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Jesus Christ, Sean!
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What'd I tell you about being
careful with your goddamn drink?
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You're spilling it all over.
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Unbelievable. Take it easy, hon.
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Don't you go defending him.
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He's soft enough because of you.
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Two winners, you are.
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I swear to God.
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Hot chocolate, please.
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Coffee.
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And a little bit of cream.
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My dad's dead.
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My mom doesn't want me.
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I've got no home.
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And now...
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Del is gone.
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I'm alone.
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You thirst for
civilization, boy.
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But civilization is unnatural.
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A whim of circumstance.
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We are barbarians.
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And barbarism
must always triumph.
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Live deep while you live.
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Know the rich juice of red meat and
the stinging of wine on your palate,
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the hot embrace
of many women's arms.
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We will live,
we will burn with life,
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we will slay.
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Your quest for civilization
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is a quest for illusion.
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Reject it.
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God damn it!
What are you...
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Are you gonna try to keep it
in the lane there, genius?
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I mean, for the love of God,
what are you, stupid?
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Don't call him stupid.
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Hey!
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What did I tell you?
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What the hell did I say?
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You know what?
We're leaving.
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I'm done with you two
and your endless fuck-ups.
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Get your shit.
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Quit your crying
and get your shit!
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I don't know why
I bother with you two.
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What? And I'm
the fucking bad guy?
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It's okay, sweetie.
Let's get your shoes on.
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I'm the fucking bad guy?
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Thanks for not being a
big pussy about all this.
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Ocala PD, this is
Officer Burroughs speaking.
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Okay.
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Check one. One check.
Check. Check.
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Checking one.
Check. Check. Check.
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Check. Check one.
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Check.
Checking one. Check.
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Check. Hey.
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Come on down!
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I told you to stop!
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Sorry, Sarge.
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Sergeant Geller,
Brockton, Mass. PD.
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Hey. Sorry.
Little bit pumped.
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Big party tonight.
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I bought, balloons,
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some yummy candy.
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I got this sign made,
rented a karaoke machine.
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So, pulling out all the stops.
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Yeah, that's very
thoughtful of you.
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I'm sure whoever the party
is for will appreciate that.
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Well, the party is for me.
I'm Darren.
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Oh, well, if you don't treat
yourself right, who will? Yeah?
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I love that.
I'm going to use that.
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Okay.
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Everybody here
is a little bit tense
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on account that I shot
my partner on accident...
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And now, he's in a coma
and I guess nobody has ever
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made a mistake in
their life but me.
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So, how can I help you?
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I called about
the McCullough boy.
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Dropping off some of
his personal effects.
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Mind if I have a word with him?
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No, no. Be my guest.
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And if you want to stop by
later and maybe hear me...
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Lay some Pitbull on them...
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Darren.
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Yeah, Sarge.
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Yeah, I know he's your
brother, but he's my friend.
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At some point you're
gonna have to forgive me.
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So...
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Florida Police have agreed to transport
you back to Brockton if you'll cooperate.
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I'll be waiting on you,
help you sort things.
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I know you didn't kidnap
the girl.
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There ain't nothing there
for me no more, back home.
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What about Del?
She'll be there, won't she?
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You know, her life is also
gonna demand some restructuring.
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Might be nice
to do it together, no?
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Start over.
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Figure out your life?
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Civilization is unnatural.
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What's that?
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I don't need it.
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Any of it.
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Anybody.
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You know, Wayne,
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everyone I've met along the way,
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on this little journey
to find you,
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your principal, Orlando,
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that nurse that looked
after your father...
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For someone who
considers himself a loner,
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you've affected a lot of people
for the better, you know.
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And, no matter how bad life
treated you or betrayed you,
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from where I'm sitting,
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everything you do,
it's done out of love.
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And despite what you're
telling yourself right now,
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last I checked,
love is civilization.
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You're not the barbarian
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you imagine yourself to be,
young man.
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You don't know me.
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You know, when I was 11 years old,
my older sister ran away from home.
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I remember it was summer.
Hot as hell, too.
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Which made my parents fight a little
louder and meaner than normal.
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One Sunday morning,
I guess to beat the heat,
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my old man turns to us and says,
"We're going to Skate Barn,"
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which I knew to be a family roller
skating establishment out near Randolph.
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So, while my remaining sister and
myself taught each other how to skate,
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my parents sat back at the half wall,
not speaking a word to each other,
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drinking lemonade
and smoking cigarettes,
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and faking a weak smile and a thumbs
up every time we would roll by.
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And when we got tired, we wobbled in,
came off the floor onto the carpet,
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and we found that my father
had laced up a pair of skates.
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He looks at my mother and says,
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"I'm gonna take a turn."
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My father was a hard man, Wayne.
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He's nobody you would ever
describe as graceful.
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But my sister and I
stood at that half wall.
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We watched as he just sort of
drifted slowly back on the hardwood.
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He gave us a nod like that and put
his head over his right shoulder,
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got into a crouch,
just enough to push off
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like it was in some sort of
goddamn dream.
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We watched our father just
explode with pure speed
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out into the current
of all those other skaters.
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Just weaving effortlessly
in and out of everybody.
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And then we watched him
accelerate into the far corner.
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He dropped his shoulder,
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and his legs just crossing over and through
each other like a racehorse like that.
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He seemed to know where everybody
was, and his hands were so beautiful.
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Just brushing the air like that.
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Here's this man who
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tore through life
like a racquetball.
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My pop.
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Turned Fred Astaire.
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Just in tune with everything.
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And then my father turned
around and doubled his speed,
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and came up to that gap
in the wall
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and stepped up onto the
carpet breathing hard.
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But I swear to God,
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not that hard.
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That night our mother
took us into the bathroom
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and she turned on both sinks
to make a wall of sound,
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and she told us
the marriage was over.
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And years later, I found out
that, before and between the wars,
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my old man was
a competitive skate dancer,
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a different man,
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a man who one day stopped
lacing up those skates
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and succumbed to a world
and a family and a life
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he may have never wanted
to begin with.
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What did your dad do?
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After?
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Last I heard,
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he was selling incense
on the beach somewhere.
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I guess what I'm trying
to tell you, Wayne,
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is you haven't laced
your skates up yet.
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And maybe this madness
will continue, and maybe not.
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And who knows,
this sweet Delilah...
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Maybe she's your pair of skates?
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I hope to see you
back home in Brockton, Wayne.
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I really do.
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Go ahead, little pussycat.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man.
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Those animals, they ain't trained.
People can get hurt.
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Oh, yeah? Well, maybe next time you'll
rethink your return policy, bitch.
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Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ!
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Where the fuck is he,
you orange bucket of wine?
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Look what you made me do.
You made me drop my pinot grigio.
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Are you kidding me?
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Aw, look at the sad drunk.
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Costco isn't open today,
you bitch!
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Where the fuck is he?
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You know, the son you abandoned?
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You fucking remember him?
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You just abandoned him
and you're giving me shit?
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Go fuck yourself.
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What are you doing?
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No...
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Don't you dare.
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There's a picture of me and John Stamos
on there that I have not backed up yet.
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Where is he?
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He got arrested.
He's at the police station.
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What did he do?
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And if he's there,
what the fuck are you doing here?
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Look, I didn't ask him
to come here, okay?
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You assholes coming down here
and messing with my life!
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I got Calvin in jail. Again.
Thank you very fucking much.
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You know what? Fuck this.
Give me your goddamn keys.
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To my house? No.
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To the car you stole,
you fucking dunce.
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I don't have the keys.
Or the car, for that matter.
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The police took it
when they took Wayne.
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Now why don't you guys go
get the fuck out of here
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before I call the cops
because you're trespassing.
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You know what? Fuck this.
I'm gonna go get it myself.
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Del.
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Del!
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Hey.
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Who the fuck are you? I... I'm Tommy Cole.
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From Hagler.
Hagler High?
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No, I don't remember you.
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Were you always bald? What?
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We graduated the same year.
We had, like, a dozen classes together.
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I don't remember you.
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Butthole Tommy Cole.
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Butthole Tommy Cole!
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Hey.
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Just trying to help.
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Butthole Tommy Cole.
Get the fuck off my property.
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Your dog looks like
it's gonna croak.
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Maybe take it to the
woods or something.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no. Lucky?
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Lucky, are you okay?
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My God, this is not happening.
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Okay. Where's the closest
veterinarian?
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Out here? Yes.
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Yeah, no.
We're in fuck nowhere.
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Oh, you know what?
There is this, retired animal doctor.
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I think he maybe
takes meth for payment?
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Fucking Florida.
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You're not gonna die.
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I'm not gonna let you die.
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You're gonna be fine,
Lucky, okay?
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You're gonna be fine.
It's gonna be okay.
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Yo, hold up.
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The dog is preggo.
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What? You see the nipples
on that thing?
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Momma dog's about to have
some puppies.
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Yeah, not on my fucking patio,
it's not.
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Ocala Police Station.
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There is
a Komodo dragon in my yard. Wait, what?
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A Komodo dragon.
What the hell is a Komodo dragon?
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A puma? No, wait.
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I can't understand
what you're saying.
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Where are you?
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A kangaroo?
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What? You shot it
or you didn't?
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Okay, we'll be right down.
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Was that you shooting
the kangaroo just now?
254
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,616
All right, listen, everybody. We have
a full scale 10-91b in Ocala County.
255
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,101
I need all units
in the parking lot right now.
256
00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:55,551
This is not a drill.
Let's go.
257
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,726
Darren, you hold down the fort.
258
00:15:57,829 --> 00:16:00,038
And keep an eye on that kid.
259
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:01,971
I got it.
260
00:16:02,075 --> 00:16:04,077
That is some
disgusting-ass shit.
261
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:09,047
Okay, it says, "Once you see the
grayish sack falls from the vulva..."
262
00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:12,085
Man, everybody gonna be throwing
up in this motherfucker.
263
00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:13,880
Here.
264
00:16:13,983 --> 00:16:17,608
I had to wrestle a Puerto Rican woman and
her daughter on Black Friday for these,
265
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:21,301
so don't say I ain't done
nothing good for nobody.
266
00:16:21,404 --> 00:16:23,648
It's okay. Okay.
267
00:16:23,752 --> 00:16:25,995
I'm just gonna
take you down slowly.
268
00:16:26,617 --> 00:16:28,653
I see the grayish sack.
269
00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:30,931
Oh, hell. No, no, no.
270
00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:32,315
All right, all right, everybody,
271
00:16:32,415 --> 00:16:33,775
give her some room!
It's happening!
272
00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:39,847
Good thing you love soup,
with your jaw being wired shut and all.
273
00:16:39,871 --> 00:16:42,460
Yeah, fuck you, dude.
274
00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:44,196
Look, I know that's
the drugs talking, Jay,
275
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,465
but if it means something to
you, I love you too.
276
00:16:47,569 --> 00:16:49,743
I said fuck you, dude.
277
00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:51,504
Jesus.
278
00:16:51,607 --> 00:16:53,920
Drugs do not agree
with you, my friend.
279
00:16:55,335 --> 00:16:57,510
What's going on here?
280
00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:02,480
I need units in front and back
281
00:17:06,657 --> 00:17:08,486
What's the situation?
282
00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:11,938
Bunch of wild animals
running around Ocala.
283
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:15,976
We've got reports of a lion,
large snakes, an ostrich...
284
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,531
It's a puma!
285
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:21,050
Fuck! It's a fucking puma.
286
00:17:21,154 --> 00:17:23,328
It's a fucking puma.
Help me.
287
00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:24,537
Help me!
288
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,814
Fucking help me!
289
00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:26,780
Fuck!
290
00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:28,713
I was really hoping
for the ostrich.
291
00:17:28,817 --> 00:17:31,785
We're gonna need
an ambulance at 1078.
292
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:37,204
I don't want excuses.
Get it done.
293
00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:42,037
Wait. Who's watching Wayne?
294
00:18:03,506 --> 00:18:05,543
Can I help you with something?
295
00:18:05,578 --> 00:18:07,545
Yeah.
296
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:10,893
I'd like to get
my 1979 Trans Am.
297
00:18:10,997 --> 00:18:12,101
Oh....
298
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:14,828
Vehicle is now
in impound evidence.
299
00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:16,932
It's being shipped back
to Brockton, Massachusetts.
300
00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:19,695
Well, that's all right, then.
301
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,595
Why don't you just go ahead
and call me an ambulance?
302
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:23,940
For who?
303
00:18:26,426 --> 00:18:27,841
You.
304
00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:33,260
Get the fuck out of here.
Talking about impounding and shit.
305
00:18:35,677 --> 00:18:37,126
Motherfucker.
306
00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:51,209
Oh. Hey, now.
307
00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:54,040
Wayne.
308
00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:55,731
Reggie.
309
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,941
Tied up like a goddamn animal.
310
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,880
Hey, you ever watch
Animal Planet?
311
00:19:08,261 --> 00:19:12,127
Did you know that hyenas don't
have any brothers and sisters?
312
00:19:12,506 --> 00:19:14,232
You know why?
313
00:19:14,336 --> 00:19:19,790
Because when they real small, in the
litter, fighting for they momma's titty,
314
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:23,621
well, you see,
the toughest baby hyena, see, he...
315
00:19:23,725 --> 00:19:26,451
He kill his brothers
and sisters.
316
00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,180
More titty time for hisself.
317
00:19:32,457 --> 00:19:38,740
Now I know you ain't gonna
stop coming for my car,
318
00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:41,812
so I'm gonna have to
make you stop.
319
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:45,298
Make sure you don't come back
for that titty.
320
00:19:46,955 --> 00:19:49,129
I don't care
about the car no more.
321
00:19:49,164 --> 00:19:50,303
Bullshit.
322
00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:51,960
I don't.
323
00:19:51,994 --> 00:19:53,133
You can have it.
324
00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:56,136
Are you trying to reverse
my psycholology and shit?
325
00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:58,863
Because I ain't biting.
326
00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:06,146
Motherfucker.
327
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:08,114
What the fuck?
328
00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:12,946
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
329
00:20:16,156 --> 00:20:18,952
I need a knife to cut the cords!
330
00:20:19,056 --> 00:20:20,160
I'm gonna faint.
331
00:20:20,264 --> 00:20:22,784
...I swear to God,
this is child abuse, man.
332
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:24,061
Disgusting.
333
00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:26,408
Okay, if you use these,
then I gotta throw them away,
334
00:20:26,511 --> 00:20:27,799
and I got them off
an infomercial,
335
00:20:27,823 --> 00:20:29,421
so I don't know if
they're avail no more.
336
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,688
I'll buy you a better set!
337
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:33,001
Everybody's ruining
all my nice things.
338
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,697
Is that a puppy head coming
from out of a dog's ass?
339
00:20:39,732 --> 00:20:42,010
It's not a dog's ass.
That's a...
340
00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:45,185
Pussy! Ass! Bitch!
341
00:20:45,289 --> 00:20:47,222
I'm gonna fucking
kill you, motherfucker.
342
00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:53,021
Motherfucker.
343
00:20:58,336 --> 00:20:59,682
No.
344
00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:02,064
What the fuck?
345
00:21:02,168 --> 00:21:03,272
Fuck.
346
00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:15,353
So we're doing this?
347
00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:17,252
Are we doing this?
348
00:21:17,804 --> 00:21:19,702
My dick is hard.
349
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:23,016
Why?
350
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:25,087
Because...
351
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:26,951
You know...
352
00:21:29,436 --> 00:21:30,886
You know what I meant.
353
00:21:33,613 --> 00:21:35,235
Fuck you, motherfucker!
354
00:21:37,272 --> 00:21:38,894
Let's do this, bitch.
355
00:21:41,483 --> 00:21:42,795
Okay, there's one.
356
00:21:42,898 --> 00:21:44,417
Grab it. No, don't touch that.
357
00:21:44,451 --> 00:21:47,075
The mother will probably
reject it if it smells you.
358
00:21:47,178 --> 00:21:50,630
Tell her you got to push. How? I don't know
how to speak dog.
359
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:51,907
Just google it.
360
00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:55,773
Come on, girl. You gotta fight!
You gotta push.
361
00:21:56,256 --> 00:21:57,602
Push. Push.
362
00:21:57,637 --> 00:21:59,466
Orlando, help me. Push.
363
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:00,778
Push.Push.
364
00:22:00,882 --> 00:22:03,056
No. No, like a dog.
Push, push, push.
365
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,989
Push, push. Push, push.
366
00:22:05,093 --> 00:22:07,164
She's doing it. Push. Push.
367
00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:24,837
Hey, you fucking bitch.
368
00:22:25,527 --> 00:22:27,149
Show me what you really got.
369
00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,017
Sure.
370
00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:04,358
What the fuck?
371
00:23:11,814 --> 00:23:13,230
You motherfucker!
372
00:23:14,024 --> 00:23:16,509
You're fucking dead now,
Boston boy.
373
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,373
I'll fucking kill you!
374
00:23:18,476 --> 00:23:20,513
Hey!
375
00:23:21,514 --> 00:23:23,205
No biting, bitch.
376
00:23:46,504 --> 00:23:48,058
Fuck you!
377
00:24:01,347 --> 00:24:02,555
Oh, shit!
378
00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:05,558
Oh, fuck yeah!
379
00:24:05,592 --> 00:24:08,941
This puppy isn't breathing and
Lucky's not doing anything about it.
380
00:24:09,044 --> 00:24:10,252
It says
this is common. Listen.
381
00:24:10,356 --> 00:24:11,944
"When a puppy isn't healthy..." Yeah.
382
00:24:12,047 --> 00:24:14,049
"...the mother
will reject it."No, no, no.
383
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,913
No, no, no.
No doggy deaths today.
384
00:24:16,017 --> 00:24:17,604
Not here. Not now.
Not on my watch.
385
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,089
Tell me what to do.
386
00:24:19,192 --> 00:24:21,512
It just says the mother will
bite through the amniotic sac.
387
00:24:23,438 --> 00:24:24,611
Oh, shit.
388
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,889
What? No.
What are you do... No!
389
00:24:26,993 --> 00:24:29,409
No! No! No.
390
00:24:29,513 --> 00:24:31,032
Fuck you. Oh, no.
391
00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:32,585
Fuck you! No. Fuck!
392
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,035
No. No.No. No.
393
00:24:34,138 --> 00:24:36,589
Stop!
That shit's nasty, man!
394
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,901
No. Stop!
395
00:24:39,005 --> 00:24:40,903
Oh, God! Don't!
396
00:24:42,802 --> 00:24:44,735
Oh, shit!
397
00:24:44,838 --> 00:24:49,429
Give me one second, motherfucker.
Just looking for some fucking bullets.
398
00:24:52,329 --> 00:24:54,503
Whoo! Here we go.
399
00:24:54,607 --> 00:24:55,918
Fuck yeah!
400
00:24:57,437 --> 00:24:58,852
Found 'em!
401
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,820
You're fucked now, motherfucker.
402
00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:04,927
This is some fucking
Call of Duty shit right here.
403
00:25:06,688 --> 00:25:09,415
I know what I'm getting myself
for Bad Motherfuckers Day.
404
00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:35,268
Get the fuck away
from my boyfriend.
405
00:25:40,101 --> 00:25:41,516
Hey, dummy.
406
00:25:41,619 --> 00:25:43,138
Hey.
407
00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:44,346
Okay.
408
00:25:55,737 --> 00:25:57,394
You're pretty, aren't you?
409
00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:03,296
You shoulda never
fucked with Reggie.
410
00:26:07,162 --> 00:26:09,337
Fucking dead now, bitch.
411
00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:19,657
What?
412
00:26:21,142 --> 00:26:22,143
What was that?
413
00:26:22,246 --> 00:26:24,179
What are you trying to say?
414
00:26:24,214 --> 00:26:27,182
Suck on Wayne's hammer,
you hillbilly motherfucker.
415
00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:43,578
You all right?
416
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,408
I'm fine.
417
00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,689
Oh, fuck.
418
00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:53,933
Oh, fuck.
419
00:26:54,036 --> 00:26:56,418
Oh... Your elbow's
out of your arm skin.
420
00:26:56,522 --> 00:26:58,869
Oh, my God.
That's fucking disgusting.
421
00:26:58,972 --> 00:27:00,077
I'm fine. I'm fine.
422
00:27:00,181 --> 00:27:01,527
Okay, we gotta get out of here.
423
00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:03,943
Car keys are
in his jacket pocket.
424
00:27:04,046 --> 00:27:05,186
Fuck.
425
00:27:06,808 --> 00:27:08,396
I got 'em. Here.
426
00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:11,606
- Okay. Come on.
- Watch his feet.
427
00:27:14,402 --> 00:27:17,439
All right,
careful. Okay.
428
00:27:29,486 --> 00:27:31,764
Careful. Sorry,
sorry, sorry.
429
00:27:41,429 --> 00:27:42,740
We're gonna go to the hospital.
430
00:27:42,844 --> 00:27:46,123
I ain't going to the hospital.
They'll arrest me.
431
00:27:46,227 --> 00:27:47,469
Buckle the fuck up.
432
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:01,173
I did it.
433
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,486
They're all breathing.
They are all alive.
434
00:28:05,177 --> 00:28:07,109
Thank you, universe.
435
00:28:09,181 --> 00:28:11,183
I'm gonna name all four of you.
436
00:28:12,667 --> 00:28:13,978
Argus,
437
00:28:14,082 --> 00:28:15,325
Artemis,
438
00:28:16,326 --> 00:28:17,672
Amadeus,
439
00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:21,158
Apricot.
440
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:24,679
You sure are cute, Apricot.
441
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,199
Glad we didn't drown you.
442
00:28:27,716 --> 00:28:28,716
Me, too.
443
00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:40,660
You know, when Wayne was
little, if I left the house,
444
00:28:40,764 --> 00:28:44,492
he would just stand in the front
window and he would just...
445
00:28:44,526 --> 00:28:47,702
Oh, he will just cry and slobber
446
00:28:47,805 --> 00:28:50,670
and bang his head
against it until I came home.
447
00:28:52,327 --> 00:28:53,684
Yeah, even if
I was gone for, like,
448
00:28:53,708 --> 00:28:56,711
four hours or five hours,
he would just refuse to move.
449
00:28:59,369 --> 00:29:03,235
I think Wayne always knew
that I was gonna leave him.
450
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:18,560
You know, you could still
be something to him.
451
00:29:22,184 --> 00:29:23,358
Yeah.
452
00:29:30,089 --> 00:29:31,228
Hey.
453
00:29:31,332 --> 00:29:32,402
It's okay, my bad.
454
00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:34,369
Shouldn't have had
all them Percocets.
455
00:29:59,567 --> 00:30:02,224
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
456
00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:03,916
Okay.
457
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:05,883
Okay. Yeah.
458
00:30:05,987 --> 00:30:07,644
Okay, I'm gonna say something,
459
00:30:07,747 --> 00:30:09,922
and I never said it to nobody
but my mom and my dad.
460
00:30:09,956 --> 00:30:13,063
But I'm saying because I want
to, because I fucking...
461
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:14,996
I fucking...
462
00:30:15,099 --> 00:30:16,791
Don't you fucking
laugh at me, okay?
463
00:30:16,894 --> 00:30:20,139
Don't fucking laugh at me.
I'll be so fucking...
464
00:30:20,242 --> 00:30:22,393
Don't you fucking say it back,
either, because if you say it back
465
00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:25,282
then I'm gonna think you're
saying it because I said it,
466
00:30:25,317 --> 00:30:27,319
and fuck that shit, okay?
467
00:30:27,974 --> 00:30:29,390
You hear me?
468
00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:34,809
Wayne, I fucking... I love you, Del.
469
00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:44,612
Del!
470
00:31:01,491 --> 00:31:03,320
Get the door.
471
00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:08,325
Hey, sis.
472
00:31:08,429 --> 00:31:09,775
Put her on your shoulder.
473
00:31:10,223 --> 00:31:11,293
Easy.
474
00:31:11,397 --> 00:31:12,397
Del...
475
00:31:12,467 --> 00:31:14,366
Got her? Got her.
476
00:31:16,678 --> 00:31:17,679
Del...
477
00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:39,736
Guess you thought you could
count me out, handsome?
478
00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:41,807
Think you're Brad fucking Pitts.
479
00:31:41,910 --> 00:31:43,671
You ain't Brad Pitts.
480
00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:46,018
I ain't that kind
of motherfucker.
481
00:31:46,052 --> 00:31:48,814
Hey, what do you say?
482
00:31:48,917 --> 00:31:50,229
Nose for a nose.
483
00:31:55,545 --> 00:31:58,893
Hey, good luck
not dying, motherfucker.
484
00:33:07,582 --> 00:33:09,308
Unbelievable.
485
00:33:09,411 --> 00:33:11,448
What the fuck
you looking at, bitch?
486
00:33:40,408 --> 00:33:42,514
I'll be shitting
on you, motherfucker!
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