Original subtitles

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Ain't no passing craze ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Timon and Pumbaa ♪

Timon, I know I said I wanted to go out for dinner,

but why did we have to go all the way to China?

Why, Chinese food, of course.

For starters, an egg roly poly.

Then onto our main course, kung pao caterpillars,

ginger sesame slugs, mu shu maggots, dumlock leeches and chicken chow mein.

Mu shu maggots! Satisfactifying! What's for dessert?

A fortune cockroach.

Boy!

What's it say?

What's our fortune? Come on, come on, come on.

Confu...

- I think It's pronounced... - I know how It's pronounced, Pumbaa.

I was just sounding it out.

"Confusion says you will soon bear a great reward."

What a bunch of baloney!

These things never come true.

Aww, I think the little fella's sad.

Pumbs, you're a genius. That warthog intuition strikes again.

We should cheer the kid up.

A panda cheering-up joke. There's a million of them.

Hey, where ya from?

Did you know last week,

I actually lifted up a giant panda with only one finger?

The lifting was easy. The hard part was finding a panda with only one finger.

Ooh!

Stop. My sides.

Psst. you know, I'd take your picture, but I've only got color film.

Color film!

Hey, cheer up, kid.

It's not like you're lost and cold

and alone and afraid you may never see your parents again.

He's lost his mom and pop.

Maybe we should help him find them.

Give me one good reason why we should help this bear.

- That's it. - What's what?

Mwah!

Our fortune!

"Bear a great reward."

But you said...

Forget what I said. This is a bear, right? And according to our fortune,

if we return this bear to his parents...

We'll get a big reward.

One little, two little, three little dollars!

Four little, five little, six little dollars!

Seven little, eight little, nine little dollars!

♪ Looks like our fortunes are wrong ♪

That's not how it goes.

What do you think, kid?

Don't tell me. You're afraid of heights.

It doesn't look safe anyhow, Timon. We'd never make it across.

Don't talk nonsense. It's perfectly safe.

They send people out to inspect these things, ya know?

You first.

Wow! What a view!

We're in trouble.

Smile.

Stop the insanity!

Timon? Where's Timon?

Let's go. And bring the plush toy with you.

Great. A wall.

Why would anyone in their right minds build a wall here?

Maybe it was built by the great Emperor Shug Huandi

of the Chin Dynasty over 2,000 years ago

to protect against the invasion of barbaric nomads.

Stop that mindless prattle, Pumbaa. I'm thinking.

We'll never get over.

Not over, Pumbaa, under.

Ooh, under.

Before we continue, may I ask you a few personal questions?

Any fear of tunnels? Fear of the dark?

Any soil allergies?

Any aversion to worms, spiders, gophers, moles, groundhogs,

rabbits, snakes, insurance salesman, beetles, balloons

or any variety of earth-burrowing animal or subterranean insect?

Alright, everybody, into the pool.

But, Timon.

What now?

I'm not gonna fit.

You're right.

We'll send the bear in first.

Pumbaa, I'm gonna need some help here.

Pumbaa?

Pumbaa, where'd you go?

Hakuna Matata!

No reward is worth this.

Hey, look! Somebody left a suitcase out here in the middle of nowhere.

- But isn't that... - Say,

this is our suitcase.

You know what this means?

- We're back where we started? - We're back where we started.

Poor little fella. We'll never find his folks now.

Well, maybe It's better that way.

I mean, what kind of parents would lose their kid in the first place?

- Timon... - I'll tell you what kind, Pumbaa.

Careless parents.

Careless and quartzy,

half-baked, reckless, mutton-topped, hair-brained...

Hey, how much do you think our reward's gonna be?

Five hundred, a thousand, ten thousand?

I think we already got it.

You're right, Pumbaa.

Virtue is its own reward.

Come on, let's leave the happy family alone.

Look, Timon,

rhino triplets. They look so sad.

I'll bet they're lost.

Maybe we should help them find their parents. What do you say?

Pumbaa, I say...

we're gonna be rich!

Hey!

What was that?

That was your alarm clonk.

Yeah!

Sorry there, Eddy.

Finders keepers, sleepers weepers.

Now, now, Banzai. It's not nice to steal.

That kind of behavior is just plain shameless.

Why, I'd even say it's... breakfast!

Breakfast?

Yeah. And I think you'll find we have

a lovely selection to choose from this morning.

♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪

Aw, there you go.

Do you see what I see?

Yeah.

No!

Come on! What are you, some kind of birdbrain?

We ain't never gonna get our paws on

a mother ostrich who's got, like, 300 pounds on us.

Well, first of all, you should never mention a woman's weight.

And second of all, it ain't the ostrich we're going after.

It's the omelet.

Ooh, the egg.

You gonna try for the egg?

Ooh, man, you oughta have your head eggs-amined.

Fried eggs... poached eggs.

- Forget it. - Eggs Benedict... egg foo yong.

Absolutely not.

Egg salad and eggplant on egg bread with egg custard.

And eggnog?

Eggs-actly.

Okay.

Okay, I'll do it, man, I'll do it.

Just please stop egging me on.

Okay, boys,

it's time to scramble.

♪ La la la la la La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la La la la la ♪

Shh.

It's not nice to steal, ya know?

♪ La la la la la La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la... ♪

The perfect ostrich eliminator.

And now... what time is it?

Breakfast time.

It's not nice to steal, ya know?

That wasn't so bad.

♪ La la la la la La la la la ♪

♪ La la la la... ♪

That was my foot.

I'm telling you, Banzai, I do not dig this idea.

Yeah, well, if you would, we'd be there by now.

So keep tunneling. We're almost under the egg.

Well, how do you know which way to go?

Easy, make a right.

No, make a straight.

Well, I think you should go left.

Left? Right!

It's not nice to steal, ya know?

Shenzi, I don't think we're in Kenya anymore, babe.

♪ La la la la la La la la la ♪

Man, if we steer him just right, he's gonna flatten her like a pancake.

With a side of eggs for us.

Okay, can it. Here he comes.

Road work. Detour.

Yeah, follow the signs.

Hello. Anybody home? We got a job to do here, Dumbo.

So, get packin', ya pachyderm.

♪ La la la la la... ♪

There you go. Straight ahead.

Alright, that's it. Cool. Come on, brother.

Bless you.

Thank you, ma'am.

It's not nice to steal, ya know?

Now, come on, Shenzi.

You don't gotta walk circles over this thing now.

But I want that egg!

There's gotta be some way of egging her off that egg.

Ed, you're a genius!

What do you mean?

I mean, birds of a feather gotta stick together.

♪ And down will come baby ♪

♪ Egg shell and all ♪

My goodness, a lovely day for egg sitting, wouldn't you agree?

My, yes.

And an even lovelier day to put one's head in the sand.

Wouldn't you say?

Ooh, what a lovely idea.

Yes. Isn't it, though?

Hello? Hello?

Well, I just don't know.

Well, boys, persistence pays off.

And now, this egg belongs to me.

Whoa-ho-ho! Wait a minute now. You don't do that. This egg is mine.

Egg? Egg?

That's funny. I don't see no stinkin' egg.

But hold the phone, jerky.

I do see three helpless little babies.

Aww, what's the matter? You lose your mother?

Well, since ya lost your mother, maybe youse can find her down there.

High, ain't it?

Bye! Ain't it?

Why, junior!

Yes, ma'am.

Remember what I always say.

It's not nice to steal now.

And speaking of which, I believe this belongs to you.

Anyone for an egg roll?

♪ Rum dum dum dum ♪

♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪

♪ Dom dom dom dom ♪

♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪

♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪

♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪

♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪

♪ Dum dum dum dum ♪

♪ When the night has come ♪

♪ And the land is dark ♪

♪ And the moon is the only ♪

♪ Light we'll see ♪

♪ I won't be afraid ♪

♪ No, I won't be afraid ♪

♪ Just as long as you stand ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ So, Pumbaa, Pumbaa ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Whoa, stand by me ♪

♪ Whoa, stand ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ If the sky that we look upon ♪

♪ Should tumble and fall ♪

♪ Or the mountains ♪

♪ They should crumble to the sea ♪

♪ I won't cry ♪

You won't cry?

♪ No, I won't shed a tear ♪

- Won't shed a tear? - ♪ Just as long ♪

♪ As you stand ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ So, Pumbaa, Pumbaa ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Whoa, won't you stand by me ♪

♪ Whoa, stand ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

I don't think I like this song!

♪ So, Pumbaa, Pumbaa ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Won't you stand by me ♪

♪ Stand ♪

Come on!

♪ Stand by me ♪

- ♪ Stand by me ♪ - Timon!

- Yes? - Can I sing the next song?

- Sure, as long as you stand by me. - Fair enough.

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ Won't you stand by me ♪

♪ Won't you stand by me ♪

♪ I know you need me ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪

♪ Stand by me ♪