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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- [LAUGHING]
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- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE.
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- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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AW!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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AW!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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MAIL'S HERE!
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MAIL'S HERE!
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[WEAKLY]
MAIL'S HERE.
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[PANTING]
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- MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S
SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL
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FOR GIFTED CHILDREN?
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- YEAH, THAT'S IT!
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THAT'S FOR ME!
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READ IT, MANDY! READ IT!
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- "DEAR MASTER BILLY,
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"WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR
MASTERFUL AUDITION TAPE,
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"AND WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
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"TO STUDY DANCE AT
MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S
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SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL
FOR GIFTED CHILDREN."
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- MMM! TOE-JAMMY!
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- WE EXPECT TO SEE YOU SHORTLY
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AT YOUR NEW HOME ON
MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S ESTATE.
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- THAT LETTER HAS
GOT TO BE A FAKE!
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- YOU'RE RIGHT, GRIM.
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BILLY'S NEVER BEEN
GOOD AT ANYTHING.
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DON'T THESE PEOPLE
WATCH THE SHOW?
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- BUT I CAN DANCE!
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YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
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I LIVE TO DANCE!
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[SCREAMS]
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- [WHINNY]
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- [TRUMPETS]
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- PREPARE TO BE AMAZED
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BY MY SKILLED AND MASTERFUL
DANCING TECHNIQUE.
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YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY,
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THEN YOU'LL LAUGH...
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SOME MORE.
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BUT REALLY YOU'LL FEEL
LIKE CRYING 'CAUSE--
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- WILL YOU JUST DANCE ALREADY?!
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- ALL RIGHT!
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HERE COMES BILLY!
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- BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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- [SCREAMING]
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- BILLY,
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO NEVER DANCE!
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- BUT, DAD, I LIKE TO DANCE,
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AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT.
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YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO DANCE
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'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS GIRLY!
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- NOW, LOOK, BILLY,
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IT'S NOT THAT I THINK THAT
YOU'RE GIRLY FOR DOING IT,
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IT'S JUST THAT I
THINK YOU'RE NOT...
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MACHO FORTE!
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PLUS, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
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YOU SEE, BILLY...
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I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU.
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I USED TO LOVE TO DANCE,
AND I WAS FANTASTIC.
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I WOULD LEAVE AUDIENCES IN AWE!
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AT THE NIGHT OF
MY BIG DANCE RECITAL,
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I WAS AMAZING!
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[FARTS]
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FOR MY FINALE, I WAS
GOING TO ATTEMPT
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THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE,
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THE MOST DANGEROUS AND FEARED
MOVE IN BALLET.
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MY WHOLE DANCING CAREER
LED UP TO THIS POINT.
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I WAS CONFIDENT.
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NOTHING WAS GONNA STOP ME.
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THEN...
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SOMETHING HAPPENED.
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DEAR OLD DAD ROSE FROM
THE STANDS AND PROCLAIMED...
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- DANCING'S FOR GIRLS!
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- STRICKEN BY HIS REMARK,
I LOST FOCUS
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AND FELL FLAT ON MY FACE.
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I WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK
OF THE ENTIRE RECITAL.
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AND FROM THEN ON, I PROMISED
NEVER TO DANCE AGAIN!
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SO, YOU SEE, BILLY,
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THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
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NEVER DRINK ORANGE JUICE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
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IT GIVES YOU THE POOTS.
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[FARTS]
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- SO, DAD, CAN I GO TO
A SUPER-SPECIAL SCHOOL
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AND LIVE THERE FOREVER
STUDYING DANCE?
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- SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
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I'LL DRIVE!
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- SO, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO
THROUGH WITH THIS, BILLY?
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- YEP!
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IT'S THE ONLY THING
I EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE!
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EXCEPT FOR A PEG LEG,
A 3-WAY RADIO,
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AN INGROWN TOENAIL REMOVER,
AND AUTOMATIC SHOE BUFFER,
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AN ESKIMO, A RED RIDER BB GUN
WITH A COMPASS ON THE SIDE,
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PLACEBO GUN, ROBOTIC FINGERS,
A FOURTH NIPPLE,
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A MONKEY BUTLER,
A BATTERY-POWERED
BATTERY CHARGER,
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WOODEN TEETH, GRAY CHEST HAIR,
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A HAUNTED UNICORN, A UNIBROW,
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A TIKI MASK, SANTA'S HAT,
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A LIVE-ACTION DAD,
AND LASER SUNGLASSES.
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BUT, OTHER THAN THAT...
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DANCING IS THE ONLY THING
I EVER WANTED IN LIFE.
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THANKS FOR DRIVING, DAD.
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MMM.
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I GUESS I'M NEVER
GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
STUCK HERE WITH YOU, BILLY.
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- HELLO.
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- AAGH!
- AAGH!
- AAGH!
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- [BURPS]
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OH, GREAT.
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YOU HAPPY NOW?
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YOU WENT AHEAD AND DONE MADE ME
GUSH ECTOPLASM ALL OVER MYSELF!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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- HI.
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I'M MARILYN.
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AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH!
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- WE'RE GONNA SEE
MRS. FINGER WIGGLE.
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- HAIRY ANKLE.
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- TERRANCE ENGLE?
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- MOLLY RINGWALD.
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- POLLYWINKLE!
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NEVER MIND.
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- SWASHBUCKLER?
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POPPA SICKLE.
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SHINY NICKEL?
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SOUR PICKLES.
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- HI, I'M MARILYN.
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AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH!
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YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE
TRAPPED HERE FOREVER!
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- HELLO!
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- CAN I HELP YOU?
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YOU MUST BE BILLY,
THE BOY GENIUS.
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WAIT ONE MOMENT.
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I'LL ALERT THE HEADMISTRESS
TO YOUR ARRIVAL.
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HEY! BILLY'S HERE!
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YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH
THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL!
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- SEND HIM IN!
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- THE HEADMISTRESS
WILL SEE YOU NOW.
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FOLLOW ME.
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- OH, BILLY!
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YOU'RE HERE!
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PLEASE, COME IN.
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- ARE YOU MS. THINKY DINGY?
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- UH, POLLYWINKLE, YES.
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I WAS JUST REVIEWING
YOUR AUDITION TAPE.
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OH, IT WAS SIMPLY SUPERB.
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I FOUND MYSELF ENTHRALLED
AND AMAZED
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AND THEN THRILLED.
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AND THEN A BIT GASSY,
THEN AMAZED AGAIN!
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THEN DISGUSTED...
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BUT IN A GOOD WAY.
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THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
THE WAY YOU MOVE
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THAT'S SO UNIQUE,
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SO TANTALIZING.
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I KNEW THIS SCHOOL
HAD TO HAVE YOU.
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- MY DREAM OF BECOMING
A FAMOUS BALLET DANCER
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IS FINALLY GONNA COME TRUE!
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- HOLD THE PHONE.
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THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.
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BILLY CAN'T EVEN EAT,
MUCH LESS DANCE.
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- SO, MS. PIMPLES FINGER,
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WHEN CAN I START?
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- IMMEDIATELY, BILLY.
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ALL I NEED IS ONE THING.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
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- OH, JUST...
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YOUR SOUL!
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[CACKLING]
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- [LAUGHING]
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- [LAUGHING]
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AH HA HA HA HA.
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AAH. OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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- YEAH.
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BUT SERIOUSLY,
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.
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- WHAT?!
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WHY DO YOU NEED MY SOUL?
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- YOU SEE, BILLY,
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I FEED OFF THE SOULS AND TALENT
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FROM ONLY THE MOST GIFTED
DANCE STUDENTS IN THE WORLD
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SO THAT I MAY REMAIN AS
THE GREATEST DANCER OF ALL TIME!
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- THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS!
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ONLY AN EXTREMELY
POWERFUL DARK WITCH
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CAN STEAL PEOPLE'S SOULS.
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- EXACTLY.
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- OH. WELL, THEN OK.
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- GRIM, CAN'T YOU USE
YOUR SCYTHE TO STOP HER?
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- GOOD IDEA, MANDY.
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[HISSES]
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OH!
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OH, MAYBE I SHOULD
HAVE MENTIONED
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THAT THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY
A DARK WITCH
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CAN OVERPOWER MY SCYTHE
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IS BY TURNING IT INTO
A GIANT SNAKE
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AND USING IT TO TIE US UP.
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- WHATEVER.
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- AND NOW, BILLY,
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YOUR SOUL AND TALENT
WILL SOON BE MINE!
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- THE HEADMISTRESS
IS SUCKING OUT BILLY'S SOUL!
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- HEY, BILLY, YOU FORGOT
YOUR DANCE BAG IN THE CAR.
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OH, MY GOSH!
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AN EVIL WITCH IS USING
THIS BALLET SCHOOL
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TO RECRUIT INNOCENT
DANCE STUDENTS
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SO SHE CAN STEAL THEIR SOULS!
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AND NOW SHE'S ABOUT TO
SUCK OUT BILLY'S SOUL!
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- WOW! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!
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HE GOT IF FASTER THAN YOU DID.
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- SHUT UP.
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- LADY, NO ONE
STEALS BILLY'S SOUL.
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THAT WASN'T IN
THE SCHOOL CURRICULUM.
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- OH, YES, IT WAS.
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IT WAS ON THE FIRST PAGE
OF THE BROCHURE
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IN BRIGHT RED LETTERS.
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- YEAH! BUT YOU DIDN'T
COUNT ON ONE THING!
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I CAN'T READ!
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I CHALLENGE YOU...
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TO A DANCE-OFF!
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PREPARE TO GET SERVED!
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- YOU DARE CHALLENGE
THE HEADMISTRESS GUTTERTINKLE?
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- POLLYWINKLE.
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- WHATEVER!
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WORK THAT BOOTY!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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YOU CALL THAT DANCING?
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THIS IS DANCING!
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[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS]
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[TECHNO PLAYS]
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["RIVERDANCE" MUSIC PLAYS]
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[RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS]
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[HULA MUSIC PLAYS]
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THAT'S IT!
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I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES!
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- AAGH!
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- FACE IT!
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YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY
SUPERIOR DANCE SKILLS!
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- CAN'T DANCE...
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NO MORE!
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MIGHT AS WELL...
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GIVE UP.
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- SEE! I TOLD YOU DANCING
WOULD MAKE YOU WEAK!
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YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG
FAT GIRLY QUITTER!
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- I'M NO QUITTER.
245
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,825
AND I'M NOT GIRLY.
246
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:07,077
I'M A BALLET DANCER!
247
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:08,915
- NO!
248
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:09,830
IT CAN'T BE!
249
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,327
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
250
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,127
THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE!
251
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:16,248
[CHICKEN DANCE-TYPE MUSIC PLAYS]
252
00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,128
- WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?
253
00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,998
THE WHOLE PLACE
IS FALLING APART.
254
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,043
- [SIGHS]
255
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:26,075
YET ANOTHER SCHOOL
THAT BILLY'S RUINED.
256
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,460
- WOW, DAD.
257
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:42,132
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULLED OFF
THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE.
258
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,378
THAT WAS AMAZING.
259
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:44,168
- YOU KNOW, SON,
260
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,040
I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME
261
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,915
IF YOU WASTE YOUR LIFE DANCING.
262
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,710
- NAH, DANCING'S FOR GIRLS.
263
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,130
- SPACE.
264
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,418
A DARK FRONTIER
OF INKY BLACKNESS.
265
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,750
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES
OF THE STARSHIP--
266
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:23,915
- DARN!
267
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,040
A 7-10 SPLIT.
268
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,245
- I LOVES MOON BOWLING!
269
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,173
- IT IS QUITE SATISFYING, MAN.
270
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,535
- DISPATCH, THIS IS
UNDERWORLD UNIT 406.
271
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,705
I'VE ARRIVED AT THE SCENE
OF THE DISTURBANCE.
272
00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:40,542
- OFFICER, THIS IS JUST
A BIG MISUNDERSTAND--
273
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:44,075
- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN UNCONSCIOUS!
274
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,002
- AFTER HEARING ALL
THE TESTIMONY,
275
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:50,633
THIS LOWER, LOWER,
LOWER COURT FINDS YOU,
276
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:54,788
THE GRIM REAPER, GUILTY OF
GROSS MISUSE OF YOUR POWER.
277
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,125
BY THE POWER OF
THE UNDERWORLD COURT,
278
00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:02,578
I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS
OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.
279
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,167
- NO!
280
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,830
ANYTHING BUT THAT!
281
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,207
THIS AIN'T FAIR!
282
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,632
I HATE THE COMMUNITY!
283
00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,418
HATE IT! HATE IT!
284
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,790
HATE IT!
285
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,043
HATE IT!
286
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,125
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
287
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,788
- WHY ARE WE AT THIS
SMELLY OLD PLACE?
288
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,245
- THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME.
289
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,633
IT'S WHERE WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO PERFORM
290
00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:27,998
OUR COMMUNITY SERVICE.
291
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:28,753
BLECCH!
292
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,253
HANGING OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE.
293
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,543
LIKE I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT
IN ME DAY JOB.
294
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,575
- HI, GRIM!
295
00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:35,627
- 'SUP, GLORIA?
296
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,378
- OH, HERE FOR MR. SILVERMAN?
297
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,288
- NO, THAT'S NEXT WEEK.
298
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,325
HEY, MYRON.
299
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,417
HOW'D THE TRIPLE BYPASS GO?
300
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,670
- IT WENT GREAT!
301
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,880
- WE'LL SEE!
302
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:45,628
- [GULP]
303
00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,248
- SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?
304
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,923
PLAY GAMES? TALK TO THEM?
305
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,170
- GIVE THEM SPONGE BATHS?!
306
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,420
- WHATEVER THEY WANT.
307
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,920
WE'RE AT THEIR SHRIVELED MERCY.
308
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,250
- WHOA!
309
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,043
IT'S LIKE A BIG
SWIRLY TOILET BOWL!
310
00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,575
- YEAH, THAT'S
THE ENTRANCE TO WING 13,
311
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,127
THE SUPERNATURAL WING.
312
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,328
IT EXISTS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.
313
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,077
- ANOTHER DIMENSION?
314
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,377
NO MENTIONED ANOTHER DIMENSION.
315
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,078
- YEAH, WE STEP THROUGH THERE,
316
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,077
AND ASCEND TO THE HOME
OF THE ANCIENTS!
317
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,417
- I HATE TO THROW
A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THIS
318
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,630
ASCENSION INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED, BUT...
319
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,498
- WHAT'S WITH THIS
SUDDEN DISSENTION?
320
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,043
- I'M HOLDING AN ABSTENTION
321
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,285
TO THE ASCENSION
TO ANOTHER DIMENSION.
322
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,875
MY MOMMY SAID
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO.
323
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,878
- WELL, I WON'T WANT TO CAUSE
TENSION WITH THIS ASCENSION TO--
324
00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:35,038
- STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU,
JUST STOP IT!
325
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,712
[RATTLES]
326
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:50,748
- WHY THAT DUMB VORTEX ALWAYS
LEAD TO THIS SODA MACHINE
327
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,003
I'LL NEVER KNOW!
328
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
OH, NUTS!
329
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,173
DON'T TELL ME I'M OUT OF ONES.
330
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,920
[RATTLING]
331
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,130
COOL YOUR JETS, GIRL.
332
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,788
I GOTTA GET SOME CHANGE.
333
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,495
- LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
334
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,753
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE LEFT
HALLOWEEN IN THE BATHTUB
335
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,003
AND IT GOT ALL PRUNEY.
336
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,583
- YEAH, THAT'S THE HOME
OF THE ANCIENTS FOR YA.
337
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,497
EVERY RETIRED MONSTER,
338
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,293
GERIATRIC GOBLIN...
339
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,075
[FART]
340
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,127
AND OLD BUGABOO ENDS UP HERE.
341
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,668
- OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!
342
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,210
THE BLOB HASN'T BEEN
FEELING WELL,
343
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:29,002
AND NOW THE TOILETS
ARE ALL BACKED UP!
344
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,543
- LOOK, LADY, WE'RE NOT YOUR--
345
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,535
BILLY, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
346
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,495
- YOUR MAMA?
347
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:36,463
- NO, DOOFUS!
348
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,462
THIS IS THE BRIDE
OF FRANKENSTEIN.
349
00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:42,002
OH! AND THAT GUY IS DRACULA--
350
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:45,383
THE BADDEST OF ALL VAMPIRES.
351
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,710
AND THAT GUY WETTING THE CARPET
352
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,172
IS THE WOLF MAN!
353
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,998
- WHY YOU GETTING ALL EXCITED
OVER THESE 3 OLD GEEZERS?
354
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:59,463
- YOU'RE LOOKING AT
ME CHILDHOOD IDOLS!
355
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,633
- EAT SOME GRASS, DEAR,
356
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,208
AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.
357
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,672
- THEY WERE THE SCARIEST
MONSTERS IN ALL THE WORLD.
358
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,960
- YEAH, YEAH! I GET THE PICTURE.
359
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,212
BUT A MODERN CHILD
SUCH AS MYSELF
360
00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:16,332
IS NO LONGER SPOOKED
BY SUCH CORNY CREATURES!
361
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,077
- CORNY?!
362
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,077
YOU CALLING DRACULA CORNY?!
363
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,955
- MAYBE THE YOUNG MAN IS RIGHT.
364
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,882
PERHAPS OUR--
365
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,708
DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS.
366
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:29,792
PERHAPS OUR TIME OF
TERROR HAS PASSED.
367
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,165
AND WE SHOULD HAND THE--
368
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,125
THANK YOU, DEAR.
369
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,498
AND WE SHOULD HAND THE BATON
370
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:40,963
TO A NEW GENERATION OF
KNIFE-WIELDING MANIACS.
371
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,832
- NO!
372
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,917
YOU'RE THE BEST,
373
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,380
AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT!
374
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:48,538
RIGHT AFTER WOLF MAN STOPS
ITCHING HIS BUTT ON THE FLOOR.
375
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,043
ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL GET GOING.
376
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,625
- [GRUNTING]
377
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:58,128
- OH, YEAH.
CAN ANYONE BREAK A 20?
378
00:16:58,917 --> 00:16:59,827
UH, DRACULA,
379
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,167
YOU SURE THE SUN'S
NOT BOTHERING YOU?
380
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,460
- DRACULA IS DOWN WITH
GOING OUT ON THE TOWN.
381
00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:08,502
'CAUSE DRACULA IS IN THE MOOD...
382
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,043
TO MEET SOME FINE, FINE LADIES.
383
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:15,035
- AND WOLFIE SEEMS TO BE
ENJOYING THE EXERCISE, TOO!
384
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,325
- [BARKING]
385
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,627
- WHERE ARE WE GOING, GRIM?
386
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,208
- I GOT A PLAN TO BOOST
THE ANCIENTS' SELF-ESTEEM.
387
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,922
- HEY, SKELETON MAN!
388
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,710
CHECK OUT DRACULA'S
SMOOTH MOVES.
389
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,212
MMM! HEY!
390
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,962
HEY! HUH! HA HA!
391
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,578
- YEAH, THAT'S
REAL NICE, DRACULA.
392
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,707
NOW, IF WE COULD
JUST KEEP WALKING.
393
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,172
- UH! YEAH!
394
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,210
DRACULA IS SMOKIN'!
395
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,042
HA HA!
396
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,075
- UH, DRACULA,
397
00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,667
I THINK YOU SHOULD
GET OUT OF THE SUN.
398
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,460
- NO WAY.
399
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,132
DRACULA IS ON FIRE!
400
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,785
- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
401
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,875
- [BARKING]
402
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,248
- WOLF MAN, COME BACK!
403
00:17:56,250 --> 00:18:00,420
- MOMMY, THERE'S AN OLD,
UGLY DOG CHASING US.
404
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,500
- DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
405
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,923
MOMMY WILL PUT IT OUT
OF ITS MISERY.
406
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,080
[TIRES SQUEAL]
407
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,207
[HIGH PITCHED YELPING]
408
00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,752
- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
409
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,293
- OH! SOMETHING'S COOKING!
410
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,035
SMELLS GOOD.
411
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,035
SPICY.
412
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,035
- [HEAVES]
413
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,325
[HOOTING]
414
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,707
- I JUST WANT TO THANK
ALL YOU KIDS
415
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,422
FOR COMING DOWN TO
DEAD MAN'S LAKE
416
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,330
FOR THIS EVENING OF FREE FOOD,
417
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:31,167
FUN, AND GHOST STORIES.
418
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,080
- WHERE'S THE FREE FOOD?
419
00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,207
- THERE IS NO FOOD.
420
00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:35,712
BEFORE WE BEGIN,
421
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,172
ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS...
422
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,040
THAT AREN'T ABOUT THE FOOD?
423
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,543
YES, YOU, LITTLE GIRL.
424
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:46,035
- WILL THERE BE ANY
MONSTERS JUMPING OUT AT US?
425
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,165
- GOOD QUESTION.
426
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,000
NO.
427
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,213
NO MONSTERS WILL JUMP OUT AT US.
428
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:54,002
ESPECIALLY NOT FROM BEHIND
THAT BIG BUSH OVER THERE.
429
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,133
SO, FEEL FREE TO
LET YOUR GUARD DOWN.
430
00:18:56,208 --> 00:19:01,038
- HOW COME WE DON'T
HAVE A REAL FIRE, YO?
431
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:01,915
- UH...
432
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,210
BECAUSE FIRE IS BAD.
433
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,172
- FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
434
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,000
- BOY, THESE WOODS
REALLY ECHO, EH?
435
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,673
- [HEAVING COUGHS]
436
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:18,463
- I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THEM
BRAZILIAN COUGHING BUSHES.
437
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,002
HANG ON FOR ONE SECOND.
438
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,543
I GOTTA GO TINKLE.
439
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,075
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMOTION?
440
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,497
- WOLF MAN ATE A SQUIRREL
IN ONE BITE.
441
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,833
DRACULA TRIED TO
TELL HIM TO CHEW,
442
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:27,997
BUT HE DON'T LISTEN TO DRACULA.
443
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,503
- LOOK, I'M TRYING TO GET
THEM KIDS IN THE RIGHT MOOD,
444
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,253
BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY QUITE.
445
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,423
- YOU DON'T GOTTA TELL
DRACULA WHAT TO DO.
446
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,710
DRACULA WAS BORN
KNOWING WHAT TO DO.
447
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,252
- JUST KEEP QUIET!
448
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,167
OK.
449
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,420
NOW, FOR THE GHOST STORY.
450
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,960
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.
451
00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,172
THESE 4 TEENAGERS AND THEIR DOG
452
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,380
WERE RIDING IN THEIR MYSTERY VAN
453
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,998
WHEN IT SUDDENLY BROKE DOWN...
454
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:55,423
- YOU KNOW, MANDY,
455
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,500
IF YOU GET SCARED,
456
00:19:56,583 --> 00:20:00,213
FEEL FREE TO GRAB
ONTO MY HAND, YO.
457
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:03,042
- THEY TOOK SHELTER
IN A HAUNTED OUTHOUSE
458
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,205
BUILT ON AN ANCIENT--
459
00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:05,172
- HURRY UP!
460
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,080
DRACULA'S KNEE
IS STARTING TO HURT.
461
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:11,037
- THE OUTHOUSE WAS BUILT ON
AN ANCIENT TACO STAND.
462
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,745
THE WALLS OOZED SALSA VERDI.
463
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,923
THE CEILING WAS COVERED IN--
464
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,580
- [SINGING SCALES]
465
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,212
- 'SCUSE ME A SEC.
466
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,792
I GOTTA TINKLE...
467
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:24,785
AGAIN.
468
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,245
- WE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT YET?
469
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,213
- NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
470
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:32,082
- JUST TRYING TO SET
THE MOOD WITH SOME MUSIC, DEAR.
471
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,037
- WELL, PLEASE DON'T, OK?!
472
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,205
LISTEN TO ME...
473
00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:36,462
[MUTTERING]
474
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,382
- WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE GRIM
IS SAYING TO THE BUSH?
475
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:44,208
- MAYBE HE'S APOLOGIZING
FOR PEEING ON IT SO MUCH.
476
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,995
- BRIDE'S LEG FELL OFF!
477
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,083
DON'T WORRY!
478
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,577
DRACULA TRY AND FIX IT!
479
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,575
- OK, BACK TO THE--
480
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,247
- DRACULA WANT TO KNOW
IF YOU GOT ANY GLUE?
481
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:58,633
- THEIR HOME TO--
482
00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,578
- OR STAPLES!
483
00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,957
DRACULA CAN MAKE DO
WITH STAPLES.
484
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,292
- [HACKING COUGH]
485
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,785
- WOLF MAN ATE UP ANOTHER
SQUIRREL AGAIN.
486
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,995
DRACULA TRIED TO STOP HIM.
487
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,963
GET YOUR BIG BUTT OUT OF
DRACULA'S FACE, WOMAN!
488
00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,882
- ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT!
489
00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,078
I'M DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE!
490
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,787
YOU HEAR ME?
DONE WITH YOU!
491
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,785
EXPECT ME TO HELP WHEN
YOU KEEP ACTING UP.
492
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,285
STUPID WOLF MAN!
493
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,915
DRACULA, YOU--
494
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,130
- HEY, KIDS!
495
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,788
WANT TO SEE DRACULA DANCE?
496
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,955
- [CHEERING]
497
00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,212
- HEY!
498
00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:30,962
YEAH! HA!
499
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:43,998
- THE ROAD TO STUPID IS PAVED
WITH GOOD INTENTIONS.
500
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,075
- GRIM REAPER,
501
00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,997
THIS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY
502
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:53,133
OF ABANDONING OLD PEOPLE
AND CHILDREN IN THE WOODS.
503
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,418
- OH, YOU HONOR,
504
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,460
I'M SURE THEY WILL
TURN UP SOON--
505
00:21:56,542 --> 00:22:00,172
HOPEFULLY ALIVE
AND UNEATEN BY BEARS.
506
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,250
HA.
507
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,043
- BY THE POWER OF
THE UNDERWORLD COURT,
508
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:07,245
I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS
509
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,583
OF DANCING!
510
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:10,537
- MMM!
511
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,575
MOVE YOUR ELBOWS
MORE LIKE DRACULA!
512
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,207
UH! YEAH!
513
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,002
HA HA! HIT THAT!
514
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:20,542
- PARDON ME, DO YOU
HAVE A SECOND
515
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:21,995
FOR AN INFORMAL SURVEY?
516
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,083
WHICH OF THESE IS SCARIER?
517
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:27,037
THESE REALLY SCARY MONSTERS...
518
00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,535
- [MOANING AND GROANING]
519
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,375
- WOOF!
520
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,328
- OR THIS GLASS OF WATER?
521
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,127
- WATER?!
522
00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,078
- LOOK. I'LL GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS.
523
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,327
5 BUCKS TO SAY THEY'RE
SCARIER THAN THE WATER.
524
00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:39,167
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
525
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,170
- DRACULA'S THIRSTY.
526
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,080
GONNA DRINK THIS WATER.
527
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,877
- DRACULA, PLEASE DON'T!
528
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:44,668
- YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF DRACULA!
529
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,170
DRACULA'S A GROWN MAN,
530
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,920
CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS!
531
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,040
- CAN I PLEASE GO NOW?
532
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,455
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
533
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:53,382
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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