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I'm okay!
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Aw, man. This is the worst.
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The smell is stinging my eyeballs.
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Ooh, I'm angry. I'm clearly angry!
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It smells bad!
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What happened here?
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Sorry, Zora. I guess
our picnic is ruined.
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Zora?
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The water is magical.
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What are you doing?
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Come, frolic with your woman, Mort.
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- Do something, Clover.
- All right! Back up, you lot!
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Move along!
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Feel free to help at any time, Maurice.
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What are they mad about?
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Somebody dumped a bunch of junk
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in the Watering Hole, Your Majesty.
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Why is this the first time
I'm hearing of this?
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Been bugging you about it for weeks,
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but you kept blowing me off.
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Hmm?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I assumed we were cutting
away to a flashback. No?
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Okay, then. Fine, I'll handle this.
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Peoples! I have heard
your angry grumbles
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and I promise to find out
who is responsible
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for stinking up the Watering Hole.
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That's right. I'm putting my best
Ringtail Guard Captain on it.
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Yes! Old Teddy's a man on a mission!
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Clover, Ted. I meant Clover.
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Copy that, sir! Lieutenant Colonel
Sugarbottoms, standing down!
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Clover will find out
who is to blame for this
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and we'll make sure
they answer for their crimes.
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They will pay! Harshly!
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They will be visited
upon with great vengeance.
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So we good?
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- Yeah, we're good.
- Yeah, sure, why not?
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I thought he died.
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Aw, hun! I was sure this was your time.
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I feel like nobody takes me
seriously as a tough, capable fella.
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Could have something to do with
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how much you say words like "fella."
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I just wish my secret friend
Snake was still around.
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Ooh, that makes two of us!
I mean, he was nice.
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Nice? Why, he was the roughest rascal
I've ever met.
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I don't mean to eavesdrop,
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but I'm 75 percent bat from the neck up,
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so I hear everything. Come with me.
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It's pretty nice to finally have
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a quiet night in after weeks
of victory parties.
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Your Majesty, I have located
the suspect responsible
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for dirtying the Watering Hole.
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Excellent.
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Go ahead.
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Are you gonna tell me who it is?
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Oh, it's Timo!
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You really might be psychic, Xixi.
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Mind-meld with me and tell me
what I'm thinking right now.
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Stop! You're so bad!
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I contaminated the Watering Hole, okay!
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But only because
you ordered me to, King Julien!
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You said we needed to
get rid of the trash,
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left over from the war with Koto.
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So, I created an apparatus
to funnel it down
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into the Watering Hole nobody's been to
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in a couple of seasons.
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What are we thinking
is a suitable punishment?
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Flogging? Stockades?
A public execution?
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Ooh! Any of those would be
great for my ratings.
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What? You guys! No!
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Timo's my homie.
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I'll go on Xixi's show
and take the blame.
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That could be even
better for my ratings!
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Don't worry, Timo, your boy KJ is gonna
set the record straight.
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Timo did it.
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What?
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He forced me to help him.
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It feels so good to let that out!
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So, just to recap
this exclusive interview.
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King Julien bravely tried
to keep you all safe,
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but an evil mad scientist
wanted to poison your water.
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I don't throw around the term hero...
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I do! Anybody who wants to
call me a hero, I can't stop ya.
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Don't worry, my peoples!
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From now on, I will do everything I can
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to make sure the Watering Hole,
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is a safe, clean place to swim,
jet-ski and go to the bathroom!
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Oh!
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This is gonna be good.
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I can help Ted become
his alter-ego Snake again.
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Well, gosh, doc, is it safe?
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It is no more dangerous
than drinking poison.
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Sold!
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What? You said you wanted
to feel like a tough fella again.
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All right, I'll do it.
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For the woman I live with!
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I hear you folk a-lookin' for Snake?
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Bon temps rouler.
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That was awesome!
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All I had to do was throw
Timo under the bus.
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Democracy in action, peoples, what-what?
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And I'm getting taken seriously
as a journalist!
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It's all I ever wanted,
besides my parents' approval.
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It's fine. They're fine.
I haven't talked to them.
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"Taken seriously?"
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You helped King Julien blame Timo
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for something that was his idea.
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And now everybody loves
me more than evs.
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- Really?
- Check it.
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All right, we get it!
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Do you hear that?
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They love King Julien!
Just because of some stupid interview
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we did with that buffoonish bird...
Oh, hi, Xixi!
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What are you getting at, Clover?
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If King Julien is able to use Xixi
to push his agenda,
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it may make ruling easier.
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We could make citizens feel safe.
Make them trust us.
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That sounds like propaganda.
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Ooh.
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Propaganda. Sounds so fancy.
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Excuse me. Pro-propaganda.
A-Propa. Ga-ga-ganda.
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I like this angle.
Putting Julien's best foot forward.
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Ooh.
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I can't wait for our next big scoop!
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Then I have got a doozy
for you ding-dongs.
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Voila cher!
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Now ya got you a place to store
all your ceramic figurine.
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Those are Ted's. "Glass menagerie."
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You're telling me that, that there box
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full of hand-blown unicorns
belongs to my alter-ego?
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How'd you put up with that geek
for so long?
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Oh, Ted's great.
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It's just nice to see
this side of him too.
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You must have worked up a manly thirst.
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No coaster?
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Talk about the ultimate bad boy!
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Snake.
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Hmm.
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As you geniuses,
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that's a little thing
we like to call sarcasm,
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can see the mango bank has been
cleared out again.
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Wh... How did this happen?
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The same way it happened the last time.
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Your dang parents.
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While Koto was on the throne,
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the kingdom didn't have
any mangos coming in.
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The kingdom's out of mangos
while Julien's parents
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are hoarding more than
they could ever eat?
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Hmm.
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Xixi, who do we blame this one on?
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We can iron out the specifics later.
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Or even better,
I'll make something up on the fly.
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I am a journalist after all.
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Making up stuff isn't
what journalists do!
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And what journalism school
did you go to, Maurice?
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Uh-huh.
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Thought so.
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Gecko Watch! Friend or Foe or Enemy?
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Sources inside the throne room think
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there's evidence linking geckos
to our recent mango shortage.
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Them little lizards're the bad guys?
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After everything we've done for them?
Milkin' 'em and what not!
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Boo! Geckos! Boo!
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You really believe that geckos
were able to eat all those mangos?
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I don't know, but if the
news lady's saying it,
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I ain't one to argue.
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Somethin' wrong, cher?
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No, well...
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Ted would've made
a Logic Police citizen's arrest
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if he had heard something
that fishy on the news.
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Snake.
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Thanks for getting me the best view.
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I can see my King Julien from here.
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It is my job to lift things.
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I am woman.
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We are married.
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As you know, there are
no softball questions in the Xixi Zone.
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So here goes.
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What makes Madagascar the
greatest kingdom in the world?
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Whoa, Xix.
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Putting me on the spot.
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I've been warned
about your gotcha questions.
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But seriously, Madagascar is great
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because of all the viewers
in your audience.
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We're just flat out better
than all the other kingdoms.
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Quick follow-up. How
are you still single?
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This is wrong.
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It's just a few little white lies
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to make the kingdom
feel secure and proud.
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Right? Right?
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You guys are the greatest!
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There you have it, folks!
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The king's awesome,
and you guys are the greatest!
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What else can we tell them
to make them adore me?
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To deal with the mango shortage,
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King Julien has graciously offered
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we eat stuff that
washes up in Junk Harbor.
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Aw, he is the best.
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King Julien says there's nothing
to worry about!
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Be as wasteful as you want!
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Today's debate question,
what color is this?
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It's greenish-gray, ya ignoramus!
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It's grayish-green,
ya old snappety turtle!
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Get out of my country!
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Seems like the only thing
we can all agree on
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is that this is the greatest country
in the world!
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Xixi! Xixi! Xixi! Xixi! Julien! Julien!
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Oh, I bet your parents
would be real proud.
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If they cared about you...
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Who needs parents? I've got a hit show!
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Ew!
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That water looks filthy.
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But that smarty-pants news lady said
this was tooken care of!
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Well, you can't believe
everything ya see on TV.
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Cannonball!
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Ya gone and got the filthy Delta water
on my old lady!
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Get on out here and face my wrath!
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Okay!
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Ted, I really don't think
this is appropriate.
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The name is Snake!
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Now you pipe down, you snappety turtle
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while I defend your dang honor!
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This is my dojo, son!
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Come on, bring it if you ain't yella!
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Why do you do this?
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Ow! I'm-a cramping up!
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And I can't hit a woman
whose voice is that deep.
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Heck, what have I done?
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Uh... What happened to you?
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Oh.
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It started right after I swam
in the Watering Hole
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but I got no clue what caused it.
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Ooh, You guys!
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You're just in time.
Eh, Mort. Something's different.
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You get a haircut or something?
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You ready for your
interview, King Julien?
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I just had a few talking points
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you could maybe hit in our interview.
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"King Julien is
the smartest lemur of all time."
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"King Julien's spray
tan is so lifelike."
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"King Julien might
have invented croissants."
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I was kind of hoping
to ask some real questions.
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Do I really have to say all this?
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Yeah, it's easy, check it you just go...
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Hey, King Julien, you are a genius
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with a very believable, very even tan.
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How did you invent croissants?
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But my audience wants real questions!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
I made you who you are, Xixi!
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This is no time to be going off script.
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Okay.
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And when we come back from commercial,
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we have got an XNN Exclusive.
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Ooh.
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Exclusive! This is gonna be good.
256
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:19,440
I hope she plays up
the handsomeness angle.
257
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,650
Xixi.
258
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,290
Okay.
259
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:35,290
How well do we know King Julien?
What is he hiding?
260
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:38,960
Did he lie about
cleaning up the Watering Hole?
261
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,550
We'll be right back.
262
00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:41,960
Huh?
263
00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:43,880
In what is already being called
264
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,130
a revolution
in home tattoo removal kits...
265
00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:48,800
What was up with that?
266
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,890
Want me to rough her
up, Your Majesty? Ha!
267
00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,060
Please say yes!
268
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:56,810
When I went to do a follow-up
on the Watering Hole cleanup,
269
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,900
it was still polluted,
even though you assured me
270
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:02,730
and I assured my viewers it wasn't.
271
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,700
But this is the news.
272
00:14:04,725 --> 00:14:06,866
We can say whatever we want to be true,
273
00:14:06,891 --> 00:14:09,106
and the peoples will believe it.
274
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,450
Look, you screwed up,
275
00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:14,040
but you could come on my show
and tell the truth.
276
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,040
It would be huge for my ratings.
277
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,540
Which would be huge for my self-esteem.
278
00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:20,949
This isn't like an ambush thing, right?
279
00:14:20,974 --> 00:14:22,936
It's important for the government
280
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:26,083
and the media to be on the same page.
281
00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:28,140
This is a bad idea, Your Majesty.
282
00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:29,930
You worry too much.
283
00:14:30,010 --> 00:14:32,430
Yeah, I mean, what am I gonna do?
284
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:36,600
Choose TV ratings
over my friend and king?
285
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,980
So what? What? Like, I'm just gonna pick
286
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:42,730
being respected and admired by everyone
287
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,480
over my friend and king?
288
00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:47,360
Nah! Probably not gonna happen.
289
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:49,030
See, Clover?
290
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:51,030
You were worried about nothing.
291
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:54,910
This is a Xixi News Network Exclusive!
292
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,790
We're back with King Julien
who has assured me that
293
00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:01,000
despite the overall cruddy appearance
of the Watering Hole
294
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,050
the water is still safe.
295
00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:06,210
That's right, Xixi.
296
00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:11,550
Sometimes these things just look worse
than they actually are.
297
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,930
Everything's okay.
298
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,640
Then I guess you'd be willing
to take a little swim?
299
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,100
Are you crazy, woman?
300
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,650
I mean,
301
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:25,980
sure, sure, I can swim in this
302
00:15:26,070 --> 00:15:29,070
clean, non-smelly water.
303
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,370
Very...
304
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,530
simple for me to do...
305
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:39,620
I forgot my suit.
Mort, you should go first!
306
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,550
I'm ok...
307
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,100
I'm okay.
308
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,730
Huh. Nothing.
309
00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,730
See? Nothing.
310
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,530
He's okay.
311
00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,110
What?
312
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,780
This is bad.
313
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,570
Success has gone to Xixi's head.
314
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:18,200
Since when do journalists
hold politicians accountable for stuff?
315
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:19,910
We just need to fix the problem.
316
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,790
Timo, you're rehired.
317
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:24,250
Do whatever it takes to fix that hole.
318
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:27,380
I'll reroute the sludge and garbage
319
00:16:27,460 --> 00:16:29,460
to a place nobody ever goes!
320
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,090
Sounds an awful lot like
321
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:33,800
you're just relocatin' the problem
instead of fixing it.
322
00:16:33,863 --> 00:16:34,903
Exactly!
323
00:16:34,983 --> 00:16:36,260
Timo gets it!
324
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,230
I can't wait to see the look
in Mom-Bot's soulless dead eyes!
325
00:16:41,390 --> 00:16:44,650
Now I just need to go on Xixi's show
and tell everybody
326
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:48,110
the king took care of the problem
and I'm awesome again.
327
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:51,280
Maybe I should do it instead.
You've done enough already.
328
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,740
You?
329
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:55,910
Have you already forgotten how bad
you were the last time
330
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:57,450
you were on Xixi's show?
331
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,410
Ancient aliens built that, man!
332
00:17:01,627 --> 00:17:03,320
I should be the one to go on the show
333
00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:05,293
to ensure there are no more mistakes.
334
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:09,170
My training allows me
to be absolutely calm under pressure.
335
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,800
I will relate to Xixi, build rapport.
336
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,090
And if that doesn't work,
337
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:16,140
I will rip her stupid beak off
and bludgeon her with it!
338
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,350
Xixi!
339
00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:29,940
Thank you and welcome
340
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:33,150
to the Xixi News Network Roundtable
341
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,160
Showdown!
342
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:37,370
Where our panel of non-experts
343
00:17:37,395 --> 00:17:39,180
shout their half-formed opinions
344
00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:41,379
about things they haven't researched.
345
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,330
We're live from the site
346
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:47,290
of the worst environmental disaster
of all time.
347
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:50,420
Oh, sure, sure, the
water was a bit murky
348
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:54,510
but as you can see behind us,
the problem has been resolved.
349
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,100
I don't know how you did it, Timo.
350
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:03,060
Well, a gentleman has to keep
some air of mystery.
351
00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:06,230
But a lot of folks are wondering
352
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:10,020
why it took so long for the King
to respond to the problem.
353
00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:13,360
Yeah, why is our government
so full of idiots?
354
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,950
Ooh, burn.
355
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,620
Idiots? What? No, I don't think that...
356
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:22,261
King Julien wants to poison all of us
357
00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:24,564
as part of a government conspiracy.
358
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,170
And I'm also pretty sure
he's controllin' the weather!
359
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,380
- What?
- He's a tyrant!
360
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:32,210
I bet he wasn't even born in Madagascar.
361
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,300
- Uh-huh.
- Huh.
362
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,170
Well, where would he possibly be born?
363
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,630
Don't be afraid
to call each other names, guys!
364
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:41,260
In fact, you got a funny
accent too, lady.
365
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,390
Where was you born?
366
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,060
That is none of your concern!
367
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:47,020
Yeah, where were you born, lady?
368
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,041
Back when a man could get away
369
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,754
with killin' somebody if he wanted to,
370
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,686
and why can't we do that anymore?
371
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,410
Uh-oh.
372
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:02,830
Uh-oh, what?
373
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,250
That rumbling is probably nothing.
374
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,420
How dare you question where I'm from?
375
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,340
Security!
376
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,010
I don't wanna wrestle, no!
377
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,140
Get the...
378
00:19:30,850 --> 00:19:33,320
Okay, now might be a
good time to tell you
379
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,820
I rerouted the garbage water underground
380
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,990
but the pump is overloading, we have to
381
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,700
shut it down!
382
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,620
Timo! Do something!
383
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,370
Something better!
384
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:50,710
You mind if I take a look?
385
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,080
Snake, it looks dangerous.
386
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:59,048
You should definitely take a look.
387
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,034
Consequences be darned.
388
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:02,090
Get in there.
389
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:20,110
Darn it to heck, hun! Get up!
Please! I need you!
390
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,870
I was wrong about Snake
and this is all my fault!
391
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,210
Bouncin' Bermuda shorts! What happened?
392
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,960
Oh, Ted, you saved us all.
393
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:34,880
Snake saved you all.
394
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,000
Snake is horrible, Ted!
395
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:40,090
You're the man I married.
396
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:41,800
I missed ya so much, hun!
397
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,890
- Even though I'm not as cool as Snake?
- Well...
398
00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,260
I mean, you gotta admit,
399
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,470
he's better than me
in every conceivable way.
400
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:52,390
I don't want better, Ted. I want you.
401
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,230
Thanks?
402
00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:04,990
Hmm. I have an announcement to make.
403
00:21:05,570 --> 00:21:07,740
- The news is canceled.
- What?
404
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:13,000
This is all my fault. I told Xixi
to say nice things about me
405
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,460
when what I really should
have been doing is being a leader
406
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,800
and taking responsibility.
407
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:22,670
I'm sorry, Xixi.
And I'm sorry, all of you.
408
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,720
You were kidding about the news
being canceled right?
409
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,930
It's all I have.
410
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,640
Look at us!
411
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,480
Xixi's so-called news
has turned the entire kingdom
412
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,650
into a bunch of angry,
uninformed mutants.
413
00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:38,900
Especially that thing.
414
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,610
What the heck, man?
415
00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:43,070
From now on, I promise
416
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,030
that I will never be dishonest again.
417
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:49,620
What do you say, peoples?
418
00:21:50,740 --> 00:21:52,290
Feel free to cheer!
419
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:01,463
And through Timo's ingenuity
and Julien's leadership,
420
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,958
we have finally found a sustainable way
421
00:22:03,983 --> 00:22:06,142
to deal with our garbage water problem.
422
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:08,720
Would you like
to do the honors, Your Majesty?
423
00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:10,640
Ta-da!
424
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,400
But, Timo. Timo?
Where's the sludge going now?
425
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,360
No idea, but it won't be
our concern any more.
426
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,860
Exactly.
427
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,400
It feels good to solve problems!
428
00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:35,576
I'm still in there, Teddy Boy.
429
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:39,830
Snake.
430
00:22:40,332 --> 00:22:45,332
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