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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,625 --> 00:00:06,165 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,125 --> 00:00:09,825 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:37,037 - TODAY'S PASSWORD IS "MMFTH YAHG." 4 00:00:51,542 --> 00:00:53,132 - FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, HAROLD, 5 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,538 WHAT THE HECK IS A GIANT ANACONDA 6 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:56,745 DOING IN MY KITCHEN?! 7 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:59,793 - PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING HE WANTS, I'M THINKING, 8 00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:03,752 - UH, HELLO. 9 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:05,383 - OH, HI, MANDY. 10 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:07,328 BILLY'S IN THE LIVING ROOM. 11 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:08,537 GO RIGHT ON IN. 12 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:12,415 - I'M KICKING YOUR SPACE ALIEN BUTT, GRIM. 13 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,500 HEE HEE HEE HEE. 14 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:15,133 - BILLY, ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR PARENTS 15 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,328 ARE BEING MENACED BY A GIANT ANACONDA? 16 00:01:17,417 --> 00:01:20,327 - I TOLD HIM TO KEEP HIS MITTS OUT OF ME TRUNK. 17 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:21,997 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT SLITHER OUT. 18 00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:24,883 - SO, YOU ARE GOING TO STOP IT, AREN'T YOU, GRIM? 19 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:26,998 - HAVE YOU SEEN THAT THING?! 20 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,043 NOT ME, BABY. 21 00:01:28,125 --> 00:01:29,875 I'M KEEPING MY DISTANCE. 22 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:30,998 - OOH, OOH! 23 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,333 OH, OH! 24 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:34,167 THAT IS SO WHACK! 25 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,380 JUST WHEN I WAS OWNING HIS BONY BUTT. 26 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:38,828 - I WAS THIS CLOSE TO CLOSING ME TRAP 27 00:01:38,917 --> 00:01:40,127 WHEN MANDY PULLED THE PLUG. 28 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:42,128 - PLUG THIS, SKULL BOY! 29 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:43,128 - I'M SERIOUS, YOU DWEEBS. 30 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,498 WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE 31 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:47,633 BEFORE THAT SNAKE MAKES LUNCH OUT OF BILLY'S PARENTS. 32 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,168 - OOH! I KNOW! 33 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,080 WE'LL GET NIGEL PLANTER. 34 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:53,457 HE CAN TALK TO SNAKES. 35 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:55,882 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 36 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:56,958 COME ON! 37 00:01:57,042 --> 00:02:00,132 WIZARDS COMMUNICATE THROUGH THE TOILET. 38 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:01,458 OBSERVE. 39 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:03,042 HELLO?! 40 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:05,205 ARE THERE ANY WIZARDS IN THERE? 41 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,172 - WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 42 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,790 - IT'S ME--BILLY. 43 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:10,415 - WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME? 44 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,830 - I'M LOOKING FOR NIGEL PLANTER. 45 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:14,077 HAVE YOU SEENS HIM? 46 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:15,167 HEE HEE HEE! 47 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:17,080 - BILLY, IS THAT YOU? 48 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:18,037 - IT'S NIGEL! 49 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,995 - IS THAT LITTLE BLONDE VIXEN MANDY WITH YOU? 50 00:02:21,083 --> 00:02:22,463 - YES. HEE HEE HEE! 51 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:26,172 I DON'T THINK WE'LL GET HER TO TALK INTO THE TOILET THOUGH. 52 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:27,830 [GASPS] 53 00:02:27,917 --> 00:02:30,167 - I REALLY HATE WIZARDS. 54 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:33,787 - OH! 55 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:36,995 NOW, WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?! 56 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:38,423 AAGH! 57 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,460 - [GAGGING] 58 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:51,502 - YUCK! 59 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:54,583 - [GRUNTING] 60 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:55,377 - GNARLY! 61 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:56,748 SO, ARE YOU DUDES OK? 62 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:57,963 - I'VE BEEN BETTER. 63 00:02:58,042 --> 00:02:59,422 - I'M HUNGRY. 64 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,380 - TECHNICALLY, I'M DEAD. 65 00:03:01,458 --> 00:03:03,168 - WHO IS THIS JERK ANYWAY? 66 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,080 - DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME, SWEET CHEEKS? 67 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:07,287 IT'S ME, NIGEL PLANTER. 68 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:08,165 - RIGHT. 69 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,210 MAKE THAT BIG JERK. 70 00:03:10,042 --> 00:03:11,082 - YEAH! 71 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:13,917 YOU USED TO BE A LITTLE JERK JUST LIKE US. 72 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,960 WHAT SORT OF MAGIC MADE YOU SO BIG?! 73 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:19,212 - HA HA! NOT MAGIC, BILLY. 74 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:20,292 I JUST FINALLY HIT PUBERTY. 75 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:23,205 YOU KNOW, YOU GET A LITTLE TALLER EVERY YEAR 76 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:24,132 AS YOU GET OLDER. 77 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,578 - NO. - AND YOUR VOICE CHANGES, 78 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:28,287 AND YOU GROW HAIR IN WEIRD PLACES, 79 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,035 AND YOU GOTTA SHOWER WITH NINTH-GRADERS. 80 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:32,075 - GOSH! 81 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:35,037 - ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! 82 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:37,245 THEY MAKE YOU FEEL ALL QUEASY INSIDE LIKE, 83 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:38,423 LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HURL, 84 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,580 AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE WITH THEM AND STUFF 85 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:41,627 AND HUG AND KISS AND-- 86 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:42,668 - YOU'RE SCARING BILLY. 87 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:43,750 AND WE NEED YOUR HELP. 88 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,883 - SO, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, BABY CAKES? 89 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,538 - WE NEED YOU TO COME BACK WITH US 90 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:48,535 AND TALK TO A SNAKE. 91 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:50,745 - BUT I DON'T TALK TO SNAKES, MANDY. 92 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:53,463 I'M A PARTIAL TONGUE, SEE. 93 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:55,422 CHECK IT OUT. 94 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,750 I CAN ONLY TALK TO SNACKS. HA HA. 95 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:02,383 - CAN YOU TALK TO THIS HALF-EATEN HOT DOG? 96 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:04,248 - G'DAY, MR. HOT DOG. 97 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,003 - GOOD?! 98 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,543 YOU THINK IT'S GOOD? 99 00:04:06,625 --> 00:04:09,075 WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT?! 100 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:12,997 ALL MY LIFE ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE 101 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:15,673 IS AN ASTRONAUT. 102 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,250 BUT LOOK AT ME! 103 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:18,673 I'M HALF-EATEN! 104 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:21,500 HALF-EATEN! OH, NO! 105 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:25,543 - GOSH. THAT IS SO SAD. 106 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:29,080 YUM! 107 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:30,707 - NOW WHERE THE HECK DID GRIM GO? 108 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,002 IT'S TIME FOR US TO BLOW THIS DUMP. 109 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:34,833 - WAIT, MANDY. 110 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,075 I NEED YOUR HELP! 111 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:44,502 - TOADBLATT'S? - YEP. 112 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,503 DEAN TOADBLATT MAGICALLY TRANSFORMS 113 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:49,923 THE SCHOOL GROUNDS INTO A BEACH FOR SUMMER SCHOOL. 114 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,960 YEAH, I FAILED REMEDIAL HEXING, 115 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,002 SO I'LL BE HERE ALL SUMMER. 116 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:56,383 - AND YOU'LL BE SPENDING THE REST OF ETERNITY HERE 117 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:57,788 IF YOU KEEP IT UP. 118 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,575 JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER. 119 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,957 - WELL, MR. PLANTER, 120 00:05:01,042 --> 00:05:05,922 YOU JUST BARELY PASSED YOUR 32nd YEAR AT TOADBLATT'S. 121 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,920 YOU RECEIVED AN "F+." 122 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,210 - WOO-WHOO! I'M A SOPHOMORE! 123 00:05:12,042 --> 00:05:13,002 - AAH! 124 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,333 A DAY AT THE BEACH. 125 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:16,997 FREE FROM THOSE LITTLE BRATS AT LAST. 126 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:21,383 SUN, SURF, SAND, AND HOT SAND WITCHES. 127 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:23,628 NOW, THIS IS LIVING. 128 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:25,328 - HEE HEE HEE! 129 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,997 [LAUGHING INANELY] 130 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:33,705 - WELL, THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG. 131 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,750 - HA HA HA! HEE HEE! 132 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,037 - BY NOW, YOU ALL MUST BE WONDERING 133 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:42,625 WHY I SUMMONED YOU HERE. 134 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:44,248 - NOPE. - NOT ME. 135 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,833 - WHO CARES? 136 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:46,997 - THERE! 137 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:48,543 THAT'S WHY. 138 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:51,075 - YEP. SUN SCREEN IS IMPORTANT, 139 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:52,707 BUT NEVER DRINK IT. 140 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,212 I LEARNED THAT ONE THE HARD WAY. 141 00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:57,002 WOO-WHOO. OOH, HOT! KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 142 00:05:57,083 --> 00:05:58,633 NATURAL GAS PIPELINE. 143 00:05:58,708 --> 00:05:59,708 WHOO! PTTTHBB! 144 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,582 - I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE GIRL, DOOFUS. 145 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:05,167 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WITCH AT TOADBLATT'S, 146 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,040 HERFEFFENIE PFEFFERFEFFER. 147 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:12,455 AAH. I SIMPLY MUST HAVE YOU, HERFEFFENIE PFEFFERFEFFER. 148 00:06:12,542 --> 00:06:14,082 MMM! 149 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:15,377 [SIGHS] 150 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,208 OH! OH, NO! 151 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:20,132 - WHY, HELLO, HERFEFFENIE. 152 00:06:20,208 --> 00:06:21,378 - [GIGGLES] 153 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:22,328 HI, DORKO. 154 00:06:22,417 --> 00:06:24,877 - I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU LATER, BABY. 155 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:27,248 [LAUGHS] 156 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,173 - AAH! 157 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:32,042 - WHO WAS THAT GUY? 158 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,075 - THAT'S DORKO MALFLY, 159 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,207 MY ARCH NEMESIS. 160 00:06:35,292 --> 00:06:37,042 HE THINKS HE'S SO SUPERIOR, 161 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:38,375 BUT I'M AS GOOD AS HE IS. 162 00:06:38,458 --> 00:06:41,128 JUST 'CAUSE HE HAS MUSCLES AND GOOD LOOKS-- 163 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,750 - AND HE'S REALLY COOL! 164 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,173 - HE'S A BIG JERK! 165 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,670 SO, THEN YOU'LL HELP ME WIN HERFEFFENIE'S HEART, RIGHT? 166 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,000 - SURE. - NO WAY. 167 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:52,173 - DO WE GET TO EAT IT AFTERWARDS? 168 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,170 - OH! 169 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,790 - THERE SHE IS. 170 00:07:02,875 --> 00:07:03,955 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 171 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:05,922 - I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER. 172 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,080 - BUT WHAT SHOULD I SAY? 173 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:10,167 - OH! TELL HER TO GET YOU A BOLOGNA SANDWICH 174 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,040 AND A ROOT BEER. 175 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,955 YEAH, THAT ALWAYS WORKS FOR DAD. 176 00:07:13,042 --> 00:07:15,832 - HA HA. HI THERE, HERFEFFENIE. 177 00:07:15,917 --> 00:07:16,957 UH...I... 178 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:19,212 YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME AS THE WINNER OF 179 00:07:19,292 --> 00:07:20,962 THE TRYING WIZARD CUP. 180 00:07:21,042 --> 00:07:22,002 I'M NIGEL PLANT-- 181 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,003 - PLEASE MOVE. 182 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:25,833 YOU'RE GEEKING UP MY BEACH. 183 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:27,077 - SO, ANYWAY, 184 00:07:27,167 --> 00:07:28,957 WHERE WAS I? 185 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:30,922 - WHO'S THIS LITTLE TOAD? 186 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:31,880 - HEY! 187 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:34,998 I'M NOT A T--A TOAD, YOU BIG DOPE. 188 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:38,083 I'M NIGEL PLANT-- 189 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,080 RIBBIT! 190 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:41,997 RIBBIT. 191 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:44,833 - [LAUGHING] 192 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:46,127 - I THINK YOU SHOULD 193 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:47,418 GIVE HER A NOOGIE. 194 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,710 OR THROW A KICKBALL AT HER! 195 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:52,002 THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN SCHOOL WHEN WE LIKE A GIRL. 196 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,173 RRRHRR! 197 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,710 - YOU DOPES ARE GOING ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG. 198 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:56,542 WHAT YOU NEED IS A LOVE POTION. 199 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:57,875 THAT WAY, SHE'LL FALL IN LOVE 200 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,128 WITH THE FIRST PERSON SHE SEES. 201 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:01,958 JUST MAKE SURE THE FIRST PERSON SHE SEES IS YOU. 202 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:04,172 - BUT WHERE WILL I GET THIS LOVE POTION? 203 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:08,290 - GRANNY GRIM MAKES AN EXCELLENT LOVE POTION. 204 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,133 - THAT WAS FAST! 205 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,498 THANKS, GRANNY GRIM. 206 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,503 - HMM! 207 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:17,543 ONE MINUTE I'M TALKING TO ME TOILET, 208 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:20,745 AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I-- 209 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,633 - [NIGEL SQUEALS] 210 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:26,288 THIS IS FOR YOU, HERFEFFENIE. 211 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,165 HA HA. 212 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,130 IT'S REALLY DELICIOUS 213 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,038 AND TOTALLY GOOD FOR YOU AND STUFF. 214 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:31,415 DRINK IT. HA HA. 215 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,830 - THANK YOU, MR. PLANTER. 216 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,417 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 217 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,080 - BUT-- - THIS BETTER NOT BE 218 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:39,207 SOME OF YOUR FRAT HOUSE SWILL, MR. PLANTER. 219 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:41,332 - OH, NO, DEAN TOADBLATT, SIR. 220 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:42,417 HA HA HA HA! 221 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,420 - GOOD! 222 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,960 BECAUSE I'M FEELING KIND OF PARCHED. 223 00:08:51,042 --> 00:08:53,542 [BURP] 224 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,627 - ♪ PUT ON YOUR SQUID HAT, BABY ♪ 225 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,248 ♪ YEAH, YEAH 226 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:01,463 AH! 227 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,922 - SQUIDSY! 228 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,790 - TOADSY! 229 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:09,325 - [CHEERING] 230 00:09:12,667 --> 00:09:16,417 - I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A BOX OF CHOCOLATE... 231 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,080 ENCHANTED CHOCOLATES. 232 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,207 - NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 233 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:24,292 A BOX OF ENCHANTED CHOCOLATES?! 234 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:27,995 GOSH! 235 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:29,133 THANKS AGAIN, GRANNY GRIM! 236 00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:30,248 - GRR! 237 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:34,383 I'VE GOTTA STOP TALKING INTO THAT TOILET. 238 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:38,995 - [NIGEL SQUEALING] 239 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,003 HI AGAIN, HERFEFFENIE. 240 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:42,923 I, UH, I BRUNG YOU A-- 241 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,040 [SQUEALING] 242 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:44,875 WHOA! 243 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,128 - I'M READY, DORKO. 244 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,168 - HEY, WE'RE GOING TO THE DRIVE-IN. 245 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:50,040 HA HA! YOU'RE NOT. 246 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,035 YOU'RE JUST A STINKY LITTLE BUFFALO 247 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,915 WITH PIG TAILS AND A NERDY HAT. 248 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,080 - I'M NOT A STINKY LITTLE BUFFALO, I'M A-- 249 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:57,997 [GROWLS] 250 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,423 - I HOPE THEY SHOW A CARTOON! 251 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,420 HA HA! 252 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,252 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST HER! 253 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:09,883 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T LOSE THE CHOCOLATES. 254 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:12,668 [LAUGHING INANELY] 255 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,290 - GET OVER IT, PLANTER. 256 00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:15,575 - OH, I'M OVER IT. 257 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:19,417 I DON'T NEED THAT STUPID HERFEFFENIE PFEFFERFEFFER 258 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:23,500 BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS CHOCOLATE! 259 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,543 MMM! 260 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,035 - [SCREAMS] 261 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,125 - HEY, WAIT! 262 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,248 DON'T GO! 263 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,463 - [SCREAMING] 264 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:30,502 - COME BACK! 265 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:33,463 I LOVE YOU! 266 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,077 - WELL, THIS HAS ALL BEEN REAL FUN, 267 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:42,037 BUT I CAN'T HELP FEELING THAT WE GOT OFF TRACK SOMEWHERE. 268 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,125 - SAYS YOU. 269 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,078 [MOANING] 270 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,077 - HEY, GLADYS? - YES, DEAR? 271 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:50,787 - GET ME A BOLOGNA SANDWICH AND A ROOT BEER. 272 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,245 - [BURP] 273 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,955 - OK, GRIM, 274 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,332 WATCH A PRO AT WORK. 275 00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:10,747 WATCH AND LEARN. 276 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:14,003 WATCH AND LEARN. 277 00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,707 I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO DUCK. 278 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:20,582 - WHY? OOF! 279 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,578 - NICE CATCH. 280 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,172 - I'M OK. 281 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,040 - TUNA BRAIN. 282 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,205 BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT TRYING 283 00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:31,042 TO TAKE PEOPLE OUT WITH MAGIC CROQUET BALLS. 284 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,875 - DON'T BE FOOLISH. 285 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,128 IF I WANTED TO GET RID OF YOU 286 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,998 AND THE KING OF STUPID OVER THERE, 287 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,833 I'D USE SOMETHING BIGGER-- 288 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,497 LIKE A TRUCK. 289 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,498 - ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES, STAND BACK. 290 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:44,503 THIS AREA IS COOKING WITH SUPERNATURAL ACTIVITY. 291 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:48,753 I'M TALKING A CROCK POT FULL OF LEVEL 14 BAD MOJO. 292 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,883 - OH, OH! OH! IS IT ME?! IS IT ME?! 293 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,038 'CAUSE I FOUND A MOLE ON MY BUTT THIS MORNING. 294 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,165 IT HAS TWO RED HAIRS AND LOOKS LIKE A GHOST. 295 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,040 - WHOA, IT'S COMING IN STRONGER. 296 00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:01,285 AND IT'S COMING DIRECTLY FROM THIS. 297 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,543 - [LAUGHING] 298 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,205 OOP! WHOA! WHOA! 299 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,962 OOH! OOH! OOF! 300 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,792 NOT EXACTLY THE ENTRANCE I HAD IN MIND. 301 00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,745 A LITTLE HELP, MUSCLES. 302 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,083 OH, THAT'S BETTER. 303 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,747 [LAUGHING] 304 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,003 AH, YOU TWO MAROONS 305 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:25,583 FALLING FOR THE OLD MAGIC CROQUET BALL TRICK. 306 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:26,247 HUH? 307 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,503 - GREAT CAESAR'S GOUT. 308 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,083 YOUR READINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS. 309 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,417 ACCORDING TO MY PROBOSCOMETER, 310 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,080 YOU'RE EITHER A TRICKY PIXIE 311 00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,207 OR A SEA HAG. 312 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,382 A GORGEOUS SEA HAG. 313 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,288 - AHEM! 314 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,035 THAT HAPPENS TO BE ERIS, 315 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,665 THE GODDESS OF CHAOS. 316 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:42,830 - YEAH. SO? 317 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,537 - SHE'LL USE HER CHARMS TO STEAL YOUR HEART. 318 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,375 - SOUNDS GOOD SO FAR. 319 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,787 - HE'S ALL YOURS, SISTER. 320 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,915 - OH, I WON'T DO ANYTHING 321 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,880 TO THIS BIG HUNK'S HEART. 322 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:57,708 I'LL JUST BANISH HIM TO THE PUPPET DIMENSION 323 00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:59,922 IF HE GIVES ME ANY TROUBLE. 324 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000 - BY THOR'S BANJO, WOMAN, YOU ARE A TEMPTRESS. 325 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,633 - BY THOR'S BANJO, 326 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,248 I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE. 327 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,043 - OH, OH, OH! 328 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,785 DO IT HERE! DO IT HERE! 329 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:10,415 [HORN HONKING] 330 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,380 - HEY, BILLY! BILLY! 331 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,748 WE'RE OFF ON OUR SECOND HONEYMOON. 332 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:14,583 SEE YOU IN A WEEK. 333 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,327 - BUT, DAD, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN? 334 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,707 WE INVITED PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT 335 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,082 TO SEE IF HE COULD RECOMMEND ME 336 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,627 TO GET ME INTO THE ROLLINGTON ACADEMY FOR THE GIFTED. 337 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:23,628 - GIFTED? 338 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,418 - GIFTED? 339 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,250 - GIFTED? 340 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,423 - OH, YEAH. I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 341 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,210 OH! HEY! I GOT IT! 342 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,002 WHY DON'T YOU BUILD TWO ROBOT REPLICAS 343 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,293 OF YOUR MOTHER AND ME?! 344 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,325 - COME ON, DAD, 345 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:37,377 YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DID THAT. 346 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:46,078 - [SCREAMING] 347 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,377 - OH. YEAH. 348 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,788 MAN, I'M STILL PAYING OFF THAT BILL. 349 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,625 OK, BILLY BOY, HOW 'BOUT THIS? 350 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,418 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE GOOD WITCH 351 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,380 AND RAMBO THERE IMPERSONATE YOUR MOM AND ME 352 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,418 TILL WE GET BACK?! 353 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,210 - HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT? 354 00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:00,462 - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME! 355 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:01,632 BYE, MOM! BYE, DAD! 356 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,328 - BYE, SON! 357 00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,577 - BILLY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 358 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,457 - OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, MANDY? 359 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,882 YOU JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE GODDESS OF CHAOS 360 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:15,788 AND A SPECTRAL BOUNTY HUNTER TO IMPERSONATE YOUR PARENTS? 361 00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:16,995 HMM? 362 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,213 - YEAH. YEAH. 363 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,172 THAT'S IT EXACTLY. 364 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 - I KNEW IT. 365 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,003 - SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, BIG BOY? 366 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,043 WANT TO HELP THE LITTLE BOY OUT? 367 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,205 MAYBE BREAK SOME STUFF? 368 00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,172 - WELL, I THINK I SHOULD STICK AROUND 369 00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:30,332 JUST TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU, 370 00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,877 YOU SLINKY LITTLE WEASEL. 371 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,628 - OOH, MEOW! 372 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,078 - NOW I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE. 373 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,207 - OK, YOU GUYS, REMEMBER, 374 00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,882 THIS DINNER HAS TO GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH 375 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,748 OR I'LL NEVER GET INTO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY. 376 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,173 - NO PROBLEMA. 377 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000 - DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 378 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,463 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. 379 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,212 WHO WANTS PUNCH? 380 00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:50,132 I DO! 381 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,038 [GURGLING] 382 00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,075 OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL! 383 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,417 - BILLY, I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU, 384 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,210 BUT YOU'RE NEVER GETTING IN TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY. 385 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,422 ROLLINGTON ACADEMY IS FOR-- 386 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,540 - GENIUSES? 387 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,165 WHICH I IS ONE OF THEM. 388 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,460 I'LL EVEN PROVE IT TO YOU. 389 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,252 ASK ME A QUESTION. GIVE ME A CHALLENGE. 390 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,383 ANYTHING AT ALL. 391 00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,378 - WHO DEVELOPED THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY? 392 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,708 - THAT IS A TRICK QUESTION, GRIM. 393 00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,632 EVERYONE KNOWS FRUIT BATS ARE MAMMALS. 394 00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:14,458 MANDY? 395 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,002 - LET'S SEE YOU TIE YOUR SHOES. 396 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,003 - OH, PLEASE! 397 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,173 - I GOT A QUESTION. 398 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,250 WHERE IS THE CAN? I GOTTA-- 399 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,543 [DOORBELL RINGS] 400 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:25,415 - OH, BOY! 401 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,580 OK, EVERYBODY, IT'S SHOW TIME! 402 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,380 - NICE ONE. 403 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:34,918 - HELLO. I'M PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES. 404 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:35,880 - GOODVIBES? 405 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,128 GOOD GOLLY, MAN. 406 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,168 WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD? 407 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,170 - UH, MY HAIR. 408 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,250 - YOUR HAIR, HUH? 409 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,830 HUH. 410 00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,877 JEEZ, THE ONLY THING MISSING IS A CHIN STRAP. 411 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:52,328 ANYWAY, GOODWATER, WELCOME TO THIS UH... 412 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:52,997 HOUSE. 413 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,043 - IT'S GOODVIBES. 414 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,075 - I'M ROBBY'S DAD. 415 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:57,917 - BILLY'S DAD. 416 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,460 - BILLY'S DAD IS BACK? WHERE?! 417 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,212 - HELLO, MR. GOODCHILD. 418 00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,082 - GOODVIBES. 419 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,377 - WHATEVER. THIS IS BILLY'S DAD. 420 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,708 I'M BILLY'S MOM. 421 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,042 AND THIS IS A TROUT. 422 00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,165 - WHY DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A TROUT? 423 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,330 - BECAUSE THE MACKEREL WASN'T FRESH. 424 00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:16,077 [RIMSHOT] 425 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,207 - SO, THERE I WAS, GOODACRE. 426 00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,332 - GOODVIBES. 427 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,417 - SURROUNDED BY 12-FOOT ZOMBIE POOP ELVES. 428 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,580 NOWHERE TO GO BUT-- 429 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,957 - UH, EXCUSE ME. 430 00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:28,212 BUT HOW COULD THEY BE ELVES IF THEY WERE 12 FEET TALL? 431 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,422 - IT WAS A LEAP YEAR. 432 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,880 - BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN... 433 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,828 - YOU SHARP-SHOOTING ME, GOODPUDDING? 434 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:33,747 - WHAT? 435 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:34,963 - YOU STEPPING IN MY CORN FLAKES? 436 00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:36,422 - NO, I-- - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING 437 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,040 ABOUT STEPPING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CORN FLAKES, 438 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,245 IT'S A WEIRD WAY TO EAT CORN FLAKES. 439 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:45,503 - WOULD YOU AND YOUR HAIR LIKE AN HORS D'OEUVRES, MR. GOODPOOP? 440 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,133 - IT'S GOODVIBES, 441 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:47,998 AND, YES, I WOULD. 442 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,043 - JUST BE CAREFUL. THEY'RE MESSY. 443 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,075 - AH, MY WIFE. 444 00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,077 SHE'S A SCAMP, EH, GOODBURGER? 445 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,167 - MY EYES! THEY-- 446 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,630 THEY BURN! 447 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,998 - [SLURPING] 448 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,923 - UH, PARDON ME, BILLY, 449 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,040 BUT WHO IS THAT DOUR-LOOKING CHAP AT THE END OF THE TABLE? 450 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,075 - OH, THAT'S JUST THE GRIM REAP-- 451 00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,247 I MEAN, UH... 452 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,213 THAT'S MY AUNT PEARL. 453 00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:13,582 - AUNT PEARL? 454 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,167 - AUNT PEARL?! 455 00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,332 WHY, I OUGHT TO-- 456 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,037 - EASY, AUNT PEARL. 457 00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,165 WE WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN OUR BILLY'S CHANCE 458 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,290 TO GET INTO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY FOR THE GIFTED. 459 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:27,745 AND KEEP HIM FROM BEING THERE INSTEAD OF HERE. 460 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,753 - WHY, OF COURSE, CHILD. 461 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,043 WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT AT ALL. 462 00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,705 SO, MR. GOODBREAD, 463 00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:37,132 HOW DID OUR LITTLE BILLY DO ON HIS TEST? 464 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,248 - WELL, I HAPPEN TO HAVE THE RESULTS 465 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,133 OF BILLY'S IQ TEST WITH ME. 466 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,378 AND, WELL, I, UH... 467 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,538 I THINK THAT MAYBE... 468 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,205 - COME ON, GOODLAMB! OUT WITH IT. 469 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:49,132 IS OUR LITTLE REMUS-- - BILLY. 470 00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,248 - BILLY... 471 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,583 IS HE ON THE BULLET TRAIN TO SMARTSVILLE, 472 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,747 OR IS HE RIDING THE SLOW PONY TO THE RUBBER FOREST? 473 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,003 - UH, WELL, I'M SORRY TO SAY 474 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,253 THAT BILLY'S SCORED A NEGATIVE 5. 475 00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,083 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH NEGATIVE 5? 476 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,787 - WELL, WE GAVE THE SAME TEST TO A SHOVEL 477 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,035 AND TWO CANDY BRACELETS. 478 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:06,785 - AND? 479 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,455 - THEY SCORED A POSITIVE 17. 480 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,752 - NEGATIVE 5, HUH? 481 00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,633 GOODCARE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE 482 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,208 TO HUNT A BLOODTHIRSTY WEREWOLF THOUGH THE CANADIAN OUTBACK? 483 00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:19,582 YOU'RE LUCKY TO COME BACK NEGATIVE 5% ALIVE. 484 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,167 - AND THAT HAS TO DO WITH WHAT? 485 00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,460 - I THINK HE-- 486 00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:24,832 - ZIP IT, AUNT PEARL! 487 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:25,417 - MM-HMM. 488 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,500 - SO, GOODTOASTER, 489 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,753 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS OUR LITTLE RANDY-- 490 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,043 - BILLY. - WHAT SHE SAID-- 491 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,455 ISN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR ROLLINGTON ACADEMY? 492 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,542 - I THINK-- - THINK HARD. 493 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,745 - I THINK THAT IF BILLY APPLIES HIMSELF 494 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,043 AND IS DILIGENT IN HIS STUDIES, 495 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:43,495 HE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A VERY GIFTED 496 00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,833 RESEARCH MONKEY. 497 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,997 - YEHAW! 498 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,043 YES! YES! 499 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,075 I MEAN, WHAT?! 500 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:52,127 - OK, WHO'S READY FOR A YUMMY DINNER? 501 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,668 I HOPE YOU LIKE LOBSTER, MR. GOODPOTTY. 502 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,080 - IT'S GOODVIBES! 503 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,957 AND, YES, I LOVE LOBSTER. 504 00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:01,502 - HOWS ABOUT GIANT ALIEN ZOMBIE LOBSTERS? 505 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,673 - WELL, I CAN'T HONESTLY SAY IF-- 506 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,127 [SCREAMING] 507 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,793 - IT'S GO TIME. 508 00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:18,998 NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE SURF AND TURF, HUH? 509 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,958 - HELP! HELP! 510 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,672 AAGH! 511 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,080 - INCOMING! 512 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,707 - DON'T WORRY, AUNT PEARL! 513 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,832 I'LL SAVE YOU! 514 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,707 - OH, SHUT UP, BILLY! 515 00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:30,832 - OH, DEAR. 516 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:31,787 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 517 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,245 I FORGOT TO BUY LEMONS AND BUTTER. 518 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,253 - TIME TO MAKE SOME CHOWDER. 519 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,165 OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! 520 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,130 OH, YOU WANT SOME, TOO?! 521 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,418 HOW 'BOUT YOU?! 522 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,170 [GRUNTING] 523 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,172 - OH! 524 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,130 YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! 525 00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,328 DO YOU HEAR ME?! 526 00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,417 INSANE! 527 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,380 THAT WAS THE WORST DINNER I'VE EVER HAD, 528 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,788 AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ROLLINGTON ACADEMY! 529 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:12,995 - LISTEN UP, GOODMANNERS, 530 00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,923 EITHER YOU RECONSIDER OUR LITTLE OTIS-- 531 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,080 - BILLY. - WHAT? 532 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:20,077 - BILLY FOR YOUR HOITY-TOITY SCHOOL 533 00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,707 OR I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR MAMA 534 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,962 WITH A JELLY JAR SHOVED UP YOUR NOSE. 535 00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:26,792 - OH, OH! I, UH... 536 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,575 NO! WHAT I MEANT WAS... 537 00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:31,077 THAT I'D BE HAPPY TO RECOMMEND BILLY 538 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,077 TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY. 539 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,287 - THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 540 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:36,165 - COME BACK ANYTIME, MR. GOOD-YOU'RE-AN-IDIOT. 541 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,960 - UH, THAT'S MR. GOOD... 542 00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:40,832 OH, NEVER MIND. 543 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,077 - BAH-BYE NOW! 544 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,377 DON'T BE A STRANGER. 545 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:44,918 COME BACK ANY TIME. 546 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,500 - GOOD NIGHT, MR. GOODBAR. 547 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,083 - AAGH! 548 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,327 NO! 549 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,082 - WELL, BABY, THIS IS IT. 550 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:57,167 I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO DARNED DANGEROUS. 551 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I'M GONNA HAVE TO BRING YOU IN. 552 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,833 - NOW, DON'T FORGET, HANDSOME, 553 00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:02,247 I TOLD YOU IF YOU TRIED ANYTHING, 554 00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,633 I'D BANISH YOU TO THE PUPPET DIMENSION. 555 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:10,458 - JUST AS LONG AS YOU DO IT ALONE. 556 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,788 - OH, THAT'S JUST WRONG. 557 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,165 - THIS IS A KID'S SHOW, FOR GOSH SAKES. 558 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,380 - EW! MAKE IT STOP! 559 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,998 - AND TO THINK I HAD A CRUSH ON HER 560 00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,423 WHEN SHE WAS GOING THROUGH THAT VALLEY GIRL PHASE. 561 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,330 - I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO FORGET THAT PHASE. 562 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,707 SO, BILLY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY. 563 00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:27,882 - ON MY WAY TO WHAT? 564 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,128 - BILLY, YOU'RE GOING TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY. 565 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,498 - I AM?! 566 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,463 I'M GOING TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY! 567 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,712 WHOO-HOO! 568 00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,962 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! 569 00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:40,922 - YOU WON'T EAT MY HOMEWORK ANY MORE? 570 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,670 - STUPID PEOPLE SEEM TO ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP? 571 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,000 - NO! 572 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:49,003 WHAT IT MEANS IS... 573 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,503 I'M GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 574 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,460 - [BELCHING] 575 00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,793 - [BARKING] 576 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,245 [TRIGGERS COCKING] 577 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:24,000 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 578 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,713 - WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED? 579 00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:28,132 WHAT THE... 580 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:32,078 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 581 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,247 HUH? WHAT? 582 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,173 OH, NO! IT CAN'T BE. 583 00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,748 NO! 37934

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