Original subtitles

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

Hey! What was that?

Hey! Hey!

Gee, Timon, do you see that?

See what?

That wood-pecking bird up there.

He's eating and destroying our most favoritest napping tree.

Hey, you up there! Stop with the pecking on the tree!

Wait! Wait a second! I think I heard something.

It sounded like some annoying animal telling me to stop pecking on the tree.

Well, I ain't stopping!

Ha ha ha!

I don't think the wood-pecking bird is going to go away, Timon.

Well, this tree ain't big enough for the three of us.

Where you going?

I'm not going anywhere.

It's that bird that's gonna fly the coop.

Right!

Sorry.

Using one of these ladder things to get up to a high place

sure was a great idea, Timon. You're a genius.

Yeah, no doubt. Blah blah blah. Whatever.

- Hi! - Hello.

Where'd that annoying friend of yours go?

He went up to catch the wood-pecking bird.

Did he?

He sure did.

Say, this wood-pecking bird you're talking about...

does it have big, flappy wings like these?

Yes, it does.

What about its feet?

Does it have sharp-clawed feet like these?

Yup.

And the beak. I bet it's got a really sharp beak.

Good for pecking on wood, like mine.

Wait a minute.

You're the...

Whoa!

Missed him.

Pumbaa?

Yes, Timon?

If you are up here,

then who is down there holding the ladder steady?

I am.

Whoops.

Ha ha ha!

And just what's so funny, Snicklefrits?

One... your face.

Two... your ladder.

Yipe.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoop!

Waah!

I have a feeling something very painful is about to happen.

Yipe!

- Yeow! - Aah!

This is a metal ladder.

Now then, you keep hold of it and keep it nice and steady.

And don't let go of it no matter what, okay?

Okay.

♪ Ya ta da ta da ta da ♪

Leave me alone, Mr. Wood-Pecking Bird.

You should fly back up into the tree. So Timon can catch you.

Why don't you catch me?

I would, but I can't let go of this ladder no matter what.

No matter what?

That's right.

Even if I do this?

- Yeah. - What about this?

Afraid so.

And this?

Grrr!

Jackpot.

Hello, Timon.

I thought I told you to keep hold of the ladder no matter what.

I did but, look what the woodpecking bird did to me.

But if you're up here,

then who's holding the ladder steady?

Timber!

Now, then, all you have to do is push that lever back if you want me to go up.

Push that lever forward if you want me to go down

and push that third lever left and right if you want me to go right and left.

Is that clear?

Good. Now send me up.

Let's see...

Is this the knob for up-down or down-up?

I'll get you this time for what you did to me the last time!

Aah!

Hey, Timon.

How did you get down here?

The problem was we were trying to get up there.

And he kept coming down here.

So all we need to do is trick him into coming down here again

So we, or rather I, can catch him.

A bird bath?

Sure.

This one, however, is very special.

What's it do?

Ho ho ho. You'll see.

Whoo!

♪ I'm in water ♪

♪ I'm swimmin' ♪

♪ I'm swimmin' in water ♪

Ooh, I think I got some water in my ears. I'm a bird. Do birds have ears?

I never thought of it before.

What happened, Timon?

I don't know. I can't figure it out.

As soon as the bird starts splashing gleefully around in the water,

it's supposed to...

Cool.

First, he'll fly down

and eat the solid oak dresser.

Then he'll eat the mahogany piano case.

Then he'll try to eat this.

But that's not made of wood.

There.

I should've never questioned your brainy brain, Timon.

I got a headache.

And you thought you could outsmart Timon and Pumbaa. Ha!

Well, think again, you hyperactive sparrow.

We caught you and we're not ever letting you out of this cage

until we're done taking our n-a-p nap!

Wrong!

Wrong?

Let's see. How should I put this?

I know.

If you don't let me go,

I'll have the both of you arrested!

Arrested?

"Endangered Bird.

If caught you must let him go or he'll have you both arrested!"

Yeah, that's right!

Now open up.

Not so fast, Pumbaa.

But we've got to let him go, Timon.

No worries, Pumbaa.

The card says and I quote...

To "Let him go."

And that's exactly what we're going to do.

Taxi!

Well, I guess it's time to let him go.

Open the cage!

Don't worry. The intense heat of the lava will melt, open the cage

instantly upon contact.

B-b-but wait!

Now you won't be able to eat our favorite napping tree anymore.

Eat the tree?

Eat the tree?

Whoa! Hang on!

Time-out! Stop!

I don't eat trees!

And why were you pecking on it?

To get to the bugs, Einstein!

The bugs!

There are bugs buried in the wood.

That's what woodpeckers eat!

There are bugs...

In the tree?

My head hurts.

Keep pecking, Pumbaa, keep pecking.

Stowaways? Us?

We're not stowaways. Honest.

We're...

Anti-stowaways?

Exactly.

Balderdash.

I, Captain Quint, the most nautical seafaring,

maritime captain in all the seven seas

can see straight through your pathetic lies.

You've got no money, no tickets,

and no one on the entire ship to vouch for you.

Hey, now.

Hold your horses, Hornblower. I'll vouch for these vagabonds.

In fact, they're guests of mine

and I'd suggest you put them down directly.

Go on. Let 'em go.

Fine.

I, Captain Quint, the so on and so forth,

hereby release you into the custody of this snail.

Look, Timon, it's Speedy!

Speedy the snail.

Well, Hippity-hi there, Pumbaa.

And hippity-hi there to you too, Timon.

Hey, Speedy, thanks.

You know you're a real lifesaver.

We gotta ditch the snail, Pumbaa,

amscray, get outta here or we're gonna be deader than doorknobs.

What are you talking about?

Look, Pumbaa, I adore Speedy, really.

It's just that everything's always trying to eat him

and it's always up to us to save him.

Look! It's a snail

with a swirly, curly-q shell.

Ooh, ooh, you're right, sweetie.

It is a swirly, curly-q shell.

This is most rare.

There's only one other like it in the world.

Yeah.

And I want that one too.

A matching pair.

Now, you're a jeweler. What are you waiting for?

Get going! Go! Go! Go!

Yes, dear.

Whatever you say, dear.

Hideley-hideley-help!

Timon, they took Speedy.

Speedy, who just saved us from being thrown off the ship.

Your point being?

We gotta save him. We owe him.

He saved us.

We gotta save him.

I knew this would happen.

I must compliment you on your shell, Mr. Snail.

You certainly kept it in pristine condition.

Quit talking and get on with it.

Now, I don't want to get you in dutch with the wife, buddy-blow,

but I'd kinda like to keep my shell.

Well, It doesn't matter to me if you stay in the shell or not.

For you see, I'm still going to...

operate.

Heh heh.

Yes, I love...

my favorite!

Boy, Timon, you sure are smart and clever and resourceful and smart.

You got that right, pal.

Hook, line and sinker. Hee hee. Man.

Now, shush.

I got him. I got him.

Aah!

Whap! Whap!

Heh heh heh. Yeah, boss.

Arrrr! We be pirates!

Of the Caribbean, no less.

Quiver in fear before our fearsome countenances

and our faces too.

Arrrr, then hand over your booty, swabbie.

Boy! Boy! Pirates!

I love pirates.

Take me with you and make me your pirate queen.

U-we just want the snail.

What do you mean you just want the snail?

I'm not good enough to be your pirate queen? Is that it?

No. It's not that at all. It's just that... it's just...

It's just what?

We're not really pirates. Please don't hurt us.

Not really pirates?

Eeeahh!

Hello, I'm Captain, Hook

and you are invited to the, ship's lounge

for free things to eat and stuff.

So, walk out your door and go straight down the hallway.

Gee, I wish I had a big, fat,

super intelligent brain like yours, Timon.

Quiet, Pumbaa. Here they come.

Hurry up already. I don't want to keep the captain waiting.

Yes, dear. You're right as always, dear. I'm right behind you.

No! Look!

Fellas, help me.

I don't want to be hanging around here all day.

We're too late, Timon. Speedy's been jewelry-fied.

What are we going to do, Timon?

We can't just walk in there and grab Speedy with everyone looking.

That's right, Pumbaa,

but there are, of course, other options.

For example, we can be sneaky.

I've gotta hand it to you fellas.

You sure are a fearless duo, if ever I saw one.

Thanks.

Heh heh.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You shouldn't have taken my sweetie's earring.

That wasn't nice

and now I think she's a little...

upset.

Run, Pumbaa, run.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through.

Aah, Timon, What do we do?

Attention! This is your Timon...

I mean, your Captain.

An entire shipment of gold bricks

has just fallen overboard. Go figure.

- Gold? - Gold?

Gold?

- Gold? - Gold?

Gold?

Voila.

But, Timon,

won't everyone simply get back on the ship

when they discover there's no gold?

Not if there's no ship to get back on... to.

I am sure glad you know how to drive a great, big, enormous cruise ship, Timon.

Yeah. Me too.

Aah!

Moo!

Hey. I think I recognize this place.

I think I'm home.

There was no gold.

You fibbed.

It is a sin to tell a fib.

Let's get him.

Reverse.

Well, now, that wasn't so bad.

And I managed to get myself a bright, beautiful shell too.

What do you think, Pumbaa?

Cool.

Well, Junior, thanks for the ride home

and I'll be seeing you by and by.

Don't make a habit of it.

Bye, Speedy.

Hoo Ha. There he goes.

Now we can relax, knowing Speedy is safe and sound from all dangers.

Do you want to say it or shall I?

I'll do it.

Here we go again.