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- AH HA HA HA HA HA!
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- TRUTH IS ALWAYS STRANGE.
STRANGER THAN FICTION.
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- THE FOLLOWING EPISODE
IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- HERE COMES BILLY!
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5 SECONDS LEFT.
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[CRASH]
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SCOOOOOOORES!
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HEY, GRIM, GO DEEP!
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- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU
NEVER TO BOUNCE THAT--
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[GASP]
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MY ROBE!
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I CAN'T HAVE COFFEE STAINS
ON MY ROBE.
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I'LL LOOK SHABBY.
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- GRIM,
WHY DON'T YOU QUIT WHINING
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AND PUT IT UNDER
SOME RUNNING WATER
BEFORE IT SETS?
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- AH, GOOD IDEA.
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[GRUNTING]
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WELL, IT SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
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NO MATTER.
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I'LL HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THIS PESKY ZIPPER LATER.
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OH, I CAN FEEL
THAT STAIN SETTIN' IN.
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- I HAVE THE DISTINCT FEELING
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SOMETHING WEIRD
IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
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- [BABBLING]
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WHAT'S THIS?
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- PULL IT AND FIND OUT.
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- [GRUNTING, BABBLING]
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COME ON!
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HUH?
THIS THING IS FUN.
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- A MAN-APE LIKE YOU
SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING WITH THAT.
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HAND IT OVER.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HO HO HO HO HO!
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YEAH!
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BEHOLD MY DADMOMDY.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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[CAT SCREECHING]
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- I CAN ALREADY TELL
THIS THING'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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HEY, MANDY, CAN WE KEEP IT?
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- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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I SUPPOSE I SHOULD
GIVE THIS BACK TO GRIM.
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AFTER I TAKE IT OUT
FOR A SPIN.
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- HEY, MANDY,
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT ZIPPER?
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FROM SPERG'S PANTS?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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- ZIP IT, MINDY.
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- HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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OH!
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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- HMM, THE ZIPPER CAN
USE ITS POWERS FOR GOOD.
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- UH, MANDY, YOU LOOK THIRSTY.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE O.J.?
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[GRUNTING]
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AAAAAHHHHHH!
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- HEY, YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
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- THAT DEPENDS.
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- MINE!
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AAAHHHHHH!
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WHOAH!
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- WHOAAH!
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- HAVE SOME JUICE.
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- HEY, IT SMELLS FUNNY IN HERE.
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- GET USED TO IT.
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THAT SHOULD KEEP
YOU TWO BUFFOONS
BUSY FOR A WHILE.
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[MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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- HEY, MANDY, WANT A BITE?
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- WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT?
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- I'VE HAD THE STRANGEST CRAVING
FOR ROTTEN FISH LATELY.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- BILLY, THROW THAT AWAY.
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IT'S ATTRACTING ALL OF THESE
BITING HORSE FLIES.
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- NEGATIVO, MANDY.
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IT'S JUST TOO DELICIOUS.
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RIGHT, MILKSHAKES?
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- OK, MY HAND HAS BEEN FORCED.
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BOO.
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- AAAAAHHHHH!
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- I LOVE THIS ZIPPER.
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[BUZZING]
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- AAAAAAHHHH!
- AAAAAAHHHH!
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- AAAHHHHHH!
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- UH-OH.
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[KIDS SCREAMING]
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ALL RIGHT,
I GUESS I GOTTA FIND GRIM.
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[PANTING]
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AUGH, HEY,
WHERE'S THAT ZIPPER PIECE?
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I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK FOR IT.
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I GOTTA FIND GRIM.
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- OH, MANDY!
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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[GASPING]
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GOSH, MANDY, YOU LOOK HUNGRY.
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YOU CAN HAVE
THIS HALF-EATEN CANDY BAR
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I'VE BEEN SAVING.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- I'LL NEVER
MAKE FUN OF FLIES AGAIN.
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GRIM, GRIM, HEY, GRIM, GRIM.
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URGH!
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
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- HEY, CAUGHT ONE!
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NOW, THAT'S SOME
SNAZZY FLYPAPER.
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- I'M NOT A FLY, BILLY'S DAD.
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IT'S ME, MANDY.
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I NEED YOU TO GET GRIM.
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- I GET IT.
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YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE
TALKING FLIES
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THAT TRY
TO LOOK LIKE PEOPLE.
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- I GUESS WE KNOW
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WHICH SIDE OF THE FAMILY
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BILLY GOT HIS BRAINS FROM.
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- ALL RIGHT, CLASS,
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I REALLY HOPE
YOU STUDIED FOR OUR TEST TODAY.
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I EXPECT AN "A" FROM YOU, MANDY.
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- [BUZZ]
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- UH, MANDY,
ABOUT THIS SPITTING THING.
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AWESOME!
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ACH-PHTOO!
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I'M WITH YOU.
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I AIN'T TAKIN'
NO STINKIN' TEST!
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[SLURP]
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- NO TEST, NO TEST, NO TEST!
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- NO TEST, NO TEST.
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- NO TEST.
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- CLASS.
ORDER, ORDER.
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- ACH-PHTOO!
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- NO TEST.
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- CHILDREN!!
BACK TO YOUR SEATS.
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AAAHHH!
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[SCREAMING, CRASHING]
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- MEOWW.
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- THAT'S RIGHT, MILKSHAKES.
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ANARCHY!!!
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[SPLASH]
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- UH, GRIM.
HELP.
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- FILTHY BUGS.
THEY THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE!
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- I SEEM TO HAVE
ZIPPED MY HEAD ONTO A FLY.
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- HMMM, YOU DO LOOK
A LITTLE FLUSHED, MANDY.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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AH, HAROLD,
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
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- THANKS, GRIM,
OLD BUDDY, I OWE YOU ONE.
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- CAN I GET
A COURTESY FLUSH HERE?
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THE ZIPPER BROKE,
AND I LOST THE HANDLE
IN A DUMPSTER AT SCHOOL.
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- THIS IS ALL JUST
A COMMON WARDROBE MALFUNCTION,
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MANDY.
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GET
THE PIECES OF THE ZIPPER BACK
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AND FIND YOUR BODY.
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THOUGH, I MUST SAY,
THIS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.
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- WOW, MANDY,
I KNEW YOU WERE DIFFERENT,
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BUT NOW YOU'RE HARD CORE.
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AAAHHH!
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- HEY, SPERG, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- SHUT UP, NERD.
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I THINK SHE JUST NAMED ME
SECOND IN COMMAND.
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[KIDS CHATTERING AT ONCE]
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- [BUZZ]
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- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER.
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- I'LL BE HER OFFICIAL
INTERPRETATOR.
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- [BUZZ]
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- AHEM, SHE'S TRYING TO TELL US
TO GET BACK TO NATURE,
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TO NOT BE AFRAID
TO GET ALL DIRTY AND GROSS,
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TO GET BACK TO OUR ROOTS
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AS GRUBBY,
FILTHY LITTLE CHILDRENS.
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- [BUZZ]
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- AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
FOR ALL!
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LET'S GO!
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[SCREAMING]
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- HEY, BRING ME BACK
A CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL.
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- GREAT, THE ZIPPER HANDLE
WAS IN THAT DUMPSTER.
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WELL, GRIM,
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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GET IN HERE AND DIG.
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- NO WAY.
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I SAID I'D HELP,
NOT WALLOW IN FILTH.
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- GRIMMMM!
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- GRIM, USE YOUR SCYTHE TO CLEAN
SOME OF THIS TRASH AWAY.
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- I'M THE GRIM REAPER,
NOT A JANITOR.
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I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEVER
FIND THAT PIECE OF ZIPPER NOW.
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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- YOU SHOULD TRY
THE BANANA PEELS
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SOAKED IN COFFEE GROUNDS
AND WEEK-OLD HAMBURGER, GRIM.
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IT'S REALLY NOT HALF BAD.
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- OHH!
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- [BURP]
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- QUICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
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BEFORE I THROW UP
FROM HAVING TO WATCH YOU
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EAT MORE TRASH.
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[BANGING]
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- AS YOU ALL KNOW,
MINDY IS OUR CLASS PRESIDENT.
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- YEAH, BUT SINCE SHE
DOESN'T TALK MUCH ANYMORE,
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WE DON'T NEED HER.
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[CRASH]
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- SEE YA, MINDY.
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- THIS SCHOOL
IS UNDER NEW LEADERSHIP.
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BEHOLD OUR NEW CLASS PRESIDENT!
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MANDY!!
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[CHEERING]
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IF ANYONE OBJECTS
TO THIS REGIME CHANGE,
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SPEAK NOW
OR FOREVER HOLD THY TONGUE!
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- UH, MANDY LOOKS
KIND OF FUNNY.
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ESPECIALLY--AACH!
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I LOVE MANDY!
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- WE WILL NOW ACCEPT OFFERINGS
OF MONEY AND/OR CANDY!
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- NOT SO FAST.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- PERFECT.
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- I'M GONE FOR A SPLIT SECOND,
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AND YOU TURN INTO
A BUNCH OF DEGENERATE SAVAGES.
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YOU, STRAIGHTEN YOUR UNIFORM.
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DROP AND GIVE ME 20.
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BILLY, SPIT SHINE MY SHOES.
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- YOU BETCHA, MANDY!
PHTOO!
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- AS FOR YOU, MINDY.
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I LIKE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
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- [MUFFLED SCREAMS]
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- HERE, BONEHEAD, 20 BUCKS.
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THAT'S FOR KEEPING QUIET
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ABOUT ME EATING
15 METRIC TONS OF GARBAGE.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
EXCELLENT.
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I GET 20 BIG ONES,
AND EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.
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- [YAPPING]
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- TAKE THAT, BLACK BART.
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HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- [YELPING]
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- BLACK BART?
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- AAAHH!
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WATER UP MY NOSE!
WATER UP MY NOSE!
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- HA HA, WHAT A DWEEB.
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- TA DAAAA!
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- HEY, THAT'S MY MASK.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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AND NOW, WATCH ME DIVE
INTO THIS ITTY BITTY POOL
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FROM ATOP THE BIG OLD TREE.
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- YOU BETTER NOT, BILLY.
YOU MIGHT BREAK YOUR NECK.
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- GO FOR IT, BILLY.
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- I WILL NOW PERFORM
A PERFECT SWAN DIVEY.
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- GO AHEAD, YOU LITTLE TWERP.
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MAKE MY DAY!
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AH HA HA HA HA HA...
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HUH?
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EH, HEH HEH,
PROBABLY NOTHING.
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- CANNONBALL!!
246
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,040
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
247
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,503
SO, HOW DID I LOOK?
248
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,003
HEY, THIS IS NOT
MY BEAUTIFUL POOL.
249
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,753
IT'S ALL SWAMPY
AND CREEPY,
250
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,793
AND SOME WEIRDO'S
PLAYING A BANJO.
251
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,415
[PLAYING CHORDS]
252
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,330
I THINK I'LL JUST
GO BACK THE WAY I CAME.
253
00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,327
TA DA! I'M BACK!
254
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,377
HEY, MANDY, HEY, GRIM,
NICE DIVE, HUH?
255
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,708
- RIBBIT.
256
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,710
[SNIFFING]
257
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,002
- I SMELL PIE.
258
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,083
- AIN'T HAD NARY A NIBBLE
THE WHOLE DANG DAY.
259
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:47,577
IT COULD BE
I'M USING INFERIOR BAIT.
260
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
- AAAHHHH!
261
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,173
- PIE!!
262
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,170
- GRRRRRR.
263
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,170
- WHAT'S OUT THERE, TIN CAN?
264
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,580
PHTOOEY.
265
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,207
I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE,
VARMINT, AND I'M GONNA GET YA!
266
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:02,542
- I'M NOT A VARMINT!
I MEAN, RIBBIT, RIBBIT.
267
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,535
- HEAR THAT TIN CAN?
FLUSH HIM OUT, BOY.
268
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,705
[DOG HOWLING]
269
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,582
- EEE, I'M OUT OF HERE.
270
00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:20,043
THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE
AN OPENING HERE SOMEWHERE.
271
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,668
PIE!
272
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,043
[REEL WHIRRING]
273
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,955
- GOTCHA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
274
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:36,997
WELL, DOG MY CATS.
WHAT KIND OF A CRITTER IS THIS?
275
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:41,213
- EEGH, I'M BILLY.
DO YOU HAVE PIE?
276
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:42,632
- I'M GRANNY APPLECHEEKS.
277
00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,328
I MAKE THE BEST DANG PIE
IN 5 COUNTIES.
278
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:48,577
MAN, I'VE PUT EVERYTHING
INTO A PIE AT ONE TIME
279
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,627
OR ANOTHER.
280
00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,788
FRUITS, BERRIES,
BIRDS, FISH, CRITTERS.
281
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:56,165
BUT I AIN'T NEVER MADE
NO BILLY PIE AFORE.
282
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:56,880
HA HA!
283
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:57,998
- AAAHHH!
284
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,833
HEY, DON'T WE NEED
TO FATTEN ME UP, FIRST?
285
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:03,327
- WHY, SURE.
THAT'S PLUMB GOOD THINKING.
286
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:08,207
HOW 'BOUT WE START
WITH A NICE PIECE OF
RHUBARB PIE A LA MODE?
287
00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:11,002
OR MAYBE YOU'D
PREFER COCONUT CREAM.
288
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,383
- WITH PICKLES?
289
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,668
- SURE.
WHAT THE HECK?
290
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,630
- SUH-WEEET!
291
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,458
- THAT'S ONLY
10 INCHES OF WATER.
292
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:21,002
- HE DEFINITELY
SHOULD HAVE COME UP BY NOW.
293
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,083
- YOU THINK?
294
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,207
- I DON'T SEE HIM.
295
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:25,832
UH-OH.
296
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,207
NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
297
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:32,422
A COSMIC SINKHOLE
THAT CAN SUCK YOU UP
AND SPIT YOU OUT
298
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,630
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
299
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,418
OR ANY OTHER WORLD,
FOR THAT MATTER.
300
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,540
IT MUST HAVE OPENED UP
301
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,205
WHEN THAT SUNBEAM
REFLECTED OFF ME SCYTHE.
302
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,792
BAD LUCK FOR BILLY.
303
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:41,995
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
304
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,633
- I MEAN, BILLY COULD BE LOST
FOR A LONG TIME,
305
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,168
HOPPING FROM PUDDLE TO PUDDLE,
306
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,130
TRYING TO FIND
HIS WAY BACK HOME.
307
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,378
AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE
IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU, NEITHER.
308
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,168
HE COULD BE RIGHT NEXT DOOR
IN THE NEIGHBOR'S TOILET.
309
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,630
OR A KOI POND IN KYOTO.
310
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:58,038
HE'S A GONE GOPHER,
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
311
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,325
- HE CAN'T BE A GONE GOPHER.
312
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:03,167
HE'S MY SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO AFTER HIM.
313
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:08,080
- MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
DIGGIN' THE STRONG VIBE
I'VE BEEN PUTTIN' OUT THERE.
314
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,707
- JUST JUMP IN THE POOL.
315
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:11,082
- I'M TELLIN' YOU, MANDY,
316
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:14,417
WHEREVER IT GOES,
IT CAN'T BE GOOD.
317
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,957
HEEEE-YAAAHAA!
318
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,082
- AND DON'T
PUNCTURE THE POOL
ON YOUR WAY IN.
319
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,417
- RIGHT.
320
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:30,627
- HOLY CRUD,
THIS POOL MUST BE MAGIC.
321
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:33,168
AH HA! HEY!
322
00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:40,042
[BANJO PLAYING]
323
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:40,995
- [BURP]
324
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,043
- WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED.
BILLY PIE.
325
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,125
NOTHIN' TO IT.
AND I GOT ALL THE FIXINGS.
326
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:52,078
- I LIKE PIE.
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
327
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,377
- [SNIFFING]
328
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,668
I SMELL SOMETHING COOKIN'.
329
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,380
- SMELLS LIKE PIE.
330
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,628
- YUM.
331
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:09,082
- YOU SIT RIGHT THERE
WHILE I CHECK ON THEM PIES.
332
00:17:09,167 --> 00:17:10,077
- I LIKE PIE.
333
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,207
PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
334
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,212
[GASPING]
335
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,422
- BILLY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
336
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,670
- PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
337
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,500
I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE,
I LIKE PIE, I LIKE PIE,
338
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,133
P-P-P-P-P-PIE!
PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
339
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,248
- THAT'S BILLY, ALL RIGHT.
340
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,583
HE'S ABOUT TO BE BAKED IN A PIE
BY AN EVIL OLD WITCH.
341
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:28,127
WHY DON'T WE COME BACK
IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF?
342
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,128
OWW!
343
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,418
- NOW, LET'S GET BILLY
OUT OF THERE.
344
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,420
- GRRRRRR.
345
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,170
- WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES?
346
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,130
HEY!
347
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,828
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE FAST.
348
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:39,997
- I LIKE PIE!
349
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,920
- OK, JOIN HANDS AND JUMP IN.
350
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,580
I SAID JOIN HANDS.
351
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,207
- I'LL GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS!
352
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:53,132
YOU CAN'T GO NOW!
353
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:02,293
WHAT IN SAM HILL?
I CAUGHT HIS DRAWERS.
354
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,500
- MANDY!!!
355
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:10,833
OHHHH, WISHES DO COME TRUE.
356
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,077
- GRIMMMM!
357
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:15,457
- DOES THIS MEAN
YOU WON'T SCRUB MY BACK?
358
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,632
MANDY?
359
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:20,878
- GET READY, FREDDY,
I THINK I SEE SOMETHING.
360
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:24,078
HERE IT COMES.
HERE IT COMES.
361
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:25,537
- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
362
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,285
- FREDDY, LOOK!
363
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,875
- TA DAAAA!
364
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,418
- WE GOT A LIVE ONE!
365
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,960
GET YOUR NET READY, FREDDY.
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
366
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:33,882
- WHAT?
367
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,038
- I SAID DON'T
LET HIM GET AWAY.
368
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,075
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
369
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,457
- DON'T MESS THIS UP,
YOU NINCOMPOOP.
370
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:42,082
- HOW COULD YOU POOP
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
371
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,827
- I DIDN'T SAY POOP!
372
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:47,707
NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE ME
FORGET WHAT I WAS SAYING.
373
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,632
- LIGHTEN UP, LOUIE, WE GOT HIM.
374
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,958
- WHAT IS IT?
375
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:53,212
- [SQUEAK]
376
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:56,082
- IT'S A WEINER DOG.
377
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,037
- SCORE!
- SCORE!
378
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,665
- WE'LL MAKE MILLIONS.
379
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,040
- I LIKE PIE.
380
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:08,205
- OH, MAGIC POOL,
TAKE ME AWAY TO A LAND
WHERE COOLNESS REINS.
381
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,633
STUPID MAGIC POOL.
382
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,128
I'VE GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOUR COSMIC SINKHOLE.
383
00:19:15,208 --> 00:19:16,538
[FARTING]
384
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,165
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
385
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,170
HEY, THAT'S NOT ME.
386
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:23,920
AH! SOMETHING'S COMING UP.
387
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,040
- GRIMMMM!
388
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,575
- WHOO-HOO!
WE MADE IT!
389
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,577
IT GOT A LITTLE DICEY THERE,
I DON'T MIND SAYING, BUT--
390
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,957
- WHERE THE HECK IS BILLY?
391
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,212
- WELL, NOW, I TOLD YOU
TO HOLD HANDS BEFORE YOU JUMP,
392
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,082
BUT WOULD YOU LISTEN?
393
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,632
- IT'S A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE.
394
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,328
IT'S BILLY.
HE'S RUNNING WITH WIENERS.
395
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,497
- YOU MEAN IRWIN AND PUD'N?
396
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:51,133
- I MEAN WEINER DOGS.
LET'S GO TO THE RACES.
397
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,418
FOLLOW THAT BOTTLE.
398
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,210
[CLANG]
399
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,170
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
400
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,920
I THINK WE'RE
GOING TO NEED A PLAN.
401
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,210
- ONE MILLION SMACKEROOS
FOR THE WINNER OF THIS RACE.
402
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,962
BUT WHAT WEINER
WILL WASSLE AWAY THE TITLE
403
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,422
FROM THAT DASHING DACHSHUND?
404
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,670
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT, DAN?
405
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:18,040
- HA HA HA HA!
YOU SAID WASSLE.
406
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,035
- DID NOT.
407
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,785
- DID SO--GOOD GOSH!
408
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:25,745
YOUR NOSE!
OHHHH! I'M GONNA PUKE!
409
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,833
- WELL, I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW
410
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,537
TILL THEY CROSS
THE FINISH LINE, FOLKS.
411
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,205
- I LOVE A GOOD RACE.
412
00:20:31,042 --> 00:20:33,212
- WE'RE LOOKING FOR BILLY.
413
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:35,042
- HEY, MANDY.
HI, GRIM.
414
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:35,955
- BILLY?
415
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:38,172
[CROWD CHEERING]
416
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,167
[BELL RINGING]
417
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,460
- AND THEY'RE OFF!
418
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,042
ROOSTER TAKES THE EARLY LEAD
419
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,825
WITH MAMA'S LITTLE MAN
ON HIS SHOULDER.
420
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,997
AND HERE COMES
BILLY THE WONDER WIENER
421
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,463
MAKING HIS MOVE
AROUND THE OUTSIDE.
422
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,922
- RUN, YOU LITTLE WIENER!
423
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,080
MAKE US RICH!
424
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:59,287
- GO, BILLY, GO!
425
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:04,293
- [SNIFFING]
426
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,075
PIE!
427
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,075
- WELL DONE, MANDY.
428
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,627
YOUR PLAN
IS WORKING LIKE A CHARM.
429
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:16,708
- WHAT PLAN?
WE NEVER MADE A PLAN.
430
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,502
- AND THE FLYING PIE
HAS TAKEN THE LEAD.
431
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,333
HERE COMES LIGHTNING.
432
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:23,707
LIGHTNING TAKES THE PIE.
433
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:26,002
BILLY IS A LENGTH
BEHIND THE HALF-LINK.
434
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,583
AND THE PACK OF WIENERS
ARE RIGHT BEHIND.
435
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,327
- IS THAT THE RIGHT CRATER?
436
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,957
- THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME.
437
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,540
- GOTCHA, YOU VARMINTS.
438
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:40,995
NOW I CAN MAKE THAT BILLY PIE
I'VE BEEN HANKERING FOR.
439
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,003
AND--
440
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,173
- [ROAR]
441
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,040
- THERE'S MY TRUNKS.
442
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,543
HEY, GRIM, I BROUGHT PIE.
443
00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,542
- I KNEW YOU'D BE BACK.
444
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:03,922
GOSH.
445
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,080
AAAAAHHHH!
446
00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:08,127
WIENERS.
447
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:17,173
- AAAAAHHH!
448
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:19,418
- ARF ARF ARF!
449
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,040
- I'LL GET YOU, YOU VARMINTS!
450
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,380
- I JUST DON'T GET
451
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,458
AMERICAN CARTOONS.
452
00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:31,082
THEY ARE SO WEIRD.
453
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:32,577
- DID YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?
454
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,707
- HA HA HA.
HEY, GUYS.
455
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,752
UH, HA HA, NICE HOT TUB.
456
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,833
SO, HOW'S LIFE
BEEN TREATING YOU, MAN?
457
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:41,207
WHOOPS.
HA HA.
458
00:22:41,042 --> 00:22:43,382
DON'T WORRY, MAN,
HE'LL BE FINE.
459
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,208
HE'S GOOD FOR ANOTHER 6 WEEKS.
460
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:46,172
I'LL JUST BE GOING NOW.
461
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,540
SAYONARA.
462
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:51,575
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
463
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:56,748
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