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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- TODAY'S PASSWORD IS
"MMFTH YAHG."
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- FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, HAROLD,
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WHAT THE HECK IS
A GIANT ANACONDA
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DOING IN MY KITCHEN?!
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- PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING
HE WANTS, I'M THINKING,
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- UH, HELLO.
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- OH, HI, MANDY.
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BILLY'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
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GO RIGHT ON IN.
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- I'M KICKING YOUR
SPACE ALIEN BUTT, GRIM.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE.
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- BILLY, ARE YOU AWARE
THAT YOUR PARENTS
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ARE BEING MENACED
BY A GIANT ANACONDA?
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- I TOLD HIM TO KEEP
HIS MITTS OUT OF ME TRUNK.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT
MIGHT SLITHER OUT.
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- SO, YOU ARE GOING TO STOP IT,
AREN'T YOU, GRIM?
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- HAVE YOU SEEN THAT THING?!
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NOT ME, BABY.
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I'M KEEPING MY DISTANCE.
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- OOH, OOH!
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OH, OH!
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THAT IS SO WHACK!
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JUST WHEN I WAS OWNING
HIS BONY BUTT.
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- I WAS THIS CLOSE
TO CLOSING ME TRAP
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WHEN MANDY PULLED THE PLUG.
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- PLUG THIS, SKULL BOY!
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- I'M SERIOUS, YOU DWEEBS.
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WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE
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BEFORE THAT SNAKE MAKES LUNCH
OUT OF BILLY'S PARENTS.
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- OOH! I KNOW!
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WE'LL GET NIGEL PLANTER.
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HE CAN TALK TO SNAKES.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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COME ON!
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WIZARDS COMMUNICATE
THROUGH THE TOILET.
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OBSERVE.
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HELLO?!
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ARE THERE ANY WIZARDS IN THERE?
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- WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
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- IT'S ME--BILLY.
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?
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- I'M LOOKING FOR NIGEL PLANTER.
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HAVE YOU SEENS HIM?
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HEE HEE HEE!
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- BILLY, IS THAT YOU?
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- IT'S NIGEL!
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- IS THAT LITTLE BLONDE VIXEN
MANDY WITH YOU?
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- YES. HEE HEE HEE!
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I DON'T THINK WE'LL GET HER TO
TALK INTO THE TOILET THOUGH.
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[GASPS]
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- I REALLY HATE WIZARDS.
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- OH!
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NOW, WHO LEFT
THE TOILET SEAT UP?!
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AAGH!
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- [GAGGING]
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- YUCK!
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- [GRUNTING]
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- GNARLY!
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SO, ARE YOU DUDES OK?
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- I'VE BEEN BETTER.
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- I'M HUNGRY.
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- TECHNICALLY, I'M DEAD.
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- WHO IS THIS JERK ANYWAY?
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- DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME,
SWEET CHEEKS?
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IT'S ME, NIGEL PLANTER.
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- RIGHT.
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MAKE THAT BIG JERK.
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- YEAH!
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YOU USED TO BE A LITTLE
JERK JUST LIKE US.
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WHAT SORT OF MAGIC
MADE YOU SO BIG?!
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- HA HA! NOT MAGIC, BILLY.
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I JUST FINALLY HIT PUBERTY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU GET A LITTLE
TALLER EVERY YEAR
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AS YOU GET OLDER.
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- NO.
- AND YOUR VOICE CHANGES,
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AND YOU GROW HAIR
IN WEIRD PLACES,
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AND YOU GOTTA SHOWER
WITH NINTH-GRADERS.
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- GOSH!
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- ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT
IS GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!
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THEY MAKE YOU FEEL
ALL QUEASY INSIDE LIKE,
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LIKE YOU'RE GONNA HURL,
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AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE
WITH THEM AND STUFF
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AND HUG AND KISS AND--
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- YOU'RE SCARING BILLY.
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AND WE NEED YOUR HELP.
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- SO, WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR,
BABY CAKES?
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- WE NEED YOU TO
COME BACK WITH US
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AND TALK TO A SNAKE.
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- BUT I DON'T TALK
TO SNAKES, MANDY.
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I'M A PARTIAL TONGUE, SEE.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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I CAN ONLY TALK TO SNACKS.
HA HA.
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- CAN YOU TALK TO THIS
HALF-EATEN HOT DOG?
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- G'DAY, MR. HOT DOG.
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- GOOD?!
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YOU THINK IT'S GOOD?
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WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT?!
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ALL MY LIFE ALL
I EVER WANTED TO BE
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IS AN ASTRONAUT.
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BUT LOOK AT ME!
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I'M HALF-EATEN!
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HALF-EATEN! OH, NO!
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- GOSH. THAT IS SO SAD.
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YUM!
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- NOW WHERE THE HECK
DID GRIM GO?
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IT'S TIME FOR US
TO BLOW THIS DUMP.
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- WAIT, MANDY.
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I NEED YOUR HELP!
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- TOADBLATT'S?
- YEP.
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DEAN TOADBLATT
MAGICALLY TRANSFORMS
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THE SCHOOL GROUNDS INTO
A BEACH FOR SUMMER SCHOOL.
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YEAH, I FAILED REMEDIAL HEXING,
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SO I'LL BE HERE ALL SUMMER.
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- AND YOU'LL BE SPENDING
THE REST OF ETERNITY HERE
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IF YOU KEEP IT UP.
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JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
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- WELL, MR. PLANTER,
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YOU JUST BARELY PASSED YOUR
32nd YEAR AT TOADBLATT'S.
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YOU RECEIVED AN "F+."
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- WOO-WHOO! I'M A SOPHOMORE!
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- AAH!
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A DAY AT THE BEACH.
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FREE FROM THOSE LITTLE
BRATS AT LAST.
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SUN, SURF, SAND,
AND HOT SAND WITCHES.
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NOW, THIS IS LIVING.
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- HEE HEE HEE!
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[LAUGHING INANELY]
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- WELL, THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG.
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- HA HA HA! HEE HEE!
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- BY NOW, YOU ALL
MUST BE WONDERING
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WHY I SUMMONED YOU HERE.
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- NOPE.
- NOT ME.
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- WHO CARES?
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- THERE!
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THAT'S WHY.
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- YEP. SUN SCREEN IS IMPORTANT,
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BUT NEVER DRINK IT.
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I LEARNED THAT ONE THE HARD WAY.
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WOO-WHOO. OOH, HOT!
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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NATURAL GAS PIPELINE.
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WHOO! PTTTHBB!
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- I WAS TALKING ABOUT
THE GIRL, DOOFUS.
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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WITCH
AT TOADBLATT'S,
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HERFEFFENIE PFEFFERFEFFER.
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AAH. I SIMPLY MUST HAVE YOU,
HERFEFFENIE PFEFFERFEFFER.
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MMM!
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[SIGHS]
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OH! OH, NO!
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- WHY, HELLO, HERFEFFENIE.
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- [GIGGLES]
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HI, DORKO.
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- I'LL BE BACK FOR
YOU LATER, BABY.
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[LAUGHS]
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- AAH!
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- WHO WAS THAT GUY?
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- THAT'S DORKO MALFLY,
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MY ARCH NEMESIS.
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HE THINKS HE'S SO SUPERIOR,
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BUT I'M AS GOOD AS HE IS.
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JUST 'CAUSE HE HAS MUSCLES
AND GOOD LOOKS--
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- AND HE'S REALLY COOL!
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- HE'S A BIG JERK!
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SO, THEN YOU'LL HELP ME WIN
HERFEFFENIE'S HEART, RIGHT?
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- SURE.
- NO WAY.
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- DO WE GET TO EAT IT
AFTERWARDS?
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- OH!
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- THERE SHE IS.
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WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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- I THINK YOU SHOULD
TALK TO HER.
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- BUT WHAT SHOULD I SAY?
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- OH! TELL HER TO GET
YOU A BOLOGNA SANDWICH
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AND A ROOT BEER.
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YEAH, THAT ALWAYS WORKS FOR DAD.
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- HA HA. HI THERE,
HERFEFFENIE.
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UH...I...
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YOU MIGHT REMEMBER
ME AS THE WINNER OF
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THE TRYING WIZARD CUP.
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I'M NIGEL PLANT--
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- PLEASE MOVE.
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YOU'RE GEEKING UP MY BEACH.
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- SO, ANYWAY,
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WHERE WAS I?
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- WHO'S THIS LITTLE TOAD?
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- HEY!
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I'M NOT A T--A TOAD,
YOU BIG DOPE.
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I'M NIGEL PLANT--
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RIBBIT!
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RIBBIT.
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- [LAUGHING]
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- I THINK YOU SHOULD
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GIVE HER A NOOGIE.
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OR THROW A KICKBALL AT HER!
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THAT'S WHAT WE DO IN SCHOOL
WHEN WE LIKE A GIRL.
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RRRHRR!
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- YOU DOPES ARE GOING
ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.
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WHAT YOU NEED IS A LOVE POTION.
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THAT WAY, SHE'LL FALL IN LOVE
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WITH THE FIRST PERSON SHE SEES.
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JUST MAKE SURE THE FIRST
PERSON SHE SEES IS YOU.
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- BUT WHERE WILL I GET
THIS LOVE POTION?
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- GRANNY GRIM MAKES
AN EXCELLENT LOVE POTION.
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- THAT WAS FAST!
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THANKS, GRANNY GRIM.
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- HMM!
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ONE MINUTE I'M TALKING
TO ME TOILET,
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AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I--
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- [NIGEL SQUEALS]
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THIS IS FOR YOU, HERFEFFENIE.
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HA HA.
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IT'S REALLY DELICIOUS
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AND TOTALLY GOOD FOR YOU
AND STUFF.
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DRINK IT. HA HA.
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- THANK YOU, MR. PLANTER.
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DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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- BUT--
- THIS BETTER NOT BE
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SOME OF YOUR FRAT HOUSE SWILL,
MR. PLANTER.
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- OH, NO, DEAN TOADBLATT, SIR.
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HA HA HA HA!
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- GOOD!
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BECAUSE I'M FEELING
KIND OF PARCHED.
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[BURP]
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- ♪ PUT ON YOUR
SQUID HAT, BABY ♪
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♪ YEAH, YEAH
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AH!
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- SQUIDSY!
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- TOADSY!
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- [CHEERING]
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- I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE
HER A BOX OF CHOCOLATE...
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ENCHANTED CHOCOLATES.
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- NOW WHERE THE HECK
AM I SUPPOSED TO GET
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A BOX OF ENCHANTED CHOCOLATES?!
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GOSH!
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THANKS AGAIN, GRANNY GRIM!
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- GRR!
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I'VE GOTTA STOP TALKING
INTO THAT TOILET.
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- [NIGEL SQUEALING]
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HI AGAIN, HERFEFFENIE.
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I, UH, I BRUNG YOU A--
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[SQUEALING]
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WHOA!
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- I'M READY, DORKO.
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- HEY, WE'RE GOING
TO THE DRIVE-IN.
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HA HA! YOU'RE NOT.
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YOU'RE JUST A STINKY
LITTLE BUFFALO
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WITH PIG TAILS AND A NERDY HAT.
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- I'M NOT A STINKY
LITTLE BUFFALO, I'M A--
249
00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:57,997
[GROWLS]
250
00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,423
- I HOPE THEY SHOW A CARTOON!
251
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,420
HA HA!
252
00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,252
- I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST HER!
253
00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:09,883
- WELL, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T
LOSE THE CHOCOLATES.
254
00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:12,668
[LAUGHING INANELY]
255
00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,290
- GET OVER IT, PLANTER.
256
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:15,575
- OH, I'M OVER IT.
257
00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:19,417
I DON'T NEED THAT STUPID
HERFEFFENIE PFEFFERFEFFER
258
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:23,500
BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE
WITH THIS CHOCOLATE!
259
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,543
MMM!
260
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,035
- [SCREAMS]
261
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,125
- HEY, WAIT!
262
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,248
DON'T GO!
263
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,463
- [SCREAMING]
264
00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:30,502
- COME BACK!
265
00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:33,463
I LOVE YOU!
266
00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,077
- WELL, THIS HAS
ALL BEEN REAL FUN,
267
00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:42,037
BUT I CAN'T HELP FEELING THAT
WE GOT OFF TRACK SOMEWHERE.
268
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,125
- SAYS YOU.
269
00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:46,078
[MOANING]
270
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,077
- HEY, GLADYS?
- YES, DEAR?
271
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:50,787
- GET ME A BOLOGNA SANDWICH
AND A ROOT BEER.
272
00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,245
- [BURP]
273
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,955
- OK, GRIM,
274
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,332
WATCH A PRO AT WORK.
275
00:11:09,417 --> 00:11:10,747
WATCH AND LEARN.
276
00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:14,003
WATCH AND LEARN.
277
00:11:16,167 --> 00:11:18,707
I THINK IT WOULD BE
A GOOD IDEA TO DUCK.
278
00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:20,582
- WHY? OOF!
279
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,578
- NICE CATCH.
280
00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,172
- I'M OK.
281
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,040
- TUNA BRAIN.
282
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,205
BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT TRYING
283
00:11:28,292 --> 00:11:31,042
TO TAKE PEOPLE OUT
WITH MAGIC CROQUET BALLS.
284
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,875
- DON'T BE FOOLISH.
285
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,128
IF I WANTED TO GET RID OF YOU
286
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,998
AND THE KING OF
STUPID OVER THERE,
287
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,833
I'D USE SOMETHING BIGGER--
288
00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,497
LIKE A TRUCK.
289
00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,498
- ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES,
STAND BACK.
290
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:44,503
THIS AREA IS COOKING WITH
SUPERNATURAL ACTIVITY.
291
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:48,753
I'M TALKING A CROCK POT FULL
OF LEVEL 14 BAD MOJO.
292
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,883
- OH, OH! OH!
IS IT ME?! IS IT ME?!
293
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,038
'CAUSE I FOUND A MOLE
ON MY BUTT THIS MORNING.
294
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,165
IT HAS TWO RED HAIRS
AND LOOKS LIKE A GHOST.
295
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,040
- WHOA, IT'S COMING IN STRONGER.
296
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:01,285
AND IT'S COMING
DIRECTLY FROM THIS.
297
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:06,543
- [LAUGHING]
298
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,205
OOP! WHOA! WHOA!
299
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,962
OOH! OOH! OOF!
300
00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,792
NOT EXACTLY THE ENTRANCE
I HAD IN MIND.
301
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,745
A LITTLE HELP, MUSCLES.
302
00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:18,083
OH, THAT'S BETTER.
303
00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:20,747
[LAUGHING]
304
00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:22,003
AH, YOU TWO MAROONS
305
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:25,583
FALLING FOR THE OLD MAGIC
CROQUET BALL TRICK.
306
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:26,247
HUH?
307
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,503
- GREAT CAESAR'S GOUT.
308
00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:29,083
YOUR READINGS ARE
OFF THE CHARTS.
309
00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:31,417
ACCORDING TO MY PROBOSCOMETER,
310
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,080
YOU'RE EITHER A TRICKY PIXIE
311
00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,207
OR A SEA HAG.
312
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,382
A GORGEOUS SEA HAG.
313
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,288
- AHEM!
314
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,035
THAT HAPPENS TO BE ERIS,
315
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,665
THE GODDESS OF CHAOS.
316
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:42,830
- YEAH. SO?
317
00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,537
- SHE'LL USE HER CHARMS
TO STEAL YOUR HEART.
318
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,375
- SOUNDS GOOD SO FAR.
319
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:50,787
- HE'S ALL YOURS, SISTER.
320
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,915
- OH, I WON'T DO ANYTHING
321
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,880
TO THIS BIG HUNK'S HEART.
322
00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:57,708
I'LL JUST BANISH HIM TO
THE PUPPET DIMENSION
323
00:12:57,792 --> 00:12:59,922
IF HE GIVES ME ANY TROUBLE.
324
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:04,000
- BY THOR'S BANJO, WOMAN,
YOU ARE A TEMPTRESS.
325
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,633
- BY THOR'S BANJO,
326
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,248
I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.
327
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,043
- OH, OH, OH!
328
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,785
DO IT HERE! DO IT HERE!
329
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:10,415
[HORN HONKING]
330
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,380
- HEY, BILLY! BILLY!
331
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,748
WE'RE OFF ON OUR
SECOND HONEYMOON.
332
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:14,583
SEE YOU IN A WEEK.
333
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:16,327
- BUT, DAD, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
334
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,707
WE INVITED PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES
OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT
335
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,082
TO SEE IF HE COULD RECOMMEND ME
336
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,627
TO GET ME INTO THE ROLLINGTON
ACADEMY FOR THE GIFTED.
337
00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:23,628
- GIFTED?
338
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,418
- GIFTED?
339
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,250
- GIFTED?
340
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,423
- OH, YEAH. I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
341
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,210
OH! HEY! I GOT IT!
342
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,002
WHY DON'T YOU BUILD
TWO ROBOT REPLICAS
343
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,293
OF YOUR MOTHER AND ME?!
344
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,325
- COME ON, DAD,
345
00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:37,377
YOU REMEMBER THE LAST
TIME I DID THAT.
346
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:46,078
- [SCREAMING]
347
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,377
- OH. YEAH.
348
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:49,788
MAN, I'M STILL
PAYING OFF THAT BILL.
349
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,625
OK, BILLY BOY, HOW 'BOUT THIS?
350
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,418
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE
THE GOOD WITCH
351
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,380
AND RAMBO THERE IMPERSONATE
YOUR MOM AND ME
352
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,418
TILL WE GET BACK?!
353
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,210
- HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?
354
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:00,462
- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
355
00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:01,632
BYE, MOM! BYE, DAD!
356
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,328
- BYE, SON!
357
00:14:03,417 --> 00:14:05,577
- BILLY, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
358
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,457
- OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER, MANDY?
359
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,882
YOU JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE THE GODDESS OF CHAOS
360
00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:15,788
AND A SPECTRAL BOUNTY HUNTER
TO IMPERSONATE YOUR PARENTS?
361
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:16,995
HMM?
362
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,213
- YEAH. YEAH.
363
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,172
THAT'S IT EXACTLY.
364
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
- I KNEW IT.
365
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:23,003
- SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, BIG BOY?
366
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,043
WANT TO HELP THE LITTLE BOY OUT?
367
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:26,205
MAYBE BREAK SOME STUFF?
368
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,172
- WELL, I THINK
I SHOULD STICK AROUND
369
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:30,332
JUST TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU,
370
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:32,877
YOU SLINKY LITTLE WEASEL.
371
00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:34,628
- OOH, MEOW!
372
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,078
- NOW I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE.
373
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,207
- OK, YOU GUYS, REMEMBER,
374
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:40,882
THIS DINNER HAS TO GO OFF
WITHOUT A HITCH
375
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,748
OR I'LL NEVER GET INTO
ROLLINGTON ACADEMY.
376
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,173
- NO PROBLEMA.
377
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
- DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
378
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,463
THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
379
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,212
WHO WANTS PUNCH?
380
00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:50,132
I DO!
381
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,038
[GURGLING]
382
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,075
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL!
383
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,417
- BILLY, I HATE TO
BREAK THIS TO YOU,
384
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,210
BUT YOU'RE NEVER GETTING IN
TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY.
385
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,422
ROLLINGTON ACADEMY IS FOR--
386
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,540
- GENIUSES?
387
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,165
WHICH I IS ONE OF THEM.
388
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,460
I'LL EVEN PROVE IT TO YOU.
389
00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,252
ASK ME A QUESTION.
GIVE ME A CHALLENGE.
390
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,383
ANYTHING AT ALL.
391
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,378
- WHO DEVELOPED
THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY?
392
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,708
- THAT IS A TRICK
QUESTION, GRIM.
393
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,632
EVERYONE KNOWS FRUIT BATS
ARE MAMMALS.
394
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:14,458
MANDY?
395
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:17,002
- LET'S SEE YOU TIE YOUR SHOES.
396
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,003
- OH, PLEASE!
397
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,173
- I GOT A QUESTION.
398
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,250
WHERE IS THE CAN? I GOTTA--
399
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,543
[DOORBELL RINGS]
400
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:25,415
- OH, BOY!
401
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,580
OK, EVERYBODY, IT'S SHOW TIME!
402
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,380
- NICE ONE.
403
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:34,918
- HELLO.
I'M PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.
404
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:35,880
- GOODVIBES?
405
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:37,128
GOOD GOLLY, MAN.
406
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,168
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD?
407
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,170
- UH, MY HAIR.
408
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,250
- YOUR HAIR, HUH?
409
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,830
HUH.
410
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,877
JEEZ, THE ONLY THING
MISSING IS A CHIN STRAP.
411
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:52,328
ANYWAY, GOODWATER,
WELCOME TO THIS UH...
412
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:52,997
HOUSE.
413
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,043
- IT'S GOODVIBES.
414
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,075
- I'M ROBBY'S DAD.
415
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:57,917
- BILLY'S DAD.
416
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,460
- BILLY'S DAD IS BACK? WHERE?!
417
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,212
- HELLO, MR. GOODCHILD.
418
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,082
- GOODVIBES.
419
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,377
- WHATEVER. THIS IS BILLY'S DAD.
420
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,708
I'M BILLY'S MOM.
421
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,042
AND THIS IS A TROUT.
422
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:13,165
- WHY DID YOU JUST
HIT ME WITH A TROUT?
423
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,330
- BECAUSE THE MACKEREL
WASN'T FRESH.
424
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:16,077
[RIMSHOT]
425
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,207
- SO, THERE I WAS, GOODACRE.
426
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,332
- GOODVIBES.
427
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:22,417
- SURROUNDED BY 12-FOOT
ZOMBIE POOP ELVES.
428
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,580
NOWHERE TO GO BUT--
429
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,957
- UH, EXCUSE ME.
430
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:28,212
BUT HOW COULD THEY BE ELVES
IF THEY WERE 12 FEET TALL?
431
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,422
- IT WAS A LEAP YEAR.
432
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,880
- BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN...
433
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,828
- YOU SHARP-SHOOTING ME,
GOODPUDDING?
434
00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:33,747
- WHAT?
435
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:34,963
- YOU STEPPING
IN MY CORN FLAKES?
436
00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:36,422
- NO, I--
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
437
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,040
ABOUT STEPPING IN
SOMEONE ELSE'S CORN FLAKES,
438
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,245
IT'S A WEIRD WAY
TO EAT CORN FLAKES.
439
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:45,503
- WOULD YOU AND YOUR HAIR LIKE
AN HORS D'OEUVRES, MR. GOODPOOP?
440
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,133
- IT'S GOODVIBES,
441
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:47,998
AND, YES, I WOULD.
442
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,043
- JUST BE CAREFUL.
THEY'RE MESSY.
443
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,075
- AH, MY WIFE.
444
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,077
SHE'S A SCAMP, EH, GOODBURGER?
445
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,167
- MY EYES! THEY--
446
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,630
THEY BURN!
447
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,998
- [SLURPING]
448
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,923
- UH, PARDON ME, BILLY,
449
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,040
BUT WHO IS THAT DOUR-LOOKING
CHAP AT THE END OF THE TABLE?
450
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,075
- OH, THAT'S JUST
THE GRIM REAP--
451
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,247
I MEAN, UH...
452
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,213
THAT'S MY AUNT PEARL.
453
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:13,582
- AUNT PEARL?
454
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,167
- AUNT PEARL?!
455
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,332
WHY, I OUGHT TO--
456
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,037
- EASY, AUNT PEARL.
457
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,165
WE WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN
OUR BILLY'S CHANCE
458
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,290
TO GET INTO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY
FOR THE GIFTED.
459
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:27,745
AND KEEP HIM FROM BEING
THERE INSTEAD OF HERE.
460
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,753
- WHY, OF COURSE, CHILD.
461
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,043
WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT AT ALL.
462
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,705
SO, MR. GOODBREAD,
463
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:37,132
HOW DID OUR LITTLE BILLY
DO ON HIS TEST?
464
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,248
- WELL, I HAPPEN
TO HAVE THE RESULTS
465
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,133
OF BILLY'S IQ TEST WITH ME.
466
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,378
AND, WELL, I, UH...
467
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,538
I THINK THAT MAYBE...
468
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,205
- COME ON, GOODLAMB!
OUT WITH IT.
469
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:49,132
IS OUR LITTLE REMUS--
- BILLY.
470
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,248
- BILLY...
471
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,583
IS HE ON THE BULLET TRAIN
TO SMARTSVILLE,
472
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,747
OR IS HE RIDING THE SLOW PONY
TO THE RUBBER FOREST?
473
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,003
- UH, WELL, I'M SORRY TO SAY
474
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,253
THAT BILLY'S SCORED
A NEGATIVE 5.
475
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:01,083
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH NEGATIVE 5?
476
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,787
- WELL, WE GAVE THE SAME
TEST TO A SHOVEL
477
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,035
AND TWO CANDY BRACELETS.
478
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:06,785
- AND?
479
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,455
- THEY SCORED A POSITIVE 17.
480
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:10,752
- NEGATIVE 5, HUH?
481
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,633
GOODCARE, YOU WANT TO
KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
482
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,208
TO HUNT A BLOODTHIRSTY WEREWOLF
THOUGH THE CANADIAN OUTBACK?
483
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:19,582
YOU'RE LUCKY TO COME BACK
NEGATIVE 5% ALIVE.
484
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,167
- AND THAT HAS TO DO WITH WHAT?
485
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,460
- I THINK HE--
486
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:24,832
- ZIP IT, AUNT PEARL!
487
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:25,417
- MM-HMM.
488
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,500
- SO, GOODTOASTER,
489
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,753
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
IS OUR LITTLE RANDY--
490
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,043
- BILLY.
- WHAT SHE SAID--
491
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:32,455
ISN'T SMART ENOUGH
FOR ROLLINGTON ACADEMY?
492
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,542
- I THINK--
- THINK HARD.
493
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,745
- I THINK THAT IF BILLY
APPLIES HIMSELF
494
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,043
AND IS DILIGENT IN HIS STUDIES,
495
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:43,495
HE HAS THE POTENTIAL
TO BE A VERY GIFTED
496
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,833
RESEARCH MONKEY.
497
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,997
- YEHAW!
498
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,043
YES! YES!
499
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,075
I MEAN, WHAT?!
500
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:52,127
- OK, WHO'S READY
FOR A YUMMY DINNER?
501
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,668
I HOPE YOU LIKE LOBSTER,
MR. GOODPOTTY.
502
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,080
- IT'S GOODVIBES!
503
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,957
AND, YES, I LOVE LOBSTER.
504
00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:01,502
- HOWS ABOUT GIANT ALIEN
ZOMBIE LOBSTERS?
505
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,673
- WELL, I CAN'T
HONESTLY SAY IF--
506
00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:08,127
[SCREAMING]
507
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,793
- IT'S GO TIME.
508
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:18,998
NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE
SURF AND TURF, HUH?
509
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,958
- HELP! HELP!
510
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,672
AAGH!
511
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,080
- INCOMING!
512
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,707
- DON'T WORRY, AUNT PEARL!
513
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:27,832
I'LL SAVE YOU!
514
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,707
- OH, SHUT UP, BILLY!
515
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:30,832
- OH, DEAR.
516
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:31,787
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
517
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:34,245
I FORGOT TO BUY
LEMONS AND BUTTER.
518
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,253
- TIME TO MAKE SOME CHOWDER.
519
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,165
OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!
520
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,130
OH, YOU WANT SOME, TOO?!
521
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,418
HOW 'BOUT YOU?!
522
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,170
[GRUNTING]
523
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,172
- OH!
524
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,130
YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE!
525
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,328
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
526
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,417
INSANE!
527
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,380
THAT WAS THE WORST
DINNER I'VE EVER HAD,
528
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,788
AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
ROLLINGTON ACADEMY!
529
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:12,995
- LISTEN UP, GOODMANNERS,
530
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:15,923
EITHER YOU RECONSIDER
OUR LITTLE OTIS--
531
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,080
- BILLY.
- WHAT?
532
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:20,077
- BILLY FOR YOUR
HOITY-TOITY SCHOOL
533
00:20:20,167 --> 00:20:21,707
OR I'LL SEND YOU
BACK TO YOUR MAMA
534
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,962
WITH A JELLY JAR
SHOVED UP YOUR NOSE.
535
00:20:25,042 --> 00:20:26,792
- OH, OH! I, UH...
536
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,575
NO! WHAT I MEANT WAS...
537
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:31,077
THAT I'D BE HAPPY
TO RECOMMEND BILLY
538
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:32,077
TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY.
539
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,287
- THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
540
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:36,165
- COME BACK ANYTIME,
MR. GOOD-YOU'RE-AN-IDIOT.
541
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,960
- UH, THAT'S MR. GOOD...
542
00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:40,832
OH, NEVER MIND.
543
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,077
- BAH-BYE NOW!
544
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,377
DON'T BE A STRANGER.
545
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:44,918
COME BACK ANY TIME.
546
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,500
- GOOD NIGHT, MR. GOODBAR.
547
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,083
- AAGH!
548
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,327
NO!
549
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,082
- WELL, BABY, THIS IS IT.
550
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:57,167
I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU'RE JUST
TOO DARNED DANGEROUS.
551
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BRING YOU IN.
552
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,833
- NOW, DON'T FORGET, HANDSOME,
553
00:21:00,917 --> 00:21:02,247
I TOLD YOU IF YOU
TRIED ANYTHING,
554
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,633
I'D BANISH YOU TO
THE PUPPET DIMENSION.
555
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:10,458
- JUST AS LONG AS
YOU DO IT ALONE.
556
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,788
- OH, THAT'S JUST WRONG.
557
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,165
- THIS IS A KID'S SHOW,
FOR GOSH SAKES.
558
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,380
- EW! MAKE IT STOP!
559
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,998
- AND TO THINK I HAD
A CRUSH ON HER
560
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:21,423
WHEN SHE WAS GOING THROUGH
THAT VALLEY GIRL PHASE.
561
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,330
- I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE
TO FORGET THAT PHASE.
562
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,707
SO, BILLY, LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.
563
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:27,882
- ON MY WAY TO WHAT?
564
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,128
- BILLY, YOU'RE GOING
TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY.
565
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,498
- I AM?!
566
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,463
I'M GOING TO ROLLINGTON ACADEMY!
567
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:36,712
WHOO-HOO!
568
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,962
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
569
00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:40,922
- YOU WON'T EAT
MY HOMEWORK ANY MORE?
570
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,670
- STUPID PEOPLE SEEM TO
ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP?
571
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,000
- NO!
572
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:49,003
WHAT IT MEANS IS...
573
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,503
I'M GOING TO MILITARY SCHOOL.
574
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,460
- [BELCHING]
575
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,793
- [BARKING]
576
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,245
[TRIGGERS COCKING]
577
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:24,000
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
578
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,713
- WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED?
579
00:22:26,792 --> 00:22:28,132
WHAT THE...
580
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:32,078
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
581
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,247
HUH? WHAT?
582
00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,173
OH, NO! IT CAN'T BE.
583
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,748
NO!
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