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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:02,415 ♪ Hakuna Matata ♪ 2 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:05,130 ♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪ 3 00:00:06,166 --> 00:00:07,706 ♪ Hakuna Matata ♪ 4 00:00:08,291 --> 00:00:11,171 ♪ Ain't no passing craze ♪ 5 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:13,745 ♪ It means no worries ♪ 6 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:16,917 ♪ For the rest of your days ♪ 7 00:00:17,208 --> 00:00:19,958 ♪ It's our problem-free ♪ 8 00:00:20,417 --> 00:00:22,287 ♪ Philosophy ♪ 9 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:24,630 ♪ Hakuna Matata ♪ 10 00:00:25,166 --> 00:00:26,166 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 11 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:39,750 ♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪ 12 00:00:39,834 --> 00:00:41,044 ♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪ 13 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:42,535 ♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪ 14 00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:45,171 ♪ It means no worries ♪ 15 00:00:45,417 --> 00:00:48,537 ♪ For the rest of your days ♪ 16 00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:51,459 ♪ It's our problem-free ♪ 17 00:00:51,959 --> 00:00:53,999 ♪ Philosophy ♪ 18 00:00:54,291 --> 00:00:56,381 ♪ Hakuna Matata ♪ 19 00:00:56,834 --> 00:00:58,424 ♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪ 20 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,543 My! 21 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:32,535 These animals are absolutely defenseless. 22 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:36,035 They're in danger. As a matter of fact, they're endangered species. 23 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:38,625 But I'm here to help. 24 00:01:49,166 --> 00:01:51,956 What do you mean, we're endangered species? 25 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:56,173 We're not endangered species. We're Timon and Pumbaa, ya mook! 26 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:58,245 Well, I've never heard of you. 27 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:01,133 And if I've never heard of you, you must be rare. 28 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,328 And if you're rare, you must be endangered. 29 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,043 And if you're endangered, then I'm here to help. 30 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:09,575 I'll keep you safe behind the electrified fence 31 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:12,327 of this beautiful animal sanctuary. 32 00:02:14,792 --> 00:02:17,332 Safe! Yay! 33 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:20,457 What do you mean "yay?" We're trapped in here. 34 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:25,502 And who, exactly, are you? 35 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,673 Wh-wh-who am I? 36 00:02:28,041 --> 00:02:30,041 I am Mr. Happy. 37 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:32,291 And do you know why I'm so happy? Small boy? 38 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:35,285 Because I'm an environmentally aware biologist. 39 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:38,575 That's fancy talk for "ecology's happy helper." 40 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:41,461 Well, I've never heard of you. 41 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:44,964 And if I've never heard of you, you must be rare. 42 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:47,671 And If you're rare, you must be endangered, 43 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:51,790 so you'd better get to some sort of biologist sanctuary... and fast. 44 00:02:52,834 --> 00:02:55,004 Gracious me, you're right! 45 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:58,713 I'm practically e-e-extinct! 46 00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:01,459 What a mook. 47 00:03:01,625 --> 00:03:03,705 Come on, Pumbaa. Let's get outta here. 48 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:09,631 Okay. Gun it! 49 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:21,633 Ouch. 50 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:27,462 Boy, Timon, you must have the biggest brain in the world. 51 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:31,963 The universe. Contact! 52 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:37,583 Peddle, Pumbaa! Peddle as fast as you can, my bacon buddy! 53 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:45,332 Timon, I don't think we're gonna make it! 54 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,327 Just keep peddling! 55 00:03:49,542 --> 00:03:51,882 Ouch. 56 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,460 Come in, Houston! Houston, we have a problem! 57 00:04:14,709 --> 00:04:17,579 We're gonna die! 58 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:20,924 Nonsense. The emergency parachute will save us. 59 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,750 Any second now, that parachute's gonna open. 60 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:26,955 Any second... now. 61 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:30,458 Whoosh. We'll be saved any second. 62 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,789 Ouch. 63 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:45,707 Timon, I'm beginning to think 64 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:48,672 that maybe my first impression was correct. 65 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:52,133 I like being safe behind a giant, electrified fence. 66 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,498 I think maybe we should stay. 67 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:57,875 You're delirious. I mean, how can you possibly feel safe here? 68 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:01,325 We can't go anywhere we want or do what we want or nothing! 69 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,750 I hate it with all my guts! 70 00:05:04,917 --> 00:05:07,327 And don't look now, Pumbaa, 71 00:05:07,542 --> 00:05:10,382 but my guts are about to hate it some more! 72 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,625 Why, you biscuit-eater! 73 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:15,792 I didn't find one biologist sanctuary. 74 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:17,497 And do you know why, Buster Brown? 75 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,333 'Cause, darn it, there aren't any. 76 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:22,125 Well, Duh-looey, you big doofus. No duh! 77 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:26,751 I just wanted to get rid of you! Er, I mean, that's too bad, pal. 78 00:05:26,875 --> 00:05:29,125 Boo-hoo-hoo! 79 00:05:29,208 --> 00:05:31,708 Why are you guys so mean to Mr. Happy? 80 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:35,249 I just want to be ecology's happy helper. 81 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,793 And I wanna help you boys. 82 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,708 Stop, stop that quivering lip there, Pumbaa. 83 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:46,627 There's no way we're staying, no matter what he says. 84 00:05:46,709 --> 00:05:48,289 Forget it. End of story. 85 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,330 But wait! But wait! But wait! I went and built tennis courts, 86 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,877 an ice-skating rink, a swimming pool, a full-service health spa, 87 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,500 and a smörgåsbord of gourmet insects, 88 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:59,583 freeze-dried and flown in daily from Copenhagen. 89 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:01,458 Copenhagen? 90 00:06:01,792 --> 00:06:04,502 Timon, he's right! 91 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,383 All that stuff is right over there. 92 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,537 If we'd only turned our heads earlier, we would've seen it. 93 00:06:11,709 --> 00:06:15,289 - Timon? - Hallelujah! 94 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:23,498 Boy, Pumbaa, you were right about staying here. 95 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:26,633 I mean, this place has got everything. Just look at this path. 96 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:29,330 It's well-manicured, it's got relaxing, piped-in music. 97 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:34,077 It's even got Yanni. And best of all, you don't even have to hunt for bugs. 98 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:36,166 You just... 99 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,880 And presto! A tasty morsel of insectitude 100 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,669 appears at your fingertips. 101 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,964 Did someone call for buggage cart? 102 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,290 See? 103 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:53,535 Timon, I don't like freeze-dried gourmet bugs from Copenhagen. 104 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:56,580 I want plain, old, on-the-ground bugs from Jersey. 105 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,325 No problem, pal. There's bound to be 106 00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:02,167 some Jersey ground bugs hidden around here somewhere. 107 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:05,080 No, no. Only freeze-dried, cowboy. 108 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:06,750 I tried. 109 00:07:06,917 --> 00:07:10,077 And this path isn't any great shakes either, Timon. 110 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:15,001 Out in the real world, the paths just go on and on 111 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:20,173 and on and on and on and on and on... 112 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:22,460 - Kind of like you? - And on... 113 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,542 But look. Blah! 114 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:28,170 Fence! We can't go any further. 115 00:07:28,291 --> 00:07:30,711 We're trapped. Trapped like... 116 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:32,882 animals. 117 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,077 I am not... 118 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,876 an animal. 119 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,383 Pumbaa, we are animals. 120 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,128 And so what if we're trapped? 121 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:44,918 We'll never run out of things to do. Look. 122 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:48,246 It's " The Neverending Book of Things To Do at the Animal Sanctuary." 123 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:51,132 It's chock-full of downright fun-ness. 124 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:54,708 I wanna leave right now! 125 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,376 And I wanna stay. 126 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:58,462 Well, I wanna leave times infinity. 127 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:02,003 And I wanna stay times infinity, plus one. 128 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:07,246 I wanna leave times infinity, plus... two! 129 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,415 Pumbaa, there's no such number. 130 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:11,747 And we're staying until I've done everything 131 00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:14,754 in " The Neverending Book of Things To Do" and that's final. 132 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,540 Well, now I've done everything. 133 00:08:35,834 --> 00:08:39,504 Not only have I done everything, I've done everything 500 times. 134 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:43,003 I'm sick of doing everything. I wanna go back to doing nothing. 135 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,288 For crying out loud, let's get outta here already! 136 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:50,787 Yay! And I've got a great plan for getting us out of here too. 137 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,920 Really? You? A great plan? 138 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,750 Yeah, Timon. It's a really, really great, great plan. 139 00:08:57,834 --> 00:09:01,504 I've been working on it for 28 years and it's really great. 140 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,173 Well, what is it? 141 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,538 We tunnel out. 142 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:09,329 That's it? We tunnel out? 143 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:12,417 28 years and you come up with "we tunnel out?" 144 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:13,860 Why, that's the most ridiculous... 145 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,253 Hey, I know. We could tunnel out. 146 00:09:16,792 --> 00:09:20,792 What about Mr. Happy? He'll try to stop us. 147 00:09:20,959 --> 00:09:23,499 Wait. Mr. Happy will try to stop us. 148 00:09:23,709 --> 00:09:25,829 Ooh. Maybe we could cleverly distract him. 149 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,210 That won't work. What we really need is some clever way to distract him. 150 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:33,213 Great! And then we'll dig our way out while he's busy. 151 00:09:34,083 --> 00:09:37,673 And then we'll dig our way out while he's busy. 152 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:41,415 Funkytown, here we come! 153 00:09:41,709 --> 00:09:46,419 Yay! My buddy Timon is the smartest meerkat ever! 154 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:53,536 Voi-la! 155 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:57,672 I don't understand what it's supposed to be, Timon. 156 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:03,130 Wow! A perfect likeness. 157 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:13,079 Dear. My. dear. My, my. 158 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:16,666 Dear. My, my. deer. Elk. Moose. Bear. Deer. 159 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,830 WHAT'S going on outside? 160 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:21,625 Dear, my! Those foolish animals! 161 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:25,169 They'll endanger their lives If they leave the sanctuarius. 162 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,825 Come, happy dog. We'll save them from danger. 163 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:30,077 Even if it kills them. 164 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,455 Stop, you foolish animals! 165 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,877 I'm here to help! 166 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:41,042 Yay! Mr. Happy ran right out that great, big gaping hole in the fence, 167 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:42,665 as did all the other animals. 168 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:47,080 Great. Everything's going exactly as planned. 169 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,250 Now we dig. 170 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:52,790 Aahh! 171 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:56,753 Boy, I thought we'd never get out of there. 172 00:10:57,166 --> 00:11:00,996 You said it, pal. What a relief. 173 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:05,003 Gee, I wonder whatever happened to Mr. Happy. 174 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:08,248 That mook? Who cares? 175 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,633 Hello. 176 00:11:20,792 --> 00:11:23,042 Wait! Wait! Don't you remember me? 177 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:26,456 I'm Mr. Hap... hap-hap-hap-happy, Ecology's happy helper. 178 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:27,942 I'm here to help. I thought we established that. 179 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:30,789 Come, happy dog. 180 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:14,504 I guess I forgot to check my calendar. 181 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,423 Is it scare the hairs off the meerkat day? 182 00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,044 We were just having some fun. 183 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:23,461 Yeah, Well, do you mind pointing those things in another direction? 184 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:25,632 You're gonna poke somebody's eyes out over here. 185 00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,829 Whatever you say, Timon. 186 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:35,254 Well, when's he ever gonna act his age? 187 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,333 Ai-yi! 188 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,463 Hey, Pumbaa, take a look at this. 189 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,630 What is it, Timon? Ooh. 190 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,380 Looks like some weird kind of shrub. 191 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,415 That's no shrub, Pumbaa. 192 00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:54,879 That's what your insides look like without your outsides on them. 193 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,746 But what are these insides doing without their outsides? 194 00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,538 Haven't you heard? There's a predator on the loose. 195 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,325 None of us are safe. 196 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:07,167 Maybe you aren't, but we are. 197 00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:10,423 Yeah. We've got him on our side. 198 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:27,495 Yes, a lion. 199 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:28,785 A lion? 200 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:33,419 What's wrong with you two? Have you got bugs for brains? 201 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,955 He must be the guy who ate that guy. 202 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,881 Your friend... he must be the predator. 203 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,543 - Simba? - You've got to get away from him, 204 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,830 or I assure you, he will eat you in your sleep. 205 00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,667 He will, I tell you! He will! 206 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:51,999 Simba? Eat us in our sleep? 207 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,960 He's the one with bugs for brains. 208 00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,501 Grubs, grubs, grubs, grubs, grubs, grubs. 209 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,083 Grubs, grubs, grubs, grubs... 210 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,630 Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat. 211 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,500 Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat. 212 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,293 Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat. 213 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,330 - Timon! - Shhhh! 214 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,130 Pumbaa, I haven't slept a wink. 215 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,831 That little monkey thing was right. 216 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:36,291 Simba is the meat-eating predator on the loose. 217 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,957 But, Timon, Simba eats bugs, not meat. 218 00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,705 Come on, Pumbaa. Look at him. 219 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,714 He didn't get that big eating ladybugs and butterflies. 220 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,290 I bet he's been sneaking some antelopes on the side. 221 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,825 But I'm big and I only eat bugs. 222 00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:54,381 That's genetic. You were born big-boned. 223 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:58,575 This is true. But I still say he eats bugs, 224 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:03,165 just bugs and I mean only bugs! 225 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:07,132 Well, then, there's only one way we can find out. 226 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:09,128 - Ask him? - No. 227 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,292 Look through his personal belongings without him knowing. 228 00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:15,289 And that means we gotta get him outta here. 229 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,785 Hey, guys. 230 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,711 Hi, Simba. Hey, did you hear? 231 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:24,462 There's a free pancake breakfast down by the watering hole. 232 00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:27,537 A pancake breakfast? In the jungle? 233 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:31,209 But you better hurry, 'cause, well, they're running out of maple syrup. 234 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,705 Well, okay. 235 00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:38,079 That's not very nice, Timon. 236 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:41,575 We can't just lie to Simba and invade his privacy. 237 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,167 He's our friend. We should trust him. 238 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,420 Hey, I trust Simba. 239 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:50,750 It's just the carnivorous urges innate to his species that I don't trust. 240 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:53,668 Well, I trust him and that's that. 241 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:57,714 Yeah? Then what's this? 242 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:01,285 Well, that's a bowl, Timon. 243 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:04,669 A commonplace multipurpose hemispherical container. 244 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,084 And it's just my size! 245 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,501 Perfect for baking a meerkat meatloaf. 246 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,383 And look at this! 247 00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:16,130 An oven mitt, so he can safely handle a piping-hot meerkat meatloaf. 248 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,208 - Timon... - Aahh! 249 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,130 And look at this, Pumbaa. 250 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:23,918 An oven timer so he doesn't burn the meerkat meatloaf. 251 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,455 Now do you see the ugly truth, Pumbaa? 252 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,252 No, But I see Simba. 253 00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:33,325 Hey! Hurry! Put everything back! Put it back! 254 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:47,634 Timon, I didn't see any free pancake breakfast down by the watering hole. 255 00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,923 Well, you know, Simba, once the maple syrup runs out, 256 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,786 those things are pretty much over. 257 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:58,631 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were just trying to get rid of me 258 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:01,880 So you could, um... look through my stuff? 259 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:06,793 Simba, please. We're your friends and you should trust us. 260 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:18,785 I bet he's craving a big bowl of meerkat meatloaf right now, 261 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,673 with a side of Pumbaa fries. 262 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,705 I bet he's wondering why we're acting so weird. 263 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:28,169 Pumbaa, when are you gonna realize Simba's the predator? 264 00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:30,211 Do I have to prove it with some sort of 265 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:34,503 "How To Tell If Your Lion Friend Is Craving Meat And Might Eat You Test?" 266 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:38,462 "The How To Tell If Your Lion Friend Is Craving Meat 267 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,383 And Might Eat You Test Kit!" 268 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:44,457 Test number one. Does your lion friend have a nose for meat?" 269 00:17:50,667 --> 00:17:53,077 Do you guys smell something? 270 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:54,375 I smell meat. 271 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,540 I mean, I don't smell meat. 272 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,249 Well, I do. 273 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,753 "Test number two 274 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:08,381 Does your lion friend have a preference for meat?" 275 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,285 And now we just wait for a big pop 276 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,083 and see what Simba prefers. 277 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,670 What do you see? 278 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:36,245 "Test number three, does your lion friend think about meat all the time?" 279 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:39,377 Alright, Simba. Tell me what you see. 280 00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:40,827 A T-bone steak. 281 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,293 A turkey leg. 282 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:45,790 I don't know. 283 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,707 What do you mean you don't know? 284 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:51,172 It's clearly Beef Wellington with country gravy and a side of meat. 285 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,535 Well, okay. 286 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:56,325 Timon, what is going on? 287 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,998 Come on. What are you guys up to? 288 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,458 What? 289 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,382 Skinny, little, "No meat on my bones" me? 290 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:05,168 I'm not up to anything. 291 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:09,463 Hey, big, plump, succulent, juicy Pumbaa? 292 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,292 You're not up to anything, are you? 293 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:14,785 - Me? No. - Right. 294 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:24,130 Now, then, we just enter the test data into the carn-o-matic crave-o-meter, 295 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,418 and it will tell us exactly what Simba craves. 296 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Warning! Warning! 297 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,673 Predator! Predator! 298 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:35,205 Craves meat! Craves meat! I'm outta here! 299 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,670 There! What other proof do you need, Pumbaa? 300 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:40,625 Simba craves meat. 301 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:45,794 But, Even if Simba craves meat, there's no way he'd ever eat us. 302 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,706 I wouldn't hang around to find out if I were you. 303 00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:52,077 You know that lion is getting hungrier and hungrier 304 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,326 for some meerkat meatloaf. 305 00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:56,167 That's what I was saying! 306 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,420 Or a little warthog ratatouille. 307 00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,003 What do we do? 308 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,958 Don't worry. I will take care of you. 309 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,380 I know a place where we'll all be safe. 310 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,250 Well, come on, Pumbaa. Let's go. 311 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,787 Gee, I don't know, Timon. 312 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:15,209 Well, it's a good thing I do or we'd end up being eaten alive. 313 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,383 Come on. 314 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:23,075 Looks like we made a clean getaway. 315 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,786 Yes, a very clean getaway. 316 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,455 This is safe? 317 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:32,075 Yes. Safe as a bug in a rug. 318 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:35,792 - Speaking of bugs, I'm starved. - So am I. 319 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:38,669 Yes. So am I. 320 00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,709 So, what's for lunch? 321 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,170 You! 322 00:20:45,709 --> 00:20:47,079 Run, Pumbaa! 323 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:54,499 I've been trying to get you away from Simba for months! 324 00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:59,247 You big, juicy, fat warthog! 325 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:04,250 And you, lean, tender, little meerkat. 326 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:07,627 This doesn't look good, Timon! 327 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,541 Well, This would never have happened 328 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:13,745 if you hadn't rescued a carnivorous meat-eating lion, my friend. 329 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,415 "Can we keep him, Timon? 330 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,710 He's so cute and little and all alone." 331 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,995 You said he'd be on our side. 332 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,213 You said it! You said it! 333 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,495 I am on your side. 334 00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:48,963 Well, that predator learned his lesson. 335 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,461 I hope he's not the only one. 336 00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:56,329 What? I didn't really think you were gonna eat us. 337 00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,918 Come on, Timon. 338 00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:01,378 You wouldn't be lyin' to a lion now, would ya? 339 00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:04,748 That's a good one, Simba! 340 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,834 You like that? 341 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,915 Carnivores. Oy! 25615

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