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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
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[CROWD TALKING]
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[DISHES, SILVERWARE
CLANGING]
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Man: DANNY,
THAT MEAT ORDER COME IN
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THIS MORNING?
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DID DAVID HERE
SIGN FOR IT?
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LISTEN, MAKE JUAN HERE
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FINISH PREPPING
THIS STATION,
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FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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COME ON, IT'S YOUR
BROTHER-IN-LAW.
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WHAT, IS HE ON SIESTA?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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HOW YOU DOING, DARLING?
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THANKS. WHAT'S WRONG?
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MM-HMM.
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MAUDE, HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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NOT A PROBLEM.
AMY, I SEE JAIME
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CLEANING UP
TABLE 8 NOW.
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NOT A PROBLEM.
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AMY, WHERE'S DAVID?
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IRA! HELEN, LOOKING
BEAUTIFUL AS EVER.
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[BACKGROUND CONVERSATION
GROWS LOUDER]
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WELL, I GOT TO SQUEEZE
18 HOLES IN TODAY.
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CONSIDERING I HAVEN'T
LEFT THIS PLACE
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IN 6 MONTHS, NOT BAD.
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RIGHT. I GOT
TO GET TO WORK.
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I'LL CATCH YOU
LATER, DOLL.
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CALL ME.
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TANYA, WHERE'S DAVID?
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BRING THE BLUE
AT TABLE ONE.
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JENNY, I'LL BE
IN THE OFFICE.
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[DOOR CLOSES OUT
BACKGROUND SOUNDS]
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DAVID, TAKE YOUR FEET
OFF MY DESK.
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YOU'RE STINKING UP
THE BOOKS.
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[MUSIC ON TV]
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HEY! MY COMMERCIAL.
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On TV: HELLO.
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I'M ARNOLD ZIGMAN,
AND THIS IS ZIG'S.
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AND HERE AT ZIG'S,
WE'VE BEEN SERVING
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THE VALLEY'S FINEST
CULINARY CONCOCTIONS
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SINCE 1967.
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AND MY FAMILY'S FAVORITE,
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THE BURLY FRANKFURTER
WITH SAUERKRAUT.
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SO, BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
OVER TO ZIG'S,
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AND ENJOY
THE WONDERFUL SERVICE
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FROM OUR FRIENDLY STAFF,
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THE COMFORTABLE
ATMOSPHERE,
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AND THE TASTY FOOD.
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WE'RE AT...
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JUST EAST OF CANOGA.
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AND WE'RE OPEN EVERY DAY
AND EVERY NIGHT.
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THANK YOU.
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HA HA!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SPENT 5 GRAND ON THAT.
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OH, MAN, I'M NEVER
GONNA HEAR THE END OF THIS.
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DAVID,
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
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GOOD BUSINESS SENSE.
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TO MAKE MONEY,
SOMETIMES YOU GOT
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TO SPEND
A LITTLE MONEY.
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BUT ON THAT, DAD?
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COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK.
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BOYCHIK. OY.
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IF YOU'RE SO SMART,
WHY DON'T YOU
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OPEN UP
YOUR OWN PLACE?
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MAYBE I WILL.
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RIGHT.
MAYBE YOU WILL.
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I'LL BELIEVE THAT
WHEN I SEE IT.
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IN THE MEANTIME,
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GET YOUR FEET
OFF MY DESK.
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AND DO SOMETHING.
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JUST FOR A CHANGE,
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WHY DON'T YOU
TRY WORKING
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FOR THE MONEY
I PAY YOU?
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[SIGHS]
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[DIALING CELL PHONE]
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[LINE RINGS]
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Man, VO: MOST PEOPLE COME
FROM THE SCHOOL OF THOUGHT
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THAT HARD WORK
AND A 9 TO 5 LIFE
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IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET
ANYWHERE IN TODAY'S WORLD.
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HOW'D YOU DO?
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I BEG TO DIFFER.
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IT'S, UH...
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IT'S 4-2 GIANTS.
BONDS JUST WENT
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YARD ON
TO WAVELAND AVENUE.
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MM-HMM.
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YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE HERE. BYE.
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Man: GETTING ANYWHERE
THESE DAYS
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IS ABOUT PUTTING YOUR MONEY
ON THE RIGHT TEAM...
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OR BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE...
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AT THE RIGHT TIME.
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HOW'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
YOU TWO STILL TOGETHER?
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I NEED
ANOTHER 5 GRAND.
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MIKEY,
YOU'RE DOWN 37K.
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HAVE I EVER STIFFED YOU
BEFORE, CHARLIE?
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT I ASKED YOU.
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LOOK, IF I DON'T
PAY YOU BY TOMORROW,
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YOU CAN SEND SOMEONE
TO BREAK MY LEGS. OK?
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MIKEY, IF I GIVE YOU
5 MORE AND YOU DON'T PAY,
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THEY CAN DO MORE
THAN BREAK YOUR LEGS.
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IT'S MY ASS,
TOO, YOU KNOW.
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I VOUCHED FOR YOU.
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THIS IS SERIOUS, MAN.
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I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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OH, YEAH?
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THEN WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
DO THIS TO YOURSELF?
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UM, I'M TRYING
TO DO SOMETHING...
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YOU UNDERSTAND? I...
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YOU KNOW WHAT, CHARLIE?
I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY.
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OK? FORGET IT.
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COME ON, MIKEY.
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I JUST DON'T WANT
TO SEE ANYTHING BAD
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HAPPENING TO YOU.
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NOTHING BAD
CAN HAPPEN TO ME.
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COME ON. I'M THE LUCKIEST
GUY IN THE WORLD.
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NOT TODAY YOU'RE NOT.
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OH, YEAH? WATCH ME.
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YO, MUNG!
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HOW MUCH YOU GIVE ME
ON THE COME FOR THE BOX?
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YOUR PORSCHE?
YEAH.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
SHOOT IT ALL?
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JUST TELL ME
HOW MUCH, MUNG.
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WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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IT'S A '98.
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I DON'T KNOW.
10 GRAND.
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10 GRAND! DUDE,
IT'S A $40,000 CAR.
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IT'S WORTH A HELL
OF A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
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I KNOW IT'S WORTH
MORE TO YOU,
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BUT RIGHT NOW,
THAT'S HOW MUCH
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IT'S WORTH TO ME.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
BUT NO VIG.
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FUCK THAT.
I GOT TO SEE THIS.
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PLAY IT.
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DON'T FUCK AROUND,
CHARLIE. I SAID PLAY IT.
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OK.
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I'LL DEAL YOU MYSELF.
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THANKS, VINNIE.
TAKE A BREAK.
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SPLIT IT.
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CAN'T SPLIT THEM.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
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MUNG?
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OH, YOU WANT TO GO
ON ACCOUNT?
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THE VIG IS 10% PER WEEK.
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FINE. PUT ME DOWN.
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DEAL.
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DOUBLE DOWN.
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OH, SHIT.
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YOU ARE ONE CRAZY
HEBREW MOTHERFUCKER.
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MUNG, PUT ME DOWN.
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THAT'S 20K, MIKE.
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I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
I SAID PUT ME DOWN.
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PUT HIM ON ACCOUNT.
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ONE CARD.
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Mike: NEXT HAND.
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DOUBLE DOWN.
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MIKEY, YOU REALIZE IF YOU
DON'T TAKE CARE OF THIS,
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IT'S YOUR ASS.
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I KNOW.
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Mung: RIGHT ON.
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WE JUST HAD
TO GET THAT STRAIGHT.
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ONE MORE TIME, CHARLIE.
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JESUS CHRIST, WHERE
ARE ALL THE FACE CARDS?
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14. WHERE THE HELL
ARE THE FACE CARDS?
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PAINT 'EM.
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37 GOES BACK
TO THE HOUSE.
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10 GRAND
GETS ME BACK MY KEYS.
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AND THE 30K YOU WENT
ON ACCOUNT FOR
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IS NOW NULL AND VOID.
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10 PERCENT VIG.
THAT'S GOT TO BE
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THE FASTEST 3 GRAND
YOU EVER MADE, RIGHT?
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RIGHT PLACE,
RIGHT TIME. YOU KNOW.
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NEVER COUNT ME OUT,
CHARLIE. NEVER.
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YOU GOT STONES, KID.
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
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WHERE YOU GOING NOW?
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YOU NEED TO ASK?
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HEY, BUDDY.
WHAT'S UP?
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MIKEY. WHAT'S UP?
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HOW'D YOU DO
THIS WEEKEND?
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IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
ON WEDNESDAY,
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EVERYBODY LOADED UP
ON MADDOX AND THE BRAVES
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AND LAY THE 240.
I CLEANED HOUSE.
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EXCEPT FOR YOU
AND DAVID.
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YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF US
LATER, RIGHT?
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I ALWAYS DO.
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IN THE BATHROOM.
GOTCHA.
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Mike, VO: THIS IS ZIG'S,
MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME,
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THE PLACE WHERE MY FRIENDS AND I
GO TO EAT, DRINK,
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SMOKE, GAMBLE
OUR LIVES AWAY, AND...
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DRINK AND SMOKE.
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♪ HE CAN FEEL
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♪ THERE IS LOVE
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♪ AND MY NEIGHBOR...
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THE JUKEBOX.
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ALTHOUGH ZIG'S HAS BEEN OPEN
FOR OVER 30 YEARS,
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HE HASN'T CHANGED HIS SONG LIST
SINCE 1983.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE LIKE IT THAT WAY.
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MICHAEL.
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ZIG. ARNOLD ZIGMAN...
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THE PROPRIETOR
OF THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT
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AND OUR PHILOSOPHICAL MENTOR
IN THE ART OF SPORTS GAMBLING.
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HE FIRST OPENED THE JOINT
IN 1967
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AND HAS ENJOYED
A FRUITFUL LIFE.
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JAMIE, GIMME A DRINK.
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MY BEST FRIEND DAVID AND I
LITERALLY GREW UP HERE.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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WE CELEBRATED
OUR BAR MITZVAHS AT ZIG'S.
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AND THIS IS WHERE WE WON
OUR FIRST BET.
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50 BUCKS ON THE RAIDERS
OVER THE CHIEFS.
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ALTHOUGH HE MANAGES THE PLACE
WHEN ZIG'S NOT AROUND,
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HE'S NOT PARTICULARLY
HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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YOU SEE, DAVID ALWAYS THOUGHT
HE'D PLAY HOCKEY FOR THE KINGS.
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UNFORTUNATELY, FOR A SLOW
JEWISH KID FROM THE VALLEY
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WITH NO STICK HANDLING ABILITY
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AND A SLAP SHOT THAT LOOKS
MORE LIKE A CHANGE UP,
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THE ONLY SCORING DAVID DOES NOW
IS WHEN HE HIRES A NEW WAITRESS.
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COME ON, BUDDY,
PLEASE.
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ARE YOU HONESTLY
TELLING ME
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YOU'RE NOT LIQUID
FOR 20?
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CORY OPPENHEIM,
THE JERSEY JINX.
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FANTASTIC
BOILER ROOM CLOSER.
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COULD COLD CALL ESKIMOS
IN ALASKA TO BUY ICE CUBES,
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AND THEY'D SEND HIM
A CHECK.
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NO, 20 CENTS.
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HOW MUCH YOU THINK
HEATING OIL GOES FOR?
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20,000!
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DON'T GIVE ME ANY CRAP
ABOUT BEING STRAPPED,
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BECAUSE I READ YOUR
PORTFOLIO, DR. ROSENSCHMUCK.
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NO, NO, LOOK--LO--
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SHH! SHH!
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Mike: BUT THE WORST LOSER
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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WE CALL HIM THE JINX BECAUSE
EVERYTHING HE BETS ON LOSES,
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AND HE'S ALWAYS BEHIND
AT THE BOOK.
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IF I WERE A PRIZE FIGHTER
AND CORY BET ON ME,
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I WOULD CONCEDE THE KNOCKOUT
AND MOVE TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY.
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OH, BUDDY, PLEASE!
YOU'RE KILLING ME!
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WHEN HAVE I EVER
STIFFED YOU BEFORE, HUH?
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
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THERE WAS A DEATH
IN THE FAMILY.
238
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,677
AND THEN THERE'S BRETT,
239
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,679
THE MOST ANNOYING
HUMAN BEING
240
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,289
ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
241
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,856
COULDN'T GET LAID
IN A MORGUE,
242
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,684
BUT THAT DOESN'T
KEEP HIM FROM TRYING.
243
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,165
NOT BECAUSE HE'S NOT
A GREAT GUY--BECAUSE HE IS--
244
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,644
BUT BECAUSE HE NEVER LOSES.
245
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,603
THERE'S AN OLD GAMBLING ADAGE
THAT SAYS:
246
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:44,345
IF YOU NEVER BET MORE
THAN 50 BUCKS A GAME,
247
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,563
YOU'LL NEVER LOSE.
248
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,391
SO ALL BRETT DOES
ALL DAY LONG
249
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,871
IS FIND OUT EXACTLY
WHAT CORY IS GONNA BET,
250
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,873
AND THEN HE BETS 50 BUCKS
THE OTHER WAY.
251
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,832
WHEN YOU GOT 5 DIMES
GOIN' ON THE OTHER WAY
252
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,572
AND HE BETS AGAINST YOU
AND WINS
253
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,879
AND THEN DOES HIS LITTLE
VICTORY DANCE,
254
00:13:56,923 --> 00:14:00,404
I SWEAR TO GOD,
YOU COULD CUT HIS BALLS OFF.
255
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,362
WHOO!
256
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,364
WHOOP!
WHOOP!
257
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,539
AH HA HA!
258
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,888
[IMITATING PACINO]
SO...YOU GOT THE STUFF?
259
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,978
YOU KNOW, I'M TIRED
OF YOU GUYS TAKING MY MONEY.
260
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,632
I THINK IT'S TIME
TO CUT YOU OFF.
261
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,635
OK. YOU WANNA COME BACK IN
AND WE'LL START ALL OVER?
262
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,680
NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME,
BABY.
263
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,466
NOW YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ME!
264
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,121
LET'S GO.
265
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,255
[BRITISH ACCENT]
AND HERE'S TO YOU.
266
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,604
OH, NO, HERE'S TO YOU,
MY FRIEND.
267
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,692
NO, NO,
HERE'S TO YOU.
268
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:28,911
OH, DEAR, THANK YOU
FOR COMING, NOW...
269
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,130
Both: PLEASE LEAVE.
270
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,609
THANK YOU.
271
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,524
EXCUSE ME, BOYS.
272
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,569
AHH!
273
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,919
HELLO, DAVID. 2 BEERS,
JIMMY, PLEASE.
274
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,181
HELLO, BABY.
275
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,357
SO WILL I SEE YOU
LATER?
276
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:41,968
HOPEFULLY.
277
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:43,665
OK.
278
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,320
THANKS.
279
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,757
WHOA, DID YOU
GO THERE, TOO?
280
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,367
WELL, I GOT A THING
FOR TALL BLONDS
281
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,935
WHO SMELL NICE, BUT
THEN AGAIN, WHO DOESN'T?
282
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,372
MMM, YES, OF COURSE.
CHECK THIS OUT.
283
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,505
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
284
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:58,767
WHERE IS IT?
285
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,551
IT'S ON VENTURA BOULEVARD
JUST EAST OF BALBOA.
286
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,031
DOES IT HAVE
ENOUGH SPACE?
287
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,207
AMPLE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
NICE BIG SATELLITE DISH THERE.
288
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,035
BIG NEON SIGN SAYING MVPs?
289
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,865
HMM, HMM, HMM, HMM,
HMM, HMM?
290
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,216
HEY, YOU SURE
IT ISN'T 155?
291
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,349
SANDY, STOP BEING
SUCH A SCHMUCK.
292
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,350
WELTERWEIGHT IS 147.
293
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,134
COULD HAVE SWORN
IT WAS 155.
294
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,397
NO. THAT'S JUNIOR
MIDDLEWEIGHT,
295
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,704
AND IT'S 154
TO BE EXACT.
296
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,097
MIKE, AM I RIGHT?
297
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,316
UH, YEAH, I GUESS.
298
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,665
WHAT'S THIS?
299
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,842
IT'S OUR NEW BUSINESS
VENTURE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
300
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,192
RIGHT.
301
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,368
THIS IS GONNA BE
JUST LIKE WHEN YOU GUYS
302
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,413
WANTED TO OPEN UP
THAT TANNING SALON
303
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,328
OR THAT CARPET CLEANING
BUSINESS.
304
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,157
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE
OF YOUR PIPE DREAMS.
305
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,030
WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA
GROW UP? COME ON, ALREADY!
306
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,988
DIDN'T THIS USED TO BE
THAT SUPPER CLUB?
307
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,469
WHAT DO YOU MEAN USED TO
BE? WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
308
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,818
I DUNNO. CLOSED DOWN
ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
309
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,472
IT'S BEEN BOARDED UP
EVER SINCE.
310
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:52,386
WHY'D IT CLOSE DOWN?
311
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,517
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT LISTEN....
312
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,519
I THINK WE CAN GET
THIS PLACE DIRT CHEAP.
313
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,783
I'M TALKING LIKE $1.00,
$1.50 A SQUARE FOOT.
314
00:15:58,827 --> 00:15:59,654
NO FUCKING WAY.
315
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:00,655
YOU CAN'T GET IT
THAT CHEAP.
316
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,004
HOW MUCH
COULD IT BE?
317
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:02,918
A LOT!
318
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,485
DO THEY HAVE
A LIQUOR LICENSE?
319
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,703
I'VE DRANK THERE.
320
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,053
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU DID
YOUR HOMEWORK, MIKE.
321
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,142
HE'S RIGHT. WE CAN NEVER
AFFORD A PLACE LIKE THAT.
322
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,405
SEE, BRETT, THAT'S WHY
YOU NEVER GET LAID.
323
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,884
YOU LACK CONFIDENCE.
324
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,843
NO CONFIDENCE.
325
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,410
HEY, BROTHER,
I FOUND SOMETHING
326
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,412
THAT MIGHT HELP
YOUR CONFIDENCE.
327
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,848
"PENILE ENLARGEMENT.
328
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,024
"NOW YOU CAN ACHIEVE
GREATER SELF-ESTEEM
329
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,070
"WITH INCREASED LENGTH
AND WIDTH
330
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,463
AND RETURN TO WORK
IN JUST 2 SHORT DAYS."
331
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,812
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT
332
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,727
GOING BACK TO WORK SINCE
YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.
333
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:30,946
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I WORK.
334
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,382
I DON'T THINK
DONATING SPERM
335
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,516
AND COLLECTING UNEMPLOYMENT
ACTUALLY COUNTS AS A JOB.
336
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,561
ALTHOUGH, IF YOU DID GET
THE PENILE ENLARGEMENT,
337
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,737
YOU COULD PROBABLY WRITE IT OFF
AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE.
338
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,435
YOU SHOULD TALK TO YOUR
ACCOUNTANT ABOUT THAT.
339
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,698
I DON'T REALLY HAVE A
PROBLEM WITH MY PENIS SIZE.
340
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,134
PROBABLY
HEREDITARY.
341
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:47,441
PROBABLY HAS TO DO WITH
THAT FUCKING DISEASE YOU HAVE.
342
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,747
IT'S NOT A DISEASE,
YOU SCHMUCK.
343
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,271
I'M LACTOSE-INTOLERANT.
344
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,968
WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN?
345
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,970
THAT MEANS HE CAN'T
DIGEST DAIRY.
346
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,712
HE CAN'T DIGEST DAIRY?
PUTZ HAS 3 MILKSHAKES A DAY!
347
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,018
I TAKE PILLS FOR IT.
348
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,149
IT'S FUCKING PATHETIC, MAN.
349
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,716
THERE ARE STARVING
CHILDREN IN THE WORLD,
350
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,718
AND YOUR IMPOTENT ASS CAN'T
DIGEST A FUCKING GLASS OF MILK.
351
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,850
IT'S A SHANDA,BABY.
352
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,461
TCH.
353
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,508
WHAT ARE YOU HAVING,
CORY?
354
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,642
I'LL, UH, I'LL HAVE 2 BULLET
BURGERS, EXTRA CHEESE,
355
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,947
A BAGEL LIGHTLY TOASTED,
356
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,516
CREAM CHEESE AND BUTTER,
PACK OF MARLBORO REDS,
357
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,779
AND A, UH...FUCK IT.
A DOUBLE BLOODY MARY.
358
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,085
BREAKFAST
OF CHAMPIONS.
359
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,044
HOW CAN YOU EAT
LIKE THAT, CORY?
360
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,523
YOU'RE A WALKING
HEART ATTACK.
361
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,396
BET YOU HE HAS A CORONARY
BY THE TIME HE'S 35.
362
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:30,745
SHIT, I'LL LAY
3-1.
363
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,313
THAT'S COMFORTING. I'LL
STIFF YOU ALL IN MY WILL.
364
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,879
ANYTHING ELSE?
365
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,098
JUST YOU, BABY.
366
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,666
BOYS...YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH ME.
367
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:39,449
OOH!
368
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,537
I THINK I WOULD.
369
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,148
I KNOW I WOULD.
YEAH, BABY!
370
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,759
OH, MAN. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
STILL HAVEN'T BEEN THERE.
371
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,629
I THINK SHE'S HOT.
372
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,327
ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME?
373
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,677
YEAH, SHE'S LIKE,
UH...NURTURING.
374
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,026
SHE'S LIKE MY MOTHER.
375
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,680
WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN
376
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,465
IN A VERY WEIRD FREUDIAN
NORMAN BATES KINDA WAY.
377
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,511
IT'S JUST LIKE YOU...
HAVE TO HAVE HER.
378
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,773
YOU BANGED
EVERYTHING ELSE
379
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,514
IN THE JOINT.
MIGHT AS WELL
380
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,950
BAT FOR THE CYCLE.
381
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,430
HEY, ZIG...
382
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:06,172
YOU EVER NOTICE HOW EVERY WHITE
WIDE RECEIVER IN THE NFL
383
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,999
IS CALLED
A POSSESSION RECEIVER?
384
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,089
YOU NEVER HEARD THEM CALL
A BLACK GUY THAT.
385
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,178
IT'S THEIR POLITICALLY
CORRECT WAY OF SAYING
386
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,353
YOU'RE WHITE AND SLOW,
387
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,529
SO YOU BETTER CATCH
THAT FOOTBALL.
388
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,009
SO YOU WERE AT
THE TRACK ALL DAY?
389
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,663
HOW'D YOU DO?
390
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:20,708
I BROKE EVEN.
391
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,318
I HATE THAT PLACE.
I NEVER WIN THERE.
392
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,841
All: YOU NEVER
WIN ANYWHERE.
393
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,191
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
394
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,888
WHY DON'T YOU STICK TO WHAT
YOU KNOW, MIKE? GAMES.
395
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,716
YEAH. I KNOW GAMES.
396
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,196
AND I KNOW THAT
YOU CAN PICK THE GAMES
397
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,372
BETTER THAN DIONNE WARWICK
OR PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS
398
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:35,201
OR ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL OR ANY
OTHER 3-NAMED MOTHERFUCKER
399
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,159
YOU WANNA THROW IN THERE,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY BETS
400
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,553
TO BE INFLUENCED BY THE
FUCKING JERSEY JINX OVER HERE
401
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,120
OR BY THIS KNOW-NOTHING
MOTHERFUCKER, OK?
402
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:45,472
SO GO HOME, GET SOME SLEEP,
GET BACK HERE, AND HELP ME OUT.
403
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,430
JAMIE,
START CLEANING UP.
404
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,868
I WANT EVERYBODY OUT
OF HERE EARLY TONIGHT.
405
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,914
♪ I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO LOVE YOU ♪
406
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:56,439
♪ WHEN I'M OUT HERE
ON THE ROAD ♪
407
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,181
♪ THE THINGS
I WANT TO TELL YOU... ♪
408
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,531
I THINK WE SHOULD STICK
WITH THE ORIGINAL ONE.
409
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,750
LET'S CALL IT MVPs.
410
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:03,794
NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S LIKE--
411
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,188
THAT'S LIKE--
THAT'S TOO SPOT ON.
412
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,537
IT'S LIKE
TOO SPOT ON.
413
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,539
COME UP WITH SOMETHING
MORE ORIGINAL
414
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,062
LIKE A ROCK 'N' ROLL
THEME KIND OF A SONG
415
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,064
LIKE, UH...LIKE
BENNY AND THE JETS.
416
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,328
TAKE A LYRIC FROM
BENNY AND THE JETS
417
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,199
AND CALL IT SOMETHING
LIKE, UH...
418
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,201
LIKE, UH, MOHAY VU.
419
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,029
[LAUGHTER]
420
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:21,856
MOHAY VUS.
421
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,553
WHAT THE HELL'S
MOHAY VU?
422
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,555
WHAT THE FUCK
IS A MOHAY VU?
423
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:26,513
IT'S FRENCH,
YOU KNOW?
424
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,036
HE GOES, "I GOT
ELECTRIC BOOTS,
425
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,342
"I'VE GOT
A MOHAY VU,
426
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,952
I READ IT
IN A MAGAZINE."
427
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,388
[LAUGHTER]
428
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,389
MOHAY VU.
429
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,348
THIS GUY GETS
STUPIDER EVERY DAY.
430
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,001
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
431
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,568
IT'S MOHAIR SHOES.
432
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,483
NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S A MOHAIR SUIT.
433
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,006
NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S MOHAY VU.
434
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,356
I'VE HEARD THE SONG
435
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,705
ABOUT 20,000
FUCKING TIMES.
436
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,533
SO HAVE I. I'VE HEARD IT
20,000 FUCKING TIMES, TOO.
437
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:47,838
IT'S A FUCKING
MOHAIR SUIT.
438
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,362
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLACE
A LITTLE WAGER ON THAT?
439
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,842
I CERTAINLY WOULD LIKE TO.
HOW MUCH? $20? $20? RIGHT THERE?
440
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,670
JAMES, WOULD YOU DO
THE HONORS, PLEASE?
441
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,150
OK, GREAT. THANK YOU.
442
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,457
ROCK 'N' ROLL JOHNNY. WHAT
IS THE CORRECT LYRIC, FRIEND?
443
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,458
IT'S A MOHAIR SUIT.
444
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,503
AH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
445
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,113
SOME FUCKING HELP!
446
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,506
HE HAS A G.E.D.,
FOR CHRISSAKE.
447
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,334
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT.
448
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,380
A GUY CAN'T MAKE
NATURAL FOX PASS,
449
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,381
FOR CHRISSAKES?
450
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,860
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
451
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,819
WHAT THE FUCK?
452
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,037
FUCK!
453
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,562
NO, NO, NO. I THINK
WHAT OUR DRUNKEN FRIEND
454
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,738
IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT
HE MADE A...FAUX PAS.
455
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,130
OH, AGAIN WITH
THE FRENCH.
456
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,567
NO, THAT IS
ACTUALLY FRENCH.
457
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,090
FAUX PAS.
SAY IT WITH ME. FAUX PAS.
458
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,570
NO. HOW 'BOUT
I SAY FUCK YOU?
459
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:27,269
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S FRENCH, TOO.
460
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,273
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH THIS FUCKIN' GUY?
461
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,406
Mike: THIS GUY TINY
WAS THE ONLY REASON
462
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,712
WHY EVERYONE KEPT CURRENT
ON THE BOOKS WITH CLYDE.
463
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,627
SEE, CLYDE WAS NOTHING
BUT A HALF-ASSED BOOKIE
464
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,891
WHO PRIDED HIMSELF ON BEING
THIS CHRIS WALKEN AFICIONADO.
465
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,632
NOT ONLY DID HE WALK
AND TALK LIKE HIM,
466
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,679
BUT HE CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN
KING OF NEW YORK2,000 TIMES.
467
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:48,464
RUMOR HAS IT CLYDE ONCE
KILLED A MAN FOR 20 BUCKS.
468
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,814
PERSONALLY, I THINK HE
STARTED THE RUMOR HIMSELF.
469
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,253
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
470
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,606
JIMMY, GIVE ME
A SHOT...
471
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,608
AH, NO, NO, NO.
NO MORE SHOTS FOR MY FRIENDS
472
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,305
WHO DO NOT PAY
THEIR TABS.
473
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,046
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT'S CLOSING TIME.
474
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,831
PLEASE LEAVE ME MY BAR.
I HAVE WORK TO DO.
475
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:08,963
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
476
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,573
I GOT WORK TO DO!
CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?
477
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:11,879
GOOD NIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
478
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:13,402
HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY!
479
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,317
THAT'S MY DRINK.
I OWN THE PLACE.
480
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,494
BY THE WAY, DAVID.
NICE COMMERCIAL.
481
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:22,019
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
482
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,369
HEY, DAVE, WE'LL
BE ON ATLANTIC.
483
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,196
YEAH. I GOT A FEELING.
THE FUCKERS.
484
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,633
GOOD NIGHT,
JOHNNY LONG.
485
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:27,677
JESUS CHRIST.
486
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,505
GOOD NIGHT.
487
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:30,985
OH, CHRIST.
488
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:31,899
OH, FUCK.
489
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:35,337
OH, UH, BY THE WAY,
UH, BRETT.
490
00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,557
THAT, UH...
491
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,386
THAT DINNER THAT YOU
BOUGHT ME LAST NIGHT,
492
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,604
I WAS THINKING...
493
00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,911
INSTEAD OF, UH,
BUYING ME A DINNER,
494
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:46,479
WHY DON'T YOU JUST PICK UP
THE TAB FOR THE, UH,
495
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,610
PARKING LOT AND THE, UH,
496
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:50,570
THE ADMISSION AT
THE TRACK THIS WEEKEND?
497
00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,268
WHY THE FUCK
WOULD I DO THAT?
498
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,443
PARKING AND ADMISSION
AT THE TRACK
499
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,445
IS AT LEAST $8.00 OR $9.00.
500
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,969
I CAN BUY YOU
A BURGER HERE FOR 3.
501
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,275
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
502
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:04,366
AN ENTIRE BURGER MEAL
COSTS, UH, AT LEAST 6.95.
503
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,761
WHO THE HELL SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A COMPLETE DINNER?
504
00:22:07,804 --> 00:22:09,458
THE BET WAS FOR A BURGER,
505
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:12,374
SINGULAR, NOT
A BURGER WITH FRIES
506
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:14,202
OR A BURGER AND SALAD.
507
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:15,334
JUST A BURGER.
508
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,770
ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
509
00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,598
NO, I'M NOT.
510
00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:20,556
LOOK...
511
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,559
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
512
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:27,389
YOU JUST WANNA BUY ME
A FUCKING HAMBURGER,
513
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:29,870
ALONE, JUST ALONE?
514
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:32,394
YEAH, IT'S CALLED
AÁ LA CARTE.
515
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,743
AÁ LA CARTE.
516
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:36,093
AGAIN WITH THIS FUCKIN'
FRENCH. IT'S DRIVIN' ME--
517
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,747
AÁ LA CARTE! A LA CARTE!
518
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,748
W-WHAT IS THA--WH--
519
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,707
A-ALONE, WITHOUT
ANY FRENCH FRIES?
520
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,405
YEAH, YOU'RE--YOU'RE
CATCHIN' ON QUICKLY.
521
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:45,494
[SIGHS]
522
00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,323
I HATE YOU.
523
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:02,424
MIKE, I--I--I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MENTSH,
524
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:05,253
BUT THIS IS JUST ANOTHER
ONE OF YOUR SCHEMES.
525
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:06,428
NO, NO, NO, NO.
526
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:09,083
I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS,
MAN. TRUST ME.
527
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:10,519
I MEAN, DON'T YOU
WANNA DO SOMETHIN',
528
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,608
DON'T YOU WANT TO MAKE
SOMETHIN' HAPPEN, YOU KNOW,
529
00:23:12,652 --> 00:23:16,525
TO KNOW THAT YOU MADE IT
HAPPEN, WE MADE IT HAPPEN?
530
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:17,439
LOOK, I'M SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS.
531
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,441
I WANNA DO THIS NOW.
532
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:21,356
I WANNA DO THIS. TRUST ME.
533
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,445
TRUST YOU?
534
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,577
YEAH.
535
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,796
AND WHY SHOULD
I TRUST YOU?
536
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,452
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I--
537
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:34,369
MAYBE, UH--MAYBE
I SHOULD GET A JOB.
538
00:23:35,544 --> 00:23:37,372
YOU'RE GONNA
GET A JOB.
539
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,591
YOU.
540
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:40,114
YEAH, I CAN GET A JOB.
LISTEN, MISTER, UH...
541
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:43,465
RESPONSIBLE 'CAUSE MY DAD
OWNS A RESTAURANT...
542
00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:45,424
I CAN, UH, I CAN GET A JOB
543
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,643
AND SAVE MY MONEY AND,
UH, BE AN ENTREPRENEUR.
544
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:50,820
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
TOMORROW, YOU KNOW WHAT?
545
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,909
I'M GONNA GO
LOOK FOR A JOB.
546
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,563
YO, WHAT'S THE LINE
ON THAT PHILLY GAME?
547
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:57,784
YO, THE DODGERS ARE 30
AND 7 1/2 OVER 110.
548
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,525
50. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
549
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:02,702
I'M GONNA LAY 6K
TO WIN 4 ON THE METS.
550
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,355
OK? WHAT ARE THE JAYS AT?
551
00:24:04,399 --> 00:24:06,923
NO, SHIT. THEY'RE DOGS
WITH CLEMENS ON THE MOUND?
552
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:07,663
ALL RIGHT.
553
00:24:07,707 --> 00:24:08,795
GIVE ME 3K ON THE JAYS.
554
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,449
I'M GONNA PARLAY BOTH
OF THAT INTO THE...
555
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:13,495
Mike: JOEY CALDERA IS THE ONLY
ITALIAN GUY FROM BROOKLYN
556
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:14,496
WHO THINKS HE'S BLACK.
557
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,542
HE MOVED OUT HERE
DURING HIGH SCHOOL
558
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,369
AND HAS ENJOYED
A SUCCESSFUL ENDEAVOR
559
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,588
IN THE WORLD OF BOOKMAKING.
560
00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:20,807
...IN THE FIFTH.
561
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,417
ALTHOUGH WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME,
562
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:23,549
WE BARELY HANG.
563
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,768
WE JUST RUN IN DIFFERENT
CROWDS, I GUESS.
564
00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,553
BUT ONCE IN A WHILE
WE'LL STILL DO A FAVOR
565
00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:30,381
FOR EACH OTHER AS A TOKEN
OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
566
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,993
E-EASE UP, JOEY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EASE UP?
567
00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:34,603
WHAT'RE YOU, MY BOOKIE
OR MY MOTHER?
568
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:35,604
YO, YO, YO, YO, WAIT.
569
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:37,476
YO, I NEED YOU
TO DO ME A FAVOR.
570
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:38,694
NO--NO--NO--NO.
571
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,479
I NEED YOU TO GO BY
AND PICK UP AN ENVELOPE
572
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,349
FROM YOUR FATHER'S BOSS.
573
00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:42,742
GET SOMEBODY ELSE, BRO.
574
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:45,179
I CAN'T FIND NOBODY ELSE.
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKIN' YOU.
575
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,137
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE A REAL ASSHOLE.
576
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,923
YOU KNOW THAT? JUST FOR THAT,
I'M TAKING 20%.
577
00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:51,272
YO, 10%...
578
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,403
AND I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR ANY OF THAT
579
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:55,102
"I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU
NEXT WEEK" BULLSHIT.
580
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:57,496
YO, I NEED IT TODAY.
581
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,542
ALL RIGHT.
582
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:01,674
I'LL TALK TO YOU.
583
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:04,546
MOTHERFUCKER THINKS
I'M BANK OF AMERICA.
584
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:07,201
NOW LET ME SEE THAT
WEAK-ASS CROSSOVER.
585
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:10,117
10-1. GAME POINT.
586
00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:15,383
THAT'S GAME, BROTHER.
587
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,516
LOOKS LIKE IT'S
BULLET BURGERS ON YOU.
588
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:21,694
WAIT TILL I GET YOUR BLACK
ASS IN MY SWIMMIN' POOL.
589
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,275
MICHAEL.
590
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:39,407
WHAT'S UP?
591
00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,365
WHAT DO I OWE
THIS HONOR TO?
592
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:43,454
I CAME BY
TO SAY HI, AND...
593
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:47,371
I NEED SOME WINDSHIELD
WIPERS FOR MY CAR.
594
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,896
OH, THAT FLASH
NAZI MOBILE YOU DRIVE?
595
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:55,597
IT'S NOT A NAZI MOBILE,
DAD. IT'S A PORSCHE.
596
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:56,598
PORSCHE.
597
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:57,512
YEAH.
WHATEVER.
598
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,080
YEAH, WE CAN SET YOU UP.
599
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:03,126
YOU GET A JOB YET?
600
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:06,956
I'M WORKIN' ON SOME OTHER
THINGS RIGHT NOW, DAD.
601
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,438
WELL, I'LL GET YOU
A JOB HERE.
602
00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:14,573
TEACH YA HOW
TO HANDLE A WRENCH.
603
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:18,228
YOU! YOU TELL THAT
SON OF A BITCH I'M DONE.
604
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:19,403
YOU UNDERSTAND?
605
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:21,231
I LOST 5 GRAND LAST WEEK
AND ANOTHER 7,600
606
00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:23,190
AGAIN THIS WEEK BECAUSE
HE DOESN'T TAKE TEASERS.
607
00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:25,409
IF HE WOULDA LET ME TEASE
BOTH WEEKS, I WOULD'VE WON.
608
00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:27,934
YOU JUST TELL THAT ASSHOLE
THAT THIS IS IT.
609
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:30,023
YOU UNDERSTAND? NO MORE.
610
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:33,069
AND IF THAT PRICK EVER
CALLS ME AGAIN,
611
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:35,419
I'LL HAVE YOU BOTH
ARRESTED.
612
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:41,512
SO, UH, WHAT KIND OF WIPERS
DID YOU SAY YOU NEEDED?
613
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:44,646
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.
614
00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,126
Both: OH, HEY, MIKE.
WHAT'S UP?
615
00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:47,693
HEY, GUYS.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
616
00:26:47,736 --> 00:26:49,912
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
617
00:26:52,262 --> 00:26:53,568
NO!
OOH, OOH!
618
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,135
YEAH, YEAH!
NO!
619
00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:55,701
NO!
620
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,399
♪ WHOO, WHOO
621
00:26:58,442 --> 00:26:59,661
YOU ARE THE WORST!
622
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:02,621
I TOLD YOU! HOW CAN YOU
BET AGAINST JUNIOR?
623
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:03,839
THE MAN'S A HOME RUN
MACHINE.
624
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,972
HOW COULD I BET
ON THE AMERICAN LEAGUE?
625
00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:07,147
THERE'S NO PITCHING.
626
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:08,583
I--I MEAN, LOOK AT
THAT PUTZ ON THE MOUND.
627
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,454
WHAT DO THEY PAY THIS GUY,
LIKE $3 MILLION A YEAR
628
00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,587
TO LOB GRAPEFRUITS
LIKE THAT?
629
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,632
UN-FUCKIN'-BELIEVABLE.
630
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,285
I MEAN, I COULD DO
BETTER THAN THAT.
631
00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:16,809
I SHOULDA NEVER
GAVE UP PITCHIN'.
632
00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:18,462
I'D PROBABLY BE IN
THE BIG LEAGUES BY NOW.
633
00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:20,377
PLEASE, DON'T
EVEN START WITH ME
634
00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:21,770
WITH THE PITCHING BULLSHIT.
635
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,381
IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU
GO GLORY DAYS ON ME AGAIN,
636
00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:25,774
I'M GONNA PUKE!
637
00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:27,080
I'M SERIOUS, MAN. I COULDA
BEEN A BIG LEAGUE PITCHER
638
00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:29,909
IF I'D JUST KEPT IT UP.
I JUST--
639
00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:31,737
YOU KNOW, I JUST
DIDN'T KEEP IT UP.
640
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,782
MAYBE YOU SHOULDA
HIRED A FLUFFER.
641
00:27:33,826 --> 00:27:34,783
[LAUGHING]
OH.
642
00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:35,958
HEY, FUCK YOU.
YEAH, GREAT, MARGE.
643
00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,133
KICK ME WHILE
I'M DOWN, HUH?
644
00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,918
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD,
I WAS GOOD.
645
00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:40,397
I WAS FUCKIN' FANTASTIC.
646
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:42,399
14-YEAR-OLD COLT DIVISION A
YEAR BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE.
647
00:27:42,443 --> 00:27:45,054
OH, HERE WE GO AGAIN
WITH THE PHANTOM SHUTOUT.
648
00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:47,491
A 9 INNING
FULL GAME SHUTOUT
649
00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:48,754
OVER THE HOBOKEN HOUNDS,
650
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,407
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
ME, ASK ADAM GOLDBERG.
651
00:27:50,451 --> 00:27:52,366
HE WAS THERE PLAYING
SECOND BASE THAT DAY.
652
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:55,282
WHO THE HELL
IS ADAM GOLDBERG?
653
00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:56,544
I JUST TOLD YOU,
FUCK FACE.
654
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:58,067
HE WAS SECOND BASE.
655
00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,155
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE
656
00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:01,723
A BRUCE WILLIS MOVIE
OR SOMETHIN'?
657
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,290
OH, MY--
658
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:04,291
HEY.
659
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,292
THANKS.
660
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:06,554
YEAH, THANKS, MIKE.
661
00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,990
SO YOU'RE COMIN'
TO MY BAR MITZVAH?
662
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,427
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU READY FOR IT?
663
00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:11,646
OF COURSE.
664
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,474
YEAH, WELL, LET ME HEAR
SOMETHIN'. COME ON.
665
00:28:13,517 --> 00:28:14,605
AW, COME ON.
666
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:15,650
COME ON. IT'S WORTH
40 BUCKS, ISN'T IT?
667
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,261
COME ON, GUYS.
PAUL, HELP HIM OUT.
668
00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:21,351
[BOTH SPEAKING HEBREW]
669
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:23,397
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU GUYS SUCK, YOU KNOW THAT?
670
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:24,528
Doug: NO--NO. I KNOW MY
671
00:28:24,572 --> 00:28:26,182
HAFTARAH PORTION
BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS.
672
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:27,793
THE RECEPTION'S
GONNA BE AWESOME.
673
00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,142
YOU GOTTA BE THERE.
674
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,535
MY DAD'S RENTING OUT
THE ENTIRE CORBIN BOWL:
675
00:28:31,579 --> 00:28:35,322
ARCADE, SNACK SHOP,
BOWLING. IT'S ALL FREE.
676
00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:36,758
FREE BOWLIN', HUH?
677
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,629
YOU KNOW...
678
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:41,284
IS IT SO HARD
FOR YOU TO ADMIT
679
00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:43,896
THAT IN MY YOUTH
I WAS IN FACT
680
00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:46,246
AN ABSOLUTELY
FANTASTIC PITCHER?
681
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:47,943
I WAS FUCKING
FANTASTIC!
682
00:28:47,987 --> 00:28:50,337
FINE. YOU WERE
THE CY FUCKING YOUNG
683
00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:52,687
OF THE BNAI BRITH
LEAGUE. OK?
684
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,949
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
685
00:28:53,993 --> 00:28:55,821
MIKE, TAKE
THE DODGERS TONIGHT.
686
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:56,865
THEY'RE A LOCK.
687
00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:58,649
LAST YEAR VALDES
WAS 8 AND 1 AT HOME.
688
00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:00,956
YEAH, AND KARROS IS GONNA
GO YARD TONIGHT FOR SURE.
689
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,262
YO, DUH.
690
00:29:02,305 --> 00:29:03,480
WAIT A SECOND. WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING GAMBLING?
691
00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:04,917
YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD.
692
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,788
Both: WE'RE 13.
693
00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:08,268
AND WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
694
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:09,138
YOU GAMBLE.
695
00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:11,532
YEAH, BUT
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
696
00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:12,838
WHY?
697
00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:15,666
IT JUST IS, OK?
698
00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,146
YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS.
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU
699
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:19,235
A VERY VALUABLE LESSON
RIGHT NOW.
700
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,020
NOW YOU SAY YOU KNOW
YOUR HAFTARAH PORTION
701
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:22,325
BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS,
RIGHT?
702
00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,762
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
703
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,980
I BET YOU DOUBLE OR NOTHIN'
ON THE 20 I JUST GAVE YOU
704
00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:25,938
THAT YOU DON'T.
705
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:29,855
[BOTH SPEAKING HEBREW]
706
00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:33,641
NOW. SING IT BACKWARDS.
707
00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,731
EH?
708
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,736
AW, DARN. NO!
709
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:42,824
WHOO! WHOO-OOH! YES!
710
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:47,524
♪ WHOO WHOO-OOH
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO ♪
711
00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:50,614
MAN, YOU NEED A FUCKIN'
WIN BAD, BUDDY.
712
00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:53,182
YOU BETTER GET SOME HELP.
713
00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,011
I KNOW. I KNOW.
714
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:58,535
I'LL ASK RAINMAN.
HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
715
00:30:00,755 --> 00:30:02,583
HEY, RAINMAN.
716
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,237
LISTEN, PAL,
I NEED YOUR HELP,
717
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,936
AND I NEED IT BAD.
WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?
718
00:30:09,372 --> 00:30:10,678
UH, LET'S SEE, UH...
719
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:12,854
LET'S SEE, LET'S SEE.
720
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,073
UH, OK...
721
00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:15,901
THE KNICKS AND THE HAWKS
ARE ABOUT TO TIP OFF
722
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:17,772
IN 10 MINUTES.
IT'S A PICK-EM.
723
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,948
BUDDY, PLEASE!
724
00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:23,822
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
AW.
725
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:28,043
ALL RIGHT, SCHMUCKO. OK.
726
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,876
ALL RIGHT. WHEN ASSESSING
THIS PARTICULAR GAME,
727
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,487
THERE ARE CERTAIN KEY FACTORS
THAT IMMEDIATELY COME TO MIND.
728
00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:40,534
FOR INSTANCE, THE KNICKS
ARE 18 AND 2 AT THE GARDEN
729
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:41,752
WHEN COMING OFF A HOME LOSS...
730
00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:44,712
NO MATTER HOW SURE
YOU THINK SOMETHING IS,
731
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:48,281
GAMBLING IS ALWAYS
A LOSING PROPOSITION.
732
00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:49,369
OK?
733
00:30:49,412 --> 00:30:52,111
GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.
734
00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,592
[CAR HORN HONKING]
735
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,990
Zig: WHAT WAS
THAT ALL ABOUT?
736
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,037
UH, NOTHIN'.
737
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,473
MICHAEL...
738
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,084
I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
I ALWAYS COULD.
739
00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:10,042
YOU KNOW,
I'VE ALWAYS SAID
740
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:12,914
THIS IS A MAN
WHO CAN DO THINGS.
741
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:15,438
REALLY?
742
00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,788
WHEN THE TEAM SHOT 39%
FROM THE FIELD
743
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,355
AND 73% FROM THE FOUL LINE,
744
00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:23,272
WHEN EWING AVERAGES
21 POINTS A GAME OR BETTER,
745
00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:25,100
NATURALLY DURING
A NIGHT CONTEST
746
00:31:25,144 --> 00:31:27,407
WHEN THE MOON IS IN ITS
3 QUARTER CRESCENT PHASE,
747
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,671
BUT ONLY IF THE TEAM FACES
AN EASTERN DIVISION FOE
748
00:31:30,714 --> 00:31:32,455
WHO'S UNDER 500 ON THE ROAD,
749
00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:35,458
WHILE SPIKE LEE
AND JERRY SEINFELD
750
00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:36,677
ARE IN ATTENDANCE
751
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,942
ALONG WITH WOODY ALLEN
WHO'S WITHOUT SOON-YI.
752
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,515
WELL, I'LL TELL YA.
753
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:49,690
I LIKE THE NAME.
754
00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:52,693
I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA,
A GOOD CONCEPT.
755
00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,390
BUT, UH, TO BE HONEST,
756
00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:56,479
I THINK YOU GUYS
ARE GETTIN' IN
757
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:59,047
A LITTLE BIT
OVER YOUR HEADS.
758
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,222
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
759
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,745
ABOUT THE RESTAURANT
BUSINESS.
760
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:02,746
WHAT, YOU
DON'T THINK DAVID
761
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,574
KNOWS HOW TO RUN
A RESTAURANT?
762
00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,794
DAVID? SURE.
763
00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:09,579
DAVID KNOWS HOW TO RUN IN,
WATCH A LAKERS GAME,
764
00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:12,756
HAVE A LITTLE NOSH
AND RUN OUT.
765
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,844
IT'S NICE TO SEE
766
00:32:13,888 --> 00:32:14,933
YOU HAVE SO MUCH
CONFIDENCE IN ME, DAD.
767
00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:17,674
LOOK, I'M NOT SAYIN'
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
768
00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:20,460
I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA
769
00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,549
OF THE SHIT
YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH.
770
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:23,593
LIKE WHAT?
771
00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:24,986
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S BE REALISTIC.
772
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:27,162
BESIDES ALL
THE BULLSHIT RED TAPE,
773
00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:28,468
THE LEASE,
THE LIQUOR LICENSE,
774
00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:32,037
THE BUILDING CODES,
PERMITS, CONTRACTORS,
775
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,082
BESIDES ALL THAT,
776
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,650
THERE'S THE QUESTION
OF THE GELT.
777
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:40,088
COME ON, BOYS.
YOU KNOW, THE MONEY.
778
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,002
YOU WANNA OPEN UP SHOP
779
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,438
IN THE MIDDLE
OF SHERMAN OAKS
780
00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:43,874
ON VENTURA BOULEVARD,
781
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,051
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
A LOT OF GELTS,
782
00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:47,617
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE
GONNA GIVE THE PLACE
783
00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:48,662
A COMPLETE OVERHAUL:
784
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:51,708
BIG SCREEN TVs,
SATELLITE DISHES,
785
00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:53,580
CABLE THIS,
PAY-PER-VIEW THAT,
786
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:56,365
SOUND SYSTEM, ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO THE SILVERWARE--
787
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,150
THAT COSTS MONEY.
788
00:32:58,193 --> 00:33:02,415
YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT NO LESS
THAN HALF A MIL, EASY.
789
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:03,590
NOW, MICHAEL...
790
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:06,071
I'M SURE YOU HAVE
A LITTLE MONEY PUT AWAY,
791
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,769
AND DAVID THAT 50,000
YOUR GRANDPARENTS LEFT YOU
792
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,032
IS YOURS TO DO
WHAT YOU LIKE WITH,
793
00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:14,253
BUT I KNOW CORY'S BROKE
'CAUSE HE OWES ME MONEY,
794
00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:15,732
AND BRETT...
795
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:19,388
GOD BLESS HIM, BUT THAT KID
COULD SQUEEZE A DIME SO HARD
796
00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:20,520
HE'D GET 3 NICKELS.
797
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:21,695
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
798
00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:22,609
[SIGHS]
799
00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:24,437
WHAT DO YOU DO?
800
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,829
YOU GET UP OFF YOUR ASS,
801
00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,440
AND YOU FIGURE IT
THE FUCK OUT.
802
00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:29,137
COME ON, DAVID.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
803
00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:31,052
HAVE A LITTLE CHUTZPA.
804
00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:34,186
I'M TIRED OF CHANGING
YOUR DIAPER, SON.
805
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:36,492
LISTEN, BOYCHIK...
806
00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:37,885
YOU WANT A SANDWICH, FINE.
807
00:33:37,928 --> 00:33:39,974
YOU NEED A PLACE
TO STAY, FINE.
808
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,454
YOU WANT YOUR OWN BUSINESS,
809
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:44,065
YOU GOT OUT AND
YOU GET IT FOR YOURSELF.
810
00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:45,762
FARSHTAIST?
811
00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:48,156
MIKE.
812
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:50,376
WELL, THAT WENT WELL.
813
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:53,335
I DIDN'T WANNA TELL HIM
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
814
00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:55,163
SO ALL WE GOT
IS MY 50 K?
815
00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:58,471
THAT ISN'T GONNA DO
FUCK-ALL FOR US.
816
00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:04,738
I GOT A LITTLE
OVERANXIOUS, MIKE,
817
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,000
AND I COULDN'T WAIT.
818
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,741
CORY WENT CRAZY, BET EVERY
DAY GAME THERE WAS,
819
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:11,136
AND HE BET 'EM HEAVY.
HE'S DOWN, MIKE. BAD.
820
00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:12,398
DOUG AND PAUL SAID--
821
00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:13,964
DOUG AND PAUL ARE 12 YEARS
OLD, FOR CHRISSAKES.
822
00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:15,314
THEY'RE 13!
823
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:16,228
GUYS, PLEASE.
824
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:17,490
AND THAT'S JUST
TODAY'S GAMES.
825
00:34:17,533 --> 00:34:20,014
HE'S GOT ACTION ON
EVERY L.A. TEAM TONIGHT.
826
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,233
THAT'S GOOD,
RIGHT, MIKE?
827
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,409
I GOTTA MAKE
A COMEBACK.
828
00:34:23,452 --> 00:34:24,279
HOW MUCH?
829
00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:25,585
15,000 IF ALL 3
TEAMS LOSE.
830
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:27,239
BOTH OF YOU?
831
00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:30,242
NO. ARE YOU KIDDING?
I MADE MY $50 BET AND QUIT.
832
00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:32,461
LOOK, I STILL GOT
A CHANCE
833
00:34:32,505 --> 00:34:33,897
ON MY PICKS TONIGHT,
RIGHT?
834
00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:36,378
I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T LIKE
ANY OF 'EM. I STAYED AWAY.
835
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:39,338
YOU MEAN, YOU DIDN'T...
DIDN'T PLAY ANYTHING?
836
00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:40,513
I DIDN'T SAY THAT, CORY.
837
00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:41,818
I SAID I DIDN'T LIKE
ANY OF THE L.A. TEAMS.
838
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:44,125
BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?
IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, RIGHT?
839
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,648
BUDDY, PLEASE.
840
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,911
ALL RIGHT. CALL IN A COUPLE
DIMES ON THE METS/JAY PARLAY.
841
00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:50,653
BACK IT UP WITH A STRAIGHT
BET ON THE METS FOR 2
842
00:34:50,697 --> 00:34:52,133
AND ANOTHER ON THE JAYS.
843
00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,221
WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
844
00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:54,570
MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
I MISSED HERE.
845
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:57,486
UH, MIKE, LOOK,
THAT'S--THAT'S NO GOOD.
846
00:34:57,530 --> 00:34:59,793
CLYDE ALREADY SAID
I'M CUT OFF.
847
00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:02,100
YOU BET WITH CLYDE,
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER?
848
00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:04,450
YOU BET WITH CLYDE? THAT
GUY'S A FUCKIN' PSYCHO!
849
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,016
ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND,
CORY?
850
00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,410
WELL, NOBODY ELSE
WOULD TAKE MY ACTION!
851
00:35:08,454 --> 00:35:10,151
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
852
00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:11,935
ALL RIGHT, WHAT TIME IS IT?
853
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:14,851
IT'S 7:28. WE GOT
2 FUCKING MINUTES.
854
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:21,249
YO, JOEY, WHAT'S UP?
YEAH, IT'S MIKE.
855
00:35:21,293 --> 00:35:23,469
YEAH. HEY, LISTEN,
YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND
856
00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,471
BRETT, RIGHT?
857
00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:29,344
YEAH. $50-BRETT. YEAH.
HE'S HIT IT BIG NOW
858
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:31,564
IN SOME MULTI-LEVEL
MARKETING SCHEME
859
00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:33,392
OR SOMETHING,
AND HE'S BACK IN TOWN,
860
00:35:33,435 --> 00:35:35,437
AND HE WANTS TO THROW
DOWN SOME ACTION.
861
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:38,527
CAN YOU DO IT? YEAH,
I'LL VOUCH FOR HIM.
862
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,574
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
YOU WANNA TALK TO HIM?
863
00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:44,968
LISTEN. JUST SAY YOU WANT
THE SAME THING AS MIKEY
864
00:35:45,012 --> 00:35:46,970
AND THAT YOU'RE GOOD
FOR IT, OK?
865
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:50,365
YEAH. SAME THING AS MIKEY,
AND I'M GOOD FOR IT.
866
00:35:50,409 --> 00:35:51,671
NO PROBLEM.
867
00:35:51,714 --> 00:35:53,020
YO, UH, JOEY, WHAT'S UP?
868
00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:55,501
UH, YEAH, JUST GIVE ME
THE SAME THING--WHAT?
869
00:35:55,544 --> 00:35:58,460
OH, UH, YEAH, JUST
GOT BACK INTO TOWN.
870
00:35:58,504 --> 00:35:59,679
UH-HUH. FROM, UH...
871
00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:00,723
FROM, UH...
872
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:02,334
ATLANTIC CITY.
NEW YORK. NEW YORK.
873
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:03,291
MIAMI. MIAMI.
874
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,640
SALT LAKE CITY.
875
00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:07,556
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
I'M ROLLING DOWN THERE, BRO.
876
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,819
OH, NO, NO, NONE OF THAT
$50 BULLSHIT ANYMORE.
877
00:36:09,863 --> 00:36:13,301
NO, I'M STRAIGHT UP
BIG BANK HANK IN '98, NIGGA!
878
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:14,694
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
879
00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:15,782
I'M JUST TRYING TO SPEAK HIS
LANGUAGE. I DON'T KNOW.
880
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,827
YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN', RIGHT?
881
00:36:17,871 --> 00:36:19,438
I'M THROWIN' DOWN
BUCKETS-O'-DUCATS.
882
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:22,441
YEAH, MAN! YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
883
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:25,270
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING, RIGHT?
884
00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:31,537
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHO I AM,
JOEY, RIGHT?
885
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:35,541
I'M THE O.G. DOPE IN THE
MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE, NIGGA!
886
00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:37,282
TAFT HIGH SCHOOL, BABY!
887
00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:40,154
YEAH! DON'T THINK
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
888
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,764
WE USED TO CALL YOU
JOEY CAPEZIO
889
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:44,071
BECAUSE YOU USED TO WEAR
THOSE WHITE CAPEZIOS
890
00:36:44,114 --> 00:36:47,292
WITH THE SERGIO VALENTE PANTS
AND THE SHAM SHIRTS
891
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:48,858
AND THE COMB
IN YOUR BACK POCKET,
892
00:36:48,902 --> 00:36:52,340
CRUISING DOWN VENTURA BOULEVARD
IN YOUR GREEN SUZUKI SAMURAI
893
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:53,907
AND YOUR VANILLA ICE HAIRDO.
894
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,474
MAN, YOU WERE
A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
895
00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:57,432
YEAH, I KNOW THAT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.
896
00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:59,347
BUT IT'S ALSO BEEN
A LONG TIME
897
00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:00,783
SINCE I MADE ANY KIND
OF A $50 BET,
898
00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:02,698
BUT YOU DON'T SEEM TO
HAVE A LOT OF PROBLEMS
899
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:06,093
REMEMBERING THAT, NOW, DO YOU?
THE POINT IS THIS...
900
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:07,529
I'M A JEW, RIGHT?
901
00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:09,575
AND JEWS ARE KNOWN
FOR WHAT?
902
00:37:09,618 --> 00:37:11,446
THAT'S RIGHT! MONEY, HONEY!
903
00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,101
AND RIGHT NOW I GOT
TRUCKLOADS OF IT.
904
00:37:14,144 --> 00:37:17,191
JUST PUT ME DOWN FOR WHATEVER
MIKEY'S DOWN FOR,
905
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,412
AND WIN OR LOSE,
DINNER THIS WEEKEND IS ON ME
906
00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:21,717
AT THE STAGEBRUSH CANTINA.
907
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,502
WE'LL GO TO PELICANS AFTERWARDS
FOR DRINKS, OK?
908
00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:25,808
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
909
00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:28,071
UH, GREAT. PEACE OUT.
910
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:30,117
CIAO.
911
00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:33,381
YO, JOEY. YEAH.
YEAH.
912
00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:37,559
YEAH, HE HAS CERTAINLY
CHANGED A LOT. YEAH.
913
00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:39,779
UH...OK.
914
00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:41,998
YEAH. UM...
915
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:45,263
ALL RIGHT. YEAH.
LATER, DUDE. BYE.
916
00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:47,482
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHAT'D I DO?
917
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:48,657
WATCH HIM
LOSE HIS LUNCH.
918
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:51,443
YOU JUST WENT DOWN
ON PAPER FOR 10 LARGE
919
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:52,400
WITH JOEY CALDERA.
920
00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:54,359
$10,000?
921
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:56,361
TO JOEY C. OF CHATSWORTH?
922
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,188
YEAH. AND I VOUCHED
FOR YOU.
923
00:37:58,232 --> 00:37:59,712
HOW SICK IS THAT?
OH, MY GOD.
924
00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:01,757
YOU GOT A COUPLE OF
REAL FRIENDS THERE, CORY.
925
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,456
THESE GUYS PUT THEIR
ASSES ON THE LINE FOR YOU.
926
00:38:04,499 --> 00:38:05,848
I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT.
927
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:09,548
HE KNOWS. COME ON, LET'S
JUST WATCH THE GAMES, BUDDY.
928
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,378
Mike: AND SO, WE SAT
AND SWEATED THE GAMES.
929
00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:15,249
FOR A WHILE, IT LOOKED LIKE
WE HAD A CHANCE.
930
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,425
THE DODGERS LOOKED GOOD EARLY,
AND SO DID THE LAKERS.
931
00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:18,818
EVEN THE KINGS
CAME OUT STRONG,
932
00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,951
BUT JUST AS I THOUGHT
THIS MORNING, THEY ALL FOLDED.
933
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:23,475
THE DODGERS' BULLPEN
COULDN'T CLOSE.
934
00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:25,825
THE KINGS' NEW GOALIE GOT
STONED. EVEN THE LAKERS
935
00:38:25,868 --> 00:38:28,523
GAVE UP A FOURTH QUARTER LEAD
AND LOST IN OVERTIME.
936
00:38:28,567 --> 00:38:30,786
NOW, CORY OBVIOUSLY
HAD REASON TO SWEAT,
937
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:32,222
BUT SO DID BRETT AND I.
938
00:38:32,266 --> 00:38:33,789
TOGETHER, WE WERE DOWN
FOR 20 GRAND,
939
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,964
AND NONE OF US HAD IT.
940
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,575
CLEMENS HAD PITCHED
MASTERFULLY,
941
00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:37,880
BUT HE WAS GETTIN' TIRED.
942
00:38:37,924 --> 00:38:39,491
THE YANKS WERE
STARTIN' TO GET TO HIM.
943
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:41,493
ALL RIGHT. GET HIM OUTTA
THERE. HE'S EXHAUSTED.
944
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:43,321
HE'S TIRED ALREADY.
HE'S AN OLD MAN.
945
00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:44,800
YEAH, HE'S DONE
A GREAT JOB.
946
00:38:44,844 --> 00:38:45,714
THAT'S ALL HE CAN DO.
947
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:47,542
COME ON,
BRING IN THE CLOSER.
948
00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:49,414
OH, GOD.
HE'S GONNA BLOW IT.
949
00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:50,719
[SIGHS]
I CAN'T WATCH THIS.
950
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:53,287
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA LOSE.
I SWEAR TO GOD,
951
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,593
I'M GONNA KILL
MYSELF IF THEY LOSE.
952
00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:56,203
BRETT, WOULD YOU
SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE?
953
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,378
YOU'RE GONNA JINX IT.
954
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,553
HE'S GOT THE BASES LOADED
WITH NOBODY OUT.
955
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:00,381
ALL THEY NEED
IS A BASE HIT, AND WE LOSE.
956
00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:02,165
All: SHUT UP!
957
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,559
THE HARDEST THING
TO DO IN SPORTS
958
00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:05,691
IS HIT A BASEBALL.
959
00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:06,735
I SHOULD BE IN THERE
PITCHING RIGHT NOW.
960
00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,128
NO, WE'LL DO JUST FINE
WITH HIM, OK?
961
00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,172
ARE YOU NUTS?
DO YOU KNOW
962
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:10,522
HOW MANY PITCHES
HE'S THROWN?
963
00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:11,871
CLEMENS IS A CHAMPION.
964
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,481
YOU CAN'T BEAT A MAN WITH
THE HEART OF A CHAMPION.
965
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:14,613
HE WON'T LET YA.
966
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:16,397
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
967
00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:17,790
YOU WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND.
968
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:18,791
LOOK, TRUST ME.
969
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,183
IF THEY LEAVE HIM IN,
WE'LL WIN.
970
00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:21,576
IF THEY TAKE HIM OUT,
WE TAKE OUR CHANCES.
971
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,186
THEY SHOULD JUST LET HIM
CLOSE IT OUT.
972
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:24,405
TV Announcer:
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
973
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:26,451
MR. GASTON, IT LOOKS LIKE...
974
00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:27,365
[SIGHS]
975
00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:28,409
HE'S DONE THE
RIGHT THING NOW,
976
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:30,019
'CAUSE CLEMENS LOOKS LIKE...
977
00:39:30,063 --> 00:39:31,151
Second announcer:
I THINK SO.
978
00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:32,674
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S--
HE'S GONNA PULL HIM.
979
00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:34,459
YES IT IS.
HE'S PULLING HIM OUT.
980
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:37,070
AND WHO--WHO ARE THE,
UH, BLUE JAYS GONNA TAP?
981
00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:40,116
YES, THEY ARE.
THEY'RE TAPPING...
982
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,250
THE YOUNG--YES, IT IS.
983
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:44,425
IT IS MATT REED.
984
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:45,470
All: MATT REED?!
985
00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:46,993
THE UPSTART ROOKIE
IS COMING IN
986
00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:48,908
TO RELIEVE ROGER CLEMENS.
987
00:39:48,951 --> 00:39:50,388
THAT'S RIGHT. MATT REED,
988
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:52,302
THE BIG VALLEY BOY
FROM CALIFORNIA.
989
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:54,348
OH! ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
990
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,697
THIS IS FUCKIN'
UNBELIEVABLE.
991
00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:56,698
LITTLE MATTY REED
IS PITCHING
992
00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,352
IN THE BIGGEST GAME
OF OUR LIVES?
993
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,093
I MEAN, I HEARD
HE GOT DRAFTED,
994
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,660
BUT THAT WAS
A COUPLE YEARS AGO.
995
00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:02,965
HE WAS IN THE MINORS,
YOU PUTZ.
996
00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:04,271
YOU REMEMBER THE MINORS?
997
00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,403
PEOPLE GO THERE BEFORE
THEY MAKE IT TO THE SHOW?
998
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,100
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S YOUNGER THAN US.
999
00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:10,233
I CAN. I USED TO LOCK HIM
IN HIS GYM LOCKER
1000
00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:11,496
WHEN HE WAS A FRESHMAN.
1001
00:40:11,539 --> 00:40:12,366
OH, GREAT.
1002
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,498
YOU FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME?
1003
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:14,455
WELL, THAT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL
KARMICALLY.
1004
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:15,630
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.
1005
00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:16,805
WE'RE RELYING
ON MATTY REED TO BAIL US OUT
1006
00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:18,198
OF THE BIGGEST GAME
OF OUR FUCKIN' LIVES,
1007
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,156
AND YOU USED TO LOCK HIM
IN HIS FUCKIN' GYM LOCKER?
1008
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,115
WELL, IF I HAD
A CRYSTAL BALL--
1009
00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:23,421
[ALL YELLING]
1010
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:24,291
SHUT UP!
1011
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,466
GUYS, WE'VE GOT
A SHOT, OK?
1012
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:26,293
MATT'S A WINNER.
1013
00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:27,207
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
A WINNER.
1014
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,382
WE'VE GOT A SHOT.
MIKE,
1015
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,428
WHAT IS IT WITH THIS
WINNER-LOSER BULLSHIT?
1016
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:31,603
YEAH,
PLEASE EXPLAIN.
1017
00:40:31,646 --> 00:40:33,866
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
WINNING AND LOSING,
1018
00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,520
GENTLEMEN,
IS INTANGIBLE.
1019
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,217
IT'S NOT SHOWN
IN THE STATS,
1020
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:40,481
IT'S NOT MEASURED
IN PERCENTAGES.
1021
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:41,613
IT'S ONLY FOUND
1022
00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:43,484
IN A FEW VERY SPECIAL,
VERY RARE PEOPLE,
1023
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,617
AND IT'S FOUND
IN THE HEART...
1024
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,532
THE WILL TO WIN.
1025
00:40:47,575 --> 00:40:50,709
ROCKY MARCIANO,
49 AND 0.
1026
00:40:50,752 --> 00:40:53,146
NEVER LOST. REFUSED.
1027
00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:54,495
JOE MONTANA...
1028
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:58,499
2 MINUTES LEFT, DOWN
BY 6, 80 YARDS TO GO.
1029
00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,327
YOU KNEW JOE WAS GONNA
1030
00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:03,373
PUT IT IN THE END ZONE,
SEE?
1031
00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:06,942
MATT REED'S A WINNER.
HE PLAYED WITH
1032
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:09,510
MY FRIEND SHAYMIS' SON
IN WINTER BALL.
1033
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:10,816
YOU GOT A SHOT, BOYS.
1034
00:41:10,859 --> 00:41:12,774
TV announcer:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1035
00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:14,602
WELCOME BACK
TO YANKEE STADIUM.
1036
00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:15,951
AS THE YANKEES
FACE THE BLUE JAYS,
1037
00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:18,301
ROGER CLEMENS HAS JUST BEEN
TAKEN OUT OF THE GAME,
1038
00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:20,129
AND THE YOUNG ROOKIE
MATT REED
1039
00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:21,391
IS COMING IN TO RELIEVE HIM.
1040
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:22,523
Mike: HERE'S MATT REED...
1041
00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:24,351
SOMEONE WE ALL WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH.
1042
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,527
EVEN THOUGH HE WANTED
TO HANG OUT WITH US,
1043
00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:29,835
ALL HE GOT WAS CORY STUFFING
HIM IN HIS LOCKER.
1044
00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:31,140
MATTY REED
CAME INTO THAT GAME
1045
00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:33,839
AND STRUCK OUT THE ONLY
3 BATTERS HE FACED,
1046
00:41:33,882 --> 00:41:35,536
AND WE ALL WON...
1047
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:36,798
BUT THERE WAS NO CHEERING,
1048
00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:39,497
AND BRETT DIDN'T DO
HIS LITTLE VICTORY DANCE.
1049
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:40,672
I MEAN, HERE HE IS
1050
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:41,455
CLOSING OUT A GAME
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION,
1051
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:42,500
AND WHAT ARE WE DOIN'?
1052
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:43,892
TV announcer: STRIKE 3!
JEETER HAS--
1053
00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:45,067
JUST WATCHING.
1054
00:41:45,111 --> 00:41:46,504
TO END THE GAME,
AND THE NEW YORK YANKEES--
1055
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:47,722
I GUESS THERE COMES
A MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE
1056
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:50,116
WHEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEONE,
SOMEONE LIKE MATT,
1057
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:52,161
FILLED WITH
TALENT AND BEAUTY,
1058
00:41:52,205 --> 00:41:54,250
AND IT MAKES YOU REFLECT
ON YOUR OWN LIFE,
1059
00:41:54,294 --> 00:41:56,296
OR LACK THEREOF.
1060
00:41:56,339 --> 00:42:02,128
NONE OF US SAID A WORD.
WE ALL JUST WENT HOME.
1061
00:42:02,824 --> 00:42:07,307
I'D JUST LIKE TO THANK GOD.
1062
00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:13,487
♪ LATELY I'VE BEEN
STRESSIN' ♪
1063
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,925
♪ AND I'M ONLY 17
1064
00:42:16,969 --> 00:42:18,405
♪ EVERYBODY'S ON MY BACK
1065
00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:23,671
♪ AND THAT AIN'T WHAT I NEED,
NO NOT THIS TIME ♪
1066
00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:27,632
♪ I KEEP LOOKIN' FOR A CLUE,
I NEED A SIGN ♪
1067
00:42:27,675 --> 00:42:30,025
Mike: THE NEXT NIGHT
WAS MONDAY NIGHT.
1068
00:42:30,069 --> 00:42:30,939
DATE NIGHT.
1069
00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:32,071
THE NIGHT
WE ALL GOT TOGETHER
1070
00:42:32,114 --> 00:42:33,463
AND TOOK OUR RESPECTIVE
GIRLFRIENDS OUT
1071
00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:35,030
FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
1072
00:42:35,074 --> 00:42:36,379
NOW, THE GIRLS USED
TO COMPLAIN AS TO WHY
1073
00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,685
WE DECIDED
ON A MONDAY NIGHT
1074
00:42:37,729 --> 00:42:38,904
AS THE NIGHT
TO TAKE THEM OUT,
1075
00:42:38,947 --> 00:42:40,166
BECAUSE,
ACCORDING TO THEM,
1076
00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:41,646
NOTHING EVER REALLY HAPPENS
ON A MONDAY NIGHT.
1077
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:45,258
THEY FELT THEY WERE GETTIN'
THE SHORT END OF THE STICK.
1078
00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,302
WHAT THEY DIDN'T REALIZE
1079
00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,566
IS THAT IT WAS REALLY
A COMPROMISE.
1080
00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:49,610
YES, FOR THE MOST PART,
1081
00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:50,872
WE CHOSE THAT NIGHT
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE,
1082
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:53,396
NOTHING GOOD REALLY HAPPENS
ON A MONDAY NIGHT.
1083
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,833
EXCEPT FOR 16 WEEKS
OUT OF EACH YEAR
1084
00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:58,576
DURING FOOTBALL SEASON,
IT WAS A LIVING HELL.
1085
00:42:58,619 --> 00:42:59,925
NOT ONLY DID WE HAVE
1086
00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:02,057
TO SWEAT OUT OUR MONDAY NIGHT
ACTION IN THE DARK,
1087
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,494
BUT FOR THOSE 16 WEEKS,
WE HAD TO ACTUALLY PRETEND
1088
00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:06,496
THAT WE WERE INTERESTED
IN ANYTHING ELSE.
1089
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:08,673
THE COOL THING WAS
1090
00:43:08,716 --> 00:43:10,544
WHOEVER DIDN'T
BRING A DATE ON DATE NIGHT
1091
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,241
HAD TO BUY DRINKS
FOR A WEEK.
1092
00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:14,548
I PERSONALLY NEVER REALLY
HAD A PROBLEM WITH THIS,
1093
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:18,378
BUT TONIGHT,
DAVID HAD REASON TO SWEAT.
1094
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:20,598
YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA
FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS,
1095
00:43:20,641 --> 00:43:21,686
BUT, UH, THE GIRL
1096
00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:23,078
I WAS SUPPOSED
TO HOOK UP WITH TONIGHT,
1097
00:43:23,122 --> 00:43:24,253
SHE GOT STUCK
IN AN ELEVATOR.
1098
00:43:24,297 --> 00:43:25,559
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
1099
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,865
SWEAR TO GOD.
1100
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,127
NO, I'M TELLIN' YOU,
IT'S THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH.
1101
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,694
THE DOORS OPENED, SHE
FORGOT TO TURN SIDEWAYS,
1102
00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:31,957
AND SHE GOT HER ASS STUCK
ON THE WAY OUT.
1103
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,045
[LAUGHS]
1104
00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,960
THAT'S FUNNY.
WHAT, YOU--YOU SERIOUS?
1105
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:36,396
IT'S FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE.
ME, RIGHT?
1106
00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:37,963
HEY, YOU THINK
YOU FEEL BAD NOW,
1107
00:43:38,006 --> 00:43:39,355
YOU SHOULD
SEE THE BEAUTY
1108
00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:40,879
THAT BRETT
WALKED IN WITH.
1109
00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:41,836
DO I KNOW HER?
NO,
1110
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,099
ACTUALLY, THIS
IS OUR FIRST DATE,
1111
00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:46,536
BUT I THINK SHE
REALLY LIKES ME.
1112
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:48,582
NO KIDDIN'.
1113
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,584
OH, SHE'S SO HOT, BRO.
1114
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,846
[WHISPERS]
On fire.
1115
00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:54,893
OH, AND SHE TOTALLY
WORKS OUT, TOO, BRO.
1116
00:43:54,936 --> 00:43:57,460
SHE'S SO ATHLETIC.
[SIGHS]
1117
00:43:57,504 --> 00:43:59,549
I--I WAS GRABBIN'
HER ASS
1118
00:43:59,593 --> 00:44:00,507
ON THE WAY IN HERE,
1119
00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,682
AND SHE WAS
TOTALLY DIGGIN' IT.
1120
00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:02,814
I CAN'T FUCKIN'
BELIEVE THIS.
1121
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,250
YOU SHOW UP
WITH A BOMBSHELL,
1122
00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:05,425
AND I GET STOOD UP.
1123
00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:06,426
WHAT'S HER NAME?
1124
00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:09,124
OH, THAT'S
THE BEST PART.
1125
00:44:09,168 --> 00:44:11,344
THIS IS CANDY.
1126
00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:12,824
ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?
1127
00:44:12,867 --> 00:44:14,695
SHE'S A KNOCKOUT.
1128
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:18,568
YOU KNOW, I TOLD YOU TO
WEAR SOMETHING SEXY,
1129
00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:20,396
AND...YOU DID.
YOU REALLY DID.
1130
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,703
♪ SHE'S GOT EYES SO DRY
1131
00:44:22,747 --> 00:44:25,488
♪ AND A FACE LIKE A MAGNET
1132
00:44:25,532 --> 00:44:27,795
Rachel: NOW, CAN WE PLEASE
SIT DOWN? I'M STARVING.
1133
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,492
Zig: ABSOLUTELY. PLEASE,
1134
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:31,016
I'VE GOT A NICE TABLE
FOR YOU BACK HERE.
1135
00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:33,583
OH, HEY, UH, ZIG,
YOU KNOW WHERE DAVID IS?
1136
00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:34,759
HE'S FIXIN' HIS HAIR,
AS USUAL.
1137
00:44:34,802 --> 00:44:36,499
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND HIM.
1138
00:44:36,543 --> 00:44:37,675
UH, LADIES,
I HAVE AN IDEA.
1139
00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:38,676
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
FOLLOW ZIG TO THE TABLE,
1140
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:39,938
ORDER SOME COCKTAILS,
AND, UH,
1141
00:44:39,981 --> 00:44:41,722
WE'LL GO FIND DAVID AND
BE RIGHT WITH YOU, OK?
1142
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:42,505
Girls: OK.
1143
00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:44,464
ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
1144
00:44:44,507 --> 00:44:45,378
HOW YOU BEEN, RACHEL?
1145
00:44:45,421 --> 00:44:48,468
GO AHEAD.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1146
00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:50,862
[BOTH LAUGH]
1147
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:54,517
OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE I'VE HAD ANY, MAN.
1148
00:44:54,561 --> 00:44:55,693
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
1149
00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:57,390
THAT MY FIRST TIME
TO THE PLATE IN 6 MONTHS
1150
00:44:57,433 --> 00:45:00,349
AND I GET TO CONNECT
WITH SOMEONE LIKE HER.
1151
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,090
WHOO! HA!
1152
00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:02,961
[LAUGHS]
HUH? HUH?
1153
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,005
W-W-WAIT A SECOND.
6 MONTHS?
1154
00:45:04,049 --> 00:45:05,137
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT THE CHICK
1155
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:06,399
YOU WERE DATING
FOR A COUPLE WEEKS?
1156
00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:07,661
UH...
[SNAPS FINGERS]
1157
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:08,836
OH, SHIT. YEAH, RIGHT.
W-WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
1158
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,925
THAT, UH, UM, RIGHT.
THE STARBUCKS--
1159
00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:14,015
THAT STARBUCKS CHICK.
HEATHER.
1160
00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:17,497
HEATHER? I--I DON'T
REALLY RECALL HEATHER.
1161
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:18,454
COME ON, ROMEO.
1162
00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:19,499
DON'T PLAY STUPID
WITH US.
1163
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:20,413
SHE'S ALL YOU EVER
TALKED ABOUT
1164
00:45:20,456 --> 00:45:21,980
FOR A WEEK FOR
CHRISSAKES, MAN.
1165
00:45:22,023 --> 00:45:23,851
OH! OH,
THAT HEATHER.
1166
00:45:23,895 --> 00:45:25,200
RIGHT.
THAT HEATHER, YEAH.
1167
00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:27,768
SHE DIDN'T,
UH, RETURN MY CALLS.
1168
00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:30,336
OH.
WHY, WHAT'D YOU DO?
1169
00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:31,380
NOTHING...
1170
00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:32,730
WELL, YOU MUST HAVE
DONE SOMETHING.
1171
00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:33,905
[SIGHS]
1172
00:45:33,948 --> 00:45:34,819
I KNOW. YOU MADE HER
PAY FOR HALF THE BILL,
1173
00:45:34,862 --> 00:45:36,298
DIDN'T YOU,
YOU CHEAP FUCKER?
1174
00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:37,169
OH, YOU'RE SUCH A JEW.
1175
00:45:37,212 --> 00:45:40,476
NO, THAT WASN'T IT.
I PAID.
1176
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,347
THAT'S
A MIRACLE.
1177
00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:42,348
DONALD TRUMP
OVER HERE
1178
00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:43,697
ACTUALLY PICKED
UP A FRAPPUCCINO.
1179
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:44,829
WAIT, WAIT,
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
1180
00:45:44,872 --> 00:45:46,918
YOU PUT ON ONE OF THOSE,
UH, TRACK SUITS
1181
00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:48,310
AND YOUR FAKE
GOLD MEDALLION,
1182
00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:49,485
AND YOU TRIED
TO PAWN YOURSELF OFF
1183
00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,270
AS ONE OF THOSE
ISRAELI GANGSTERS, RIGHT?
1184
00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:52,314
HOW MANY TIMES
I GOTTA TELL YA?
1185
00:45:52,358 --> 00:45:53,663
JUST--JUST--
JUST BE YOURSELF.
1186
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:55,578
NO, I DIDN'T
DO THAT ONE, EITHER,
1187
00:45:55,622 --> 00:45:57,537
BUT THANKS.
1188
00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,453
YOU SAID IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
1189
00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:01,454
WHAT?
1190
00:46:01,497 --> 00:46:03,630
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SAID IT AGAIN.
1191
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:04,631
NOT AGAIN.
1192
00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:05,806
SAID WHAT?
1193
00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:08,548
YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU"
ON THE FIRST DATE.
1194
00:46:08,591 --> 00:46:10,071
WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
1195
00:46:10,115 --> 00:46:10,985
NO, I DIDN'T.
1196
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:12,117
OF COURSE YOU DID.
LOOK AT YOU.
1197
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,206
YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKIN' LIAR.
LOOK AT YOU.
1198
00:46:14,249 --> 00:46:16,948
FINE. IT MIGHT HAVE
JUST SLIPPED OUT.
1199
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:18,645
SLIPPED OUT.
[LAUGHS]
1200
00:46:18,688 --> 00:46:20,473
BRETT, BRETT,
GIRLS DO NOT
1201
00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:22,910
WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT
ON THE FIRST DATE.
1202
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,085
I MEAN, YOU'RE LUCKY
SHE DIDN'T FILE
1203
00:46:24,129 --> 00:46:26,740
A RESTRAINING ORDER
AGAINST YOU, YOU PUTZ.
1204
00:46:26,784 --> 00:46:27,828
LISTEN,
1205
00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:30,222
WE WERE
AT STARBUCKS,
1206
00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:31,440
AND IT HAPPENED.
1207
00:46:31,484 --> 00:46:33,921
I--I--I JUST
FELL IN LOVE, OK?
1208
00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:36,010
I MEAN, I--I HOPED
THAT YOU GUYS
1209
00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:37,533
WOULD BE HAPPY
FOR ME.
1210
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,100
YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA
OF SCREWIN' HER BRAINS OUT.
1211
00:46:39,144 --> 00:46:41,015
YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO TELL
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.
1212
00:46:41,059 --> 00:46:42,103
YOU GOTTA DIFFERENTIATE.
1213
00:46:42,147 --> 00:46:43,148
YEAH, DIFFERENTIATE.
1214
00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:44,584
MIKE, MIKE. LOOK,
1215
00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:46,194
GO EASY ON HIM,
ALL RIGHT?
1216
00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:47,152
I MEAN, UH, HEATHER,
1217
00:46:47,195 --> 00:46:48,631
THAT--THAT--THAT'S
A LITTLE GIRL,
1218
00:46:48,675 --> 00:46:50,068
BUT, UH, CANDY,
I MEAN,
1219
00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:52,026
COME ON, MAN.
THAT'S A WOMAN.
1220
00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:53,201
THAT'S MORE
THAN A WOMAN.
1221
00:46:53,245 --> 00:46:56,117
Jennifer: SO, RACHEL,
HOW IS SCHOOL GOING?
1222
00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:57,771
IT'S GOING WELL.
I MEAN, IT'S HARD WORK,
1223
00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,121
BUT I'M LEARNING A LOT.
WELL, OF COURSE,
1224
00:47:00,165 --> 00:47:02,341
I DON'T GET TO SEE MIKE
AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE.
1225
00:47:02,384 --> 00:47:04,212
IT SEEMS EVERY TIME
I HAVE A SPARE MINUTE,
1226
00:47:04,256 --> 00:47:05,910
HE'S OFF SOMEWHERE,
DOWN A COUPLE OF DIMES
1227
00:47:05,953 --> 00:47:07,520
AND JUST HAS TO BREAK
EVEN, OR ELSE, YOU KNOW?
1228
00:47:07,563 --> 00:47:10,740
I'VE STOPPED ASKING CORY
WHAT'S GOING ON ALTOGETHER,
1229
00:47:10,784 --> 00:47:12,873
AND WE HAVE BEEN
SO MUCH HAPPIER.
1230
00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:15,354
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
GETTING SO WORKED UP FOR.
1231
00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:18,661
IT MUST BE THE PRIDE,
BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE THE MONEY.
1232
00:47:18,705 --> 00:47:21,186
I MEAN, THEY BET, LIKE,
A DIME ON THIS GAME,
1233
00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:24,102
A NICKEL ON THAT GAME.
I MEAN, ONCE I WAS, LIKE,
1234
00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:27,714
"CORY, JUST TAKE MY WHOLE
JAR OF QUARTERS AND GO DOWN
1235
00:47:27,757 --> 00:47:30,586
AND PAY THE BOOKIE OFF
ONCE AND FOR ALL
1236
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:31,544
AND BE DONE WITH IT."
1237
00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:33,198
HE JUST GAVE ME
THE MEANEST LOOK
1238
00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:36,941
AND TOLD ME
THAT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND.
1239
00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:40,596
[DEEP VOICE LAUGHS]
1240
00:47:44,818 --> 00:47:46,211
[MUSIC PLAYS]
1241
00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:48,213
OH, SHIT!
OH, SHIT!
1242
00:47:48,256 --> 00:47:49,562
I LOVE THIS SHOW!
1243
00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:50,563
David: YOU GUYS REMEMBER
WHEN T.J.
1244
00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:51,738
USED TO PUT HIS HAT
ON BACKWARDS?
1245
00:47:51,781 --> 00:47:52,913
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS
DOIN' BACK HERE?
1246
00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,175
I'M STARVING.
1247
00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,655
HEY, LISTEN,
WE'RE CONSOLING DAVID.
1248
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:56,699
HE GOT STOOD UP TONIGHT.
1249
00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:58,136
YEAH, SHE GOT STUCK
IN AN ELEVATOR.
1250
00:47:58,179 --> 00:47:59,920
Cory: MAN, WHY CAN'T THEY
MAKE 'EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE?
1251
00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:01,400
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
UH, THE WHITE SHADOW
1252
00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:05,404
OR--OR--OR SHAZAM?
REMEMBER SHAZAM?
1253
00:48:05,447 --> 00:48:07,623
CORY, CORY, CORY,
CORY, CORY,
1254
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:08,929
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKIN' ABOUT?
1255
00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:10,496
SHAZAMWAS LAME.
1256
00:48:10,539 --> 00:48:11,976
HE LIVED IN
A FUCKIN' WINNEBAGO.
1257
00:48:12,019 --> 00:48:13,151
YEAH, BUT HE WAS COOL.
1258
00:48:13,194 --> 00:48:14,021
NO, HE WASN'T.
1259
00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:15,805
HE WAS A FUCKED UP
SUPERHERO.
1260
00:48:15,849 --> 00:48:17,024
YOU'RE A FUCKED UP
SUPERHERO.
1261
00:48:17,068 --> 00:48:19,461
YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIVE
IN A WINNEBAGO, OK?
1262
00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:22,464
YOU GUYS DIDN'T
EAT ALREADY, DID YOU?
1263
00:48:22,508 --> 00:48:23,857
HEY, RELAX, RACHEL.
I'LL LAY 3 TO 1
1264
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:26,207
YOU AND JENNIFER HAVEN'T
FINISHED YOUR COCKTAILS YET.
1265
00:48:26,251 --> 00:48:27,165
YOU KNOW WHAT, CORY?
1266
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:28,601
I'D REALLY LOVE
TO TELL JENNIFER
1267
00:48:28,644 --> 00:48:30,081
THAT SHE'S LIVING IN DENIAL
ABOUT YOUR GAMBLING HABIT,
1268
00:48:30,124 --> 00:48:31,430
BUT I'M AFRAID THAT
SHE WOULD JUST THINK
1269
00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,040
I WAS REFERRING
TO THE RIVER IN EGYPT.
1270
00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:36,914
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
SHE'S NEVER HEARD OF EGYPT.
1271
00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:37,827
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
MARGE?
1272
00:48:37,871 --> 00:48:39,220
I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE A SALAD.
1273
00:48:39,264 --> 00:48:40,569
OH, YEAH. ME, TOO.
1274
00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:41,701
YEAH, I'M, UH, TRYIN' TO EAT
HEALTHIER THESE DAYS.
1275
00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:43,137
MAKE IT, UH, MAKE IT 3,
MARGE, WOULD YA?
1276
00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,923
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE,
HONEY?
1277
00:49:03,027 --> 00:49:03,853
HELLO.
1278
00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:05,029
HI, I--I WAS
HERE LAST WEEK,
1279
00:49:05,072 --> 00:49:06,595
AND I SPOKE
TO THIS OLDER MAN.
1280
00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:07,596
HE TOLD ME
TO FILL THIS OUT
1281
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,424
AND GIVE IT TO
SOMEONE NAMED DAVID.
1282
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:10,599
IS THAT YOU?
1283
00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:12,732
YEAH, I'M DAVID.
IS THAT A JOB APPLICATION?
1284
00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:14,516
YEAH, IT SURE IS.
1285
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,041
SARA. THAT'S
MY FAVORITE NAME.
1286
00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:17,998
[LAUGHS]
1287
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,739
SARA, LET ME
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
1288
00:49:19,782 --> 00:49:23,177
UH, DO YOU HAVE
A BOYFRIEND?
1289
00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:26,920
NO.
1290
00:49:27,747 --> 00:49:28,661
HMM...
1291
00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:29,836
AND, UH,
IF YOU WERE TO WORK HERE
1292
00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:31,664
AND I WAS TO MAKE
A PASS AT YOU,
1293
00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:34,319
WOULD YOU SUE
FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
1294
00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:35,363
NO.
1295
00:49:35,407 --> 00:49:36,712
YOU'RE HIRED.
1296
00:49:36,756 --> 00:49:38,845
LISTEN,
UH, WHERE YOU FROM?
1297
00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:39,715
VIRGINIA.
VIRGINIA,
1298
00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:41,021
AND WHY DID
YOU MOVE HERE?
1299
00:49:41,065 --> 00:49:42,240
I'M AN ACTRESS.
1300
00:49:42,283 --> 00:49:43,415
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
NOW LISTEN, YOUR FIRST JOB
1301
00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:44,329
IS GONNA BE IN THE DINNER
THEATER TONIGHT.
1302
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,547
YOU'RE PLAYING
THE ROLE OF THE GIRL
1303
00:49:45,591 --> 00:49:46,766
WHO'S SUPPOSED
TO BE MY DATE.
1304
00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:48,289
WHEN WE GET TO THE TABLE,
JUST BE VERY SORRY
1305
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:51,031
AND MAKE UP SOME STUPID STORY
AS TO WHY YOU WERE LATE, OK?
1306
00:49:51,075 --> 00:49:52,380
WHAT'S IT PAY?
1307
00:49:52,424 --> 00:49:54,339
ANYTHING ON THE MENU,
BEST CHAMPAGNE IN THE HOUSE.
1308
00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:55,731
DEAL.
1309
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,086
I'LL JUST, UH,
HAVE A SALAD, MARGE.
1310
00:50:02,129 --> 00:50:04,131
I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY.
[CLEARS THROAT]
1311
00:50:04,175 --> 00:50:06,090
I'D LIKE THE, UH,
FILET MIGNON, MEDIUM,
1312
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,569
AND I'LL HAVE
A CAESAR SALAD
1313
00:50:07,613 --> 00:50:09,136
AND THE CALAMARI
TO START.
1314
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,398
ANYTHING TO DRINK?
1315
00:50:10,442 --> 00:50:12,487
A GLASS OF CHIANTI
WILL BE FINE, THANKS.
1316
00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,534
I AM SO SORRY I'M LATE.
I HAD THE HARDEST TIME
1317
00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:17,362
GETTING OUT
OF MY OFFICE BUILDING.
1318
00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:18,537
THERE WAS
A POWER OUTAGE,
1319
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,452
AND I GOT STUCK
IN THE ELEVATOR.
1320
00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:23,063
[LAUGHS]
1321
00:50:23,107 --> 00:50:25,326
[CLICKS]
1322
00:50:25,370 --> 00:50:28,503
♪ I DON'T HAVE A LIFE
1323
00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:33,552
♪ TO GIVE YOU ON THIS DAY,
BUT I ♪
1324
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,989
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
1325
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,600
WATCHIN' THE SUN RISE.
1326
00:50:38,644 --> 00:50:42,387
OH, YEAH.
IT'S VERY NICE.
1327
00:50:42,430 --> 00:50:45,085
WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS
WHO WERE THE GUYS
1328
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:49,481
WHO ORIGINALLY THOUGHT THAT
THIS WAS GONNA BE A GOOD IDEA?
1329
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:50,656
YEAH, 'CAUSE,
YOU KNOW, I GOTTA
1330
00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:52,092
TELL YA, THAT'S ABOUT
THE UGLIEST THING
1331
00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:54,399
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY LIFE, I THINK.
1332
00:50:54,442 --> 00:50:56,444
YEAH, BUT SEE, IT'S
CHEESY STUFF LIKE THIS
1333
00:50:56,488 --> 00:50:58,403
THAT MAKES THIS PLACE,
YOU KNOW?
1334
00:50:58,446 --> 00:51:00,492
KINDA LIKE DISCO.
LIKE, IT'S SO BAD
1335
00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:03,538
THAT WHEN IT COMES BACK
AROUND, IT'S GOOD AGAIN,
1336
00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,453
YOU KNOW?
MMM.
1337
00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:06,628
KINDA LIKE YOU.
1338
00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:09,718
♪ YOU WERE ALWAYS
GIVIN' ME ♪
1339
00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:13,983
♪ MORE THAN ENOUGH
1340
00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:14,897
WOULD YOU PLEASE
TELL ME
1341
00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:16,551
WHY YOU INSIST
ON TAKIN' A SHIT
1342
00:51:16,595 --> 00:51:17,639
WITH THE DOOR OPEN
ALL THE TIME?
1343
00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:18,945
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
1344
00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,338
WELL, MAYBE THAT
HAS TO DO WITH THIS
1345
00:51:20,381 --> 00:51:21,687
BEING THE SMALLEST SHITTER
ON PLANET EARTH, YOU KNOW?
1346
00:51:21,730 --> 00:51:23,689
I MEAN, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NO LEG ROOM IN HERE,
1347
00:51:23,732 --> 00:51:26,344
AND, UH, AND WHAT'S WITH
THIS TOILET PAPER HERE?
1348
00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:27,475
IT'S LIKE FUCKIN'
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
1349
00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:28,781
YOU KNOW WHAT? TALK
TO MY DAD, WOULD YA?
1350
00:51:28,824 --> 00:51:30,696
JESUS CHRIST. I MEAN,
EVERY TIME I WALK IN HERE,
1351
00:51:30,739 --> 00:51:32,393
I FEEL LIKE A MIDGET
BUILT THE PLACE, YOU KNOW?
1352
00:51:32,437 --> 00:51:34,526
EVERY TIME I OPEN THE DOOR,
I FEEL LIKE BILLY BARTY
1353
00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:36,702
OR HERVE VILLACHEZ
IS GONNA COME RUNNIN' OUT.
1354
00:51:36,745 --> 00:51:37,877
IT'S CREEPY.
1355
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,313
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S
CREEPY IS THAT SMELL
1356
00:51:39,357 --> 00:51:42,360
YOU GOT COMIN' OUT
OF YOUR ASS. JESUS.
1357
00:51:43,448 --> 00:51:45,406
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
CANDY?
1358
00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:46,842
YES, BRETT?
1359
00:51:46,886 --> 00:51:48,540
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER
FELT LIKE THIS
1360
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,237
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
1361
00:51:50,281 --> 00:51:51,151
ME, EITHER, BRETT.
1362
00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,675
[SIGHS]
AND CANDY?
1363
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,460
YES, BRETT?
1364
00:51:55,503 --> 00:51:57,592
GOD, IT'S SUCH
A SEXY NAME.
1365
00:51:57,636 --> 00:51:58,724
I'M THE KINDA GUY
1366
00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:01,422
THAT BELIEVES IN FOLLOWING
HIS INSTINCTS.
1367
00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:02,597
ME, TOO, BRETT.
1368
00:52:02,641 --> 00:52:03,816
I SWEAR TO GOD.
YOU'RE LIKE DOUG HENNING.
1369
00:52:03,859 --> 00:52:05,992
WHERE DID YOU PULL
THAT CHICK, OUT OF A HAT?
1370
00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:08,603
SHE'S A SWEETHEART,
ISN'T SHE?
1371
00:52:08,647 --> 00:52:11,171
SHE'S TERRIFIC.
UH, SHE GOT A SISTER?
1372
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:12,303
YEAH, SHE DOES,
1373
00:52:12,346 --> 00:52:13,521
BUT YOU WOULDN'T
LIKE HER. SHE CAN READ.
1374
00:52:13,565 --> 00:52:16,002
[LAUGHS]
VERY FUNNY.
1375
00:52:16,045 --> 00:52:18,570
VERY FUNNY.
WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK
1376
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:21,355
I COULD, UH, DATE A BROAD
WHO'S INTELLECTUAL?
1377
00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:22,400
YEAH, I KNOW
YOU COULDN'T
1378
00:52:22,443 --> 00:52:23,836
DATE A BROAD
WHO'S INTELLECTUAL.
1379
00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:25,577
IT WOULD MAKE YOU
FUCKIN' MENTAL, MAN.
1380
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:28,536
YOU KNOW, I--I--I WISH
I WAS LIKE YOU, THOUGH.
1381
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:29,798
I REALLY DO.
I WISH I COULD
1382
00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,365
STAND TO BE WITH
A GIRL LIKE JENNIFER
1383
00:52:31,409 --> 00:52:32,845
BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL,
AND SHE'S SWEET,
1384
00:52:32,888 --> 00:52:34,716
AND SHE'S NICE, AND SHE
TAKES CARE OF YOU.
1385
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,936
I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHIN'S
WRONG WITH ME, MAN.
1386
00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:38,198
I NEED TO BE
WITH THESE WOMEN
1387
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:40,157
WHO ARE SMART AND QUICK
AND CALL ME ON MY SHIT
1388
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,332
AND DON'T TAKE
ANY OF MINE.
1389
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:42,724
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
1390
00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:45,379
[LAUGHS]
YOU'RE SO FUCKED UP.
1391
00:52:45,423 --> 00:52:47,338
YOU KNOW, YOU SPEND
1392
00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:49,340
SO MUCH TIME HANGIN'
AROUND WITH YOUR FRIENDS
1393
00:52:49,383 --> 00:52:51,211
THAT YOU FORGET
THAT YOUR BEST FRIEND
1394
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:54,432
SPENDS MOST OF HER TIME
WAITING AROUND FOR YOU.
1395
00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:55,346
I MEAN, THESE GUYS...
1396
00:52:55,389 --> 00:52:57,783
THEY CAN'T DO WHAT YOU DO,
1397
00:52:57,826 --> 00:53:00,438
AND YOU CARRY THEM.
1398
00:53:00,481 --> 00:53:03,528
YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME
SAVING THEIR ASSES
1399
00:53:03,571 --> 00:53:07,532
THAT YOU FORGET TO WATCH
OUT FOR YOURSELF.
1400
00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:09,447
SO, UH, YOU TAKIN'
1401
00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,362
THE, UH, LAKER GAME
TOMORROW NIGHT?
1402
00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,407
ARE YOU FUCKIN'
KIDDIN' ME?
1403
00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:15,540
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME.
1404
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:16,497
MOTHERFUCKER.
IF IT WASN'T
1405
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:17,977
FOR BRETT
AND FUCKIN' MIKE,
1406
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:18,847
YOUR ASS WOULD BE
1407
00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:19,848
PUSHIN' UP DAISIES
RIGHT NOW.
1408
00:53:19,892 --> 00:53:20,762
JESUS,
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1409
00:53:20,806 --> 00:53:22,068
YOU'D FUCKIN'
DO THAT TO THEM.
1410
00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:23,156
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
1411
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,766
NO ONE WOULD TAKE
YOUR ACTION, ANYWAY.
1412
00:53:24,810 --> 00:53:25,941
I'M JUST ASKIN'.
1413
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:28,466
FINE, FINE, FINE.
THE LAKERS ARE LAYIN' 8.
1414
00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:29,597
DID YOU PLAY IT?
1415
00:53:29,641 --> 00:53:31,512
OF COURSE I PLAYED IT.
LAKERS ARE A LOCK.
1416
00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:32,861
WELL, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO, UH,
1417
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:34,428
REMEMBER THAT THEY'RE
PLAYING IN DENVER TOMORROW.
1418
00:53:34,472 --> 00:53:37,301
WE GOTTA TAKE THE, UH,
ALTITUDE IN CONSIDERATION.
1419
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:39,477
THE LAKERS COULD GET
A LITTLE WINDED.
1420
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,478
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE ONLY PERSON
1421
00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:41,522
GETTIN' WINDED
OUT HERE IS ME.
1422
00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:42,654
YOU KNOW WHAT?
HAVE THE DOCTOR
1423
00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:43,655
CHECK YOUR FUCKIN'
COLON,
1424
00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:44,917
YOU STINKY
MOTHERFUCKER.
1425
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,397
AH, YOU LOVE IT.
1426
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,269
HEY! COME ON,
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
1427
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:51,880
WILL YOU TURN
THE LIGHTS ON?
1428
00:53:51,924 --> 00:53:53,534
BUDDY, PLEASE?!
1429
00:53:53,578 --> 00:53:58,800
[PAPER RATTLES,
DIALS CELL PHONE]
1430
00:54:01,499 --> 00:54:02,717
HELLO? HEY, UH,
1431
00:54:02,761 --> 00:54:06,373
WHERE'D YOU SAY THE LINE
WAS ON THE LAKER GAME?
1432
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,114
OH, SO, NOW, I'M CUT OFF?
1433
00:54:08,157 --> 00:54:10,421
WHAT, I--I CAN'T ASK
WHAT THE LINE IS?
1434
00:54:10,464 --> 00:54:12,771
I TOLD YOU, YOU'LL GET
YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU GET IT,
1435
00:54:12,814 --> 00:54:14,860
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
TOUGH CRACKERS.
1436
00:54:14,903 --> 00:54:16,470
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
1437
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,385
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO BE AN ACTRESS?
1438
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:20,344
I MEAN, YOU SEEM
SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THAT.
1439
00:54:20,387 --> 00:54:22,650
WHAT? DOES, UH, DOES
EVERY ACTRESS HAVE TO BE
1440
00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:24,565
SOME SORT OF EMOTIONAL
BASKET CASE
1441
00:54:24,609 --> 00:54:26,828
WHO NEVER REALLY GOT ENOUGH
ATTENTION AS A CHILD?
1442
00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:28,656
SOMEONE WITH NO REAL
SELF ESTEEM
1443
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:30,876
AND NO SENSE OF WHO
SHE IS AS A PERSON
1444
00:54:30,919 --> 00:54:32,443
AND WHO'S REALLY
ONLY AN ACTRESS
1445
00:54:32,486 --> 00:54:33,835
BECAUSE SHE'S
DESPERATELY SEARCHING
1446
00:54:33,879 --> 00:54:37,186
FOR SOMEONE TO GRANT HER
SOME SORT OF VALIDATION
1447
00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:38,492
BY TELLING HER
HOW GOOD SHE IS
1448
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:39,537
OR HOW PRETTY SHE IS?
1449
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,365
SO, YOU'RE FAMILIAR
WITH THE BEAST?
1450
00:54:41,408 --> 00:54:44,368
ALL TOO WELL. I HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THE STEREOTYPE.
1451
00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:47,980
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING YOU
HAVE SUCH GREAT PERSPECTIVE.
1452
00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:50,330
I MEAN, YOU MUST BE
SECRETLY WEIRD OR SOMETHING.
1453
00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:54,203
YOU, UM, YOU HAVE A FATHER
WHO KILLS CEREAL MAYBE?
1454
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:57,381
[LAUGHS] NO. UM...
1455
00:54:57,424 --> 00:55:00,384
I--I BASICALLY COME FROM
A REALLY HEALTHY FAMILY.
1456
00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:01,950
MY PARENTS
ARE STILL TOGETHER.
1457
00:55:01,994 --> 00:55:05,084
I, UH, WAS NEVER BEATEN
OR MOLESTED AS A CHILD.
1458
00:55:05,127 --> 00:55:07,565
UH, I'VE NEVER BEEN
FUCKED OVER BY A GUY,
1459
00:55:07,608 --> 00:55:08,566
SO I'M NOT BITTER,
1460
00:55:08,609 --> 00:55:11,046
AND I DON'T SMOKE
OR DO DRUGS.
1461
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:13,310
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF
AN ACTRESS.
1462
00:55:13,353 --> 00:55:15,921
I THOUGHT THOSE THINGS
WERE PREREQUISITES.
1463
00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,531
ARE YOU ANY GOOD?
1464
00:55:17,575 --> 00:55:19,403
NO, REALLY, I MEAN,
I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO HAVE
1465
00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:22,667
ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP
EXPERIENCES TO DRAW ON.
1466
00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:25,278
SEE, I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKED UP
1467
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:27,324
IN ORDER TO PLAY SOMEONE
WHO'S FUCKED UP.
1468
00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:29,326
THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT "ACTING."
1469
00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:32,241
OTHERWISE, IT WOULD
BE CALLED "REALITY."
1470
00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:34,026
I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.
1471
00:55:34,069 --> 00:55:36,158
YOU RAISE A VERY GOOD
POINT THERE.
1472
00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:38,422
WELL, YOU MUST HAVE
SOME VICES. EVERYBODY DOES.
1473
00:55:38,465 --> 00:55:39,597
YOU MUST, UH, I KNOW.
YOU'RE ONE
1474
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,425
OF THOSE CLOSET
HEALTH FREAKS, AREN'T YOU?
1475
00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:42,469
NOTHIN' BUT WHEAT GERM
1476
00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:43,905
AND HIGH COLONICS
4 TIMES A WEEK?
1477
00:55:43,949 --> 00:55:47,431
COFFEE COLONICS ON WEEKENDS
WHEN YOU'RE FEELIN' NUTTY?
1478
00:55:47,474 --> 00:55:48,780
[LAUGHS]
NO.
1479
00:55:48,823 --> 00:55:49,824
I KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN, THOUGH.
1480
00:55:49,868 --> 00:55:52,958
I--I DO HAVE
A COUPLE OF THINGS.
1481
00:55:53,001 --> 00:55:54,394
LIKE WHAT?
1482
00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:58,485
WELL, I THINK I ENJOY SEX
A LITTLE TOO MUCH,
1483
00:55:58,529 --> 00:56:01,532
AND I LOVE TO GAMBLE.
1484
00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:06,232
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THIS?
[SNAP]
1485
00:56:06,275 --> 00:56:07,233
YES, BRETT.
1486
00:56:07,276 --> 00:56:10,410
[SIGHS]
DO YOU THINK WE HAVE THIS?
1487
00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:13,674
[SNAP]
YES, BRETT.
1488
00:56:15,241 --> 00:56:17,243
[WHISPERS]
Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory.
1489
00:56:17,286 --> 00:56:18,592
I THINK THAT
THERE'S SOMETHING
1490
00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:22,422
A LITTLE BIT STRANGE GOING
ON WITH THAT CANDY GIRL.
1491
00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:25,425
REALLY?
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
1492
00:56:25,469 --> 00:56:27,384
I MEAN, SHE SEEMS REALLY
NICE AND EVERYTHING,
1493
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:29,995
AND I'M SURE THAT IT'S
PROBABLY JUST MY IMAGINATION,
1494
00:56:30,038 --> 00:56:31,039
BECAUSE SHE HAD HER HAND
1495
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,389
BETWEEN BRETT'S LEGS
ALL NIGHT LONG,
1496
00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:33,433
BUT I COULD HAVE SWORN
1497
00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:35,435
THAT WHEN I GOT UP
FROM THE TABLE,
1498
00:56:35,479 --> 00:56:38,525
THAT SHE GRABBED MY ASS.
1499
00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:40,440
REALLY?
1500
00:56:40,484 --> 00:56:42,442
I MEAN, I KNOW THERE'S
WILD GIRLS AND STUFF,
1501
00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:43,574
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
1502
00:56:43,617 --> 00:56:45,314
THAT BRETT WAS INTO
THAT KIND OF THING.
1503
00:56:45,358 --> 00:56:47,012
HUH, ME, NEITHER.
BESIDES...
1504
00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:48,883
NO ONE GRABS YOUR ASS
WHEN I'M NOT AROUND.
1505
00:56:48,927 --> 00:56:53,192
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
1506
00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:54,280
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
1507
00:56:54,323 --> 00:56:56,456
ARE YOU FEELING
WHAT I'M FEELING?
1508
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:59,416
YES, BRETT.
1509
00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:00,634
OH...
1510
00:57:00,678 --> 00:57:04,551
THEN CANDY--GOSH,
I REALLY LOVE YOUR NAME--
1511
00:57:04,595 --> 00:57:06,118
DO YOU LIVE NEARBY?
1512
00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:07,336
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
1513
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:09,469
AND DID YOU PAY
FOR YOUR PART OF THE CHECK?
1514
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:10,818
I PAID FOR BOTH OF US.
1515
00:57:10,862 --> 00:57:14,431
OH! THEN CANDY...
1516
00:57:14,474 --> 00:57:15,519
YES, BRETT?
1517
00:57:15,562 --> 00:57:19,653
I...I...I THINK
I LOVE YOU.
1518
00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:22,700
I LOVE YOU, TOO, BRETT.
1519
00:57:27,748 --> 00:57:29,924
IT'S A DUDE!
AAH!
1520
00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:32,144
IT'S A DUDE!
IT'S A DUDE!
1521
00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:34,581
BRETT'S KISSING
A DUDE!
1522
00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,715
[LAUGHING]
1523
00:57:39,368 --> 00:57:40,239
AND YOU SAY
NOTHING GOOD
1524
00:57:40,282 --> 00:57:42,633
EVER HAPPENS
ON A MONDAY NIGHT.
1525
00:57:44,025 --> 00:57:44,983
WELL, THAT'S
A HELL OF A WAY
1526
00:57:45,026 --> 00:57:46,375
TO KEEP FROM BUYING
DRINKS, BRETT.
1527
00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:47,551
YEAH, NO SHIT.
1528
00:57:47,594 --> 00:57:48,639
I GUESS, TECHNICALLY,
YOU DID HAVE A DATE,
1529
00:57:48,682 --> 00:57:49,596
SO YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK.
1530
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,511
FUCK YOU, GUYS.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
1531
00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:52,556
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!
1532
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:53,948
TELL YOU? YOU COULD
HAVE SHAVED HER
1533
00:57:53,992 --> 00:57:54,906
FROM A MILE AWAY.
1534
00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:55,907
SHE LOOKED LIKE
CHARLIE BRONSON.
1535
00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:57,386
DIDN'T YOU SEE
THE ADAM'S APPLE?
1536
00:57:57,430 --> 00:57:58,126
OBVIOUSLY NOT!
1537
00:57:58,170 --> 00:57:59,127
ALWAYS A DEAD GIVEAWAY.
1538
00:57:59,171 --> 00:57:59,998
ALWAYS LOOK
FOR THE ADAM'S APPLE.
1539
00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:01,347
YOU GUYS
ARE SUCH ASSHOLES!
1540
00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:03,784
HE WAS A HELL
OF A KISSER, THOUGH.
1541
00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:04,785
OH, FOR CHRISSAKE.
1542
00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:06,526
SO'S YOUR FATHER.
1543
00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:07,962
WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?
1544
00:58:08,006 --> 00:58:09,616
THEY'RE
IN THE BATHROOM.
1545
00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:10,617
ALL 3 OF 'EM?
1546
00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:11,531
WELL, YOU KNOW
CHICKS.
1547
00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:12,793
FOR THEM,
IT'S A GROUP THING.
1548
00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,665
David: YES, IT IS.
1549
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:15,535
OH, SH--
1550
00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:17,494
Clyde: FUCK ME, CORY?
1551
00:58:17,537 --> 00:58:18,886
NO, FUCK YOU.
1552
00:58:18,930 --> 00:58:20,497
"CLYDE, I'M VERY SORRY,"
1553
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:21,715
"CLYDE, I NEED MORE TIME,"
1554
00:58:21,759 --> 00:58:26,764
I COULD UNDERSTAND,
BUT "FUCK YOU" IS SO...
1555
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:28,200
INAPPROPRIATE.
1556
00:58:28,243 --> 00:58:29,288
YOU KNOW, GUYS,
1557
00:58:29,331 --> 00:58:30,419
THIS IS MY FATHER'S
PLACE OF BUSINESS.
1558
00:58:30,463 --> 00:58:31,551
I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA
HAVE TO ASK YOU TO--
1559
00:58:31,595 --> 00:58:32,944
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
1560
00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:34,728
NOW, YOUR FRIEND HERE OWES
ME A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY,
1561
00:58:34,772 --> 00:58:37,905
AND RIGHT NOW HE'S BEING
AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT.
1562
00:58:37,949 --> 00:58:40,517
SO EITHER YOU FIGURE OUT
A WAY TO MAKE THIS RIGHT,
1563
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,650
OR HE'S GOING TO HAVE
TO COME WITH ME.
1564
00:58:44,433 --> 00:58:45,522
BUDDY, PLEASE...
1565
00:58:45,565 --> 00:58:48,525
LOOK, I GOT A SOLUTION
FOR ALL THIS, OK?
1566
00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:50,831
BOTH BRETT AND I HIT
JOEY CALDERA LAST NIGHT
1567
00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:52,006
FOR 7,600 A PIECE.
1568
00:58:52,050 --> 00:58:53,921
NOW, THAT'S IF OUR HORSES
DIDN'T COME IN.
1569
00:58:53,965 --> 00:58:55,575
IF THEY DID, IT'S
A HELL OF A LOT MORE.
1570
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:57,359
BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW
THAT CHATSWORTH
1571
00:58:57,403 --> 00:59:00,275
PAYS OUT ON WEDNESDAY,
AND TODAY IS MONDAY.
1572
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:02,234
OF COURSE YOU'LL
HELP YOUR FRIENDS.
1573
00:59:02,277 --> 00:59:04,497
JEWS, YOU STICK
TOGETHER.
1574
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:08,022
BUT THAT'S REALLY
NOT GONNA HELP ME.
1575
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:09,633
I NEED SOMETHING NOW,
AND I'M SORRY,
1576
00:59:09,676 --> 00:59:11,156
BUT THE WORD
OF A GAMBLER
1577
00:59:11,199 --> 00:59:14,202
RELYING ON THE PAYMENT
OF A SECOND-RATE BOOK
1578
00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:15,943
TO COVER
THE TRANSFER OF DEBT
1579
00:59:15,987 --> 00:59:17,989
FROM A FIRST-RATE
DEGENERATE...
1580
00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:18,990
WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE,
1581
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,731
THERE ARE FAR
TOO MANY VARIABLES.
1582
00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:21,949
I HAVE HIM NOW.
1583
00:59:21,993 --> 00:59:24,038
HE'S MY COLLATERAL.
1584
00:59:25,257 --> 00:59:27,738
OUCH!
1585
00:59:27,781 --> 00:59:29,043
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
TAKE MY CAR.
1586
00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:30,567
IF I DON'T PAY YOU BACK
BY THE END OF THE WEEK,
1587
00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:31,655
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
1588
00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:33,395
BUT I THOUGHT YOU
GOT PAID WEDNESDAY.
1589
00:59:33,439 --> 00:59:35,659
IT'S A $50,000 CAR,
TERRENCE.
1590
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:37,791
IF JOEY C. DOESN'T
COME UP WITH THE MONEY
1591
00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:38,836
BY WEDNESDAY,
1592
00:59:38,879 --> 00:59:39,837
MICHAEL WILL WANT
AT LEAST 48 HOURS
1593
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:40,925
TO COME UP WITH IT
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
1594
00:59:40,968 --> 00:59:42,883
HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE IT
UP THAT EASILY.
1595
00:59:42,927 --> 00:59:44,798
HE'S NOT STUPID.
1596
00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:50,151
DO IT. SHOOT 'EM.
1597
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,245
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR CAR
FOR NOW, MICHAEL.
1598
00:59:57,289 --> 00:59:59,247
I'LL FADE YOU MYSELF
TILL FRIDAY.
1599
00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:02,120
IF I DON'T GET MY MONEY
THEN, YOUR CAR IS MINE.
1600
01:00:02,163 --> 01:00:03,251
IF YOU GIVE ME
ANY PROBLEMS
1601
01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:05,036
REGARDING THIS MATTER,
1602
01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:06,646
I WON'T SEND
ANYONE ELSE FOR YOU.
1603
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:10,041
I'LL COME MYSELF.
1604
01:00:10,084 --> 01:00:12,260
HIS DEBT'S NOW YOURS.
1605
01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:15,612
GOOD LIKENESS
OF YOU, AIN'T IT?
1606
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:20,921
YEAH, I'M FINE.
1607
01:00:20,965 --> 01:00:24,229
NO, I-I'M FINE,
MAN.
1608
01:00:25,404 --> 01:00:27,624
UH, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
1609
01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,713
Mike: THE NEXT DAY,
WE HAD PROBLEMS.
1610
01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,671
THERE WAS GOOD NEWS
AND THERE WAS BAD NEWS.
1611
01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:34,021
THE GOOD NEWS WAS
BRETT AND I HIT OUR HORSES
1612
01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,327
AND WE HIT 'EM BIG--
1613
01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,416
CLOSE TO 16,000 APIECE,
AND THAT'S NOT COUNTING
1614
01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:38,809
THE 7,600 WE WON
ON BASEBALL.
1615
01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:41,376
THE BAD NEWS WAS
JOEY C. HAD DISAPPEARED
1616
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,813
AND NOBODY KNEW
WHERE HE WAS.
1617
01:00:42,856 --> 01:00:44,292
YOU SEE, TOGETHER
BRETT AND I HIT JOEY C.
1618
01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:45,946
FOR ALMOST 50 GRAND,
AND WHEN YOU
1619
01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:47,426
PLAY A SMALLER-SIZED
BOOK LIKE THIS,
1620
01:00:47,469 --> 01:00:48,645
YOU DON'T REALLY
HAVE TO WORRY
1621
01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:50,516
ABOUT GETTING YOUR LEGS
BROKEN IF YOU LOSE,
1622
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:51,430
BUT YOU MAY HAVE TO WORRY
1623
01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:53,258
ABOUT GETTING PAID
IF YOU WIN.
1624
01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:54,346
Mike: NOBODY KNOWS
WHERE HE IS.
1625
01:00:54,389 --> 01:00:56,000
NOBODY CAN FIND HIM.
1626
01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,305
[SIGHS]
1627
01:00:57,349 --> 01:00:59,481
I CAN'T BELIEVE JOEY'S
DUCKIN' US, MAN.
1628
01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:00,918
HE DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY.
1629
01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:04,922
YEAH, I KNOW HE DOESN'T
HAVE THE MONEY.
1630
01:01:04,965 --> 01:01:05,923
[SIGHS]
1631
01:01:05,966 --> 01:01:07,925
WHY DO I ALWAYS
DO THIS TO MYSELF?
1632
01:01:07,968 --> 01:01:08,926
BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT.
1633
01:01:08,969 --> 01:01:11,363
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY.
1634
01:01:11,406 --> 01:01:13,321
WHAT?
1635
01:01:13,365 --> 01:01:14,671
YOU WOULDN'T BE HAPPY
UNLESS YOU WERE
1636
01:01:14,714 --> 01:01:16,150
SHOULDERING THE WEIGHT
OF THE WORLD
1637
01:01:16,194 --> 01:01:17,543
FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
1638
01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:18,675
IT'S YOUR PATHOLOGY.
1639
01:01:18,718 --> 01:01:19,980
I THINK YOU'VE BEEN
HANGING OUT
1640
01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:21,982
WITH YOUR LITTLE ACTRESS
FRIEND TOO LONG, BUDDY.
1641
01:01:22,026 --> 01:01:26,117
MAYBE SO, BUT AT LEAST
SHE'S NOT A MAN.
1642
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,032
[LAUGHING]
1643
01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:30,469
CORY HASN'T CALLED?
1644
01:01:30,512 --> 01:01:31,557
NO. I'M WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
1645
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,690
I HOPE HE DOESN'T
DO ANYTHING STUPID.
1646
01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:38,956
YOU KNOW, IT'S GOING
TO TAKE YOU A WHILE
1647
01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,348
TO LIVE THAT DOWN.
1648
01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,742
PROBABLY, UH...
20, 30 YEARS.
1649
01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:43,830
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
1650
01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:44,962
AND I LOOK FORWARD
TO TALKING ABOUT IT
1651
01:01:45,005 --> 01:01:46,267
WITH YOU EVERY DAY.
1652
01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:48,530
OH, YOU WILL.
WE'LL MAKE SURE OF THAT.
1653
01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:49,444
WHERE'S CORY?
1654
01:01:49,488 --> 01:01:50,315
HE WASN'T AT WORK,
1655
01:01:50,358 --> 01:01:51,359
HE WASN'T
AT HOLLYWOOD PARK.
1656
01:01:51,403 --> 01:01:53,274
HE HASN'T EVEN
BEEN HOME YET.
1657
01:01:53,318 --> 01:01:54,754
I DON'T WANNA
SAY I'M WORRIED,
1658
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,103
BUT...I'M WORRIED.
1659
01:01:56,147 --> 01:01:58,366
YOU DON'T THINK
CLYDE GOT HIM?
1660
01:01:58,410 --> 01:02:01,674
NO. CLYDE'S A PSYCHO,
BUT HE'S NOT A LIAR.
1661
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,284
HE WOULDN'T GO BACK
ON HIS WORD.
1662
01:02:03,328 --> 01:02:04,285
WE'VE GOT TILL FRIDAY.
1663
01:02:04,329 --> 01:02:05,591
MAYBE HE GOT
A SEX CHANGE OPERATION
1664
01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:07,245
AND HE'S TRYING TO BLEND
INTO SOCIETY AS A WOMAN.
1665
01:02:07,288 --> 01:02:08,899
YEAH. MAYBE BRETT
COULD DATE HIM.
1666
01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:10,422
WOULDN'T BE
THE FIRST MAN HE DATED.
1667
01:02:10,465 --> 01:02:12,903
HA HA. YOU GUYS
ARE SO HILARIOUS,
1668
01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:14,165
YOU KNOW THAT?
1669
01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:16,820
ANYWAY, WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?
1670
01:02:16,863 --> 01:02:18,038
WELL, IF WORSE
COMES TO WORSE
1671
01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:20,258
AND WE HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM JOEY C. BY FRIDAY,
1672
01:02:20,301 --> 01:02:21,650
I'M NOT GONNA LET CLYDE
TAKE YOUR CAR.
1673
01:02:21,694 --> 01:02:24,523
I'LL PAY HIM WITH THE MONEY
MY GRANDPARENTS GAVE ME,
1674
01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:25,742
AND CORY'LL OWE ME.
1675
01:02:25,785 --> 01:02:28,353
HEH. YEAH, YOU'LL
SEE THAT NEVER.
1676
01:02:28,396 --> 01:02:29,441
HE'S GOOD FOR IT.
1677
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:32,226
WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
1678
01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:34,533
I COVER CORY,
YOU COVER ME,
1679
01:02:34,576 --> 01:02:36,970
YOUR 50 GRAND
IS DOWN TO 35,
1680
01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:40,408
THE REST OF US
ARE FUCKIN' BROKE...
1681
01:02:43,455 --> 01:02:44,499
Cory: HEY, RELAX.
1682
01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:46,110
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE
YOURSELF A CORONARY.
1683
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:47,589
WHERE THE FUCK
HAVE YOU BEEN?
1684
01:02:47,633 --> 01:02:48,416
WHERE THE FUCK
HAVE YOU BEEN?
1685
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:49,678
WELL,
IT'S A LONG STORY.
1686
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:50,767
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WOULD
REALLY GET STARTED--
1687
01:02:50,810 --> 01:02:52,594
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
1688
01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:55,380
OH, FOR YOUR MEASLY 46K?
1689
01:02:55,423 --> 01:02:57,469
CHILL. CAN'T
A BROTHER GO TO VEGAS
1690
01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:59,340
WITHOUT CHECKING IN WITH
HIS FUCKIN' DEGENERATES
1691
01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:00,211
FOR ONE DAY?
1692
01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:01,386
YOU WENT TO VEGAS?
1693
01:03:01,429 --> 01:03:02,430
Bre TOGETHER?
1694
01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:03,867
Mike: AND YOU CAME BACK
WITH MONEY.
1695
01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:05,564
LOTS OF MONEY--WELL
AT LEAST I DID.
1696
01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,131
CORY STILL CAN'T
HOLD ONTO A CENT,
1697
01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,349
YO, BUT THAT'S
NOT HIS FAULT.
1698
01:03:08,393 --> 01:03:09,611
MOTHERFUCKER'S
VOODOO.
1699
01:03:09,655 --> 01:03:10,699
NOT FOR LONG.
1700
01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:11,744
THAT'S RIGHT. 'CAUSE
IF THERE'S ANYBODY
1701
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:12,701
ON THE FACE OF THE
EARTH THAT'S DUE,
1702
01:03:12,745 --> 01:03:13,659
IT'S MY BOY
RIGHT HERE.
1703
01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:14,791
David: YEAH, I HATE
TO ADMIT IT,
1704
01:03:14,834 --> 01:03:16,096
BUT I GOTTA AGREE
WITH HIM ON THIS ONE.
1705
01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:17,489
NOT ONLY THAT,
I ALSO FIGURED A WAY
1706
01:03:17,532 --> 01:03:18,882
FOR US TO GET
OUR SPORTS BAR
1707
01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:22,015
AND HIT THAT SON OF A BITCH
CLYDE ONCE AND FOR ALL.
1708
01:03:22,059 --> 01:03:24,235
Bre OOH, THIS
I WANNA HEAR.
1709
01:03:24,278 --> 01:03:25,453
YO, YOU WANT ME
TO EXPLAIN?
1710
01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:27,804
PLEASE, VANILLA,
ALLOW ME.
1711
01:03:27,847 --> 01:03:31,895
SEE, IT, UH, ALL STARTED
AFTER I LEFT LAST NIGHT.
1712
01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:34,462
DAVID, YOU ALL RIGHT?
YOU OK?
1713
01:03:34,506 --> 01:03:36,377
NO, I'M--I'M
FINE, MAN.
1714
01:03:36,421 --> 01:03:38,075
LISTEN, CAN YOU
DO ME A FAVOR? TAKE--
1715
01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:41,034
NO, NO. COULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR
1716
01:03:41,078 --> 01:03:42,514
AND TAKE JENNIFER HOME?
1717
01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:44,124
[FOOTSTEPS]
1718
01:03:44,168 --> 01:03:45,517
BUT CORY!
1719
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,041
I JUST WANNA
BE ALONE NOW, OK?
1720
01:03:49,434 --> 01:03:51,610
I'M SORRY, BUDDY.
1721
01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:54,308
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
1722
01:03:54,352 --> 01:03:56,441
[ENGINE STARTS]
1723
01:03:56,484 --> 01:03:58,835
[REVS ENGINE]
1724
01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:03,317
Cory: AND I JUST DROVE.
1725
01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:05,058
I WAS LIKE THE DRIVING GUMP.
1726
01:04:05,102 --> 01:04:06,407
I DROVE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
1727
01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:07,974
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I WAS
OR WHAT I WAS DOING,
1728
01:04:08,018 --> 01:04:11,543
TILL FINALLY I LOOKED UP
AND I SAW THAT I WAS IN...
1729
01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:12,544
Bre VEGAS?
1730
01:04:12,587 --> 01:04:14,067
NO, ANAHEIM.
1731
01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:17,418
IT WAS THEN I REALIZED IT WAS
ALMOST 2:00 IN THE MORNING,
1732
01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:19,333
SO I PULLED INTO A HOTEL
FOR LAST CALL.
1733
01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:21,814
I DRANK ALONE
AT THE END OF THE BAR
1734
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,120
AND READ THE NEWSPAPER,
1735
01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:24,991
TRYING TO GET MY MIND OFF
HOW MISERABLE I FELT.
1736
01:04:25,035 --> 01:04:27,951
BUT AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,
IT WAS A LOCAL PAPER,
1737
01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:30,257
AND IN ANAHEIM
ALL THEY TALK ABOUT
1738
01:04:30,301 --> 01:04:32,999
IS HOW TO BE
UPTIGHT AND WHITE.
1739
01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:36,437
SO I TURNED
TO THE SPORTS SECTION...
1740
01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:37,961
AND THERE IT WAS.
1741
01:04:38,004 --> 01:04:39,527
THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS
ARE IN TOWN
1742
01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,355
PLAYING THE ANAHEIM ANGELS
THIS WEEK,
1743
01:04:41,399 --> 01:04:43,401
AND MATT REED HAS BEEN MOVED
INTO THE STARTING ROTATION.
1744
01:04:43,444 --> 01:04:46,578
HE'S SCHEDULED TO MAKE HIS FIRST
MAJOR LEAGUE START,
1745
01:04:46,621 --> 01:04:47,971
FRIDAY AT 7:30 P.M.
1746
01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:49,798
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.
1747
01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,539
YEAH, BUT HOW DOES
THAT HELP US?
1748
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:54,673
HEY. HEY, CHIEF,
COME HERE.
1749
01:04:54,716 --> 01:04:56,066
SEE THIS GUY
RIGHT HERE?
1750
01:04:56,109 --> 01:04:59,330
I KNOW HIM!
I MEAN, WE USED TO GO
1751
01:04:59,373 --> 01:05:00,331
TO FUCKIN' SCHOOL
TOGETHER.
1752
01:05:00,374 --> 01:05:02,115
GUY'S A GOOD FRIEND
OF MINE.
1753
01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:03,029
OH, YEAH?
1754
01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:04,161
YOU SHOULD GO
SAY HELLO, MAN.
1755
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,553
THE GUY'S JUST SITTIN'
RIGHT OVER THERE.
1756
01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:07,294
AND SO THE BARTENDER POINTS
1757
01:05:07,338 --> 01:05:09,253
TO THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE BAR,
1758
01:05:09,296 --> 01:05:11,429
AND THERE...THERE
SITTING BY HIMSELF
1759
01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:17,565
HAVING A DRINK AT 2:00
IN THE MORNING IS MATT REED.
1760
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:30,491
AND THAT'S WHEN
IT HITS ME...
1761
01:05:30,535 --> 01:05:32,319
THE WHOLE IDEA,
THE WHOLE PLAN,
1762
01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:33,407
THE WAY I COULD
REDEEM MYSELF
1763
01:05:33,451 --> 01:05:35,844
AND WE COULD CHANGE
OUR LIVES FOREVER.
1764
01:05:35,888 --> 01:05:37,020
David: OH, MY GOD.
1765
01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:38,412
DON'T TELL ME.
1766
01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:39,500
YO, A BET FOR THE AGES,
1767
01:05:39,544 --> 01:05:41,589
FIXED BY THE BIGGEST
JINX OF ALL TIME.
1768
01:05:42,286 --> 01:05:43,374
SO I CALLED JOEY C.
1769
01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,071
I NEEDED A BOOKIE
FOR MY PLAN TO WORK--
1770
01:05:45,115 --> 01:05:46,246
ONE I COULD TRUST,
1771
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:48,248
AND ONE WITH BALLS ENOUGH
TO PULL IT OFF.
1772
01:05:48,292 --> 01:05:49,554
Joey: NOW, CONSIDERING
THE SOURCE,
1773
01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,425
NATURALLY YOU CAN
IMAGINE MY QUALMS.
1774
01:05:51,469 --> 01:05:53,862
HOWEVER, THE POTENTIAL
UPSIDE TO THIS SITUATION
1775
01:05:53,906 --> 01:05:57,431
WAS SIGNIFICANT ENOUGH
TO WARRANT MY ATTENTION.
1776
01:05:58,084 --> 01:05:59,520
I THOUGHT I WAS
GONNA KILL HIM
1777
01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:00,957
FOR DRAGGIN' ME
ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE
1778
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,436
LIKE THAT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT
1779
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:03,698
ON SOME BULLSHIT STORY,
1780
01:06:03,742 --> 01:06:07,964
BUT THEN THE MOST
AMAZING THING HAPPENED.
1781
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:23,196
MATT REED.
1782
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,503
IT'S CORY.
REMEMBER ME?
1783
01:06:25,546 --> 01:06:28,027
HEY, CORY.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
1784
01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:28,897
OK, MAN!
1785
01:06:28,941 --> 01:06:30,464
HE HATED ME.
ALL THOSE YEARS
1786
01:06:30,508 --> 01:06:32,553
OF PUNISHMENT I GAVE HIM
IN HIGH SCHOOL,
1787
01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:36,557
AND HE DIDN'T FORGET
ONE MOMENT OF IT.
1788
01:06:36,601 --> 01:06:37,645
YOU WANT A BEER
OR SOMETHING?
1789
01:06:37,689 --> 01:06:38,559
AH, NO.
YOU SURE?
1790
01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:39,604
YOU SURE?
COME ON. HEY, CHUCK,
1791
01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:42,302
WILL YOU BRING
A BEER FOR HIM?
1792
01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,701
YO, YO, HE OPENED
HIS MOUTH,
1793
01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:51,833
AND THE MOST AMAZING
BULLSHIT CAME OUT.
1794
01:06:51,877 --> 01:06:53,009
FIRST, HE SAID
HE WAS SORRY
1795
01:06:53,052 --> 01:06:54,401
FOR WHAT AN ASSHOLE
HE WAS BACK IN SCHOOL,
1796
01:06:54,445 --> 01:06:55,576
BUT THAT IT REALLY
WASN'T HIS FAULT
1797
01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:58,231
BECAUSE HE CAME
FROM A BROKEN HOME.
1798
01:06:59,493 --> 01:07:00,451
THEN HE HAD TOLD HIM
1799
01:07:00,494 --> 01:07:02,366
HE HAD BEEN
A MILLIONAIRE...
1800
01:07:02,409 --> 01:07:06,587
HE EXPLAINED HOW
HIS BUSINESSES FAILED...
1801
01:07:06,631 --> 01:07:08,807
HOW HIS WIFE LEFT HIM...
1802
01:07:11,114 --> 01:07:13,638
AND HOW HE HAD
BEATEN CANCER.
1803
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:19,861
AND HOW HIS SON
HAD BOUGHT IT.
1804
01:07:19,905 --> 01:07:21,124
THEY TALKED FOR HOURS.
1805
01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:24,953
AND WHEN IT WAS ALL
OVER, HE HAD CLOSED HIM.
1806
01:07:24,997 --> 01:07:27,434
SOMEHOW, CORY CONVINCED
MATT THAT HIS LIFE
1807
01:07:27,478 --> 01:07:30,089
WAS IN MATT'S HANDS
AND MATT COULD SAVE IT
1808
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,048
AND TURN IT ALL AROUND
FOR HIM
1809
01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:34,354
IF HE COULD
ONLY HELP DETERMINE
1810
01:07:34,398 --> 01:07:36,487
THE OUTCOME OF ONE GAME.
1811
01:07:36,530 --> 01:07:39,142
ONE SIMPLE GAME
OF BASEBALL.
1812
01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:40,447
YOU'RE KIDDING.
1813
01:07:40,491 --> 01:07:41,666
FRIDAY NIGHT
MATT REED IS GONNA
1814
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,581
GET LIT UP LIKE
A CHRISTMAS TREE, ISN'T HE?
1815
01:07:43,624 --> 01:07:44,973
I DIDN'T SAY IT. YOU DID.
1816
01:07:45,017 --> 01:07:46,323
BUT WHAT ABOUT
HIS CAREER?
1817
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,367
HE'S GONNA LOOK
LIKE SHIT
1818
01:07:47,411 --> 01:07:48,542
THROWING GRAPEFRUITS
DOWN THE MIDDLE
1819
01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:49,456
OF THE PLATE
ALL NIGHT.
1820
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,850
CHILL. IT'S ONLY
ONE START.
1821
01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:52,981
AND HE'S A ROOKIE.
1822
01:07:53,025 --> 01:07:53,982
IT'LL BE HIS FIRST TIME
OUT OF THE GATE.
1823
01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:55,245
A LOT OF YOUNG PLAYERS
GET HAMMERED
1824
01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,376
THEIR FIRST TIME OUT.
1825
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:57,464
PLUS, WE'RE GONNA
TAKE CARE OF HIM, TOO.
1826
01:07:57,508 --> 01:07:58,987
GONNA GIVE HIM A NICE,
BIG, FAT ENVELOPE
1827
01:07:59,031 --> 01:08:01,338
AND MAKE HIM A PARTNER
OF MVPs.
1828
01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:02,991
YOU REALLY DID
SELL HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
1829
01:08:03,035 --> 01:08:04,297
HE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE ONE OF US.
1830
01:08:04,341 --> 01:08:05,907
I CAN'T IMAGINE
IT WAS THAT HARD.
1831
01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:07,170
HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?
1832
01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:08,432
HEY, YOU GUYS
ARE ACTING LIKE
1833
01:08:08,475 --> 01:08:10,477
I'M MAKING HIM WALK
SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD,
1834
01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:11,478
FOR CHRISSAKES.
1835
01:08:11,522 --> 01:08:13,524
COME ON, I'M GIVING YOU
OUR DREAMS
1836
01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:14,481
ON A SILVER PLATTER HERE,
1837
01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:15,482
AND YOU GUYS
ARE ACTING LIKE
1838
01:08:15,526 --> 01:08:18,137
SOMEBODY JUST
FUCKIN' DIED.
1839
01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:20,748
SOMEBODY DID.
1840
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:29,061
HEY, MICHAEL.
1841
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:32,586
YOU LOOKIN'
FOR WORK?
1842
01:08:32,630 --> 01:08:33,587
YEAH.
1843
01:08:33,631 --> 01:08:35,676
OH, DON'T GIVE ME
A HEART ATTACK.
1844
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,114
WHAT'D YOU DO,
GROW UP ON ME?
1845
01:08:38,157 --> 01:08:41,073
WHERE'S MICHAEL
WITH THE SMART MOUTH?
1846
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,162
THERE'S A PERSON HERE.
1847
01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:45,730
AN ACTUAL PERSON.
1848
01:08:45,773 --> 01:08:48,820
HMM, MAYBE
I AM GROWING UP.
1849
01:08:49,386 --> 01:08:52,563
NO, THAT'D BE
TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR.
1850
01:08:54,608 --> 01:08:57,437
YOU QUIT GAMBLING?
1851
01:08:58,003 --> 01:09:00,397
I'M THINKIN' ABOUT IT.
1852
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:03,530
KEEP THINKIN'.
1853
01:09:03,574 --> 01:09:05,445
HOW'S THAT GIRL
OF YOURS?
1854
01:09:05,489 --> 01:09:06,620
SHE'S GOOD, SHE'S GOOD.
1855
01:09:06,664 --> 01:09:10,146
I'M THINKIN'
ABOUT MARRYING HER.
1856
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:11,234
WELL, STOP THINKIN'.
1857
01:09:11,277 --> 01:09:12,235
SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.
1858
01:09:12,278 --> 01:09:14,062
YOU'VE BEEN
WITH HER A LONG TIME.
1859
01:09:14,106 --> 01:09:15,499
YOU CONFUSE ME.
YOU KNOW THAT?
1860
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:17,240
I MEAN,
FIRST YOU TELL ME
1861
01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:18,502
I SHOULD KEEP THINKING,
1862
01:09:18,545 --> 01:09:19,807
NOW I SHOULD
STOP THINKING...
1863
01:09:19,851 --> 01:09:20,852
OH, SOME PEOPLE.
1864
01:09:20,895 --> 01:09:23,246
THEY HANG AROUND
AND THEY THINK.
1865
01:09:23,289 --> 01:09:25,465
AND THEN THEY SIT AROUND
AND THEY TALK.
1866
01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:27,119
AND THEN THEY THINK
AND THEY TALK AGAIN,
1867
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:30,122
AND BEFORE THEY KNOW IT THEY'RE
OLD AND THEIR LIFE HAS GONE BY,
1868
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,559
AND THEY HAVE DONE NOTHING.
1869
01:09:32,603 --> 01:09:35,475
YOU GOTTA DO, SON.
1870
01:09:35,519 --> 01:09:38,217
YOU GOTTA DO.
1871
01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:41,351
YOU SEE THAT CHRYSLER
OVER THERE?
1872
01:09:41,786 --> 01:09:44,484
I PUT AN ENGINE IN IT.
1873
01:09:45,006 --> 01:09:49,315
SEE THE FORD?
I PUT A CARBURETOR IN IT.
1874
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:51,970
AND THOSE 2 HUNKS
OF METAL
1875
01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:53,493
ARE GONNA BE MOVING
AROUND THIS CITY,
1876
01:09:53,537 --> 01:09:56,322
AND THEY ARE GONNA
BE MOVING AROUND
1877
01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:58,542
BECAUSE I MADE THEM MOVE.
1878
01:09:58,585 --> 01:10:00,805
I DID THIS, I DID THAT.
1879
01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:04,504
NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT
AWAY FROM ME.
1880
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:06,202
YOU KNOW HOW
YOU ALWAYS SAID,
1881
01:10:06,245 --> 01:10:09,422
"MONEY WON IS TWICE
AS SWEET AS MONEY EARNED"?
1882
01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:12,208
WELL, THAT'S BULLSHIT.
1883
01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:15,776
IT'S A LIE.
1884
01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:21,782
YOU EVER SPEND MONEY
YOU WORKED YOUR ASS OFF FOR?
1885
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,134
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
1886
01:10:26,178 --> 01:10:28,006
IT'S A GOOD FEELING,
1887
01:10:28,049 --> 01:10:31,792
'CAUSE IT MEANT
SOMETHING TO YOU.
1888
01:10:33,403 --> 01:10:35,883
'CAUSE YOU EARNED IT.
1889
01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:41,889
YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD?
1890
01:10:41,933 --> 01:10:45,110
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
1891
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:50,246
I LOVE YOU. THANKS.
1892
01:10:51,116 --> 01:10:53,553
I GOTTA GO DO SOMETHING.
1893
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:58,036
YOU--YOU'RE ALWAYS
IN SUCH A HURRY.
1894
01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:00,212
WHY, WHAT ARE YOU,
SEA BISCUIT?
1895
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:05,086
YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE
A HEAD OF HAIR LIKE YOU.
1896
01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:11,005
HE'S A GOOD KID, MY KID.
1897
01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:13,747
Mike: MY DAD WAS RIGHT.
1898
01:11:13,791 --> 01:11:15,575
BUT CORY WAS RIGHT, TOO.
1899
01:11:15,619 --> 01:11:17,229
HE HAD HANDED US
THE PERFECT PLAY,
1900
01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,578
AND WE COULDN'T PASS IT UP.
1901
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:21,277
THIS WOULD BE OUR LAST SHOT,
OUR TICKET TO A LIFE,
1902
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,887
AND KNOWING HOW MATT REED
WAS GONNA
1903
01:11:22,930 --> 01:11:26,673
LIVE HIS FRIDAY NIGHT
WAS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW.
1904
01:11:26,717 --> 01:11:28,327
CARMINE. JOEY C.
WHAT'S UP?
1905
01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:30,721
LISTEN. I GOT
A CLIENT HERE,
1906
01:11:30,764 --> 01:11:31,852
HE'S LAYIN'
SOME BIG NUMBERS,
1907
01:11:31,896 --> 01:11:33,201
AND I GOTTA
CALL SOME OFF.
1908
01:11:33,245 --> 01:11:35,291
YOU WANT SOME?
1909
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:37,031
40 DIMES.
1910
01:11:37,554 --> 01:11:40,383
Mike: WE NEEDED JOEY BECAUSE
HE WAS A SMALL-TIME BOOK.
1911
01:11:40,426 --> 01:11:42,907
THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKIN' ABOUT, MY MAN.
1912
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,996
AND WHEN SMALL-TIME BOOKS
GET BIG ACTION,
1913
01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:46,998
SOMETIMES THEY HAVE
TO CALL OFF A PERCENTAGE
1914
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,217
TO A BIGGER BOOK WHO HAS
THE BANKROLL TO COVER IT.
1915
01:11:49,261 --> 01:11:50,828
YO, LOWENSTEIN.
WHAT'S UP? JOEY C.
1916
01:11:50,871 --> 01:11:52,264
LISTEN, I GOT
MY MAN HERE.
1917
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:54,310
WANTS TO SET UP
AN ACCOUNT WITH YOU.
1918
01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:56,834
Mike: AND THEN WE SET UP
DOZENS OF DUMMY ACCOUNTS
1919
01:11:56,877 --> 01:12:00,098
UNDER FAKE NAMES
WITH EVERY BOOKIE WE KNEW,
1920
01:12:00,141 --> 01:12:01,621
AND JOEY VOUCHED FOR 'EM.
1921
01:12:01,665 --> 01:12:02,970
HE LIKES TO PLAY
BIG NUMBERS,
1922
01:12:03,014 --> 01:12:05,103
SO I FIGURED I'D
SEND HIM YOUR WAY.
1923
01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:06,060
WHAT?
1924
01:12:06,104 --> 01:12:08,280
Mike: MEANWHILE,
THE REST OF US
1925
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,934
SOLD EVERYTHING WE HAD.
1926
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:13,459
BRETT LIQUIDATED HIS MUTUAL
FUNDS FROM HIS BAR MITZVAH.
1927
01:12:13,503 --> 01:12:15,113
CORY SOLD HIS SHARES.
1928
01:12:15,156 --> 01:12:17,071
OK, HAIM, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
1929
01:12:17,115 --> 01:12:20,118
DAVID SOLD HIS WATCH.
1930
01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:21,119
500, TOPS.
1931
01:12:21,162 --> 01:12:22,207
EXCUSE ME?
1932
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,556
IT'S NOT A FUGAZI.
IT'S A FUCKIN' ROLI.
1933
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,297
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
IF WE GO TO THE SAME TEMPLE--
1934
01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,560
STOP CURSING. IT'S 500.
I GIVE YOU 500.
1935
01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:29,649
GET THE FUCK OUT
OF MY PLACE. FUCK YOU.
1936
01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:31,999
Mike: AND I SOLD MY CAR.
1937
01:12:32,043 --> 01:12:35,655
IN 2 DAYS WE HAD RAISED
OVER $250,000 IN CASH
1938
01:12:35,699 --> 01:12:39,180
AND HAD LAID OUT
OVER $300,000 IN ACTION.
1939
01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:40,530
BUT SOMEHOW OUR MOODS
WERE LIGHT.
1940
01:12:40,573 --> 01:12:43,054
YOU SEE, WE KNEW THERE
WAS NO TURNING BACK,
1941
01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:45,012
SO WE JUST DECIDED
TO ENJOY THE MOMENT,
1942
01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:47,188
BECAUSE TOMORROW
WE WOULD EITHER BE RICH
1943
01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:48,712
AND HAVE EVERYTHING
WE WANTED
1944
01:12:48,755 --> 01:12:52,063
OR THIS WOULD BE
OUR LAST SUPPER.
1945
01:12:52,106 --> 01:12:53,281
[LAUGHING]
1946
01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:54,892
LOOK, ALL I'M
SAYING IS THAT
1947
01:12:54,935 --> 01:12:56,197
AFTER TOMORROW,
YOU KNOW,
1948
01:12:56,241 --> 01:12:59,157
WE'VE GOTTA LIVE OUR LIVES
SOMEWHAT DIFFERENTLY.
1949
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,289
WHAT DO
YOU MEAN?
1950
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:02,595
WELL, GUYS, YOU KNOW,
UP UNTIL NOW
1951
01:13:02,639 --> 01:13:05,293
WE'VE BEEN...PRETTY
IRRESPONSIBLE--
1952
01:13:05,337 --> 01:13:06,294
YOU COULD SAY.
1953
01:13:06,338 --> 01:13:09,167
WITH OUR LIVES,
UH, AND, UH--WELL,
1954
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:10,908
IF WE REALLY WANNA DO
WHAT WE SAY WE WANNA DO,
1955
01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:14,215
WELL, THEN, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO MAKE SOME CHANGES.
1956
01:13:14,259 --> 01:13:16,653
YEAH. AS IN, YOU
CAN'T GO GAMBLING
1957
01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:18,219
OUR FUCKIN' BUSINESS
AWAY, CORY.
1958
01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,264
Mike: YEAH.
1959
01:13:19,307 --> 01:13:20,570
YO, HE SHOULD BE
CUT OFF PERMANENTLY.
1960
01:13:20,613 --> 01:13:21,614
WELL, WHY ME,
HUH?
1961
01:13:21,658 --> 01:13:23,877
HOW COME YOU HAVE
TO SINGLE ME OUT?
1962
01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:24,878
YOU NEED TO ASK?
1963
01:13:24,922 --> 01:13:26,010
I MEAN, I'M THE ONE
WHO MADE THIS
1964
01:13:26,053 --> 01:13:27,228
ALL POSSIBLE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1965
01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:29,013
NO, NO. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO GOT US IN TROUBLE
1966
01:13:29,056 --> 01:13:30,580
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
YOU FUCKIN' DEGENERATE.
1967
01:13:30,623 --> 01:13:32,973
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT
SHOULDN'T JUST BE CORY.
1968
01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:33,974
IT SHOULD BE ALL OF US.
1969
01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:35,062
IT'S TOO FUCKIN'
DANGEROUS.
1970
01:13:35,106 --> 01:13:36,499
YEAH, YEAH,
I-I AGREE.
1971
01:13:36,542 --> 01:13:37,456
YEAH, ME, TOO.
1972
01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,676
WELL, I MEAN,
MAYBE A--YOU KNOW,
1973
01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:40,894
MAYBE A LOTTERY
TICKET
1974
01:13:40,938 --> 01:13:41,765
ONCE IN A WHILE
1975
01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:42,809
I THINK
IS PROBABLY FAIR...
1976
01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:44,245
NOT EVEN BINGO
WITH OLD LADIES, CORY,
1977
01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:45,333
'CAUSE THAT'S
HOW IT STARTS.
1978
01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:47,292
THAT'S LIKE
A GATEWAY DRUG, BRO.
1979
01:13:47,335 --> 01:13:48,424
Mike: YEAH.
1980
01:13:48,467 --> 01:13:49,599
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU GUYS SHOULD DO?
1981
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:50,600
YOU SHOULD ALL GAMBLE
AMONGST YOURSELVES.
1982
01:13:50,643 --> 01:13:51,644
THIS WAY YOU CAN
REGULATE IT.
1983
01:13:51,688 --> 01:13:53,603
WELL, HOW THE HELL
DOES THAT HELP US?
1984
01:13:53,646 --> 01:13:54,647
YOU'RE A BOOKIE!
1985
01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:56,475
NOT WITH ME,
YOU DEGENERATE.
1986
01:13:56,519 --> 01:13:59,391
THE 4 OF YOUSE.
YOU KNOW, AFTER TONIGHT,
1987
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:01,132
NO ONE'S GONNA BE ABLE
TO BET WITH ME, ANYWAY.
1988
01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:03,047
YO, I'M GONNA BE
A RESTAURATEUR.
1989
01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:05,484
GENTLEMEN, MAY TONIGHT
MARK THE CLOSING
1990
01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:07,094
OF A VERY COLORFUL,
VERY INSANE,
1991
01:14:07,138 --> 01:14:10,358
AND SOMETIMES
VERY FUN CHAPTER
1992
01:14:10,402 --> 01:14:11,577
IN OUR LIVES,
1993
01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:12,491
AND MARK THE BEGINNING
1994
01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:14,275
OF A NEW
AND UNEXPLORED ONE.
1995
01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:15,059
HERE, HERE.
1996
01:14:15,102 --> 01:14:16,626
OK, I'LL DRINK
TO THAT.
1997
01:14:16,669 --> 01:14:17,931
All: CHEERS!
1998
01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:20,020
David: L'CHAYIM!
1999
01:14:21,108 --> 01:14:22,893
BEN GAZZARA.
2000
01:14:22,936 --> 01:14:25,504
AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE
SHOULD DO TONIGHT? BEN--
2001
01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:26,374
YEAH.
2002
01:14:26,418 --> 01:14:27,506
YOU KNOW WHAT
WE SHOULD DO?
2003
01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:28,376
WHAT?
2004
01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:29,726
WE SHOULD
ENJOY THIS MEAL...
2005
01:14:29,769 --> 01:14:32,772
WE SHOULD ENJOY THE COMPANY
OF OUR GOOD FRIENDS...
2006
01:14:32,816 --> 01:14:33,599
YES.
2007
01:14:33,643 --> 01:14:34,470
AND THEN WE SHOULD
GO HOME
2008
01:14:34,513 --> 01:14:35,558
AND GET A GOOD
NIGHT'S SLEEP.
2009
01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,255
NO PARTYING, NO
STAYING UP ALL NIGHT.
2010
01:14:37,298 --> 01:14:38,517
WHY NOT?
2011
01:14:38,561 --> 01:14:41,085
All: YEAH!
2012
01:14:41,128 --> 01:14:44,131
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
2013
01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:56,927
♪ GUESS WHO I GOT
IN THE BOAT WITH ME ♪
2014
01:14:56,970 --> 01:14:59,538
♪ COURAGE, DRINKS,
STYLE LIFTIN' ME ♪
2015
01:14:59,582 --> 01:15:06,458
♪ SHOWIN' ME WHY
I'M IN OVER MY HEAD ♪
2016
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,286
LIKE THIS.
2017
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,288
SPOCK.
2018
01:15:10,331 --> 01:15:11,594
OPEN YOUR SHOULDERS UP,
YOU KNOW. SPOCK.
2019
01:15:11,637 --> 01:15:13,117
THEN YOU BRING 'EM IN.
SPOCK.
2020
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,901
SO, THERE'S JUST
MORE SHOULDER AND LESS NECK,
2021
01:15:14,945 --> 01:15:17,164
REALLY,
IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
2022
01:15:20,254 --> 01:15:22,387
SPOCK.
2023
01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:24,781
SPOCK.
2024
01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:28,785
I INVENTED
THE JEWISH RELIGION.
2025
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:29,873
MINUS 2.
2026
01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:33,354
JUST TRY IT. SPOCK,
I WANT YOUR COCK.
2027
01:15:33,398 --> 01:15:37,184
SPOCK,
I WANT YOUR COCK.
2028
01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:38,446
NO?
2029
01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:43,974
YEAH. UM, I'M CALLING
ABOUT THE, UH, MASSAGE.
2030
01:15:46,498 --> 01:15:48,544
WELL, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
IN THE BOOK
2031
01:15:48,587 --> 01:15:53,461
THAT THIS IS A, UH,
A MASSAGE SERVICE.
2032
01:15:58,031 --> 01:16:02,079
OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
OH, OH, OH.
2033
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:03,123
OK, GUYS, LISTEN.
2034
01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:05,909
SERIOUSLY, THIS
IS FUCKIN' SERIOUS.
2035
01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:08,172
IF WE HIT
THIS MOTHERFUCKER,
2036
01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:09,913
WEST PALM BEACH.
2037
01:16:09,956 --> 01:16:11,262
THAT'S MY CALL.
2038
01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:13,046
MY CALL IS FUCKIN'
WEST PALM BEACH.
2039
01:16:13,090 --> 01:16:14,091
NO. FUCK THAT,
MAN.
2040
01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:16,049
WHENWE CASH IN,
BUDDY,
2041
01:16:16,093 --> 01:16:18,922
[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
WE ARE GOING TO PLAY GOLF.
2042
01:16:18,965 --> 01:16:21,272
AND THE FATHERLAND
OF GOLF IS SCOTLAND.
2043
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:22,708
[SCOTTISH ACCENT]
OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE,
2044
01:16:22,752 --> 01:16:24,014
WHY WOULD WE
GO TO SCOTLAND?
2045
01:16:24,057 --> 01:16:25,058
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
2046
01:16:25,102 --> 01:16:27,017
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THE MELON ON YOU.
2047
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,584
THAT'S WHERE
THEY INVENTED GOLF.
2048
01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:32,109
WELL, COULD YOU
TAKE A MESSAGE
2049
01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:34,241
THAT I NEED A MASSAGE?
2050
01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:36,853
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA
DO IF WE LOSE, HUH?
2051
01:16:36,896 --> 01:16:38,071
YOU GOTTA RELAX, PAL.
2052
01:16:38,115 --> 01:16:40,552
LOOK,
THE HARD PART IS OVER.
2053
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:43,511
ALL WE GOTTA DO NOW
IS SIT BACK AND LET IT HAPPEN.
2054
01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:45,209
TRUST ME, IT'S A LOCK.
2055
01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:47,037
YOU KNOW, THAT'S
REALLY FUCKIN' EASY
2056
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,299
FOR YOU TO SAY, MAN.
2057
01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:50,562
HOW MUCH OF YOUR DICK
IS ON THE FUCKIN' TABLE?
2058
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,955
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
2059
01:16:51,998 --> 01:16:53,173
WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
2060
01:16:53,217 --> 01:16:54,871
IT'S PRETTY FUCKIN'
SIMPLE, ISN'T IT?
2061
01:16:54,914 --> 01:16:56,481
IT'S ALWAYS EASIER
TO BET
2062
01:16:56,524 --> 01:16:58,570
WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S
MONEY, ISN'T IT?
2063
01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,398
YOU SHOULD BE FAMILIAR
WITH THAT PHRASE.
2064
01:17:00,441 --> 01:17:02,356
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU PAID YOUR FUCKIN' TAB
2065
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:04,271
IN MY FUCKIN' JOINT,
MOTHERFUCKER?
2066
01:17:04,315 --> 01:17:06,143
HEY, HEY, LOOK.
WAIT A SECOND, OK?
2067
01:17:06,186 --> 01:17:07,492
JUST HOLD ON.
2068
01:17:07,535 --> 01:17:10,234
I PUT MY ASS ON THE LINE
JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO.
2069
01:17:10,277 --> 01:17:11,278
OH, REALLY? REALLY?
YEAH.
2070
01:17:11,322 --> 01:17:13,019
NOBODY FUCKIN'
TWISTED YOUR ARM
2071
01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:14,238
TO DO THIS, OK?
FUCK OFF.
2072
01:17:14,281 --> 01:17:15,326
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE
BETTING YOUR OWN MONEY.
2073
01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:16,849
IT'S YOUR FUCKIN'
GRANDPARENTS' MONEY,
2074
01:17:16,893 --> 01:17:18,198
SO GIVE ME A BREAK.
2075
01:17:18,242 --> 01:17:19,286
FUCK YOU.
2076
01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:20,287
WELL, FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
2077
01:17:20,331 --> 01:17:21,506
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
2078
01:17:21,549 --> 01:17:23,203
Bre GUYS, FUCKIN' RELAX.
2079
01:17:23,247 --> 01:17:28,121
HELLO? UH,
I'M CALLING FOR CANDY.
2080
01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:31,081
UH, CANDY CANE.
2081
01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:34,127
THIS IS, UH, THIS IS--
THIS IS CORY.
2082
01:17:34,171 --> 01:17:36,303
I'M--I'M BRETT'S FRIEND.
2083
01:17:36,347 --> 01:17:39,350
[SOFT ROCK PLAYING]
2084
01:17:41,482 --> 01:17:44,747
HI, DAD, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE STILL HERE.
2085
01:17:44,790 --> 01:17:46,749
I WASN'T.
I COULDN'T SLEEP,
2086
01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:48,794
SO I CAME BACK
TO TALK TO YOU.
2087
01:17:48,838 --> 01:17:50,535
DID YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE YOU
2088
01:17:50,578 --> 01:17:52,058
A DRINK
OR SOMETHING?
2089
01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:53,669
NO.
2090
01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:59,544
I CAME HERE TO, UH...
2091
01:17:59,587 --> 01:18:04,549
I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU
THAT I LOVE YOU, DAVID.
2092
01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:09,641
I KNOW YOU BOYS
ARE TAKING A FLYER TOMORROW.
2093
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:10,947
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
2094
01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:14,951
I KNOW EVERYTHING
THAT GOES ON IN MY PLACE.
2095
01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:19,172
I DON'T KNOW IF I
KNOW FOR HOW MUCH EXACTLY,
2096
01:18:19,216 --> 01:18:21,044
BUT I KNOW IT'S ENOUGH.
2097
01:18:21,087 --> 01:18:24,438
AND, UH...
2098
01:18:26,092 --> 01:18:28,399
WELL, I REALIZED I
HADN'T TOLD YOU THAT
2099
01:18:28,442 --> 01:18:31,707
IN A LONG TIME.
2100
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,492
SO I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
2101
01:18:38,278 --> 01:18:40,280
I LOVE YOU, TOO, DAD.
2102
01:18:45,677 --> 01:18:48,767
YOU SURE YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SON?
2103
01:18:48,811 --> 01:18:52,292
NOPE. HEH.
2104
01:18:57,645 --> 01:19:01,171
DON'T FORGET TO LOCK UP,
ALL RIGHT?
2105
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,177
THANKS, DAD.
2106
01:19:12,704 --> 01:19:15,315
[CLEARS THROAT]
2107
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:18,492
WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?
2108
01:19:24,150 --> 01:19:25,804
WAS IT ABOUT MY TAB?
2109
01:19:25,848 --> 01:19:27,153
NO.
2110
01:19:33,377 --> 01:19:34,900
HE'S SCARED.
2111
01:19:34,944 --> 01:19:36,728
HE KNOWS?
2112
01:19:38,948 --> 01:19:40,166
I'M SCARED, TOO.
2113
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,428
[SIGHS]
2114
01:19:41,472 --> 01:19:45,868
THINK WE'RE
DOING THE RIGHT THING?
2115
01:19:47,173 --> 01:19:52,222
UH, YEAH. I MEAN...
2116
01:19:52,265 --> 01:19:55,573
I GUESS SO. UH...
2117
01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:01,535
I ALWAYS DRAG YOU
INTO THIS SHIT, DON'T I?
2118
01:20:01,579 --> 01:20:03,102
IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU HAVE TO
2119
01:20:03,146 --> 01:20:04,843
TWIST MY ARM
TO DO IT.
2120
01:20:04,887 --> 01:20:06,062
YOU'RE MY BEST
FRIEND, BRO.
2121
01:20:06,105 --> 01:20:08,238
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
GONNA DO ANYTHING
2122
01:20:08,281 --> 01:20:10,501
TO STEER ME WRONG.
2123
01:20:13,286 --> 01:20:15,158
[SIGHS]
2124
01:20:15,201 --> 01:20:19,118
YOU KNOW, I THINK IT
COULD BE WORSE.
2125
01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:22,687
HOW'S THAT?
2126
01:20:25,298 --> 01:20:28,301
WE COULD BE BRETT
AND CORY.
2127
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,657
YEAH.
2128
01:20:53,065 --> 01:20:55,851
[MIKE CLEARS THROAT]
2129
01:20:55,894 --> 01:20:56,852
HEY.
2130
01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:58,288
HEY.
2131
01:21:00,768 --> 01:21:02,205
I DIDN'T WAKE ANYBODY UP?
2132
01:21:02,248 --> 01:21:03,554
NO, NO.
2133
01:21:03,597 --> 01:21:06,513
KIM'S OVER
AT HER BOYFRIEND'S.
2134
01:21:07,732 --> 01:21:10,778
IT'S LATE. DO YOU
WANT TO COME IN?
2135
01:21:11,649 --> 01:21:13,738
NO. I, UH...
2136
01:21:13,781 --> 01:21:17,176
I GOTTA GO IN A COUPLE
OF HOURS WITH JOEY.
2137
01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:22,268
OH, RIGHT. VEGAS.
2138
01:21:23,269 --> 01:21:27,534
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING...
2139
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:33,453
BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
2140
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:39,285
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY HAVEN'T CALLED YET.
2141
01:21:39,329 --> 01:21:41,635
MAYBE THEY GOT ROBBED.
2142
01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:42,593
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
2143
01:21:42,636 --> 01:21:43,768
HOW COULD THEY
GET ROBBED?
2144
01:21:43,811 --> 01:21:45,378
AT BUN BOY.
ON THE WAY THERE.
2145
01:21:45,422 --> 01:21:47,859
YOU KNOW HOW MIKE
ALWAYS WANTS TO STOP
2146
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:48,860
AT BUN BOY?
2147
01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:51,123
THEY GOT REDNECKS
AND SHIT THERE.
2148
01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:52,124
THEY HATE JEWS.
2149
01:21:52,168 --> 01:21:53,343
WILL YOU RELAX?
2150
01:21:53,386 --> 01:21:54,213
MIKE AND JOEY
2151
01:21:54,257 --> 01:21:55,214
CAN TAKE CARE
OF THEMSELVES.
2152
01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,563
WHOA, GUYS,
HERE WE GO.
2153
01:21:56,607 --> 01:21:57,782
HERE WE GO.
2154
01:21:57,825 --> 01:21:58,565
OH, SHIT!
2155
01:21:58,609 --> 01:21:59,958
MAN, I CAN'T
WATCH THIS.
2156
01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:01,525
I'M GONNA
SHIT IN MY PANTS!
2157
01:22:01,568 --> 01:22:02,700
COME ON.
2158
01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:05,398
YOU CAN'T TRUST A FIX,
WHAT CAN YOU TRUST?
2159
01:22:07,313 --> 01:22:10,664
TV: [APPLAUSE, CHEERS]
2160
01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:16,540
WHAT? HE'S GOTTA MAKE IT
LOOK GOOD, RIGHT?
2161
01:22:18,107 --> 01:22:21,284
YOU KNOW, CORY,
UH, BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU.
2162
01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:23,068
HOW DID JOEY C.
MAKE ALL THAT MONEY
2163
01:22:23,112 --> 01:22:24,983
WHEN YOU TWO WERE IN VEGAS?
2164
01:22:25,027 --> 01:22:25,941
AH, IT WAS GREAT.
2165
01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:27,855
JOEY SAID SINCE I
WAS THE JINX,
2166
01:22:27,899 --> 01:22:29,031
WE SHOULD GO
TO THE CRAP TABLE
2167
01:22:29,074 --> 01:22:30,249
AND HE SHOULD
BET ON THE "DON'T."
2168
01:22:30,293 --> 01:22:31,772
YOU KNOW,
AGAINST THE SHOOTER?
2169
01:22:31,816 --> 01:22:33,078
WHAT, ALL SHOOTERS?
2170
01:22:33,122 --> 01:22:34,123
NO, NO. JUST ME.
2171
01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:37,039
AND, UH, AW, MAN,
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
2172
01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:38,214
SOON AS I GOT THE DICE,
2173
01:22:38,257 --> 01:22:43,088
I CRAPPED OUT 27 TIMES
IN A ROW. HA HA HA.
2174
01:22:44,611 --> 01:22:46,222
DID YOU
EVER MAKE A PASS?
2175
01:22:46,265 --> 01:22:48,267
NO, NO. ACTUALLY,
UH, JOEY QUIT,
2176
01:22:48,311 --> 01:22:50,269
AND I, UH, LOST THE
REST OF MY MONEY,
2177
01:22:50,313 --> 01:22:52,968
AND, UH, WE
WENT RIGHT HOME.
2178
01:22:53,011 --> 01:22:54,273
WHY?
2179
01:22:54,317 --> 01:22:58,190
THAT'S A VERY GOOD
QUESTION: WHY?
2180
01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:02,412
TV: [APPLAUSE]
2181
01:23:02,455 --> 01:23:06,111
TV: [LOUD APPLAUSE]
2182
01:23:06,155 --> 01:23:08,853
WE'RE ON OUR OWN.
2183
01:23:10,289 --> 01:23:12,509
YEAH, YEAH!
YEAH! YES!
2184
01:23:12,552 --> 01:23:15,729
CORY, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE BET THIS.
2185
01:23:15,773 --> 01:23:18,602
YES! YES! YES!
2186
01:23:19,820 --> 01:23:22,214
YES! RIGHT THERE, BABY!
2187
01:23:22,258 --> 01:23:23,389
OK, OK, OK.
2188
01:23:23,433 --> 01:23:24,564
Mike: MATT PITCHED
AN ALMOST FLAWLESS GAME,
2189
01:23:24,608 --> 01:23:26,479
BUT THE ANGELS
PLAYED WELL, TOO.
2190
01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:28,786
THE SCORE WAS 1-0
IN THE BOTTOM ON THE NINTH.
2191
01:23:28,829 --> 01:23:31,441
THERE WERE 2 OUTS,
AND THE BASES WERE LOADED.
2192
01:23:31,484 --> 01:23:34,096
SALMON WAS UP,
AND IT WAS A FULL COUNT.
2193
01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:36,054
3 BALLS, 2 STRIKES,
2194
01:23:36,098 --> 01:23:38,143
AND MATT
WENT INTO HIS WIND-UP.
2195
01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:42,278
TV: MATT REED,
THROWING THE GAME OF HIS LIFE.
2196
01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:56,292
[LOUDLY PASSES GAS]
2197
01:23:58,207 --> 01:24:00,861
[GRUNTS] I'M DEAD, MAN.
2198
01:24:00,905 --> 01:24:02,950
I HAVEN'T HAD SEX
WITH A WOMAN
2199
01:24:02,994 --> 01:24:04,169
IN ALMOST 2 YEARS,
2200
01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:07,520
AND THE LAST PERSON
I KISSED WAS A MAN.
2201
01:24:07,564 --> 01:24:09,305
I CAN'T GO OUT
LIKE THAT.
2202
01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:11,524
I DIDN'T EVEN
SAVE ENOUGH MONEY
2203
01:24:11,568 --> 01:24:13,135
TO BUY A PLANE TICKET
OUT OF TOWN.
2204
01:24:13,178 --> 01:24:14,527
WHAT THE FUCK
WAS I THINKING?
2205
01:24:14,571 --> 01:24:17,226
HOW COULD WE
BE SO STUPID?
2206
01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:21,360
HOW COULD WE BET EVERYTHING
WE DIDN'T HAVE ON CORY?
2207
01:24:21,404 --> 01:24:24,059
WE DESERVE TO DIE.
2208
01:24:24,102 --> 01:24:28,150
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENED.
2209
01:24:28,193 --> 01:24:29,890
HE SAID HE WOULD DO IT.
2210
01:24:29,934 --> 01:24:32,676
HE GAVE ME HIS WORD.
2211
01:24:33,372 --> 01:24:35,766
JOEY HEARD.
2212
01:24:37,333 --> 01:24:41,163
I'M GONNA KILL
THAT SON OF A BITCH!
2213
01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:43,991
[DOOR OPENS]
2214
01:24:44,905 --> 01:24:48,126
YOU KNOW, ALCOHOL NEVER
SOLVED ANYONE'S PROBLEMS.
2215
01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:52,348
IT JUST MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE SHIT IN THE MORNING.
2216
01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:55,829
I'M TOO DRUNK TO RUN.
2217
01:24:55,873 --> 01:24:56,874
HEY,
GO FUCK YOURSELF,
2218
01:24:56,917 --> 01:24:58,093
YOU FUCKIN'
PSYCHOPATH!
2219
01:24:58,136 --> 01:25:02,009
AND YOUR LITTLE
FUCKIN' BUDDY, TOO.
2220
01:25:02,445 --> 01:25:03,663
Clyde: DO YOU
KNOW WHAT I HATE
2221
01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:05,100
MORE THAN ANYTHING
THE WORLD?
2222
01:25:05,143 --> 01:25:08,146
PEOPLE WHO DON'T
KEEP THEIR WORD.
2223
01:25:08,190 --> 01:25:09,147
NOW, I MAY BE
A LOT OF THINGS,
2224
01:25:09,191 --> 01:25:12,194
BUT AT LEAST
I'M CONSISTENT.
2225
01:25:12,237 --> 01:25:15,153
EVERYONE ALWAYS
KNOWS WHERE I STAND.
2226
01:25:15,197 --> 01:25:19,157
AND I ALWAYS
KEEP MY WORD.
2227
01:25:33,519 --> 01:25:35,086
I KNOW YOU'RE DRUNK,
2228
01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:37,044
SO I'LL FORGIVE
THE LANGUAGE THIS TIME.
2229
01:25:37,088 --> 01:25:39,264
YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN
REMEMBER IN THE MORNING,
2230
01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:41,658
BUT IT'S NOT NICE
TO TAKE MY MONEY
2231
01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:45,705
AND TELL ME TO FUCK OFF
AT THE SAME TIME.
2232
01:25:45,749 --> 01:25:49,187
I WON'T BE SO UNDERSTANDING
IN THE FUTURE.
2233
01:25:49,231 --> 01:25:53,104
MICHAEL, YOU SHOULD
REALLY TEACH YOUR FRIENDS
2234
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:55,324
SOME FUCKIN' MANNERS.
2235
01:25:59,023 --> 01:26:00,677
OH, MY GOD.
2236
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,113
I MUST BE FUCKIN'
HALLUCINATING.
2237
01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,985
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
2238
01:26:05,029 --> 01:26:08,119
3 THINGS, GUYS.
3 THINGS.
2239
01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:09,512
FIRST,
NEVER BET WITH CORY,
2240
01:26:09,555 --> 01:26:11,470
BECAUSE HE IS THE BIGGEST
FUCKIN' JINX OF ALL TIME,
2241
01:26:11,514 --> 01:26:14,299
AND ANYTHING HE BETS
IS SURE TO LOSE.
2242
01:26:14,343 --> 01:26:15,518
MY SYSTEM EXACTLY.
2243
01:26:15,561 --> 01:26:17,084
YO, WHEN I
SAW VOODOO CRAP OUT
2244
01:26:17,128 --> 01:26:18,216
27 TIMES IN A ROW,
2245
01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:19,870
I KNEW I WAS DEALING
WITH SOMETHING
2246
01:26:19,913 --> 01:26:21,045
LARGER THAN MYSELF.
2247
01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:24,570
SECOND, NEVER BET
ON BAD KARMA LIKE A FIX,
2248
01:26:24,614 --> 01:26:26,442
ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING
WITH A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN
2249
01:26:26,485 --> 01:26:28,574
LIKE MATT REED,
BECAUSE GOD WILL JUMP UP
2250
01:26:28,618 --> 01:26:31,708
AND KICK YOU
RIGHT IN THE ASS EVERY TIME.
2251
01:26:31,751 --> 01:26:34,885
MATT REED
IS A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN?
2252
01:26:34,928 --> 01:26:36,016
YEAH, STUPID.
2253
01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:38,976
IT WOULD HELP
TO KNOW THESE THINGS.
2254
01:26:39,019 --> 01:26:41,152
NEVER, EVER,
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
2255
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,241
DO YOU GIVE A VINDICTIVE
LITTLE BORN-AGAIN SHIT
2256
01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:45,504
LIKE MATT REED THE OPPORTUNITY
TO GET EVEN WITH YOU,
2257
01:26:45,548 --> 01:26:46,853
ESPECIALLY AFTER
ALL THE SHIT
2258
01:26:46,897 --> 01:26:48,420
YOU PUT HIM THROUGH
IN HIGH SCHOOL, CORY.
2259
01:26:48,464 --> 01:26:50,901
YO, HOMEBOY PITCHED
HIS ASS OFF TONIGHT.
2260
01:26:50,944 --> 01:26:53,425
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S A GOOD THING.
2261
01:26:54,078 --> 01:26:57,777
'CAUSE WE BET THE OTHER WAY.
2262
01:27:00,389 --> 01:27:02,260
WE BET
THE OTHER FUCKIN' WAY?
2263
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:03,348
OH, MY GOD!
2264
01:27:03,392 --> 01:27:04,958
YOU BET THE OTHER WAY?
2265
01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:05,742
OH, MY GOD!
2266
01:27:05,785 --> 01:27:06,656
YOU BET THE OTHER WAY
2267
01:27:06,699 --> 01:27:07,961
AND YOU DIDN'T
FUCKIN' TELL ME?
2268
01:27:08,005 --> 01:27:10,137
WELL, YEAH.
OH, MY GOD!
2269
01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:23,107
Mike: WELL, WE WON,
AND WE WON BIG.
2270
01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:25,022
WITH ALL THE MONEY
WE RAISED IN BETTIN' IN VEGAS
2271
01:27:25,065 --> 01:27:27,198
TOGETHER WITH ALL THE MONEY
WE COLLECTED FROM THE BOOKIES,
2272
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:30,462
WE TOTALED
OVER 3/4 OF A MILLION BUCKS.
2273
01:27:30,506 --> 01:27:31,681
TAKE
THE PICTURE.
2274
01:27:31,724 --> 01:27:33,335
THE FOLLOWING WEEK,
SO SIGNED A 9-YEAR LEASE
2275
01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:37,687
AND OPENED OUR VERY OWN
SPORTS BAR, MVPs.
2276
01:27:39,471 --> 01:27:40,820
FOR ONCE,
2277
01:27:40,864 --> 01:27:42,648
WE WERE ALL ACTUALLY DOING
SOMETHING WITH OUR LIVES,
2278
01:27:42,692 --> 01:27:44,259
AND WE LIVED
HAPPILY EVER AFTER,
2279
01:27:44,302 --> 01:27:49,916
KEEPING OUR PROMISE THAT WE
WOULD NEVER GAMBLE AGAIN.
2280
01:27:59,230 --> 01:28:02,015
WHAT, ARE YOU BOB HOPE'S
YOUNGER BROTHER NO HOPE?
2281
01:28:02,059 --> 01:28:03,234
COME ON, LET'S GO.
2282
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,018
SILENCE.
2283
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,115
100 BUCKS
SAYS HE MISSES IT.
2284
01:28:15,159 --> 01:28:16,334
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR FUCKIN' MIND?
2285
01:28:16,378 --> 01:28:18,249
YOU'RE BETTING
100 BUCKS? WHOA!
2286
01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:19,468
IT'S A GIMME,
FOR CHRISSAKE.
2287
01:28:19,511 --> 01:28:21,687
IT'S SITTIN' RIGHT
ON THE EDGE OF THE CUP.
2288
01:28:21,731 --> 01:28:22,862
BUT IT'S CORY.
2289
01:28:22,906 --> 01:28:24,211
YEAH, I KNOW IT'S CORY.
BUT LOOK AT THAT.
2290
01:28:24,255 --> 01:28:25,691
IT'S NOT A GOLF SHOT,
2291
01:28:25,735 --> 01:28:27,519
IT'S A BALL SITTING ON THE EDGE
OF A CUP, FOR CHRISSAKE.
2292
01:28:27,563 --> 01:28:28,694
BUT THIS IS THE
JERSEY JINX HERE.
2293
01:28:28,738 --> 01:28:31,610
YEAH, I KNOW.
CORY CAN MAKE THAT SHOT.
2294
01:28:32,916 --> 01:28:34,918
JOEY? GIVE US
SOME ODDS, BABY.
2295
01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:36,093
DON'T ALL FUCKIN'
LOOK AT ME, MAN,
2296
01:28:36,136 --> 01:28:37,790
I'M NOT TAKIN'
NO MORE ACTION.
2297
01:28:37,834 --> 01:28:40,097
BULLSHIT! COME ON,
GIVE US SOME FUCKIN' ODDS.
2298
01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:41,838
ON VOODOO?
2299
01:28:41,881 --> 01:28:42,882
I'LL GIVE YOU 8 TO 5.
2300
01:28:42,926 --> 01:28:45,494
OH, I'M ALL OVER THAT.
2301
01:28:45,537 --> 01:28:47,147
THAT'S EASY MONEY.
2302
01:28:47,191 --> 01:28:48,540
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
2303
01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:52,283
AND MAY THE FIRST THING YOUR
MOTHER SEES IS MY PENIS.
2304
01:29:06,471 --> 01:29:07,385
CHA-CHING!
2305
01:29:07,429 --> 01:29:08,386
OH...JESUS!
2306
01:29:08,430 --> 01:29:09,474
YOU ALL RIGHT?
2307
01:29:09,518 --> 01:29:13,130
I CAN'T FUCKIN'
BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.
2308
01:29:16,220 --> 01:29:17,264
GIVE ME HALF.
2309
01:29:17,308 --> 01:29:18,178
WAIT A SEC.
2310
01:29:18,222 --> 01:29:19,310
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WEREN'T
2311
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,181
GONNA TAKE ANY MORE
OF OUR BETS.
2312
01:29:21,225 --> 01:29:22,400
WELL,
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
2313
01:29:22,444 --> 01:29:24,489
WASN'T GONNA
MAKEANY MORE BETS.
2314
01:29:24,533 --> 01:29:26,665
BUDDY, PLEASE.
2315
01:29:29,886 --> 01:29:32,279
CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY
TRIMARK HOME VIDEO
2316
01:29:32,323 --> 01:29:37,023
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
2317
01:29:56,434 --> 01:29:59,698
♪ ALL THE SWEET, SWEET TIMES
2318
01:29:59,742 --> 01:30:01,961
♪ THE THINGS WE DID TOGETHER
2319
01:30:02,005 --> 01:30:07,445
♪ WHEN LIFE WAS JUST A BOWL
OF BRIGHT RED CHERRIES ♪
2320
01:30:07,489 --> 01:30:09,142
♪ THE SWEET LOVE, TOO
2321
01:30:09,186 --> 01:30:12,058
♪ WHEN WE WERE
UNDERNEATH THE MOON ♪
2322
01:30:12,102 --> 01:30:14,365
♪ AND YOU
WERE HOLDING ON TO ME ♪
2323
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:17,629
♪ LIKE NO TOMORROW
2324
01:30:17,673 --> 01:30:19,457
♪ YOU TAKE MY HAND
2325
01:30:19,501 --> 01:30:21,938
♪ AND I'M FEELIN' GRAND
2326
01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:27,987
♪ WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT YOU
WANNA BE MY BABY ♪
2327
01:30:28,031 --> 01:30:30,207
♪ OH, BABY, BABY
2328
01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:35,647
♪ MAYBE, BABY, BABY, SO
2329
01:30:35,691 --> 01:30:37,910
♪ DOO-BA-DEE, OOH
2330
01:30:37,954 --> 01:30:40,130
♪ BABY, WHEN YOU TOUCH ME
2331
01:30:40,173 --> 01:30:42,611
♪ AND YOU TAKE ME THERE
2332
01:30:42,654 --> 01:30:45,309
♪ I KNOW THAT IT'S
TOO MUCH FOR ME ♪
2333
01:30:45,352 --> 01:30:47,311
♪ BUT I'M STILL AWARE
2334
01:30:47,354 --> 01:30:50,749
♪ THAT IF YOU LOVE ME
2335
01:30:50,793 --> 01:30:52,098
♪ LOVE ME
2336
01:30:52,142 --> 01:30:57,234
♪ OH, BABY, BABY,
WE CAN DO IT ♪
2337
01:30:57,277 --> 01:31:00,977
♪ DO-DAH-DO-DAH-DAH
2338
01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:02,979
♪ DO-DEE-DAH-DUH-DOWAH
2339
01:31:03,022 --> 01:31:08,158
♪ WHEN LIFE WAS JUST A BOWL
OF BRIGHT RED CHERRIES ♪
2340
01:31:08,201 --> 01:31:09,812
♪ THE SWEET LOVE, TOO
2341
01:31:09,855 --> 01:31:12,684
♪ WHEN WE
WERE UNDERNEATH THE MOON ♪
2342
01:31:12,728 --> 01:31:15,252
♪ AND YOU WERE
HOLDIN' ON TO ME ♪
2343
01:31:15,295 --> 01:31:18,124
♪ LIKE NO TOMORROW
2344
01:31:18,168 --> 01:31:20,387
♪ DA-DWEE-DUH-DUH
2345
01:31:20,431 --> 01:31:22,564
♪ DO-DUH-DUH-DWEE-DO-DO
2346
01:31:22,607 --> 01:31:28,178
♪ WHEN YOU TELL ME
THAT YOU WANNA BE MY BABY ♪
2347
01:31:28,221 --> 01:31:30,920
♪ OH, BABY, BABY
2348
01:31:30,963 --> 01:31:36,316
♪ MAYBE, BABY, BABY, SO
2349
01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:38,275
♪ DWEE-DUH-DUH-AH-OOH
2350
01:31:38,318 --> 01:31:40,799
♪ BABY, WHEN YOU
TOUCH ME ♪
2351
01:31:40,843 --> 01:31:43,106
♪ AND YOU TAKE ME THERE
2352
01:31:43,149 --> 01:31:46,109
♪ I KNOW THAT IT'S
TOO MUCH FOR ME ♪
2353
01:31:46,152 --> 01:31:48,154
♪ BUT I'M STILL AWARE
2354
01:31:48,198 --> 01:31:50,853
♪ THAT IF YOU LOVE ME
2355
01:31:50,896 --> 01:31:52,855
♪ LOVE ME
2356
01:31:52,898 --> 01:31:58,121
♪ BABY, BABY WE CAN DO IT
2357
01:32:37,464 --> 01:32:39,075
♪ DO-DUH-DUH-DOO
2358
01:32:39,118 --> 01:32:41,512
♪ BABY, WHEN YOU TOUCH ME
2359
01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,601
♪ AND YOU TAKE ME THERE
2360
01:32:43,645 --> 01:32:46,691
♪ I KNOW THAT IT'S
TOO MUCH FOR ME ♪
2361
01:32:46,735 --> 01:32:48,606
♪ BUT I'M STILL AWARE
2362
01:32:48,650 --> 01:32:51,783
♪ THAT IF YOU LOVE ME
2363
01:32:51,827 --> 01:32:53,698
♪ LOVE ME
2364
01:32:53,742 --> 01:32:56,962
♪ BABY, BABY WE CAN DO IT
2365
01:32:57,006 --> 01:32:58,616
♪ DO IT, DO IT
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