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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- IT'S YOU AND ME
AGAINST THE WORLD.
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WE ATTACK AT DAWN.
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[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
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[SLURPING]
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- HEY, MANDY.
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[SLURP]
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FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
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- THIS IS MY LOCKER.
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- SO IT IS.
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SO IT IS.
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ISN'T IT SUBLIME?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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- OW!
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- [GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]
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- EWW! IT LOOKS LIKE I HIT SOME
KIND OF BIG, UGLY BUG.
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OH, NEVER MIND.
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THAT'S JUST MANDY.
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- I DIDN'T REALIZE THE ZOO
ANIMALS WERE ON PARADE.
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- HA HA!
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VERY FUNNY, MANDY, AND IN CASE
YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
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THAT WAS SARCASM.
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ACTUALLY, I'M PRACTICING FOR
WHEN I GET CROWNED IN
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THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS
SCURVY PAGEANT.
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I'VE GOT THE 3 THINGS
YOU NEED TO WIN--
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LOOKS, CHARM, TALENT,
AND BRAINS.
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SEE HOW THE OTHER KIDS
BOW BEFORE ME?
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- [GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]
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- MINDY, BEAUTY PAGEANTS ARE
RIDICULOUS CONTESTS FOR
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RIDICULOUS GIRLS.
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- OH, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY.
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MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY,
MANDY, MANDY, MANDY, MANDY.
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MANDY, MANDY, MANDY,
MANDY, MANDY, MANDY.
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MANDY.
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YOU UGLY PEOPLE ARE SO
PREDICTABLE, BUT SINCE YOU
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WERE BORN HIDEOUS AND
BEAST-LIKE,
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IT'S NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE,
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AND STOP UGLYING UP MY FLOAT.
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I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS.
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- HEY.
- AAH!
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- I'VE GOT A LEMON FOR A HEAD.
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I GUESS THAT MAKES ME CRAZY.
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- HELLO, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES.
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- MANDY, I OVERHEARD THE HURTFUL
THINGS MINDY SAID TO YOU,
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AND I THINK SHE'S GOT A POINT.
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YOU HAVE TO LOOK DEEP INSIDE
AND REALIZE THAT THE ONLY ONE
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WHO CAN DECIDE IF YOU'RE
TRULY PRETTY...
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IS A PANEL OF 3 JUDGES.
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HERE'S THE PAGEANT ENTRY FORM.
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- FASTER.
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FASTER! FASTER!
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- I CAN'T GO NO FASTER.
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- FASTER!
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- YOU CAN CARRY YOUR
OWN BOOKS HOME!
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WHY DO THEY GOT TO LOAD YOU UP
WITH SO MANY BOOKS ANYWAYS?
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- ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST
ONE BIG BOOK.
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- WELL, I THINK I'D BETTER
DIVIDE IT INTO CHAPTERS.
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WAIT. I SENSE A DISTURBANCE
IN THE FORCE.
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HOLY MOLY!
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- IS IT A CANDY NECKLACE?
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GIVE IT TO ME!
IT'S MINE, MINE,
MINE, ALL MINE!
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- IT AIN'T NO CANDY NECKLACE,
BOY, BUT I'D PREFER THAT
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IT HAD BEEN.
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WHY YOU HIDING IN THE BUSHES?
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- I HAVE A QUESTION
FOR YOU TWO.
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DO YOU THINK I'M...PRETTY?
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- WELL, I THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY SOMETHING.
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- YEAH. PRETTY MEAN.
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- WHY THIS SUDDEN INTEREST IN
YOUR APPEARANCE?
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- I WAS THINKING OF ENTERING
A...BEAUTY...PAGEANT.
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- BEAUTY PAGEANT.
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- BEAUTY PAGEANT!
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- PAGEANT.
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- HOO HOO HOO!
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- I THINK SHE'S SERIOUS.
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- [GRR]
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- IS IT TRUE, MANDY?
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ARE YOU...SERIOUS?
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WHAT IS IT?
- A PAGEANT ENTRY FORM.
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OH, SHE'S SERIOUS, MAN.
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WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU
WANT TO DO THAT?
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- WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT
ISN'T THE MUGLY GANG, AND BY
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MUGLY, I MEAN
MONSTROUSLY UGLY.
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- CINDY!
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- MINDY.
- MINDY!
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- YOU'RE NOT REALLY GOING TO
ENTER THE LITTLE MISS SCURVY
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PAGEANT, ARE YOU, MANDY?
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- SCARED OF THE COMPETITION?
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- I'M SCARED THAT THE JUDGES
WILL MISTAKE YOU FOR A BIG
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DOO-DOO MONSTER AND CHASE YOU
OUT OF TOWN WITH TORCHES.
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- OH, YEAH?
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WE'LL SEE WHO CHASES WHOM
WITH TORCHES.
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- YEAH! MANDY WILL TAKE
YOUR PANTS OFF!
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- BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF.
- BEAT YOUR PANTS OFF!
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- OH, I'M SO SURE SHE'LL WIN,
AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
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THAT WAS SARCASM.
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NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I
HAVE TO GO GET A RIB REMOVED.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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- OH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE
DON'T REALLY BELIEVE
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YOU CAN WIN.
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- YEAH! WE JUST GOT CAUGHT UP
IN THE MOMENT.
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WAIT A SECOND!
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GRIM, WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR
POWERS TO MAKE MANDY BOOTIFUL?
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- DARN IT, BOY!
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I'M NOT A MIRACLE WORKER,
BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS.
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[BEEPING MORSE CODE]
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[THUNDER]
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- NOW WHAT?
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- I SUGGEST WE MOVE.
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- MOVE?
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- MOVE QUICKLY!
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- CHICKEN WING!
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[CLUCKING]
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[GAGGING]
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[FANFARE]
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- CRABINA!
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YOU LOOK AS FABULOUS AS EVER.
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MM. KISS!
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- GRIM, DARLING, IF I COULD
MOVE ANY PART OF MY FACE,
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YOU'D KNOW HOW HAPPY I
WAS TO SEE YOU.
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- CHILDREN, MEET CRABINA,
THE UNDERWORLD'S PREMIER
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MAKEOVER ARTIST.
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- HMM. WELL, IT'S NOT AS BAD
AS YOU MADE IT SOUND.
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OF COURSE, WE'LL HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THAT NOSE.
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- NO. UH, THE OTHER ONE.
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- OTHER ONE?
WHAT OTHER--OH, MY GOODNESS!
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UGH! I MISTOOK HER FOR
AN ANGRY TREE STUMP.
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- WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY NOSE?
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- FORGET IT, GRIM.
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I DON'T NEED HER HELP.
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- TRUST ME.
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CRABINA MADE ME WHO
I AM TODAY.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN ME BEFORE.
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I LOOKED LIKE A TOTAL NERD.
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- MY DEAR, DEAR CHILD, YOUR
PROBLEM IS NOT A PHYSICAL ONE.
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WHY, WITH ENOUGH SURGERY,
ANYONE CAN LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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TRUE BEAUTY--OH,
JUST A MOMENT.
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[SQUEAKING]
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WHERE WAS I?
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OH, YES.
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TRUE BEAUTY LIES WITHIN.
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- IN HER LUNGS?
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- IN HER ATTITUDE.
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WHAT DOES THIS GIRL'S
ATTITUDE SAY TO YOU?
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- OOH. IT SAYS BAD THINGS,
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THINGS I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO REPEAT.
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MAKE THE BAD THINGS GO AWAY!
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I'LL BE GOOD, MOMMY.
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I PROMISE!
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- EXACTLY.
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SHE'S WHAT WE REFER TO AS
A SOUR GRAPE.
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- YEAH, BUT SHE'S ALWAYS
BEEN LIKE THIS.
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- THEN OUR GOAL IS CLEAR.
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IF SHE CANNOT LEARN TO SMILE
BY WEEK'S END, SHE HAS NO HOPE
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OF WINNING THE PAGEANT.
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- WILL MANDY WIN THE PAGEANT?
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WILL SHE EVER SMILE?
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I DON'T CARE!
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INSTEAD, HERE'S AN IMPORTANT
COMMERCIAL MESSAGE.
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IMPORTANT COMMERCIAL MESSAGE!
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- AND SO THROUGHOUT THE WEEK,
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THEY TRIED A SERIES OF DUMB
GAGS TO MAKE MANDY SMILE.
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LET'S WATCH A CLIP.
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WATCH A CLIP!
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[SQUEAKING]
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- ANY REACTION?
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- THERE WAS EVEN A WRETCHED
MUSICAL NUMBER!
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- ♪ HEY, MAN, I JUST WANT
TO SAY, MAN ♪
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♪ IF YOU'D ONLY SMILE ONCE
IN A WHILE ♪
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♪ THEN MAYBE YOUR FACE
WOULDN'T LOOK SO VILE ♪
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- ♪ JUST GIVE IT A TRIAL
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- ♪ IT'S ALWAYS IN STYLE
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- ♪ THIS SONG'S A BIG,
STINKY PILE ♪
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- AND THEN THE DAY OF THE
PAGEANT FINALLY ARRIVED.
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- WELL, THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT
HAS FINALLY ARRIVED.
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LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GIRLS
ALL TARTED UP.
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WHAT KIND OF SAD, NEEDY PERSON
WOULD FORCE THEM TO DO THAT?
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- DON'T FORGET.
THIS IS MOMMY'S BIG DAY.
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- THE BIGGER YOU SMILE,
THE MORE BEAUTIFUL MOMMY LOOKS.
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- BABY, IT'S TIME TO EARN
MOMMY'S LOVE.
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- I DON'T SEE MANDY.
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- CRABINA WANTED TO DO HER
HAIR AND MAKEUP.
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AH! HERE THEY COME.
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- WOW, MANDY!
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YOU LOOK LOTS BETTER!
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- GENTLEMEN, PREPARE FOR
SHOCK AND AWE.
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THE PLAIN, DRAB MANDY YOU
KNEW BEFORE IS DEAD.
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- GRIM, SHE MURDERED MANDY!
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- IT'S A FIGURE OF
SPEECH, DUMMY.
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- SAY HELLO TO ENDSVILLE'S
NEWEST GLAMOUR GIRL.
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- OH, MY WORD!
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- I FEEL RIDICULOUS.
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- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS,
RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL.
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- OH, I AGREE.
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SHE'S A REAL LOOKER NOW, AND
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THAT
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WAS SARCASM.
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PUTTING MAKEUP ON YOU IS LIKE
PUTTING DIAMONDS ON DOO-DOO.
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GIVE IT UP, MANDY.
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I WAS LITTLE MISS RICKETS
LAST YEAR, LITTLE MISS TOE JAM
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THE YEAR BEFORE, AND, GIRL,
I'M GONNA BE LITTLE MISS
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SCURVY THIS YEAR!
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OH, AND HERE'S
A LITTLE ADVICE.
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PUT THE BAG BACK ON, PLEASE.
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HA HA HA!
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- YOU WANT ME TO TURN HER
INTO A STINK BUG?
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- NO, GRIM.
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I WANT TO CRUSH HER ON MY OWN.
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- ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
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IT'S SHOW TIME!
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- GOOD LUCK, MANDY.
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- AND TRY TO SMILE.
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- MANDY, I ONLY HAVE THESE
WORDS TO OFFER.
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YOU ARE A SPECIAL GIRL, AND
WHAT YOU LACK IN GRACE, YOU
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MAKE UP FOR IN FURY.
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I BELIEVE IN YOU.
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OH, AND HERE'S SOME
PETROLEUM JELLY.
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A LITTLE RUBBED ON YOUR TEETH
WILL HELP YOU SMILE.
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YEAH. THAT'S BETTER.
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[MICROPHONE SQUEALS]
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- ♪ ONE GIRL
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♪ TODAY, WE'LL
CHOOSE A GIRL ♪
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♪ ONE GIRL ABOVE ALL
THE REST ♪
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♪ ONE GIRL
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♪ THE DAY BELONGS TO
ONE GIRL ♪
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♪ IT'S THE ONE GIRL
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♪ WHO'LL PASS THE TEST
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[MICROPHONE SQUEALS]
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[PANTING]
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET
THE CONTESTANTS FOR
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LITTLE MISS SCURVY.
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[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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[CAMERAS FLASHING]
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- WHOO!
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YEAH, BABY!
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WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!
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- AND SAY HELLO TO OUR
IMPARTIAL JUDGES--
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GENERAL SCAR...
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[APPLAUSE]
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CAP'N GREEN GUMS, AND
MINDY'S MOM!
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- HI, HONEY!
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- HI, MOMMY!
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- IMPARTIAL MY BIG, BONY--
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- BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN, LET'S
STOP AND THINK ABOUT
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WHY WE'RE HERE.
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- MY WIFE MADE ME COME!
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[MICROPHONE SQUEALS]
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- SCURVY IS A TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE DISEASE.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
CAP'N GREEN GUMS?
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- ARR! I USED TO HAVE
A SET OF GUMS
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WHAT MADE ALL
THE TAVERN WENCHES SWOON.
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THEN I GOT THE SCURVY!
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THEY HAD TO REPLACE ME GUMS
WITH...WITH KOSHER PICKLES!
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AND I HATE PICKLES!
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[SOBBING]
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- STATISTICS SHOW THE NUMBER-ONE
CAUSE OF SCURVY IS IGNORANCE!
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PLEASE DO NOT BOIL YOUR
FRUIT JUICES.
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I CANNOT STRESS THIS
ENOUGH, PEOPLE.
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[PBBBT]
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AHH. NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF
THE WAY, LET THE PAGEANT BEGIN!
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- [SCREAMING]
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- FIRST ROUND, EVENING GOWNS.
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JULIE.
- AW.
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- LAURA.
- OOH.
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- EVA.
- OHH!
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- XENA.
- OOH!
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- ANNA.
- AHH.
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- RAE.
- AHH!
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- SUE.
- OOH.
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- MINDY.
- AHH!
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- MANDY.
- OH, YEAH!
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- AND NOW SWIMSUIT.
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- BABY GOT BACK!
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- NICE, EH?
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- WESTERN WEAR.
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- ARR! HER BOLDNESS BE SLOWLY
WINNING ME HEART,
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BUT HER COLDNESS KEEPS ME AT
AN EMOTIONAL DISTANCE.
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- SAMURAI ARMOR.
- YAY!
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- RENAISSANCE FAIR!
- YAY!
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- JERSEY MALL.
- YAY!
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- GOM JABBAR.
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- IT BURNS!
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- ARR! THAT WILL COST HER
SOME POINTS.
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- OUR LAST EVENT,
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,
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THE TALENT COMPETITION.
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[AUDIENCE GASPS]
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- OOH.
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[CHOMP]
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[CHEERING]
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[CHEERING]
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[RECORDS SCRATCHING]
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- ARR! THIS ROUTINE BE
TECHNICALLY SOUND,
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BUT WHERE BE THE SOUL,
THE PASSION?
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- IT'S SO CLOSE.
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ALL MANDY'S GOT TO
DO IS SMILE.
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- I'M GONNA VOMIT FROM
THE TENSION, YO!
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- [CHEERING]
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- WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT
ISN'T LITTLE MISS RUNNER-UP.
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HA HA HA!
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AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW,
THAT WAS SARCASM.
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NO, WAIT.
IT WASN'T.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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- ♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
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♪ WAY UP HIGH
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♪ THERE'S A LAND THAT
I HEARD OF ♪
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♪ ONCE IN A LULLABY
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♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
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♪ SKIES ARE BLUE
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♪ AND THE DREAMS THAT YOU
DARE TO DREAM ♪
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♪ REALLY DO COME TRUE
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♪ SOMEDAY I'LL WISH
UPON A STAR ♪
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♪ AND WAKE UP WHERE THE CLOUDS
ARE FAR BEHIND ME ♪
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♪ WHERE TROUBLES MELT LIKE
LEMON DROPS ♪
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♪ OH, WAY ABOVE
THE CHIMNEY TOPS ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME
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♪ SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
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♪ BLUEBIRDS FLY
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♪ BIRDS FLY
OVER THE RAINBOW ♪
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♪ WHY THEN, OH, WHY...
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♪ CAN'T I?
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[BIRD TWEETING]
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♪ IF HAPPY, LITTLE
BLUEBIRDS FLY ♪
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♪ BEYOND THE RAINBOW
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♪ WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T I?
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♪ WHY, OH, WHY CAN'T I?
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[GRUNTS]
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- ARR! SHE APPEARS TO BE MOVING
A VESSEL OUT TO PORT.
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HA HA!
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- COME ON. COME ON.
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- BRING IT. BRING IT.
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- [GASP]
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- YOU EVER GET THE FEELING
SOMETHING REALLY BAD
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IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN?
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- [SCREAMING]
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- IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
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- WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
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- YOU FOOLS!
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YOU'VE MESSED WITH
THE NATURAL ORDER!
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- AAH!
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- AAH!
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- REALITY IS FALLING APART!
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- WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US?
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- I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GONNA
HOLD YOU TIGHT
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AND NEVER LET GO.
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- I LOVE YOU, GRIM.
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- WHAT ABOUT ME, YO?
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- EH, YOU'LL BE FINE.
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- AAH!
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[TELEPHONE BEEPING]
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- GIRLS, GIRLS, GET UP.
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MOJO JOJO JUST SNUCK INTO
A MOVIE THEATER WITHOUT PAYING.
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- WE'RE ON IT, PROFESSOR.
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- OK. WE KEEP FLYING.
WE NEVER HEAD BACK.
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WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN.
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- YEP.
- UH-HUH.
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- AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY
IS SAVED THANKS TO BILLY,
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MANDY, AND GRIM.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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- I CAN'T BREATHE, YO.
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THIS BELT IS CINCHED
TOO...TIGHT.
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AHH.
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