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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
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- HA HA HA HA HA!
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- TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.
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- FUN PLUS ADVENTURE
EQUALS MATH,
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SO JOIN THE MATH CLUB TODAY.
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- HARK!
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WHAT LIGHT THROUGH
YONDER WINDOW BREAKS?
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'TIS THE DRAMA CLUB!
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JOIN OUR MERRY TROUPE TODAY!
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- HEY, JOIN THE FRENCH CLUB...
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OR NOT.
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I DON'T CARE.
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IN FACT, WHO NEEDS YOU?
GO AWAY.
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- THIS IS SO EXCITING!
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- YEAH. SCHOOL CLUB
RECRUITMENT DAY IS DA BOMB.
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- PICKING A CLUB TO JOIN IS
LIKE PICKING A BOOGER.
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EVERYONE IS A WINNER.
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- I'M GONNA JOIN
THE MACRAME CLUB, YO.
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- WHAT'S MAGGOT MACE?
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- MACRAME IS THE FINE ART
OF CREATING COARSE LACEWORK
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BY WEAVING AND KNOTTING CORDS
INTO A PATTERN.
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I'M DOING IT TO MEET
THE CHICKS!
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- CHICKS?
I LOVES CHICKS!
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[CHICKS CHIRPING]
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[HOEDOWN MUSIC PLAYING]
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[CHIRPING STOPS,
MUSIC CONTINUES]
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MANDY? IRWIN?
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HEY, KID!
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DID YOU SEE WHERE
MY FRIENDS WENT?
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OH!
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"JR. C.I....A!"
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HOW DO I JOIN?
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- THAT'S CLASSIFIED.
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- WELL, WHAT WOULD I GET TO DO?
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- THAT'S CLASSIFIED.
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- WELL, DO YOU AT LEAST SERVE
GOOD REFRESHMENT?
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- HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
SEND IN THE CLEANERS.
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[GEIGER COUNTER CRACKLING]
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MOVE ALONG.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
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- SO, YOU THINK I GOT
WHAT IT TAKES?
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- YOU SURE DO.
WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
PLUMBERS OF AMERICA.
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- WANT TO JOIN
THE ALPACA FARMERS CLUB?
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YOU'LL GET USED TO THE SMELL.
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NOT REALLY.
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- HMM. CURIOUS.
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- [ALL HISSING]
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- CLOSE THE CURTAIN!
CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!
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NO, WAIT! COME BACK!
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DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT KIND OF A CLUB THIS IS?
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- WHAT KIND OF A CLUB IS IT?
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- IT IS A SECRET CLUB.
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NO, WAIT! COME BACK!
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DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
HOW TO JOIN?
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- OK, HOW DO I JOIN?
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- NO ONE JOINS.
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NO, WAIT! COME BACK!
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YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU CAN
ANSWER THIS RIDDLE:
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WHAT IS--WAIT! COME BACK!
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YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU FIRST
PROVE YOURSELF BY--
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OK, YOU'RE IN.
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- WHAT KIND OF STUPID CLUB
IS THIS ANYWAY?
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- WE ARE NONE OTHER THAN
THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB.
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[SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING]
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- SECRET SNAKE CLUB, HUH?
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WELL, I GUESS IT BEATS
THE CABBAGE CLUB.
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- AH, NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN
THE CABBAGE CLUB.
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- SO, DO YOU LIKE
OUR SECRET LAIR?
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- YEP. IT'S A BASEMENT.
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- YEAH, I WANTED TO PUT UP
SOME COOL DECORATIONS,
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BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME
'CAUSE GRANDMA LIVES DOWN HERE.
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- WE'VE NEVER HAD
A G-GIRL DOWN HERE BEFORE.
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- Y-YOU ARE A GIRL,
AREN'T YOU?
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- I'M OUT OF HERE.
- NO, WAIT!
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PLEASE HELP YOURSELF
TO SOME FORBIDDEN SNAKE SNACKS.
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YES, FORBIDDEN,
LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
IN THIS CLUB.
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THE RECIPE IS
A CAREFULLY GUARDED,
DARK SECRET.
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- ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST
RICE CRUNCHIES MIXED WITH
MARSHMALLOWS AND BUTTER.
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- OH, THAT IS JUST GREAT!
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE AWAY
ALL OF OUR DARK SECRETS?
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- SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
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- WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SHUT UP!
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- WELL, I AM NOT
GOING TO, EITHER.
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MANDY, I WOULD LIKE
TO APOLOGIZE FOR JEROME HERE.
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- HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO USE MY REAL NAME!
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WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING
COOL CODE NAMES IF WE'RE
NOT EVEN GONNA USE 'EM?
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- OH, YEAH. I FORGOT
TO MENTION THAT WE ALL
GET SECRET CODE NAMES.
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- WOW.
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- THIS IS VIPER.
HE'S LEVEL 8.
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THIS IS KING COBRA.
HE IS LEVEL 7.
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AND I AM KNOWN
AS WIGGLY.
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I AM LEVEL 20.
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- WIGGLY?
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YOUR CODE NAME IS WIGGLY?
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- WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT IS SHORT FOR--
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- SAY, MAN, HOW COME
YOU'RE LEVEL 20
AND I'M ONLY LEVEL 8?
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I'VE BEEN IN THIS CLUB
AS LONG AS YOU HAVE!
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- BECAUSE, JEROME--VIPER,
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THIS IS THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB.
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AND SINCE I AM THE ONLY ONE
WHO ACTUALLY OWNS A SNAKE,
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I LEVEL UP FASTER.
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- [SCOFFS]
YEAH, BUT OUR MEETINGS
ARE ALWAYS AT MY HOUSE,
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AND I SPENT TWO HOURS MAKING
THOSE CRUNCHY TREATS!
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- BUT THIS ISN'T THE SECRET
BASEMENT AND CRUNCHY TREATS
CLUB, NOW, IS IT?
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- SHUT UP.
- YOU SHUT UP.
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
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- SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
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- SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
- SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
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- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
- NO, YOU SHUT UP.
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- SHUT UP.
- SHUT UP.
- SHUT UP!
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- NO, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
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- SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN
OUR ORGANIZATION.
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- WHAT ORGANIZATION?
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- THE C.I.A.
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- J, K, L, M, N, O, P!
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- WAIT. WHAT?
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- Q, R, S, P, U, T!
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♪ NOW I KNOW MY ABCs,
NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING
WITH ME? ♪
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- DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN US?
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- I HAVE A RASH ON MY BUTT.
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- O...K.
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- MY MOM SAYS NOT TO TOUCH IT,
BUT I TOUCH IT ANYWAY.
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PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM.
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- UH, SURE.
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- ARE YOU INVISIBLE?
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- NO, BILLY, I'M IN
A DIFFERENT ROOM.
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- THE BATHROOM?
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- BILLY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
IF WE WIPED YOUR MIND
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AND TURNED YOU INTO
A COVERT WARRIOR?
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- I LIKE FRENCH FRIES!
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- HE'S PERFECT.
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WHAT THE--
HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?
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SOMEONE IS SO FIRED OVER THIS!
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS A GOOD CARD.
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- YEAH. IT HAS GOT
60 HIT POINTS AND--
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- HEY, NERD BURGLARS,
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I'VE BEEN HERE 3 HOURS NOW
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AND I'VE STILL YET TO SEE
ANYTHING THAT LOOKS AT ALL
LIKE A REAL SNAKE.
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- MY CRUNCHY TREATS LOOK
LIKE SNAKES.
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- NO, YOUR CRUNCHY TREATS
LOOK LIKE POO.
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- PATIENCE, MANDY.
ALL WILL BE REVEALED SOON.
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SEE, WE ARE A SECRET CLUB
BECAUSE OF OUR AGENDA.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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IT IS A DARK AGENDA.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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IT IS AN AGENDA...
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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SOME OTHER CLUBS
MAY NOT AGREE WITH.
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- HEY! I WANT TO TRY THAT!
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AGENDA!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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NICE.
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- MANDY, YOU MAY FIND THIS
HARD TO BELIEVE,
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BUT WE ARE NOT WHAT
YOU'D CALL "POPULAR."
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YES, I KNOW. SHOCKING.
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DAILY, WE MUST ENDURE
ALL MANNER OF TEASING:
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WEDGIES, NOOGIES,
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SWIRLIES.
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- AGENDA.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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- STOP IT!
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OK, NEW CLUB RULE.
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FROM NOW ON, I AM THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN SAY THE WORD "AGENDA."
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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YOU GOT THAT?
NOW, WHERE WAS I?
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GREAT! NOW I HAVE LOST
MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!
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THANKS A LOT, VIPER!
LET'S SEE.
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I COVERED CODE NAMES,
DARK AGENDA, WEDGIES,
CRUNCHY TREATS.
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- MACRAME CLUB HAS GOT
TO BE MORE FUN THAN THIS.
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- IRWIN, LOOK AT
THE POT HOLDER I MADE.
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[GIGGLING]
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- EXCELLENT WORK, CAROL,
BUT CHECK THIS, YO.
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- [GASPS]
OH, IRWIN!
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THAT'S AMAZING!
[GIGGLES]
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- I AM A MACRAME GOD.
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WORSHIP ME. WORSHIP ME!
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- I TAKE THAT BACK.
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- OH, WAIT.
I REMEMBER NOW.
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I WAS EXPLAINING
THE WHOLE SNAKE CONNECTION.
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THE STORY GOES BACK HUNDREDS
AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
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KING COBRA, IF YOU WILL.
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[PLAYING SLOW TUNE]
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[AS BOB DYLAN]
- ♪ IN A TIME
FORGOTTEN LONG AGO ♪
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♪ A WORLD WHERE
PEOPLE MOVED ALL SLOW ♪
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♪ AND THERE WAS
NO SUCH THING AS A TV SHOW ♪
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♪ THAT'S WHERE WE'LL GO
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♪ OH, IN THE ANCIENT JUNGLES
OF CANADA, SEE? ♪
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00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:33,208
♪ NERDS ROMPED WILD,
ROAMED STRONG AND FREE ♪
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♪ AND SPENT THEIR DAYS
DRINKING HERBAL TEA ♪
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♪ AND THEY WERE HAPPY
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♪ BECAUSE SOMEONE
PROTECTED THEM WITH PRIDE ♪
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♪ HE MADE THE BULLIES RUN
AND HIDE ♪
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00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:55,883
♪ OH, THEY'D WIND UP
ON HIS INSIDE,
OH, WHAT A RIDE ♪
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♪ AND HIS NAME WAS
THE GREAT SNAKE SHNISSUGAH ♪
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00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:06,003
♪ NO ONE COULD MISTAKE
SHNISSUGAH ♪
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00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,213
♪ HIS HOUSE WAS NEAR LAKE--
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00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,632
- ONTARIO.
- ♪ SHNISSUGAH
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00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:16,128
♪ CHILDREN SING SHNISSUGAH
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00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,208
♪ ONE DAY SOON,
HE'LL COME BACK AGAIN ♪
203
00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,672
♪ TO THIS WORLD
OF NERD-HATING MEN ♪
204
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:27,670
♪ AND TIME NOW WILL BE
LIKE TIME THEN TIMES TEN ♪
205
00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,707
- SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,382
WE'VE GOT A DEMO TAPE
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT
FOR YOUR FRIENDS.
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00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:39,128
- WAIT. YOU'RE TELLING ME
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS
STUPID CLUB--
208
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:42,248
- IS TO RESURRECT
AN ANCIENT SNAKE CREATURE
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00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,753
AND MAKE HIM EAT
THE COOL KIDS, YES.
210
00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,083
- AND JUST HOW DO YOU
PROPOSE TO DO THAT?
211
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:52,667
- WELL, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED
ALL THE NECESSARY MATERIALS
FOR HIS ARRIVAL:
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00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:56,080
A GIANT HEAT LAMP,
SOME CRICKET PATE...
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00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,077
[CRICKET CHIRPING]
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AND A 2-GIGAHERTZ SLENTIUM PC
WITH DVD-R DRIVE.
215
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:07,713
THE ONLY PIECE WE ARE HAVING
A HARD TIME FINDING IS
THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD.
216
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:11,672
I MEAN, WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO FIND THAT?
217
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,210
- OK, WE'VE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT THESE LIVING CONDITIONS.
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00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:17,582
WHEN AM I GETTING
A REAL ROOM TO STAY IN?
219
00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,957
I HATE IT OUT HERE!
IT'S TOO HOT!
220
00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,922
AIN'T NO RUNNING WATER--
[MACHINE GUN FIRE]
221
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,290
AND THE STUPID RED BARON KEEPS
FLYING BY AND SHOOTING AT ME.
222
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,665
HMMPH!
223
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:32,000
HEY, WHY ARE THEM NERDS
STANDING BEHIND YOU?
224
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,133
WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?
225
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,958
- TO BRING ABOUT THE SECOND
COMING OF SCHNISSI--
226
00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:40,212
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THE BIG CANADIAN DIRT SNAKE.
227
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,672
BUT WHY AM I DOING THIS?
228
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:46,000
- BECAUSE I RENTED YOU OUT
TO THESE DORKS FOR $20 AN HOUR.
229
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,333
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
230
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,167
- THIS IS SO EXCITING!
ALL OUR DREAMS ARE
ABOUT TO COME TRUE!
231
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,290
- YES, COMBINING
THE POWER OF THE INTERNET
AND THE UNDERWORLD.
232
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,915
- HEY, LOOK, YOU MIND NOT
BREATHING ALL OVER ME, MAN?
233
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,210
I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE.
234
00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:07,882
- OK, SO NOW GO TO
WWW.SHNISSUGAH.COM.
235
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:14,165
- WHEW. KID NEVER HEARD
OF MOUTHWASH.
IS THIS THE WEB SITE?
236
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,420
- NO, YOU TYPED IT WRONG.
THERE ARE TWO S's--
237
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,960
- WHOA!
- [MONKEY SCREECHING]
238
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:22,502
HEY, NOW, DON'T LOOK AT THIS!
THIS ISN'T FOR CHILDREN TO SEE.
239
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,883
I'D BETTER CLOSE THIS WINDOW.
240
00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,078
[SCREECHING STOPS]
241
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,037
STUPID COMPUTER FROZE UP.
242
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,825
HANG ON. I'LL REBOOT.
243
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,878
THIS IS PROBABLY GOING
TO TAKE A MINUTE.
244
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,708
[COMPUTER DIALING UP]
245
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,252
STILL JUST LOADING UP.
246
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,288
OK, GOOD. NOW WE--
247
00:13:56,542 --> 00:14:01,042
OH, WAIT.
IT'S NOT DONE YET.
248
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,880
[SIGHS]
SO, UH, ANYONE SEEN
ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY?
249
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:08,998
- JUST LAST WEEKEND I SAW--
- OH, WAIT! IT'S READY NOW.
250
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,293
[SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING]
251
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,538
OK, GOOD. HERE WE--
252
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,125
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
253
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,998
THING FROZE UP AGAIN!
254
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:24,793
- THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WISH
BILLY WAS HERE.
255
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:29,792
- YOU C.I.A. JERKS AIN'T
NEVER GONNA CATCH ME.
256
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,825
[LAUGHING]
257
00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:36,417
- LEAKY COLLON,
YOU ARE WANTED BY
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.
258
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,540
PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY.
259
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:39,785
- NO!
260
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,955
- DARN IT!
THAT USUALLY WORKS.
261
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,378
[CRASH]
262
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,168
[MEN SHOUTING]
263
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,250
- HA HA HA HA!
264
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,883
NO ONE CAN STOP LEAKY COLLON.
SAY WHAT?
265
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:09,708
- LEAKY COLLON,
IT'S TIME TO STOP RUNNING!
266
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,125
- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY UNIBROW?
267
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,038
WITHOUT IT, I AM POWERLESS!
268
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,995
AAAH!
269
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,998
OUCH.
270
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:34,208
[SHIP'S HORN BLOWING]
271
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,205
- LOOKS LIKE A MESSY END
FOR LEAKY COLLON,
272
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:58,212
BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
DON'T EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES.
273
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,712
- GOOD WORK,
JUNIOR AGENT BILLY.
274
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,332
HERE'S YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT.
275
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:05,627
APPARENTLY IT'S SOME SICK CULT
OPERATING UNDER THE GUISE
OF A SCHOOL CLUB.
276
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,708
THEY'RE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
277
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:13,038
- LET'S GO SPREAD SOME FREEDOM.
278
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:17,127
- IT'S HALFWAY DONE
REBOOTING NOW.
279
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,248
- WELL, I'M OFFICIALLY
BORED TO TEARS.
280
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:24,213
I'LL LET YOU ROTODORKS
FINISH ON YOUR OWN.
281
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:31,745
- NO, MANDY, I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL BE GOING ANYWHERE.
282
00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:37,673
SEE, ONCE SOMEONE JOINS
THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB...
283
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,880
THEY CAN NEVER UNJOIN!
284
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,878
- IS "UNJOIN" EVEN
A REAL WORD?
285
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,168
- WHO CARES?
SHE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT!
286
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,040
- DON'T YELL AT ME.
- WELL, THEN, SHUT UP!
287
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,075
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
288
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,037
- YOU SHUT UP!
- NO, YOU SHUT UP!
289
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:54,035
- SHUT UP!
- HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP?
290
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:57,665
NOW, SOMEONE TELL
CAPTAIN OAF BAG HERE
TO MOVE IT,
291
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,540
OR I'M GONNA CRUMPLE HIM
LIKE A PAPER SACK.
292
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,075
- IDLE THREATS, MANDY.
293
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:07,127
I THINK IT'S TIME
YOU MET WIGGLY, JR.
294
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,578
[SNAKE HISSES]
295
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:14,037
- OH, PLEASE. THAT'S JUST
A LITTLE GARDEN SNAKE.
296
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:20,787
- ALL SHALL SUCCUMB TO
THE POWER OF THE SNAKE!
297
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,205
- GRIM, UNTIE ME, NOW!
298
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,502
- SORRY, MANDY.
I'M ON THE CLOCK.
299
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,043
HEY, IT'S READY!
300
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,165
OK. LET ME JUST ENTER THE CODE--
301
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,380
"EXTREME DORK LOSERS."
302
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,578
SCYTHE.
303
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,918
- IT'S WORKING!
IT'S REALLY WORKING!
304
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,830
- YAY.
305
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,128
- YES!
306
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,248
COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH!
307
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,883
COME AND MAKE US KINGS!
308
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:00,878
[DOOR OPENS]
309
00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:04,128
- YOU SICKOS ARE
IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE.
310
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,958
- [GASPS]
THE C.I.A. IS ON TO US!
311
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,212
RUN, GIRLS!
312
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,502
[GIRLS SCREAMING]
313
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:13,383
YOU AIN'T GETTING JACK
ON ME, YO!
314
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,998
- NO! LET HIM GO.
315
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:20,173
HE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN
THIS CLASSROOM IS ON
THE THIRD FLOOR.
316
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:25,003
WELL, WELL, WELL,
HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
317
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:29,333
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, IRWIN,
A.K.A. JIMMY THE JACKAL,
318
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:33,457
A.K.A. MR. MAGIC MUTTON CHOPS,
A.K.A. DEBBIE?
319
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:36,382
SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD
THREATEN THE WORLD
POT HOLDER MARKET
320
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,748
WITH YOUR QUALITY HANDMADE
MACRAME POT HOLDERS,
RAISING ENOUGH MONEY
321
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:42,083
TO BUY YOUR OWN SPACE LASER
AND POINT IT AT PEOPLE'S EYES,
CAUSING RETINAL DAMAGE
322
00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,287
SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO WEAR
GLASSES JUST LIKE YOU!
323
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,165
[DRAWS A DEEP BREATH]
BUT YOU FAILED.
324
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,580
- HOW DID YOU KNOW?
325
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,787
- WE HAD SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE.
326
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:52,915
- TAMMY?
327
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,040
BUT--BUT I WAS GONNA
ASK YOU OUT NEXT WEEK.
328
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,285
- GAG ME WITH A SPOON.
329
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,995
LIKE I WOULD HAVE
GONE OUT WITH YOU.
330
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,713
- ALL RIGHT, BOYS!
DRAG HIM AWAY FOR DEPROGRAMMING.
331
00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,002
- THIS ISN'T RIGHT!
332
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:09,253
THIS EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT SNAKE NERDS!
333
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,833
SNAKE NERDS!
334
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,167
- YES!
335
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,130
COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH!
336
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,498
COME AND MAKE US KINGS!
337
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,583
[DOOR OPENS]
338
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,167
- YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
A MESS DOWN HERE!
339
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,290
- PETER! THIS IS
THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME!
340
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:29,075
- WELL, I'M STILL TELLING MOM!
341
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:34,040
- HE'S EMERGING FROM THE VORTEX!
342
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:39,997
- HEY, SHNISSUGAH.
343
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,883
[LISPING]
- HEY, GRIM.
WHAT'S--WHAT'S--HOW YOU BEEN?
344
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:47,078
- OH, YOU KNOW, FORCED
INTO FRIENDSHIP WITH
A DUMB KID AND A MEAN KID.
345
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:47,917
AND YOU?
346
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,080
- SHEESH. NOT SO GOOD.
347
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,377
TRAVELING THROUGH THE INTERNET
ALWAYS MAKES ME NAUSEOUS.
348
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,128
YOU GOT ANY BICARBONATE OF SODA
AROUND HERE?
349
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,748
- THAT'S SHNISSUGAH?
350
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,923
BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE,
LIKE, 8 KILOMETERS LONG!
351
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,710
- ACTUALLY, IT'S 8 CENTIMETERS.
352
00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:07,132
SOMETIMES, WITH THOSE METRIC
PREFIXES, THERE TENDS TO BE
A LITTLE--HEH--CONFUSION.
353
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,668
- WELL, ARE YOU AT LEAST GONNA
EAT ALL THE COOL KIDS?
354
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,500
- WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY
IN THE HEAD?
355
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,043
COOL KIDS ARE FULL
OF TRANS-FATTY ACIDS.
356
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,375
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT
WOULD DO TO MY INDIGESTION?
357
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:22,038
BUT I GUESS I COULD MAYBE,
YOU KNOW, LIKE, BITE THEM
ON THE BIG TOE IF YOU WANT.
358
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,575
- WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO?
359
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,417
- WELL, IT WOULD MAKE IT
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
TO WALK AROUND.
360
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,500
SAY, THERE AREN'T ANY CATS
RUNNING AROUND HERE, ARE THERE?
361
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:34,253
BECAUSE I'M REALLY, REALLY
ALLERGIC TO CATS.
362
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,455
OH, NO! THAT POOR GIRL,
ALL TIED UP!
363
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,042
WAIT. THAT IS A GIRL, RIGHT?
364
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:45,325
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
UNTIE HER RIGHT NOW!
365
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:47,922
SHAME ON YOU NERDS!
366
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,920
YOU DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN PEOPLE HARASS YOU.
367
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,040
WHY WOULD YOU DO IT
TO OTHERS, ESPECIALLY A GIRL?
368
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,705
YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.
369
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,542
- YEAH, YOU DISGUST ME, TOO.
370
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,035
YOU'RE ALL OLD ENOUGH,
SO WEAR SOME DEODORANT!
371
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,165
I'VE BEEN TRYING NOT TO VOMIT
IN ME OWN MOUTH ALL DAY!
372
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,630
- LISTEN, GRIM, I GOT TO RUN.
I'VE GOT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
373
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,788
THEY'RE SUPPOSED
TO RUN SOME TESTS.
374
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:13,125
I--I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
375
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,042
- OUR WORLD HAS CRUMBLED.
376
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,165
- COMPLETELY.
377
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,500
- HEY, HAVE FUN, GUYS.
378
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,503
HA HA HA HA HA!
379
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,833
- "HAVE FUN"? WITH WHAT?
380
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:27,787
OH, NO!
381
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,075
- COVER YOUR EYES,
WIGGLY, JR.
382
00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,247
THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY.
383
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,133
[PUNCHES LANDING,
BOYS SCREAMING]
384
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,673
[SIGHS]
NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN
THE CABBAGE CLUB.
385
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,380
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
386
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:03,208
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
387
00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,462
[WHISTLING A TUNE]
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