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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:13,377 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 2 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:15,208 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 3 00:00:15,042 --> 00:00:19,212 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 4 00:00:32,250 --> 00:00:34,080 NOW HATRED IS, BY FAR, THE 5 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,667 LONGEST PLEASURE. 6 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:36,880 MEN LOVE IN HASTE, BUT THEY 7 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,828 DETEST AT LEISURE. 8 00:00:57,042 --> 00:00:58,672 COMPETITION. 9 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:03,080 [SNORING] 10 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:05,577 [HIGH-PITCHED NOTE] 11 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:07,077 SO, I'VE CUT MY NOSE PICKING 12 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,417 DOWN TO TWICE A DAY, AND I'VE 13 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:10,040 COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ALL 6 OF 14 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:11,785 THE STATE CAPITALS I KNEW, AND I 15 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:12,875 GOT THIS BUNNY TATTOO ON THE 16 00:01:12,958 --> 00:01:14,168 BACK OF MY HEAD THAT SYMBOLIZES 17 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,420 MY HIP-HOP ROOTS, YEAH. 18 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,960 IT WASHES OFF WITH WARM WATER 19 00:01:17,042 --> 00:01:18,002 AND SOAP, BUT YOU DON'T GOT TO 20 00:01:18,083 --> 00:01:20,083 WORRY ABOUT THAT, 'CAUSE I NEVER 21 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,077 TOUCH THE STUFF. 22 00:01:22,167 --> 00:01:23,127 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 23 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,958 AM I COOL YET? 24 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,542 PLEA-- 25 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:28,785 WINDHAM, MEADOWBERRY, COME. 26 00:01:28,875 --> 00:01:30,535 WE GOTS WORK TO DO. 27 00:01:34,583 --> 00:01:36,213 BILLY, SPERG AND HIS GOONS 28 00:01:36,042 --> 00:01:37,252 AREN'T COOL. 29 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:38,463 THEY'RE WHAT WE, IN THE 30 00:01:38,542 --> 00:01:39,422 SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, LIKE TO 31 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:43,130 CALL JERK WADS. 32 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,168 NO, MANDY. 33 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,040 YOU ARE WRONG. 34 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,665 SPERG IS SUPER COOL! 35 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:51,210 [LAUGHING] 36 00:01:51,042 --> 00:01:53,462 BILLY, THUGS AND BULLIES ONLY 37 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:56,042 RESPECT THUGS AND BULLIES. 38 00:01:59,792 --> 00:02:01,212 MANDY, YOU'VE GIVEN ME THE 39 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:04,212 BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD! 40 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:07,292 EEH! 41 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,455 HAND OVER YOUR LUNCH MONEY-- 42 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:10,582 PLEASE, SPERG. 43 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:11,827 ALLOWS ME. 44 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:13,077 BILLY, YOU CAME BACK TO 45 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:16,167 RESCUE ME--AAH! 46 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:16,960 YOU SEE THE WAY I BULLIED 47 00:02:17,042 --> 00:02:17,712 THAT DUDE? 48 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,172 PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? 49 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,630 YOU COST ME A MARK, JELLY 50 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,248 ROLL. 51 00:02:32,292 --> 00:02:37,462 [SUCKING] 52 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:40,502 I CAN'T WATCH! 53 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:49,327 WHA-- 54 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:50,497 WHA-- 55 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:52,133 YOU'RE A FREAK! 56 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,415 HEY, DAD. 57 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,420 HEY, BILLY. 58 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,750 DAD, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU 59 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,583 ABOUT SOMETHING. 60 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,167 MY BODY'S CHANGING IN A FUNNY 61 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,250 WAY, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S 62 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,923 GOING ON. 63 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,880 [COUGHING] 64 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:14,208 UH, WELL, UH, YOU SEE, BILLY, 65 00:03:14,042 --> 00:03:16,422 UH...WHEN A BOY BECOMES, UH, 66 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:20,130 A...A MAN, HE STARTS TO GET 67 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:24,128 FURRIER AND FATTER, LIKE A 68 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:25,918 SQUIRREL IN WINTER, AND-- 69 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 WHERE'D I PUT MY SODA? 70 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,923 OH, MAN, OK. 71 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,580 YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT YOU THINK 72 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,207 GIRLS HAVE STARTED TO SMELL 73 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,582 GOOD, BUT YOU'D BE WRONG. 74 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:37,207 DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE YOUR 75 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,172 OLD MAN DID. 76 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,130 OH, HOO! 77 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,288 OH. 78 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:42,165 OH, IS THAT ALL YOU WERE TALKING 79 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:43,380 ABOUT? 80 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,040 SWEET CREAMERY BUTTER! 81 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:50,205 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 82 00:03:50,292 --> 00:03:51,542 IT'S NOT SPIT, BILLY. 83 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:53,915 IT'S ECTOPLASM. 84 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,040 ECTOPLASM IS A PHYSICAL 85 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,495 MANIFESTATION FROM THE SPIRIT 86 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:57,883 REALM. 87 00:03:57,958 --> 00:03:58,958 IT SEEMS THAT BILLY IS 88 00:03:59,042 --> 00:04:01,712 CHANNELING SOME SORT OF SPIRIT. 89 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:03,832 HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN 90 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:09,077 TO MY SON?! 91 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:13,037 [PANTING] 92 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:16,665 SO, ANYWAY, WE WON'T KNOW 93 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,330 WHAT KIND OF SPIRIT UNTIL IT 94 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:19,747 FULLY DEVELOPS. 95 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:20,833 BILLY COULD'VE ABSORBED THE 96 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:22,417 ECTOPLASM IN A NUMBER OF WAYS, 97 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,830 LIKE EATING A SUPERNATURAL 98 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:26,457 SANDWICH, MAYBE. 99 00:04:26,542 --> 00:04:27,832 DID YOU DO THAT, BILLY? 100 00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:29,077 DID YOU EAT A SUPERNATURAL 101 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,577 SANDWICH?! 102 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:31,627 DID YOU? 103 00:04:31,708 --> 00:04:32,668 NO. 104 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,000 IT'S OK, SON. 105 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:35,333 IT'S OK. 106 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:36,957 WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS... 107 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:38,212 [SOBBING] 108 00:04:38,292 --> 00:04:40,882 TOGETHER. 109 00:04:40,958 --> 00:04:41,998 GET A ROOM. 110 00:04:42,083 --> 00:04:46,133 [THUNDERCLAP] 111 00:04:46,208 --> 00:04:47,668 SWALLOW YOUR SICKLE? 112 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:49,330 HA. 113 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:54,127 [SNORING] 114 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:58,208 [HIGH-PITCHED NOISE] 115 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:05,132 [WILD NOISES] 116 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:07,498 [YAWNING] 117 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:10,003 [CHOKING] 118 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,793 [BURP] 119 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:26,328 [GARGLING] 120 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:27,707 SHE WALKS IN BEAUTY 121 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:29,002 LIKE THE NIGHT 122 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:30,253 OF CLOUDLESS CLIMES 123 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,423 AND STARRY SKIES; 124 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,670 AND ALL THAT'S BEST 125 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,130 OF DARK AND BRIGHT 126 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,498 MEET IN HER ASPECT 127 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,833 AND HER EYES. 128 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:40,957 HELLO, MR. SPITMAN. 129 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:42,042 I'M BILLY. 130 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:43,075 I KNOW, BILLY. 131 00:05:43,167 --> 00:05:44,417 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU 132 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,630 FOR DAYS. 133 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:48,208 I AM LORD BYRON, THE FAMOUS 19th 134 00:05:48,292 --> 00:05:49,422 CENTURY POET. 135 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:50,460 DOES THAT MEAN I'M GONNA 136 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:52,212 LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS 137 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:53,672 EPISODE? 138 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,130 OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 139 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:56,168 I'M JUST HERE TO TEACH YOU HOW 140 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,960 TO BE COOL. 141 00:05:58,042 --> 00:06:00,042 I WAS ONCE A NERD LIKE YOU. 142 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:02,535 I WAS EVEN BORN WITH A CLUBFOOT, 143 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:04,035 BUT I OVERCAME MY PROBLEMS AND 144 00:06:04,125 --> 00:06:05,375 BECAME ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR, 145 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,378 COOL, AND REVOLUTIONARY LITERARY 146 00:06:07,458 --> 00:06:08,748 FIGURES OF MY TIME. 147 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:09,753 CAN I SEE IT? 148 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:10,633 SEE WHAT? 149 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:11,708 THE CLUBFOOT THING. 150 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:13,042 I WANT TO SEE IT. 151 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,915 WELL, OF COURSE. 152 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,880 I'M REALLY NOT ASHAMED OF IT 153 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:16,828 ANYMORE. 154 00:06:16,917 --> 00:06:20,077 JUST LET ME DIG AROUND FOR IT. 155 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:23,127 [GROANING] 156 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,878 YOU HAD THAT IN MY MOUTH? 157 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:30,747 BILLY? 158 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,833 I LIVED, I LOVED, I QUAFFED, 159 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:33,917 LIKE THEE: 160 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,040 I DIED: LET EARTH MY BONES 161 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,285 RESIGN; 162 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:38,995 FILL UP--THOU CANST NOT 163 00:06:39,083 --> 00:06:40,293 INJURE ME; 164 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,035 THE WORM HATH FOULER LIPS 165 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:44,955 THAN THINE. 166 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:46,712 [LAUGHING] 167 00:06:46,792 --> 00:06:49,042 FOOLED YOU, MANDY. 168 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:50,325 THAT WAS MY NEW FRIEND, LORD 169 00:06:50,417 --> 00:06:51,577 BYRON, TALKING. 170 00:06:51,667 --> 00:06:53,077 HELLO, LOVE. 171 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,377 HE'S TEACHING ME TO BE COOL. 172 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,788 REALLY? 173 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:57,745 I HOPE HE'LL BE PAPER TRAINING 174 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,293 YOU, AS WELL. 175 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,535 AH, VERY WITTY, YOUNG LADY, 176 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,785 AND THAT, BILLY, BRINGS US TO 177 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,665 OUR FIRST LESSON IN COOL: 178 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:08,250 USING YOUR WIT. 179 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:09,633 NO! 180 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:11,958 MY PROTRACTOR! 181 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:13,132 SOMEONE NEEDS TO TEACH THAT 182 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:14,498 PUSILLANIMOUS RAGAMUFFIN A 183 00:07:14,583 --> 00:07:15,633 LESSON. 184 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:19,168 [SCREAMING] 185 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:21,080 NO, NO, BILLY. 186 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:23,707 A GENTLEMAN IS A GENTLE MAN. 187 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:26,132 WE ARE PACIFISTS BY NATURE. 188 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:27,418 THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE 189 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,130 SWORD... 190 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:30,168 THEY SAY. 191 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,080 CAN I HAVE AN AX? 192 00:07:31,167 --> 00:07:32,417 NO. 193 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,380 CROSSBOW? 194 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:34,288 NO. 195 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:35,375 A FACE PLASMA RIFLE IN A 196 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:37,168 40-WATT RANGE? 197 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,830 MMM...PERHAPS I SHOULD JUST 198 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,167 GET YOU A PEN. 199 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,290 I'M TWO STEPS AHEAD OF YOU, 200 00:07:41,375 --> 00:07:42,955 COACHEES. 201 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:49,712 [SLURPING] 202 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,212 LET HER RIP. 203 00:07:51,292 --> 00:07:52,502 NOW, LOOK AT THAT BRUTE. 204 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,003 FIND HIS WEAK SPOT. 205 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:55,963 NO, MY "22nd EDITION DUNGEON 206 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:59,752 MASTERS GUIDE!" 207 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,423 HIS MOM! 208 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,080 HIS MOM IS HIS WEAKNESS. 209 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,417 YOU MUST CRAFT A SCATHING 210 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,250 AND WITTY POEM ABOUT SPERG'S 211 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,503 MOTHER. 212 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,213 YOUR WORDS WILL BE AS 10,000 213 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:11,382 ARROWS IN HIS BUTTOCKS. 214 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:12,378 NO! 215 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:13,538 HARK! HARK! 216 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:14,915 COME HERE AND LISTEN TO MY 217 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,210 WORDS. 218 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,497 "AN ODE TO SPERG'S MUM." 219 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,213 A POEM ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL 220 00:08:22,042 --> 00:08:23,882 MOTHER? 221 00:08:23,958 --> 00:08:26,168 ROSES ARE RED, 222 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:29,460 AND VIOLETS ARE...ORANGE, 223 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,832 AND YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T THINK 224 00:08:30,917 --> 00:08:32,167 OF WHAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE, 225 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,500 BUT SPERG'S MOM 226 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,793 IS A BIG, UGLY, STUPID, 227 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:37,455 FREAKISH GORILLA 228 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,672 WITH THESE, LIKE, WEBBED TOES, 229 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,130 AND SHE'S A BAD COOK, 230 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,418 AND SHE THROWS HER OWN POOP, 231 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,210 AND SHE'S SO ICKY AND HIDEOUSLY 232 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:45,832 UGLY THAT IF YOU LOOK AT HER, 233 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:48,037 YOUR HEAD WILL MELT. 234 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,043 [GROWLING] 235 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:56,705 OH, SPERGIE, HONEY, YOU LEFT 236 00:08:56,792 --> 00:08:59,082 YOUR LUNCH AT HOME, SO I DROVE 237 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:00,457 DOWN HERE TO BRING IT TO YOU, 238 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:02,462 AND I JUST... 239 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,212 CHILDREN ARE SO CRUEL! 240 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:06,462 [CRYING] 241 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:07,382 WHAT ARE YOU CHILDREN DOING 242 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,788 IN MY HALLWAY? 243 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,455 IS THIS-- 244 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:23,168 [CRYING] 245 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,250 WILL SOMEBODY GET ME A 246 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,043 TISSUE? 247 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,165 WELL, WELL, WELL. 248 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 I'M A POET, AND I DIDN'T EVEN 249 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,133 KNOW THAT I HAD THE ABILITY THAT 250 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,378 I MIGHT BE. 251 00:09:31,458 --> 00:09:33,418 [RUMBLING] 252 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,830 YOU! ME! 253 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:40,537 AFTER SCHOOL AT THE FLAG POLE! 254 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,417 SPERG HAS CHALLENGED YOU TO A 255 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,540 DUEL! 256 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:47,415 YOU MUST MEET HIM AT THE FLAG 257 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,460 POLE. 258 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:49,582 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED ME 259 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,497 TO BE AGAINST FIGHTING, LIKE 260 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:52,883 SWITZERLAND. 261 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:54,128 SWITZERLAND IS A CURSED, 262 00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:55,998 SELFISH, SWINISH COUNTRY OF 263 00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,543 BRUTES PLACED IN THE MOST 264 00:09:57,625 --> 00:10:01,705 ROMANTIC REGION OF THE WORLD. 265 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,042 [THUNDERING, CHATTERING] 266 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:12,035 WHERE IS THAT WIMP? 267 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:12,915 I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA 268 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:13,880 SHOW, DUDE. 269 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:15,628 THERE ARE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA. 270 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:20,168 [LAUGHING] 271 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,130 I THINK YOU OWE ME ONE 272 00:10:21,208 --> 00:10:23,458 WIRELESS COMPUTER NERD OBJECT. 273 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:24,752 NO! 274 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,883 YOU CAN'T! 275 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,168 YOU CAN'T TAKE MY WIRELESS 276 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,580 INTERNET BRIDGE WITH 5-PORT 277 00:10:28,667 --> 00:10:29,377 SWITCH! 278 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,038 IT'S ALL I'VE GOT! 279 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:34,285 WELL, WHO'S GONNA STOP ME? 280 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,745 I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY. 281 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 [THUNDERING] 282 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:43,043 IT'S THAT DREAMY POET BOY. 283 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,665 IT'S WEDGIE TIME. 284 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,210 I'M SCARED, LORD BYRON. 285 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:49,042 YOU MUST NOT FEAR. 286 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,165 FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER THAT 287 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,170 BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION. 288 00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:55,917 BUT IT'S 3 ON ONE, LORD 289 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,130 BYRON. 290 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:58,078 NO, BILLY. 291 00:10:58,167 --> 00:10:59,747 IT'S 3 ON TWO. 292 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,793 LOOK, BOYS, IT'S A WIENER 293 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,125 WITH A SISSY COMING OUT OF HIS 294 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,748 MOUTH. 295 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:05,633 WE'RE NOT WIENERS AND 296 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:06,538 SISSIES. 297 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,285 WE'RE FOPS AND DANDIES, AND 298 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,705 WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT! 299 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:13,172 YAAAH! 300 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,170 AAH! 301 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,040 [SCREAMING] 302 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:20,125 [THUNDERING] 303 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,038 I THINK I'M GONNA BE A DORK 304 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,995 FOREVER, LORD BYRON. 305 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,713 ACCEPT YOUR NERDINESS, BILLY. 306 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:27,042 EMBRACE IT. 307 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,575 THAT'S REALLY HOW YOU BECOME 308 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:31,127 COOL. 309 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,168 WELL, NOT SO MUCH YOU, EXACTLY, 310 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,170 BUT SOMEONE WHO'S GOING TO BE A 311 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,540 FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY 312 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,995 ONE DAY. 313 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,833 LORD BYRON! 314 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,627 BILLY, WHATEVER FORCE BROUGHT 315 00:11:42,708 --> 00:11:44,458 ME INTO YOUR MOUTH IS FADING. 316 00:11:44,542 --> 00:11:47,132 NO! YOU CAN'T GO, LORD BYRON! 317 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:49,328 I WON'T LET YOU! 318 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,997 TRAINED WELL AND STRONG WITH 319 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:53,383 COOLNESS, YOU ARE, BUT NOT THAT 320 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:57,078 STRONG. 321 00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:00,537 [HOWLING] 322 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:02,285 WELL, THAT OLD FOP'S GONE. 323 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:03,455 AS FOR YOU, YOU'RE SLEEPING OVER 324 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,462 HERE FOR NOW ON. 325 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,252 [SNORING] 326 00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:12,632 ARGH! 327 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:15,078 I AM ATTILA THE HUN, BARBARIAN 328 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,707 CONQUERER. 329 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:17,712 HA HA! 330 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,252 I AM RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S MAD 331 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,793 SORCERER AND POLITICAL ADVISOR. 332 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,325 I AM ABRAHAM LINCOLN, BASTION 333 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:26,997 OF HONESTY AND FAIRPLAY. 334 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,633 YOU AND YOU GET TEACHING. 335 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,918 HONESTY ABE, YOU GET THE CHIPS. 336 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,420 WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY JOB TO 337 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,880 GET THE CHIPS? 338 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:51,168 [MUSIC PLAYING] 339 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,130 GRIM, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO 340 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:54,038 TRIM MY HAIR A WEEK AGO. 341 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:54,995 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 342 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,083 I'VE BEEN WATCHING BILLY'S 343 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:59,077 "MY TROUBLED PONY" DVD SET. 344 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:01,077 I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT! 345 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,287 IT'S GOT COMEDY AND DRAMA, SO 346 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,075 IT'S A DRAMEDY! 347 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,377 BUT IT'S ALSO GOT FUN AND ART, 348 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,878 SO IT'S A DRAMEDY FART! 349 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,998 [LAUGHING] 350 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,793 SHH! 351 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,125 JAVIER, I'M AFRAID I DON'T 352 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,168 HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT. 353 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,380 TOMORROW THEY'RE SENDING ME TO 354 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:23,038 THE GLUE FACTORY. 355 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:24,745 MY HAIR, GRIM. 356 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:27,173 THAT'S AN ORDER. 357 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,210 THERE. 358 00:13:28,292 --> 00:13:30,082 NOW BEAT IT. 359 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:31,287 I'M ON THE LAST SHOW, AND I HAVE 360 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,665 TO KNOW HOW THE SERIES ENDS. 361 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,080 "MY TROUBLED PONY" WAS 362 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,167 CANCELLED AFTER ITS FIRST 363 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,170 SEASON. 364 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,710 THE SERIES DOESN'T HAVE AN END 365 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:43,252 BECAUSE IT WAS NEVER MADE. 366 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,883 HOLD ON TO ME, GUILLERMO! 367 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,708 I CAN'T! 368 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,672 I DON'T GOT NO THUMBS! 369 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:53,710 AAH! 370 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:59,462 HUH? NOOOOO! 371 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:04,752 [MAKING EXPLOSION NOISES] 372 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,463 WHY WOULD THEY CANCEL A GREAT 373 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,712 SHOW LIKE "MY TROUBLED PONY?" 374 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,462 IT WAS A DUMB SHOW, GRIM. 375 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:11,712 I WOULD PERSONALLY PAY TO 376 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,712 HAVE THE FINAL EPISODE MADE AND 377 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:14,752 MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO 378 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,463 ROXANNE, AND I MUST KNOW WHETHER 379 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,922 DAFFODIL IS ROBBY'S REAL FATHER. 380 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,080 GRIM, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 381 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,207 CARTOONS ARE EXPENSIVE. 382 00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:27,132 THEY COST BAZILLIONS OF DOLLARS. 383 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,168 MONEY IS NO PROBLEM. 384 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:33,540 I STILL HAVE MY BIRTHDAY MONEY. 385 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,785 USED TO BE I CHARGED TWO GOLD 386 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,535 PIECES TO EVERY CHUMP WHO WANTED 387 00:14:37,625 --> 00:14:39,535 TO CROSS THE RIVER STYX, BUT I 388 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,955 HAD TO GO SPEND IT ALL ON 389 00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:42,252 LIPOSUCTION. 390 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,293 I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOUR 391 00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,035 LITTLE TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, 392 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,325 BUT WHAT ARE THOSE HIDEOUS 393 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:50,127 THINGS? 394 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,128 OH, THOSE ARE JUST SCHLUBS-- 395 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,788 100 FAIRY FOLK WHO LIVE IN 396 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:59,285 MUSHROOM VILLAGES. 397 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,535 SOME WIZARDS LIKE TO MELT THEM 398 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,785 DOWN FOR GOLD, BUT-- 399 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,075 GRIM, HAVE YOU MET MY NEW 400 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,037 FRIENDS? 401 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,415 THEY'RE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF THE 402 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,710 MUSHROOM PATCH. 403 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:12,172 I LOVES THEM SO MUCH! 404 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 GOLD! 405 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,463 WELL, I CAN ALREADY SEE WHERE 406 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,882 THIS IS GOING. 407 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:16,958 CALL ME IF YOU NEED A STERN 408 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,172 TALKING TO. 409 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,210 HEY, GUYS. 410 00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:21,132 WAIT FOR ME! 411 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,328 GRIM, YOU CAN'T HUNT THE SCHLUBS 412 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,457 AND TURN THEM INTO GOLD. 413 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,082 THE SCHLUBS HAVE A RICH AND 414 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,707 PATRIARCHAL CULTURE. 415 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,502 WHO IS TEACHING YOU THESE 416 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,133 WORDS, BILLY? 417 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,788 WHY, THE SCHLUBS, OF COURSE. 418 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,455 JUST LISTEN. 419 00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,172 [GRUNTING] 420 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,420 [HIGH-PITCHED GARBLE] 421 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,040 [GROWLING] 422 00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,165 [LAUGHING] 423 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,170 [GARBLE] 424 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,170 AREN'T THEY GREAT? 425 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,500 I JUST LEARN SO MUCH FROM THEM 426 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:52,833 EVERY DAY. 427 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,577 ALLOWS ME TO INTRODUCE YOU. 428 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,877 THIS IS BITEY SCLUB AND KICKY 429 00:15:56,958 --> 00:16:00,458 SCHLUB, ASSAULTY SCHLUB, 430 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:04,422 EYE-GOUGEY SCHLUB, NOOGIE 431 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:09,420 SCHLUB, WEDGIE SCHLUB... 432 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,710 DORKY SCHLUB. 433 00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,042 BILLY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 434 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:14,075 CHANGE MY MIND. 435 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:16,127 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THE 436 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,998 ONLY GOOD SCHLUB IS A MELTED 437 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,213 SCHLUB. 438 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:20,792 I'M WARNING YOU, GRIM. 439 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,205 WE'LL FIGHT YOU DOWN TO THE LAST 440 00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,962 MAN. 441 00:16:36,042 --> 00:16:38,132 SURPRISE! 442 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,168 AAH! 443 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,880 OK, GUYS. 444 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:40,668 DON'T PANIC. 445 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,580 REMEMBER OUR PLAN. 446 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,627 IF YOU WE ALL PLAY DEAD, 447 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:43,708 EVENTUALLY HE'LL GET BORED AND 448 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:44,502 GO AWAY. 449 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,923 I DO IT ALL THE TIME. 450 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,040 OH, NO! 451 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,625 I THINK I JUST FELT MY HEART 452 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,998 STOP! 453 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:55,463 [LAUGHING] 454 00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,672 OK, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 455 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,960 DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT WHEN 456 00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:00,042 I CATCH YOU, I'M GOING TO MELT 457 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,625 YOU DOWN INTO GOLD? 458 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:08,793 AREN'T YOU GOING TO AT LEAST TRY 459 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:11,165 TO RUN AWAY? 460 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:20,002 OW! OW! OW! 461 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,293 OW! OW! OW! 462 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,375 OK! OK! 463 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,328 I GIVE UP. 464 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:34,748 THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. 465 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:38,333 FIRE WHEN READY. 466 00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:39,667 NOT BAD, GUYS. 467 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,420 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN AIMING JUST A 468 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,080 LITTLE BIT HIGHER THIS TIME, 469 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:44,287 HUH? 470 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:49,165 [GARBLING] 471 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,920 EEH! 472 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,210 OK, MILKSHAKE, REMEMBER OUR 473 00:17:52,292 --> 00:17:53,132 DEAL. 474 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,458 YOU CHASE THE LITTLE GREEN MEN 475 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,792 OVER TO ME, AND I'LL MAKE SURE 476 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,375 BILLY CHANGES YOUR LITTER BOX 477 00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,208 MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR. 478 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,672 NOW, GO! 479 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,080 READY, AIM-- 480 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,747 [MEOW] 481 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,963 [MEOW] 482 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,882 [SCREAMING] 483 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,128 AAH! 484 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:15,128 [MEOW] 485 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,038 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE IT'S 486 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,625 TOO LATE! 487 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,078 [GROWLING] 488 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,127 RUN, SCHLUBS! 489 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,998 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 490 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,133 THAT'S RIGHT, SCHLUBS. 491 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,078 COME TO GRIMMY. 492 00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:28,287 GOTCHA! 493 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,745 SOON ALL "MY TROUBLED PONY" 494 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:35,423 QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED. 495 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,080 I'M SO EXCITED. 496 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,827 I HAVEN'T USED MY NEW GUILLOTINE 497 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:39,997 SINCE I BOUGHT IT ON THE TORTURE 498 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,633 SHOPPING NETWORK. 499 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,748 YOU WON'T BE 3 APPLES HIGH WHEN 500 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,383 I'M DONE WITH YOU. 501 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,288 BILLY! 502 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,325 HI, GRIM! 503 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:49,877 OOH, ARE WE TRIMMING TOENAILS 504 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:50,958 TODAY? 505 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,042 THEY REALLY NEED IT. 506 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,077 PERFECT! 507 00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,377 I WAS ALWAYS GOOD AT FINGER 508 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,998 PAINTING. 509 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,213 THIS TRICK NEVER FAILS. 510 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:25,915 [GARBLING] 511 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,580 AHEM. 512 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,377 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE 513 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,538 COMMOTION? 514 00:19:31,625 --> 00:19:32,995 IT APPEARS THAT A SECOND 515 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,173 FEMALE SCHLUB IS GARNERING ALL 516 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,210 THE ATTENTION OF THE MALE 517 00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:37,332 SCHLUBS. 518 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,787 SO WHAT? 519 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,415 OH, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE 520 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,210 FEMALE SCHLUB. 521 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,292 SHE GETS VERY JEALOUS IF SHE 522 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,245 DETECTS ANY COMPETITION. 523 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:46,713 AND THEY MUST BATTLE TO THE 524 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,082 DEATH! 525 00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:51,327 [GROWLING] 526 00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,537 OOH! AAH! 527 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:03,785 [SCREAMING] 528 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,125 OW! OW! OUCH! 529 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,378 HEY, OOH! 530 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:16,128 PUNISH HER! 531 00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:18,998 I JUST LOVE A GOOD CATFIGHT! 532 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,420 [BURPING] 533 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,790 [GROWLING WILDLY] 534 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:37,708 THAT'S IT! 535 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,995 OK, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THE 536 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,923 OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 537 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,920 [ZAPPING] 538 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:57,000 [MANIACAL LAUGHING] 539 00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,082 BITEY? 540 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,877 KICKY? 541 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:07,168 EYE-GOUGEY? 542 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,790 [CRYING] 543 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:11,955 WHY, GRIM? 544 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,002 WHY? 545 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,633 THIS WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD TO 546 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,328 DO BESIDES MY HOMEWORK. 547 00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:17,627 THANKS A LOT! 548 00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:20,788 GUESS I'LL JUST GO STUDY NOW! 549 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:21,875 HOO! 550 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:24,748 TIME TO COLLECT SCHLUBS. 551 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:25,793 HUH? 552 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,075 NO SCHLUBS? 553 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:27,877 WELL, THEY MUST BE AROUND HERE 554 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,878 SOMEWHERE. 555 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,208 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 556 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,962 HOW COULD 100 SCHLUBS JUST 557 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:33,922 DISAPPEAR? 558 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,710 [HORN HONKING] 559 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:43,748 MANDY? 560 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,133 DON'T WORRY, BONEHEAD. 561 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:46,748 YOU STILL GOT YOUR TWO PENNIES. 562 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:48,083 MAYBE IT'LL BE JUST ENOUGH TO 563 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,127 FINANCE THE END OF "MY TROUBLED 564 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:50,998 PONY." 565 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,173 I CAN PROBABLY CUT YOU A BREAK 566 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,210 ON IT. 567 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:55,462 AFTER ALL, I OWN THE COMPANY. 568 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,998 AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN BUY WITH 99 569 00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,503 GOLD BARS, ISN'T IT, JEEVES? 570 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,293 INDEED, MADAM. 571 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:07,415 WAIT, 99? 572 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,080 BUT THERE WERE 100 SCHLUBS. 573 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:11,077 SO THAT MEANS-- 574 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,417 [GROWLING] 575 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,963 I HATE MONDAYS. 576 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,330 HOLD ON TO ME, GUILLERMO! 577 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:25,207 I CAN'T! 578 00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:27,132 I DON'T GOT NO THUMBS! 579 00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,248 AAH! 580 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,383 ESTELLA! 581 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:35,788 NOO! 582 00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,455 [SPLASH] 583 00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:40,002 SURPRISE! 584 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:43,173 HAVE SOME CANDY! 585 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 I MADE IT MYSELF! 586 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:48,173 PAY UP! 587 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,420 PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH 588 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,830 YOU. 589 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:51,997 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 590 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:53,503 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY 591 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,003 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 34763

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