Original subtitles

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪

♪ Ain't no passin' craze ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna! Matata! ♪

♪ Timon! Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna! Matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Timon & Pumbaa ♪

Hey!

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ What fun it is to ride ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

Hey...

Hey, Timon! Look at the size of this snowflake!

♪ A wiki-waki weekend ♪

♪ That's what's in store for we ♪

♪ A wiki-waki weekend ♪

♪ Guess we're not gonna ski ♪

That's right, Pumbaa. Instead of hittin' the slopes,

we'll hit the beach.

Here, put on this sarong.

What sarong?

Nothin'. What's a-wrong with you?

The classics never die.

This is the life, Timon!

Fresh ocean air,

lunch specials of lichen,

and not a soul to be seen for miles around!

Ugga.

Ugga.

Our own unspoiled tropical Island paradise,

untainted by the outside world.

Yes, sir.

When it comes to a day at the beach, we do things right, Pumbaa?

Right, Pumbaa? Pumbaa?

Pumbaa! Pumbaa!

Pumbaa!

Pumbaa!

Help!

Help!

Mmmmm! Help!

Umgulla-boogulla. You goofs!

Does this mean I'm no longer the main course?

Take courage, Pumbaa, old pal. I... Timon

your fearless friend... will find and rescue you.

You gotta be brave!

You've gotta be strong!

You've gotta be... kidding.

Hello, Pumbaa.

Timon! Thank goodness you're here!

I've been trying to get these guys to let me go,

but they won't stop waiting on me hand and foot.

Will this nightmare never end? Pure torture, I can see.

Why, look.

You're almost out of tartar sauce. Seems I got here just in the nick of time.

Say, you're not sore, are you?

Sore? Why should I be sore?

You only had me worried sick! I thought you were bacon!

Instead, I find you livin' high on the hog.

Now, take off that silly chapeau.

Umgulla-boogulla! Capture him!

Now what?

I think displeased them!

Displeased them?

Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa.

Au contraire.

You are way off. Can you not see what is happening here?

Because of my leadership qualities and vast intellect,

they've decided to make me king instead of you.

And of course, I will go along with it.

- You know why? - Why?

Because I'll do anything to help my best pal Pumbaa.

You're a true friend, Timon!

I try.

Umgulla-boogulla. To the mountain!

Say, where are they taking you?

Probably off to some sort of coronation or pancake breakfast.

Don't worry. I shall return.

Now, as your royal person and leader and, C.E.O.

and basic good old-fashioned emperor,

I have but a few simple demands.

First, I would like peace and harmony amongst all the tribes of the islands.

Yeah, that's good. And second, I'd like $1 million...

or pearls or clams or ugallas.

Actually, why don't you give me the million clams first.

We'll do the peace and harmony amongst the tribes second.

That works out well. Yeah, And third, I want-body fur-brushing

every morning with a nice stiff-bristle brush.

You know, now that I think why not give me the clams and fur-brushing

first and second 'cause they're easy.

And third, we'll do the peace and harmony amongst the tribes.

So let's review, shall we? Get a pencil.

First, we have the million clams, then the morning fur-brushing,

the lifetime supply of drums, the solid-gold kayak, conga drum lessons,

bamboo hut with whirlpool bath, and... what was that last...

I remember now, the peace and harmony law.

Aah!

Okay! Forget about the whirlpool bath! What are you doing? Stop!

I've got lava phobia.

- My skin's very sensitive to molten rock! - Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Please! You can't throw me in there!

I'll do anything! Anything! Anything!

Here's your grub. I hope you choke. I mean...

I'm Timon, and I'll be your waiter.

Here's your royal nourishment, almighty, all-powerful Pumbaa.

How degrading.

I got you some extra mud for your bath.

Wow! You shouldn't have. Thanks, Timon.

You're doing a really great job, servant boy.

Sorry about this, Timon.

You are too kind, supreme royal big cheesiness.

I don't know how long I can keep this up.

We gotta get out of here.

- We can't leave yet. - Why not?

You haven't done my other hoof.

Umgulla-boogulla. Big problem! Umgulla. Big problem!

What's up with shorty?

Umgulla-boogulla. Restore fire.

Timon, I think he wants me to make fire.

Don't look at me. You're wearing the "I'm the king of the jungle" hat.

Eee!

Well, I guess it can't hurt to give it a try.

I did it. I did it! I... did it!

You did it, alright.

Umgulla. Impostor!

We're in trouble.

Umgulla-boogulla. Get them!

Step on it!

It's a dead end!

What are we gonna do, Timon?

There's only one thing to do... samba!

Umgulla-boogulla! You goofs!

I've had it to here with getting hit with that thing.

These bein'-native weekends are no fun anymore.

Let's get back to the university.

Umgulla-boogulla. Come back!

Umgulla-boogulla! We'll lose our deposit!

Timon, I think we gave them the slip.

Looks that way. Come on.

Let's get back to the beach before the whole day's wasted.

Aah!

Developers.

Oye!

The Saskatchewan sky-high beetle...

The tastiest, most gut-satisfying beetle in the universe.

Careful, Timon! To your left! No! No! Your other left!

Aah!

That's it! Be careful!

I hope Pumbaa appreciates what I'm goin' through for our dinner.

Timon, I hope you know I appreciate what you're going through for our dinner.

Of course, of course. Hello there.

I'd like you to meet my two good friends... Salt and pepper. Yeow!

♪ La-la la-la la ♪

Whoa! Yaah!

Wow! Timon! That was amazing!

What, my gymnastic abilities?

No, that flying squirrel. Did you see it?

Wait! Look! There comes another one!

Where?

- Aaahhh! - Yahh!

Goin' down.

Don't worry, Timon!

I'll place a large, soft thing here for you to land on.

Ooh!

But I wanna wear the pink one, Mommy.

Sorry.

Next time, go for a king-size bed. Now, step aside.

Timon... are you sure you wanna climb

all the way back up there?

I didn't trek all the way to Saskatchewan to end up with an empty stomach.

- But, Timon... - Yesss?

- You've fallen 16 times. - And your point is?

You need someone to help.

Like who?

Puhh!

Pfuuutt! Pfuuutt! Puhh! Puhh!

What is this? Can't a girl get a break around here?

How about her?

Yeah, I need a flying squirrel like I need a hole in the head.

Timon, don't you get it? She's a flying squirrel.

That means she can fly, and she can fly up there and get the beetles for us.

Stop with the chatter, Pumbaa. I've got an idea!

Now, she's a flying squirrel. Therefore, she can fly up there

and get those beetles for us.

Beg your pardon, ma'am. The name's Timon, and this is my bestest best pal Pumbaa.

- My pleasure. - Yeah, charmed.

We couldn't help but noticing you're quite the accomplished flyer.

Your landings could use a little work, but regardless,

would you please fly up to the tippity tip top of these dangerously high trees

and shake down a few hundred beetles for us?

We're starved.

Famished, even.

What's in it for me?

You see, Pumbaa, this is the problem with folks today.

Everybody's always out for something.

Well, you want something. So do I.

The one elusive thing I've desired for so long is... him.

♪ La la la ♪

♪ La-la la-la la la la ♪

♪ La-la-la la ♪

Say, Timon, isn't that the guy that almost knocked you out of the tree earlier?

Yeah, yeah, give him a medal.

Alright now. Let me see if I got this right, cupcake.

We snag dream boy for you, and you'll snag us a barrelful of beetles.

That's the deal.

We're gonna be matchmakers! Isn't this so romantic, Timon?

I've got goosebumps. It's a deal, babycakes.

You go up and fix yourself a nice squirrelly dinner,

and we'll deliver Mr. Right right to the table.

Give me some room, pal.

♪ La-la la ♪

♪ La-la la-la la la la la ♪

- Get him? - Not yet.

♪ La-la la la-la la-la la ♪

♪ La-la-la... la ♪

- Did you get him? - Not yet.

♪ La-la la ♪

♪ La-la la-la la ♪

♪ La-la-la la ♪

Did you get him?

Not... yet.

♪ La la la ♪

let's go over it once more.

Have you considered the prevailing south wind

and the position of the plank on the fulcrum

as it relates to our differing body weights?

I'll make a note of it, Swinestein.

Get ready!

There he is! Jump Pumba! Jump!

Hakuna Matata!

Yeow!

Aw, gee, Timon, it sure is great you're going to all this trouble

to get a couple of kids to have dinner and maybe fall in love.

No. The only reason I want to get those two squirrels to have dinner

is so we can have dinner.

Voila!

I don't get it.

The sign says, "Stop! Fresh nuts below."

- So? - Our hairy little aviator up there

reads this sign, comes down here to get the nuts, and wham! We nab him.

And this way, you won't smash your head painfully into a tree branch

or get propelled miles and miles away, only to land in thorny bushes.

Ooh... right, right.

Here he comes. Quick! Hide!

♪ La-la la la-la la-la la ♪

♪ La-la-la la... ♪

Aah!

Ooh!

We probably could've done without the electrified geodesic dome.

Probably.

Let me out of here! Hey, somebody let me out of here!

In the name of good bread!

Now what are we going to do, Timon?

How are we going to get him to the dinner?

Just follow my cue.

Hello, sir. Where you from?

You! The person that's trying to catch me?

Only so Pumbaa here could let you know that...

It's your lucky day.

Zees is lucky? Ha! I am in a cage!

Part of the luckiness of the day.

We represent the forest restaurant association,

affiliation, corporation, and such.

You have been awarded a free complimentary and gratis dinner.

Free dinner? Ooh.

I have never won anything in my life.

Well, now you have. Congratulations.

Now, if you'll kindly follow Pumbaa, he'll show you to your table.

This way, you lucky winner!

Bonjour. Welcome.

This evening we're serving nuts on nuts with a side of nuts,

- lightly covered with a macadamia sauce. - That's made with nuts.

Magnifique!

Ooh! My taste buds, they tremble!

It appears your dining guest has arrived.

Guest? Wait a second. You never mentioned any...

Presenting Mademoiselle Piper!

Yeah!

You!

You are so... how you say... beautiful.

Why, thank you.

Where have you been all my life?

I'm so proud to be a part of this sentimentalness.

I'm so hungry, I could eat that entire tree stump.

You know, my whole life's been filled with meaningless frivolity,

going where I want doing only what I want.

No one has ever told me when to fly,

where to fly, when to stop or keep going.

Now that's all going to change.

No more endless days and carefree nights flying about as I please.

Who needs it? No more dropping whatever I'm doing

just to soar endlessly through the trees. Who wants it?

I'll give it all up...

for you.

Time out! Time out!

Let me get this straight Romeo, you want to give up all your freedom

to settle down with her?

I hate to tell you, but the nuts aren't on your plate,

they're in your head!

Hey! This is love!

Love, schmove. You're making a major mistake here, Casanova.

Timon! Calm down.

I am calm!

It's the squirrel here who's being irrational.

What's your problem?

He's just being romantic.

Don't you get it, Pumbaa? It's the old ball and chain.

He's a goner, never to fly again. I will not be a party to this charade!

But, Timon, together they'll live happily ever after.

What book did you read that malarkey out of?

Pretty much all of 'em.

Lover boy, we got years to catch up on.

Well, that ain't for me, Pumbaa. No, siree! Not for me.

Hakuna Matata... no worries.

That's a motto to live by.

Timon...

That poor guy's making a big mistake, Pumbaa.

- Timon! - What?

I'm still hungry!

Me, too. I'm starved.

Hey, wait a second! Where'd they go? Hey, somebody owes us some bugs!

Alright, I'll start climbin'.