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Today started out like any other day....
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Ohhh. Dolphins won again.
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Mmm.
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Here you go.
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I'm gonna be hearing about this all day.
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Dr Cox and Jordan were still
looking for a pedetrician.
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This time, try not to
scare off the doctor.
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I did not scare off the last guy!
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You bit him.
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I _tripped_ and my
teeth hit his shoulder.
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Uh-huh. And once that happened,
did you clamp down a little bit?
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Jordan!
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Oh, you come on!
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Well, he had a bad attitude!
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Zachary, remember what Mr. Cookiepants
always says about blowing your nose:
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"If it's clear, have no fear; if
it's bloody, come see your buddy!"
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What do you want?
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Well, we're looking for a new
pediatrician for our son....
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And you figured that, even
though my patient load is full,
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since you're on the board
of directors and Dr. Cox here
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is not only an attending
at the hospital but
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also an internationally
renowned pain-in-the-ass,
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you both could show complete
disregard for my schedule
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and make me want to cause
you grievous bodily harm
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even before we were
properly introduced...?
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Helloooo. I'm Dr. Norris.
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Charmed.
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Like I said: Same ol', same ol'.
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Heh-hah-hah. You
drew on the wall.
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You drew on the wall!
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You pulled the paper away!
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Stop lyin'. It's gonna come off, right?
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Dan, don't! That's dad's indelible
space pen! And prom is in like two weeks!
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Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Shefford.
I'm...here to pick up Amy for...prom.
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Yeah, that, that'll come
off, you won't have to
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get laser surgery or skin
from your ass or anything.
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Hmm?
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Transcripts : Michelle V.L. M.
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Scrubs 3x04
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Come on!
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In a hospital, lots of things last
longer than you wish they would....
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Especially certain stupid relationships
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with stupid Sea World trainers
who stole my stupid girl!
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Well, I've, uh, I've
got whales to train.
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Stupid whales.
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Hey, Sean! Right on, brother!
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Bye.
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Bye!
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Where the hell are my interns!?
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As third-year residents, you really
have to stay on top of your interns.
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These! Right here! You see these names!?
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They are called patients!
This one needs brain work!
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This one needs a heart!
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This guy needs courage.
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Helping or hurting,
J.D.? Helping or hurting?
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The point is, they
will live or die based
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on your lame-assed post-ops; so,
please, people, shape the hell up!
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Yes, Dr. Turk.
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Dr. Jerk!
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The girl one just called you "Dr. Jerk"!
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No sweat. You should hear
what they call Dr. Michead.
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I decided to take a different
tack with my interns.
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Look, guys, I'm not here
to overwork ya, okay?
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I'm not--I'm not just your
resident -- I'm your buddy,
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I'm your go-to guy....
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I'm J.D.
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Of course, my tack
had its own drawbacks.
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But it is crucial I have everyone
here at 9 a.m. sharp tomorrow, okay?
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Oh, uh...is it cool if I come at 9:30?
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Absolutely. Anyone else need to be late?
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I can't.
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Bad for me.
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Okay, well, why don't we--why don't
we just make it 10, then? Okay?
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Break!
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I can be here at 9.
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But I said 10!
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I guess everyone has their own style.
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Today for lunch, the cafeteria has...
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Bruce, name a manifestation of
normal pressure hydrocephalus!
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Urinary incontinence!
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He-hell yes, Bruce!
Go place a Foley cath.
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On Bed 4! As for the
rest of Team E, I'm--
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Well, if it isn't Dr. Haircut and
her not-ready-for-primetime players!
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Actually, sir, we rock, so feel
free to sit back and enjoy the show!
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Well, don't worry about it, son,
those things are a dime a dozen.
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Really?
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In fact, if you get bored,
why don't you just hijack
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an ice cream truck and drive it
through our brand new pathology lab?
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But do me a favor and
spare the paper shredder,
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because I'll need that to
turn your next twelve paychecks
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into a clown wig you can wear
for the rest of your internship!
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Dr. Reid, you may have an
exciting new look and a boyfriend
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who smells vaguely like my
tackle-box, but I remain,
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as always, underwhelmed.
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I think, Dr. Norris,
what we're looking for
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is someone who's not too alarmist
but also not too lax, either.
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Oh, God, please let that someone be me!
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Look, you're obviously a
little busy with your doll....
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My doll? It's a collectible.
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Someone's gonna get his ass bit!
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Right.... I think we
should probably take off.
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We're gonna be back to
you with our decision.
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Super. I'll be by my
giant pretend phone,
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pretending to give a crap.
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- Oh, uh, by the way...
-Brrring! Helloo? Gotta take it.
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Uh-huh....
Uh-huh....
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I love him!
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Of course you
do -- he's you!
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And nobody loves you more
than you! You know that.
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Yeah, but, still.... He
_is_ the best pediatrician
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on staff, and since we
both work here we're gonna
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have a lot of pull over
him. I mean, come on, Jordan,
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you haven't let me make
one decision about our son.
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Which is why, by the way,
you'll be doing the answering
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when he asks why daddy's wee-wee
doesn't have a turtleneck on it like his.
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Yeah, fine. Whatever you said.
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Hey, Carla? Hey.... I
had to redo the NG tube
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one of your nurses put on Mrs.
Hemmel, so if you could spread the word
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to leave that to me and
my guys, it would be great.
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Oh, no problem, Bambi.
Oh! But the reason
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my nurses had to do that is because
none of your interns know how.
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So if you keep flapping your mouth
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without knowing all the facts, I'm
gonna see if I can fit my foot in it!
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Okay. Good talk!
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Brian? You know how to
place an NG tube, don't you?
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You did it for me both times.
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Jimmy, didn't you do one yesterday?
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No, you let me go home 'cause I forgot
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to set my TiVo for the
Styx 'Behind the Music'?
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Do not miss that! It's awesome! Seth?
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That was when I realized what
I'd turned my interns into.
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Bruce! This is gonna be your
third Foley cath. in a row!
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You can do this. You didn't need
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to page me seventeen
times between the time
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I bought the rum-raisin
muffin and then...
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threw it away because
alcoholism runs in my family.
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After this morning, I just wanted to
make sure that I _really_ have this down.
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What are you doing?
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It's just a nervous habit.
It helps me concentrate.
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Yeah, well, you know
what helps me concentrate?
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Me not doing that?
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No, bunnies.
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Say, I don't want to
embarrass you, there,
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Big Jack, but, uh...you've got
a little something on your face.
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Hardly notice it.
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What was that?
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Come on, Jordan. Don't
tell me you're gonna be one
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of those parents who makes a big
deal out of every single cough.
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Look out, Michead!
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Okay, tough guy. Good night!
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What the!? Maybe I
diluted this too much.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Eh, can't blame the cleanser.
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Even though my interns sucked, I
decided to turn it into a positive.
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Elliot, uh, I need some pointers
on how to deal with my interns.
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aaagghhh-hagh-haaaaggghhhh!!!!..
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Hey, Doug.
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Anyway, do you think we could, like,
meet up after work or something?
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Sure. What'd you have in mind?
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No! Don't do it!
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Nothin' major.
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You know, Benjamin, it's not a bad thing
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that you play with it,
it's just that your mom
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wants you to take breaks for meals!
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Excuse me, Jack here, uh,
Jack here's got a cough.
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And on account of the meconium
problem he had at birth,
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I'm thinking it just might be pneumonia.
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Take this cup, fill 'er up, right?
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What in the hell do
you think you are doing?
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You arrogant son of a
bitch, if you ever interrupt
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an exam of mine again, I will personally
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take my stethoscope
and shove it up your---
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Benjamin! What happened?
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I don't have to go.
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Oh, well it happens
to the big boys, too.
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Try again. Go on!
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Is his temperature under
a hundred-point-five?
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Barely.
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Eating, peeing, pooing?
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Sometimes all at the same time. Come on,
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it's a really persistent
cough. What do you say?
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Office hours, tomorrow,
5 o'clock. Bye-bye.
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I'm gonna go ahead and
put this in a language
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that you can understand:
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You had better see my son now,
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or I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Okay, here she comes.
Don't be over-eager!
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Elliot!!! Over here!!!
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Hey!
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Wow...you look great.
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Thanks.
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Oh, hey, J.D.
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Hey, Sean's here, everybody...
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Hey, Sean! Heeeyyy!
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You know, since he's a
trainer, Sean is really good
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with behavior and communication.
I mean, he helped me
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so much with my interns
that I thought maybe
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he could help you with yours.
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Okay, stay calm -- at
least she's here, too.
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Oh, Bruce again
-- gotta go.
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Bye.
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This'll be fun!
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And just like that, I had
another rough night ahead of me.
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At least I wasn't the only one.
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You paged me for another Foley catheter?
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I'm great at these now!
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Just watch this one.
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Don't mind if I do!
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Yep, it's gonna be a long, long night.
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I'm, heh, right here, Bruce.
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Hello, David. I've been expecting you.
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Agh!
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Yeah, I just thought I'd come by and
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play with some of your stuffed animals
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-
- and, I know, I know, they're "for the kids", heh.
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Also, wanted to let you know
that I _will_ be bringing
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my son by this _morning_.
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Yeah, I don't think so, there, chief.
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Where's Mr. Cookiepants?
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Oh, que pasa?
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I said, Where's Mr. Cookiepants!?
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He's in a safe place, Dave.
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If you touch one hair on
his head, I swear to God
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I'll inject your kid with chickenpox!
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No, you won't.
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I know.
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For God's sakes, it's
an innocent doll!!!
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No, David. It's a collectible.
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Whatever.
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The kid's a good doctor, he just...
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falls apart every time Kelso
looks over his shoulder.
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Well, why don't you just
tell Kelso to back off?
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I-I've taken a lot of
positive steps this year
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but when it comes to standing
up to Kelso, I just...
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I can't get over that hump
yet. He's like my white whale.
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Yeah.... Mine's Frank.
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Oh, no, I meant like
in 'Moby Dick' --
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Kelso is a giant pain in my ass.
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Oh. Well, thing is,
I love Frank. Just...
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he can drive me crazy
every now and then.
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Every day! Every day! Every day!
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Hey, J.D.? I was thinking
we'd start out by me,
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you know, watching how you
interact with your interns.
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Uh, and then, your
brain's gonna tell you
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to be a little self-conscious,
but you just need
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to ignore the voice in your head.
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Kick him in the crotch and run.
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I'll try, Sean!
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You be nice to the teacher,
okay? I'm sleeping with him.
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Oh, my God! I haven't
said that since college!
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Mmmmgh! Norris hasn't
budged, and he just moved
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the appointment back
to six, the rat-bastard!
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Watch your language in front of the kid,
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you stupid bicky-bicky!
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You see, _I_ am adapting.
You, on the other hand,
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are behaving like a complete lunatic.
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No, I'm not!
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Carla?
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You're one of them bossy-pants types
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who always tells people their problems
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whether they ask for it or not, right?
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I like to think I've
learned when to hold back.
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You're in.
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You've totally lost sight
of what's important, here.
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You are a parent now, okay?
You don't come first anymore--
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No.
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-
-you've got to do what's best for your son,
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even if it means sucking up
to the one doctor on earth
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who's more obnoxious than you are.
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Oh, my God. I loved doing that so much,
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it makes my hand shake a little!
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So, how are your interns doing?
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Hey, yeah, it still burns a little,
but at least I can hear okay.
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Fantastic, sport. But
that's the brachial artery
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and it's not how we draw
blood. Now, if we need
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to inject him with heroin,
you'll be the first one I call.
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Dr. Kelso...
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What is it, Dr. Reid? Do
you have something to say?
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...No.
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You know, son, you
remind me of her so much,
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you're just a break-down in the supply
closet away from being the same person!
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Look, Brian, if you're
having that much trouble
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with your case report, I'd be glad
to take a look at it for you, pal.
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Cool. Try to have it back by 5.
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O...kay. I have a lot
of things to do...but....
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Hey, J.D.? Can I offer a
little constructive criticism?
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Kick him in the crotch,
dammit! The crotch!
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You know, you're worried
so much about whether
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your interns like you
or not that I don't think
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they respect you very much.
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I had one of mine run out this
morning and get me some dome wax.
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Check it
-- zing!
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That's really shiny.
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Yeah!
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You know, I had the same problem when
I started working with the dolphins---
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Okay, that's it. I-I-I'm
sorry, Sean, I'm a doctor, okay?
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I-I'm teaching humans,
not dolphins, okay?
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So it isn't really helpful for
me to know what works on fish.
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They're mammals, actually.
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Oh, well, Sean! Unfortunately
for me, my interns aren't mammals!
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J.D., they are.
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S-sh--I don't
care, Sean!
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Come on, Turk!
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Hey. I just wanted you to know
I don't have a problem with you,
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I just can't resist a good storm-off.
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Oh, who can?
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Stain, I won't lie to ya --
this is gonna hurt a little bit.
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Why don't you just paint over it?
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Can you believe that
crap Sean was saying?
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He was right. Even in college, you cared
way too much about everybody liking you.
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Hey, who wants to help me move?
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Me!
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J.D., could you walk my dog tonight
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while I have casual sex
with your friend, Miguel?
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Love to!
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Hey. Who wants to help me move back?
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I know where it all goes...!
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Think about it, man. Cox
has taught you the most
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since you've been here,
right? Do you really think
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he gives a damn whether
you like him or not?
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I'd like to think so.
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Out of my way, space-waster!
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I felt the love.
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Catch him and kick him in his junk!
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Enjoy. I didn't cut the hand off --
I used a different puppet for that.
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Well, if you want, you could give
that one to me and I could fix it.
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And have it...for the kids.
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Disturbing fetishes aside, I--I
feel like I owe you an apology
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on account of acting like
a jackass. But I don't think
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that my son should be the
one who has to pay for it.
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You actually think that I
would endanger the health
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of a child because you're a jackass?
Look, buddy, most of the parents
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I deal with are jackasses; now, don't
get me wrong, you're in the top five.
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Thank you!
335
00:16:29,351 --> 00:16:31,501
You're welcome. So, the reason
why I have yet to see your child
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is because he has the sniffles.
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00:16:33,631 --> 00:16:34,338
The sniffles?
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00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:38,708
The sniffles! Look,
you're a doctor, you have
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00:16:38,824 --> 00:16:41,562
what I like to call The
Burden of Knowledge --
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you're gonna be worse than every parent
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00:16:42,786 --> 00:16:44,484
who freaks out because
their kid eats Play-Doh.
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00:16:44,718 --> 00:16:47,903
Why? Because you've seen too much;
343
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you've seen what can really go wrong.
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If you can get a handle on
that, it's gonna gross you.
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You have kids?
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One. She hates dolls.
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00:17:01,962 --> 00:17:02,582
Boy, that's a bummer.
348
00:17:02,984 --> 00:17:03,404
Tell me about it.
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That's horrible work. Horrible!
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00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,164
Dr. Kelso, I do have something to say.
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Remember earlier, you asked
me if I had something to say?
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00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:14,088
No!
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00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,331
Well, you did. And...the
reason that I came back here
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is because you said that Bruce
and I are alike. And you know what?
355
00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:22,334
You're right. Because you're
treating him the exact same way
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00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:23,749
you treated me when I first got here!
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00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:26,577
Dr. Kelso, you only judge us
by these, like, twenty-minute,
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pressure-filled windows that you see
us through twice a week, and you--
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you never get to know us or how hard
we really work. Because, if you did,
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you'd realize that a lot of the times we
fail, it's not our fault -- it's yours.
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00:17:36,819 --> 00:17:38,531
Is that how you feel, future dentist?
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00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:45,636
W-well...sometimes you make me feel
like...I can't do anything well,
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00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:47,693
and I can do lots of things well!
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00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:48,426
Like what?
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00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:49,905
I'm a pretty solid human beat-box.
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00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,542
Bru-Bruce, I think he was
talking about medical...things.
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00:17:52,957 --> 00:17:56,696
No, no-no, I-I'd like to hear him
demonstrate this "beef-box" thing.
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00:17:57,664 --> 00:18:03,983
Well--well, o-okay. Uh, I g--I guess this
one goes out to my boy, Wayne, in room 302.
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He has fluid in his lungs.
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Young man! Enjoy your moment.
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00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,489
Oh, my God, Bruce! That was amazing!
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Where did you learn how to do that?
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In temple.
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00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,870
You're right -- I can
totally see my reflection!
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Tell your friends, baby!
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00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,920
Hey, Sean, you were right
about me and my interns.
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00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:05,238
I guess I owe you an apology.
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00:19:05,989 --> 00:19:09,019
Damn straight, you do! You know
what your problem is, Bambi? You're--
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00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:12,369
Oh! Turk! Please? Just one more
second? I need the rush! Please?
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00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:14,155
I'm coming back for you!
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00:19:15,819 --> 00:19:18,829
J.D., it's no big deal. We both
know that it wasn't about that.
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00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:21,500
Well, you...you like Elliot.
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00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:23,319
Sorry.
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00:19:23,938 --> 00:19:24,353
Don't sweat it.
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00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:27,445
You're not pissed off? I'd be pissed
off. Why aren't you pissed off?
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00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:32,201
I dunno. I guess I just...I don't
see you as that much of a threat.
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00:19:35,197 --> 00:19:37,519
Ohh.... Cool.
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00:19:45,178 --> 00:19:47,744
I don't care. All that matters is
finding a way to sleep at night.
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00:19:50,936 --> 00:19:52,650
Whether it's finally standing
up to your white whale...
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00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,125
...painting over your black spot...
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00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:04,893
...or imagining Shamu
taking Sean's arm off.
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00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:13,965
You don't need a doctor to tell you that a
good night's sleep can fix almost anything.
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00:20:18,130 --> 00:20:19,059
He's got fluid.
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