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SCHOOL CLUB RECRUITMENT DAY IS DA BOMB. 16 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:26,827 - PICKING A CLUB TO JOIN IS LIKE PICKING A BOOGER. 17 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:28,627 EVERYONE IS A WINNER. 18 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:32,078 - I'M GONNA JOIN THE MACRAME CLUB, YO. 19 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,207 - WHAT'S MAGGOT MACE? 20 00:01:33,292 --> 00:01:37,252 - MACRAME IS THE FINE ART OF CREATING COARSE LACEWORK 21 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:41,213 BY WEAVING AND KNOTTING CORDS INTO A PATTERN. 22 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:46,127 I'M DOING IT TO MEET THE CHICKS! 23 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:50,038 - CHICKS? I LOVES CHICKS! 24 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,915 [CHICKS CHIRPING] 25 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,920 [HOEDOWN MUSIC PLAYING] 26 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:09,963 [CHIRPING STOPS, MUSIC CONTINUES] 27 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,128 MANDY? IRWIN? 28 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,248 HEY, KID! 29 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:26,173 DID YOU SEE WHERE MY FRIENDS WENT? 30 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,920 OH! 31 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,170 "JR. C.I....A!" 32 00:02:32,250 --> 00:02:33,210 HOW DO I JOIN? 33 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:34,042 - THAT'S CLASSIFIED. 34 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:35,625 - WELL, WHAT WOULD I GET TO DO? 35 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:36,878 - THAT'S CLASSIFIED. 36 00:02:36,958 --> 00:02:39,328 - WELL, DO YOU AT LEAST SERVE GOOD REFRESHMENT? 37 00:02:39,417 --> 00:02:42,417 - HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. SEND IN THE CLEANERS. 38 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,040 [GEIGER COUNTER CRACKLING] 39 00:02:49,042 --> 00:02:51,132 MOVE ALONG. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 40 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,248 - SO, YOU THINK I GOT WHAT IT TAKES? 41 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:58,753 - YOU SURE DO. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE PLUMBERS OF AMERICA. 42 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:02,333 - WANT TO JOIN THE ALPACA FARMERS CLUB? 43 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:05,997 YOU'LL GET USED TO THE SMELL. 44 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,543 NOT REALLY. 45 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:13,633 - HMM. CURIOUS. 46 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:15,833 - [ALL HISSING] 47 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:19,207 - CLOSE THE CURTAIN! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT! 48 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:21,132 NO, WAIT! COME BACK! 49 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF A CLUB THIS IS? 50 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:26,253 - WHAT KIND OF A CLUB IS IT? 51 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:30,003 - IT IS A SECRET CLUB. 52 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:31,543 NO, WAIT! COME BACK! 53 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:34,705 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO JOIN? 54 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:36,542 - OK, HOW DO I JOIN? 55 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,875 - NO ONE JOINS. 56 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:40,748 NO, WAIT! COME BACK! 57 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,633 YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU CAN ANSWER THIS RIDDLE: 58 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:47,168 WHAT IS--WAIT! COME BACK! 59 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:52,670 YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU FIRST PROVE YOURSELF BY-- 60 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,040 OK, YOU'RE IN. 61 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:57,075 - WHAT KIND OF STUPID CLUB IS THIS ANYWAY? 62 00:03:57,167 --> 00:04:01,627 - WE ARE NONE OTHER THAN THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 63 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:05,288 [SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING] 64 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,375 - SECRET SNAKE CLUB, HUH? 65 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:10,998 WELL, I GUESS IT BEATS THE CABBAGE CLUB. 66 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:15,753 - AH, NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN THE CABBAGE CLUB. 67 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:26,667 - SO, DO YOU LIKE OUR SECRET LAIR? 68 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:31,577 - YEP. IT'S A BASEMENT. 69 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,537 - YEAH, I WANTED TO PUT UP SOME COOL DECORATIONS, 70 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:38,665 BUT MY MOM WON'T LET ME 'CAUSE GRANDMA LIVES DOWN HERE. 71 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:43,710 - WE'VE NEVER HAD A G-GIRL DOWN HERE BEFORE. 72 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:45,882 - Y-YOU ARE A GIRL, AREN'T YOU? 73 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:48,708 - I'M OUT OF HERE. - NO, WAIT! 74 00:04:48,792 --> 00:04:52,462 PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO SOME FORBIDDEN SNAKE SNACKS. 75 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,002 YES, FORBIDDEN, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS CLUB. 76 00:04:56,083 --> 00:05:00,083 THE RECIPE IS A CAREFULLY GUARDED, DARK SECRET. 77 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:03,997 - ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST RICE CRUNCHIES MIXED WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND BUTTER. 78 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:05,083 - OH, THAT IS JUST GREAT! 79 00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:08,417 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE AWAY ALL OF OUR DARK SECRETS? 80 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,080 - SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 81 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:12,377 - NO, YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 82 00:05:12,458 --> 00:05:14,168 - NO, YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 83 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,920 - NO, YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 84 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,040 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SHUT UP! 85 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:21,375 - WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO, EITHER. 86 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:24,668 MANDY, I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR JEROME HERE. 87 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,080 - HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE MY REAL NAME! 88 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:31,077 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING COOL CODE NAMES IF WE'RE NOT EVEN GONNA USE 'EM? 89 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:36,037 - OH, YEAH. I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT WE ALL GET SECRET CODE NAMES. 90 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:36,915 - WOW. 91 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,380 - THIS IS VIPER. HE'S LEVEL 8. 92 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:45,168 THIS IS KING COBRA. HE IS LEVEL 7. 93 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,210 AND I AM KNOWN AS WIGGLY. 94 00:05:48,292 --> 00:05:50,502 I AM LEVEL 20. 95 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:51,923 - WIGGLY? 96 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,130 YOUR CODE NAME IS WIGGLY? 97 00:05:54,208 --> 00:05:55,418 - WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS SHORT FOR-- 98 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:58,790 - SAY, MAN, HOW COME YOU'RE LEVEL 20 AND I'M ONLY LEVEL 8? 99 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:01,165 I'VE BEEN IN THIS CLUB AS LONG AS YOU HAVE! 100 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,210 - BECAUSE, JEROME--VIPER, 101 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,082 THIS IS THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 102 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,877 AND SINCE I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY OWNS A SNAKE, 103 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:11,128 I LEVEL UP FASTER. 104 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:14,078 - [SCOFFS] YEAH, BUT OUR MEETINGS ARE ALWAYS AT MY HOUSE, 105 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:16,037 AND I SPENT TWO HOURS MAKING THOSE CRUNCHY TREATS! 106 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:22,075 - BUT THIS ISN'T THE SECRET BASEMENT AND CRUNCHY TREATS CLUB, NOW, IS IT? 107 00:06:22,167 --> 00:06:23,207 - SHUT UP. - YOU SHUT UP. 108 00:06:23,292 --> 00:06:24,582 - NO, YOU SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP. 109 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,997 - NO, YOU SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP. 110 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,503 - SHUT UP, SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 111 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,213 - SHUT UP, SHUT UP! - SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 112 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:30,382 - NO, YOU SHUT UP. - NO, YOU SHUT UP. 113 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:34,668 - SHUT UP. - SHUT UP. - SHUT UP! 114 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:38,000 - NO, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. 115 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:44,383 - SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR ORGANIZATION. 116 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,208 - WHAT ORGANIZATION? 117 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:48,292 - THE C.I.A. 118 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:51,205 - J, K, L, M, N, O, P! 119 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:52,332 - WAIT. WHAT? 120 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:53,997 - Q, R, S, P, U, T! 121 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:59,293 ♪ NOW I KNOW MY ABCs, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME? ♪ 122 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,415 - DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN US? 123 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:05,000 - I HAVE A RASH ON MY BUTT. 124 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,543 - O...K. 125 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:12,165 - MY MOM SAYS NOT TO TOUCH IT, BUT I TOUCH IT ANYWAY. 126 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:14,130 PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOM. 127 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,460 - UH, SURE. 128 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:16,502 - ARE YOU INVISIBLE? 129 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,213 - NO, BILLY, I'M IN A DIFFERENT ROOM. 130 00:07:19,042 --> 00:07:20,252 - THE BATHROOM? 131 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:24,253 - BILLY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IF WE WIPED YOUR MIND 132 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:27,883 AND TURNED YOU INTO A COVERT WARRIOR? 133 00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:29,748 - I LIKE FRENCH FRIES! 134 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:30,673 - HE'S PERFECT. 135 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,380 WHAT THE-- HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 136 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:35,458 SOMEONE IS SO FIRED OVER THIS! 137 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,882 - YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS A GOOD CARD. 138 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,668 - YEAH. IT HAS GOT 60 HIT POINTS AND-- 139 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:42,130 - HEY, NERD BURGLARS, 140 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,918 I'VE BEEN HERE 3 HOURS NOW 141 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,710 AND I'VE STILL YET TO SEE ANYTHING THAT LOOKS AT ALL LIKE A REAL SNAKE. 142 00:07:48,792 --> 00:07:52,882 - MY CRUNCHY TREATS LOOK LIKE SNAKES. 143 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:57,328 - NO, YOUR CRUNCHY TREATS LOOK LIKE POO. 144 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:02,785 - PATIENCE, MANDY. ALL WILL BE REVEALED SOON. 145 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:07,575 SEE, WE ARE A SECRET CLUB BECAUSE OF OUR AGENDA. 146 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,037 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 147 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,455 IT IS A DARK AGENDA. 148 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:13,132 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 149 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,788 IT IS AN AGENDA... 150 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:15,955 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 151 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:19,292 SOME OTHER CLUBS MAY NOT AGREE WITH. 152 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:21,495 - HEY! I WANT TO TRY THAT! 153 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:22,333 AGENDA! 154 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:24,667 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 155 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,080 NICE. 156 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:29,077 - MANDY, YOU MAY FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE, 157 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:33,577 BUT WE ARE NOT WHAT YOU'D CALL "POPULAR." 158 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:34,877 YES, I KNOW. SHOCKING. 159 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:38,128 DAILY, WE MUST ENDURE ALL MANNER OF TEASING: 160 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,788 WEDGIES, NOOGIES, 161 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,375 SWIRLIES. 162 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,578 - AGENDA. 163 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,207 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 164 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,212 - STOP IT! 165 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,462 OK, NEW CLUB RULE. 166 00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:51,582 FROM NOW ON, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAY THE WORD "AGENDA." 167 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:53,127 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 168 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,538 YOU GOT THAT? NOW, WHERE WAS I? 169 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:58,035 GREAT! NOW I HAVE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! 170 00:08:58,125 --> 00:08:59,375 THANKS A LOT, VIPER! LET'S SEE. 171 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:03,828 I COVERED CODE NAMES, DARK AGENDA, WEDGIES, CRUNCHY TREATS. 172 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:08,917 - MACRAME CLUB HAS GOT TO BE MORE FUN THAN THIS. 173 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,750 - IRWIN, LOOK AT THE POT HOLDER I MADE. 174 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:13,923 [GIGGLING] 175 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,420 - EXCELLENT WORK, CAROL, BUT CHECK THIS, YO. 176 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,630 - [GASPS] OH, IRWIN! 177 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:25,998 THAT'S AMAZING! [GIGGLES] 178 00:09:26,083 --> 00:09:28,293 - I AM A MACRAME GOD. 179 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:33,455 WORSHIP ME. WORSHIP ME! 180 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,325 - I TAKE THAT BACK. 181 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,037 - OH, WAIT. I REMEMBER NOW. 182 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,325 I WAS EXPLAINING THE WHOLE SNAKE CONNECTION. 183 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:51,497 THE STORY GOES BACK HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. 184 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:55,503 KING COBRA, IF YOU WILL. 185 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:59,457 [PLAYING SLOW TUNE] 186 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:05,882 [AS BOB DYLAN] - ♪ IN A TIME FORGOTTEN LONG AGO ♪ 187 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:10,748 ♪ A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE MOVED ALL SLOW ♪ 188 00:10:10,833 --> 00:10:15,633 ♪ AND THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS A TV SHOW ♪ 189 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:19,828 ♪ THAT'S WHERE WE'LL GO 190 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:28,133 ♪ OH, IN THE ANCIENT JUNGLES OF CANADA, SEE? ♪ 191 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:33,208 ♪ NERDS ROMPED WILD, ROAMED STRONG AND FREE ♪ 192 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:38,132 ♪ AND SPENT THEIR DAYS DRINKING HERBAL TEA ♪ 193 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:41,128 ♪ AND THEY WERE HAPPY 194 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:46,038 ♪ BECAUSE SOMEONE PROTECTED THEM WITH PRIDE ♪ 195 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:50,495 ♪ HE MADE THE BULLIES RUN AND HIDE ♪ 196 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:55,883 ♪ OH, THEY'D WIND UP ON HIS INSIDE, OH, WHAT A RIDE ♪ 197 00:10:55,958 --> 00:11:01,248 ♪ AND HIS NAME WAS THE GREAT SNAKE SHNISSUGAH ♪ 198 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:06,003 ♪ NO ONE COULD MISTAKE SHNISSUGAH ♪ 199 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,213 ♪ HIS HOUSE WAS NEAR LAKE-- 200 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:11,632 - ONTARIO. - ♪ SHNISSUGAH 201 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:16,128 ♪ CHILDREN SING SHNISSUGAH 202 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,208 ♪ ONE DAY SOON, HE'LL COME BACK AGAIN ♪ 203 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,672 ♪ TO THIS WORLD OF NERD-HATING MEN ♪ 204 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:27,670 ♪ AND TIME NOW WILL BE LIKE TIME THEN TIMES TEN ♪ 205 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,707 - SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD, DON'T YOU THINK? 206 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,382 WE'VE GOT A DEMO TAPE IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT FOR YOUR FRIENDS. 207 00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:39,128 - WAIT. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS STUPID CLUB-- 208 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:42,248 - IS TO RESURRECT AN ANCIENT SNAKE CREATURE 209 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,753 AND MAKE HIM EAT THE COOL KIDS, YES. 210 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:48,083 - AND JUST HOW DO YOU PROPOSE TO DO THAT? 211 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:52,667 - WELL, WE HAVE ASSEMBLED ALL THE NECESSARY MATERIALS FOR HIS ARRIVAL: 212 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:56,080 A GIANT HEAT LAMP, SOME CRICKET PATE... 213 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:58,077 [CRICKET CHIRPING] 214 00:11:58,167 --> 00:12:01,497 AND A 2-GIGAHERTZ SLENTIUM PC WITH DVD-R DRIVE. 215 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:07,713 THE ONLY PIECE WE ARE HAVING A HARD TIME FINDING IS THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD. 216 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:11,672 I MEAN, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND THAT? 217 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:15,210 - OK, WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THESE LIVING CONDITIONS. 218 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:17,582 WHEN AM I GETTING A REAL ROOM TO STAY IN? 219 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:19,957 I HATE IT OUT HERE! IT'S TOO HOT! 220 00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:21,922 AIN'T NO RUNNING WATER-- [MACHINE GUN FIRE] 221 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,290 AND THE STUPID RED BARON KEEPS FLYING BY AND SHOOTING AT ME. 222 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,665 HMMPH! 223 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:32,000 HEY, WHY ARE THEM NERDS STANDING BEHIND YOU? 224 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,133 WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN? 225 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,958 - TO BRING ABOUT THE SECOND COMING OF SCHNISSI-- 226 00:12:37,042 --> 00:12:40,212 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THE BIG CANADIAN DIRT SNAKE. 227 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,672 BUT WHY AM I DOING THIS? 228 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:46,000 - BECAUSE I RENTED YOU OUT TO THESE DORKS FOR $20 AN HOUR. 229 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,333 NOW GET BACK TO WORK. 230 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,167 - THIS IS SO EXCITING! ALL OUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE! 231 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:55,290 - YES, COMBINING THE POWER OF THE INTERNET AND THE UNDERWORLD. 232 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,915 - HEY, LOOK, YOU MIND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER ME, MAN? 233 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,210 I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE. 234 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:07,882 - OK, SO NOW GO TO WWW.SHNISSUGAH.COM. 235 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:14,165 - WHEW. KID NEVER HEARD OF MOUTHWASH. IS THIS THE WEB SITE? 236 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,420 - NO, YOU TYPED IT WRONG. THERE ARE TWO S's-- 237 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,960 - WHOA! - [MONKEY SCREECHING] 238 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:22,502 HEY, NOW, DON'T LOOK AT THIS! THIS ISN'T FOR CHILDREN TO SEE. 239 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,883 I'D BETTER CLOSE THIS WINDOW. 240 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:26,078 [SCREECHING STOPS] 241 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,037 STUPID COMPUTER FROZE UP. 242 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,825 HANG ON. I'LL REBOOT. 243 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,878 THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE A MINUTE. 244 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,708 [COMPUTER DIALING UP] 245 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,252 STILL JUST LOADING UP. 246 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,288 OK, GOOD. NOW WE-- 247 00:13:56,542 --> 00:14:01,042 OH, WAIT. IT'S NOT DONE YET. 248 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:05,880 [SIGHS] SO, UH, ANYONE SEEN ANY GOOD MOVIES LATELY? 249 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:08,998 - JUST LAST WEEKEND I SAW-- - OH, WAIT! IT'S READY NOW. 250 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:12,293 [SNAKE CHARMER MUSIC PLAYING] 251 00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,538 OK, GOOD. HERE WE-- 252 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,125 OH, GIVE ME A BREAK! 253 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,998 THING FROZE UP AGAIN! 254 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:24,793 - THIS ALMOST MAKES ME WISH BILLY WAS HERE. 255 00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:29,792 - YOU C.I.A. JERKS AIN'T NEVER GONNA CATCH ME. 256 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,825 [LAUGHING] 257 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:36,417 - LEAKY COLLON, YOU ARE WANTED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. 258 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,540 PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY. 259 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:39,785 - NO! 260 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,955 - DARN IT! THAT USUALLY WORKS. 261 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,378 [CRASH] 262 00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,168 [MEN SHOUTING] 263 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,250 - HA HA HA HA! 264 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,883 NO ONE CAN STOP LEAKY COLLON. SAY WHAT? 265 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:09,708 - LEAKY COLLON, IT'S TIME TO STOP RUNNING! 266 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,125 - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY UNIBROW? 267 00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,038 WITHOUT IT, I AM POWERLESS! 268 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,995 AAAH! 269 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,998 OUCH. 270 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:34,208 [SHIP'S HORN BLOWING] 271 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,205 - LOOKS LIKE A MESSY END FOR LEAKY COLLON, 272 00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:58,212 BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES. 273 00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,712 - GOOD WORK, JUNIOR AGENT BILLY. 274 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,332 HERE'S YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT. 275 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:05,627 APPARENTLY IT'S SOME SICK CULT OPERATING UNDER THE GUISE OF A SCHOOL CLUB. 276 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,708 THEY'RE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 277 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:13,038 - LET'S GO SPREAD SOME FREEDOM. 278 00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:17,127 - IT'S HALFWAY DONE REBOOTING NOW. 279 00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,248 - WELL, I'M OFFICIALLY BORED TO TEARS. 280 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:24,213 I'LL LET YOU ROTODORKS FINISH ON YOUR OWN. 281 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:31,745 - NO, MANDY, I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE GOING ANYWHERE. 282 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:37,673 SEE, ONCE SOMEONE JOINS THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB... 283 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,880 THEY CAN NEVER UNJOIN! 284 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,878 - IS "UNJOIN" EVEN A REAL WORD? 285 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,168 - WHO CARES? SHE UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT! 286 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,040 - DON'T YELL AT ME. - WELL, THEN, SHUT UP! 287 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,075 - NO, YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 288 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,037 - YOU SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP! 289 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:54,035 - SHUT UP! - HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP? 290 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:57,665 NOW, SOMEONE TELL CAPTAIN OAF BAG HERE TO MOVE IT, 291 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,540 OR I'M GONNA CRUMPLE HIM LIKE A PAPER SACK. 292 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,075 - IDLE THREATS, MANDY. 293 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:07,127 I THINK IT'S TIME YOU MET WIGGLY, JR. 294 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:08,578 [SNAKE HISSES] 295 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:14,037 - OH, PLEASE. THAT'S JUST A LITTLE GARDEN SNAKE. 296 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:20,787 - ALL SHALL SUCCUMB TO THE POWER OF THE SNAKE! 297 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,205 - GRIM, UNTIE ME, NOW! 298 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,502 - SORRY, MANDY. I'M ON THE CLOCK. 299 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,043 HEY, IT'S READY! 300 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,165 OK. LET ME JUST ENTER THE CODE-- 301 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,380 "EXTREME DORK LOSERS." 302 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:36,578 SCYTHE. 303 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,918 - IT'S WORKING! IT'S REALLY WORKING! 304 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,830 - YAY. 305 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,128 - YES! 306 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,248 COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH! 307 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,883 COME AND MAKE US KINGS! 308 00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:00,878 [DOOR OPENS] 309 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:04,128 - YOU SICKOS ARE IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE. 310 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,958 - [GASPS] THE C.I.A. IS ON TO US! 311 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,212 RUN, GIRLS! 312 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,502 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 313 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:13,383 YOU AIN'T GETTING JACK ON ME, YO! 314 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,998 - NO! LET HIM GO. 315 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:20,173 HE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS CLASSROOM IS ON THE THIRD FLOOR. 316 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:25,003 WELL, WELL, WELL, HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN. 317 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:29,333 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, IRWIN, A.K.A. JIMMY THE JACKAL, 318 00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:33,457 A.K.A. MR. MAGIC MUTTON CHOPS, A.K.A. DEBBIE? 319 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:36,382 SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD THREATEN THE WORLD POT HOLDER MARKET 320 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,748 WITH YOUR QUALITY HANDMADE MACRAME POT HOLDERS, RAISING ENOUGH MONEY 321 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:42,083 TO BUY YOUR OWN SPACE LASER AND POINT IT AT PEOPLE'S EYES, CAUSING RETINAL DAMAGE 322 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:44,287 SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES JUST LIKE YOU! 323 00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:47,165 [DRAWS A DEEP BREATH] BUT YOU FAILED. 324 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,580 - HOW DID YOU KNOW? 325 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:51,787 - WE HAD SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE. 326 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:52,915 - TAMMY? 327 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,040 BUT--BUT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU OUT NEXT WEEK. 328 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,285 - GAG ME WITH A SPOON. 329 00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,995 LIKE I WOULD HAVE GONE OUT WITH YOU. 330 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,713 - ALL RIGHT, BOYS! DRAG HIM AWAY FOR DEPROGRAMMING. 331 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:05,002 - THIS ISN'T RIGHT! 332 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:09,253 THIS EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT SNAKE NERDS! 333 00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:12,833 SNAKE NERDS! 334 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,167 - YES! 335 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,130 COME, LORD SHNISSUGAH! 336 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,498 COME AND MAKE US KINGS! 337 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:19,583 [DOOR OPENS] 338 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,167 - YOU GUYS ARE MAKING A MESS DOWN HERE! 339 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,290 - PETER! THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME! 340 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:29,075 - WELL, I'M STILL TELLING MOM! 341 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:34,040 - HE'S EMERGING FROM THE VORTEX! 342 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:39,997 - HEY, SHNISSUGAH. 343 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:41,883 [LISPING] - HEY, GRIM. WHAT'S--WHAT'S--HOW YOU BEEN? 344 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:47,078 - OH, YOU KNOW, FORCED INTO FRIENDSHIP WITH A DUMB KID AND A MEAN KID. 345 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:47,917 AND YOU? 346 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,080 - SHEESH. NOT SO GOOD. 347 00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,377 TRAVELING THROUGH THE INTERNET ALWAYS MAKES ME NAUSEOUS. 348 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,128 YOU GOT ANY BICARBONATE OF SODA AROUND HERE? 349 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,748 - THAT'S SHNISSUGAH? 350 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,923 BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, 8 KILOMETERS LONG! 351 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,710 - ACTUALLY, IT'S 8 CENTIMETERS. 352 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:07,132 SOMETIMES, WITH THOSE METRIC PREFIXES, THERE TENDS TO BE A LITTLE--HEH--CONFUSION. 353 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,668 - WELL, ARE YOU AT LEAST GONNA EAT ALL THE COOL KIDS? 354 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,500 - WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY IN THE HEAD? 355 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,043 COOL KIDS ARE FULL OF TRANS-FATTY ACIDS. 356 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,375 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO MY INDIGESTION? 357 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:22,038 BUT I GUESS I COULD MAYBE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, BITE THEM ON THE BIG TOE IF YOU WANT. 358 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:23,575 - WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO? 359 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,417 - WELL, IT WOULD MAKE IT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TO WALK AROUND. 360 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,500 SAY, THERE AREN'T ANY CATS RUNNING AROUND HERE, ARE THERE? 361 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:34,253 BECAUSE I'M REALLY, REALLY ALLERGIC TO CATS. 362 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:38,455 OH, NO! THAT POOR GIRL, ALL TIED UP! 363 00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:40,042 WAIT. THAT IS A GIRL, RIGHT? 364 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:45,325 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? UNTIE HER RIGHT NOW! 365 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:47,922 SHAME ON YOU NERDS! 366 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,920 YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE HARASS YOU. 367 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,040 WHY WOULD YOU DO IT TO OTHERS, ESPECIALLY A GIRL? 368 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,705 YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME. 369 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,542 - YEAH, YOU DISGUST ME, TOO. 370 00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,035 YOU'RE ALL OLD ENOUGH, SO WEAR SOME DEODORANT! 371 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,165 I'VE BEEN TRYING NOT TO VOMIT IN ME OWN MOUTH ALL DAY! 372 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,630 - LISTEN, GRIM, I GOT TO RUN. I'VE GOT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 373 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,788 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO RUN SOME TESTS. 374 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:13,125 I--I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 375 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:17,042 - OUR WORLD HAS CRUMBLED. 376 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,165 - COMPLETELY. 377 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,500 - HEY, HAVE FUN, GUYS. 378 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,503 HA HA HA HA HA! 379 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,833 - "HAVE FUN"? WITH WHAT? 380 00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:27,787 OH, NO! 381 00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,075 - COVER YOUR EYES, WIGGLY, JR. 382 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:33,247 THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY. 383 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,133 [PUNCHES LANDING, BOYS SCREAMING] 384 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,673 [SIGHS] NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN THE CABBAGE CLUB. 385 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,380 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 386 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:03,208 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 387 00:22:04,042 --> 00:22:06,462 [WHISTLING A TUNE] 28838

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