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♪♪
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[LAUGHTER]
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♪♪
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WE'RE BACK, WITH A
VENGEANCE
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THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER.
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ISN'T IT GLORIOUS?
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PUT A SOCK
IN IT, GRIM.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU TWO?
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THEY'RE SENDING ME
TO FAT MATH CAMP.
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AND I'M BEING SENT
TO HAPPY GIRLS FUN CAMP
OF JOY AND NICENESS.
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THAT'S A BUMMER.
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THE BUS IS
DUE ANY MINUTE.
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MAYBE I CAN HELP.
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"TOADBLATT'S SUMMER
SCHOOL OF SORCERY."
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SWEET!
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HERE'S YOUR BUS NOW.
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WHOO-HOO!
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HEH HEH HEH.
HO HO HO.
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[BUZZER]
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WHOA!
WHAT IS IT NOW,
MISS LARGEBOTTOM?
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PARDON ME, MR. TOADBLATT.
THE NEW STUDENTS HAVE ARRIVED.
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Toadblatt:
UGH, SEND THEM IN.
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COME IN, COME IN.
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WELCOME TO THE TOADBLATT
SCHOOL OF SORCERY.
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I AM DEAN TOADBLATT.
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EXCUSE ME...
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FOR THROUGH THESE
HALLOWED HALLS
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HAVE PASSED
THE GREATEST WITCHES,
WARLOCKS, AND WIZARDS
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THE WORLD
HAS EVER KNOWN.
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WHY, IF EVER,
OH, EVER, A WIZ
THERE WAS--
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I GOT TO WHIZ.
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JUST HOLD IT,
BUSTER.
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IT'S TIME TO PUT
ON THE SQUID HAT.
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♪ OH, I'M SLIMY, I'M UGLY,
AND I AIN'T GOT DOUGH ♪
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♪ BUT I'LL TELL
YOU WHERE YOU CAN GO ♪
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♪ PUT ON YOUR
SQUID HAT, BABY--OW! ♪
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THIS ONE GOES
TO GUNDERSTANK.
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GUNDERSTANK.
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GUNDERSTANK.
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SPLENDID.
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HEH HEH HEH.
TICKLISH.
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WOW! NOW, THIS
ONE'S AN EMPTY VESSEL,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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YOU MEAN A FERTILE
MIND THAT'S OPEN
TO LEARNING?
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MAN, I MEAN EMPTY.
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HIS HEAD'S AS HOLLOW
AS A COCONUT.
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BETTER SEND HIM
TO WEASELTHORPE.
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WEASELTHORPE?
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WEASELTHORPE.
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I HATE WEASELTHORPE.
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NOTHING BUT NINCOMPOOPS,
FREAKS, AND WEIRDOS.
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THE WORST HOUSE
ON THE CAMPUS.
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THEY DREW MY PICTURE
ON THE REST ROOM WALL.
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NO!
OH, YES.
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I SAW IT.
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"FOR A GOOD
TIME," INDEED.
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BUT THEY'LL GET
THEIRS, YOU'LL SEE.
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I, UH, UM...
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WHERE WERE WE?
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YOU'RE NEXT, CUPCAKE.
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GOOD. I'M IN
A MOOD FOR CALAMARI.
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UH, WHAT'S
THAT SUPPOSED TO ME?
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[CRASH]
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MOMMY!
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YAH! JU-JUST PUT HER
IN WEASELTHORPE.
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AH, THE GRIM REAPER.
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I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.
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I'M MAKING YOU PREFECT
OF GUNDERSTANK HOUSE.
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Boy: ATTENTION EVERYONE.
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NEWEST
MEMBERS OF WEASELTHORPE--
BILLY AND MANDY.
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WITH THEIR HELP AND
MY GENIUS, WE WILL WIN
THE HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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HOUSE CHAMPIONSHIP?
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YEAH, GUNDERSTANK
ALWAYS WINS, THOUGH,
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BECAUSE DEAN
TOADBLATT HATES US.
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BY THE WAY, HONEY,
I'M NIGEL PLANTER.
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WHATEVER. LOOK, IF YOU
BATTER-DIPPED GEEKOIDS
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WANT TO BEAT
GUNDERSTANK HOUSE,
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THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO DO IT.
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SABOTAGE.
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OK, GUNDERSTANK HOUSE.
DEAN TOADBLATT WILL BE
SITTING IN ON CLASS TODAY.
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WHO REMEMBERS THE FINAL
INGREDIENT FOR A BASIC
INVISIBILITY POTION?
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EYE OF NEWT.
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ESPANOL?
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OH, UM...
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NEWTO.
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50 POINTS FOR GUNDERSTANK!
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GUILLERMO.
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NOW LET'S ADD
NEWTO.
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OOH.
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GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!
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MAN, THIS SABOTAGE
IS THE BEST IDEA
I'VE EVER HAD.
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IT WAS MY IDEA.
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MAN, I'M AWESOME.
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OH, MY BEAUTY.
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MY SWEET, SWEET CUMULON-6.
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[KISS]
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SEE YOU
TOMORROW, SWEETIE.
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[WHISTLING]
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[BILLY LAUGHING]
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Mandy: HERE IT IS.
DEAN TOADBLATT'S CASTLE.
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ONE GUNDERSTANK BRAND
DRAGON IN A CAN.
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RIGHT.
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FIRE IN
THE HOLE, BILLY.
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OHH! WELL, THAT'S
THE LAST TIME I HAVE PATE
WITH RASPBERRY YOGHURT.
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[FART]
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MY CUMULON-6.
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Toadblatt:
GUNDERSTANK HOUSE!
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OOH HOO,
I'M BRILLIANT.
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YEAH.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT
CAN GOT IN YOUR CASTLE.
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GUNDERSTANK'S
BEEN FRAMED.
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YOU'RE ON THIN
ICE, MR. REAPER.
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THIS FIELD TRIP BETTER GO OFF
WITHOUT A HITCH OR ELSE!
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OK, TODAY WE ENTER
THE ENCHANTED MEADOW
TO MILK JABBERWOCKS.
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HEY, JERK WAD.
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YOU'RE GOING
THE WRONG WAY.
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THE ENCHANTED
MEADOW IS IN
THAT SPOOKY CAVE,
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AND THE DEADLY
MANTICORE IS IN
THAT HAPPY MEADOW.
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CAN'T YOU READ?
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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OF COURSE, I'M RIGHT.
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I'M THE DEAN.
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[CHOMP]
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Manticore: YUM!
FROG'S LEGS.
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[FIGHTING]
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Toadblatt:
GUNDERSTANK. OW!
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Nigel: GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.
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I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
SABOTAGED GUNDERSTANK.
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WEASELTHORPE
WINS THE HOUSE CUP.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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HEY THERE, ANGEL FACE.
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MY PLAN WORKED
LIKE A CHARM, HUH?
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I THINK I DESERVE
A LITTLE TOKEN
OF APPRECIATION.
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UM, IT WAS
MY IDEA, NIGEL.
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WANT TO KNOW WHAT
IT FEELS LIKE TO KISS
A GREAT MAN LIKE ME?
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WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE TO LOSE
YOUR FRONT TEETH?
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ACTUALLY,
BEFORE THE KISS,
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TELL ME AGAIN
HOW YOU SABOTAGED
GUNDERSTANK?
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OH, WELL, I MESSED UP
THEIR INVISIBILITY POTION,
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AND THEN PUT A DRAGON IN STUPID
OLD DEAN TOADBLATT'S HOUSE,
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AND I MADE OUT WITH HIS--
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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NIGEL PLANTER.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
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DEAN TOADBLATT.
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I--I WAS JUST
KIDDING ABOUT THE--
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YOU'RE THROUGH,
PLANTER. FINISHED.
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LIKE, YOU MEAN,
EXPELLED?
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[CROWD BOOING]
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RELEASE THE GIANT
ONE-EYED DWARF.
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OH, COME ON.
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IT WAS ALL MANDY'S
IDEA, I SWEAR.
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DON'T BE SO MODEST, NIGEL.
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TAKE CREDIT
WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.
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[NIGEL SCREAMING]
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OH, MY LEG!
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THIS IS THE BEST SUMMER EVER.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLEON
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TV Announcer: AND NOW
LOVE PROBLEMS.
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I LOVE YOU,
BUT I HAVE A PROBLEM.
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[GASP] BUT...
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Man: HEY,
I WAS WATCHING THAT.
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NOT ANYMORE.
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NOW HURRY UP OR
YOU'LL BE LATE
FOR SCHOOL.
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I AM THE GRIM REAPER.
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I DON'T HAVE
TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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THIS EPISODE YOU DO.
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OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
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OHH!
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WE ALL GOT
TO GO SOMETIME.
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SCHOOL'S FUN.
COME ON!
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I'LL RACE YOU.
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HA HA HA.
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HA HA HA--
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OH, BILLY.
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HI, NURSE PEMBROKE.
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I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.
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WAIT, GRIM.
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EVIL LURKS
IN THOSE HALLWAYS.
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EVIL?
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BUT EVERYONE SEEMS
SO HAPPY AND CAREFREE.
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MY POINT EXACTLY.
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REMEMBER, GRIM, EVIL.
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EVIL.
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EVIL.
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Girls: HEY, MINDY.
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IT'S MANDY.
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AND SHE'S GOT
A NEW FRIEND.
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HA HA HA.
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
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HA HA HA.
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LOOK, THERE'S BILLY.
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MANDY? IS THAT YOU?
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OH, BILLY.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, MINDY?
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WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
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I AM THE--
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DON'T TALK TO HER, GRIM.
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[CRASH]
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HE'S AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM THE UNDERWORLD.
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WHERE'S THAT?
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
THERE AND FIND OUT.
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OH, HA HA HA.
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HA HA HA.
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WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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BEHOLD THE AWESOME
POWER OF...
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ZIP IT, GRIM.
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GRIM? NICE
TO MEET YOU, GRIM.
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AND THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.
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ANY FRIEND
OF MANDY'S IS
A FRIEND OF MINE.
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WE'RE FRIENDS ALREADY?
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THAT WAS EASY.
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Billy: OH, NO!
MINDY GOT GRIM.
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HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE.
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NO, THERE IS ANOTHER.
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OH, ABRAHAM.
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WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, BILLY?
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WOW, ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
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THEN I RAISED MY SCYTHE
AND TOLD HIM HE WAS,
LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD.
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OHH.
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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, GRIM.
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I AM?
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AM I YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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YOU'RE MY BEST
FRIEND EVER.
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I MISS GRIM.
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WE DON'T NEED GRIM.
WE GOT ABE.
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FOURSCORE AND
10 YEARS AGO--
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OR WAS IT 20?--
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UH, OUR GREAT
GRANDFATHERS...
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WHY CAN'T I GET THIS? WHY?
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BILLY, HE'S SCARING ME.
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DON'T LOOK AT HIM.
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IT'S TIME GRIM AND
I HAD A LITTLE TALK.
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SEE YOU IN CLASS, GRIMSY.
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KEEP IT REAL
ON THE FLIP SIDE.
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Mandy: YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE CROSSED ME, GRIM.
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00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:27,167
OH! MANDY?
IS THAT YOU?
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BUT I'LL FORGIVE YOU
SINCE YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
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DOWN, SPENCER.
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE I'M POPULAR.
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00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,165
I WON'T MINCE
WORDS WITH YOU, GRIM.
241
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,830
JOIN BACK WITH ME OR PAY.
242
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:43,077
TALK TO THE HAND.
243
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:48,077
FINE. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
MINDY LIKE I KNOW MINDY.
244
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:51,787
WHEN SHE MOVED INTO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
245
00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:56,995
SHE WAS ALONE,
FRIGHTENED, SO I THOUGHT
I'LL ASK HER HOW SHE WAS.
246
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,633
SO SHE TOLD ME...
247
00:11:58,708 --> 00:11:59,578
[BABBLING]
248
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,997
AND TOLD ME...
249
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:04,253
AND TOLD ME...
250
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,213
AND TOLD ME.
251
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:09,922
I WAS BEING CONSUMED
WORD BY WORD,
252
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,210
SENTENCE BY SENTENCE
WITH NO END IN SIGHT.
253
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:17,132
IN THAT MOMENT,
I JUST KNEW ONE THING.
254
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,958
IF I WAS TO SURVIVE,
IT HAD TO STOP.
255
00:12:20,042 --> 00:12:20,962
[GLASS SHATTERING]
256
00:12:21,042 --> 00:12:22,132
SO I TOLD HER...
257
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,078
SHUT UP.
258
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,997
SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT WELL.
259
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:32,003
THAT WAS WHEN SHE
DECIDED IF SHE COULDN'T
HAVE ME, NO ONE WOULD.
260
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,133
SO WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?
261
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,208
SHE'S MY BEST
FRIEND EVER,
262
00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,332
AND WE'RE GOING
TO GET JIGGY
AT THE MALL.
263
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,417
IDIOT.
264
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,080
RELEASE HIM.
265
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,167
[FLUSHING]
266
00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,125
Billy: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO AT THE MALL WITHOUT GRIM?
267
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,630
HE'LL BE THERE.
268
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,378
Billy: DONE FOR
TODAY NURSE PEMBROKE.
269
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,628
[SIGH]
270
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,208
I KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO.
271
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:59,632
WE'LL BUILD THE BEST
DANG LOG CABIN THIS
GREAT NATION HAS EVER SEEN.
272
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:01,998
[WHIMPERING]
273
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,883
A LOG CABIN, HUH?
274
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,708
OK. THAT'LL WORK.
275
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,712
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING]
276
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,002
OK, BOYS. LET'S
GET CHOPPING.
277
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,543
DO WE HAVE TO?
278
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,625
YES.
279
00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:29,417
WHEW! THAT SHOULD DO IT.
280
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,170
Billy: SO WHERE'S GRIM?
281
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,500
Grim: I'D LIKE
TO TRADE IN THIS OLD
BLADE FOR A NEW ONE.
282
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:38,173
SOMETHING IN YELLOW.
SIZE 15 IF YOU HAVE IT.
283
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,630
PERFECT.
284
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,037
MANDY!
285
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,785
WHOO!
286
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,375
WHOO!
287
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,628
YOUR FRIEND?
288
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:04,628
JUST CHECKING.
289
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:06,878
YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND.
290
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:08,208
HA HA HA.
291
00:14:08,042 --> 00:14:09,542
BUT--BUT--BUT--
292
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:11,415
I THOUGHT
THAT WE--
293
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,080
I--I--YOU...
294
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,497
WELL, THAT'S THAT.
295
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,043
BUT WHAT ABOUT GRIM?
296
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,535
[CRASH]
297
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,955
Grim, voice over: I LEARNED
A LOT THAT DAY AT SCHOOL.
298
00:14:40,042 --> 00:14:43,172
BUT MOSTLY I WAS GLAD
THAT MANDY FORGAVE ME
299
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:47,170
AND THAT WE WERE
OLD FRIENDS AGAIN.
300
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,250
IT'S GOOD TO BE HOME.
301
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,290
FRAGADACTYLOPS.
302
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:15,205
HMM, I'LL SEE
YOUR FRAGADACTYLOPS,
303
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:20,042
AND I'LL
RAISE YOU ONE
BULBOUS BLOBAGUTS.
304
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,332
IT'S LIKE THAT, EH?
305
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,830
SLOBAPUS.
306
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:27,827
TURKEY LIPS.
307
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,627
A BUG-EYED
BOOGER EATER.
308
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,208
A LIVER-BREATH
DROOLER.
309
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:33,132
A BIG DUMB
WIENER HEAD.
310
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,078
NOW BLASTO STINKO!
311
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,167
YAH!
312
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,540
WHAT IN BLAZES
IS GOING ON?
313
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,035
Together: WE'RE PLAYING
HOKEY MONSTER.
314
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,075
IT'S TOTALLY
STUPID.
315
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,077
REALLY?
316
00:15:44,167 --> 00:15:45,077
[BOYS YELL]
317
00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:46,167
[CRASH]
318
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,035
WELL, I DON'T GET IT.
319
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,995
MAYBE IF THEY
MONSTERS.
320
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,325
[GROWLING]
321
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,167
HEE HEE!
HEE HEE!
322
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,540
A REAL-LIVE
HOKEY MONSTER.
323
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,995
I ALMOST PEED
MY PANTS.
324
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,003
AAH!
325
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,923
WE WANT REAL
HOKEY MONSTERS!
326
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,500
WE WANT REAL
HOKEY MONSTERS!
327
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,083
THE OTHER KIND
ARE BORING.
328
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:13,787
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
329
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:17,075
WHAT WOULD YOU 2 WEIRDOS
DO WITH REAL HOKEY MONSTERS?
330
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:19,707
WE'D BE LIKE
ROCK STARS
331
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,132
OR NEWS
ANCHORMEN!
332
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:24,828
Together:
CHICKS WOULD DIG US!
333
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:32,128
OOH.
OOH.
334
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,078
VOILA.
335
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,787
REAL-LIVE
HOKEY MONSTER CARDS.
336
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,133
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
337
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,328
AH!
AH!
338
00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:45,917
BE CAREFUL
HOW YOU USE THESE.
339
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,290
NO ONE ELSE IS TO KNOW.
340
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,705
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
341
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,462
ABSOLUTELY.
ABSOLUTELY.
342
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,167
AND THIS ONE'S
A SNUFFLE-UPS.
343
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,330
HE HAS THE POWER TO
SPRAY MILK OUT HIS NOSE.
344
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:05,707
Billy:
WE HEAR YOU PLAY
HOKEY MONSTER.
345
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,922
WE'RE THE CHAMPS
IN THIS ALLEY.
346
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,500
WE CHALLENGE YOU
TO A THROW DOWN.
347
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,003
YOU'RE ON, MEAT.
348
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,213
I START
WITH DIMPLES.
349
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,832
MINE'S CREAMPUFF.
350
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,707
DIMPLES
AND CREAMPUFF?
351
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,212
[DISTANT CAR HORN HONKS]
352
00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:22,082
HA HA!
HA HA!
353
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,002
THEY'RE OUT
OF THEIR GOURDS.
354
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,043
THOSE ARE
WIMPY CARDS.
355
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:30,955
HA HA!
HA HA!
356
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:35,628
UH, UH, UH, UH...
357
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:38,328
Together: REAL-LIVE
HOKEY MONSTERS?
358
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,207
Irwin: OH.
359
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:42,212
AND 2 POWER CHIPS.
360
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:48,075
[BURPS]
361
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,923
[ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY]
362
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,745
[CHILDREN GASP]
363
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,080
HEY, HEY!
364
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,170
[BURPS]
365
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,710
DUDES, HE'S
MAKING PUKEWADS
366
00:18:09,792 --> 00:18:11,422
OUT OF MY CARDS.
367
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,040
WE'D BETTER BEAT IT, IRWIN.
368
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,245
WHY, I OUGHT TO--
369
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,213
HUH?
370
00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:20,042
HA HA!
HA HA!
371
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:24,165
OH, SURE.
PICK ON THE FAT KID.
372
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,575
MAN, THESE CARDS
SURE ARE A LOT
OF TROUBLE.
373
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,038
Irwin: HI, GRIM.
374
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,625
Billy: DON'T LOOK OUTSIDE.
375
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,037
[KIDS TALKING ANGRILY]
376
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,458
Grim: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
377
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,172
WE WANT REAL
HOKEY MONSTERS
378
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,750
LIKE BILLY
AND IRWIN.
379
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,043
THOSE RATS.
380
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,205
YEAH. WE WANT THEM, TOO.
381
00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,292
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
382
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,535
ALL RIGHT.
BRING ME YOUR CARDS
383
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,495
AND I'LL MAKE YOUR MONSTERS.
384
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:02,173
AFTER ALL,
WHAT HARM COULD THERE BE?
385
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,790
YAY!
YAY!
386
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,380
I GOT MY REAL
HOKEY MONSTER CARDS.
387
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,537
ME, TOO.
388
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,375
THIS ONE SHOOTS
LASER BEAMS.
389
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,075
[KIDS SCREAMING]
390
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,127
HEH HEH!
391
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,078
THIS ONE FIRES
GAMMA RAYS.
392
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,328
AAH!
393
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
GRR! GRR!
394
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,830
[LAUGHING
SINISTERLY]
395
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:46,827
[PPPFFFBBBTTT]
396
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:47,827
HUH?
397
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:49,127
[PPPFFFBBBTTT]
398
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,168
[YELLING]
399
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,375
[CHUCKLES]
400
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,080
[GROWLS]
401
00:19:58,167 --> 00:19:59,627
[PPPFFFBBBTTT]
402
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,207
ARR!
403
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:06,042
AAH!
AAH!
404
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,827
CITIZENS OF ENDSVILLE,
405
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,077
OUR CITY HAS BEEN OVERRUN
406
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,127
BY LIVING, BREATHING
HOKEY MONSTERS.
407
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,918
OH, THEY SEEM INNOCENT ENOUGH
WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE,
408
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
BUT THEY HAVE
THESE WEIRD POWERS.
409
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,383
WELL, ANYWAY, THEY'RE
REALLY WRECKING THE JOINT.
410
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,668
WHAT?
411
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,670
SAY, THEY
REALLY ARE CUTE
412
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,710
WHEN THEY'RE LITTLE.
413
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,382
HA HA!
414
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,380
AND THAT'S THE NEWS.
415
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,665
THAT'S MY FAVORITE
NEWS GUY.
416
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,790
[BOOM]
417
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,075
[KIDS SCREAMING]
418
00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:44,127
[MONSTERS LAUGHING]
419
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,035
I'VE HAD ALL I CAN STANDS,
420
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,455
AND I CAN'T STANDS NO MORE.
421
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:57,792
GRIM, I WANT YOU TO WORK
YOUR MAGIC ON ONE MORE CARD.
422
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,245
YOU MADE YOUR OWN?
423
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,503
"MANDY'S MONSTER--
424
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,083
MAKES TOAST
OUT OF ALL
THE OTHER MONSTERS."
425
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:08,125
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
426
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,133
TV: WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS.
427
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,668
THERE'S A NEW RATHER BADLY
DRAWN MONSTER IN ENDSVILLE--
428
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:16,080
MANDY'S MONSTER.
429
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,127
WHILE THE OTHER MONSTERS
WERE BUSY DESTROYING THE CITY,
430
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:21,288
MANDY'S MONSTER
APPEARED IN THE SKY,
431
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,825
AND, WITH
ITS OWN SPECIAL POWERS,
432
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,077
TURNED THOSE HORRIBLE
MONSTERS INTO TOAST,
433
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:29,077
WHEREBY HUNDREDS OF PIGEONS
QUICKLY DEVOURED THEM.
434
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,287
BIG WHOOP.
435
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,960
[CHEWING]
436
00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,752
NO TOAST IN BED!
437
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,213
SORRY.
438
00:21:44,042 --> 00:21:45,382
[GULPS]
439
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,708
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