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ARE YOU DECEASED? 11 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,040 YOU SUCK THE LIFE RIGHT OUT OF ME. 12 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:37,035 I'M MALARIA. 13 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:46,962 THEY CALL ME GRIM. 14 00:01:47,042 --> 00:01:49,332 [KISS] 15 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:55,173 LET US LEAVE THIS DREADFUL PLACE. 16 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:08,208 GRIM, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WAX DUMMY? 17 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:12,670 THIS OUGHT TO BE INTERESTING. 18 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,668 [WOLVES HOWLING] 19 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:30,167 I'M QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD! 20 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:33,578 [LAUGHS] 21 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:35,037 [LAUGHS] 22 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,792 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN TELL WHEN SOMEONE FAKES? 23 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:44,745 TRUST ME. I KNOW. 24 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,498 [MALARIA GROANS] 25 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:52,955 ARE YOU OK? 26 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:57,082 GETTING DARK...OOH... 27 00:02:57,167 --> 00:03:01,127 [CHOKING] AAAH! 28 00:03:01,208 --> 00:03:03,998 [GASP] [COUGH] 29 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:06,043 AAAH! 30 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:08,075 [GASPING AND COUGHING] 31 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:10,077 AAAH. 32 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:14,293 [CHOKING AND COUGHING] 33 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:19,213 [GASP] 34 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:22,082 [CHOKE] 35 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:23,787 AAAH! 36 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:25,917 [GLASS BREAKS] 37 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 [GASP] 38 00:03:39,875 --> 00:03:41,785 I DIDN'T DO IT. 39 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:04,998 [HUMMING] 40 00:04:06,042 --> 00:04:07,632 [GASP] 41 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,173 [GASP] 42 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:21,668 OOH, YOU BUSTED ME BAGPIPES. 43 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:23,210 [BOTH LAUGH] 44 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,420 NOW, THIS TIME, BILLY, 45 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,210 WHEN I THROW THE FRISBEE, YOU CATCH IT. 46 00:04:45,292 --> 00:04:49,082 YEAH-YEAH-YEAH- YEAH-YEAH-YEAH- YEAH-YEAH-YEAH. 47 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,627 ARGH. 48 00:04:58,083 --> 00:04:59,833 GRIM? 49 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:07,333 IN THE FLESH. HA HA HA HA HA. 50 00:05:07,417 --> 00:05:09,747 SO, I TAKE IT YOUR DATE WENT WELL? 51 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:13,133 I'M KING OF THE UNDERWORLD. 52 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:17,207 HAVE YOU TOLD HER YOU'RE NOT HUMAN YET? 53 00:05:21,042 --> 00:05:22,252 NO. 54 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:26,333 YOU REALIZE ONCE YOU TELL HER, SHE WON'T BE SO KEEN ON YOU. 55 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:29,077 SHE'LL BE OK WITH A LITTLE WEEPING. 56 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:34,037 PROVE IT. TELL HER TONIGHT. 57 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:36,038 FINE. I WILL. 58 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:41,125 AND SHE'LL STILL LOVE ME...I HOPE. 59 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,745 Malaria: OH, TOMBSTONE BOOTHS. 60 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:51,333 AND DELICIOUSLY MORBID. 61 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,417 YES, PERFECTLY SPOOKY. 62 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:58,080 WHAT'S WITH THE LONG FACE? 63 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:00,543 THE TRUTH IS-- 64 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:03,375 Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 65 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:07,998 TIME FOR A REALLY BIG DANCE CONTEST. 66 00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:09,423 [SNORT] 67 00:06:09,792 --> 00:06:13,832 NOW, WELCOME CONTESTANTS. 68 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,877 THAT'S US! 69 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,828 [CROWD CHATTERING] 70 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,035 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 71 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:26,535 Both: OOH! 72 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:36,955 AHHH! 73 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,213 [GROWL] 74 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,955 [GASP] 75 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:04,080 Y-YOU'RE REAL, GRIM REAPER? [GASP] 76 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:06,577 I AM. 77 00:07:06,667 --> 00:07:08,327 AAAH! 78 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:10,917 UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH, UGH. 79 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,500 [GASP] AAAH! 80 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:14,173 [GASP] 81 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,125 AAAH! 82 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:23,828 HE-HE'S--HE'S-- 83 00:07:23,917 --> 00:07:28,127 THE GR-GR-GRIM--GRIM-- REA-REA-REAPER! 84 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:30,998 CALL ME. 85 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,713 Malaria: AAAH! 86 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:47,125 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 87 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:49,172 OH! 88 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,330 [ALL SUDDENLY WHISPERING] 89 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:04,083 UH, MANDY? 90 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,038 WHAT, IRWIN? 91 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,250 W-W-WOULD YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME? 92 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,210 HMM. 93 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:22,132 THE OFFERING OF THE FLOWER-- 94 00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:26,078 A COURTSHIP RITUAL INVENTED TO INSPIRE 95 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:30,127 LOVE, CARING, AND TOGETHERNESS. 96 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:34,173 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 97 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:39,080 YOU...ME...THE DANCE... 98 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:44,127 T-T-TOGETHER? 99 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:47,497 OH. THE ANSWER... 100 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,133 NOPE. 101 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,382 ROMANCE IS FOR THE WEAK-MINDED. 102 00:08:54,458 --> 00:08:56,418 Billy: NEW FRIEND COMING THROUGH! 103 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,830 NEW FRIEND COMING THROUGH! 104 00:08:57,917 --> 00:09:00,417 OUT OF THE WAY! ONE SIDE! 105 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,130 NEW FRIEND RIGHT HERE. 106 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,498 HI, GUYS. THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND. 107 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:08,173 [GASP] 108 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:17,075 HE HASN'T TOLD ME HIS NAME YET. RIGHT, PAL? 109 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:23,745 [SLOWLY] RIGHT. THIS IS IRWIN. 110 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:24,583 HI. 111 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,457 Billy: AND MANDY. 112 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:30,042 [HEARTBEAT POUNDING] 113 00:09:41,917 --> 00:09:43,627 AHHHHHH. 114 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,628 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 115 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:48,168 [SOFT LAUGHTER] 116 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:57,133 MANDY, SAY HELLO. 117 00:09:58,792 --> 00:10:01,792 [BLEATING] 118 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,455 COOL! COOL! 119 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:13,632 WHAT'S HIS NAME, AGAIN? 120 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:19,130 WELL, YOU'VE GOTTA CALL HIM SOMETHING. 121 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,288 HMM. 122 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,495 UH... 123 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:33,923 [SPUTTERING] 124 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,960 PIFF. WE'LL CALL HIM PIFF. 125 00:10:37,042 --> 00:10:38,132 PIFF? 126 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:40,128 PIFF. 127 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,250 Woman: HI, MANDY. 128 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:47,173 SO, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 129 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,210 THIS. 130 00:10:48,042 --> 00:10:49,922 [HEARTBEAT POUNDING] 131 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,785 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 132 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,535 [HARPS PLAYING] 133 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,035 WHY, MANDY. 134 00:10:56,125 --> 00:11:00,035 LI'L PUMPKIN, YOU'RE IN LOVE! 135 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,043 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 136 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:06,875 OH, MANDY, YOUR HEART IS SPEAKING TO YOU. 137 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,208 FOLLOW IT, DEAR CHILD, 138 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:12,502 FOR IT IS THE ONLY ROAD TO TRUE HAPPINESS. 139 00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:16,133 Voices: ♪ THE HEART 140 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:19,212 [GLASS BREAKS] 141 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:20,292 THE HEART. 142 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,955 OF COURSE. 143 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,880 HIYA, GRIM. 144 00:11:24,958 --> 00:11:27,578 THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND. 145 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,127 AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 146 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,630 COME ON, YOU CAN TELL OLD GRIM. I WON'T BITE. 147 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,578 HA HA HA! MUCH. 148 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,002 HE'S PIFF! 149 00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:53,083 [BILLY LAUGHING] 150 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:56,037 I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, PIFF! 151 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:59,075 I WANT YOU TO CUT IT OUT. 152 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,827 BUT HE STARTED IT. 153 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,457 NOT THAT. MY HEART. 154 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:06,502 I WANT YOU TO CUT OUT MY HEART. 155 00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:08,543 THAT, I CAN DO. 156 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:12,753 SO, MANDY, TO WHOM DO I OWE THE HONOR 157 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,173 OF CUTTING OUT YOUR HEART? 158 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,630 I'M IN LOVE WITH BILLY'S STUPID NEW FRIEND. 159 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:19,668 PIFF?! 160 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:23,380 SIT TIGHT. I KNOW A BETTER WAY. 161 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:28,748 WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE YOURSELF-- 162 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,543 AND NEITHER WILL HE. 163 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,705 AS LONG AS I CAN HATE AGAIN. 164 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:37,462 OH, YOU'LL HATE, ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL HATE. 165 00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:47,075 HERE YOU GO, PIFF. IT'S YOUR FAVORITE. 166 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:51,207 IT'S GOT MUSTARD. MMM. 167 00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:59,002 [SLOWLY] COME ON. MUSTARD. 168 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:18,625 MMM. THAT HITS THE SPOT, EH, PIFFY? 169 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:23,075 Mandy: HELLO, BOYS. 170 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:26,288 WHAT'S ON THE MENU? 171 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,672 PIFF. 172 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,463 [HEARTBEAT POUNDING] 173 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,830 [GULP] 174 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,173 [WHIMPERING] 175 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,830 WELL? 176 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:08,792 WOULD YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME, EH? 177 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,375 [GLASS BREAKS] 178 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:13,328 EH? 179 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,997 [HEARTBEAT RACING] 180 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,128 [HEARTBEAT STOPS] 181 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,078 NO. 182 00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,882 GO, PIFF! 183 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:28,748 [CRASH] 184 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:34,383 LIKE I SAID, ROMANCE IS FOR THE WEAK-MINDED. 185 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,673 Billy: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY. 186 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:50,290 IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY. 187 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:51,455 GUESS WHAT TODAY IS. 188 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,962 UM...VALENTINE'S DAY? 189 00:14:54,042 --> 00:14:56,292 NO. IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY! 190 00:14:56,375 --> 00:15:01,285 TODAY IS THE DAY THAT LOVERS SEND EACH OTHER ROMANTIC CARDS 191 00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,705 THAT SAY, "I LOVE YOU." 192 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:05,882 GROSS. 193 00:15:05,958 --> 00:15:10,078 ONE MIGHT SAY THAT YOU LOSE YOUR HEADS 194 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,997 IN THE HEAT OF PASSION. 195 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,333 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 196 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,457 Man: WELL, BILLY, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, 197 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,172 SO WE'RE OFF FOR A ROMANTIC WEEKEND. 198 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:24,460 OOH, OOH, OOH. HEY, LET'S GO TO DYNOBANOIDLAND. 199 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,918 UH, WHAT I MEAN IS, JUST THE TWO OF US 200 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,460 ARE OFF FOR A ROMANTIC WEEKEND. 201 00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:36,042 TOUGH LUCK, MAMA. DADDY AND I ARE OFF TO DYNOBANOIDLAND. 202 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,625 I THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER MEANS IS-- 203 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:41,578 WHAT I MEAN IS THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE LEAVING 204 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,457 AND YOU'RE NOT. 205 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:48,332 BUT IF YOU'RE NOT HERE, 206 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,207 MILKSHAKE'S SECRET HUT? 207 00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:51,212 [PASSES GAS] [MEOW] 208 00:15:51,292 --> 00:15:54,002 OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, SWEETHEART. 209 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,083 AUNT SIS WILL BABYSIT YOU. 210 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,417 [SIGH] 211 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,750 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT GOING ON A ROMANTIC WEEKEND? 212 00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:01,883 [SIGH] 213 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:06,078 OH, BILLY. YOUR AUNT SIS IS A SPINSTER. 214 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:08,377 THAT MEANS SHE HASN'T HAD ANYBODY TO LOVE 215 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,168 IN HER PATHETIC, LONELY LIFE. 216 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:12,830 WELL, NOT SINCE 25 YEARS AGO. 217 00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:15,167 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] YOUR AUNT SIS WAS DANCING WITH 218 00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:16,460 DOLPHIN LAYGRON. 219 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,332 OOH, HE HAD ALL THE MOVES. 220 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,167 THEY WERE SO MUCH IN LOVE. 221 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,130 IT WAS THE HAPPIEST 4 1/2 MINUTES OF HER LIFE... 222 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:26,458 WELL, UNTIL DOLPHIN FELL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GIRL 223 00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:29,632 AND BROKE AUNT SIS' HEART. 224 00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,165 THAT MAN HAD ALL THE MOVES. 225 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,330 BYE-BYE, BILLY. 226 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,497 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 227 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,043 YOU'RE A SPLINTER. 228 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:37,955 [SIGH] 229 00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:41,582 SO, DESPERATE FOR COMPANIONSHIP, 230 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,997 I, TOO, LONG FOR A FRIEND. 231 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,253 WHAT DO YOU SAY, AUNT SIS? 232 00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:51,173 ARE YOU DESPERATE ENOUGH TO SETTLE FOR ME? 233 00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:52,577 Billy: OOH, HEY, GUYS. 234 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,377 THIS IS MY BABYSITTER, AUNT SIS. 235 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:58,208 SHOULDN'T SHE BE OFF ON SOME ROMANTIC GETAWAY? 236 00:16:58,292 --> 00:17:00,042 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 237 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,495 NO. SHE'S A SPLINTER, 238 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,673 'CAUSE SHE'S GOT NOBODY. 239 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:07,580 [LOUD RUMBLING] 240 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,543 [CHATTERING] 241 00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:28,002 NERGLINGS. 242 00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:33,502 IT'S TONY CURTIS. 243 00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,538 NO, BILLY. IT'S NERGAL. 244 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:36,825 [BEEP BEEP] 245 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,747 OUR MORTAL ENEMY FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. 246 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:40,633 OH. YEAH. 247 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,998 BEE JING, PREPARE FOR COMBAT. 248 00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:46,287 [PASSES GAS] 249 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,290 YOU'RE EVEN MORE DESPERATE IN REAL LIFE. 250 00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:52,285 AAAH. 251 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,285 Billy: KEEP YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF HER. 252 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,535 SHE'S MINE. 253 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:57,825 OH, REALLY? 254 00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,127 YEAH, REALLY. 255 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:03,828 SO GO FIND LOVING COMPANIONSHIP SOMEWHERE ELSE. 256 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,205 [GIGGLING] 257 00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:09,082 HEY. OOH! 258 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,745 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 259 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,543 DARLING, LET ME TAKE YOU ON 260 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:22,375 THE MOST MEMORABLE NIGHT OF YOUR PITIFUL LIFE. 261 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,668 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 262 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,415 IF YOUR AUNT FALLS FOR NERGAL, 263 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,670 AND THEY GET MARRIED, 264 00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:32,540 THEN YOU AND NERGAL WILL BE RELATED. 265 00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:36,205 MUST...STOP... THE LOVE. 266 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:39,002 [MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING] 267 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,288 TO LOVE. 268 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,665 YEAH, WHATEVER. 269 00:19:05,292 --> 00:19:06,882 RROWR. 270 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:10,788 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 271 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,460 [SIGH] 272 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:38,792 THERE'S NOTHING A BUCKET OF SPIDERS CAN'T FIX. 273 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,213 AAAH, A BUG. 274 00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:47,922 GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF. 275 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,290 AAAH! 276 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:50,535 [THUMP] 277 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,125 I'M OK. 278 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,378 AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! 279 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:59,788 AH, AUNT SIS. WOULD THAT I COULD GIVE YOU THE WORLD. 280 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:04,075 ALAS, ALL I CAN OFFER IS MY HEART. 281 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:08,167 KEEP YOUR ORGANS TO YOURSELF, BUB. 282 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:14,540 Woman: OH, JOE. OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU. 283 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:23,705 BABYCAKES, THIS RING REPRESENTS MY ETERNAL-- 284 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,962 BLAST. WHERE IS THAT STUPID THING? 285 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,040 OH! 286 00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:33,172 EEE! OOH! EEE! OOH! 287 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:43,832 Billy: HEE HEE HEE! ♪ YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK 288 00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:47,167 NOW MY AUNT SIS WILL NEVER FALL IN LOVE AND MARRY YOU, 289 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,580 AND YOU AND I WON'T BE RELATED. 290 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,207 Aunt Sis: OH, NERGAL. 291 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,502 I LOVE YOU. 292 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,543 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY MOVE 293 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,205 LIKE THAT BEFORE. 294 00:20:56,042 --> 00:20:57,882 YOU'RE HOT. 295 00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:01,168 SO, AUNT SIS, 296 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,460 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 297 00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:03,252 OH, YES. 298 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:06,883 OF COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU. 299 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:08,918 NEPHEW. 300 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,958 WELL, BILLY, I GUESS THAT WILL MEAN 301 00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:18,962 FAMILY VISITS TO 302 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:22,172 THE ROASTING CENTER OF THE EARTH. 303 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,955 BILLY? 304 00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:29,132 HEE HEE HEE HEE! HEY, I FOUND ANOTHER PIECE OF CANDY. 305 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:08,168 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND --www.ncicap.org--TE 19092

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