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- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Mauricio just came back from Dubai,

and I've always wanted to go there.

I would love if everybody would want

to jump on board for a girls trip.

- Seriously?

I have always wanted to go to Dubai.

Yolanda being sick, which I believe she is sick...

- She's sick.

- But I believe that we are painted in a corner

because of that sickness.

I... I do. - Maybe you...

I don't feel that way. - I do.

Maybe she uses that sickness

to her advantage in a lot of ways.

- I'm not going there. - I know.

- The other day I saw a picture with you and Kim and Brandi,

and then you didn't come to her dinner,

and it got me.

- It's none of your business, really.

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills, you can be anything,

but it's most important to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- Don't hate the game.

Just marry a player.

- I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

♪ ♪

- I haven't worn any makeup in 11 months.

♪ ♪

- Well, you look gorgeous.

- You know, I mean, I haven't done any Botox,

you know, or anything now for, like, three years.

Like, it's funny to see

how your face changes.

Tonight is the event for the Global Lyme Alliance,

and I'm kind of nervous.

I've been in a bathrobe for the past 14 months,

but you know, it's for my cause,

and I'm gonna show up, and I'm going to do it.

- Watch my diamonds.

Don't make them dull. - Exactly.

- They need to see my rocks a-sparkling.

- Yes, darling. - I think you're perfect.

- Got it. - Got it.

- Can we take a photo, or...

- Yeah, let's do it. - It's not the time, or...

- No, of course. - Okay, cool.

It's always the time.

Why don't we give you, like,

on the table or on the couch?

- Yeah, on the table.

Ooh, yes.

- Yes, honey.

[camera shutter clicking]

- Oh, there we go.

- Yes, that's it, that's it.

- Holy Toledo.

- Oh, hi.

Hi, come on in.

Meet my friends.

- Hi.

- I have a really interesting view back here.

She's like, "Pain-killer." [laughs]

- Sorry, we were just fáááing around playing.

- Oh, my God, I walked in with a really good view.

- With my ass. I am sorry. I apologize.

- Yeah, it was all good. - All right, session's over.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, that looks beautiful, baby.

Evening. Thank you.

Oh, perfect.

Wow, looks beautiful, huh?

♪ ♪

- Hi, Tommy.

How are you?

- No wonder.

- Hi. - Hi.

- You look amazing. - It looks terrific.

- Everybody that played a big role in my recovery

is here tonight,

and you know, that means so much to me

because those are the people I want to share,

you know, this moment with.

- This is gorgeous.

Oh, like, we're thinking [speaks inaudibly].

- That's so cute.

- There are all types of charity events.

You could be selling cookies at church,

and that's a charity event.

But a gala in New York City, it's a big deal.

- It looks... - Right.

Yeah, I hear that.

- [laughs] - You scared me.

Hi.

I'm like, "Who is that?"

- I was so distracted

looking at your gorgeous kids on the red carpet.

- Where are they?

- I was getting, like, all sentimental.

- Are they there?

- They're on the red carpet looking so cute.

You have no idea.

You can't miss it; you got to go look.

- All right, you should go. All right.

- I was not expecting this event to be so big.

I'm kind of taken aback.

I'm hoping that tonight I'm going to learn

more about Lyme disease and exactly what Yolanda

and all these people have been going through.

♪ ♪

- Aw, look how cute they look.

- Hi, Mommy. - How are you, my love?

♪ ♪

- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tommy Hilfiger.

[applause]

- Good evening and thank you.

I'm happy to be here tonight

to introduce my courageous daughter, Ally.

[applause]

- I come tonight before you with my passion

and my request for us to focus

on the youngest victims of Lyme disease.

They are my daughter, your son,

your grandchildren.

- I'm thankful to be here today

to share with you my story of life.

The hardest part was convincing others around me

that I was sick.

I think it was hard for them to understand

because I looked perfectly healthy from the outside.

- I always felt, like, dirty and weird

even hearing Lisa Rinna use the word "Munchausen's"

and being in that setting with her

and not being more defensive.

- Munchausen syndrome has been renamed

"Factitious Disorder,"

wherein those affected feign disease, illness,

or psychological trauma

to draw attention, sympathy,

or reassurance to themselves.

- And being here tonight

and listening to what these people are saying,

I just... I feel bad about that.

- It's with great pleasure

that I introduce you to Gigi Hadid

who will introduce her mom

who's an honoree tonight, Yolanda Foster.

[cheers and applause]

- Hi, everyone.

Before someone I loved was affected with something

that drastically and negatively changed her quality of life,

I didn't really understand the meaning of the word "hope."

For a whole year, I watched my mom struggle

to understand the pain and confusion

that she was experiencing

but that no one seemed to have the answers for.

Finally after being falsely diagnosed for many things,

my mom was diagnosed with neurological Lyme disease.

Naturally, on social media these days,

there were so many people

that were uninformed and quick to shame her

just because she looked good on the outside.

The Global Alliance is hope,

and tonight we are honoring the person that,

more than anyone I know,

is hope for Lyme disease awareness,

my mom.

For your fight, for your passion,

and for making your journey one that will help so many,

I'm so proud to honor you with this award.

- Hearing Gigi speak,

her words were just so beautiful.

- I love you.

[cheers and applause]

- This has been really hard for all of us, you know?

This hasn't been a walk in the park.

I don't know if it's heartbreaking or heartwarming,

or you know... it's kind of in between, I guess.

Thank you, Gigi.

Thank you for exceeding every hope,

every dream,

and every expectation I ever had for you.

Thank you to my courageous husband

for making actions speak louder than words

and standing by me during this painful

and very unromantic journey.

You're a really good nurse. - Yeah.

- This is not what you signed up for, my baby.

This wasn't part of the nuptials.

- You be the patient.

I'll be the doctor, okay?

- My two youngest children, Bella and Anwar,

were diagnosed with chronic Lyme disease

in early 2012.

- It's really hard because a part of me

feels guilty for talking about her children.

What's going on with Anwar and Bella's Lyme disease?

What does Mohamed say?

- No, she's the only one that has it.

- Saying the children don't have Lyme disease

is discrediting their journey of three years.

- I'm not a doctor.

- It's really upsetting,

and I just want her to know that I felt bad.

- This is my promise to you.

I will continue to search the globe

until we find the cure affordable for all.

Thank you, Anwar, Gigi, Bella,

and my husband and all my friends.

I love you. Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

- I think that this really closes a chapter

on a lot of doubt and misunderstandings.

Had Rinna been able to attend the event,

she would've been able to see there's more than one person

saying the same things

that Yolanda's been saying about her disease.

Perhaps she would've felt differently

about the Munchausen thing.

- I feel so bad I was even in a room

with the same conversation.

I really can't. I'm tortured.

- You can't do that. It's all right.

- I wasn't even that much a part of that, though.

I got dragged in when it was about the post, not about that.

But I... even now I'm like, "I can't even deal."

Like, I'm so upset right now.

You have no idea.

- I can't, as her friend, not... I can't tolerate that.

I can't.

I cannot do that. That's not cool.

- I hear you.

- And ignorance really is not an excuse.

- No, it isn't.

- Let's be honest.

It's not just Rinna. Vanderpump does it too.

- She says one more thing,

she's gonna have her head fáááing bitten off.

- Right? - No, it's not fair.

You can't do that.

- It's wrong. - Wrong.

- If I had known what I know now about Lyme disease,

I would never have allowed that conversation

to continue with Lisa Rinna.

I would've shut it down right away.

I'm saying that before I even saw Bella crying here,

I'm already bawling seeing them on the red carpet.

I don't know... I'm just... I guess as a mommy,

I see them, I get very, like, you know, touched.

And then seeing, you know, you all here

and Bella crying, I lost it.

I feel bad now. - Because of the kids?

Because the kids didn't want to talk about it,

you know what I mean?

The kids didn't want... They didn't want anybody

talking about it, and then...

- I feel so bad. - Aw.

She gets it on a deeper level.

When it hit her emotions, I knew I...

That's all I wanted, is for them to understand.

As a mother, I'll back... I'll do anything.

- I wish so much that the rest of the women

could be here and hear all this.

- Do you plan to help my children

and to bring them through...

- Look at these gorgeous faces.

I can't even take the gorgeousness.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- All mothers and women

think that guys are totally irresponsible,

and they never get anything done right,

and they forget everything, and they're always... come on.

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

- Hi, darling. - Hey, Mom.

- How are you? - I'm good, how are you?

- Good.

It's beautiful out, isn't it?

- It is, yeah.

♪ ♪

- Do you want to sit outside? - Yeah, sure.

- I would've gone to Yolanda's benefit in New York,

but I had to go to London to renew my passport.

I hope it's gonna be a fun trip to Dubai,

'cause it took three days,

so it was literally there and back.

It was exhausting.

So what's going on? Nothing?

- Uh, well, same old thing, you know?

- Max has been, you know, consistent in working.

He runs food at Sur,

and he's one of those kids that really nothing bothers him.

I've got a gift for you.

Very small. - What?

- He would rather just play guitar

and not do much of anything else at all,

but I've made him hold down his job,

and he's been responsible,

and I'm gonna reward him.

Something small.

It's small.

You might not like it.

♪ ♪

- You're kidding me.

You're joking.

Really?

No.

Are you kidding me?

What?

Oh! - Is it what you want?

- Oh, my God, yes, it is, yeah.

Mom. - Yeah?

- Come here. Give me a hug.

- Is it what you wanted?

- Of course it's what I wanted.

Are you kidding me, right?

- No, I'm not kidding you. - The bow is a bit...

- I went to get it myself.

- The bow's a bit ridiculous, but...

- Well, come on.

I gave my children something that I didn't have.

I told my children I love them every single day.

My parents didn't tell me that.

Do you like it? - Dad.

- Yeah? - You're kidding me, right?

- She bought it. - I love it.

Are you joking me?

That's the one I wanted. - She bought it for you.

- Maybe it's very British.

I never heard that.

They didn't think they had to,

and I think you can either go the way of your parents,

or you can go the complete opposite,

and I went the complete opposite.

Well, you're gonna be late for work, so off you go.

- Yeah, I am.

- I love you. - I love you too.

I love you too. Thank you so much again.

- You're welcome.

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Oh, my goodness.

♪ ♪

- I know.

- At this moment, I'm glad I'm not you.

- Why?

- Well, it's exciting and everything to go to Dubai,

but I mean...

- I went out, and I did go shopping,

and I bought a lot for Dubai.

Don't tell Harry Hamlin.

- I'd go with just a little bag

and a pair of jeans, but...

- I know, but I have to dress for at least... what?

Five nights and five days, so that means ten outfits.

♪ ♪

- Not too hard.

Not too hard, but not too soft.

Let go.

- Okay, you put your arms down.

- Okay. Beautiful... ah!

- You kidding me?

♪ ♪

- You're a genius.

- Thank you.

- I can't get away.

Thank you.

- Isn't it crazy that I'm going to Dubai?

- Yeah, yeah, it is.

- This is happening.

It's very exciting and terrifying,

but exciting.

- Plus, it's 110 degrees, right?

- Plus, it's Dubai,

so my question is, do I have to cover up?

- You mean Muslim-wise? - Yes.

Dubai is in the Middle East,

and in the Middle East, they have very strict rules.

You cannot curse,

you cannot dress inappropriately,

and you cannot use your middle finger.

I'm fáááed.

- No swearing,

so we'll have nothing to say to each other.

- You really can't do that in public, right?

- No, you really can't.

You have to be covered up.

Women have to have, like, shawl...

Like, you can't wear, like, a tank top.

- Really, yeah?

- So I have to bring, like,

little shawls and things to cover up.

- Do I bring bikinis?

- I don't know how Muslim UAE is.

- I think Dubai is, like, so metropolitan.

It's... my feeling is... I've been told

that you can wear whatever you want.

You don't have to cover,

but I don't like the idea of prison.

If I got arrested in Dubai,

I would want Eileen to be my cellmate.

- I would pick Lisa Vanderpump.

- Lisa Rinna's so skinny,

she could probably squeeze through the bars

and let us all out.

- If I got arrested in Dubai,

I think I'd like Kathryn to be my cellmate,

'cause she could beat the sháá out of anybody.

- I think I'd rather have Lisa Vanderpump as my cellmate.

Maybe she could spin a web, and then we could,

you know, capture the guards and get away.

[laughs]

- Maybe Erika,

because we could have Tom get us out.

That's who you want to go to jail with.

And then we also have to talk about the schedule,

just, you know, for next week.

- Oh, yeah.

- 'Cause you're in charge.

Well, here's what worries me about being gone:

that no one will get where they need to go.

Getting to school, getting to appointments,

just having the machinery work.

There's a machine that works here,

and I run it.

- You know Jesse has a tutor, right?

And you'll just have to be on top of all of that

and make sure that he does his homework as usual.

Listen, all I care about is that Jesse's fed

and he gets to school.

Anything else, I don't care anymore.

- I want you to make sure you know where they are.

- They will check in with me every three hours.

- Every three hours they need to check in with you,

and you just... Just keep track of them.

- Why do you think... Is it because I'm a guy?

- Yes.

- And all mothers and women

think that guys are totally irresponsible,

and they never get anything done right,

and they forget every thing, and they're always... come on!

I mean, I'm... look around you.

- I'm sorry, but... - How did this happen?

- Well, you.

♪ ♪

- This is very beach.

I'm by the pool.

You're not by the pool.

♪ ♪

- You have too much body for that, though.

- Not... well, wait.

- You're too sexy.

Let them wear that. - Are we all excited?

- Are you ready for the... - I am very ready.

- The Middle East explosion? - Hi!

- Are you ready for this? - Hi.

- Good to see you. - You too.

- M-I-D.

- Hi, baby. - What's happening?

- You are. - You ready for this?

- Are you ready for this?

- Well, packing for a trip like this is difficult,

because there's a lot of stuff, and I know that we're gonna be

doing a lot of different things,

and you want to have a lot of options,

so you want to be able to really get into character.

I'm thinking since we're traveling

3/4 of the way around the planet

that we will be glamorous.

- Well, hello, we're going to Dubai.

- Appropriate. - Yeah, always.

- And but... you know, fashion, fashion, fashion.

- Here, grab that thing that says "Dubai."

- Oh, this? Is this her look book?

- Yeah, it is. - It's an Erika Jayne look book.

So kind of get into that, and then all the pieces

are here, and we can talk through.

- Ooh.

- We have a look book

in order to plan for the occasion, really.

Earrings, full outfits, shoes, accessories,

everything, just so you have everything,

so when you get there, it's super fast.

You can get down to the business of having fun

and not worried about, "What am I wearing with this?"

- That's my favorite piece.

- What is this? - Frank, look.

This needs a...

- Wow, that is... - That needs an explosion.

- This needs a video shoot.

- That looks like... that looks very "Arabian Nights."

- Doesn't it?

We're going to, like, one of the most

glamorous cities in the world.

Do you think I want to...

I don't want to look like a hag.

I'm bringing my glam squad along

because that's just how I live.

They go with me.

Hey, squad.

- To Dubai.

- With moi, and we'll see you there.

- Yeah, you guys are traveling separate.

- Okay, so we're not traveling with you?

- No. - Do they know we're coming?

- No. - Oh, no.

Wow.

- You are a shady girl.

- Shady. - No.

- Coming up...

- You guys, look where we are.

- Kyle, you did something right for once.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning. - Hi, how are you?

- Fine, how are you? Welcome to Delta One.

- Good, thank you.

Thank you so much.

- Where are we off to today? - We are off to Dubai.

- Dubai? - Yes.

- Wonderful. - How long is it in total?

Do you know?

- 14 hours from Atlanta.

- 14 from Atlanta?

- 14 hours from Atlanta to Dubai.

- And now from here to Atlanta is five?

- 4 1/2.

- I told my friends it was, like, way less.

I really want to go to Dubai,

but I just don't want to have to get there.

Right now, I wish I was "Bewitched,"

and I could just be like...

[laughs] Dubai.

♪ ♪

- Good morning. Welcome to Delta one.

- Hey, how are you? - Fine, how are you?

- I'm checking these two.

I will carry on that.

Oh, this is nice.

- I hear a voice I recognize.

- Hey! - How are you?

- Good, how are you? - I'm good.

How are you? - Nice to see you.

I love to see everybody's travel outfits.

- I'm always super comfortable. - I wondered.

I was like, "What will Erika Jayne wear on an airplane?"

- Erika is comfort. - Yeah, you are.

- And when I get on the ground, that's different.

- But you do have your pink kicks.

- Well, of course I have style.

- So you've got style. - I have style.

- Okay, and then... I mean, you know, I'm looking.

[laughs]

I did not expect Erika Jayne to be in tennis shoes.

God love her.

- Hi. - Thank you.

Hi. - Hi.

- Good morning. - Hi.

- Oh, my God.

- You look like a '70s dream.

I love it. - I know, right?

- I think it's adorable. - Are we ready?

- Yes. - Oh, my God, here we go.

- Ready, girls. - This should be fun.

- Oh, my gosh.

Okay, let's go.

- Off to Dubai. - Okay, let's do it.

♪ ♪

- Dubai bound.

- I'm dealing with a nervous flyer.

- I'm doing well, really well.

- How are you doing, how you feeling?

- I'm doing so great. - Are you drunk?

- No. No.

- Remember, no sháá in Dubai.

We'll get arrested.

I have a feeling Rinna's gonna get us arrested in Dubai.

- What are the chances?

- She's on her own.

If she gets thrown in the clink, we leave her behind.

♪ ♪

- How are you? - I'm okay, how are you?

- Good, welcome to Atlanta. - Be careful.

Get your shoes... - I'm here.

- Oh, this is perfect.

So you don't have to kind of muddle your way

through arrivals.

There's three Porsches

just taking you from one plane to the other.

Yep, well done.

Hi.

- How much you pay me to slide down this slide?

Oh, sorry, just kidding.

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- Where's my Rolls?

I wanted a gold Rolls.

- Wow, look at that.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- It took 24 hours, a whole day, to get here.

I feel like I've been round the world and back.

This trip better be worth it.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Wow.

[indistinct conversation]

- You guys, look where we are.

This is... - We made it.

- Here's the deal with the rooms.

There are two suites that have two bedrooms.

Erika has one of those, and I have the other one.

So Erika's gonna pick someone to stay with her.

I'm gonna pick someone to stay with me.

The other two rooms are single rooms.

One is the presidential suite,

and one is the underwater suite.

- Yes. - I want to try that room.

- You do? - I do.

- And I will do the presidential.

- So you two, us two, and then they room.

- Oh, Kathryn will come with me. - Okay.

- I have no problems rooming with Kathryn.

I mean, what happened

at the Habitat for Humanity and Wally's, I mean,

that's... and my house... My gosh, that's a lot.

Honestly, I thought we had spoken in confidence,

so I'm a little disappointed.

Do you feel bad?

No. - No!

Don't talk to me like that. - Don't talk to you how?

- They way you're like this in my face.

Don't... please don't do that.

- Or... or what?

It's, like, really far behind us,

so I'm really just looking forward

to having a good time with her.

- We are really going to have the full Dubai experience.

♪ ♪

- My love? - Yeah, babe.

- The only thing I'm sad to leave is our fridge.

Aw, should we kiss in it one more time?

- [laughs]

- The house has been on the market

for a year and a half,

and I'm just excited it has sold,

and I'm ready to move on.

- I bet you those are rotten up there, though.

- No, those are not real.

- Oh, they're not real? - Yeah.

Obviously my favorite memory of the house

is really my love and passion

for this family home

with my new husband and my children.

- What are you making?

- Your favorite, spaghetti Bolognese.

The lemon orchard...

You're so cute, Lucky.

Dinner parties...

- Welcome and cheers, and let's have a great night.

All: ♪ When the saints go marching in ♪

- Whoo!

- That's... a lot of happiness happened in this home.

- I have to do a little practicing today

and write some charts out for tonight.

I'm gonna play for this.

- I don't know if I can make it.

I'm so tired already.

- Why don't you just go home and then come back tomorrow?

- Baby, I can't. - You come back tomorrow.

- No, I can't.

Who's gonna lead the pack?

I mean, if we don't watch it,

we're just gonna pack stuff that we don't need.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- It just has to be done, baby.

- I got to finish my closet.

- I'll come and help you when I finish here.

- No, you just do your thing.

♪ ♪

- We're here, yay.

- Hello, good evening.

Welcome to Atlantis Palm.

- Good evening. I'm Serge.

Welcome to Atlantis Dubai.

- Nice to meet you. - Very nice to have you.

- Excited to be here.

- Oh, yes. - Thank you.

- This hotel is off-the-chart crazy.

It's like an Arabian Las Vegas experience.

This is just like nothing I've ever seen.

- Kyle, you did something right for once.

- Oh, my goodness.

- This is incredible.

- The lobby is massive.

The ceilings are higher than I've ever seen

in a hotel ever in my life.

It's beautiful.

- This is made by an American artist, Chihuly.

- Yes, I know him. - Correct, you know him?

- I know who he is, of course.

- Three thousand pieces of hand blown glass.

- It's gorgeous.

- Oh, so we go in here? - Yes.

- Hi, how are you? - Fine, thank you.

- We're checking in.

Kyle Richards.

We have a... we have a big group here.

I can give you everyone's names.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

Okay, shall we go get freshened up, girls?

- You really don't have to leave here

to do any shopping, right? - No.

- Yes, we do have little shops here.

- You have little shops?

- We do have The Avenue,

and you can do a little shopping.

- Here we go.

- Is this... - Yeah.

Here this is... We have two rooms.

This is the master bedroom.

- Wait, this is the room, or this is the lobby?

- Yeah, this is the room. - This is the room?

- Yeah, this is the royal suite room.

This is the most expensive room.

- This is our room? - Yes.

- So we're in the most expensive?

- Yes.

- Oh, see, Kyle, you've done something right.

- Coming up...

- She told people that I have Munchausen disease.

- What the fááá?

What is wrong with her?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Mama.

And these.

- Yo-yo. - Hey, B.

- Everyone's here! - Hi, how are you?

You got dressed to help me move.

Brandi has been pretty consistent

in showing up during this Lyme journey.

We're gonna go upstairs, and I need to do Gigi's room.

Let's just hang there. - Oh, okay.

- She's not a fake.

Like, she doesn't... She doesn't manipulate thoughts

before they come out.

It's just like, "Blah, it's here,"

and it's not always cute.

It's not always good, but it's real.

- I had a date last night. - You did? With who?

- He's so cute.

A guy I met on Tinder.

- Oh, my God, aren't you scared?

You're crazy.

- Last night was really good, and he's super hot,

but he had short arms.

- So what? - It was like... I don't know.

- Oh, my God, you're so mean.

- I know. - That is so mean.

- No, he... I liked...

- You got to get off this list of what they should be.

You got to just go for the feeling

and for somebody's heart.

Who would even say that?

It's like, I wouldn't even come up with that.

Like, even if I thought it,

I'd be shy to say it.

- How are you and David doing?

- Good. - Yeah?

- You know, it's been a challenge, four years.

- Yeah, no, of course. - I mean, the guy...

I said to him, "You married a lemon, baby."

- Okay.

- But we're making lemonade, so hopefully we'll...

You know, it's... You know, it's a challenge.

I mean, he's... it's hard on him not having a wife.

- I'm sure.

I think that Yo is really hard on herself

because she used to be David's everything.

- This is for you.

- Oh, my God.

- She used to take care of David.

She did everything for him.

"Yes, my love.

"What do you want for dinner, my love?

"I love you, my love.

Here's lingerie, my love."

- Hi, my love.

- Oh, my God.

Wow.

You had a plan.

- A boring... - You had a plan.

That cute?

- And now it's like, "Cricket-cricket."

Tell the girls I say "Hi,"

and I know Bella had a birthday.

Just tell her I say, "Happy birthday."

- Yeah, she had her birthday.

She turned 19.

- That is crazy.

And she's dating The Weeknd still?

- He's so cute.

- I have a crush on him.

- It was hilarious because he said,

"Will you listen to my album?"

I'm going like, "Okay, this is really great.

"As the mother of your girlfriend,

I'm not so sure about the lyrics."

Some of them... - Yes, some of them.

- I like the sound of the music.

Not that crazy about the words.

Last week we went to Camille's charity event at her house,

and Lisa Rinna walks in, like, all bent out of shape,

and then all of a sudden, she started laying in on me

about me having lunch with you and Kim.

- She's mad?

- She's mad 'cause one of you posted it on social media.

- Well, I think that wig glue is going to her brain,

and she needs to check herself, because...

- Her what?

- That glue that she puts that wig on with

is affecting her brain.

Like, what... really?

- She doesn't wear the wig. - Yes.

It's, like, one wig and one style.

- What means "wig"?

Like, you put a... - The whole thing.

I want get one and be her for Halloween.

- You're lying. - No, I'm not lying.

She wears wigs. - [laughs]

- Dear Lisa Rinna, get a fáááing life,

eat some food,

and stop talking about my friend.

You have nothing else going on in your life.

♪ Straightjacket, #realfriends.

Motherfáááer, get some help.

- She told people that I have Munchausen disease.

- She did not. - Yeah, she's awful.

- Yeah. - It's awful.

- That is... what the fááá?

What is wrong with her?

- I mean, I don't even know.

- Well, you know, Kyle said it best

when she said they like to prey on the weak,

'cause I feel like, you know,

Kim, obviously, has her struggles.

They went after her 'cause she's a easy target.

"You're sick, so let's go after you."

- It's all... it's karma, baby.

♪ ♪

- Okay, we'll go to your room first.

- Okay. - To Miss Kyle.

- Hold on a sec.

We can't say it's Miss Kyle's until I check it out first.

- Excuse me, you're my guest.

Scram.

- So this is the master bedroom that you are staying.

- This is my room.

I want this room.

- I'm sure you do.

Just look at my bathroom.

Look at my makeup area.

- Hello.

We've arrived.

Well, after 24 bloody hours to get there,

I need a royal suite at the end of this journey.

Things are looking up.

♪ ♪

- Wow, it's already amazing.

[gasps]

Oh, no.

- Lisa.

- Stop them. - Lisa.

- I've never seen a room this big.

This is so... This is so gorgeous.

- [gasps] Oh, lookit.

Oh, my God.

You get to see right out into the...

- Oh, the sharks are there.

- I know you're not supposed to cuss in Dubai,

but this is fáááing amazing.

- I should just move from Pasadena

and just live here.

- Right?

- Do you know what's cool about this?

- I know. - These are real rose petals.

- Yeah, yeah, look at this.

It is so gorgeous.

I did not expect to be staying in a suite this big.

I mean, I expected really nice,

but this is a whole new level.

- Oh! [laughing]

- [gasps] Oh, I love it so much.

- Wow, it's so peaceful. - I love this.

- Unbelievable. - You know what?

It's much more peaceful than I thought.

I thought it would be scary.

- This is the bathroom here.

- Can I come up to our room? - So we have pool over here.

We can play pool. - You want to play pool?

- So I'll prepare everything for you.

- Oh, this is so much fun. - This is a nice room.

- Here you go.

- Oh, wow.

This is a cozy little lounge area.

- Hey, Erika? - Yes?

- It's amazing. - This is pretty ridiculous.

- This place is ridiculous.

- Hey, where are you? - I'm in here.

- Hello.

- Oh, look at that shark. - This is phenomenal.

- What's this?

- We've prepared dinner for you. - That is gorgeous.

So you've prepared all this for us?

- Yes.

- Hi, guys. Hi, buddies.

- Okay, it's way groovier than I thought.

- These are my roommates.

You got lucky, 'cause they're better roommates.

I'd rather be with these sharks than the other sharks.

- [laughs]

- Kyle? - Lisa?

Come here.

- Kyle?

- Come here. I'm in the bathroom.

- You're gonna like it,

your royal highness in the royal suite.

I hope you don't feel guilty about being in here.

- I don't one iota.

Let me see how you look.

- Okay, you're gonna like it.

- You look amazing.

- You like it? - I love it.

It looks so good.

- I think I'm a muumuu type of girl.

I'm suddenly muumuu converted.

I love this feeling of just floating around

and letting it all hang out.

Call me "Muumuu Vanderpump" from now on.

I like this feeling.

Oh, my God.

I wonder what their rooms are like.

Well, hopefully... And there's no way

they're gonna be as good as this.

Come on.

- Well, Eileen's sleeping with a shark.

[laughter]

- Nobody wants to be in that.

- Oh. - [gasps]

- They're right over there. - Wow.

- Oh, my gosh.

- [gasps] Fáááing wow... sorry.

Saying the word "fááá," this is worth

almost getting locked up for.

Like, fááá, this is really good.

- Oh, my gosh. - This is it.

You guys, this is it.

We are, like, in it.

- Wow.

- Coming up...

- I don't think that's fair to say about her 'cause...

- It's just an opinion that I have.

- And I know you're gonna... Well, I know you're gonna say,

"It's my opinion." - That can be my opinion.

- I didn't say you couldn't have an opinion.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God. - This is it.

You guys, this is it.

We are, like, in it.

- Wow. - Is that them?

- How'd they get in? No security?

- No, what is this?

- Hello. - Hi, guys.

- Hi, ladies. - Hello.

- Whoo!

- I love it. - I know.

- You guys look fantastic.

- You could not be more beautiful.

[all talking at once]

- This is incredible.

- How are your rooms, girls?

- It's really good. - Amazing.

- It's really... I mean, it's kind of a dump

compared to this, but nothing...

- I have a feeling there's no dumps in this hotel.

- No. - No.

- Come on.

I have gifts for everybody, so hold on.

I'll be right back. - Oh.

I'd love a gift.

- Look at this TV. - Oh, wow.

- That color is spectacular.

- Really? I wore this to school. - You look really beautiful.

- Yeah, this is a great look on you.

- I wore this colors to... - This is a great...

- This is your element.

- Yeah. - Do come in.

You have to stay here.

- Gosh.

- I come bearing gifts.

- Did you? - This one is yours.

- Oh, wow.

Thank you so much.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- I think I have to put it on right now.

- Go in the bathroom, darling.

- I'm always kind of the one that wants

to go the opposite direction

and not be exactly like everyone's dressed,

but I'll put one on.

- We're in Dubai, Kyle.

- Isn't this exciting? - We're in Dubai.

- Whoo.

- What's your room like?

Is it scary or not?

- No, it's not scary. - Wait, I don't understand.

- Does it feel claustrophobic, or does it feel...

- Well, it's only on the ground floor,

so I have two more stories.

- Wait, you have two floors? - Three floors.

- Much better. - Let's have a look.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

Now you get along, sweetie.

- There we go. - Oh, yes.

- Fun, right? - What is this?

- Baba ghanoush. - Oh.

- Like baba ghanoush.

He says it properly.

I say it wrong.

- Yeah, we're saying it wrong.

- I love this kind of food.

- I say "hummus." - Hummus.

- Hummus, hummus, either way it tastes good to me.

- Too bad Yolanda couldn't make it.

- I know. - I know.

- So how was it? New York?

- It was really nice.

It was very, very nice.

The kids were absolutely beautiful.

- Yeah. - All there supporting her.

- It's special; it was. - Her mom being there was...

- Everyone was very emotional. - Was it a big event?

- Yes, it was. It was a big event.

- I saw pictures. I wasn't there.

I was working. - It was a big event.

- You know, she said in her speech...

Yolanda made a speech. - Right.

- In her speech she said that Bella and Anwar have Lyme.

- She said that? - Yes.

- Yep, and they were crying.

They have it.

- And what was that like?

- Lisa, it was really touching,

and I wish you could've been there,

because I think that you would've seen something

that maybe would've answered some questions for you perhaps,

and I think that she spoke beautifully,

and I think that it was a nice moment.

- Well, that's nice. - Yeah.

I... I wish you could've been there.

- It was really eye-opening.

- I've never doubted that she's sick.

I think that there's some times...

And here's where I have a question,

and Eileen and I have had

quite a talk about it, you know?

I question sometimes, not her sickness,

how she uses it, how she displays it,

and when she chooses to show up and when she doesn't.

I do think that Yolanda uses her illness

as a shield and as a pass

and not held accountable for certain things.

My business? No.

My opinions... I've had

strong, strong opinions about that.

- I think she's doing all she can.

I really do, and I don't think

that she's picking and choosing.

I think she would like to be here with us tonight.

- I do too. - I don't think...

Why would you rather be at home

instead of being here?

Look at where we are.

This is a gorgeous place, Lisa.

I mean, who doesn't want to see their two daughters

absolutely dominate fashion week in New York and Paris?

- I know. I know that.

- Who wants to stay in a bathrobe?

I don't think that's fair to say about her, 'cause...

- It's just an opinion that I had.

- No, and I know you're gonna... Well, I know you're gonna say,

"It's my opinion," but you know,

the fact is, the woman is doing all she...

- But I can have opinion. - I didn't say you couldn't.

- That can be my opinion.

- I didn't say you couldn't have an opinion,

but I know that that's all she can do.

She's operating at the best level she can.

Seems a little tiresome to always be so opinionated.

It's on ten, like, all the time.

- I just... I really... I still don't understand that

after our talk on the beach, Lisa.

I don't understand.

- My gut feeling... as much as I want to love Yolanda

and be her best friend, my gut says,

"Run for the fáááing hills, lady."

She scares the sháá out of me,

'cause I think she's more manipulative than anybody.

- I don't understand, I really don't.

I didn't understand it that day.

- Well, what don't you understand?

We were having very...

- I don't understand why you question it still.

I mean, why it's still a thing.

It seems to still be a thing.

- I'm... I'm saying...

- But you had other feelings about...

- I have other feelings. I have...

- About the Kim and the Brandi and... yeah.

- But that's separate. - But not the Lyme disease?

But not the Lyme disease. - I know she's sick.

I do not question her being sick.

- Right.

And I don't know why the photo bothers you.

That's what I kept saying to you.

- Well, I think the photo bothers me

because it's some unresolved issues

that I feel that I'm held to a different standard

when it comes to Yolanda,

and this is my stuff, you guys.

I'd just seen the picture, and I was enraged by it.

It did get me. - Enraged?

That's a strong word, "enraged."

- The fact that Kim Richards

and Yolanda are good friends with Brandi,

it boggles my mind.

How does Brandi Glanville get to call

Yolanda's daughter an alcoholic,

and Yolanda's okay with that?

But yet, all of us,

we can't even question, talk, do anything?

I don't understand it.

There's so much negativity there.

Why would you be drawn to that?

[dramatic music]

- I'd just seen the picture,

and I was enraged by it.

- Enraged?

That's a strong word, "enraged."

- I was angry.

- Why, though?

- What really got me was, you had a dinner that night,

and for her to do that and not come to your dinner...

- I know, but...

- She's supposed to be your friend.

I did not understand that. - I know.

But Lisa, I understand, but you know what?

And I told you she texted me,

"Erika, I'm not well.

Do you still want me to come?"

And I said, "Absolutely not.

You know, don't worry about it."

- I think that Yolanda wasn't feeling well

and didn't come to Erika's dinner party

because she had exerted all of her energy

at the lunch with Brandi and Kim.

I'd want to fáááing go to bed

after I had lunch with Brandi and Kim also.

- Do I feel like she ran away with Kim and Brandi

and didn't come to my dinner?

No, it's fine.

She's doing whatever she can.

- Okay, but... - We're good.

- How did you feel about that dinner?

♪ ♪

- You know, my dinner did not go the way I wanted it to.

It got ugly, and that's not what I wanted for my husband,

and it was very uncomfortable for me.

- Someone doesn't prove themselves to you by,

like, going over and...

- Wait a minute now. - Whoa, time-out.

I'm not finished with my... - Okay, well, fine.

- Why are you yelling at me in my own home?

Why are you being so aggressive?

- But it wasn't about the conversation.

You were just saying that it was an altercation

in his house at his home at dinner,

and it was the first time he met.

- Yeah, it was not the place. - I get that.

- I just don't think that you would've

appreciated that in your home.

- I get it, yeah.

- I had no idea, like, it was gonna be, like, so,

like, over-the-top and that... I was like...

- I didn't make it a huge deal with you.

I just said, "Uh-uh.

What have you been saying, like that at Wally's?"

And we kind of moved on quite quickly from it.

- Right, we did. - Bam, that was it.

- But then it got brought up back at the house.

- But then it got bigger and bigger,

and then at your house, yeah.

I know you didn't mean it meanspirited.

I'm okay with that. - Good.

Night one, and we're really getting it going.

Can't we have fun?

We're always fighting.

"You said this, and I said that."

Fááá.

- You guys, I want to go look at the view outside.

- Please, Let's think about good things, not bad things.

- Wow, look at this.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Wow, look at this.

Oh, my gosh. - Cheers, girls.

To good health, happiness,

and friendship.

- To friendship. - I like that.

- I do too.

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- You've got to change your shoes.

- These are my sensible shoes.

- Oh, this is so romantic.

- [screams]

- How fast? - Depend how brave you are.

- Oh, I'm brave. I'm in.

[all screaming]

- Is that an AK-47? - [laughs]

- But you said "Kyle." Why didn't you bring Kyle up?

- I said... no, I didn't.

No, I didn't say that. - Why did you say that?

Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.

- I don't know if I've ever caught anybody

lying to my face like that ever.

She feels like they're owning up to it.

She knows exactly what she's doing,

and that makes me really sad.

- If you're going to take me down,

I will take you down in flames with me.

- Your head is really far up her ass, it looks like.

- I'm not a bully by nature. - Okay, I get it.

- Why's it okay for me to take the bullet all the time?

- I don't freaking care.

- Just learn to say you're sorry.

It was rude. It was offensive.

- She's like a dog with a bone.

Grr.

- She's lying! - It really has been enough.

- Yeah. - Relax, relax.

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