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Honey?
Mm-hmm.
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You excited?
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I couldn't be happier.
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Okay. Uh, the phone- Do we take
the phone or leave the phone?
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Leave it.
Uh, the new house- You really love it?
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Oh, what's not to love?
Hmm?
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It's the most beautiful,
the most wonderful- Sweetheart-
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I mean, I love it. It's gorgeous.
You know that? Sweetheart- Honey-
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No, honey. This is happy.
Really. I am happy. Listen.
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It's gonna be wonderful.
Ugh. It's just that this house-
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Yeah, well, you will learn
to love the new one.
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And all of our friends are here,
and- Well, we'll make tons of new ones.
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Look, an hour on the freeway every day
is killing me. I know, I know. I know.
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I never see you. I never see the kids.
I know, and you never see the kids.
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I know, honey.
I'm sorry.
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It's just that there are
so many good memories...
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tied up to this old place.
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I don't think
I've ever felt... safer...
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than I have here
in this house.
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Barbara-
It's true.
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And I know
you've sensed that too.
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Oh, I heard the music
again last night.
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For 10 years, we've been
living in this house,
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and for 10 years, you've been
hearing things up there.
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Yeah. That's 'cause
there are things up there.
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Well, it's our last night in the house,
we've got a big day tomorrow,
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so put in your earplugs
and let's get some sleep.
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Okay.
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Come on!
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Everybody out.
I like this house.
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You're sure that you have-
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Hey! Hey!
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Hi. You the Tuckers?
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Yeah.
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Oh. Sorry about the stuff.
This stuff yours?
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Mm-hmm.
Tony. Tony Sepulveda.
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Oh, yeah. Hi.
Oh. Oh.
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You bought the house.
Yep.
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You dudes weren't here when the
real estate agent showed us around.
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No.
What are those? Kids?
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Yeah. One of each.
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Cute.
They live with you?
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- So far.
- Nice.
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Tony?
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This is my wife, Sheena.
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You probably recognize her.
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Take off the glasses, honey.
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Video Vixens?
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Nuclear Winter War Brides?
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Don't you people rent adult cassettes?
Thighs and Whispers was her latest one.
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I'm her personal manager.
Here's my card.
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- "Nino's for Brakes."
- No, the- the other side.
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Oh, the handwritten side.
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Robin?
I'm up here.
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There's something I have to
tell you about this house.
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We feel that-
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Well, I feel
that this house is haunted.
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Tony!
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Uh-huh.
Um, it's-
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It's nothing bad.
It's nothing bad. It's just-
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It's nothing.
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This house was built
in the '20s,
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and the first couple that moved
in here were the Chumskys.
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Evelyn and- and Nelson.
Yeah, Evelyn and Nelson.
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And, uh, they lived here
for about 30 years,
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and then, uh,
Mr. Chumsky died.
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He, uh- He was riding
his bicycle and broke his neck.
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Ohh!
Yeah.
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That's tough.
So you never cut this back, huh?
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Let's play Alice in Wonderland.
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Off with her head!
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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And a couple of years later,
Mrs. Chumsky died.
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The neighbors think
she died of a broken heart.
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Ohh!
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And, uh, then
a young couple moved in here.
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And?
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And they thought
they heard some noises...
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and saw a few things
floating.
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And?
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And what?
The fire! The fire!
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Oh, yeah. We had a fire
when the kids were younger.
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And, uh,
we were all sleeping.
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And we would have
been killed for sure.
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Something shook me...
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and woke me up.
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Is that it?
That's it.
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So you figure these dead Chumskys
are up in the attic, huh?
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No, no.
Maybe. Maybe.
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No.
Maybe.
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Come on.
Give me a break, will ya?
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Happy anniversary, Beauty.
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Happy anniversary, Beast.
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- Finger paint?
- No. Dance.
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Well,
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you do seem nicer
than the others.
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Oh!
Okay.
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Just think.
Seems like yesterday,
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but here we are,
we've been married now for 65 years.
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Sixty-five years!
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And every year gets better.
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The Tuckers have left.
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Here I go!
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I'll miss them.
They were lovely people.
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Lovely. But what do you think
of those new ones?
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They look a bit brassy,
don't they?
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Well, they're just people.
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I mean, uh,
how bad can they be?
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I'm ready!
No, not yet. Not yet, honey.
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Now?
No, I just gotta move this over here.
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Tony! Now? Just wait a minute.
I want to move this.
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I just gotta
get this right.
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Am I in the right position? Honey, I'll tell
ya. I'll tell ya when it's time, all right?
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Just shut it.
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I can't wait here all day.
All right.
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Spread your arms a little.
Spread your arms- That's it.
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Now, move your arms back by the pillow.
That's it. Okay. Go!
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Now, heat it up.
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All right. Don't hit your head again.
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That's nice, honey.
All right. Come on down.
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Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Come on. Big bump!
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That's nice, baby.
Don't bite the boa. It's 200 bucks.
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I feel like we're Peeping Toms.
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Don't worry about it.
They can't see us unless we let 'em.
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Nice.
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We should go now. You've had enough
for one day. No, no, no, no, no.
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We're gonna finish big, baby.
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Oh, yeah!
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Always end big, honey.
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That was great.
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I had tears in my eyes.
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Really?
Well, one eye.
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All right. I say
we rehearse it one more time.
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Then we go down to the mall,
go in one of those photo booths...
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and shoot your album cover.
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You're so good to me.
Tony?
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00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:04,366
Yo. When I was
singing just now,
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I had this really strange,
spooky feeling.
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Honey, I told you not to listen to
your voice. Concentrate on the moves.
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No. I mean I felt like...
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people were watching me.
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"People"?
Does that sound stupid?
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00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,591
No, honey.
Not coming from you.
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Come on. One more time.
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What's that?
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I forgot to tell you-
I got you a dog.
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Uh, it's in the closet.
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00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:36,206
Tony, you locked a dog
in a closet?
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- He could eat my clothes.
- Come on, girl!
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Oh, Tony Maroni!
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I love him!
He's adorable!
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You bought him for me?
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Yeah.
Well, not exactly.
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The pet store owner went in the back,
and the video security wasn't working,
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so, here you go.
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Mmm!
I named it Sheena.
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So you wouldn't
forget her name.
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Sheena!
What's the matter?
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Kinda loud, isn't she?
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Calm down!
It sees us!
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Dogs always do.
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Calm down, Sheena!
Calm down!
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Quiet, girl. Lookit, honey.
She likes my picture.
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Well, it takes one to know one.
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Tony!
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No, honey.
I meant the movie was a dog.
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Nelson, I don't like these people.
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They're not nice people,
not nice at all.
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Well, maybe it's us.
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Maybe we're behind the times.
Oh! They've ruined our house.
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It looks like a... flying saucer.
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Did the Tuckers act this way?
Did the Hunsuckers?
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We can't go through eternity
like this.
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You're right.
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We've got to get them
out of here.
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But how?
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Boo!
Oh, Nelson.
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Well, we're ghosts, aren't we?
People are scared of ghosts.
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Let's scare the cream cheese
out of these Sepulvedas.
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Us?
Yeah.
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Let's be terrifying!
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Oh, Nelson, I don't feel very terrifying.
If we had to,
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we could bring the house
crashing down on their heads.
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Nelson! No!
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Our house?
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If we destroy our house,
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then we're doomed.
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Doomed to wander through
an eternal limbo...
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in which our souls will have
absolutely no peace.
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Let's do it.
We'll do it. We'll do it.
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We've got to do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, it's absolute, absolute.
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We will.
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They're asleep, Nelson.
We-We'd better come back later.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
Brace yourself.
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This is gonna be very scary.
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Boo!
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Boo! Boo!
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00:14:56,876 --> 00:15:01,074
This is going to send them running in terror?
Well, they're heavy sleepers.
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Bo-o-o-o!
Let me try.
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00:15:03,983 --> 00:15:07,475
Woo-oo-oo!
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00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:11,319
Oh, th-th-that's good. That's very good.
Uh, a little more vibrato in it.
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Woo-oo-oo-oo!
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Tony, wake up!
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Tony. Remember-
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Remember what those people
said about the ghosts...
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who fell off their bicycles
and broke their hearts?
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Yeah.
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Tony! I'm really scared!
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It's okay, honey.
It's okay.
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It's... okay. Oh, baby.
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Oh, baby.
Oh!
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Nobody's gonna get you,
honey, except me.
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Oh!
Oh, my.
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What? What? What is it?
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A movie.
A movie?
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Yeah.
In there?
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00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:08,213
Yeah. That's how
they do it now.
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Uh, Zombie Ghost
of Cannibal Island.
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This-This will teach us...
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how to get rid of
those two upstairs.
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Aah! No! No! Don't eat me!
Not my clothes!
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No!
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That girl... is the Sepulveda girl!
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Yeah. And look how scared she is.
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Not that! No!
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Turn it off. Turn it off!
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No, no, no, no, no.
We-We gotta watch.
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What do you want with me?
I just don't understand.
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Clark Gable kissing Vivien Leigh-
that's a movie!
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Yeah, but now we understand
how to scare people. Let's go.
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My God.
Even a train stops.
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Let's just get it over with!
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All right. Uh, we'll let them see us.
Now, together on three.
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One, two, three.
237
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:26,757
Tony, look! Zombies!
Zombies.
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Get out!
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00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,529
They're gonna want to
eat my skin!
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Oh, Tony, don't let them eat me!
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Sheena!
What?
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Not you. Sheena!
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Sheena!
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Good, Sheena!
Kill 'em! Kill 'em!
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- Let's just get out of here. Tonight. Now!
- Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute!
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Tony Sepulveda
was not born yesterday.
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00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:06,860
Well, of course not, honey.
Look how big you are.
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Honey,
250
00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:13,564
that wasn't no ghosts.
251
00:18:13,639 --> 00:18:16,073
It was the people
that sold us the place.
252
00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:18,508
The Tuckers. Yeah.
And they're out there somewhere,
253
00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:20,807
plotting.
254
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,145
But why would the Tuckers-
Because they want the house back.
255
00:18:24,216 --> 00:18:27,276
They made a bad deal,
so they're tryin' to scare us off.
256
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:32,479
But they walked through that wall.
No, they didn't.
257
00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:34,958
You forget,
I'm in the business.
258
00:18:35,027 --> 00:18:38,326
I know special effects
when I see 'em.
259
00:18:38,397 --> 00:18:40,695
You mean, like Thriller?
Yeah.
260
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:42,996
You got it, baby.
261
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:47,004
But it's gonna take a lot more than a couple
of phony ghosts to scare offTony Sepulveda.
262
00:18:47,072 --> 00:18:49,267
You hear that, Tuckers?
You guys act clean-cut, but-
263
00:18:49,341 --> 00:18:51,935
They're staying!
Oh!
264
00:18:52,011 --> 00:18:56,971
Whatever we do to scare them,
they're gonna think it's the Tuckers!
265
00:18:57,049 --> 00:19:01,679
Oh, it's hopeless!
They're too stupid to scare!
266
00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:05,554
Never mind, dear.
We still have each other.
267
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:07,751
Yes, we do.
268
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:10,193
And we have our attic.
269
00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:12,753
Our own private love nest.
270
00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:19,100
Thank you, Beast.
271
00:19:19,171 --> 00:19:21,162
Thank you, Beauty.
272
00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:28,676
Tony! What are you doing?
273
00:19:28,747 --> 00:19:31,614
Ew! This is creepy
up here!
274
00:19:31,684 --> 00:19:33,914
Look at this junk.
275
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:36,887
How can people
live like this?
276
00:19:36,956 --> 00:19:39,015
No class.
277
00:19:41,727 --> 00:19:44,093
You know, maybe we can
sell some of this stuff.
278
00:19:44,163 --> 00:19:46,631
Oh!
279
00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,894
Nah. I guess not.
280
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:55,464
Hey, Tony. Look at this.
281
00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:59,602
It's newspaper clippings-
the Chumskys.
282
00:19:59,678 --> 00:20:02,238
What's vaudeville?
283
00:20:02,314 --> 00:20:04,748
Forget it, honey.
It's deader than they are.
284
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:11,681
Hey! This must be
Chumsky's bike!
285
00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:14,317
The horse that bit him.
286
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:16,884
Oh!
287
00:20:16,962 --> 00:20:20,420
What kind of an idiot
kills himself riding a bicycle?
288
00:20:23,802 --> 00:20:26,464
Oh! Are you okay?
289
00:20:26,539 --> 00:20:29,906
Yeah. Great.
Never better.
290
00:20:29,975 --> 00:20:33,138
Tony. Hair.
291
00:20:33,212 --> 00:20:36,409
Oh, Tony! Look!
Honey, watch the rug!
292
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,641
Oh!
Oh, baby. That isn't real.
293
00:20:40,719 --> 00:20:43,916
Well, either is any of the stuff
you've given me.
294
00:20:43,989 --> 00:20:47,755
Yeah, but at least the stuff
I gave you looks-
295
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:51,421
Hey. Hey, w-wait a minute.
296
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,431
Now I get it.
297
00:20:57,503 --> 00:21:00,734
Now I know why those Tuckers wanted to
get back in here. This stuff is real!
298
00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:04,742
And worth somethin'!
It is? Wow!
299
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:08,246
"To Evelyn, from Nelson."
300
00:21:08,314 --> 00:21:11,772
Aww.
Well, it's ours now.
301
00:21:13,786 --> 00:21:17,381
Oh, Tony, none of this stuff
even goes with my wardrobe!
302
00:21:17,456 --> 00:21:20,823
Honey, we're gonna sell it and use
the money to fix up the attic...
303
00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:22,884
like we did downstairs.
No!
304
00:21:22,962 --> 00:21:25,522
You know, nice.
305
00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:29,762
Wait a minute. I got it! We're gonna
shoot your next picture right here!
306
00:21:29,835 --> 00:21:33,566
Triple "X."
3- D.
307
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:37,200
Sheena Does... Everything.
308
00:21:37,276 --> 00:21:40,040
Aah!
309
00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:44,708
- Tony!
- Nelson! Shame on you!
310
00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:04,058
Tony!
311
00:22:04,136 --> 00:22:06,127
Tony?
312
00:22:07,406 --> 00:22:10,341
Was it the Tuckers?
No.
313
00:22:12,277 --> 00:22:15,542
Was it a special effect?
314
00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:17,639
No.
315
00:22:19,852 --> 00:22:21,843
Was it-
316
00:22:25,858 --> 00:22:27,849
Yes!
317
00:22:30,029 --> 00:22:33,089
Tony, wait for me!
Whoa!
318
00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:35,099
Hold it!
319
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,500
Tony!
320
00:22:40,639 --> 00:22:43,301
Down, girl!
Tony, wait!
321
00:22:46,178 --> 00:22:48,669
"Kiss the cook."
Okay.
322
00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:52,507
Oh, honey,
I'm so glad we're home.
323
00:22:52,584 --> 00:22:55,576
Yeah. What's another hour
on the freeway?
324
00:22:55,654 --> 00:22:57,588
That's good.
Where'd you learn to do that?
325
00:22:57,656 --> 00:22:59,749
You hungry?
Mm-hmm.
326
00:23:27,252 --> 00:23:30,153
Is it me, or do you just
get better looking every day?
327
00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:33,817
I probably get better looking
every day.
328
00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:36,326
I know you do.
329
00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:40,793
Well, I-
330
00:23:40,866 --> 00:23:43,061
I love this time of year.
331
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:47,595
Summertime.
Freshly cut grass.
332
00:23:47,673 --> 00:23:50,642
Hickory barbecue.
Okay, kids. Two minutes.
333
00:23:50,709 --> 00:23:54,236
The kids playing.
It's nice, isn't it?
334
00:23:55,347 --> 00:23:57,941
Lovely.
335
00:23:58,016 --> 00:24:01,474
Ah, it's nice to be
a family again.
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