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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:11,170 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 2 00:00:16,167 --> 00:00:20,327 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 3 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:37,173 - IT'S YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD. 4 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:40,750 WE ATTACK AT DAWN. 5 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:55,125 [CHILDREN CHATTERING] 6 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:57,878 [SLURPING] 7 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,248 - HEY, MANDY. 8 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:29,043 [SLURP] 9 00:01:29,125 --> 00:01:30,245 FANCY MEETING YOU HERE. 10 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:34,003 - THIS IS MY LOCKER. 11 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,330 - SO IT IS. 12 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:39,127 SO IT IS. 13 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:44,415 ISN'T IT SUBLIME? 14 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,790 [MUSIC PLAYING] 15 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,625 - OW! 16 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:55,417 - [GRUNTING AND SCREAMING] 17 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:07,962 - EWW! IT LOOKS LIKE I HIT SOME KIND OF BIG, UGLY BUG. 18 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:08,962 OH, NEVER MIND. 19 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:10,002 THAT'S JUST MANDY. 20 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:13,923 - I DIDN'T REALIZE THE ZOO ANIMALS WERE ON PARADE. 21 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,170 - HA HA! 22 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,210 VERY FUNNY, MANDY, AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, 23 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:20,132 THAT WAS SARCASM. 24 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:23,418 ACTUALLY, I'M PRACTICING FOR WHEN I GET CROWNED IN 25 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,710 THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS SCURVY PAGEANT. 26 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:28,422 I'VE GOT THE 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO WIN-- 27 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:32,880 LOOKS, CHARM, TALENT, AND BRAINS. 28 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,498 SEE HOW THE OTHER KIDS BOW BEFORE ME? 29 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:37,463 - [GRUNTING AND SCREAMING] 30 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,672 - MINDY, BEAUTY PAGEANTS ARE RIDICULOUS CONTESTS FOR 31 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,080 RIDICULOUS GIRLS. 32 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:45,957 - OH, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY. 33 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:50,212 MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY. 34 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:54,252 MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY. 35 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:55,793 MANDY. 36 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:59,825 YOU UGLY PEOPLE ARE SO PREDICTABLE, BUT SINCE YOU 37 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,917 WERE BORN HIDEOUS AND BEAST-LIKE, 38 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,880 IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE, 39 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:05,668 AND STOP UGLYING UP MY FLOAT. 40 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:09,080 I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS. 41 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:15,960 - HEY. - AAH! 42 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:17,582 - I'VE GOT A LEMON FOR A HEAD. 43 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:21,787 I GUESS THAT MAKES ME CRAZY. 44 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,205 - HELLO, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES. 45 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:28,082 - MANDY, I OVERHEARD THE HURTFUL THINGS MINDY SAID TO YOU, 46 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,787 AND I THINK SHE'S GOT A POINT. 47 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:33,875 YOU HAVE TO LOOK DEEP INSIDE AND REALIZE THAT THE ONLY ONE 48 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:37,918 WHO CAN DECIDE IF YOU'RE TRULY PRETTY... 49 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,540 IS A PANEL OF 3 JUDGES. 50 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,495 HERE'S THE PAGEANT ENTRY FORM. 51 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,285 - FASTER. 52 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:50,825 FASTER! FASTER! 53 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:52,877 - I CAN'T GO NO FASTER. 54 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,168 - FASTER! 55 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,750 - YOU CAN CARRY YOUR OWN BOOKS HOME! 56 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:05,043 WHY DO THEY GOT TO LOAD YOU UP WITH SO MANY BOOKS ANYWAYS? 57 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:09,575 - ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST ONE BIG BOOK. 58 00:04:12,125 --> 00:04:15,325 - WELL, I THINK I'D BETTER DIVIDE IT INTO CHAPTERS. 59 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:19,997 WAIT. I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE. 60 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:24,827 HOLY MOLY! 61 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,167 - IS IT A CANDY NECKLACE? 62 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,880 GIVE IT TO ME! IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE, ALL MINE! 63 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:33,708 - IT AIN'T NO CANDY NECKLACE, BOY, BUT I'D PREFER THAT 64 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:34,502 IT HAD BEEN. 65 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,833 WHY YOU HIDING IN THE BUSHES? 66 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:39,037 - I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU TWO. 67 00:04:39,125 --> 00:04:44,165 DO YOU THINK I'M...PRETTY? 68 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:48,955 - WELL, I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SOMETHING. 69 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:51,172 - YEAH. PRETTY MEAN. 70 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,710 - WHY THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN YOUR APPEARANCE? 71 00:04:53,792 --> 00:05:00,172 - I WAS THINKING OF ENTERING A...BEAUTY...PAGEANT. 72 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,382 - BEAUTY PAGEANT. 73 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:24,542 - BEAUTY PAGEANT! 74 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:34,705 - PAGEANT. 75 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,042 - HOO HOO HOO! 76 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:40,285 - I THINK SHE'S SERIOUS. 77 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:43,125 - [GRR] 78 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,998 - IS IT TRUE, MANDY? 79 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:48,423 ARE YOU...SERIOUS? 80 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,210 WHAT IS IT? - A PAGEANT ENTRY FORM. 81 00:05:51,292 --> 00:05:52,542 OH, SHE'S SERIOUS, MAN. 82 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:55,245 WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 83 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:59,463 - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MUGLY GANG, AND BY 84 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:03,212 MUGLY, I MEAN MONSTROUSLY UGLY. 85 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:04,172 - CINDY! 86 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,880 - MINDY. - MINDY! 87 00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:08,998 - YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO ENTER THE LITTLE MISS SCURVY 88 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,833 PAGEANT, ARE YOU, MANDY? 89 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,247 - SCARED OF THE COMPETITION? 90 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:14,543 - I'M SCARED THAT THE JUDGES WILL MISTAKE YOU FOR A BIG 91 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:18,455 DOO-DOO MONSTER AND CHASE YOU OUT OF TOWN WITH TORCHES. 92 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:19,542 - OH, YEAH? 93 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,955 WE'LL SEE WHO CHASES WHOM WITH TORCHES. 94 00:06:22,042 --> 00:06:24,712 - YEAH! MANDY WILL TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! 95 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:27,792 - BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF. - BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF! 96 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:32,205 - OH, I'M SO SURE SHE'LL WIN, AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, 97 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:33,382 THAT WAS SARCASM. 98 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:38,208 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO GET A RIB REMOVED. 99 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:40,002 [MUSIC PLAYING] 100 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,963 - OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE DON'T REALLY BELIEVE 101 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,132 YOU CAN WIN. 102 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,038 - YEAH! WE JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. 103 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:49,495 WAIT A SECOND! 104 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:53,673 GRIM, WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO MAKE MANDY BOOTIFUL? 105 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,000 - DARN IT, BOY! 106 00:06:55,083 --> 00:07:02,003 I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER, BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS. 107 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:08,078 [BEEPING MORSE CODE] 108 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:11,172 [THUNDER] 109 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 - NOW WHAT? 110 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,793 - I SUGGEST WE MOVE. 111 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:14,665 - MOVE? 112 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,080 - MOVE QUICKLY! 113 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:22,962 - CHICKEN WING! 114 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,962 [CLUCKING] 115 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,462 [GAGGING] 116 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:33,535 [FANFARE] 117 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:40,785 - CRABINA! 118 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,995 YOU LOOK AS FABULOUS AS EVER. 119 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,383 MM. KISS! 120 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,668 - GRIM, DARLING, IF I COULD MOVE ANY PART OF MY FACE, 121 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:50,130 YOU'D KNOW HOW HAPPY I WAS TO SEE YOU. 122 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:54,208 - CHILDREN, MEET CRABINA, THE UNDERWORLD'S PREMIER 123 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:55,882 MAKEOVER ARTIST. 124 00:07:55,958 --> 00:07:59,378 - HMM. WELL, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS YOU MADE IT SOUND. 125 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:03,708 OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT NOSE. 126 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,212 - NO. UH, THE OTHER ONE. 127 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:08,002 - OTHER ONE? WHAT OTHER--OH, MY GOODNESS! 128 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:11,713 UGH! I MISTOOK HER FOR AN ANGRY TREE STUMP. 129 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,542 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NOSE? 130 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:14,535 - FORGET IT, GRIM. 131 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:16,165 I DON'T NEED HER HELP. 132 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,080 - TRUST ME. 133 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,167 CRABINA MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY. 134 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,170 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME BEFORE. 135 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,422 I LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL NERD. 136 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:26,880 - MY DEAR, DEAR CHILD, YOUR PROBLEM IS NOT A PHYSICAL ONE. 137 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:30,128 WHY, WITH ENOUGH SURGERY, ANYONE CAN LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 138 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,498 TRUE BEAUTY--OH, JUST A MOMENT. 139 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:35,633 [SQUEAKING] 140 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:36,918 WHERE WAS I? 141 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:37,750 OH, YES. 142 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:40,383 TRUE BEAUTY LIES WITHIN. 143 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,748 - IN HER LUNGS? 144 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,003 - IN HER ATTITUDE. 145 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:46,293 WHAT DOES THIS GIRL'S ATTITUDE SAY TO YOU? 146 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,995 - OOH. IT SAYS BAD THINGS, 147 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,753 THINGS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO REPEAT. 148 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,003 MAKE THE BAD THINGS GO AWAY! 149 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:55,583 I'LL BE GOOD, MOMMY. 150 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:57,457 I PROMISE! 151 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,542 - EXACTLY. 152 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,875 SHE'S WHAT WE REFER TO AS A SOUR GRAPE. 153 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:04,748 - YEAH, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS. 154 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:12,495 - THEN OUR GOAL IS CLEAR. 155 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:17,963 IF SHE CANNOT LEARN TO SMILE BY WEEK'S END, SHE HAS NO HOPE 156 00:09:18,042 --> 00:09:20,502 OF WINNING THE PAGEANT. 157 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,463 - WILL MANDY WIN THE PAGEANT? 158 00:09:23,542 --> 00:09:26,462 WILL SHE EVER SMILE? 159 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:28,672 I DON'T CARE! 160 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:33,040 INSTEAD, HERE'S AN IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE. 161 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:39,785 IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE! 162 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,880 - AND SO THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, 163 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:50,328 THEY TRIED A SERIES OF DUMB GAGS TO MAKE MANDY SMILE. 164 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:53,037 LET'S WATCH A CLIP. 165 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:57,745 WATCH A CLIP! 166 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:04,325 [SQUEAKING] 167 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:13,038 - ANY REACTION? 168 00:10:14,417 --> 00:10:19,707 - THERE WAS EVEN A WRETCHED MUSICAL NUMBER! 169 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:22,172 - ♪ HEY, MAN, I JUST WANT TO SAY, MAN ♪ 170 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,960 ♪ IF YOU'D ONLY SMILE ONCE IN A WHILE ♪ 171 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:28,042 ♪ THEN MAYBE YOUR FACE WOULDN'T LOOK SO VILE ♪ 172 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,415 - ♪ JUST GIVE IT A TRIAL 173 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,040 - ♪ IT'S ALWAYS IN STYLE 174 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:35,455 - ♪ THIS SONG'S A BIG, STINKY PILE ♪ 175 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:41,292 - AND THEN THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT FINALLY ARRIVED. 176 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:44,705 - WELL, THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. 177 00:10:44,792 --> 00:10:47,792 LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GIRLS ALL TARTED UP. 178 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:51,535 WHAT KIND OF SAD, NEEDY PERSON WOULD FORCE THEM TO DO THAT? 179 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:54,415 - DON'T FORGET. THIS IS MOMMY'S BIG DAY. 180 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:58,790 - THE BIGGER YOU SMILE, THE MORE BEAUTIFUL MOMMY LOOKS. 181 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,705 - BABY, IT'S TIME TO EARN MOMMY'S LOVE. 182 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:03,002 - I DON'T SEE MANDY. 183 00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,583 - CRABINA WANTED TO DO HER HAIR AND MAKEUP. 184 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,997 AH! HERE THEY COME. 185 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,418 - WOW, MANDY! 186 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,630 YOU LOOK LOTS BETTER! 187 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,168 - GENTLEMEN, PREPARE FOR SHOCK AND AWE. 188 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:25,040 THE PLAIN, DRAB MANDY YOU KNEW BEFORE IS DEAD. 189 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:28,125 - GRIM, SHE MURDERED MANDY! 190 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,578 - IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, DUMMY. 191 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:37,037 - SAY HELLO TO ENDSVILLE'S NEWEST GLAMOUR GIRL. 192 00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:40,415 - OH, MY WORD! 193 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,330 - I FEEL RIDICULOUS. 194 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:47,167 - YOU ARE RIDICULOUS, RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL. 195 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,630 - OH, I AGREE. 196 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,748 SHE'S A REAL LOOKER NOW, AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT 197 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,213 WAS SARCASM. 198 00:11:54,042 --> 00:11:57,462 PUTTING MAKEUP ON YOU IS LIKE PUTTING DIAMONDS ON DOO-DOO. 199 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,882 GIVE IT UP, MANDY. 200 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,208 I WAS LITTLE MISS RICKETS LAST YEAR, LITTLE MISS TOE JAM 201 00:12:01,042 --> 00:12:04,712 THE YEAR BEFORE, AND, GIRL, I'M GONNA BE LITTLE MISS 202 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,332 SCURVY THIS YEAR! 203 00:12:12,042 --> 00:12:14,332 OH, AND HERE'S A LITTLE ADVICE. 204 00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:17,497 PUT THE BAG BACK ON, PLEASE. 205 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:18,793 HA HA HA! 206 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,995 - YOU WANT ME TO TURN HER INTO A STINK BUG? 207 00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:22,923 - NO, GRIM. 208 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,130 I WANT TO CRUSH HER ON MY OWN. 209 00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:29,287 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 210 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,205 IT'S SHOW TIME! 211 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,752 - GOOD LUCK, MANDY. 212 00:12:32,833 --> 00:12:34,003 - AND TRY TO SMILE. 213 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:37,213 - MANDY, I ONLY HAVE THESE WORDS TO OFFER. 214 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:41,882 YOU ARE A SPECIAL GIRL, AND WHAT YOU LACK IN GRACE, YOU 215 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,918 MAKE UP FOR IN FURY. 216 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,130 I BELIEVE IN YOU. 217 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,038 OH, AND HERE'S SOME PETROLEUM JELLY. 218 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:51,285 A LITTLE RUBBED ON YOUR TEETH WILL HELP YOU SMILE. 219 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,995 YEAH. THAT'S BETTER. 220 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,042 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] 221 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,705 - ♪ ONE GIRL 222 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:07,542 ♪ TODAY, WE'LL CHOOSE A GIRL ♪ 223 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:13,165 ♪ ONE GIRL ABOVE ALL THE REST ♪ 224 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,420 ♪ ONE GIRL 225 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:18,130 ♪ THE DAY BELONGS TO ONE GIRL ♪ 226 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,708 ♪ IT'S THE ONE GIRL 227 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:24,632 ♪ WHO'LL PASS THE TEST 228 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:25,958 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] 229 00:13:26,042 --> 00:13:27,962 [PANTING] 230 00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:32,002 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET THE CONTESTANTS FOR 231 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,503 LITTLE MISS SCURVY. 232 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,673 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 233 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,750 [CAMERAS FLASHING] 234 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:38,883 - WHOO! 235 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,038 YEAH, BABY! 236 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:41,625 WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO! 237 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:45,078 - AND SAY HELLO TO OUR IMPARTIAL JUDGES-- 238 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,207 GENERAL SCAR... 239 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,502 [APPLAUSE] 240 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:51,133 CAP'N GREEN GUMS, AND MINDY'S MOM! 241 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:53,128 - HI, HONEY! 242 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,878 - HI, MOMMY! 243 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,828 - IMPARTIAL MY BIG, BONY-- 244 00:13:56,917 --> 00:14:01,077 - BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN, LET'S STOP AND THINK ABOUT 245 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,667 WHY WE'RE HERE. 246 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,170 - MY WIFE MADE ME COME! 247 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,500 [MICROPHONE SQUEALS] 248 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,503 - SCURVY IS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DISEASE. 249 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,583 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAP'N GREEN GUMS? 250 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,377 - ARR! I USED TO HAVE A SET OF GUMS 251 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:17,538 WHAT MADE ALL THE TAVERN WENCHES SWOON. 252 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,915 THEN I GOT THE SCURVY! 253 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:28,630 THEY HAD TO REPLACE ME GUMS WITH...WITH KOSHER PICKLES! 254 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,208 AND I HATE PICKLES! 255 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,542 [SOBBING] 256 00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:36,995 - STATISTICS SHOW THE NUMBER-ONE CAUSE OF SCURVY IS IGNORANCE! 257 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,003 PLEASE DO NOT BOIL YOUR FRUIT JUICES. 258 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,213 I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, PEOPLE. 259 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,712 [PBBBT] 260 00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:51,172 AHH. NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY, LET THE PAGEANT BEGIN! 261 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,750 - [SCREAMING] 262 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:59,130 - FIRST ROUND, EVENING GOWNS. 263 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,378 JULIE. - AW. 264 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,498 - LAURA. - OOH. 265 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,833 - EVA. - OHH! 266 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:12,037 - XENA. - OOH! 267 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:15,125 - ANNA. - AHH. 268 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,578 - RAE. - AHH! 269 00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,997 - SUE. - OOH. 270 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:26,043 - MINDY. - AHH! 271 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,455 - MANDY. - OH, YEAH! 272 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:33,082 - AND NOW SWIMSUIT. 273 00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,708 - BABY GOT BACK! 274 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:41,882 - NICE, EH? 275 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,208 - WESTERN WEAR. 276 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:54,668 - ARR! HER BOLDNESS BE SLOWLY WINNING ME HEART, 277 00:15:54,750 --> 00:16:00,000 BUT HER COLDNESS KEEPS ME AT AN EMOTIONAL DISTANCE. 278 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,543 - SAMURAI ARMOR. - YAY! 279 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,745 - RENAISSANCE FAIR! - YAY! 280 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,673 - JERSEY MALL. - YAY! 281 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,000 - GOM JABBAR. 282 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:13,333 - IT BURNS! 283 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,997 - ARR! THAT WILL COST HER SOME POINTS. 284 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:20,083 - OUR LAST EVENT, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, 285 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:23,037 THE TALENT COMPETITION. 286 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:26,075 [AUDIENCE GASPS] 287 00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:28,077 - OOH. 288 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,077 [CHOMP] 289 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,127 [CHEERING] 290 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,285 [CHEERING] 291 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,995 [RECORDS SCRATCHING] 292 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:56,083 - ARR! THIS ROUTINE BE TECHNICALLY SOUND, 293 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,287 BUT WHERE BE THE SOUL, THE PASSION? 294 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,535 - IT'S SO CLOSE. 295 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,625 ALL MANDY'S GOT TO DO IS SMILE. 296 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:06,288 - I'M GONNA VOMIT FROM THE TENSION, YO! 297 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,125 - [CHEERING] 298 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:12,958 - WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MISS RUNNER-UP. 299 00:17:13,042 --> 00:17:14,172 HA HA HA! 300 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,670 AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT WAS SARCASM. 301 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,130 NO, WAIT. IT WASN'T. 302 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:23,128 - YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 303 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:34,003 - ♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 304 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:38,383 ♪ WAY UP HIGH 305 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:43,628 ♪ THERE'S A LAND THAT I HEARD OF ♪ 306 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:48,828 ♪ ONCE IN A LULLABY 307 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:55,575 ♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 308 00:17:55,667 --> 00:18:00,207 ♪ SKIES ARE BLUE 309 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:05,922 ♪ AND THE DREAMS THAT YOU DARE TO DREAM ♪ 310 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:11,080 ♪ REALLY DO COME TRUE 311 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:14,787 ♪ SOMEDAY I'LL WISH UPON A STAR ♪ 312 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:22,375 ♪ AND WAKE UP WHERE THE CLOUDS ARE FAR BEHIND ME ♪ 313 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:26,288 ♪ WHERE TROUBLES MELT LIKE LEMON DROPS ♪ 314 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:28,915 ♪ OH, WAY ABOVE THE CHIMNEY TOPS ♪ 315 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:38,670 ♪ THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME 316 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:45,380 ♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 317 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:50,078 ♪ BLUEBIRDS FLY 318 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:56,537 ♪ BIRDS FLY OVER THE RAINBOW ♪ 319 00:18:56,625 --> 00:19:02,075 ♪ WHY THEN, OH, WHY... 320 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:05,287 ♪ CAN'T I? 321 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:08,165 [BIRD TWEETING] 322 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:20,207 ♪ IF HAPPY, LITTLE BLUEBIRDS FLY ♪ 323 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,832 ♪ BEYOND THE RAINBOW 324 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:33,917 ♪ WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T I? 325 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:39,040 ♪ WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T I? 326 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,915 [GRUNTS] 327 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:46,130 - ARR! SHE APPEARS TO BE MOVING A VESSEL OUT TO PORT. 328 00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:47,078 HA HA! 329 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,667 - COME ON. COME ON. 330 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:55,040 - BRING IT. BRING IT. 331 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,495 - [GASP] 332 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,130 - YOU EVER GET THE FEELING SOMETHING REALLY BAD 333 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,748 IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN? 334 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:13,333 - [SCREAMING] 335 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,957 - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 336 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,632 - WHAT HAVE WE DONE? 337 00:20:24,708 --> 00:20:26,168 - YOU FOOLS! 338 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:31,380 YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER! 339 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,168 - AAH! 340 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,790 - AAH! 341 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,665 - REALITY IS FALLING APART! 342 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,000 - WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US? 343 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,333 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GONNA HOLD YOU TIGHT 344 00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,997 AND NEVER LET GO. 345 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,833 - I LOVE YOU, GRIM. 346 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,707 - WHAT ABOUT ME, YO? 347 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,212 - EH, YOU'LL BE FINE. 348 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:17,785 - AAH! 349 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,380 [TELEPHONE BEEPING] 350 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,328 - GIRLS, GIRLS, GET UP. 351 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:27,167 MOJO JOJO JUST SNUCK INTO A MOVIE THEATER WITHOUT PAYING. 352 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,210 - WE'RE ON IT, PROFESSOR. 353 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,377 - OK. WE KEEP FLYING. WE NEVER HEAD BACK. 354 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,578 WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN. 355 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,457 - YEP. - UH-HUH. 356 00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:50,712 - AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO BILLY, 357 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:54,172 MANDY, AND GRIM. 358 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,332 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 359 00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:13,457 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 360 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:16,582 - I CAN'T BREATHE, YO. 361 00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:22,037 THIS BELT IS CINCHED TOO...TIGHT. 362 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,130 AHH. 24639

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