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[LAUGHING]
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♪
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Hey! Where am I?!
Who are you people?
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Narrator: YOU EVER HAVE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
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WHERE LIFE JUST GIVES YOU
A GOOD KICK IN THE BUTT?
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SURE, YOU WAKE UP,
AND EVERYTHING'S FINE,
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AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
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A GIANT SPIDER IS GONNA LAY
6,000 EGGS IN YOUR ESOPHAGUS
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AND--OOPS!
I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF.
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I'LL START AT THE BEGINNING.
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Man on TV:
THE PARASITIC WORM
BURROWS INTO THE NOSE
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AND BEGINS ITS
MATING DANCE.
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YO! YO!
WHASSUP, HOMIES?
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[GASPS]
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THE FEMALE PRAYING MANTIS
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THEN DEVOURS
THE HEAD OF HER MATE.
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UGH! NO! NO! NO!
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I DON'T WANT TO WATCH
CREEPY BUG SHOWS!
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BUGS ARE THE GROSSEST!
I HATE BUGS!
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HATE! HATE! HATE!
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I'M BORED.
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GO GET ME A SODA,
STUPID.
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THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA!
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I'LL GO GET SOME SODIES
OUT OF GRIM'S TRUNK.
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[WHISTLING]
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HEY! YOU KNOW
VERY WELL
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THAT THERE'S
NO SODA IN MY TRUNK!
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT A LOT
OF JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK.
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I MEAN, WHO'S TO SAY?
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KEEP OUT OF MY TRUNK!
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AHH! LET'S SEE.
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SODA? SODA?
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A SINISTER DOLL,
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BAG OF GRAVE DUST,
RITUAL DAGGER,
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MONKEY'S PAW,
OUIJA BOARD,
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EYE OF ETNA,
DEVIL'S TRIANGLE,
DARK CRYSTAL,
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SHAMPOO, GIANT EGG.
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WOW! WHAT COULD BE
IN AN EGG THIS BIG?!
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OOH! I'M GONNA
HATCH YOU RIGHT NOW!
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NOW I JUST WAIT UNTIL--
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AAH! MAN!
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WHERE THE HECK'S MY DUCK?!
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BOY! WHAT A RIPOFF!
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HMM...
COME OUT,
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I WOULD'VE NAMED HIM JEFF.
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DADDY!
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[GASPS]
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[SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY]
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[SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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WHAT WERE YOU
DOING DOWN THERE?
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WELL, I WAS JUST--WHOA!
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YOU WERE JUST
DIGGING IN MY TRUNK!
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WAS NOT!
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I-I WAS, UH--
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I WAS PICKING MY NOSE!
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AND--AND--AND THIS IS
A BIG, WHITE, WEBBY BOOGER!
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AND THE SCREAMING
I HEARD?
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I POKED MY BRAIN.
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YOU KNOW, ALL THIS
NOSE-PICKING HAS WORN ME OUT.
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WELL, I'M OFF TO BED.
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[THUNDER]
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HEY, DAD. IT'S ME JEFF.
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I'M ALL GROWN-UP NOW.
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SO I BAKED YOU
SOME BANANA BREAD,
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AND I WAS THINKING
THAT TOMORROW
WE COULD GO HIKING.
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[GASPS]
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OH, MY!
YOU'RE SHAKING LIKE A LEAF.
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DID YOU
CATCH A COLD?
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OH, YOU POOR THING.
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DO YOU HAVE A FEVER?
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MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE
SOME ECHINACEA TEA.
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AAH! UHH!
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AAH!
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MANDY, GET OVER HERE
RIGHT AWAY.
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THERE'S A BUG IN MY ROOM,
AND I NEED YOU TO SQUISH IT!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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OH, GOOD!
YOU CAME TO
SQUISH THE BUG!
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NO. WE'RE HERE TO KICK
THE CRUD OUT OF YOU
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FOR WAKING US UP
AT 3 A.M.
TO SQUASH A BUG.
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YOU DON'T GET IT, MAN!
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BUG!
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OH,
THERE YOU ARE.
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I FIGURED IT OUT,
AND I'M SO SORRY.
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YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
ALLERGIC TO
BANANA BREAD.
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ANYWAY, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO INTERRUPT.
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I'LL JUST GO FINISH
ALPHABETIZING YOUR TOYS.
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[WHISTLES]
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BILLY, DID THAT
COME OUT OF MY TRUNK?
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MAYBE. JUST SQUISH IT.
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NO. I WARNED YOU
NOT TO TOUCH MY TRUNK.
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[FLOWER POT
SHATTERS]
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MANDY,
YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
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MY SERVICES
DON'T COME CHEAP.
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PLEASE?!
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I'LL DO ANYTHING!
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YOU WILL GIVE ME
YOUR ALLOWANCE
FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS.
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AND THE NEXT TIME
I TELL YOU
TO GET ME A SODA,
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I EXPECT
TO SEE RESULTS!
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YES. JUST SQUISH IT.
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IS IT DONE?!
DID YOU SQUISH IT GOOD?!
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JEFF AND I
HAD A LONG TALK.
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AND THEN
YOU SQUISHED HIM?!
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WELL, HE KNITTED
THIS REALLY NICE
SWEATER FOR ME.
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I'M GOING HOME.
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[MENACINGLY]
VERY WELL.
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THIS PROBLEM MYSELF.
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[MEOW]
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[GRUNTING]
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[HUMMING,
THEN GASPS]
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NO! THIS POOR KITTEN
IS TRAPPED
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UNDER AN OVERTURNED
LAUNDRY BASKET!
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I'LL SAVE YOU,
KITTY!
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YOU'RE FREE,
LITTLE GUY.
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GO ON, SHOO.
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[HUMMING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTING]
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PH-EW!
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DAD!
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ARE YOU OK, DAD?
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YOU...
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
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OH, IT WAS NOTHING,
REALLY.
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I HATE YOU!
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YOU HATE ME?
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GO GET SQUISHED,
YOU GROSS-O FREAK-O!
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SQUISHED?
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OH, DEAR...
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YOU WERE TRYING TO SQUISH ME
WITH THAT BABY GRAND PIANO.
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ME SMASH YOU!
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OH, DAD,
ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO
WAS MAKE YOU HAPPY.
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WILL SQUISHING ME
REALLY MAKE YOU HAPPY?
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STOP TOUCHING ME!
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THEN WE'LL DO IT.
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HELLO, EXTERMINATOR?
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YES, PLEASE SEND
SOMEONE OVER RIGHT AWAY.
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WELL, THEY'RE
ON THEIR WAY.
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I WAS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU
WITH A MERCEDES TOMORROW,
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BUT SEEING AS I'M
GOING TO BE SQUISHED,
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I JUST LEFT THE MONEY FOR IT
UNDER YOUR PILLOW.
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YOU'D BETTER
GO OUTSIDE.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO HAVE TO SEE MY GUTS
WHEN THEY SQUIRT OUT.
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THERE'S A BIG,
GROSS BUG IN THERE.
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GO SQUISH IT!
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THAT'S WHY
I'M HERE, SON.
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Man: DANG!
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GONNA NEED
THE BIG BOOT.
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SO, THERE YOU GO.
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THAT'S MY STORY,
AND I'M STICKING TO IT.
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AND THE MORAL:
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WELL, MAYBE IT'S
JUST THAT SOME BUGS
ARE TOO GOOD TO SQUISH.
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT, JEFFY?
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SURE IS.
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LOOK, I MADE YOU
A BIG BATCH OF HOT CAKES.
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[SNIFF]
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MAN, I LOVE THAT KID.
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SO, WANT TO
DO MY CHORES?
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CAN'T.
I GOTTA STUDY.
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WE'VE GOT THAT
BIG MATH TEST TOMORROW.
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AND I STINK
AT MATH!
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YOU STINK AT
EVERYTHING,
NOT JUST MATH.
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DON'T TRY TO
CHEER ME UP.
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WHATEVER.
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HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SUNSHINE?
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WHY THE LONG,
EGG-SHAPED FACE?
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I'LL NEVER PASS
THAT MATH TEST
TOMORROW, GRIM.
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I'M JUST
A--A IMBECILE.
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YEAH. BUT MAYBE
I CAN HELP.
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REALLY?
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REALLY.
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UH, BLOW YOUR
NOSE, AND I'LL
SHOW YOU HOW.
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[MEOW]
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THIS WILL HELP
YOU AT MATH.
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WOW! A JAR!
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NO, YOU NINNY.
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IT'S THE WORM
THAT'S GOING
TO HELP YOU.
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IT'S
A BOOK WORM.
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DO I ST-U-U-PID?
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HOW'S A DUMB OLD WORM
GOING TO HELP ME PASS
NO MATH TEST?
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YOU EAT
THE BOOKWORM.
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THEN HE'LL TAKE OVER
YOUR BODY AND PASS
THE TEST FOR YOU.
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OBSERVE.
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Grim: THE BOOKWORM IS
FIRST INGESTED.
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ONCE INSIDE, THE BOOKWORM
WILL TAKE CONTROL OVER
ALL BODY FUNCTIONS.
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DA-HEY!
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I CAN'T WORK HERE--
IT'S TOO CRAMPED.
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THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
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Grim: BOOKWORM WILL WALK
YOUR BODY TO SCHOOL AND...
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THE CIRCUMFERENCE IS
EQUAL TO THE SUM OF PI.
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YAY!
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YEAH...YEAH.
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I'M AWESOME.
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AAH!
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COME TO MAMA,
YOU BOOKWORM, YOU.
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[GASP]
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NO, MILKSHAKES. NO!
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Bookworm: DA-HEY,
WHAT GIVES?
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FUDGE, I'LL
NEVER PASS THAT
MATH TEST NOW.
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FEAR NOT,
WILLIAM.
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I'M VERY
WELL ACQUAINTED
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WITH ALL MATTERS
MATHEMATICAL.
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I UNDERSTAND
EQUATIONS--
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BOTH THE SIMPLE
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AND THE QUADRATICAL.
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YOUNG WILLIAM,
I WILL HELP YOU
STUDY FOR THE TEST.
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HOO-AAH!
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MY CAT ROCKS!
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CONCENTRATE.
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IF A TRAIN LEAVES
CHICAGO AT 3:00
TRAVELING 70 M.P.H.
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AND ANOTHER--
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OOH! OOH!
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YES?
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WHAT KIND OF TRAIN?
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IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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COULD IT BE BLUE?
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I LIKE BLUE.
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FINE. A BLUE TRAIN
LEAVES CHICAGO AT--
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OOH!
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WHO'S RIDING ON
THE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN?
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CAN IT BE CLOWNS?
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THAT'S TOTALLY
IRRELEVANT.
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CAN ALL THE CLOWNS
BE NAMED CARL
AND LARRY?
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OK.
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A BLUE TRAIN
LEAVES CHICAGO
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AT 3:00,
FULL OF CLOWNS
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NAMED CARL AND LARRY,
AND--
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OHH! PICK ME!
PICK ME!
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WHAT?
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AND CAN ONE CLOWN
BE A FIRE JUGGLER
NAMED TIM,
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WHO IS A VEGETARIAN
BUT ACTUALLY SNEAKS
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BACON WHEN NO ONE
IS LOOKING? HEE HEE!
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SURE!
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00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:04,962
WHY NOT?
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YOU'RE MISSING
THE POINT!
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NEVER MIND.
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LESSON'S OVER.
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YOU PASS.
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AN APPLE
FOR TEACHER.
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THANK YOU, WILLIAM.
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MOM!
242
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OOH...UM, IDAHO!
243
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:40,418
UH...
PRESIDENT LINCOLN.
244
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:45,207
OOH-OOH!
A BUTTERFLY.
245
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:46,670
THAT'S IT.
246
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:47,830
I'VE HAD IT!
247
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:50,917
YOU, SIR,
ARE AN IMBECILE.
248
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,540
A MOCKERY TO
SENTIENT BEINGS.
249
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,955
A COMPLETELY
HOPELESS CAUSE.
250
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,132
I QUIT!
251
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:00,498
WHAT'D HE SAY?
252
00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,167
HERE KITTY,
KITTY.
253
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,170
MOMMY'S GOT
A RUBBER MOUSE
254
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,000
FOR ITS
FAVORITE CAT.
255
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,173
OOH, I GOT
A BIG BOWL
OF WARM MILK
256
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,670
AND A MESS
OF YUMMY
CAT TREATS.
257
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,920
IT'S NO USE,
BILLY.
258
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,330
I WILL NOT GIVE IN
TO YOUR PATHETIC
ATTEMPTS
259
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:21,127
TO PROCURE MY SERVICES
VIA YOUR INFANTILE
ENDEAVORS AT BRIBERY
260
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,830
WITH THESE INSIGNIFICANT
TRINKETS.
261
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:26,667
OK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU JUST SAID,
262
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,000
BUT IT SURE DIDN'T
SOUND LIKE
263
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,083
YOU'RE GOING TO HELP
ME PASS MY TEST.
264
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:32,077
HMM...
YOU'RE NOT QUITE
265
00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:35,707
AS STUPID AS
I THOUGHT YOU WERE.
266
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,212
DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'LL HELP ME?
267
00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:39,832
NO.
268
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,877
OH, PLEASE,
MILKSHAKES.
269
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,498
IF I DON'T PASS
THAT TEST TOMORROW,
270
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,333
EVERYONE WILL THINK
I'M AN IDIOT.
271
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,415
NO!
272
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:59,040
ABANDONED BY
MY OWN CAT.
273
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,000
BUT HIS TAIL
WHACKED MY NOSE,
274
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:06,673
AND I'M GONNA
FAIL THE TEST.
275
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000
WHAT?
276
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,833
ARE YOU GOING
TO RUB IT IN
SOME MORE?
277
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:16,327
[PURRING]
278
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:17,580
HEY!
279
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,957
MILKSHAKES AIN'T
SMART NO MORE.
280
00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:21,132
WHAT HAPPENED?
281
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:24,998
NOW I'M GOING
TO LOSE THE TEST
FOR SURE.
282
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,333
IT'S SIMPLE,
BILLY.
283
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,627
BOOKWORM MUST HAVE
WORKED HIS WAY
284
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,038
OUT OF MILKSHAKES'S
SYSTEM.
285
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:35,035
YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO LEARN TO LIVE
WITH BEING STUPID.
286
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,125
NO.
287
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,038
NO!
288
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,205
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
289
00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:39,792
Bookworm:
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
290
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,665
I WAS IN THE CAT BOX
FOR 15 MINUTES
291
00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:45,580
BEFORE THIS FELLOW
RESCUED ME.
292
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:01,828
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
293
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:04,880
GLORY BE!
294
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,998
ATROCIA'S LATE-NIGHT
CINEMONSTROSITIES.
295
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,503
GOOD EVENING,
FELLOW GHOULS EVERYWHERE.
296
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,173
I'M AFRAID I HAVE
SOME HORRIBLE NEWS.
297
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,880
THE NETWORK SAYS THAT
SINCE I TURNED 30,
298
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,998
AND NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH
AN OLD BAG LIKE ME...
299
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:24,168
THE SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELLED.
300
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,130
WHAT?!
301
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,458
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'VE
GONE AND DONE THIS.
302
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,292
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE BUFFOONS
JUST CANCELLED
303
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:35,455
THE GREATEST SHOW
ON TELEVISION?
304
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,213
SAY CHEESE, MANDY!
305
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:47,077
NOT IF YOU WANT
TO KEEP YOUR EYE.
306
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,078
ENOUGH OF THIS, BILLY!
307
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:53,287
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M
IN THE MIDDLE OF
A CRISIS RIGHT NOW?
308
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:56,075
JEEZ, DON'T HAVE
A CONNIPTION, GRIM.
309
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:59,127
LISTEN--GO WHINE TO
THE STUDIO, NOT TO ME.
310
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,038
THEY TAPE THE SHOW
RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.
311
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,285
ACROSS THE STREET?
312
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,832
I HAD NO IDEA.
313
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:12,827
I THINK I WILL PAY THEM
A LITTLE VISIT.
314
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:26,245
NOBODY MESSES WITH
MY FAVORITE SHOW!
315
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:33,035
SHOW, WILL YOU?
316
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:38,542
AHHH! A STAR IS BORN!
317
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,415
CHOP, CHOP, FELLAS! LET'S
GET THIS STUFF OUTTA HERE!
318
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:45,880
I TEE OFF IN HALF AN HOUR,
AND YOU GUYS NEED
TO FIND NEW JOBS!
319
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,748
Grim: HOLD ON THERE,
SUIT-AND-TIE SLIME!
320
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,633
WHAT HAPPENED TO
MY FAVORITE SHOW,
321
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,458
ATROCIA'S LATE-NIGHT
CINEMONSTROSITIES?
322
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:56,082
WHOA THERE,
TALL, UGLY, AND GRUESOME!
323
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,957
THE RATINGS FOR THAT SHOW
WERE PITIFUL!
324
00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:02,042
THE NETWORK NEEDED
SOMETHING WITH MORE, UH...
325
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,125
PIZAZZ.
326
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:08,208
PIZAZZ? I'LL GIVE
YOU PIZAZZ!
327
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:23,455
MANDY, LOOK!
GRIM'S IN THE BOX!
GRIM'S IN THE BOX!
328
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:27,042
THE CAMERA REALLY
DOES ADD 10 POUNDS.
329
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,535
I KNOW! ISN'T HE GREAT?
330
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,245
HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE,
GRIM? GRIM!
331
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,583
GOOD EVENING, FELLOW
CREATURES OF THE NIGHT.
332
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:37,167
I AM THE GRIM REAPER,
333
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,960
AND THINGS WILL NOW
BE DONE A LITTLE
DIFFERENTLY AROUND HERE.
334
00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:46,002
WAY!
335
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,962
HELP ME!
336
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:10,713
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
337
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,502
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
338
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:15,173
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
339
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:22,580
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
340
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,583
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
341
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:40,127
HA HA HA HA HA!
342
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:46,207
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
343
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,712
[LAUGHTER]
344
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,878
HA HA HA HA HA!
345
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,710
YES, WHAT IS IT?
346
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,995
HELLO, GRIM.
347
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,883
OH. IT'S YOU.
348
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,288
TO WHAT DO I OWE
THIS HORRIBLE VISIT?
349
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,205
WELL, THE DISHES
NEED WASHING
350
00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:13,752
AND MY LAWN
NEEDS MOWING.
351
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:14,713
CHORES?
352
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:17,082
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T
HEARD, MANDY,
353
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:18,287
I'M A STAR!
354
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,035
AND THE LAST TIME
I CHECKED,
355
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,375
STARS DON'T DO CHORES!
356
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:26,788
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO.
357
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:29,713
I WANT TO BE GRIM!
358
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,882
NO, WANT
TO BE GRIM!
359
00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:33,288
I'M MORE EVIL THAN YOU!
360
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,125
NO, MORE EVIL!
361
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,000
OK, LET'S HEAR YOUR LINE.
362
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,003
MEOW!
363
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:50,133
CUT! OK, LET'S TAKE
IT FROM THE TOP.
364
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,207
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
365
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:54,502
GRIM'S SHIRKING OFF HIS DUTIES.
366
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,833
MY CHORES ARE PILING UP!
367
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:57,997
GRIM'S STILL
STUCK IN THE BOX
368
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,713
AND MILKSHAKES
KEEPS FORGETTING
HIS LINES!
369
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:03,502
IT'S TIME TO PAY
GRIM A VISIT.
370
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:07,173
GEE! WE'RE GOING
INSIDE THE BOX, MANDY?
371
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,080
YES, BILLY.
372
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:11,577
WE'RE GOING
INSIDE THE BOX.
373
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:15,038
WELL, THANKS
FOR STOPPING BY,
BLOB.
374
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,915
NOT SO FAST, GRIM--
375
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,290
WE JUST THOUGHT THAT YOUR
AUDIENCE WOULD ENJOY
376
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,205
GETTING A...
MORE INTIMATE LOOK
377
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,002
AT THEIR SINISTER HOST.
378
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:26,043
Grim: NO, MANDY! PLEASE!
379
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,128
[SNORING]
380
00:20:32,917 --> 00:20:34,167
[SNIFFING]
381
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,540
AHHH!
382
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,495
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
383
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,633
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
384
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:41,498
HA HA HA HA!
385
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,173
SISSY! HA HA!
386
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,330
IT'S ALL A PACK OF LIES!
387
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:47,787
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
THESE DELINQUENTS!
388
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,995
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
389
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:56,458
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW VILE I AM!
390
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,580
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
391
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:13,958
YOU NEVER LET ME
HAVE ANY FUN!
392
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:15,792
[SOBBING]
393
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,165
GET READY FOR YOUR
CLOSEUP, GRIM!
394
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,960
[SOBBING]
395
00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:27,132
MY BELLY IS SO FULL OF
HATE RIGHT NOW!
396
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:37,377
♪
397
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:05,378
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