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[J.D.] I missed living with Turk,but living with Elliot wasn't that bad.
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Hey, roomie. I'm having the girls
from my yoga class over for drinks.
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And FYI, Tina,
the tiny brunette, just got dumped,
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and she's looking for rebound sex.
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Honestly,
how could I be a better roommate?
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[J.D.] She could be half Turkand half Elliot.
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Hey, dawg, if you die before me, you
can play with my boobies while I finish.
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I died, Turkiot. Hello!
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- J.D., what are you doing?
- Nothing.
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It looked like you were thinking
about fondling my breasts.
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If that's the case, then stop
thinking and start fondling.
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- What are you doing?
- I miss having you as my roommate.
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I don't know.
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Keith's telling Mr. Morrison
about his brain tumor.
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Seeing an intern tell someone they'regonna die for the first time is strange
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because even though it'sa horrible and sad experience,
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if they get through it,there's a sense of... accomplishment.
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Nailed it! Hell, yeah!
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Good job, man. What'd you say?
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I told him there's
nothing more we can do right now.
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[Both] Ooh.
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- What?
- "Nothing more we can do now"
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implies there's something
we can do tomorrow.
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I also said we'd make him
as comfortable as possible.
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Sounds like he's
getting new pillows.
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That man knows he's doomed!
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Yeah, I'm gonna need you
to go back in there
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and use some form
of the word "die."
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Dead, dying, deadsies,
Deadwood, your choice.
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- What was the middle one?
- Deadsies.
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- Deadwood?.
- You know cowboys used to curse?
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I didn't know that.
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Gather round, people!
Dr. Kelso has an announcement to make!
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That'll be all. You can go back
to doing what you were doing.
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It was my day off.
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Due to lack of funds,
I'm shutting down our baby-mobile,
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which means there will no longer be free
prenatal care for underprivileged women.
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Bottom line: Thinking
about knocking up a homeless gal,
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I'd do it this weekend.
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- Thank you, Colonel Doctor.
- Excuse me?
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I don't know your name, and you look
like that Kentucky Fried Chicken guy.
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Moving on. This Friday,
I am receiving an award from the AMA.
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Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard
of the Year. Don't you tell me!
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Guy I Despise So Much,
I'd Pay Someone to Kill Ya,
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Stuff Ya and Leave by My Bed,
So When I Wake Up in the Morning,
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I Could Roll Over
and Punch You in the Face...
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...of the Year.
- And we're back.
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Anyway, I need one of you attendings
to introduce me at the dinner,
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so figure it out.
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- How do we handle this?
- Same way we have for years.
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First one who falls introduces Kelso.
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Unfortunately for you,
I have the balance of a...
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[J.D.] Careful.You're about to let Dr. Cox know
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you were a gymnast in high school.
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Fine, let's do this. Wheels up.
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OK, come on, Dorian. Find your center.
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Around the rosie.
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Hey! I got it!
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I don't got it!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Reel it in. Take it clockwise!
Fight your fear!
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Come on, come on. Be the chair.
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You gotta want it, Johnny D!
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You gotta want it!
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Oooooooh!
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[Continues shouting]
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- [Grunts]
- [Cox] Oh!
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Tough break, there, Newbie.
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Group! Position right! Ho!
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[Chanting] # I don't know,but I believe
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- [others] # I don't know but I believe- [Cox] # Newbie...
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# I can't do thisall on my own
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# No, I knowI'm no Superman
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# I'm no Superman #
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So I have to introduce Kelso.
Big whoop.
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You don't understand
the predicament you're in.
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Kelso expects a long,
glowing testimonial,
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the kind that make men cheer
and women...
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- What is it that women do?
- How the hell would I know?
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[J.D.] They swoon.
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If you get up there
and start kissing Kelso's ass,
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your fellow attendings will think
of you as a brownnosing toady.
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On the other hand,
if you don't pucker up,
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Kelso will make your life a living hell.
You're officially trapped.
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I'll say something nice that's true.
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You go do that, and I'll go find God,
quit drinking, get in touch with myself,
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and we'll meet right back here
at half past impossible. OK?
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Everyone has a human side, Coxie.
Even Kelso.
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The hell he does.
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I remember a flu epidemic, we lost
half a dozen children in one day.
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[Laverne] The second Kelso's foothits the bottom of those stairs...
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- [whistling]
...he has no cares in the world.
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[J.D.] You know, Laverne, I'm a doctor.
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I'm not gonna take
my psychological evaluations
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from someone who dispenses them
in between Maury
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and eating a corn muffin.
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[J.D.] OK, that was too mean.Apologize.
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Laverne, I...
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The hell with it. She's notgonna forgive you. Go for broke!
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I was watching CNN earlier.
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Apparently the terror alert in your
armpits has been elevated to orange.
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Oh, no, he didn't.
Yes, Laverne, he did.
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"Laverne, I'm a doctor." You're
a bit of a know-it-all, aren't you?
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- Well, I know a lot.
- Yeah? Who was Deep Throat?
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Mark Felt, the FBI guy.
That's been all over the news.
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Oh, sorry, rich boy.
My TV doesn't get the news.
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Just The Bible Channel
and some kind of Chinese boxing.
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Bet you don't know how
to play Jiggly Ball.
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- That's because there's no such thing.
- I knew you didn't know.
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[J.D.] If I just follow Dr. Kelso aroundfor a while, he'll do something decent.
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I'm a master of stealth,I can sneak up on anybody.
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[Brakes screeching]
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Why are you following me?
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Sir, aren't you being a little paranoid?
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I was in 'Nam, you know.
They pulled off my fingernails.
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When did you get an earring?
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Enid, I'm not cheating on you.
This earring is mine.
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[Squishy sounds]
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See?
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It's a hip-hop world, son.
Keep up or get out of the way.
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I gotta get an earring.
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- Turk, have you heard of Jiggly Ball?
- It's a game the orderlies made up.
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I've heard of it too. It's so awesome
that we've both heard of it.
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Yes. That... that's awesome.
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Mr. Keck. What do you say
we get you into surgery
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and take care of that hernia?
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I don't know if surgery is necessary.
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Last night I was in pain,
so I went to a free clinic.
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The doctor there
said surgery wasn't my only option.
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Get him on the phone and tell him
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I won't be second-opinioned by a doctor
who couldn't carry my jockstrap!
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- Gimme some! Ho!
- Here it is.
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I think I know this guy.
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A cocky black doctor
with a white doctor following him
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and looking at him
like he's in love?
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- You would make a pretty girl.
- Yeah.
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All right, now repeat after me:
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"You can't decide for me,
that's not your duty."
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And are they both trying not
to laugh at the word "duty"?
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[Both snickering]
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Yeah.
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Hey, Heckle and Jeckle, you know what?
No surgery.
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- Who the hell is this?
- [Man] Where are my shoelaces?
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I said tell him he had
a laxity in the peritoneal wall
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and that surgery was unnecessarily
invasive. Was that so hard?
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Mr. Morrison, I understand that one
of our interns spent an hour in here
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telling you over and over
that you are going to die.
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I would make him apologize personally,
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but I'm having him spend the day
checking that countertop's heartbeat.
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- Sorry, Mr. Morrison.
- Keith!
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I think Mr. Countertop would really
appreciate your undivided attention.
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Now, the hospital is running
an experimental drug trial
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on a medication that they're hoping
will reduce the size of tumors.
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And, well, I'm gonna
try my hardest to get you in there.
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I really appreciate that, sir.
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Ahh, checking Mr. Countertop's
heart rate.
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Memories. Do you know that, once,
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Dr. Cox made me give every AC unit
in this hospital a Pap smear?
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The wacky thing was room 403
did have some yeast issues.
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Look, Dr. Cox, this intro is killing me.
Have you seen Kelso?
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Nope. But our new patient, Mr. Franks,
in here is crazy rich,
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so I'd imagine Big Bob
will be here momentarily
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to make love to his money clip.
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Hi. Bob Kelso.
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Listen up, bozos.
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That gentleman over there is basically a
cash pi�ata waiting to be whacked open.
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So how about someone diagnoses him
so I can get my candy?
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I'll be glad to do it, Bob,
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if you'll do me a favor
and put my patient, Mr. Morrison,
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- in that experimental drug trial.
- Sure, what the hell.
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Deal.
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[J.D.] Finally I had somethingI could say in my speech.
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- [Choir vocalizing]
- Dr. Kelso was an angel.
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Lorraine, the sooner
you let me have a look at that rash,
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the sooner we can get you back home.
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I mean, back on the street,
which is your home.
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"Home, street home," huh?
[Laughs, snorts]
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I'm sorry, that was insensitive.
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[Knocking]
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Frick!
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So this is where germs are born.
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I cannot believe you told these guys.
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Elliot, she didn't. My patient
told me that his clinic doctor
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was this blonde-haired woman who
talked in such a high-pitched voice
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when she was upset,
her words just became gibberish.
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I really do not talk like that.
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I'm getting tired
of you guys constantly saying...
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Elliot, nobody but me
can understand you.
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- [Unintelligible]
- That's Turk, that's how he is.
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You knew she worked here?
I can't believe you kept a secret.
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Remember your wedding,
you sold me out to Turk?
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You showed up drunk
at my shower screaming through tears
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I'd never be as
connected to him as you are.
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Turk knew I was joking.
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[J.D.] We're so emotionally connected.
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Elliot, nobody respects clinic doctors.
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Really?
I think your hernia patient does.
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- I'm not upset about that.
- It's obvious you are.
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It's more obvious to me, baby... Turk.
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This isn't great, but it's not like I
think about being yelled at by Dr. Cox
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or playing Jiggly Ball.
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[J.D.] How do I not knowabout this game?
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At this clinic, I practice medicine
for people who really need me.
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I mean, honestly,
I feel like I belong here.
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Dr. Cole just got stabbed in the
parking lot, and we're out of gauze.
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- Is it cool if I take lunch?
- This place is crushing my soul.
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Can you believe Elliot's
working in a free clinic?
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- Who?
- Dr. Reid?
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I'm sorry,
that's just not ringing a bell.
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She and J.D. Used to sleep together.
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- J.D.?
- That's not even funny.
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Priscilla, I honestly, on my mother's
grave, thought your real name was Carol.
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Whoa, whoa.
You wanna hear a weird coincidence?
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The pathology just came back
on Dr. Kelso's rich patient.
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He has the same brain tumor
as your guy, Mr. Morrison.
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[J.D.] I don't know why we were running,
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because I think we both knewthat we couldn't change anything.
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Given a choicebetween a rich guy and a poor guy,
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it was pretty obvious who Bob Kelsowould put in the drug trial,
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and who he'd leave behind.
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Another banner day at Sacred Heart.
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A best friend stuck in a crappy job...
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... a nice guy slowly dyingwithout a fighting chance.
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It's a wonder how anyone can walk out ofthis place with a smile on their face.
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[Sighs, then whistles]
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We have to help Elliot get her job back.
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There's no money
to hire another attending.
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Maybe, though.
Dr. Bailey was fired last night.
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Why?
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For this procedure,
I'm going to have to numb you.
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Num-num-num-num-num.
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- You know, in Dr. Bailey's defense...
- No, no, no, no.
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- There have been times...
- No.
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So anyways, we figured if I offered
to do the nursing schedules,
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and these guys volunteered
to do shifts at the clinic,
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- Kelso might give you your job back.
- No, thanks.
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Why?
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I can't do your paperwork,
I am swamped!
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I got you your job back.
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I am not giving you my last Tater Tot!
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I got you your job back.
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J.D., I don't care if they're able
to attach one person's limbs
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onto another's body,
I am not giving you my hands!
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Job back!
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Just a beautiful film. Beautiful.
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Corn?
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Oh, let me help you. Let me...
I got you. Here you go.
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You're tickling your hands. Stop!
You're tickling your hands.
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- Buttery.
- OK, keep going. I enjoy it, actually.
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Ah. Two and a half years
away from chest hands.
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I have to handle this on my own, OK?
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See? These are chest hands.
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- That's what I'm talkin' about.
- 'Course, yours would be brown.
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[J.D.] The next day started poorly.
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I had eight hoursuntil Kelso's awards dinner,
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and someone was boxing me out.
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Hey, Bob, I need to talk to you
about my drug trial patient.
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We lost him, Newbie.
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Bob? I can see you.
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For God's sake,
you're three-dimensional.
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It's true, Mr. Keck, you could
probably get by without the surgery.
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But why would you? I'm the smartest,
most skilled surgeon in this place.
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You stuck in that candy machine?
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I paid for my Rolos,
I'm getting my Rolos.
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Mm-hmm.
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Nice! Why aren't you mocking him?
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I dropped a quarter in here.
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[Chuckles]
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Guys, listen,
we really need to help Elliot.
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She said she doesn't want help.
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If J.D. Were drowning and said
he didn't want you to save him,
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- wouldn't you?
- Depends.
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What if there're hot chicks?
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Maybe he wants one of them
to jump in and save him.
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- Say there's no women.
- There's always women at the pool!
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- Fine. He's in a pond.
- Oh, I would never swim in a pond.
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- They're infamous for serpents.
- You could swim at the Y,
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- men only.
- Have you been on man night?
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- Not me.
- Fine!
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- Turk's the one who's drowning!
- So now a brother can't swim.
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- Why do you have to go there?
- Oh, my God!
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I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try
to explain this to you two idiots.
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[J.D.] She's the idiot. We're doctors.
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Bob, I'm physically
touching your arm now.
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Oh, come on, I know you're here.
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Oh, hi, Perry! What can I do for you?
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I just wanted to introduce you
to our chief of medicine.
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Sir, I can't tell you
how well everyone's treating me.
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That's what we're here for.
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You forgot to tell him you
were bumping him from the trial.
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- I've got work to do, Perry.
- You're not going anywhere.
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[Clang]
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[Clang]
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[Clang]
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[Clang]
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You hearin' that?
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[Clanging]
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What kinda glass is this?
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Ow.
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There was one spot open in the study.
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I gave it to the rich guy because
with the money he's donating,
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I can reopen the prenatal unit.
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What really bothers me is that you
can look in there at John Morrison,
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a guy you essentially
gave a death sentence to...
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...and just not care.
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It's not my job to care, Perry.
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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- No. I'm busy cleaning.
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That one always kills.
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Remember when I told you
I'd never heard of Jiggly Ball?
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I was joking. I play it all the time.
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I like this. It's an idiot handle.
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Get off.
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We're heading out now
to play some Jiggly Ball.
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- Are you in?
- [J.D.] Just say no.
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Jiggle me in.
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You're gonna go first.
Please enter the jiggly circle.
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Everybody else, on my signal,
prepare to throw.
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- Throw?
- Now.
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Now, anyone who caught a jiggle rebound
may step up to the death line.
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I want you to think of this
as a corn muffin.
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Oh!
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There is no such thing as Jiggly Ball,
is there?
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No.
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[J.D. Whimpers]
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- [Carla] Good.
- Guys, why?
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Janitor told us if we pretended to know,
we get to throw balls at you.
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- Couldn't pass it up!
- Got my shift covered!
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I could see where it would be funny
from the outside of the circle.
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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Hey, Kelso's leaving
for his award thing,
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so if you want to talk to him
about Dr. Reid, do it now.
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- I told you guys to leave it alone.
- Would you stop being so proud?
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I'm proud? Carla, after the wedding,
you wouldn't take Turk's name!
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I use it for official things.
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Calling you Mrs. Turk
in the bedroom isn't official.
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But it is officially hot!
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You freaked when the patient
listened to me over you.
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J.D., you just let
the entire hospital pummel you
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because you were too proud to admit
you didn't know Jiggly Ball.
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I think there may be
something wrong with my spine,
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because I'm not doing that.
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Elliot, look, we just care about you.
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Yeah, well, don't worry about it.
I'll get back on top on my own.
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Chop-chop, Dorian.
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[J.D.] Even though I had no cluewhat I was gonna say,
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Elliot's attitude inspired me to gointroduce the hell out of Bob Kelso.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Dr. Bob Kelso is a...
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- Thank you, Dr. Dorian.
- [Applause]
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Thank you so much for this award.
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Delighted to see you all...
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Did I say he wanted a long introduction?
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Because Kelso just...
he just likes when people say his name.
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Hope you didn't obsess too much
about that, Newbie.
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[J.D.] Over the next few weeks,I couldn't help thinking
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about what I had plannedto say in my speech.
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About how pride defines who we are.
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This guy has an STD, and he definitely
doesn't want his wife to find out.
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[Sighs]
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Crap.
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[J.D.] As far as Bob Kelso goes,
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I know sometimes even the good thingshe does are for the wrong reasons.
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I'd like everyone
to welcome back Dr. Reid.
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[J.D.] Still, I also know
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that I wouldn't want to have to make anyof the decisions that he makes.
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[# Citizen Cope: Sideways]
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[J.D.] When all is said and done, I'dlike to think he does care a little...
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... even if he's too proud to show it.
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[Whistling]
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