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NO! 16 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,003 HOLY MOLY! 17 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,633 AAH! 18 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,667 - THOSE YOUR SHEETS, HONEY? 19 00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:18,170 WAS IT THE DREAM ABOUT THE CLOWNS AGAIN? 20 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:20,790 OHH. 21 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,753 [GRUNTING] 22 00:02:29,042 --> 00:02:31,212 THOSE YOUR SHEETS? 23 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:34,962 WAS IT THE DREAM ABOUT SANTA CLAUS AGAIN? 24 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:36,292 UGH! 25 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:38,915 [GROANING] 26 00:02:42,833 --> 00:02:46,213 - I'M GONNA GUESS THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BILLY. 27 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,042 - HEY, MANDY. 28 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,495 - 5 POINTS FOR ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 29 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,173 - HIDING FROM THE CLOWNS! 30 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,420 - THE CLOWN THING. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 31 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,000 GET OUT HERE! 32 00:02:57,833 --> 00:03:00,253 YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME ASK, AREN'T YOU? 33 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,213 - ASK WHAT? 34 00:03:01,292 --> 00:03:03,002 - WHAT'S WITH ALL OF THE ORANGES? 35 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:07,253 - THEY'RE NOT ORANGES, THEY'RE TANGEL-ELOS. 36 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:12,918 - OK. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE TANGELOS? 37 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,670 - CLOWNS HATE TANGELOS. MESSES WITH THEIR EQUILIBRIUM. 38 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,670 - WHO TOLD YOU THAT BUNKUS? 39 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,000 - [WHISTLING] 40 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:23,333 - BILLY, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OVER THIS RIDICULOUS FEAR OF CLOWNS. 41 00:03:23,417 --> 00:03:25,077 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING RIDIC-U-MOUS? 42 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:29,877 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR FEAR OF PROFESSIONAL FIGURE SKATERS? 43 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:31,038 - THAT'S NOT A FEAR. 44 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:33,125 I JUST DON'T TRUST THE WAY THEY SPIN IS ALL. 45 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:34,628 - YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME, MANDY! 46 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:38,078 THE CLOWNS ARE NOTHING BUT ULTIMATE EVIL! 47 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:41,037 THEY WANT TO BE THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON THE PLANET, 48 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,205 AND THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! 49 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:49,132 DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! 50 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:51,128 DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! 51 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:55,208 DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! 52 00:03:55,042 --> 00:03:56,462 DESTROY US ALL! 53 00:03:56,542 --> 00:03:58,042 DESTROY US ALL! 54 00:03:58,125 --> 00:03:59,995 DESTROY US ALL! 55 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:01,673 DESTROY US ALL! 56 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,250 DESTROY US ALL! 57 00:04:03,333 --> 00:04:04,543 I'LL TAKE THE CHICKEN. 58 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:05,995 DESTROY US ALL! 59 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:10,543 [REPEATING "DESTROY US ALL"] 60 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,955 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 61 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:25,253 - OK, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS BACKPACK THING. 62 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,213 IT'S VERY DEMEANING. 63 00:04:28,292 --> 00:04:31,422 I'M THE GRIM REAPER, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE. 64 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:36,995 I USED TO HAVE A CHARIOT OF 400 BURNING HORSES! 65 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:40,833 MY ARRIVAL ON THE SCENE WOULD BE A RAGING THUNDERCLAP OF FEAR! 66 00:04:40,917 --> 00:04:43,417 NOW, IT'S "HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN GRIM?" 67 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,920 "YEAH, I THINK HE'S WEDGED BETWEEN THAT HISTORY TEXTBOOK 68 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,630 AND A TUNA FISH SANDWICH." 69 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:49,998 - DESTROY US ALL! 70 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:53,423 DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! 71 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,170 [REPEATING "DESTROY US ALL"] 72 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,710 - AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE GUYS 73 00:04:56,792 --> 00:04:57,922 DOWN IN THE UNDERWORLD ACCOUNTING 74 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,790 BEEN LAUGHING AT ME BEHIND MY BACK! 75 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,125 THOSE GUYS ARE TURBO-NERDS! 76 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,000 I BET NONE OF THEM EVEN HAD A DATE SINCE THE 1800s. 77 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,793 HEAR THAT, YOU DATELESS TURBO-NERDS? 78 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,995 I'M ONTO YOU! HMMPH! 79 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,383 - YOU DONE? - YEAH. 80 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:11,168 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 81 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:12,580 - A PAPER MACHE CLOWN HEAD. 82 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,417 - AND YOU'RE SHOWING ME THIS BECAUSE? 83 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:18,000 - WE'RE GOING TO CURE BILLY OF HIS ANNOYING CLOWNAPHOBIA. 84 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,213 - WITH THAT? 85 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,712 - SOMETIMES, YOU'VE GOT TO CONFRONT YOUR FEARS 86 00:05:20,792 --> 00:05:22,002 TO GET PAST THEM. 87 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:24,293 - YOU MEAN LIKE YOU AND THE FIGURE SKATING THING? 88 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:26,285 - IT'S NOT A "THING," OK? 89 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:27,705 IT'S NOT A THING! 90 00:05:27,792 --> 00:05:30,002 - SO, THIS CLOWN HEAD? 91 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,083 - YEAH, I WANT YOU TO BRING IT TO LIFE 92 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:33,707 AND MAKE IT ENTERTAIN BILLY. 93 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,832 - OK, STAND BACK. 94 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:38,077 WOO! 95 00:05:38,167 --> 00:05:42,627 MAMA SAY, MAMA SA, MA MACOSA! MAMA SAY, MAMA SA, MA MACOSA! 96 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:43,418 MAMA SAY, MAMA SA-- 97 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,420 - GET ON WITH IT! 98 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,710 - JUST TRYING TO GET ME MOJO FLOWING. 99 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:47,832 ALL RIGHT. 100 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:50,787 BY THE POWER OF THE COLD, COLD AFTERLIFE, 101 00:05:50,875 --> 00:05:54,165 I COMMAND YOU, ARISE! 102 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:05,955 GIVE IT A MOMENT. 103 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:09,172 SOMETIMES IT TAKES A FEW SECONDS TO KICK IN. 104 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:14,462 HEH HEH. 105 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:15,712 - PATHETIC. 106 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,002 - HMM. 107 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:20,583 UH, EH, YOU WON'T MENTION THIS TO ANYONE, WILL YOU? 108 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,708 - RAH! 109 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:28,212 [ROARING] 110 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:32,667 UNH! 111 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:34,000 RAH! 112 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,963 AAH! 113 00:06:36,042 --> 00:06:38,462 [SNARLING] 114 00:06:40,042 --> 00:06:42,582 [PANTING] 115 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:45,577 [GRUNTING] 116 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,963 OH! 117 00:06:55,042 --> 00:06:57,752 [GROWLING] 118 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:58,423 AAH! 119 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,330 - ALL RIGHT, PLAN B. 120 00:07:00,417 --> 00:07:01,417 DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR LINES? 121 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:04,210 - OH, PLEASE, MANDY. I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 122 00:07:04,042 --> 00:07:08,502 WHY, JUST LAST WEEK, I KNOCKED 'EM DEAD IN BOISE. 123 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:10,293 - [MAKING TRUCK SOUNDS] 124 00:07:10,375 --> 00:07:11,625 KEEP ON TRUCKIN'! 125 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,708 TRUCK--TRUCK--TRUCK--TRUCKIN'! 126 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:15,002 - HEY HEY HEY! 127 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:17,213 WHO'S READY TO LAUGH? 128 00:07:17,042 --> 00:07:19,422 [HONK HONK] 129 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,080 - CLOWNS! 130 00:07:21,167 --> 00:07:22,667 AAH! 131 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,960 - THAT WENT ABOUT AS WELL AS EXPECTED. 132 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:28,002 - MOM! DAD! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO JUST WALKED IN! 133 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:29,883 HOLY CRUD, THEY'RE STILL HERE! 134 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:33,248 AAH! BOY, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 135 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,043 THOSE GUYS ALMOST GOT ME. 136 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:36,165 AAH! 137 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:39,750 - UGH, SOONER OR LATER, HE'S GONNA RUN OUT OF WINDOWS. 138 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:42,173 - AAH! 139 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:48,705 AAH! 140 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:53,133 AAH! 141 00:07:54,667 --> 00:07:55,997 [KNOCK KNOCK] 142 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,883 - OH, HELLO, BILLY. 143 00:07:57,958 --> 00:08:00,418 - AAH! 144 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,040 - WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. COME ON. 145 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:05,075 - I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GONNA CURE BILLY'S FEAR OF CLOWNS, 146 00:08:05,167 --> 00:08:08,827 BUT SCARING THE DOODY OUT OF HIM SURE IS FUN! 147 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:14,627 - [GRUNTING] 148 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:21,042 AAH! AAH! 149 00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:23,745 - MEOW. 150 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,502 AHH. 151 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:31,043 - HERE, BILLY, BILLY, BILLY! 152 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,915 HERE, BILLY, BILLY, BILLY! 153 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 - WHAT'S UP, MANDY? 154 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:35,173 WEARING MAKE-UP, HUH? 155 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:39,080 I MUST SAY, IT BRINGS OUT THE WOMAN IN YOU. 156 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:40,745 - STOW IT, IRWIN. 157 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:41,753 HAVE YOU SEEN BILLY? 158 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:44,043 - IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT BILLY, ISN'T IT? 159 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,205 WELL, WHAT ABOUT IRWIN? 160 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,922 WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS? 161 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,790 I GOT NEEDS, TOO! 162 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:50,455 BABY! 163 00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,832 - LOOK! THERE HE IS! 164 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:54,537 - AAH! 165 00:08:54,625 --> 00:08:57,285 - QUICK! GET HIM! 166 00:08:57,375 --> 00:09:00,035 - SHE'LL BE BACK. 167 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:03,213 [EIGHTIES MUSIC PLAYING] 168 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,878 - AND PEOPLE THINK I'M SCARY. 169 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:11,538 1983 ENDED A REALLY LONG TIME AGO, LADIES! 170 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:12,745 - TARGET SIGHTED. 171 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:13,883 BILLY! 172 00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:15,078 - UNH! AAH! 173 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:17,457 - DON'T FEAR US. WE'RE HERE TO MAKE YOU SMILE. 174 00:09:17,542 --> 00:09:20,382 - AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, STOP WETTING YOURSELF. 175 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,628 - ALL RIGHT, GRIM. TURN ON THE MUSIC. 176 00:09:22,708 --> 00:09:24,498 [CIRCUS MUSIC] 177 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:27,133 [TAPE SLOWING DOWN] 178 00:09:27,208 --> 00:09:29,748 - [WHIMPERING] 179 00:09:32,083 --> 00:09:34,833 - THE BATTERIES MUST BE GOING. 180 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:35,787 DARN BUTTON'S STUCK! 181 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,375 - IGNORE IT. JUST DO THE JUGGLING. 182 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,918 - I DIDN'T REALLY GET TIME TO PRACTICE. 183 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,580 - JUST DO IT! 184 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:43,668 - [WHIMPERING] 185 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,040 - WHAT WAS THAT? - LOOK! 186 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,415 I TOLD YOU I CAN'T JUGGLE! 187 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,750 I WANTED TO DO THE ROUTINE WITH THE UMBRELLAS, 188 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:49,923 BUT YOU SAID NO! 189 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,170 AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 190 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,540 - AAH! AAH! - LISTEN! 191 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,575 STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! 192 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:58,127 STOP IT, YOU NINNY! STOP IT, OK? 193 00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,128 STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! 194 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:04,208 - GOTTA GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE. GOTTA GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE! 195 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:07,002 HAPPY PLACE... HAPPY PLACE. 196 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,998 - WHAT'S UP, BILLY? YOU LOOK A LITTLE DOWN. 197 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,083 - WHO ARE YOU? 198 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:15,997 - I'M YOUR INNER FRAT BOY, DUDE! 199 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,133 - WOW! 200 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:19,168 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD AN INNER FRAT BOY! 201 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,830 - WELL, SURE! EVERYBODY HAS AN INNER FRAT BOY. 202 00:10:21,917 --> 00:10:25,877 AND SINCE I'M HERE, THAT MUST MEAN YOU NEED MY HELP. 203 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,828 HEH HEH. 204 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:30,747 - WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 205 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,673 I HAVE BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME LATELY. 206 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:36,080 THESE REALLY SCARY CLOWNS KEEP ON SCARING ME! 207 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,247 - OH, CLOWNS AREN'T SCARY, BILLY. 208 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,133 - THEY'RE NOT? - NO. 209 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,128 THEY'RE JUST DIFFERENT. 210 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,788 AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN YOU 211 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:44,915 OR THINKS DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU, 212 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THEM. 213 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,383 IT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY AT THEM! 214 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,788 HOW DARE THEY BE DIFFERENT? 215 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:53,535 WHAT, MY WAY OF LIFE AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM? 216 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:55,075 - SO, YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD BEAT THEM UP? 217 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:58,747 - BILLY, FIGHTING OUTSIDE OF A HOCKEY RINK IS WRONG, 218 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:01,753 BUT I'M IMAGINARY, SO DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 219 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:05,003 - THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP, INNER FRAT BOY. 220 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,083 - NO PROBLEM, BILLY. 221 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,577 NOW, YOU READY FOR YOUR PADDLING? 222 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:09,747 - EH, NO. 223 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,043 - OH, OK. 224 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,995 ANOTHER TIME, THEN. 225 00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,253 HEY LOOK, SOME FUNNY CLOWNS! 226 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,333 - SEE, MANDY? 227 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,377 ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS SHAKE HIM AND YELL. 228 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,998 IT'S THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING. 229 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,333 OOH! MY FACE! 230 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,877 - TAKE YOUR STINKING HANDS OFF ME, 231 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:28,878 YOU STINKING CLOWN! 232 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:32,038 YOU CLOWNS THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? 233 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,707 I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL! 234 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,832 - BILLY, YOU'RE BEING STUPID AGAIN. 235 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:40,167 NOW GIVE ME THE SCYTHE. 236 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:43,000 GRIM, RUN. 237 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,673 - YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN ME! YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN ME! 238 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,790 - IF WE DITCH THESE CLOWN COSTUMES, 239 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,995 HE MIGHT STOP CHASING US! 240 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:53,083 - HERE SHE COMES, RUNNING BACK TO IRWIN. 241 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:55,877 YO, BABY! WHAT'S THE HURRY? 242 00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:56,878 OH, HEY, BILLY. 243 00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:58,748 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 244 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,253 COME ON, STEP OFF, YO. 245 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,293 WAIT, YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. STOP! 246 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:05,495 [FIGHTING, GROANING, SLASHING, SCREAMING] 247 00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:08,042 - HEY, GRIM! HEY, MANDY! 248 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,705 YOU SEE THOSE DIRTY, PUTRID, STINKING, ROTTEN CLOWNS 249 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,132 I CHASED OFF, DID YA? 250 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,288 - YUP, BILLY. 251 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,665 YOU SEEM TO HAVE FINALLY CONQUERED YOUR FEAR. 252 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:18,380 - YEAH, THAT TOOK GUTS. 253 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,668 - AND RAGE. DON'T FORGET THE RAGE. 254 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,290 - SO, WHO'S UP FOR ICE CREAM SUNDAES? 255 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,375 - OOH! OOH! OOH! ME! 256 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:29,078 - [HEAVY BREATHING] 257 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,042 - HA! IN YOUR FACE, MANDY! 258 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:36,535 - RAH! 259 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:38,378 - SO, IT'S AGREED, THEN? 260 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,038 WE ALL HATE CLOWNS. 261 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,625 - YUP. - MM-HMM. 262 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:42,748 - MEOW! 263 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,253 - RAH! 264 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:47,003 [ROARING] 265 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,207 - [ALL LAUGHING] 266 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,168 - ♪ DOO DOO DO DOO DOO DOO ♪ 267 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,630 ♪ DOO DOO DO DOO DOO DOO DO ♪ 268 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:13,575 - AHH, NOT BAD FOR HOMEMADE, BILLY. 269 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,127 - WHY, THANK YOU, GRIM. 270 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,498 CAN I TOP YOU OFF? 271 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:17,673 - FILL 'ER UP, MAN. 272 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,500 - WILL YOU BOOBS QUIT PLAYING HOUSE 273 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,133 AND HELP ME FIND THE APPLE? 274 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,748 - UH-OH, GRIM. 275 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:26,083 IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S A LITTLE CRABBY. 276 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,957 - HA HA HA! - HA HA! 277 00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,833 - SOMEONE NEEDS A THICKER SHELL! 278 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,497 - HA HA HA! - HA HA HA! 279 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:38,833 - YOU TWO HAVE 3 SECONDS TO FIND THE APPLE OF DISCORD, 280 00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:41,537 OR ELSE! 281 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:43,325 - HEY! GUESS WHAT! 282 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:44,917 CHICKEN BUTT! 283 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,040 NO, SERIOUSLY. 284 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:46,875 OVER AT THE FLAB BURGER, 285 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,328 THEY ACTUALLY THROW AWAY FOOD 286 00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,327 IF IT'S BEEN UNDER A HEAT LAMP FOR MORE THAN 36 HOURS. 287 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,827 SO, I BROUGHT YOU DOGS LUNCH. 288 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:54,917 - HERE, ERIS. 289 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,170 PUT THE BURGER IN MY SLIMY, NEW FLIPPERS. 290 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:02,290 - NO, NO, ERIS. PUT IT IN MY CLAW OF A HEAD. 291 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:06,075 OR WHY DON'T YOU REST IT ON BILLY'S UDDER? 292 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,923 - HA HA HA! 293 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,880 I GOTS AN UDDER! HA! 294 00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,128 - OH! I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED DIFFERENT. 295 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:16,038 WHAT'S THE MATTER, GRIM, CAN'T HANDLE YOUR OWN MOJO? 296 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:16,955 - MOJO? 297 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,132 IT WASN'T NO MOJO THAT DID THAT; 298 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,128 IT WAS THAT MAGIC BANANA BILLY FOUND. 299 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:23,038 - MAGIC BANANA! MAGIC BANANA! 300 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,625 - WHAT MAGIC BANANA ARE YOU 301 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,248 AND THAT TALKING BURRITO SPEAKING OF? 302 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,083 - THIS MAGIC BANANA! 303 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,423 - OH, GRIM! 304 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,540 YOU DIDN'T LET THEM USE THE APPLE, DID YOU? 305 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:35,375 - UH...UH... 306 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,498 - OH, YOU BET HE DID! 307 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,753 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ALL THE COOL STUFF 308 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,713 THAT HAPPENED! 309 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:42,752 GRIM WAS GONNA DESTROY THE APPLE... 310 00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,002 - WOW, MANDY! 311 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:49,043 THIS 600-INCH PLASMA T.V. IS AMAZING! 312 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,995 - THE SOUND SYSTEM AIN'T BAD, NEITHER! 313 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:55,173 - BILLY, THE ONLY REASON I BROUGHT THAT BURRITO TO LIFE 314 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,710 WAS SO THAT YOU'D STOP ANNOYING ME. 315 00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:58,922 IT AIN'T WORKING. 316 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,210 SO, WOULD YOU JUST EAT THAT THING, ALREADY? 317 00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:04,002 - PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! 318 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,083 BIRD PLAY! BIRD PLAY! 319 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:09,037 - YEAH! FEEL THAT BASS THUMPING! 320 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,705 - IT'S LOOSENING UP MY EAR WAX! 321 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,542 - MAN, THIS GETS ME PUMPED UP! 322 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,205 HA, IT MAKES ME WANNA... WANNA... 323 00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:18,042 [FARTS] 324 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,245 - REAL NICE. 325 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,833 - I'M SORRY, MAN. IT'S THE BEANS. 326 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:22,827 - HEY, MANDY! 327 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:25,127 HOW COME WE NEVER HANG OUT OVER HERE? 328 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:27,918 - MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU TWO ARE OVER, 329 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,630 SOMETHING BREAKS. 330 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:30,538 - HEY, MANDY! 331 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:33,375 YOUR LAMP SHADE'S CROOKED! 332 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,498 - I REST MY CASE. 333 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:39,833 THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP INTACT. 334 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:40,997 LIKE THE T.V. 335 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,543 IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THAT NEW T.V., 336 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:47,325 I'D...I'D... 337 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:50,995 GRIM! 338 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,833 - WHAT? I'M INNOCENT! 339 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:53,417 [CRACKLING] 340 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,330 - HEY, LOOK, GRIM! 341 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:57,077 THE T.V. IS TRYING TO CONTACT US. 342 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,707 OOH! IT'S COMING CLOSER! 343 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,962 IT MUST WANT TO WHISPER SOMETHING. 344 00:16:02,042 --> 00:16:02,922 - GRIM! 345 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,580 - OH, YEAH, IT WAS ME AGAIN, MANDY. 346 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:08,127 I DROPPED YOUR 4,000 POUND T.V. ON MYSELF. 347 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,040 - OOPS! SORRY ABOUT THE T.V. 348 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,415 I JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. 349 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,960 YOU BOTH ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY. 350 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,082 - ERIS, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 351 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,997 - I WAS JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN. 352 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,633 CONSIDER IT MY LAST HURRAH. 353 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,498 - HURRAH! 354 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:24,963 - YOU SEE, I'M GIVING UP CHAOS. 355 00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:28,042 I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS. 356 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:31,082 GRIM, HERE'S THE APPLE OF DISCORD. 357 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,667 KEEP IT SECRET. KEEP IT SAFE. 358 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,000 - WAIT. WHAT'S THE CATCH? 359 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,633 - WHAT? THERE'S NO CATCH. 360 00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,378 THE WORLD IS CHAOTIC ENOUGH. 361 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,128 - LADY SPEAKS THE TRUTH. 362 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,878 - NOPE, I'M DONE WITH CHAOS. 363 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,788 I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE MEANING. 364 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:46,825 - YOU SING IT! 365 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,827 - I'M GONNA WORK AT THE NEW FLAB BURGER 366 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:49,997 DOWN THE BLOCK. 367 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:50,923 SO LONG! 368 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,080 - I'LL HOLD THE BANANA! 369 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:54,747 - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ERIS WAS THINKING, 370 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,213 BUT THIS APPLE IS WAY TOO DANGEROUS 371 00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:59,082 TO LEAVE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU TWO. 372 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:03,077 IT'S GOING IN MY TRUNK, AND THAT'S FINAL. 373 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,920 AHH, THERE. 374 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,040 NOTHING'S GETTING OUT OF THIS CHEST. 375 00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,668 - [SNORING] 376 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:45,542 - [GIBBERISH] 377 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,080 - AAH! 378 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:03,957 [PANTING] 379 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,252 - YO, WHAT'S WRONG, BILLY? 380 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,713 - I GUESS I HAD A SCARY DREAM. 381 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:09,962 - HEY, BILLY. 382 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:12,382 WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT UNDER THERE? 383 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,078 - HEY! A BANANA! 384 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:20,133 - HOW DID YOU GET THE APPLE OF DISCORD? 385 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,578 - WHAT APPLE? 386 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,747 THAT APPLE. 387 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,213 - WHAT APPLE WHERE? 388 00:18:24,042 --> 00:18:25,172 - THIS ONE! 389 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,460 - OOH, THAT'S NOT AN APPLE! 390 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,748 THAT'S A...MAGIC BANANA! 391 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,083 - YEAH, MAGIC BANANA. 392 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,167 - WHY, I'D KILL HIM... IDIOT... 393 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,380 [MUMBLING] 394 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,668 ...MAGIC BANANA. 395 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,630 AHEM. 396 00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:42,578 - NOT NOW, MANDY. I'M WORKING. 397 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,537 - UGH! 398 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:46,245 WHAT? AAH! 399 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,583 - YET ANOTHER ONE GETS AWAY. 400 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,787 NICE GOING, MANDY. 401 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,785 HOW DID YOU GET THE APPLE OF DISCORD? 402 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,165 THIS SHOULD BE IN ME TRUNK! 403 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,420 THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA DESTROY THIS THING! 404 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,920 - YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE APPLE OF DISCORD. 405 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,330 WITHOUT CHAOS, THEN ORDER CANNOT EXIST. 406 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,327 SO, IF THE APPLE WERE TO BE DESTROYED, 407 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,997 YOU WOULD HAVE DESTROYED ALL OF EXISTENCE. 408 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,463 - HA, GRIM! 409 00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,542 - HEY! GIVE ME THE APPLE BACK! 410 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,575 - NOPE, GRIM! THE BANANA PICKED ME! 411 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:16,417 - BILLY, THAT APPLE WOULDN'T PICK YOU IF YOU WERE A BOOGER! 412 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,380 - WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF BOOGER. 413 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,078 HEY! GIVE THAT BACK! 414 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:24,167 - GOOD WORK, MANDY! NOW, GIVE ME THE APPLE. 415 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,130 COME ON! HAND IT OVER! 416 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,628 - NO. NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL. 417 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,708 NO, I WILL KEEP THE APPLE! 418 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,252 I WILL CONTROL CHAOS! 419 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,883 I WILL RULE DISCORD! 420 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:38,458 I WILL BE A DARK AND TERRIBLE QUEEN! 421 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:41,962 AND I MIGHT PUNCH IRWIN IN THE MOUTH! 422 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,172 - RIGHT, RIGHT. 423 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,880 DARK AND TERRIBLE QUEEN. 424 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,038 I'M DESTROYING THIS THING. 425 00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:49,825 - MAN, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET THAT SCRUB TAKE YOUR BANANA? 426 00:19:51,583 --> 00:19:52,383 - [BOTH GROWLING] 427 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,708 - WELL, WHAT YOU WAITIN' FOR? 428 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,672 GO GET HIM! 429 00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,290 - GET OFF ME! 430 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:03,995 - HA! - HA! 431 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,673 - HA! 432 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:08,832 - HA HA! 433 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,627 - HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! 434 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,328 - OH, I HEAR YA, GRIM! 435 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,997 I HEAR YA! 436 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,293 - WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 437 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,535 WITH MY PIECES OF APPLE? 438 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:21,995 - OH, YOU MEAN THIS ONE? 439 00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,793 HA HA HA! 440 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,375 - GRR! 441 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:29,248 - HA HA HA! OH, YEAH! 442 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,043 - GRR! 443 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:36,003 NOW, WHO'S LAUGHING, HORSE BUTT? 444 00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:38,132 - [FARTS] 445 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,378 - [WHIMPERING] 446 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,208 - HAD ENOUGH? 447 00:20:44,292 --> 00:20:45,832 - GIVE ME THE APPLE SLICES! 448 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,917 DON'T FORCE ME TO USE MY KUNG FU! 449 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:55,455 AAH! 450 00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:59,252 OH...YOU'RE DESPICABLE! 451 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,420 HA HA! YOU BOTH NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD. 452 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,790 - HOLY GUACAMOLE, FOLKS! 453 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,035 THIS IS WHERE IT REALLY GETS OFF THE HOOK. 454 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,665 - QUIT! HOLD ON! 455 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,830 LET'S JUST TAKE A BREAK FOR A SECOND. 456 00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:21,037 JEEZ, I CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE I AM ANYMORE. 457 00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,955 AH, THAT'S BETTER. 458 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:25,882 - HEY, WHO'S GOT MY PIECE OF APPLE? 459 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,828 - HEY! MY PIECE IS GONE! 460 00:21:28,917 --> 00:21:31,077 BUT I HAVE THESE COOL UDDERS! 461 00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:32,247 - AAH! - AAH! 462 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,883 - GRIM, I TRUSTED YOU TO KEEP THE APPLE OF DISCORD SAFE! 463 00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,998 I CAN SEE I WAS WRONG. 464 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,293 - SHAME ON YOU! 465 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:43,995 - WELL, WELL, THIS MIGHT HAVE BEEN MY BEST IDEA... 466 00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,083 EVER! 467 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,667 [KNOCKING] 468 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:49,127 OH, IRWIN! 469 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,748 JUST WHO I WAS LOOKING FOR! 470 00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:54,713 YOU SEE, IRWIN, THIS WORLD IS SO CHAOTIC AND CRAZY 471 00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,582 THAT IT DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE. 472 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:59,417 AND I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TRUSTWORTHY 473 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,210 TO WATCH MY APPLE FOR ME. 474 00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:06,712 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 475 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:10,458 - DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! 476 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:14,332 [REPEATING "DESTROY US ALL"] 477 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:37,287 [SHOUTING STOPS] 478 00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,955 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 479 00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:43,962 --www.ncicap.org-- 31724

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