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He won the WCW
championship when?
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2000, 2000, it is 20 fucking 19.
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David Arquette, David Arquette.
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I'm sick and tired of
people like David Arquette.
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He's never been trained.
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He's a fucking joke.
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I'm sick and tired of
people taking a piss,
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out of my business.
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The new WCW, World
Heavyweight Champion,
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my man, Mr. David Arquette.
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But you should better
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than to trust someone
from Hollywood.
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COMMENTATOR: What the?
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What is it?
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Did David Arquette just.
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What's going on here?
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David Arquette won
the world title.
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What up?
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David Arquette winning
the WCW championship--
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Well I'm gonna make
this pretty short.
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It was crap.
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An untrained, 150 pound
Hollywood actor won
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the professional wrestling
most prestigious championships.
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There's a whole locker
room full of guys in WCW,
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they'd all be incredible
world champions.
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Out of all that, you
pick David Arquette.
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He doesn't have the size.
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I don't know what the
hell they're thinking.
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They basically made
their title meaningless,
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when they strapped
it around his waist,
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it meant nothing.
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I don't give a shit
about David Arquette.
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Like you can't walk in here,
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and think you're gonna
do what we do every day.
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David Arquette as
a wrestler sucks.
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REVIEWER: Man, it's not
like David Arquette,
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is our favorite Hulk Hogan,
or Ric Flair, or Dusty Rods,
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he was a joke.
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He was in frickin
"Ready to Rumble".
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NARRATOR: I'm here
to tell you a story
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about a man created by God.
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No, a man created by Hollywood.
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Not MacGyver, not Vin Diesel,
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not Stallone, not Shwarzenegger,
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I'm talking about
David Arquette,
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the man is invincible.
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He was in "Scream 1",
"Scream 2", "Scream 3",
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and then they did "Scream 4",
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he's coming back as
a goddamn Cyborg.
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He was in "Ready to Rumble",
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he was a WCW champion
for two weeks.
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He was on "Eight Legged Freak",
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who rebelled giant spiders,
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giant spiders for God's sakes.
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He was out doing "See Spot Run",
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but only because he
needed the money.
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And that's why, you cannot
kill David Arquette.
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You cannot kill David Arquette.
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Alright, well first of
all, I like David Arquette.
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Number two, he came into
the dressing room area,
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which was like sacred
ground to all of us.
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That he had been
in the business,
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and he was a gentleman.
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INTERVIEWER: Did you
give him your blessing?
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Did I give David my blessing?
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As a person, yeah of course.
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INTERVIEWER: As a wrestler?
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No, let's not get carried away.
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He's my hero, if I'm looking
at his wife .
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I've never seen "Scream",
which is insane.
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In fact I covered "Scream
4" for the Insider,
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and I still didn't
see the whole movie,
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'cause I hate scary movies
so much, I freaked out.
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David and I met on
an 80s boat party.
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But before that, I went to
NYU, I was a journalist,
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I interned for Hillary Clinton.
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I worked in local news,
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on air for more than a
decade, and won an Emmy,
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and ended up on
"Entertainment Tonight".
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And yeah, when I had my kids,
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I left being a news reporter.
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And now I'm kind of
getting back into it,
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and I'm going to Arkansas soon
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to produce my
first feature film.
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Okay, so just call me
back and let me know
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if we need to
troubleshoot it some more.
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We have the three kids.
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We have Coco, my
stepdaughter, who's 14.
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Charlie is four, Gus
who is 15 months,
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so it's a circus.
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And we have three Basset Hounds,
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it's really insane here.
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I always joke actually, it's
not three kids, it's four.
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There's Coco, Charlie,
Gus and David.
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It's a lot of kids in the
house, running around.
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Lady, no.
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As interesting as wrestling is,
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he feels like kind
of crossing over
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into that world caused
a lot of directors
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to not necessarily
take him seriously.
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She is really good, isn't she?
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Culminate to people who
wanna do things differently.
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We could get off the street.
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CHRISTINA: At the start
of David's career,
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there was so much promise.
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I mean, he was playing
sophisticated roles,
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and he was on this
really good trajectory.
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And then in the late 90s,
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he was on the cover
of The Hollywood
Edition of Vanity Fair,
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with that elite
group of movie stars,
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like Leonardo DiCaprio,
and Matthew McConaughey,
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and Will Smith.
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And those guys have all gone on
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to be the biggest movie
stars in the world.
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And I think David
has a lot of sadness
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around the fact that he
could have been that.
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But instead, he went on
to do the "Scream" movies,
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and he kind of became
typecast as a goofball.
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And that's what everyone
remembers him as,
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the cop from "Scream".
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I've got to knock off a
couple more to get that title.
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CHRISTINA: It was also
around this time in his life
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that things started
getting weird.
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And I think his
involvement in wrestling
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was kind of that last straw.
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People did not get it.
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They thought he was crazy,
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and it really hurt his career.
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Present time my career
has been pretty crappy.
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I mean, I've been
auditioning for like 10 years
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without actually getting a role.
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So that's like 10
years of rejection,
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like who who does that?
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Who would go through 10
years of job interviews,
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and not get any,
and still go out
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and get another,
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I have another job
interview today?
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It's crazy.
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We met on "Scream 1",
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we hated each other "Scream 2".
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We got married "Scream 3",
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and we got divorced "Scream 4".
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That's some of the roughest
wrestling I've seen.
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I used to go to wrestling
matches with him,
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and he'd get so excited.
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Yeah, I would say it
was a lot to handle,
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to see David at this point
where I was on "Friends",
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and everything was feeling
pretty good with our careers,
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and all of a sudden he
wants to start wrestling.
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I don't know, just he looked
like he should have been
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in "Earth, Wind and Fire",
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but instead he was going
to wrestling matches,
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and he was loud, and
it was kind of insane.
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I remember feeling embarrassed,
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'cause he was just,
there's nothing small
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about the way he
embraced wrestling.
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World Heavyweight Champ, baby.
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Yeah, right.
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What's so funny.
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David, David, David,
you're not a wrestler.
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Can you show a penis or no?
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What network is
this, or whatever,
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penis friendly environment?
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These are some
Alexis' paintings.
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Toothless, look at David.
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Good looks.
Good looking.
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Too many dead
people in this book.
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Our mom was a
writer, and a poet,
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and a teacher and
loved mythology.
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And our dad loved puppetry.
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He loved to play the ukulele,
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and we all had clown noses.
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It was a very
colorful childhood.
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I mean, there was a lot
of playing with David,
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and wrestling with David.
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Okay and the handball punch,
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and you crumble to the ground.
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That was the reenactment.
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Dave was like, in my
periphery, wrestling,
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like that's a joke,
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but it was like something
little kids were watching,
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and I was kind of
surprised by it, honestly.
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It was kind of the
first major left turn.
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David wants love, and they
never gave him the proper love
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for him showing
up in that world.
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I was the Heavyweight
Champion of the world.
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Thanks to my buddy,
Eric Bischoff.
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There were certain rules,
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one of which was don't
let celebrities come in
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and take advantage of wrestling.
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Don't expose the business,
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by making it look like anybody,
celebrity or non celebrity.
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Anybody could come
in off the street,
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and actually beat a wrestler.
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COMMENTATOR: And look at this,
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look at Trump, Donald Trump.
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The fact that you won the belt
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is what broke the
unwritten rule.
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You never do that.
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You didn't know the culture,
but that wasn't your fault,
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that was my fault, for
letting it happen .
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You can blame me.
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The idea was tossed around to
get David Arquette involved,
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and get him in the ring,
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and he would get us headlines,
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and I'm not really
sure whose idea it was,
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I think Was Vince
Russo's idea originally.
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Did it accomplish
what you wanted?
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It accomplished
exactly what I wanted.
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You're on the cover USA today--
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Thank you.
All the newspapers--
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Yeah.
You transcend wrestling,
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which is that very--
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Well not transcended it,
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right then and there, I think
I killed the business forever.
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I loved wrestling as a kid,
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like it was
something I followed,
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and I was obsessive about it.
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So when I was part of the
whole wrestling thing,
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I was kind of like, just
a kid in a candy store.
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I mean, like seeing
it behind the curtain.
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Then it all became
like really intense,
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and like you know what I mean?
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You find people spitting at you,
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and throwing shit at you,
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and just like saying the worst
things you could ever hear.
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The plan would be just to sort
of clear my name in a sense.
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And through the process,
honor wrestling.
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You know what I mean?
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I don't wanna be
smear on its history.
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So we're going to Detroit,
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and I'm gonna talk
to Brian Knobbs,
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one of the two members
of the Nasty Boys,
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to see if I can
make an appearance
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at his Legends of
Wrestling event.
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♪ We are the Nasty Boys ♪
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♪ We got a bad reputation ♪
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♪ When you see that Nasty-- ♪
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Like their theme song says,
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the Nasty Boys have a reputation
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for being the bad
boys of wrestling.
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So it's gonna take
some convincing
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for Brian to let me fight.
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♪ We're the boys-- ♪
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They're wrestling tomorrow,
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me come in somehow,
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if I can get approved
by the commission,
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the crowd would be hot about
it, you know what I mean?
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It'd be a start of a thing.
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You've been gone for
a while now, so--
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I know man.
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Two days before, and--
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I got you, I got you.
254
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I'm not being a
dick about anything,
255
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I'm just doing business.
256
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DAVID: This fucking asshole.
257
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What you talking about?
258
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BRIAN: That's my partner.
259
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,800
Do any of you wanna talk?
260
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,236
I'm sorry bro.
261
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:10,512
There's a lot of history
attached to this whole thing.
262
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That's kind of the story,
263
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,647
that's why they got so heated.
264
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,694
Histories, years and
years of families,
265
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generational history coming up,
266
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,525
people destroying their bodies
267
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,745
for this love that they
have for wrestling.
268
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:30,750
So then the chosen few
that become real champions,
269
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,360
and like not me,
270
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:36,103
but real guys that have
given their lives for,
271
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,671
they're 40 years old
272
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,195
and seeing their knees are gone.
273
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:41,978
You know what I mean?
274
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I understand it.
275
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,462
I got it.
276
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,215
I think a lot of wrestling
has to do with pride,
277
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,740
and heritage, and legacy.
278
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,264
That's why people got
really upset about,
279
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that I was an outsider.
280
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,274
I don't really care
about being a champ,
281
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,451
or anything like that,
I care about respect.
282
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,729
I never got to wrestle.
283
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,210
I mean, I got to
take some bumps,
284
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,213
and move the story along,
285
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,476
but they never like,
I never got a chance
286
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:49,916
to do anything that
the fans would enjoy.
287
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,875
I would love to just sort
of figure out this world,
288
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,268
that's really what I wanna know.
289
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,270
What is wrestling about?
290
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,534
Why do fans love it so much?
291
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,579
Why did they get so mad at me?
292
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:05,540
I'd love to be able to wrestle,
trained, properly trained.
293
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,935
I wanna train with
the real trainer,
294
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:12,721
and just prove
myself in some way.
295
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,463
And that's sort of the thing,
296
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,205
I'm an actor, I wanna
become a wrestler.
297
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,646
They didn't really
let us do anything.
298
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,869
I just had to buy a ticket
and go in by myself.
299
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,480
CHRISTINA: You're
a sensitive person.
300
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,830
So why are you putting
yourself through this?
301
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,659
Yeah, I mean, it's like
I'm not part of the family,
302
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,443
which I get it.
303
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,315
But you're kind of not, I mean,
don't you understand that?
304
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:46,407
Sorry .
I'm a carnie at heart,
305
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:47,799
I'm a carnie.
306
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:58,288
You had two stents placed
in your coronary arteries,
307
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,595
of the heart, to
prevent blood clots
308
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,467
from forming inside the stent.
309
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,948
You are taking two blood
thinning medications,
310
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:08,385
and somebody punches you
in the face, or head,
311
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,692
or belly, or anywhere.
312
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,999
You could bruise and,
or bleed quite easily.
313
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,826
Internally?
Right.
314
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,960
Now what about like if, like
a 300 pound guy jumped on me?
315
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:21,268
Is there like a chance of like--
316
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,313
Well that can do
a lot of damage.
317
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,533
I don't know if you can
wear a helmet during--
318
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,970
That would
be a funny gimmick.
319
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,582
Are you a fan of wrestling?
320
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,801
Not really.
No?
321
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,726
CHRISTINA: His
anxiety is crippling,
322
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,033
and what his
psychiatrists found is,
323
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,035
a lot of people
when you're anxious,
324
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,037
you're able to like
actually calm yourself down,
325
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,996
but David's always in a
state of such anxiety,
326
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,825
that he never can really
calm himself down.
327
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,830
Throw it at me, dad.
No, no, no.
328
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,925
I mean, there is an element
329
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,927
that nobody really
wants to grow up.
330
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:15,409
You wanna like,
331
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,977
I love the way
kids see the world.
332
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,284
I hate growing up .
333
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,898
KID: What's your name?
334
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,293
David Arquette.
Hi, David Arquette.
335
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,861
I'll be damned mama.
336
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,561
INTERVIEWER: How is
the drinking going?
337
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,085
Are you able to control it?
338
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,087
Or are you just
completely out of control?
339
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,784
DAVID: No, I control it.
340
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:45,700
I mean, I have my wild
nights once in a while, but--
341
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,615
INTERVIEWER: Right, and
are you an alcoholic?
342
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,530
DAVID: Yeah, I am, I guess I--
343
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,358
INTERVIEWER: You're a
functioning alcoholic.
344
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,055
DAVID: I guess so, yeah.
345
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,491
INTERVIEWER: If
you have children,
346
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,015
if you have family
loved ones and so on,
347
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,104
is there a degree of selfishness
348
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:01,063
to coming back, if
you're an addict,
349
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,804
into that world again?
350
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:07,548
DAVID: I try to keep, the
addict inside me in check,
351
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,638
and also the self
critical voice in check.
352
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:11,856
I started drinking more,
353
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,903
just sort of like I was unhappy.
354
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,427
I wasn't being true to myself.
355
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:18,385
OPRAH: Yeah.
356
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,617
Just to recap David, real
quickly how this sort of works.
357
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:39,623
So ketamine sort of gives us
a rapid antidepressant effect,
358
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,975
and it'll give us sort of
a window of opportunity,
359
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,674
where your mood is a
little bit more manageable,
360
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,155
and you feel a little bit
lighter, a little bit better.
361
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,157
Maybe a little bit less prone
362
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,028
to like kind of
fall down that hole
363
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,162
that you're kind of starting in.
364
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,816
Keep up keep up with
positive thinking
365
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,818
because we're gonna give the
infusion of ketamine now.
366
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,037
Yeah, yeah.
So--
367
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,996
Yes, yes, thank you guys,
368
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,869
this thing is so dope.
369
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,088
I'm awesome.
370
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,526
I love you so much.
371
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,138
This is the fucking game.
372
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,793
And it's so fucking dope.
373
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,492
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,
374
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,015
wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait,
375
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:29,108
guys, guys, guys,
guys, ketamine.
376
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:40,467
We are so, love is love.
377
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,122
Life is life.
378
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,820
I'm happy you're happy.
379
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:49,084
No, stop it mother fucker.
380
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,651
No.
Okay David.
381
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:55,699
Stop, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
382
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,098
CHRISTINA: Lay down my love.
383
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,013
David we need to lay
you down, come on buddy.
384
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,799
Rest, good job, just rest.
Just relax.
385
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:09,931
Sit back and relax.
386
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:10,888
I've got to put the monitors on.
387
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,152
Yeah, just relax okay.
388
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:18,157
Ketamine is what we call
a dissociative anesthetic.
389
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,724
Psychiatrists, and
medicine is using it now,
390
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:25,686
for its rapid and acute
antidepressant facts.
391
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,778
There's a lot going
on with David.
392
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,519
There's a lot going on
393
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:36,871
both sort of psychologically/
kind of personality wise.
394
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,832
Also kind of childhood
wise, also brain wise.
395
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,660
So this is David's brain,
396
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,140
sort of at rest, when he was
just sitting in the scanner,
397
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,012
and not engaged in
any particular task.
398
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,753
What's notable about this scan
399
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,974
is that the anterior component
of his frontal cortex,
400
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,063
is smaller than
would be expected.
401
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:58,719
And sometimes that can happen
with psychiatric conditions.
402
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,634
Also, it can sort
of be the result
403
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,636
if there's been any
damage to the brain,
404
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:03,854
in terms of like a car accident,
405
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,029
traumatic brain injury.
406
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,727
CHRISTINA: Which he had, yeah.
407
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,685
MICHAEL: Frankly, his results
are like very complex.
408
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,339
CHRISTINA: Yeah, it was
like layers and layers.
409
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,993
Yeah, yes, I guess the
take home message for David
410
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:16,215
is that his brain isn't
connected in a typical way.
411
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:24,919
Our grandfather, Cliff Arquette,
412
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,747
was this comedian Charlie Weaver
413
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:30,185
who was on "Jack Paar's Show",
and "Hollywood Squares".
414
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,100
And then our father,
Lewis Arquette,
415
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:34,929
was a character actor.
416
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,018
He had parts on "The Waltons",
417
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,716
and he would do commercials.
418
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:44,199
My family moved to Virginia,
to move to a commune.
419
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,289
They started it with a
bunch of their friends,
420
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,595
and they wanted to kind of build
421
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,597
this little utopian society.
422
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,860
And David was born
there, on the commune,
423
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,601
no electricity, no bathroom,
424
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,994
I don't think there
was running water even.
425
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,866
I mean, my dad had
a lot of issues.
426
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,346
My mom had a lot of issues.
427
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,609
She was abusive to us
when we were little.
428
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,046
I mean, she choked
me to the point once,
429
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,962
where I started blacking out.
430
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,616
I think David was impacted
431
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:12,053
by feeling like he needed
to be the perfect son,
432
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,230
and cannot fix it, being
the best kid in the world.
433
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,623
You just can't.
434
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:22,324
DAVID: My dad was just like
my favorite funny person.
435
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,978
He died when I was 29.
436
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,635
I loved watching
wrestling with my dad,
437
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:32,203
and he actually did the voice
to Jimmy Superfly Snuka,
438
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,944
and he was one of my
favorite wrestlers.
439
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,772
You take one more
step toward her,
440
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:38,340
and you'll see why
they call me Superfly.
441
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,173
So I have this
promoter who called
442
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,784
about me doing a signing
in Richmond, Virginia.
443
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,657
So I'm gonna call him back.
444
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:53,703
CHRIS: Hey man, how are you?
445
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,139
I'm good, I'm so excited.
446
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,706
Thanks for thinking
of me for this thing.
447
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,099
CHRIS: Absolutely man,
448
00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,883
we've got the signing
going on for you.
449
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,668
Then we've got RXW,
we've got you there
450
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:04,323
it's one of the hottest
promotions on the East Coast.
451
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,108
Thanks man, well I'm excited.
452
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,110
I'm not sure I'm
allowed to fight yet,
453
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,113
but I can maybe get in the
ring, and crash talk someone.
454
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,810
CHRIS: Yeah man, we
can't wait to see you.
455
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:14,855
Okay, you too.
456
00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,205
Alright brother.
Bye.
457
00:22:19,207 --> 00:22:22,123
Okay, I guess that's good.
458
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,995
I'm not ready to
wrestle right now.
459
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,954
I'm in no shape,
460
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:29,304
one thing I don't
wanna do is go back
461
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,915
into the ring unprepared,
462
00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:34,396
not with the right
music, and gimmick,
463
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:38,748
and costume, and
persona, and who is it?
464
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:39,488
Who am I?
465
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,404
So we'll see how this goes.
466
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:43,927
It sounds a little shady.
467
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,368
Can you help me with, I
have to find some costumes.
468
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:54,111
So this is like a
fire retardant suit,
469
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,854
but this is not exactly the
kind of thing I'm looking for.
470
00:22:57,941 --> 00:23:00,857
And these are my
Blockbuster Awards.
471
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:03,120
The Drama Teachers Association
472
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:06,167
of Southern California,
High School Film Festival,
473
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:10,345
Individual Humorous Award,
second place .
474
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:11,955
Oh look, Kanye.
475
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,262
Yeah, Yeezy, Yeah, Yeezy.
476
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:25,012
I think this is the one
with the, yeah, oh yeah.
477
00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:32,019
So this is crazy wizards cave,
478
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:37,024
and I think if I
take this collar off,
479
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:39,809
I can do like a
Ric Flair kind of.
480
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:43,117
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
481
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,398
Hello, hi.
We've got a client.
482
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,052
Hi there.
I'm David.
483
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,314
Hi David, I'm Craig.
484
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:07,097
Hey Craig.
Mario, nice to meet you.
485
00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:08,185
What's up Mario?
486
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:09,926
What are we gonna do for you?
487
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:11,711
I'm going to a wrestling,
488
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:15,149
like a signing convention,
and I need to sign pictures.
489
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:17,064
Amazing, really?
Yeah, yeah.
490
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:18,021
Alright.
491
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,764
Can you help me?
Yeah.
492
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:26,856
Good, you are godlike.
493
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,075
You are the man.
494
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:33,907
♪ I know nothing
stays the same. ♪
495
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:35,474
Yeah.
496
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:36,866
♪ But if you're willing
to play the game ♪
497
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:37,998
Alright David, move
this way one step,
498
00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,913
perfect, perfect, right there.
499
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,263
Awesome, now look at
my light and position.
500
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:45,353
And on three, hold on
one, two and three.
501
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:48,095
Oh my goodness!
502
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,097
We got some flame action.
503
00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,838
This elbow here.
Okay.
504
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:54,275
And this goes underneath here.
505
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,538
Chin down, chin down, perfect!
506
00:24:56,625 --> 00:25:00,934
The other hand
off like .
507
00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,591
Perfect, you are the best
photographer I ever worked with.
508
00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,506
Thank you so much.
509
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,290
♪ Then you break a window ♪
510
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,858
Dad, well this is like the
dumbest idea I've ever heard.
511
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:14,164
One you're dressed
up like a wizard.
512
00:25:14,251 --> 00:25:17,124
I know, it's too wizardy,
I will take this off.
513
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:18,168
Oh my God!
514
00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:20,214
It's gonna be huge, right?
515
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:25,306
♪ I know nothing
stays the same. ♪
516
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:29,484
♪ But if you're willing
to play the game ♪
517
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,877
I'm just kind of sick
518
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,053
of being a joke to
be honest with you.
519
00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,623
If you're part of the joke,
520
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:40,582
it's not as painful as
if you are the joke.
521
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:46,327
Hollywood doesn't
take me seriously.
522
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:49,112
The sort of media thinks
I'm a bit of a joke.
523
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,333
I mean, a lot of these
people haven't seen
524
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,943
what I could do in a ring.
525
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,653
Okay, come on Scooter, let's go.
526
00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:47,431
He killed the business,
527
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:49,999
and a black belt that
a guy like Ric Flair,
528
00:26:50,086 --> 00:26:53,046
or Herley Race, Steam,
Ricky Steamboat,
529
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:56,223
hell honestly pisses me off.
530
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,399
'Cause the guys
that rode the roads,
531
00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:00,140
and do what we do right now,
532
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,403
busted their ass
for their families.
533
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,405
You know how many times
I've missed Christmas,
534
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:08,061
with my family, how many times
I've missed anniversaries?
535
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:09,671
And a guy from Hollywood,
536
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:12,239
gets to hold the greatest
title in the world.
537
00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:13,153
How much are they?
538
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,328
Ten I think.
539
00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,286
Thank you.
540
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,202
Yeah, that's so
cool, thank you man.
541
00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:20,334
You got it?
542
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,078
So tonight we're going to
a backyard wrestling thing,
543
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,383
but it's a real match.
544
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:27,646
You know what I mean?
545
00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:30,126
So I have all
these magic tricks,
546
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,780
like I have this
547
00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,477
like big stick I can make
appear out of nowhere.
548
00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:37,351
But it's pretty big, and
then I could hit him with it.
549
00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:43,531
'Cause it's the first person
that's invited me really.
550
00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:46,099
David has got a passion
for this business,
551
00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:49,450
and I like to see him
succeed in making a return
552
00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:53,019
to this sport, and having fun
doing what he loves to do.
553
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:55,586
And if I can do
anything to help him,
554
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,546
to get him where he needs
to be, I'm gonna do it.
555
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:09,644
I mean Smudger Man mainly
went with the elbow,
556
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,037
of the top--
557
00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:12,386
Yeah, right, off the
top rope brother.
558
00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:14,475
And man I miss him, I miss the--
559
00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:16,303
DAVID: I do too, he
was so great man.
560
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:19,698
Yeah, right, snap
that slim jim, right?
561
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:22,744
Yeah.
You know these guys granted,
562
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:26,052
they don't know
what they're doing.
563
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:28,228
You're gonna be back
in business again.
564
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:29,533
Thank you.
Brother, you're gonna
565
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,710
be in the ring,
redeeming yourself.
566
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:44,113
David Arqutte's gonna
learn a little thing
567
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,768
about respecting the business.
568
00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:48,335
Alright, when he steps
in this yard with us,
569
00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:51,120
we're serious about what we do,
570
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:52,556
he's gonna learn.
571
00:28:54,602 --> 00:28:56,778
Paying dues in order
to get where we are.
572
00:28:56,865 --> 00:28:58,301
So this is it?
573
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,174
Look, you got me, okay.
Okay.
574
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:02,262
It's backyard wrestling company,
575
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,524
but the main thing is here.
576
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:04,612
We're here to have fun.
577
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:05,569
Alright, you cool with that?
578
00:29:05,656 --> 00:29:07,093
Yeah, I love that fun,
579
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,355
I mean, I'm in the fun business.
580
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:09,443
Awesome, so what I just need
581
00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,749
for you to do is get changed,
582
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,054
whenever you're
ready, come on out.
583
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:13,186
I didn't think
there was gonna be
584
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,361
like thousands of people anyway,
585
00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:17,059
but I don't think
there's anybody here.
586
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:19,322
They're just a bunch
of kids having fun,
587
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:20,671
and I like to have fun.
588
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:22,804
So we'll be silly,
we'll have fun.
589
00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:25,415
I'm trying this new gimmick out,
590
00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:28,549
so it's time to
unleash the Magic Man.
591
00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:31,682
Introducing first, making
his way to the rings
592
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:35,295
from Prince George
Virginia, Elijah Wade.
593
00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:40,735
Let me hear you one more time.
594
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,395
Come on Eli.
595
00:29:48,482 --> 00:29:50,136
ELI: No, no, no.
596
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:54,531
CROWD: Come on Eli.
597
00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:57,404
CROWD: Let's go, let's go.
598
00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,232
CROWD: Holy shit!
599
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:04,280
Fuck you.
That's right, you tell him.
600
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:06,152
So the ring collapsed
at the bottom,
601
00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:08,589
so what we're gonna do,
is we're gonna jack it up,
602
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:10,330
get some two by
fours, and some tires,
603
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,245
and we're gonna get this
thing back on the road again.
604
00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,595
You crazy bastards have
been jumping and flipping
605
00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:15,857
all over on this damn thing,
606
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:17,293
and there was
never a bolt there?
607
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:18,729
I was in jail when
this was built.
608
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,472
It's comforting,
it's comforting.
609
00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:31,481
He's the NPYWA International
Heavyweight Champion.
610
00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:35,181
This is the extreme
massacre, Corey Jegere.
611
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:53,155
He is a former WCW champion,
612
00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:57,290
he is David Arquette.
613
00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,293
CROWD: Shut up, dude.
614
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,469
No, I am the Magic Man.
615
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:08,214
CROWD: Are you
serious right now?
616
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,520
I though you guys--
I am the Magic Man,
617
00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:11,652
Hollywood magic.
618
00:31:11,739 --> 00:31:12,653
CROWD: Oh my God--
619
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:13,959
I'm a star baby.
620
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,525
CROWD: This is sad David.
621
00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:16,787
You're not a real champion.
You're not a real,
622
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:17,876
this is sad.
623
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,967
Fucking pussy, get in here.
624
00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:25,622
Respect me, get in my
ring and respect me.
625
00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:27,755
CROWD: Don't kill yourself.
626
00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:28,799
Oh my God!
Can you do this,
627
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,236
can you get in the ring?
628
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,499
Magic Man made his
acting career disappear.
629
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,638
The magic got me big money.
630
00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:47,775
My magic is epic.
631
00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:00,222
He's choking.
632
00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:02,616
Let's go Hollywood,
633
00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:03,791
I thought you wanted this!
634
00:32:03,878 --> 00:32:05,358
This is what you want right?
635
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,490
To come back into
wrestling, right?
636
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:08,448
CROWD: He ain't ready.
637
00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:10,493
CROWD: He's not ready.
638
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:15,934
CROWD: Throw that piece
of trash out of here.
639
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,761
He's back holy shit.
640
00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:23,028
Let's go, come on.
641
00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:24,986
Let's go, come on.
642
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:26,031
Get in here.
643
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:27,423
CROWD: I think he's done.
644
00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:30,557
Bro, bro I think
he's done, seriously.
645
00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,472
Holy shit, oh damn.
646
00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,561
CROWD: Let's go.
647
00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:36,345
Oh, crap.
Come on.
648
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:37,868
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
649
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,740
CROWD: Oh my god.
650
00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:53,449
CROWD: Oh damn, no he's not.
651
00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,279
Bro.
Oh my God!
652
00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,065
Holy.
No.
653
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,980
No, no.
No, no, no.
654
00:33:08,943 --> 00:33:11,685
CROWD: That's right Hollywood.
655
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,081
CROWD: Are you
serious right now.
656
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:18,474
Are you alright brother?
657
00:33:51,116 --> 00:33:53,814
I feel like we gave him
a microcosm of wrestling,
658
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:55,381
like if he wants
to really get in,
659
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:57,035
he dealt with a shitty promoter,
660
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,862
who gassed his head up.
661
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:00,647
Gave all the promises
in the world,
662
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:02,431
and he came in here,
and got his ass whooped,
663
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:03,954
and didn't even get paid.
664
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,956
If that's not wrestling,
I don't know what is.
665
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,003
I hope he can learn about
what wrestling really is,
666
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,700
and get that heart for it,
667
00:34:10,787 --> 00:34:12,137
and come out here
every day like we do.
668
00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:14,443
I really hope he does.
669
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,541
Are you serious about
getting back in this sport?
670
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:28,588
Yeah.
Do you, I mean, seriously?
671
00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:32,548
Do you want to do what I do?
672
00:34:32,635 --> 00:34:34,681
Do you wanna do
what Ric Flair does?
673
00:34:34,768 --> 00:34:36,509
Do you wanna do what
Jimmy valiant does?
674
00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:38,641
Do you wanna do what's
in your heart to do?
675
00:34:38,728 --> 00:34:39,773
I do.
Okay.
676
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,906
Now let's get you some friend.
677
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,523
Don't make me get an
edge show you what to do.
678
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:51,872
'Cause you ain't gon like it
679
00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:53,047
if I got to get in
there and do it.
680
00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:59,662
Drop down, leap forward.
681
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,143
I know I need training,
682
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,798
And last night was like
a big example of that.
683
00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:07,148
I mean, I learned the hard way
684
00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:09,194
that you have to train.
685
00:35:09,281 --> 00:35:14,024
You have to wrestle
with professionals,
686
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,810
I mean, if you
wanna do it right.
687
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,077
Alright boys, y'all ready?
688
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:23,817
Let's do it.
689
00:35:25,688 --> 00:35:26,950
And you'll get to feel force.
690
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:28,343
You'll be doing
this, doing this,
691
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,475
all over sudden, you
know what's next,
692
00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,693
just nice and easy.
693
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:33,043
So that's number one.
Okay.
694
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,493
Y'all
need to lock it up,
695
00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:49,234
make it look good.
696
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:50,191
Arquette comes down here
and he thinks everything gon
697
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,236
be all peachy and cream.
698
00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:52,585
Arquette, when he got here,
699
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:54,152
he's all laughing and joking.
700
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,501
Well, you don't see him
laughing and joking now,
701
00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:56,937
he's sweating out there.
702
00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,678
He's waiting for a water break.
703
00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,507
He may not get a water
break today, alright?
704
00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:02,725
This ain't the movies.
705
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:03,770
We don't have stunt dummies,
706
00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:05,250
you do it yourself here.
707
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:07,774
So when he's out there,
he's learning, okay?
708
00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,384
He's learning.
709
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,169
I don't know what he
wants to get out of this.
710
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,822
But he's learning, and he's
learning the right way to do.
711
00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:14,781
So now he's got a good idea
of what it's really like
712
00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:18,088
to be in there
with the big boys.
713
00:36:59,347 --> 00:37:01,001
It felt really good to train.
714
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:06,136
Though I learned some of
that stuff 18 years ago,
715
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:11,229
I didn't have a training
session quite like that,
716
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,275
where it's really teaching
you the fundamentals.
717
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,018
What I love about
wrestling is the majesty,
718
00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:22,196
like it's a larger than life.
719
00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:26,853
It's this mythological world,
720
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:30,596
where there's the good
guys and the bad guys.
721
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:31,945
They're like gods.
722
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:36,863
It's funny, I've been watching
a lot of like old matches.
723
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:39,866
And it's all like
coming back to me,
724
00:37:39,953 --> 00:37:42,738
like why I fell in love with it.
725
00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:48,614
It occurred to me like when
I was watching Macho Man,
726
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:51,878
that I was in love
with Miss Elizabeth.
727
00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:55,360
Like she literally, she
looks like my wife too.
728
00:37:55,447 --> 00:37:57,187
She looks like Christina.
729
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,972
God bless you girl
730
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,986
CROWD: Are you
kidding me right now?
731
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:18,078
What are your feelings about
possibly me doing it again?
732
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:19,949
I don't like this.
733
00:38:20,036 --> 00:38:21,168
You don't like this idea.
734
00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:22,387
Why?
735
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,997
What are your thoughts Charlie?
736
00:38:24,084 --> 00:38:25,259
Should I wrestle again?
737
00:38:26,478 --> 00:38:29,698
Yeah.
That's my boy.
738
00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:33,876
How does Christina
feel about this?
739
00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:35,922
She's on the fence for sure.
740
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,271
He's afraid of growing old.
741
00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:39,926
I've loved wrestling
my whole life.
742
00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:41,406
I was looking online,
743
00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:43,930
and I'm pretty sure I
found myself ringside
744
00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:46,324
under The Giant match.
745
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:50,719
David, on top of the fact
746
00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:53,287
that it's like
really bad timing.
747
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:54,767
You haven't asked me?
748
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,464
You have to like ask me, right?
749
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:59,119
I know, I'm sort of asking
you right now, aren't I?
750
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:00,860
But that's a little unfair.
751
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:05,081
We can talk about it.
752
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,169
It sounds like a dream,
753
00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:07,606
it sounds like a dream,
754
00:39:07,693 --> 00:39:10,130
like you're dreaming,
it's not a reality.
755
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:11,000
I don't know why
I have to do it,
756
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:12,306
and I got to do it.
757
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,439
It's just something I gotta do.
758
00:39:14,526 --> 00:39:16,354
You don't know how
these guys treat me.
759
00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:32,108
How are you doing buddy.
760
00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:34,459
Not bad.
761
00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:36,286
I just started wrestling again,
762
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,811
and people are still
giving me crap.
763
00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:39,855
It's alright buddy,
764
00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,857
don't take it personally.
765
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:43,990
Easy for you to say.
766
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,035
Why do you think
they hate me so much?
767
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:53,216
Because you never deserved
to be the champion.
768
00:39:54,304 --> 00:39:55,567
COMMENTATOR: Did
David Arquette just,
769
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:57,090
David Arquette won
the world title.
770
00:39:57,177 --> 00:39:58,874
Yeah, why don't you mind
your own business pal?
771
00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:03,139
Yeah, well then let's
settle this in the ring.
772
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:07,100
We're ready,
773
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:08,362
tournament fighting background--
774
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,363
Get back.
775
00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:18,851
Must fight.
776
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:37,130
Elbow, it's going up top.
777
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:42,918
One, two, three.
778
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,403
COMMENTATOR: Did
David Arquette just,
779
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,752
What's going on here?
780
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:54,016
David Arquette won
the world title.
781
00:40:55,148 --> 00:40:56,018
NARRATOR: Diamond Dallas
Page tried to tell him
782
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:57,846
it was a bad idea.
783
00:40:57,933 --> 00:41:00,240
But beyond that, like,
what could we do about it?
784
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:01,502
The last thing on the planet,
785
00:41:01,589 --> 00:41:03,373
David Arquette wanted to do,
786
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,941
was become a Heavyweight
World Champion,
787
00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:07,987
'cause he actually
respected this sport.
788
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:10,946
And when they told me to
finish that day, I laughed.
789
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,426
I go and tell David, he's like,
790
00:41:12,513 --> 00:41:16,169
"No, no, dude, we
can't do that."
791
00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:18,911
It's the biggest disgrace in
professional wrestling history.
792
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,261
But I couldn't do it
because I have a booker
793
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:24,046
that tells me what
needs to be done.
794
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:27,833
So let me ask you, if
you were in his spot,
795
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,879
and they said, we're gonna
put the world title on you,
796
00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:33,142
we all know you
wouldn't do it, right?
797
00:41:37,582 --> 00:41:40,019
JERRY: Hello.
Hello, Jerry.
798
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:42,108
My BFF.
My BFF.
799
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:45,111
David has lost his
mind yet again.
800
00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:46,721
He's going down to Mexico
801
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:49,376
to train with the wrestler
Diamond Dallas page.
802
00:41:51,073 --> 00:41:52,771
I would feel better knowing
that you were there.
803
00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:55,121
David and Jerry met five
years ago with the Super Bowl.
804
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:58,951
Jerry was wearing first
responders Sandy Hook t-shirt.
805
00:41:59,038 --> 00:42:00,256
And David went up
to him and said,
806
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:01,170
"Do you have a ticket?"
807
00:42:01,257 --> 00:42:02,607
And Jerry said, "No."
808
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:03,564
And he said, "Do you
wanna go with me?"
809
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:04,652
And that's how they met.
810
00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:06,088
And they became best friends.
811
00:42:06,175 --> 00:42:08,917
Can you leave
tomorrow for Mexico?
812
00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,397
JERRY: 99% chance yes,
813
00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:12,138
I just gotta get the
permission from my boss
814
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:13,226
at the cop shop.
815
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,140
Okay.
I don't see
816
00:42:14,227 --> 00:42:15,881
it being a problem.
817
00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:17,447
Adios amigos.
818
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,632
Have you walked around?
819
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,155
No, I just got here man.
820
00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,984
Alright.
Look at that, look at that.
821
00:42:32,071 --> 00:42:34,334
Come on.
There's something in there.
822
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:35,640
It's pretty solid, right?
823
00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,250
Do you know how to lock up?
824
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,469
Don't do that.
825
00:42:40,732 --> 00:42:42,516
He's an actual cop.
826
00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:47,347
Get over here.
827
00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:51,090
That hurt.
828
00:43:02,754 --> 00:43:04,407
I need you to train
me how to wrestle.
829
00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:05,844
Why?
830
00:43:05,931 --> 00:43:07,019
Why do you want to
get back in the ring?
831
00:43:07,106 --> 00:43:08,063
Because it hurts,
832
00:43:08,150 --> 00:43:09,978
because it's been 18 years
833
00:43:10,065 --> 00:43:12,285
of people thinking I
disrespected the belt,
834
00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:15,375
and disrespected wrestling,
and I'd never meant to.
835
00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:18,073
I mean, I'm 46 years old.
836
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,509
I love wrestling.
837
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,947
I just really wanna
try it one more time.
838
00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:24,514
I just need some
guidance from you.
839
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,995
If you're willing
to walk the talk.
840
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,042
I'll guide you dude.
Thanks man.
841
00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,478
And get ready for the pitfalls,
842
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:32,697
'cause people are
gonna shit all over it.
843
00:43:32,784 --> 00:43:34,437
I know.
844
00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:48,408
When you get out there,
you'll remember all this.
845
00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,105
You can do it, little by little.
846
00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:51,585
That's what you're gonna learn.
847
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,065
And when you don't know,
848
00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:56,024
when you're working
out, ask, ask questions.
849
00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:57,069
You got this bro?
850
00:43:57,156 --> 00:43:58,418
Thanks bro .
851
00:44:12,693 --> 00:44:13,651
DDP center.
852
00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:17,742
Are you ready to train?
853
00:44:17,829 --> 00:44:19,657
Yeah man.
Okay, let's go.
854
00:44:20,832 --> 00:44:21,659
Lucha.
855
00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:30,232
Right there.
856
00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:34,019
I got you.
857
00:44:34,106 --> 00:44:35,020
You puke here,
858
00:44:35,107 --> 00:44:36,195
if you got to puke.
859
00:44:36,282 --> 00:44:37,413
Thanks.
Alright, throw up
860
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:38,371
right up in here.
861
00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:42,114
Wait shit,
862
00:44:43,811 --> 00:44:44,725
this leg up?
863
00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:46,161
Yeah.
This leg here.
864
00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:47,336
Yes.
Okay.
865
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:52,602
Fuck, one more time,
one time, sorry!
866
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,648
I got you, I'll
just jump up there.
867
00:44:54,735 --> 00:44:55,780
Just do it.
868
00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:57,477
I'll take care of you.
Okay.
869
00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:03,657
Even when you're throwing,
870
00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:05,615
you just throw close
one, and I'm ducking you.
871
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,356
Come on, come on.
872
00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:23,721
JERRY: There you go.
873
00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,218
This is street wrestling.
874
00:45:57,929 --> 00:45:59,365
I'm not gonna do
something out here, am I?
875
00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:01,106
Are you ready?
876
00:46:01,193 --> 00:46:02,237
Do I get wear a mask?
877
00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:06,459
Shit.
878
00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:40,885
Got me something?
879
00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:42,408
Thank you.
880
00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:43,365
No, no?
881
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,677
I didn't get anything.
882
00:46:53,506 --> 00:46:55,551
Sorry, I didn't get any money.
883
00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:57,205
Sorry, I didn't get any money.
884
00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:46,646
Are you ready?
885
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:47,690
Yeah, I guess so.
886
00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:49,431
Okay, you gotta be ready.
887
00:47:49,518 --> 00:47:50,563
I'm ready, I'm ready.
888
00:48:48,055 --> 00:48:49,839
Get that fucking chicken David,
889
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,972
get that fucking chicken.
890
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:54,670
I got it.
891
00:49:57,951 --> 00:50:00,475
Hey Dave, this is for life.
892
00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:04,088
You have earned this.
893
00:50:04,175 --> 00:50:07,526
Really man?
Yeah, you've earned it.
894
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:12,748
Oh man, this is
895
00:52:39,895 --> 00:52:42,637
You guys can shoot me
without my mask on now, so.
896
00:52:45,597 --> 00:52:47,729
Look at you, handsome guys.
897
00:52:48,730 --> 00:52:50,558
He needs a manager.
898
00:52:52,778 --> 00:52:55,650
Mr. Maldito gave
me his mask bro.
899
00:52:55,737 --> 00:52:58,131
Really.
Signed it, and gave me one.
900
00:52:58,218 --> 00:53:00,568
No.
So fucking dope.
901
00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:04,485
That's unbelievable bro,
that's an honor, right?
902
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,061
Fucking rattlesnakes, scorpions,
903
00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,544
fucking wrestling.
904
00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:38,084
Thank you so much.
905
00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:03,718
ALL: Lucha.
906
00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:13,641
Hi, how are you?
907
00:54:13,728 --> 00:54:15,295
Yeah, welcome back.
908
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:17,341
Good to see you
Wendy, thank you.
909
00:54:17,428 --> 00:54:18,298
You look good.
910
00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:19,691
Thank you.
Yeah.
911
00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:21,345
Thank you.
912
00:54:21,432 --> 00:54:23,608
I have a really big
announcement to make,
913
00:54:23,695 --> 00:54:25,914
and I'd like to make it here
on the "Wendy Williams Show".
914
00:54:29,048 --> 00:54:31,050
WENDY: Alright, go ahead.
915
00:54:31,137 --> 00:54:36,142
I'd like to announce my return
to professional wrestling.
916
00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:43,976
What is he doing?
917
00:54:46,195 --> 00:54:47,936
It's giving me major anxiety.
918
00:54:48,023 --> 00:54:50,809
And so, it's again his sternum
area, and it's really sore.
919
00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,767
He says it feels
like the same thing,
920
00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:54,073
that we called about in the past
921
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,117
with the ribs and everything.
922
00:54:55,204 --> 00:54:57,032
I have to go to my doctor,
923
00:54:57,119 --> 00:54:59,774
just to make sure that I don't
have any internal bleeding.
924
00:54:59,861 --> 00:55:01,298
DOCTOR: 'Cause we're really
looking at his lungs,
925
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,995
to see if he actually,
we can do a rib x-ray
926
00:55:03,082 --> 00:55:04,344
to look at the ribs, or--
927
00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:06,738
But I have to wrestle, so.
928
00:55:06,825 --> 00:55:08,305
I'll get just to
know if I'm bleeding.
929
00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:10,263
NURSE: Did you have
a car accident?
930
00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:12,831
A what?
Car accident, or.
931
00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:16,617
No I'm a wrestler, and I
had a wrestling injury.
932
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,185
Mr. Arquette.
Yeah, hi.
933
00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:21,274
Good, how are you?
934
00:55:21,361 --> 00:55:24,103
Obviously, we know you
had several fractures
935
00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:26,279
in your ribs from the
CAT scan report itself.
936
00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:27,802
Right.
That were actually
937
00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:29,369
very small, but significant.
938
00:55:29,456 --> 00:55:31,284
If the ribs actually break,
939
00:55:31,371 --> 00:55:32,894
they can actually
puncture your lung
940
00:55:32,981 --> 00:55:35,419
which is what gets
even more concerning.
941
00:55:35,506 --> 00:55:36,768
If you actually puncture a lung,
942
00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:38,683
or actually bleed
into your lungs.
943
00:55:39,771 --> 00:55:41,294
So--
But I'm cleared to fight?
944
00:55:50,521 --> 00:55:53,132
It gives, it's not
like hitting concrete,
945
00:55:53,219 --> 00:55:54,133
because it does give.
946
00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,830
We own this?
947
00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,266
Yeah, you own this.
948
00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:08,974
This is the right way.
949
00:56:20,202 --> 00:56:21,943
But he's always loved wrestling.
950
00:56:23,510 --> 00:56:25,033
He did this a long time ago.
951
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,340
What is it, is it circus?
952
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,297
What is it?
953
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:29,037
Showing your strength?
954
00:56:29,124 --> 00:56:29,951
What is it?
955
00:56:30,038 --> 00:56:31,300
The wrestling thing,
956
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,259
I still don't
understand it, really.
957
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:34,347
He's passionate about it,
958
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:35,870
so you just send good vibes,
959
00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:37,437
and know that he's
gonna be okay.
960
00:56:44,923 --> 00:56:45,967
If you're just joining us,
961
00:56:46,054 --> 00:56:47,360
I'm calling out David Arquette.
962
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:49,014
I don't know what your deal is.
963
00:56:49,101 --> 00:56:50,363
You think you're better than me.
964
00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:51,886
You think you're
a better wrestler?
965
00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:54,106
You played Dr. Tucker,
in "Muppets from Space".
966
00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:55,324
I think you overacted,
967
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:57,196
and you brought down the film.
968
00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:58,850
Why are you calling me out bro?
969
00:56:58,937 --> 00:57:01,069
I didn't do anything.
970
00:57:01,156 --> 00:57:02,767
I elevated the muppet movie.
971
00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:05,378
We got David Arquette,
972
00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:06,988
he was at the "350
Days" premiere.
973
00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:09,034
And all of a sudden he's
just like posing pictures,
974
00:57:09,121 --> 00:57:11,906
and RJ City comes up,
starts like pushing him,
975
00:57:11,993 --> 00:57:13,821
and then they get
into a little scuffle
976
00:57:13,908 --> 00:57:15,388
on the red carpet.
977
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:17,042
PRESENTER: I'm confused.
978
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:20,480
It's nice and warm.
979
00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:23,483
Here we go.
980
00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:30,534
Talula is duct for
wrestlers in the cupboard?
981
00:57:30,621 --> 00:57:32,449
TALULA: Yeah, the second shelf.
982
00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:38,019
Is there any body kind
983
00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:41,109
of like sheen you could put on?
984
00:57:41,196 --> 00:57:42,459
Oh, don't worry about that.
985
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,983
Okay, I think my
favorite scene is,
986
00:57:45,070 --> 00:57:46,332
probably everyone's
favorite scene.
987
00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:48,508
But when you're
with Rose McGowan,
988
00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:49,988
just that whole scene,
989
00:57:50,075 --> 00:57:52,251
how you say you took
Spanish a bunch of time.
990
00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:54,079
Or like when she
takes her shirt off,
991
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:55,515
for an object.
For an object.
992
00:58:03,218 --> 00:58:05,046
I feel like I'm melting.
993
00:58:05,133 --> 00:58:06,483
I am melting.
994
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,010
How are you guys?
995
00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:14,099
Who is that person?
996
00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:17,102
No it's so scary.
997
00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:18,059
Come here baby.
998
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,106
It's a ridiculous
world I'm in right now.
999
00:58:22,455 --> 00:58:23,935
What are you going to do
when you go to your movie,
1000
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:25,023
and you show up like that?
1001
00:58:25,110 --> 00:58:30,115
Oh shit, I forgot about that.
1002
00:58:43,345 --> 00:58:44,956
The wrestling
world remembers him
1003
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,959
for being the WCW World
Heavyweight Championship,
1004
00:58:48,046 --> 00:58:50,004
that he won 18 years ago.
1005
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:52,441
And making his entering
return, here at Championship--
1006
00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,532
It's sport, no matter
what anyone says.
1007
00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:57,534
But it's just a
theatrical sport.
1008
00:58:58,491 --> 00:59:00,101
It's like a play on steroids.
1009
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,278
When wrestlers win titles,
1010
00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:06,586
it's like if you are in a
play, and you were the king,
1011
00:59:06,673 --> 00:59:07,892
and you were so proud,
1012
00:59:07,979 --> 00:59:09,328
and you thought it was so real
1013
00:59:09,415 --> 00:59:11,504
that you took the
crown home and wore it,
1014
00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:12,505
what are you doing?
1015
00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:14,115
This is a show.
1016
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:17,336
Let's all calm down United
States, let's relax.
1017
00:59:17,423 --> 00:59:19,164
DIRECTOR: So yeah, I think
so you drop your robe,
1018
00:59:19,251 --> 00:59:20,513
streamers on the steps,
1019
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,427
drop the robe.
Throw them out
1020
00:59:21,514 --> 00:59:22,950
to the sides of the--
1021
00:59:23,037 --> 00:59:24,256
DIRECTOR: Yeah, half
will go to the people,
1022
00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:25,518
half will go towards
the entrance.
1023
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,258
That will look cool.
Is it good
1024
00:59:26,345 --> 00:59:27,520
at the people, or not?
1025
00:59:27,607 --> 00:59:28,434
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay, good.
1026
00:59:28,521 --> 00:59:29,522
And then from there,
1027
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:30,871
you take them off,
1028
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:31,959
and you get on the
pedestal, right?
1029
00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:32,830
And I put my hand down here,
1030
00:59:32,917 --> 00:59:34,222
and when my head,
1031
00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,616
when I strike the
Michelangelo's pose,
1032
00:59:36,703 --> 00:59:38,357
I come down on through.
One, two, three.
1033
00:59:38,444 --> 00:59:39,532
I fucking cross check him off,
1034
00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:41,621
he goes rolling right out.
1035
00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:48,149
I don't know what just
happened, I'm lost.
1036
00:59:49,455 --> 00:59:51,283
You whipped me with a belt.
1037
00:59:53,111 --> 00:59:54,068
What is he doing?
1038
00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:55,330
This is fucking horrible.
1039
00:59:55,417 --> 00:59:56,331
He goes to get up those steps,
1040
00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:57,289
I whip him again.
1041
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,814
I say ring the
bell, ring the bell.
1042
01:00:00,901 --> 01:00:03,382
And I go, I charge
and sweep you,
1043
01:00:03,469 --> 01:00:06,603
and I started pounding on you.
1044
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:07,604
You push me off,
1045
01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:10,084
we do a slip slam.
1046
01:00:17,135 --> 01:00:19,485
I pick it up, I celebrate,
1047
01:00:19,572 --> 01:00:21,966
turn around and you
poke me in the eye.
1048
01:00:23,315 --> 01:00:24,229
I can't see,
1049
01:00:24,316 --> 01:00:26,231
you scrape my back.
1050
01:00:26,318 --> 01:00:29,234
I turn around, you started
beating the shit out of me.
1051
01:00:34,239 --> 01:00:36,328
And I stumbled toward
the middle of the ring,
1052
01:00:36,415 --> 01:00:38,199
and you double x headed me.
1053
01:00:43,814 --> 01:00:46,338
And you get me, and
whip me in the corner,
1054
01:00:46,425 --> 01:00:48,166
when you're done, you slap me.
1055
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,130
That kind of wakes me up.
1056
01:00:56,217 --> 01:00:57,175
Whoa, wait a sec.
1057
01:00:58,089 --> 01:01:00,178
What the fuck is going on?
1058
01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:01,483
COMMENTATOR: He's fired up,
1059
01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,398
he spins me around,
slaps me back.
1060
01:01:04,835 --> 01:01:06,010
That slap is a big like--
1061
01:01:06,097 --> 01:01:07,533
Yeah, you mother.
1062
01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:10,579
I turn him around,
dirty back chop.
1063
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,146
And then he goes,
1064
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:13,757
gives me back elbow.
1065
01:01:13,844 --> 01:01:15,410
Hits me in the gut.
1066
01:01:15,497 --> 01:01:17,543
Hits me with another chop,
and the big fore arm,
1067
01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:19,676
"It's cool I'm doing it."
1068
01:01:20,807 --> 01:01:22,200
And then you cut me
off with the knee.
1069
01:01:23,114 --> 01:01:25,464
You put me up in a Piledriver.
1070
01:01:25,551 --> 01:01:26,639
Rip his head off.
1071
01:01:26,726 --> 01:01:28,554
I wiggle out, and I--
1072
01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:30,469
Just kick my head off,
1073
01:01:30,556 --> 01:01:31,339
right under my chin.
1074
01:01:31,426 --> 01:01:32,427
I've got my hand,
1075
01:01:32,514 --> 01:01:33,341
I'm saying, I got my hand up.
1076
01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:34,473
Just aim, and like--
1077
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,344
Yeah, I get an idea, the corner.
1078
01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:42,089
AUDIENCE: David,
David, David, David.
1079
01:01:43,569 --> 01:01:46,659
I go for my crown,
and I jump down.
1080
01:01:52,534 --> 01:01:54,536
That's gonna be
really, really good.
1081
01:01:54,623 --> 01:01:59,628
Boom, one, two, three.
1082
01:02:01,369 --> 01:02:06,070
Here is your winner, RJ City.
1083
01:02:07,419 --> 01:02:09,813
COMMENTATOR: RJ City,
upsetting the big return.
1084
01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:15,209
Okay, we're gonna get you
some ice for that, dude.
1085
01:02:15,296 --> 01:02:16,645
Nice.
That was dope.
1086
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,169
Thank you.
1087
01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:20,214
Thanks bro, and thank
you for all your help.
1088
01:02:20,301 --> 01:02:22,173
Wrestling is not fake guys,
1089
01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:23,740
wrestling is not fake.
1090
01:02:26,264 --> 01:02:27,134
That was fucking,
1091
01:02:27,221 --> 01:02:28,005
look at me, come here.
1092
01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:29,354
That was amazing.
1093
01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:32,313
Hi guys, I know.
1094
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,228
His back is just like.
1095
01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:36,361
I know that's bad.
1096
01:02:36,448 --> 01:02:38,232
Oh my God, should
we get you the--
1097
01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:39,320
Did you like the show though?
1098
01:02:39,407 --> 01:02:40,234
Did you like the whole thing?
1099
01:02:40,321 --> 01:02:41,583
The show was amazing,
1100
01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:42,889
but we were just
worried about you.
1101
01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:44,021
Can I get five
pictures with you,
1102
01:02:44,108 --> 01:02:45,718
that's all I want
if that's okay?
1103
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,853
Got a house full of
people chanting your name.
1104
01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:51,855
I know.
It begs the question,
1105
01:02:51,942 --> 01:02:53,378
are we gonna see you back
1106
01:02:53,465 --> 01:02:54,858
in Championship
Wrestling from Hollywood?
1107
01:02:54,945 --> 01:02:55,815
I'll be back,
1108
01:02:57,295 --> 01:02:59,166
I just don't know if
I'll be in the ring.
1109
01:03:00,298 --> 01:03:01,473
Thank you bro.
Put some pressure on it.
1110
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:02,561
I know.
You gotta squeeze
1111
01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:04,389
it out of there.
1112
01:03:04,476 --> 01:03:05,390
As the match progressed,
1113
01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:06,826
he got more comfortable,
1114
01:03:06,913 --> 01:03:08,132
and more confident
in what he was doing.
1115
01:03:08,219 --> 01:03:10,134
But the more
repetitions he gets,
1116
01:03:10,221 --> 01:03:11,788
the easier that's gonna be,
1117
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,180
where he could just be
confident the whole time,
1118
01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:14,399
and come out with
that stage presence,
1119
01:03:14,486 --> 01:03:17,532
and just own the moment.
1120
01:03:22,494 --> 01:03:24,844
Last night mom was
the most insane thing
1121
01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:26,498
in the whole world.
1122
01:03:26,585 --> 01:03:28,195
But like, it's
very entertaining.
1123
01:03:28,282 --> 01:03:30,458
I'm like, a lot less
embarrassed than I was before.
1124
01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:31,677
It was kind of fun.
1125
01:03:35,463 --> 01:03:36,856
Oh, he's a wizard.
1126
01:03:36,943 --> 01:03:38,771
No, he's not a wizard.
1127
01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:40,773
What's wrong with you?
1128
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:41,643
I don't like any of this.
1129
01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,645
Look at dad,
1130
01:03:43,732 --> 01:03:45,430
look at him killing it.
1131
01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:46,823
Oh God, I think it's just bad
1132
01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:47,606
for any one of your
bones in your body.
1133
01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:50,304
No, I like it.
1134
01:03:50,391 --> 01:03:51,697
What happens if you break
your neck or something?
1135
01:03:51,784 --> 01:03:54,308
I don't know, yeah.
1136
01:03:54,395 --> 01:03:57,703
One of my favorites moments
was Coco flipping them off.
1137
01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:00,314
She was so upset.
1138
01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:01,272
It's very real,
1139
01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:02,490
it's very painful.
1140
01:04:02,577 --> 01:04:04,188
It's realer than I ever knew.
1141
01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:07,234
It's so hard.
1142
01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:09,802
I can't believe these
guys do this all the time.
1143
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,717
And like travel all the time.
1144
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,026
When I went out there,
1145
01:04:16,113 --> 01:04:18,767
I'm not David the
Hollywood fuck up
1146
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,465
that some people think I am.
1147
01:04:26,558 --> 01:04:29,953
David, your brother,
Arquette is now wrestling.
1148
01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,476
He had a heart attack,
1149
01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:32,651
and now he's wrestling.
1150
01:04:32,738 --> 01:04:33,782
When did he have a heart attack?
1151
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:34,653
I didn't know that.
1152
01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:35,480
Yeah, he did.
1153
01:04:35,567 --> 01:04:36,611
How long ago?
1154
01:04:36,698 --> 01:04:37,569
A year ago, year and a half ago.
1155
01:04:37,656 --> 01:04:38,700
I did not know that.
1156
01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:40,224
Yeah.
Wow, does it make
1157
01:04:40,311 --> 01:04:41,268
you nervous to watch him?
1158
01:04:41,355 --> 01:04:42,661
Yeah, it really scares me.
1159
01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:45,272
So I actually don't
watch the matches.
1160
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:47,492
Because it would
terrify me too much.
1161
01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:53,367
Really, I'm just like
blown away by everything.
1162
01:04:53,454 --> 01:04:54,629
He's lost 50 pounds,
1163
01:04:54,716 --> 01:04:56,631
he's quit smoking, drinking.
1164
01:04:56,718 --> 01:04:57,806
He looks like a superhero.
1165
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,721
So there's like an element of it
1166
01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:01,462
that I'm like, this is great,
1167
01:05:01,549 --> 01:05:03,682
he's getting healthy, and
taking good care of himself.
1168
01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:04,988
But then you put in the layer
1169
01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:06,424
of like you're getting beat up
1170
01:05:06,511 --> 01:05:07,860
and thrown around in
the wrestling ring
1171
01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:10,384
by a bunch of wrestlers,
which is not safe.
1172
01:05:10,471 --> 01:05:12,691
I didn't expect him to work
this hard to be honest.
1173
01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:13,866
I thought this was
just gonna be like,
1174
01:05:13,953 --> 01:05:15,563
"Oh yeah, I'll go to the gym,
1175
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:17,391
"and then bounce off
around in the ring."
1176
01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:19,654
And he's like really a wrestler.
1177
01:05:19,741 --> 01:05:21,352
David has a lot of buzz
around him right now.
1178
01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:23,136
So it's kind of cool,
1179
01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:25,791
like the wrestling world's
opening up their arms to David,
1180
01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:28,359
and wanting him to come
to a lot of events.
1181
01:05:29,664 --> 01:05:31,884
Indy fans are the diehard fans,
1182
01:05:31,971 --> 01:05:35,975
they're the lifeblood of
the wrestling business.
1183
01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:37,498
And so to redeem,
1184
01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:39,022
to get the respect
of the Indie fans,
1185
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:42,286
I mean, that's a true
redemption right there.
1186
01:05:42,373 --> 01:05:45,811
My whole life kind of revolves
around wrestling sometimes.
1187
01:05:46,725 --> 01:05:48,379
I'm here in Chicago,
1188
01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:51,773
coming to watch the
greatest wrestler,
1189
01:05:51,860 --> 01:05:54,776
David Arquette, team
up with RJ city.
1190
01:05:54,863 --> 01:05:56,387
I can't believe I'm here.
1191
01:06:19,584 --> 01:06:22,456
AUDIENCE: Let's go David, yeah.
1192
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,418
Thank you man.
1193
01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:52,051
COMMENTATOR: He spit up
right at David Arquette.
1194
01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:56,708
Putting on great athletic
competition, David Arquette.
1195
01:06:58,927 --> 01:07:02,366
Yeah, do you want me
to pick the right size?
1196
01:07:12,158 --> 01:07:15,466
♪ Happy Birthday to-- ♪
1197
01:07:17,903 --> 01:07:19,774
Where is that nice
hat I gave you?
1198
01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:21,646
That hat is in the dumpster,
1199
01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:23,082
with all your DVDs.
1200
01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:34,006
COMMENTATOR: Right through
the heart of Arquette.
1201
01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,714
I'll shoot you.
1202
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:58,596
COMMENTATOR: Turning
him over, Arquette.
1203
01:08:13,872 --> 01:08:15,439
It's not so bad.
1204
01:08:16,222 --> 01:08:17,702
He is 46 years old,
1205
01:08:17,789 --> 01:08:19,095
he is so impressive.
1206
01:08:21,271 --> 01:08:22,054
COMMENTATOR: Arquette--
1207
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:23,447
That's impressive.
1208
01:08:23,534 --> 01:08:24,709
That was amazing.
1209
01:08:30,236 --> 01:08:32,151
You never know
what's gonna happen
1210
01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:34,197
at these kind of
shows, with the crowd.
1211
01:08:34,284 --> 01:08:36,068
They can be very unpredictable.
1212
01:08:36,155 --> 01:08:38,897
I mean, they could have booed
David out of the building.
1213
01:08:38,984 --> 01:08:40,116
This is for real,
1214
01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:41,552
and he's really doing it,
1215
01:08:41,639 --> 01:08:42,988
and I think that's
the buzz I'm hearing.
1216
01:08:43,075 --> 01:08:44,555
Put it in.
Squeeze it in.
1217
01:08:49,299 --> 01:08:51,779
Does it look all right?
Let me put--
1218
01:08:53,999 --> 01:08:54,869
'Cause I'm a wrestler,
1219
01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,480
but I'm also bad crafty.
1220
01:08:59,309 --> 01:09:01,659
I don't know if these
glasses are a good idea
1221
01:09:01,746 --> 01:09:03,835
NARRATOR: What's gonna
happen to Arquette out there?
1222
01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,750
Death man, and destruction.
1223
01:09:12,844 --> 01:09:14,933
Yeah, the kid's fucked up,
1224
01:09:15,020 --> 01:09:16,804
it's pretty bad dude.
1225
01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:20,808
Everybody looks clean as fuck.
1226
01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:41,873
He's gonna fucking die,
1227
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,092
Nick fucking Gage all day.
1228
01:09:56,888 --> 01:09:58,629
Nick fucking Gage.
1229
01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:01,284
How about that?
1230
01:10:01,371 --> 01:10:03,721
AUDIENCE: Come on Nick.
1231
01:10:20,259 --> 01:10:25,221
Let's get ready to rumble.
1232
01:10:32,271 --> 01:10:33,141
What was that?
1233
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:38,146
That was a glass bottle.
1234
01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:55,251
Oh geez.
1235
01:11:00,908 --> 01:11:05,913
Holy shit.
1236
01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:32,348
One, two, three.
1237
01:13:23,268 --> 01:13:24,965
REPORTER: David
Arquette hospitalized
1238
01:13:25,052 --> 01:13:26,967
after a wrestling
match, deathmatch.
1239
01:13:27,054 --> 01:13:28,142
Shocking.
What you're about
1240
01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:29,927
to see what David Arquette.
1241
01:13:31,102 --> 01:13:32,538
REPORTER: The graphic video--
1242
01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:34,018
I think David Arquette
started to freak out.
1243
01:13:34,105 --> 01:13:35,149
I don't think that
David Arquette need
1244
01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:36,586
to go back to the film industry.
1245
01:13:36,673 --> 01:13:37,935
REPORTER: Well I'm
sitting here watching
1246
01:13:38,022 --> 01:13:40,894
these two dumb,
stupid motherfuckers,
1247
01:13:40,981 --> 01:13:42,635
obviously these people
are fully trained
1248
01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:45,464
from using fucking gimmicks
that won't work with them.
1249
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:48,032
Well to put your body in
the line, to that extent.
1250
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:49,512
It's a steep price to pay.
1251
01:13:49,599 --> 01:13:51,078
One of the scariest
things I've ever seen
1252
01:13:51,165 --> 01:13:52,906
in all my years as
a wrestling fan.
1253
01:13:52,993 --> 01:13:54,125
We almost saw a man die
1254
01:13:54,212 --> 01:13:56,214
in the middle of the ring.
1255
01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:58,390
REPORTER: Did you hear the
shit Joe Rogan was talking.
1256
01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:00,174
David Arquette is wrestling?
1257
01:14:00,261 --> 01:14:01,567
Yeah.
Did you know this?
1258
01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:03,395
Oh, Jesus Christ,
that guy stabbed him
1259
01:14:03,482 --> 01:14:04,918
in the fucking head.
1260
01:14:05,005 --> 01:14:07,355
He just got sober
a few years ago,
1261
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:10,097
and he's doing this to
keep life exciting for him.
1262
01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:11,534
You know what I mean?
1263
01:14:11,621 --> 01:14:13,231
And I just--
Is that why he's doing it,
1264
01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:14,145
or he just doesn't have
any movie roles coming in?
1265
01:15:04,064 --> 01:15:06,589
The idea of sort of
getting back into wrestling
1266
01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:09,592
to a physician, or
mental health clinician
1267
01:15:09,679 --> 01:15:13,334
that's a red flag, right?
1268
01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:17,208
Because pain it's a
trigger for a relapse.
1269
01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:30,395
He hasn't been training.
1270
01:15:30,482 --> 01:15:32,136
There was such a high hopes
1271
01:15:32,223 --> 01:15:34,138
that something like
wrestling would
1272
01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:37,576
be used in a way to
really get healthy.
1273
01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:39,622
And it's like what
the fuck is going on?
1274
01:15:39,709 --> 01:15:43,974
Like, what is the
point of all of this?
1275
01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:48,456
It's so strange that right
after that deathmatch,
1276
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:52,330
David's life, just
kind of became unglued.
1277
01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:57,248
One of his dear friends, Luke
Perry, passed away suddenly.
1278
01:15:57,335 --> 01:16:00,643
And the irony is that,
at that deathmatch,
1279
01:16:00,730 --> 01:16:03,210
Luke was the one taking
him to the hospital,
1280
01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,561
and in the car with him.
1281
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:11,654
He is a fucking mess.
1282
01:16:11,741 --> 01:16:14,047
Two years ago, it's
a heart attack.
1283
01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:16,267
A year later, it's a deathmatch.
1284
01:16:16,354 --> 01:16:18,530
So what does that
mean for next year?
1285
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:20,445
Is he gonna be here next year?
1286
01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:25,015
I'm just like, worried
he's gonna die.
1287
01:16:26,625 --> 01:16:29,367
It's really the big issue here,
1288
01:16:29,454 --> 01:16:30,716
is that he's gonna die,
1289
01:16:30,803 --> 01:16:32,370
and our marriage
does not survive.
1290
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,205
I'm a mess, bro.
1291
01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:43,033
I'm a fucking mess.
1292
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:45,383
I've been a mess my whole life,
1293
01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:48,081
and I'll probably be a
mess the rest of my life,
1294
01:16:48,168 --> 01:16:50,606
even if I was stone cold sober.
1295
01:16:53,696 --> 01:16:56,350
I'm just a piece of work.
1296
01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:05,446
Christina is away
producing her first film,
1297
01:17:05,533 --> 01:17:07,623
and I'm here just
watching Miss Elizabeth.
1298
01:17:12,497 --> 01:17:14,368
So it's kind of tough.
1299
01:17:20,157 --> 01:17:21,506
So the crazy thing is,
1300
01:17:21,593 --> 01:17:25,553
I have this one match
with Mr. Anderson.
1301
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,078
And it's at the
Legends of Wrestling,
1302
01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:30,733
the same event that I was
kicked out of last year.
1303
01:17:30,820 --> 01:17:33,431
So I'm excited to be invited.
1304
01:17:33,518 --> 01:17:37,740
Mr. Anderson just thinks
I'm a bit of a joke,
1305
01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,524
and isn't taking me seriously.
1306
01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:43,571
So it's one last time I
have to really prove myself,
1307
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,703
and show someone that
1308
01:17:49,534 --> 01:17:51,536
I got what it takes,
I'm not scared of him.
1309
01:17:51,623 --> 01:17:53,407
I'm not scared of anyone.
1310
01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:08,161
I do understand why
people got upset.
1311
01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:12,688
But I've always wanted
to jump into the ring.
1312
01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:16,909
Being part of a world
1313
01:18:16,996 --> 01:18:18,737
that I've always
loved and respected.
1314
01:18:18,824 --> 01:18:19,869
COMMENTATOR: David
Arquette is in the ring.
1315
01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:22,045
These people are heroes of mine.
1316
01:18:24,264 --> 01:18:27,615
The match where I wrestled
Jeff Jarrett and DDP.
1317
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,053
That was one of the
greatest days of my life.
1318
01:18:39,366 --> 01:18:41,760
I like to think that good
people will always come
1319
01:18:41,847 --> 01:18:43,457
out on top in the end.
1320
01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:02,520
♪ I did it all for
the nookie, come on ♪
1321
01:19:02,607 --> 01:19:03,782
♪ The nookie, come on ♪
1322
01:19:03,869 --> 01:19:05,044
♪ So you can take that cookie ♪
1323
01:19:05,131 --> 01:19:06,219
♪ And stick it up your, yeah. ♪
1324
01:19:06,306 --> 01:19:07,351
♪ Stick it up your, yeah ♪
1325
01:19:07,438 --> 01:19:10,746
♪ Stick it up your, yeah ♪
1326
01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:17,840
Wrestling greats will be in town
1327
01:19:17,927 --> 01:19:19,667
for the Legends of
Wrestling event.
1328
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,713
You know who else will be there.
1329
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,629
Well wrestler, and
actor David Arquette,
1330
01:19:24,716 --> 01:19:25,673
how are you?
1331
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:26,718
Looking good, how are you?
1332
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:28,111
It's good seeing you again.
1333
01:19:28,198 --> 01:19:28,851
This is the most fit
you've ever been.
1334
01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:29,634
That's right.
1335
01:19:29,721 --> 01:19:30,330
Lost the weight.
1336
01:19:30,417 --> 01:19:34,770
Yeah.
1337
01:19:37,642 --> 01:19:38,774
Let me tell you what.
1338
01:19:42,952 --> 01:19:46,564
After tomorrow, he's gonna
fucking reevaluate everything.
1339
01:19:46,651 --> 01:19:51,177
I'm sick and tired.
1340
01:19:51,264 --> 01:19:52,483
I'm coming for you David.
1341
01:19:53,614 --> 01:19:54,920
I'm coming.
1342
01:19:55,007 --> 01:19:56,313
COMMENTATOR: Right
fans, here we are,
1343
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,141
one of the biggest
events of the year,
1344
01:19:58,228 --> 01:19:59,490
Legends of Wrestling,
1345
01:19:59,577 --> 01:20:00,534
at the Fraser Hockeyland Arena,
1346
01:20:00,621 --> 01:20:03,320
10,000 fans in attendance,
1347
01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:04,756
to see this main event,
1348
01:20:04,843 --> 01:20:08,499
as Ken Anderson takes
on David Arquette.
1349
01:20:10,631 --> 01:20:11,850
It's great to be back here.
1350
01:20:11,937 --> 01:20:13,634
I remember last year,
1351
01:20:13,721 --> 01:20:15,201
met David right out here,
1352
01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:16,507
right on the parking lot.
1353
01:20:17,725 --> 01:20:20,859
But he just seemed out of it.
1354
01:20:20,946 --> 01:20:22,774
I don't know if he was drunk,
1355
01:20:22,861 --> 01:20:25,168
but he was just, I don't know.
1356
01:20:25,255 --> 01:20:27,170
And I know he's gotten
into good shape,
1357
01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:28,562
not like this.
1358
01:20:28,649 --> 01:20:31,435
But David Arquette
is the real thing.
1359
01:20:33,437 --> 01:20:34,351
And he's my buddy.
1360
01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,851
You suck.
You shut up.
1361
01:21:18,047 --> 01:21:20,658
David Arquette as
a wrestler, sucks.
1362
01:21:20,745 --> 01:21:24,749
David Arquette should never
hold a title again, ever.
1363
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:29,885
One, two, three.
1364
01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:10,376
COMMENTATOR: And here
comes David Arquette,
1365
01:23:10,463 --> 01:23:13,771
entering into the arena, full
of thousands screaming fans,
1366
01:23:13,858 --> 01:23:17,688
for this main event
against Mr. Ken Anderson.
1367
01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:20,125
David Arquette
accompanied to the ring
1368
01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:22,432
by the lovely Ms. Christina.
1369
01:23:36,707 --> 01:23:39,579
Using his size and
experience, Arquette,
1370
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:42,365
wait a minute, wait a minute
1371
01:23:42,452 --> 01:23:46,108
Arquette has Anderson
into a hammer lock,
1372
01:23:46,195 --> 01:23:49,067
and each touch
Anderson, sweating,
1373
01:23:50,721 --> 01:23:51,983
and oh my God.
1374
01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:54,942
Okay, now we're
coming up, come on.
1375
01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:24,972
David Arquette
with a drop launch.
1376
01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:29,499
One, two, three.
1377
01:24:32,589 --> 01:24:34,852
COMMENTATOR: The fans
are on their feet,
1378
01:24:34,939 --> 01:24:39,117
showing respect for David
Arquette, and so is Booker T,
1379
01:24:39,204 --> 01:24:41,859
the Hall of Famer, Booker T,
1380
01:24:41,946 --> 01:24:45,689
raising the hand
of David Arquette.
1381
01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:54,393
The respect of the
fans here tonight.
1382
01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:12,107
David.
1383
01:26:12,297 --> 01:26:14,734
This forever to me will
be a special night.
1384
01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:18,564
My dad had grew up
loving wrestling,
1385
01:26:18,651 --> 01:26:20,087
and he was super into it.
1386
01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,263
He was always very supportive.
1387
01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:22,786
He'd come to all the shows,
1388
01:26:22,873 --> 01:26:26,268
so it was awesome
for me to be able
1389
01:26:26,355 --> 01:26:27,834
to share this with David.
1390
01:26:29,619 --> 01:26:31,534
And I almost cried
there at the end,
1391
01:26:31,621 --> 01:26:32,839
and I think I did a little bit.
1392
01:26:32,926 --> 01:26:34,928
But I wasn't really
expecting that,
1393
01:26:37,366 --> 01:26:38,976
but he's family.
1394
01:26:39,063 --> 01:26:41,631
Your an incredible partner,
1395
01:26:42,675 --> 01:26:45,809
and you're going
to great places.
1396
01:26:45,896 --> 01:26:49,552
I love the fact that
you, and .
1397
01:26:52,729 --> 01:26:55,819
Thank you ,
1398
01:26:56,907 --> 01:26:59,779
but I've got something
for you baby.
1399
01:27:29,809 --> 01:27:33,291
David Arquette, fuck
it, I can't lift it.
1400
01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:38,035
Anyone could be a champion.
1401
01:27:43,301 --> 01:27:44,084
Shut up.
1402
01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:56,140
Yes.
1403
01:28:04,757 --> 01:28:06,759
Look who's back y'all.
1404
01:28:15,812 --> 01:28:18,945
Good , happy birthday.
1405
01:28:20,686 --> 01:28:23,863
I wanted to something for
you for your birthday.
1406
01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:27,867
Yeah brother, Hulk Hogan
here Mr. David Arquette,
1407
01:28:27,954 --> 01:28:30,087
you brag about being a WC.
1408
01:28:31,175 --> 01:28:35,092
In all seriousness
David, happy birthday.
1409
01:28:45,015 --> 01:28:48,279
You walk out and fans
are like touching you,
1410
01:28:48,366 --> 01:28:49,236
touch your hand,
1411
01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:52,152
and that's the coolest,
1412
01:28:52,239 --> 01:28:53,632
it's that connection.
1413
01:28:53,719 --> 01:28:55,330
Where like, when you
get hit or something,
1414
01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,375
you turn to the fan like
this guy's gonna kill me.
1415
01:28:57,462 --> 01:29:01,118
You make like a direct
connection with a
fan in the moment.
1416
01:29:01,205 --> 01:29:04,817
Fuck you David Arquette.
Fuck you Sandy.
1417
01:29:08,168 --> 01:29:09,909
It's not like it's real.
1418
01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:13,783
The real reason I
know David Arquette,
1419
01:29:13,870 --> 01:29:17,787
is because his WCW title reign,
1420
01:29:17,874 --> 01:29:20,790
and all the money that
he made from that,
1421
01:29:21,921 --> 01:29:25,055
literally all of it, he
donated it to my family,
1422
01:29:25,969 --> 01:29:27,710
because of my father's passing,
1423
01:29:27,797 --> 01:29:30,408
he also donated Owen's family.
1424
01:29:30,495 --> 01:29:34,978
So in my book, David
Arquette is family,
1425
01:29:35,065 --> 01:29:37,459
more than friend, he's a
he's a member of my family,
1426
01:29:37,546 --> 01:29:38,895
and I love him.
1427
01:29:39,896 --> 01:29:42,028
Come here Lola and Lady.
1428
01:29:44,466 --> 01:29:47,120
Ready.
1429
01:29:47,207 --> 01:29:49,296
I don't know how
to come up a rope.
1430
01:29:50,950 --> 01:29:53,213
Yeah, mama's got it.
1431
01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:55,868
You gotta stretch mama.
1432
01:29:59,045 --> 01:30:00,177
♪ To print some cash ♪
1433
01:30:00,264 --> 01:30:04,311
♪ Fuck, I think we'll pass ♪
1434
01:30:04,399 --> 01:30:06,009
One, two, three, go.
1435
01:30:06,096 --> 01:30:07,489
♪ Getting in for free ♪
1436
01:30:07,576 --> 01:30:09,316
♪ Even though I've
got my money ♪
1437
01:30:09,404 --> 01:30:11,014
I love wrestling.
1438
01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:12,407
I love entertaining the fans.
1439
01:30:12,494 --> 01:30:13,495
I love getting in there.
1440
01:30:13,582 --> 01:30:14,974
I love doing it.
1441
01:30:15,061 --> 01:30:17,194
I'm just never gonna
be a great wrestler,
1442
01:30:17,281 --> 01:30:19,326
I mean, I've got
a couple of moves,
1443
01:30:19,414 --> 01:30:21,459
but I'm just never gonna
be a great wrestler.
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