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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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[LAUGHING]
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ORDINARY MORALITY
IS FOR ORDINARY PEOPLE.
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[GRUNTING]
THIS IS FOR
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NOT RETURNING MY LAWNMOWER!
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OW!
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ALWAYS GIVE BACK THE THINGS
THAT YOU BORROW.
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[GROANING]
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OH, THAT HOSS DELGADO!
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I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST
LIKE HIM!
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YOU MEAN A SAD, PATHETIC,
MUSCLE-BOUND, DUMB-AS-ROCKS,
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MIDDLE-AGED MAMA'S BOY?
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YEAH!
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HE'S A TRUE HERO!
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BAH!
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HE'S NO HERO.
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THAT TERM HAS BEEN SO TWISTED
THAT NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT IT
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MEANS ANYMORE.
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HEY, BILLY!
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GUESS WHAT, YO!
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MY MOM SAYS IT'S SAFE FOR YOU TO
SLEEP OVER NOW.
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I'M OVER MY SPECIAL PROBLEM, YO.
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YOU'RE A HERO!
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UGH!
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I JUST ATE 12 PIZZAS WITHOUT
THROWING UP!
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YOU'RE A HERO!
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I JUST POPPED A HUGE
PUS-FILLED PIMPLE ON MY BACK.
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YOU'RE A HERO!
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
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BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, YOU'D HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING REALLY
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EXCEPTIONAL TO BE CALLED A HERO,
LIKE SLAYING AN EVIL WIZARD
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OR RESCUING A PRINCESS.
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BUT THE ONE SURE-FIRE WAY OF
INSTANTLY BECOMING A HERO WAS TO
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FIGHT A MIGHTY DRAGON IN A
ONE-ON-ONE BATTLE.
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OK!
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I'LL TRY THAT!
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TRY WHAT?
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FIGHTING A DRAGON!
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SO THAT I MAY BECOME A HERO,
TOO!
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YOU WOULDN'T LAST ONE
ONE-TRILLIONTH OF A SECOND.
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OH, PLEASE, GRIM.
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I WANTS TO BE A HERO, TOO!
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AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOU GET RIPPED TO SHREDS BY A
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DRAGON--
OK!
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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AND I KNOW JUST THE PERSON TO
TRAIN YOU.
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WHERE ARE WE, GRIM?
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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE AGES,
A TIME WHEN NOBLE KNIGHTS PUT ON
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ABOUT 20 EXTRA POUNDS AND
DECIDED TO BUY FAST HORSES SO
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THEY COULD STILL IMPRESS THE
DAMSELS IN DISTRESS.
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SO, WHEN ARE WE GONNA FIND A
DRAGON, GRIM?
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FIRST, BILLY, YOU MUST LEARN
FROM THE GREATEST DRAGON-SLAYER
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WHO EVER SLEW A DRAGON.
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GOOD OLD BOSS DEL--
AAGH!
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[GRUNTING]
HEY, PUNCHY?
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WHAT IS IT, LITTLE BOY?
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WE NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING
FOR US.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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WE NEED SOMEONE TO TURN THIS
PATHETIC, SAD, IDIOT OF A BOY
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INTO A PATHETIC SAD
DRAGON-SLAYER.
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I HAVE A STRICT POLICY.
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OW!
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HA HA HA HA!
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I DON'T WORK WITH IDIOTS.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL CUT YOU A DEAL.
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YOU TRAIN BILLY TO LAST AT LEAST
ONE MINUTE AGAINST A DRAGON, AND
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I'LL LET YOU BEAT THE SNOT OUT
OF GRIM ANY TIME YOU--
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DEAL!
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MANDY!
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HE LOOKS JUST LIKE--
DON'T REMIND ME.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
IF WE DO THIS,
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WE DO THIS MY WAY OR NOT AT ALL.
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BUT, BE WARNED:
THE TRAINING WILL BE LONG,
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GRUELING, AND PAINFUL--
LIKE WHEN I MAKE A STINKY.
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BUT I WILL GUARANTEE YOU THIS:
AFTER THE AGONIZING, TORTUROUS
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TRAINING IS COMPLETE, MAYBE,
JUST MAYBE--IF YOU'RE LUCKY--
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I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES,
BUT IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS
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RIGHT, YOU MIGHT--JUST MIGHT--
PROBABLY--PROBABLY--
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BECOME A HERO.
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BUT MOST LIKELY NOT.
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YAY!
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WAIT A SECOND.
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PREPARE TO SCYTHE WIPE.
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NOW LISTEN, ALBERT,
BEFORE WE GET TO THE ACTUAL
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COMBAT TRAINING, FIRST THINGS
FIRST.
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I NEED THIS LIST OF CHORES DONE.
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BUT I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO
KILL!
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IN DUE TIME, ALBERT.
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START THE TRAINING MONTAGE
FOOTAGE.
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[FARTS]
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AAH!
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NOW THE ARMPITS.
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[SIGHS]
I TAKE IT YOU'RE UPSET BY
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SOMETHING.
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OH, YEAH!
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I'M TIRED OF DOING YOUR STUPID
CHORES FOR YOU!
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YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA TEACH ME
HOW TO SLAY A DRAGON SO THAT I
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COULD BECOME A HERO, BUT,
SO FAR, I HAVEN'T LEARNED
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JACK SQUAT!
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I SAY YOU HAVE LEARNED
JACK SQUAT.
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GRAB THAT SWORD NEXT TO YOU.
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SHOW ME FAN THE FLIES.
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SHOW ME SCRUB MY BACK.
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NOW SHOW ME CHOP THE WOOD.
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OH, I GET IT!
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BY WORKING ME NEARLY TO DEATH
DOING ALL THESE CHORES, YOU WERE
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SECRETLY TEACHING ME COMBAT
TRAINING.
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YOU ARE THE GREATEST
DRAGON-SLAYER IN THE WORLD!
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NOW, BOBBY,
BEFORE YOU GO AND CHALLENGE ANY
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DRAGON TO DEADLY COMBAT, YOU
MUST FIRST LEARN ABOUT YOUR
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ENEMY.
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CAN I JUST FIND A DRAGON AND
CHOP ITS HEAD OFF AND EAT ITS
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SKIN AND WEAR ITS BONES LIKE
A HAT?
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NOT YET.
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NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY.
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THERE, BEYOND THOSE HILLS,
LIES THE LAST LIVING DRAGON
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AND GOES BY THE TERRIBLE NAME OF
KILLDOZER.
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[GASPS]
I WANT YOU TO GO THERE AND
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OBSERVE HIM IN SECRET.
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FIND HIS WEAKNESS.
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YOU MUST REMAIN OUT OF SIGHT,
FOR HE WON'T HESITATE TO EAT YOU
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WHOLE.
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THEN CAN I EAT HIS SKIN
AND WEAR HIS BONES LIKE A HAT?
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[SIGHS]
YES.
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[BUZZER]
WHO IS IT?
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IT'S ME, BILLY!
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I CAME TO SECRETLY OBSERVE YOU
SO I CAN FIND OUT YOUR
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WEAKNESSES SO I CAN EVENTUALLY
CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND EAT YOUR
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SKIN AND WEAR YOUR BONES LIKE A
HAT.
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HOLD ON.
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HI, BILLY.
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WELCOME TO MY HOME.
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MY NAME'S...
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UH, UM...
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HAROLD.
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NO, NO, NO.
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IRVING.
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SYLVESTER?
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RICARDO.
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SAMUEL?
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PONCH--JAMAL!
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HEY, KILLDOZER,
WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS EXERCISING
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JUNK?
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I LIKE TO WORK OUT.
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IT KEEPS MY MIND SHARP AND
FOCUSED.
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YOU LIKE SHAKES?
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I LIKE SHAKES!
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SAY, YOU WANT TO TRY ONE OF MY
HEALTH SHAKES?
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NAH, NOT RIGHT NOW.
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OK.
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I'LL GO GET YOU ONE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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GOOD, HUH?
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU LIKE TO WORK OUT ALL DAY AND
NIGHT AND DRINK THESE GROSS
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HEALTHY SHAKES.
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IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE THE LAST
DRAGON ALIVE.
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ALL THE OTHER DRAGONS HAVE ALL
BEEN OUT PARTYING IT UP,
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LIVING THEIR LIVES TO THE
FULLEST.
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IT'S TIME TO START
LIVING IT UP...
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BILLY STYLE!
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AAGH!
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YEAH!
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[RETCHING]
[BURP]
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[TARZAN YELL]
[LAUGHTER]
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[TECHNO PLAYING]
WOW, BILLY.
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THIS IS THE MOST FUN I EVER HAD.
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YOU'RE THE GREATEST!
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NO, KILLDOZER, YOU'RE THE
GREATEST!
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IT'S TOO BAD I GOTTA SLAY YOU
TOMORROW SO THAT I CAN FINALLY
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BECOME A HERO, OR ELSE WE COULD
HANG OUT ALL THE TIME.
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BYE, KILLDOZER.
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SO, DID YOU LEARN THAT
VICIOUS DRAGON'S WEAKNESS,
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BILLY?
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I SURE DID.
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ARE YOU READY TO BE A HERO
THEN?
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YES!
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GOOD.
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THEN YOUR JOURNEY IS ALMOST
COMPLETE.
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ONLY ONE THING REMAINS.
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[RINGING]
HELLO?
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HELLO, VICIOUS DRAGON.
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THIS IS SIR BOSS DEL GUAPO--
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME,
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THE WORLD'S GREATEST
DRAGON-SLAYER.
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NO, SORRY.
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NO?
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YOUR FRIENDS NEVER TALKED ABOUT
ME?
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NO.
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I...
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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HUH.
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ANYWAY, I CALLED TO CHALLENGE
YOU TO A FIGHT.
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THE THING IS,
I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL AT THE
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MOMENT.
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I HAD A LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT.
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WELL, ACCORDING TO THE DRAGON
CODE OF HONOR, ANY DRAGON MUST
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ACCEPT ANY CHALLENGE MADE
AGAINST HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE
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COST.
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SEE YOU AT TARTARUS, DRAGON!
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TELL KILLDOZER I SAID HI!
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NO!
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GET AWAY!
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TELL HIM!
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I SAID NO!
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HI, KILLDOZER!
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GET AWAY FROM THE PHONE,
YOU LITTLE...
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ALL RIGHT, RUSSELL.
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YOU READY TO BECOME THE HERO YOU
WERE BORN TO BE?
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HI, BILLY!
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HI, KILLDOZER!
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OH, MAN!
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CUT THAT OUT.
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NOW, ATTACK THE DRAGON AND BRING
ME BACK HIS HEAD.
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YES, SIR!
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BILLY, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
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I HAVE TO, GRIM.
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IT'S THE ONLY WAY OF BECOMING
A TRUE HERO.
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NOW, STEP ASIDE.
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I CAN'T DO IT!
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I KNEW HE DIDN'T HAVE IT IN
HIM.
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ENRIQUE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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SLICE HIS HEAD OFF WITH YOUR
SWORD, MAN!
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NO!
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I WON'T DO IT!
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DRAGONS ARE OUR FRIENDS!
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WELL, IF YOU WON'T,
THEN I'LL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!
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DIE, VILE DRAGON!
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QUICK, GRIM,
YOUR SCYTHE.
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YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?
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THROW IT TO BILLY, QUICK.
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OH, RIGHT.
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BILLY, CATCH!
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BILLY, YOU SAVED MY LIFE!
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YOU'RE MY HERO.
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HERO?
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DO YOU MEAN IT?
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MANDY, GRIM...
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I'M A HERO!
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I'M A HERO!
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YOU'RE NO HERO, BILLY.
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YOU'RE JUST A BOOB WHO GOT
LUCKY.
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SO, WHERE DID BOSS GO TO, GRIM?
244
00:10:05,792 --> 00:10:07,002
I DON'T KNOW, MANDY.
245
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,003
THE SCYTHE COULD HAVE COMPLETELY
OBLITERATED HIM, OR ZAPPED HIM
246
00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:13,083
INTO SOME FREAKY DIMENSION.
247
00:10:13,167 --> 00:10:14,417
EGG ROLLS!
248
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HALF OFF TODAY ONLY.
249
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,380
EGG ROLLS, HALF OFF!
250
00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,708
HELLO, KIND SIR.
251
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,632
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN AND
TRY OUR NEW EGG ROLLS?
252
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,788
HMM?
253
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,580
EGG ROLLS, HUH?
254
00:10:30,667 --> 00:10:34,247
SOUNDS GOOD.
255
00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:42,128
MAN, THAT GUY WAS UGLY.
256
00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:58,082
OH, I HOPE DRACULA LIKES
THESE PEANUT BUTTER AND BLOOD
257
00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,707
COOKIES I MADE HIM.
258
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,962
I'LL TAKE CANCELLED TV SHOWS
FOR 300, ALEX.
259
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:02,922
SEE YOU LATER, KIDS!
260
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
I'M OFF TO BOTHER SOME OLD
PEOPLE.
261
00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,543
HEY!
262
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:09,415
THIS SHOW STARRED A BEAR WITH
AN EVIL BRAIN ATTACHED.
263
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,080
BYE!
264
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,037
OH, COME ON.
265
00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:12,995
SURELY SOMEONE HAS SEEN THAT
SHOW.
266
00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,543
I GUESS NOT.
267
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:19,165
THIS NEUTRAL COUNTRY IS FAMOUS
FOR SWISS CHEESE, SWISS
268
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000
CHOCOLATE, AND SWISS BANK
ACCOUNTS.
269
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,253
WHAT IS PERU?
270
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:24,753
WHAT IS SWITZERLAND?
271
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:25,883
SWITZERLAND.
272
00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:26,998
DRACULA KNEW THAT.
273
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,043
HEY, DRACULA.
274
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,075
HOW'S MY FAVORITE RETIRED
MONSTER?
275
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,537
WHO YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
276
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,825
UH, I'M THE GRIM REAPER.
277
00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:37,707
YOU AIN'T GONNA TAKE DRACULA
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
278
00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,882
DRACULA STILL GOT LOTS OF LADIES
TO LOVE.
279
00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,078
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
280
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,577
I'M YOUR FRIEND, REMEMBER?
281
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:43,327
HERE.
282
00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,827
I BROUGHT THESE FOR YOU.
283
00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:45,877
WHAT THEM?
284
00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:46,748
COOKIES.
285
00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,923
LOOK MORE LIKE A BOX OF PITY.
286
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,710
DRACULA DON'T NEED YOUR PITY.
287
00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:55,712
[SOBS]
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, DRACULA.
288
00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:58,672
I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING
NICE IS ALL...
289
00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,710
'CAUSE YOU'RE MY
CHILDHOOD HERO...
290
00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:05,252
THE GUY I ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO...
291
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:08,043
ALMOST LIKE A FATHER-FIGURE.
292
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:10,995
THE ONE--
LET DRACULA SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
293
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,668
DRACULA HATE PEANUT BUTTER.
294
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,380
OH.
295
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,878
TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH.
296
00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:20,078
IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN GO WITH
DRACULA TO THE EARLY-BIRD DINNER
297
00:12:20,167 --> 00:12:21,997
AT FANNY'S CAFETERIA.
298
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:24,173
DRACULA LOVE THE EARLY-BIRD
SPECIAL!
299
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,000
ESPECIALLY THE FRIED FISH!
300
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,213
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
301
00:12:27,042 --> 00:12:27,792
UH...
302
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,165
I WAS GONNA DRIVE.
303
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,880
YOU THINK DRACULA TOO OLD TO
DRIVE?
304
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,328
MOVE OVER.
305
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:35,537
DRACULA SHOW YOU HE STILL GOT
JUICE IN HIS CABOOSE.
306
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,455
[GROANS]
HEY, DRACULA,
307
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,082
ARE YOU OK?
308
00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:44,577
DO DRACULA LOOK OK TO YOU?!
309
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:46,997
ARE WE NEAR FANNY'S CAFETERIA?!
310
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,463
I DON'T THINK WE'RE NEAR
ANYTHING.
311
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,422
WHY WE OUT HERE?!
312
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,040
YOU WERE THE ONE DRIVING.
313
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:53,955
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHERE YOU
WERE GOING.
314
00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:56,382
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY
DRACULA DRIVE, THEN YOU TAKE THE
315
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:57,378
WHEEL.
316
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:58,128
HANG ON.
317
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,828
I'M GONNA TELEPORT US HOME.
318
00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:03,922
OH, WAIT.
319
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,210
DON'T TELL ME I FORGOT TO CHARGE
UP THIS STUPID SCYTHE THIS
320
00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:07,672
MORNING.
321
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,580
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE WALKING
BACK.
322
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,037
DRACULA GETTING A TINGLING
FEELING.
323
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,035
HMM.
324
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,415
MUST BE DRACULA'S BLADDER ACTING
UP.
325
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,210
HERE.
326
00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:20,712
LET'S KEEP YOU OUT OF THE SUN.
327
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:24,422
♪ THROUGH MILES OF SAND
AND BLEACHED WHITE DIRT
328
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:28,630
THEY SHAMBLED ON
TILL THEIR ANKLES HURT
329
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,958
THE BUZZARDS SAILED HIGH
OVERHEAD
330
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:36,882
RIDING ON CURRENTS OF THICK
HOT DREAD
331
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:41,038
AND THE SUN BURNED THEIR HEARTS
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN
332
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:45,245
IT SCORCHED THEIR SOULS
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN
333
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:49,083
OH
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN
334
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:53,127
AND THEN OUT OF THE WEST
BLEW A BREEZE OF LUCK
335
00:13:53,208 --> 00:14:00,458
18 WHEELS ON A BIG BLACK TRUCK ♪
♪ AN ANGEL OF MERCY
336
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:05,212
WHAT WAS WRAPPED IN STEEL
WITH AN UNWASHED MAN
337
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:11,042
STINKING UP BEHIND THE WHEEL ♪
♪ AND THE ROAD STRETCHED ON
338
00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:14,495
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN
AND THE CAB SMELLED LIKE
339
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:19,173
FRENCH FRIES LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN
PHEW
340
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:24,880
AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
341
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,080
YOU KNOW...
342
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:31,497
EVERYBODY THINKS THAT ONCE A
FINGERNAIL FALLS OFF, IT'S
343
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,083
USELESS.
344
00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:34,877
BUT THAT'S WRONG, SEE.
345
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:38,208
I'VE BEEN WRITING A BOOK ABOUT
FINGERNAIL ARTS AND CRAFTS.
346
00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:39,172
YEAH.
347
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,380
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
348
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,878
WHAT'S THAT?
349
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:45,418
FINGERNAIL SUNGLASSES!
350
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:49,290
THE HARDEST PART IS FINDING THE
FINGERNAILS, SO SOMETIMES I
351
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:50,825
SUBSTITUTE TOENAILS.
352
00:14:50,917 --> 00:14:52,327
DON'T TELL NO ONE.
353
00:14:52,417 --> 00:14:53,327
SAY...
354
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:57,077
YOU GOT SOME NICE HANDS.
355
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,377
DRACULA GONNA GET THE HECK
OUT OF HERE!
356
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,078
DRACULA DON'T WANT END UP IN
LANCASTER!
357
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,127
CALM DOWN!
358
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,418
WE'LL BE AT THE DINER SOON.
359
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,710
HEY!
360
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:09,332
YOU TWO AIN'T GONNA STEAL MY
FINGERNAIL BOOK IDEA!
361
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,037
IS YOU?
362
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,785
UH, NO.
363
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,785
I PROMISE, IT'S ALL YOURS.
364
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,245
DON'T NOBODY TELL DRACULA
WHAT HE CAN OR CAN'T DO.
365
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,963
DRACULA IS ALL MAN!
366
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,132
IF DRACULA WANT TO STEAL
SOMETHING, THEN DRACULA GONNA
367
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,038
STEAL IT!
368
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,785
DRACULA, HUSH, PLEASE!
369
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,375
[STAMMERING]
WE'RE NOT GONNA STEAL
370
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,288
ANYTHING.
371
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:27,325
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
372
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,247
STOP IT!
373
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,173
GREAT!
374
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,080
NOW I'M MAD.
375
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:37,167
AND WHEN I'M MAD,
THE ONLY THING THAT CALMS ME
376
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,960
DOWN IS...
377
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:43,462
THE GAME.
378
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:45,995
OH!
379
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,133
4 IN A ROW!
380
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,208
I WIN AGAIN, SEE!
381
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:51,132
THIS IS A FUN GAME.
382
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,168
HEY, JUST A THOUGHT,
BUT IF YOU'RE HERE,
383
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,750
WHO'S DRIVING THE TRUCK?
384
00:15:54,833 --> 00:16:01,043
[TIRES SQUEAL]
[SCREAMING]
385
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,995
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
386
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,833
WELL, FELLAS,
I THINK I'M GONNA...
387
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,287
GO ON MY OWN WAY.
388
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,995
NO OFFENSE,
BUT YOU TWO KIND OF CREEP ME
389
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,423
OUT.
390
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,920
GREAT.
391
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,040
NOW HOW IS DRACULA SUPPOSED TO
GET TO THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL?
392
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,165
THIS IS ALL SKELETON MAN'S
FAULT.
393
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,670
DRACULA WANTED TO CALL A LIMO.
394
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,000
THERE AREN'T ANY LIMOS IN THE
DESERT.
395
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:28,213
YOU CAN'T TELL DRACULA WHAT
IS OR AIN'T IN THE DESERT.
396
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:28,832
OK.
397
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:32,037
THEN SHOW ME A LIMO.
398
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:32,875
THERE.
399
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,628
DRACULA SEE A LIMO.
400
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:36,078
THAT'S A CACTUS.
401
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:39,917
THIS LIMO HURT DRACULA'S
BUTT!
402
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,250
♪ THE SUN DROPPED LOW
DOWN IN THE SKY
403
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:47,753
LIKE A PAIR OF PANTS
ON AN URBAN GUY
404
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:51,833
THEIR STOMACHS CRIED OUT
WITH A RUMBLING ROAR
405
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:56,167
TILL THEY JUST PERT NEAR
COULDN'T WALK NO MORE ♪
406
00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,250
♪ THEY TRIED TO EAT A CACTUS
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪
407
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,083
♪ AND SCORPIONS CHASED THEM NOW
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪
408
00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,077
AAGH!
409
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,287
♪ AN ANGRY WOMAN
410
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:12,962
ALL THIS STOMPING MAKE
411
00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,172
DRACULA EVEN HUNGRIER!
412
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,750
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMETHING
TO EAT.
413
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:22,463
PASS DRACULA SOME MORE OF THAT
CAJUN SPICE.
414
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,712
[CRUNCH]
MMM!
415
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:25,962
TASTY.
416
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,212
MY BABIES!
417
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,962
WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T
MAKE YOUR BABIES SO DELICIOUS,
418
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,002
DRACULA WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO
EAT 'EM!
419
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:32,753
AAGH!
420
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:33,383
OW!
421
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,788
AAGH!
422
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,915
YOU LEAVE DRACULA ALONE!
423
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,040
AAGH!
424
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,035
I DIDN'T MEAN JAB ME, DANG IT!
425
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,075
AAGH!
426
00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,077
OH!
427
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:42,997
AAGH!
428
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:43,583
OH!
429
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:44,667
AAGH!
430
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,500
AAGH!
431
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,423
OW!
432
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,380
OH!
433
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:48,578
AAGH!
434
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,497
AAGH!
435
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,713
OW!
436
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:51,962
OH!
437
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,042
OH, NOW YOU'RE SCARED OF
DRACULA.
438
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,825
YOU AFRAID TO FIND OUT WHAT
DRACULA MADE OF 'CAUSE DRACULA
439
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,917
MADE OF--OH!
440
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,077
DRACULA.
441
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,957
DRACULA!
442
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:06,882
HURRY.
443
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,578
I'M IN TERRIBLE PAIN!
444
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,787
YOU GOTTA SUCK OUT THE POISON.
445
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:11,665
UH-UH!
446
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,920
DRACULA DON'T SUCK.
447
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,170
YOU'RE A VAMPIRE.
448
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,130
VAMPIRES SUCK...
449
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,038
BLOOD.
450
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,455
NO, SEE, THAT'S A MYTH.
451
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:21,502
DRACULA SCRAPE WITH HIS FANGS
AND LICK UP THE BLOOD.
452
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,713
LIKE THIS.
453
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:24,382
SEE?
454
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,208
SCRAPE AND LICK.
455
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:31,672
[GROANING]
SCRAPE AND LICK.
456
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,460
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY POISON?
457
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:37,462
DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR DRACULA
EXPLAIN THE SCRAPE AND LICK?
458
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:39,332
DRACULA GONNA TELL IT AGAIN FOR
DUMMIES THAT DON'T PAY
459
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,167
ATTENTION.
460
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,500
SCRAPE AND LICK.
461
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:48,083
[GROANS]
SCRAPE AND LICK.
462
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,787
SCRAPE AND LICK.
463
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,205
SCRAPE AND LICK.
464
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,245
DRACULA THINK YOUR COOKIES
NASTY.
465
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,003
[BURP]
NEED CAJUN SPICE.
466
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:08,463
[LAUGHTER]
LIFE BEGINS,
467
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,082
LIFE ENDS.
468
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,997
WE ARE ALL SPOKES ON THE WHEEL.
469
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,793
WE ARE ALL HOLLOW MEN.
470
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:25,292
[GROANING]
DRACULA?
471
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,745
AAH!
472
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,213
DRACULA SLEEP UNDERGROUND,
GET HIS STRENGTH BACK.
473
00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:31,212
KIND OF HARD THOUGH
WITH SKELETON MAN YELLING ALL
474
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,422
NIGHT.
475
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,380
"OH, THE PAIN!
476
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,628
OOH, IT HURTS SO BAD!
477
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,288
SOMEBODY SAVE ME!"
HA.
478
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:40,875
SKELETON MAN NEVER SHUT UP.
479
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:43,078
WELL, I WOULD HAVE BEEN QUIET
IF YOU HAD JUST SUCKED OUT MY
480
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:43,747
POISON.
481
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,043
DRACULA DON'T SUCK!
482
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,575
DRACULA--
SCRAPE AND LICK, I KNOW!
483
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,957
NOW, GET YOUR BUTT UP.
484
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:51,332
DRACULA STILL GOTTA MAKE IT TO
THE EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL.
485
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,917
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SELFISH
OLD MAN?!
486
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,080
WHAT YOU SAY?!
487
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,747
NOBODY CALLS DRACULA OLD!
488
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,173
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT
STUPID BUFFET THAT ENDED
489
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,080
YESTERDAY THAN YOU DO ABOUT ME!
490
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,207
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?!
491
00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:03,002
NOTHING!
492
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,633
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME.
493
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,668
YOU'RE NAME
IS DUMMY!
494
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,130
AND IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT
ANYTHING, YOU'D KNOW THERE'S AN
495
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:13,538
EARLY-BIRD SPECIAL EVERY SINGLE
DAY OF THE WEEK!
496
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,785
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!
497
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,075
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!
498
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,377
NEVER!
499
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:23,078
[SOBBING]
NO FRIED FISH FOR DRACULA
500
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,577
THEN.
501
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,423
RAGGLE-FRAGGLE!
502
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,290
AAGH!
503
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,745
A SAND BANDIT!
504
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:31,753
UM...
505
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:35,133
ACTUALLY, WE PREFER PEOPLE OF
SAND.
506
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,040
AND AFTER ALL THE NICE THINGS
I DID FOR HIM, HE STILL ACTS
507
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,825
LIKE A BIG JERK!
508
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:42,457
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, GRIM.
509
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:46,132
STILL, YOU'RE PRETTY LUCKY
HAVING SOMEONE TO LOOK UP TO.
510
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,788
OUT HERE, I DON'T HAVE ANYONE.
511
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,915
IT'S JUST ME.
512
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,880
IT GETS LONELY...
513
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,628
SO VERY, VERY LONELY.
514
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,498
DO YOU EVER GET LONELY, GRIM?
515
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:59,383
HEY, THOSE MICROWAVE PIZZAS
MUST BE DONE BY NOW.
516
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,038
OH, I'LL GO CHECK!
517
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,875
WHY IS MY ARM ALL ITCHY?
518
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,038
THOSE LOOK LIKE...
519
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,035
SCRAPE MARKS!
520
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,995
THEN THAT MEANS...
521
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,083
DRACULA SURE HOPE NOBODY SEE
HIM DO THIS.
522
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:12,747
I GOTTA GO!
523
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,043
I GOTTA GO FIND DRACULA.
524
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:14,625
HERE.
525
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,748
TAKE MY CAR.
526
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,753
THANKS.
527
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:25,383
♪ HE DROVE FAST
♪ HE DROVE FAR
528
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:31,002
♪ HE BUSTED THEM DUNES
IN HIS BIG OLD CAR
529
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:36,923
THE BUZZARDS FLED
AT THE SIGHT OF HIM ♪
530
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:43,130
♪ THE SIGHT OF THE ONE
THAT THEY CALL GRIM ♪
531
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:47,038
♪ THEY WENT OVER THE SPEED LIMIT
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN
532
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:51,075
THEY CAUSED PROPERTY DAMAGE
LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN
533
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:56,037
OH, MAN
JUST LIKE AN ANGRY WOMAN ♪
534
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,583
AAH!
535
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:02,457
THAT WAS SOME MIGHTY FINE
FRIED FISH.
536
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,212
YES, IT WAS, DRACULA.
537
00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:05,292
YES, IT WAS!
538
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,035
YOUR CHECK, GENTLEMEN.
539
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,785
THANK YOU, BABY.
540
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:10,125
HOW MUCH DO I OWE?
541
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:11,498
OH, NO, NO, NO.
542
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,673
THIS ONE ON DRACULA.
543
00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,130
THANKS, DRACULA.
544
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,328
DRACULA PAY IT UP FRONT
SO WE CAN GET GOING.
545
00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:19,077
WHAT A SWELL GUY.
546
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,172
HEY, GRIM.
547
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,290
HOW WAS--
I DON'T WANT TO TALK
548
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:28,075
ABOUT IT.
549
00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,917
IT'S USELESS.
550
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,040
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
551
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,325
BUT THAT'S WRONG.
552
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,917
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
553
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,170
--www.ncicap.org--]
THE HARDEST PART IS FINDING THE
554
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,500
FINGERNAILS, SO SOMETIMES I
SUBSTITUTE TOENAILS.
555
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:52,333
HA HA.
556
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,957
DON'T TELL NO ONE.
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