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- Previously on...
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- Ooh, you clean up good.
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By day I'm Erika Girardi,
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but by night,
I'm something else.
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- All right,
all right, all right.
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Mother has arrived.
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- Are they gonna put
the needle here?
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- I'm removing my implants
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because I
have free-floating silicone.
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- You don't mind if I ride
the whole way like this, do you?
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- It's gonna
be a fabulous party.
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- I don't know
where my friends are.
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I wish they'd stayed here.
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- This is gorgeous.
- Stunning.
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I feel a little guilty
about leaving Lisa,
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but it's vanishing
really quickly.
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- You're on the cover, too,
you know.
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This is your afternoon.
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Kim was arrested.
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- I think she needs help.
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- She would not go into a store
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and steal $600 worth of toys.
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- I don't even want
to talk about that.
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- Do you know where she is?
Do you know anything?
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- My lips were made for talking,
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and that's just what they'll do.
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- In Beverly Hills,
you can be anything,
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but it's most important
to be yourself.
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- I'm an enigma
wrapped in a riddle and cash.
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- I may be an actress,
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but that doesn't mean
I'll stick to your script.
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- Fake friends
believe in rumors.
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Real friends believe in you.
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- I'm passionate about dogs,
just not crazy about bitches.
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♪ ♪
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- We're gonna have dinner.
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- Okay, let's go to dinner.
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Let's go to dinner.
Don't get your heels caught.
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- I think we need some food.
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- I mean, we need food for sure.
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- Bring out?
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- Halle-flipping-lujah.
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- Give Giggy a glass of water.
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- Yeah, I just had a whole bowl,
baby.
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- Thank you. I love you.
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It's kind of amazing,
really at my time of life,
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to be on the cover
of any magazine,
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but it's a real compliment to be
put on the cover of "Bella"
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and to have a party
thrown in my honor.
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I'm kind of flattered.
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You know what's really hard
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is when you know somebody is a
couple and they're really tight,
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and then you go away
like we did,
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and there's so much animosity.
- I know.
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It's so hard not to take sides.
It's...
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- What the fááá
are we talking about?
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- Mutual friends of ours.
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- Mutual friends of ours
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that were together for a long,
long time and got divorced.
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- And there's so much animosity.
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- People... the way they
get divorced is so disgusting.
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- How can you hate somebody that
you slept with and you loved
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and you discussed
your kids' futures with?
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It's weird. It happens a lot.
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- And you shared
so many moments with.
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- You got divorced, right?
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How long were you married?
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- I was married for six months
the first time.
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- You've been married twice?
- Yeah.
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I've been married three times.
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- No.
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- Yes.
- No. Wow.
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- I honestly thought that
me being married three times
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was common knowledge.
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Is it really new information?
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- So then you were married
the second time,
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and then you met Vinny?
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- Yeah, I met him on my show.
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- You me him on what,
"The Young and the Restless"?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- What do they say?
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The third time in marriage
is when you get it right?
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I think I was fortunate enough
to get it right the first time.
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Did you have to kiss him on set?
- We did.
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- No.
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- I knew he was married,
and I was married, and we were...
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I was totally respectful
of that, but whatever.
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So he and I...
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We just... We had a friendship
for a very long time.
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- Okay, so when
you made out for the first time,
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did you feel like, "Oh, my God"?
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- I mean...
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- How did the affair start then?
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- We just kind of fell in love.
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I told my husband at the time,
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I go,
"We've got a situation here.
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I'm having feelings
for somebody."
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- So then you met Vinny.
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You then, like,
had an affair with...
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But your husband
didn't know about him?
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- No, I separated
from my husband.
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- Oh, so you separated
from your husband
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before things started. Ah.
- Yes. Before, yes.
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I was like, "This isn't good.
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We got to separate."
- Oh, my God.
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- I'm trying to be nice,
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and I'm having a conversation
with Lisa,
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but now I'm regretting even
going there with her.
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She's totally grilling me
about how I met Vinny.
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- If you have a hat
and an English accent,
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you can be mean,
and it sounds nice.
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- No, it's good.
I want to hear the things, so...
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- Oh, it's good. It's good.
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- Oh, you ask... okay,
turn around, I'll say anything.
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So how long did you marry him
after you met him?
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- I think that when Lisa
is very curious
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and wants to know something,
she can be very persistent,
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and obviously Eileen does not
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want to talk about this topic.
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I don't even want
to say the A-word.
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- When you married Vinny,
did you think, "This is it"?
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- We're meant to be together.
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- How long have you been
married now?
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- 12 and 1/2 years now.
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We've been together
for about 15.
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- Lisa Vanderpump
in being insensitive.
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Whether she knows it or not,
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whether it's conscious or
subconscious, I do believe that.
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Look at her.
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- Lisa, cheers.
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- Cheers.
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- Beautiful cover
of a beautiful magazine.
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You and Giggy
look gorgeous on the cover.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, where is everybody?
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[phone trilling]
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- Hello?
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- Hi, how are you?
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- I'm good. How are you?
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- Good. What's going on?
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- Oh, my God, it's been a
little bit of a crazy weekend.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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- How far away am I from you
if I'm right in South Hampton?
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Not too far away?
- Um, I'd say...
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I mean, since
there'd be traffic right now,
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but I would say
it probably be 20.
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- Okay, we're going
to a wine tasting today,
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and then we're gonna be
at your house later.
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Everyone's
looking forward to it.
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Bethenny and I have been friends
for 25 years now,
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and we've actually really seen
each other's lives change a lot
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and gone through a lot
with each other.
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It's interesting
to see where Bethenny was
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and how far she's come,
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and I always feel extremely
proud of her in everything
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that she's accomplished.
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I cannot wait to see your house.
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I'm so excited.
- So who's coming now?
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- The two Lisas, Rinna
and Vanderpump, Eileen and me,
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and then Erika.
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She's actually Yolanda's friend.
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- Are you good
with Lisa Vanderpump?
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- Yeah, we're good.
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Well, she's mad
that I moved to a house.
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- She was annoyed?
- Yeah, but she's over it now.
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It's fine. We're good.
We're good.
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- What was the shoot for?
- "Bella" magazine.
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- What is that?
- I don't know.
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It's like a local magazine,
and she did a cover.
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They had a party
there last night.
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- Local like Hamptons?
I've never heard of it.
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Bring it over 'cause
I've never even seen it.
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- Okay. I'll try to come
a little earlier so we can talk.
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Bye. - Bye-bye.
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- Okay,
you want to go wine tasting?
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It was good fun last night,
wasn't it?
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- It was a long night,
wasn't it?
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- Yeah, I feel a bit
mossy-headed this morning.
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- Mm.
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- This dress looks like a big
white puffball.
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- It looks good.
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Looks very Hamptons-ish.
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- You look pretty.
- Thank you. You look gorgeous.
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- Oh, you look very Hamptons-y.
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Fresh as a daisy.
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- Hey, you guys.
- Oh, you look pretty.
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- Thank you. So do you.
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- Do you have the password?
- Yes.
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- I cannot do it.
- The password is South Hampton
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with one "H." - Wait.
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- South Hampton with one "H."
- Oh, okay.
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- Okay, so...
- So South Hampton
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- South Hampton?
- Hampton with one "H."
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- Southampton.
- Southampton.
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- This couldn't be any easier,
but I still can't get it.
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How many women does it take
to figure out a spelling
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of "South Hampton"?
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Capital or not capital "H"?
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- Lowercase.
- Lowercase.
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- Southampton.
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Clearly more than three.
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- By the way, Bethenny said
a little dressier than jeans.
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- Oh, good.
I have a cute little jumpsuit.
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- Oh, she does have jeans.
- Yay.
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- Okay, let me think.
What am I bringing?
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Oh, I'm bringing my muffin.
- Get it.
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- Let's go. Off to the winery.
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- I'm not good on pebbles
with my heels.
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I don't know.
- Thank you so much.
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- You know
where it reminds me of?
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It reminds me of being
in Saint-Tropez,
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like Sank-on-sank or something.
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Does it you? - Yeah, it's nice.
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- Hello.
- Oh.
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- Oh, that's that bag
we bought in Italy together.
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- I love. Good morning.
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- You look very fresh
this morning.
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How was your sleep?
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- Oh, I slept like a baby.
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I'm not quite sure how to deal
with Lisa Vanderpump.
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She asked me some questions
about how I met my husband.
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I felt uncomfortable,
and guess what, I still do.
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Are you looking for another
rosé for your line?
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- I am actually.
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- I don't do well
with unresolved feelings.
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Frankly I just... I really...
I suck. I do.
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I just... It's written
all over my face.
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I can't hide it.
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When you do
the wine tasting, Lisa,
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do you, like, swirl it
in your mouth and spit it out?
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- She gobbles up
the whole damn glass.
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- I swallow it down.
- Don't worry, men.
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♪ ♪
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- Good day, ladies.
- Hi.
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- We've got you set up outside.
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We're gonna do a tasting.
All: Okay.
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- Oh, this is so beautiful.
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- Just make your way
out to the farm table
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you see out there.
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- I've never seen
this size bottle. What is this?
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- That is a dessert wine.
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That's our blueberry port.
- Look how beautiful that is.
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- Something to nosh on.
- Thank you.
249
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,367
- Okay, this is our rosé.
250
00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,670
- Here's to you meeting Erika.
251
00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:57,670
- It's actually very fruity
though, isn't it?
252
00:08:57,700 --> 00:08:59,200
- Would you toast?
253
00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:01,173
- You've all met Erika, right?
- I've met Erika.
254
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,030
- Yeah.
- I don't know this girl,
255
00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:04,710
so of course I Googled her.
- Mm-hmm.
256
00:09:04,734 --> 00:09:08,710
- And I Googled this video
that she had done.
257
00:09:08,734 --> 00:09:14,404
- ♪ You made me believe I
was so far away ♪
258
00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:17,533
♪ Far away and I ♪
259
00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:21,127
- I'm so curious to meet her now
because she's free. Come on.
260
00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,042
- Oh, you didn't meet her?
- I haven't met her,
261
00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:25,026
so I'm gonna meet her tonight,
and all of a sudden
262
00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:26,543
I'm gonna see her ass,
like, up in the air,
263
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,527
like, doing things like...
- Okay, where is it?
264
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,176
- Now I'm dying to see.
265
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,576
- I mean, it's sexual in a way
that I just was like, "Whoa."
266
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,330
I'm working
on being nonjudgmental,
267
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,427
so I'm just reporting.
268
00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:39,176
- You're being a prude, Rinna.
269
00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,609
Maybe she's being judgmental,
270
00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:42,953
but she doesn't want everybody
else to be judgmental of her
271
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,370
being judgmental.
272
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,700
- Who wants to watch it?
273
00:09:46,734 --> 00:09:52,076
- ♪ You made me believe
I was so far away ♪
274
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,430
♪ Far away and I ♪
- Wow.
275
00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:55,743
And by the way,
this isn't anything like...
276
00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:57,197
She's not like this in life.
277
00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:58,476
She's not, like,
doing this, "Hi, everybody."
278
00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,730
- No. No, this is performance.
279
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,309
This is probably like her
alter ego I would imagine.
280
00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,747
- Oh, I see what you're saying.
281
00:10:02,771 --> 00:10:05,209
- ♪ Killer, killer, killer,
killer, killer, killer ♪
282
00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:06,573
♪ Killer, killer, killer ♪
283
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,609
- I love it. I, like, think
this is outrageously amazing.
284
00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,343
- Oh, you like it?
285
00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:13,344
- It's raunchy.
286
00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:15,476
- Who is that?
- Oh, my God.
287
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,070
- Shh. Turn the music down.
288
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:23,976
I think it is the combination
of the orgy, sex, male, female.
289
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,670
It makes me uncomfortable.
290
00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:27,245
- Oh,
we need to make our own video.
291
00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:28,976
We need to compete
with this sháá.
292
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,647
- Next up is
our Sauvignon Blanc.
293
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,497
- Cheers. Here's to South Port.
294
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,673
- Done like that.
295
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,530
- Did you like that?
- It's not my favorite.
296
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:37,627
- This is what it was.
297
00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:39,997
I knew I was gonna
meet this person,
298
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:43,133
and I didn't want
that to be the only...
299
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:45,242
- Your first impression.
- You know, my first impression.
300
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,396
I don't mind watching
that if it's porn.
301
00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:49,109
I don't meet the porn stars.
302
00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:50,773
So maybe if I don't know you,
it's okay,
303
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,976
but if I am gonna know you,
304
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,376
I go, "Ooh, God. Wow."
305
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:57,647
- All I can say
is I would love to do
306
00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:59,997
what she's doing just for fun.
- Oh, please.
307
00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:02,509
- Look, she's smiling.
She's excited already.
308
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,603
- You are so nasty.
309
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,103
- I know who I really am.
- Lovely.
310
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:08,276
- Maybe Eileen has this fantasy
311
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,570
of wanting to live
out her inner rock star.
312
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,130
- Meunier has a champagne grape.
313
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:14,666
This is going to be a campfire
in your mouth minus the flame.
314
00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,142
- Maybe that's
my alter ego's name.
315
00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,676
"Campfire in your mouth
without a flame."
316
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,530
- Wow. Okay, thank you.
- There's a bee!
317
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:21,676
- Oh, God.
- Go.
318
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,230
- Oh, for God sake.
319
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,509
- I'm sorry
that I have to leave,
320
00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:27,280
but I don't have my EpiPen.
- You have to leave?
321
00:11:27,304 --> 00:11:29,546
- Stupidly I left it
at the house.
322
00:11:29,570 --> 00:11:32,027
I feel like I spend
my whole life running from bugs.
323
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:35,276
You think there are ticks here?
- Ahh!
324
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,443
- Oh, my God,
put your legs like this.
325
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,427
- Don't let a tick
get up your hoo-hoo.
326
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:39,627
- Ahh!
327
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,543
- Coming up...
328
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:44,167
- Let's just say this. Ken has
better tits than her now.
329
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,309
- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
330
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,433
Erika has it o-on.
331
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,427
- We watched your video.
- [chuckles]
332
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:58,309
video
333
00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,710
and you've shared it
with all of us?
334
00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:01,704
- I'm excited.
- What are you all wearing?
335
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:04,042
- I was gonna wear jeans,
but I'm not wearing jeans now.
336
00:12:04,066 --> 00:12:05,043
Forget that.
337
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:08,042
[upbeat music]
338
00:12:08,066 --> 00:12:12,026
♪ ♪
339
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,066
- Perfect.
340
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,330
Pea gravel
so I can break my ankle.
341
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:20,176
- You guys, I'm gonna
go over early to Bethenny's
342
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,576
and then you guys
can meet me over there.
343
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,176
- Have you been knocking?
- Hey, you. How are you?
344
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,076
- Oh, you look cute.
How are you?
345
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,200
- How are you?
346
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:30,476
- Nice to see you.
- Good to see you too.
347
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,570
- This is Lisa.
- Hello.
348
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,200
- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Erika.
349
00:12:35,233 --> 00:12:36,348
- I'm Lisa.
- Nice to meet you.
350
00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:37,932
- A pleasure.
- They've had a look at...
351
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,309
You know, there's a couple rooms
down here.
352
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,476
Do you want to take a peek?
- Oh, yeah. Hello.
353
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,300
- I don't care
where I go or what I do.
354
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,633
- Okay, let me show you this.
355
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,767
- Erika has it o-on.
356
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:52,476
Like, cotton candy meets CHANEL
meets Vegas showgirl,
357
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,076
and I'm taking it all in.
358
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,476
- How are you feeling?
Are you exhausted?
359
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,470
- I'm a little tired,
but I'm ready to party
360
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,509
- You're gonna push through?
361
00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,743
- We're getting
our drinking boots on.
362
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,627
- Your drinking boots?
- We're drinking boots.
363
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,367
Well, Bethenny said
we're having drinks,
364
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,500
and we're gonna have
a little crazy girls night.
365
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,573
- That's good.
I love crazy girls.
366
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,100
- Flying in from Chicago,
367
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,979
going to a dinner party
in the Hamptons, perfect.
368
00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:14,370
I like to live life
100 miles an hour.
369
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,209
- How was your show last night?
- It was great.
370
00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:18,203
A lot of people,
gay pride, Chicago.
371
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,509
One of my favorite towns.
- Oh, fantastic.
372
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:23,509
- ♪ Everything I am, I bought ♪
373
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:26,509
♪ Dress me up my dilettante ♪
374
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:29,233
- We watched your video
that you have on...
375
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,976
- Wow. Like,
you are really, like...
376
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,400
It's crazy out there.
377
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,609
Yeah, and I mean,
I was watching your video...
378
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:35,676
- And she's like, "Oh, my gosh.
379
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,109
This is racy."
- And I went, "Oh, my God.
380
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,650
"I don't know
if I can watch the rest of this
381
00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,244
for a minute" 'cause it's like...
382
00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:41,376
- I know.
- You know?
383
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,647
You're like... - Of course.
384
00:13:42,671 --> 00:13:44,367
100%. It's a character,
385
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,509
and you have to be willing
to put yourself out there.
386
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:47,643
It's not... - It's so true.
387
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,142
She has the right attitude.
It's a character.
388
00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,409
- That's why I want to know
how... Is it like acting?
389
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:53,033
- Yeah.
- Okay.
390
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,142
- It's just like acting...
- That's what I wanted to know.
391
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,626
- In front of people...
The audience.
392
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,427
- Right.
- You just... It's the same thing.
393
00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,676
It was, you know, inspired
by some really sexy moments,
394
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,009
and that's what you do.
You put it out there.
395
00:14:03,033 --> 00:14:05,009
- And your husband's cool
with it, so what the hell?
396
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,010
- Yeah.
- You got to love it.
397
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,409
- Yeah.
- No, I get it. It is.
398
00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,009
It's a job.
399
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,676
- The other irony here is that
she's posed for "Playboy"
400
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,670
a couple times. - I know.
401
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,030
- So it's like...
- I know.
402
00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:15,276
- I think it's so cool
what Erika does.
403
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,100
I think it's
everybody's fantasy.
404
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,409
To be able to go off
and be somebody
405
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,033
completely different
on the weekends,
406
00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:22,666
and her husband supports her,
who wouldn't love to do that?
407
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,145
- Where is your stuff?
We have it in the...
408
00:14:24,169 --> 00:14:25,409
- I threw it down
in the hallway.
409
00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:26,678
- You got to get ready.
- We should let you come and get
410
00:14:26,702 --> 00:14:28,862
ready, get chilled, you know.
- You got to get dressed.
411
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,109
- Okay.
- You going like that?
412
00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:31,409
- No, I have something
to change into.
413
00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,476
- 'Cause... you look gorgeous.
414
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,309
- Thanks.
I grabbed my black jumpsuit.
415
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,033
I need to stick it
in the shower.
416
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,609
- Okay, perfect.
- And I'll turn on the shower.
417
00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,543
- I'm gonna go and head over to
Bethenny's, hang out with her,
418
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:41,710
and then you guys can ride over,
and I'll meet you guys there.
419
00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,404
- Okay, we'll see you soon.
420
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:44,710
- There's a big difference
between being around a crowd
421
00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:47,042
of gays and a group
of Beverly Hills women.
422
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:48,043
- Welcome to the Hamptons.
- Thank you.
423
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:49,266
- I'm gonna get dressed.
424
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,045
Got to be on the A-game
around the women.
425
00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:53,466
You know, you got to listen,
got to watch.
426
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:57,576
It's important
to really... be present.
427
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,330
- Where are you?
- We're here.
428
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:01,467
- I brought you guys
T-shirts from the show.
429
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,270
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
430
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,576
- Beautiful.
- That's very thoughtful of you.
431
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,042
- You are so gorgeous, my God.
432
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:09,126
- Is your husband back in L.A.?
- He is.
433
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,309
- When are you leaving
from here?
434
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,710
- Tuesday. I go to pick up
Yolanda from Cleveland.
435
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:13,434
- You're with us then?
436
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:14,710
- When was the last time
you talked to her?
437
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:17,209
- I text her last night.
438
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,473
She said she's in pain,
but she's doing okay.
439
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:23,370
She said she can't wait to show
me what came out of her body.
440
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,200
- Like a lot of silicone?
- I think so.
441
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,503
What I found interesting
442
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:30,209
was that she said her doctor
had done 9,000 explants.
443
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,443
- How did she find this doctor?
444
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:33,367
- I'm not sure,
but I know the Cleveland Clinic
445
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,076
is, like, the best.
446
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,242
- I hope this is
the magic bullet.
447
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:38,196
- God, wouldn't that be
just amazing that...
448
00:15:38,233 --> 00:15:39,503
- This was the key to,
449
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,209
you know, getting her back 100%.
450
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,233
- Wow. It could be.
451
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:47,226
[upbeat music]
452
00:15:47,266 --> 00:15:49,076
♪ ♪
453
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,200
- Is that hurting you?
454
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:52,079
- I'm just feel it
inside my breast.
455
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:54,730
You can get your degree
in nursing, baby.
456
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,997
You're a really good nurse.
- Yeah.
457
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:59,233
- This is not what you
signed up for, my baby.
458
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:01,126
This wasn't part
of the nuptials.
459
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,496
- You be the patient.
460
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:03,633
I'll be the doctor, okay?
461
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,376
- Okay, Dr. Foster.
462
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,000
It's so important for me
to have David here by my side
463
00:16:09,033 --> 00:16:11,109
in this part of my journey,
464
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,379
and I couldn't imagine
doing it without him.
465
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:15,330
How is my color today?
Does it look good?
466
00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:16,643
- You're getting a little red
in your...
467
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:19,367
[phone ringing]
468
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,376
Hello?
469
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,530
- David?
- Oh, hello, Lisa.
470
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,727
By the way,
I just saw those flowers.
471
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,097
They're beautiful.
- She got them?
472
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,373
Were they pink? - Yeah.
473
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,530
No, there's no pink
in them at all sorry to say.
474
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,376
- Oh, I ordered pink though.
475
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,920
- No, no, no.
They're beautiful though.
476
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,242
Thank you so much.
477
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:39,366
And our patient is right here,
and she's listening.
478
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,543
- Hi.
479
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,676
- Here she is.
- Oh.
480
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,500
- How are you, darling?
481
00:16:43,533 --> 00:16:44,773
How are you? - How are you?
482
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,770
- I had a lot of old silicone,
483
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,543
like, all the way
in my chest cavity.
484
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,009
- They've taken everything.
485
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:55,009
- Well, wherever they
could get through to.
486
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:57,009
This feels like I'm at war,
487
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,679
and somebody shot a "ka-non"
in my chest.
488
00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:01,676
"Ka-non." A cannon. "Ka-non."
489
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,700
- Let's just say this.
490
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:05,574
Ken has better tits
than her now.
491
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,630
Bigger.
492
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,367
- Oh, my God. Yeah.
493
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:13,100
- Well, she did really great.
It was a seven hour surgery,
494
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,033
and lots going on.
495
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:16,566
It was really intense.
496
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,630
- I really think this might have
been my problem
497
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,697
of why I'm not getting better.
498
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,404
Right, baby? - Yep.
499
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,576
- Yeah.
- Oh, please, God.
500
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,170
Really? - Yeah.
501
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,030
- I think this has been
a long journey, and I hope that,
502
00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:32,666
you know, taking
these bloody breast implants out
503
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:35,730
is gonna be the solution
that she needs.
504
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,443
All right, well,
I wish you well,
505
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:40,167
and I hope
that this is, you know,
506
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,300
exactly what you were searching
for, and that it's a done deal.
507
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,733
- I hope so, and thank you
for the beautiful flowers.
508
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,297
I appreciate it.
509
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,203
I'm not coughing for
the first time in four years,
510
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,576
which is amazing.
511
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,042
You know,
to take such a big burden
512
00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:59,042
off my immune system, you know,
513
00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:03,496
I truly believe that it can now
solely focus on, you know,
514
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,103
killing the Lyme disease.
515
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:07,209
All right, sweetie,
thank you so much. Okay.
516
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,476
- Okay, bye-bye.
- Thanks, bye.
517
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,200
[upbeat music]
518
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:15,309
- We have to pick up Vanderpump
on the way to Bethenny's.
519
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,480
- Well, where's Lisa Vanderpump?
520
00:18:16,504 --> 00:18:18,746
- She's still at the hotel
because she
521
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:21,209
came in for the event.
- Was it there?
522
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,479
- Yes, and they put her up,
523
00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,770
so she feels obligated
to stay there.
524
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,030
- Of course, yeah, sure.
525
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:27,343
- Have you ever met Bethenny?
- Never.
526
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,209
- I haven't either.
- You've met Bethenny?
527
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,609
- I met Bethenny.
I met her at a fashion show.
528
00:18:31,633 --> 00:18:35,733
I'd gone to meet Kelly Bensimon
at the fashion show.
529
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:39,367
- Oh, look, the sexy women. Hi.
530
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,500
I thought... I mean,
I really like Kelly Bensimon,
531
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:45,073
but I think
I might like Bethenny better.
532
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,647
That really is the story.
533
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,197
You're gonna like her.
534
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:49,609
- She looks like she's
a real straightforward, normal...
535
00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,233
- Really, I love her.
536
00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,096
Now, did you just come from...
- Chicago.
537
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,333
I just landed right now.
538
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,376
- You flew... You have a plane?
- Yep.
539
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,509
- Is there an airport
you can fly into?
540
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:58,650
- Yes,
there is in South Hampton.
541
00:18:58,674 --> 00:18:59,976
Yes. - You really just... Yeah.
542
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
- Yeah, like legit. Like, legit.
543
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,643
I landed from Chicago,
544
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,597
dropped my things off
at the Capri Hotel,
545
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:08,379
and headed on over to Kyle's so
I wouldn't be late for dinner.
546
00:19:08,403 --> 00:19:10,647
I mean, Lisa Vanderpump's
staying at the Capri.
547
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,242
How bad could it be?
548
00:19:12,266 --> 00:19:14,242
- That's nice. I was in the
car for five hours yesterday.
549
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:15,496
- Oh, you should've, like,...
550
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,647
- I will probably
do the helicopter next time.
551
00:19:17,671 --> 00:19:19,643
- It's easier.
It's worth the money.
552
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,376
- I lost five hours
of my life in that car.
553
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,700
Five hours of my life,
that's amazing.
554
00:19:24,734 --> 00:19:27,142
- Coming up...
555
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,666
- Oh, my God.
556
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,770
What the fááá?
557
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,400
She looks like a Playboy Bunny.
558
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,443
That's a lot
of work right there.
559
00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:33,497
That's a lot of upkeep.
560
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:44,009
♪ ♪
561
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,676
- What are we dressing it with?
A little olive oil.
562
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,570
Not balsamic or anything,
just keep it simple.
563
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,676
- Yeah.
- These peppers cooked enough?
564
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,700
- Yes.
565
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,274
- It needs season a little bit.
566
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,547
- Yeah, nothing was seasoned.
- Nothing was seasoned yet?
567
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,276
Okay.
568
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:58,170
- Oh, my God.
- What?
569
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,676
- Oh, my God.
570
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,130
Oh, my God,
I'm dying over the house.
571
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,276
- Do you love it?
- I'm dying.
572
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,000
Here's a little pressy
housewarming.
573
00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:08,047
- Oh, my God. That's so nice.
Oh, my God. I'm so excited.
574
00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:09,426
Oh, my God, what a nice gift.
575
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:10,710
This is so nice.
576
00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:12,451
- When I first met Bethenny,
577
00:20:12,475 --> 00:20:15,197
she was working
at La Scala Boutique,
578
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:16,573
a restaurant in Beverly Hills.
579
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,042
- This is an amazing present.
580
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:19,266
They're all different colors?
581
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,200
- Yeah, there's some reddish,
orange, pink.
582
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:22,710
- I'm so excited.
Thank you so much.
583
00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,074
- And thank you.
584
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,030
She came up to my table
and was like,
585
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:28,126
"Hi, I'm dating
your ex-boyfriend."
586
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,696
- Isn't this so pretty
and so great?
587
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:31,274
- Can you believe this is yours?
588
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,670
Basically, she wanted to know if
589
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,070
the expensive eye makeup remover
590
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,400
in his bathroom was mine
591
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,173
'cause she wanted to know
what dumb idiot
592
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,430
would spend that kind of money
on eye makeup remover.
593
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,443
No way. - So look.
594
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,297
- It's like
a dollhouse for adults.
595
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,343
- Is this great?
- It's a bar house.
596
00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:47,697
- It was just a sháááy shack,
597
00:20:47,734 --> 00:20:49,704
and I just took
reclaimed wood and made it.
598
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:50,774
- Are you just loving it?
599
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,770
- Yes, and you know
how psycho I am,
600
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,209
so I never mess up my house.
601
00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:54,373
- No dirt, no fingerprints
602
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,576
or you might kill them.
- Exactly.
603
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,710
That's why your friends
have to eat outside.
604
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:58,611
All right.
- I'm in love, oh, my God.
605
00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:00,609
So I can't believe
this is all yours.
606
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,209
I'm so excited. - Oh, my God.
607
00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:04,609
- Where was Bethenny
living 25 years ago?
608
00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:08,209
It was like a little box,
609
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,233
and now she's
in this gorgeous house.
610
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:11,476
It's incredible.
611
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,609
She's always been a go-getter.
612
00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:16,609
Whether she was going to be
selling shawls out of the back
613
00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:19,079
of her Ford Probe
or owning Skinnygirl,
614
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,200
she was gonna make it.
615
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,603
She was working her way
to the top,
616
00:21:21,633 --> 00:21:22,873
and nothing was gonna stop her.
617
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,330
Thank you.
618
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,242
- So what's going on?
So tell me about this weekend.
619
00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:27,786
- We have, you know,
your book signing,
620
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,142
and I have to check on my store.
621
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:32,496
- Wait, so I heard
about the Kim stuff.
622
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:34,473
Is it being much more blown
out of proportion
623
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,543
than it actually is like
everything else in the media?
624
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,242
- You know what? It's been...
625
00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:39,643
It's been really bad
for my family,
626
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:42,467
and I feel like everybody
keeps asking and asking.
627
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,142
- I feel badly for you 'cause
you feel like you're, like,
628
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,766
on the outside of it.
629
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,245
- Well, people, like,
"Why aren't you doing anything?"
630
00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:48,609
- No, and then you feel
like it was a bad person.
631
00:21:48,633 --> 00:21:50,103
- People don't realize.
632
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:51,242
You can't help someone
unless they want to be helped,
633
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,226
and I almost feel
like my presence
634
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:55,976
sometimes ignites things.
It makes it worse, so...
635
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,409
- I know you're doing
what you're gonna do,
636
00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:59,643
and whatever she's doing,
she's just doing it out of pain
637
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:00,976
and reaching out
and subconscious,
638
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,230
and you do crazy sháá.
639
00:22:02,266 --> 00:22:03,276
- I just hate all the lies
and the rumors and that stuff.
640
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,376
It hurts a lot
too because, like,
641
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,670
"Oh, now
I'm gonna get all weird."
642
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:09,643
See, I can't help myself.
643
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:12,397
This is what
always happens so...
644
00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:14,409
You know, when mom... We always
said, "You girls always
645
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,550
stick together no matter what,"
646
00:22:15,574 --> 00:22:17,027
but it's not always easy.
647
00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:18,676
- I don't think
she wants you in her face,
648
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:19,770
and I get that.
649
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,130
- But that doesn't mean
I'm not dealing
650
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,096
with everything with my family.
- Right. Right.
651
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:25,373
- I feel like it's different
652
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,400
when Bethenny asks me
about my sister, Kim,
653
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,147
because she's known both of us
for so many years.
654
00:22:30,171 --> 00:22:31,526
She knows our history.
655
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,367
She's heard a lot of stories.
656
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,530
I don't feel as defensive
when Bethenny asks me.
657
00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:38,443
I mean, it's so crazy
how long we've been friends.
658
00:22:38,467 --> 00:22:40,409
- You still have
96 CHANEL purses.
659
00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:41,643
You were living
with your daughter
660
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,676
in your mom's apartment...
- I started young.
661
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,009
- And your mom
had a mayonnaise jar
662
00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:45,409
with diamond rings in it.
663
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,009
- She would hide it.
- She had a jar.
664
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,543
- It was a fake mayonnaise jar
that she would hide
665
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:49,643
her jewelry in.
- And we would go through.
666
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:51,109
- This is one of
her diamonds, you know?
667
00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:53,003
- I know. Had that when I
worked for Kathy,
668
00:22:53,033 --> 00:22:54,710
and then I used to drive
and buy stuff and take Nicky
669
00:22:54,734 --> 00:22:56,710
and... the fight
we got into at the minimart
670
00:22:56,734 --> 00:22:58,443
with Paris and Nicky?
671
00:22:58,467 --> 00:23:00,167
- My sister, Kathy,
was looking for someone
672
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,447
to help drive Paris and Nicky
to school every day,
673
00:23:02,471 --> 00:23:04,443
so Bethenny got the job.
674
00:23:04,467 --> 00:23:05,997
I can't believe
you remember that.
675
00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,676
Looking back,
the thought of Bethenny and I
676
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,430
in the front seat driving,
Paris, Nicky, and Farrah
677
00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:12,443
in the back eating
their ice cream after school,
678
00:23:12,467 --> 00:23:15,327
I mean,
that was a very lively car.
679
00:23:15,367 --> 00:23:16,576
- You think it'll be fun
tonight?
680
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,042
Is this a fun group?
681
00:23:18,066 --> 00:23:19,996
- Yeah, I think so.
682
00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:21,180
- Who's Erika? What's her story?
683
00:23:21,204 --> 00:23:23,430
- So Erika... her husband
684
00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:26,176
is the lawyer they did the movie
about with Erin Brockovich.
685
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,070
He's 76, I think. She's 44.
686
00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:31,170
- But is he, like, a spry 76?
687
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,330
- I mean, I haven't met him,
688
00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,743
but anyway, she's also
a performer, a dancer.
689
00:23:34,767 --> 00:23:36,367
- Like in Vegas?
- I have her Instagram.
690
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,476
I'll show you.
- So who is she dancing for?
691
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,976
- Okay, I'm gonna show you.
I'm gonna show you.
692
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,170
So this is her today,
I guess, flying here. Yeah.
693
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,330
- Oh, my God.
694
00:23:44,367 --> 00:23:45,597
Oh, what the fááá?
695
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,076
That was today? - That's today.
696
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:48,242
That's what she was wearing when
she showed up.
697
00:23:48,266 --> 00:23:49,609
- You guys flew private here?
- No, she did.
698
00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,350
- Oh, she flies private
everywhere she goes?
699
00:23:51,374 --> 00:23:52,743
- Yeah.
- All right, Barbie.
700
00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:54,167
- Yeah.
- Hold on.
701
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,609
Let me see what else is...
Holy sháá.
702
00:23:55,633 --> 00:23:56,793
She's hot. - She's beautiful.
703
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,042
- That's a lot
of work right there.
704
00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:00,226
That's a lot of upkeep.
705
00:24:00,266 --> 00:24:02,596
- We were wondering
about your hashtag, áááá.
706
00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:04,173
- Oh, yeah. áááá.
707
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,209
- What is that about?
- It just means being sassy.
708
00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:07,233
It's like being bitchy.
709
00:24:07,266 --> 00:24:08,496
- It was... okay.
710
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:10,603
Like, you're not calling
somebody that?
711
00:24:10,633 --> 00:24:12,233
- No, I'm calling myself áááá.
712
00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:15,166
- Oh, I like that.
- Lisa Vanderpump's áááá.
713
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,643
I mean, but you know,
it's in a good way.
714
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,227
Well, well, well.
715
00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,596
- Hello, you.
- Hi.
716
00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:23,976
- Hi, I'm Ken.
717
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,009
- I'm Erika. Nice to meet you.
718
00:24:25,033 --> 00:24:27,509
- Hello.
719
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,509
- She looks
like a Playboy Bunny.
720
00:24:29,533 --> 00:24:30,673
I'm into it.
721
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,509
- This is her alter ego
she said.
722
00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:34,603
- That is a bad bitch
right there. Yeah.
723
00:24:34,633 --> 00:24:36,509
- When did you get in?
- This afternoon.
724
00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:38,073
- Like, what kind of show is it?
725
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:39,647
Because I saw a little bit
on the phone.
726
00:24:39,671 --> 00:24:41,267
It was erotic. - Thank you.
727
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:42,646
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
728
00:24:42,670 --> 00:24:44,367
- Yeah.
- That was what I was going for.
729
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,377
That's what it is.
730
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,530
- Anyway it looked
beautifully shot.
731
00:24:47,567 --> 00:24:49,509
- Thank you. Thank you.
- I'm not just saying that.
732
00:24:49,533 --> 00:24:50,543
- It's just funny
that you're like,
733
00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:51,609
"This is what she's doing."
734
00:24:51,633 --> 00:24:53,009
I wonder how she
sold this to her guy,
735
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,603
like, at 70-something.
736
00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:56,273
- He probably loves that.
737
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:57,600
- Loves her with her fingers
738
00:24:57,633 --> 00:24:59,443
in her ass crack with two
different knuckle rings on?
739
00:24:59,467 --> 00:25:02,144
I mean, I guess he loves that.
I don't know.
740
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,026
♪ ♪
741
00:25:04,066 --> 00:25:05,276
- Oh, my God. We're late.
742
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,230
- Are you out of here?
- No, I'm coming in.
743
00:25:07,266 --> 00:25:08,409
- Oh.
- I'm not staying in
744
00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:10,278
because I'm going out
for dinner with my buddy.
745
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,509
- Oh, you're gonna take that?
- Okay.
746
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:12,633
Thank you. I'll be back.
747
00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:14,543
- Hello.
748
00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:16,543
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
749
00:25:16,567 --> 00:25:18,409
I'm so happy to see you.
- Thank you.
750
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,009
- Oh, my God.
- How are you?
751
00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:21,042
Really nice to meet you.
Welcome.
752
00:25:21,066 --> 00:25:22,696
- Erika's here.
753
00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:24,034
- Okay.
- Where's Erika?
754
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:26,276
- Hi.
- How are you?
755
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:27,570
- I'm Erika.
- Bethenny.
756
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,009
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
757
00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:31,103
How are you? Hi. How are you?
758
00:25:31,133 --> 00:25:33,303
- Did you cut your hair?
- I did.
759
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,676
- Oh, it looks beautiful.
- Thank you.
760
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,300
How are you?
761
00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:38,703
All right,
well, let's go sit outside.
762
00:25:38,734 --> 00:25:40,704
- Oh, this is so pretty.
763
00:25:40,734 --> 00:25:43,674
- I met Bethenny
quite a few years ago.
764
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,045
She came in from New York,
765
00:25:45,069 --> 00:25:47,042
and we all had dinner
at Villa Blanca.
766
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:48,676
She's certainly a woman
to be reckoned with.
767
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,176
- I have what Kyle's having.
768
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,409
- What do you have around that?
769
00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:52,533
- I call it a rim job.
770
00:25:52,567 --> 00:25:54,343
Do you want one?
You want a rim job next time?
771
00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:55,743
- What are you talking...
What, what?
772
00:25:55,767 --> 00:25:57,667
- Well, I looked
at your Instagram page,
773
00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:01,470
so you want a rim job?
I'll give it to you.
774
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:04,400
I did. I just looked.
I'm obsessed with you.
775
00:26:04,433 --> 00:26:05,710
- She's like,
"Tell me more about Erika."
776
00:26:05,734 --> 00:26:07,042
I'm like, "Well..."
777
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,296
- Well, here she is.
Here's all you need to know."
778
00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,009
- First of all,
you have the most amazing skin,
779
00:26:11,033 --> 00:26:13,173
like, just sexy.
780
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,070
- You know what?
I like to push it.
781
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,270
- I want to be you.
I'm obsessed.
782
00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:18,570
- You should be envious
783
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,047
that I get to live
two different lives.
784
00:26:20,071 --> 00:26:21,476
You know how much fun
I'm having?
785
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,076
- Wait,
I haven't showed you the bar.
786
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,376
It's not quite the pump,
but come here.
787
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,710
Come look at my bar.
- I want to come see it.
788
00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:28,774
- It's always cool to express
your inner bad girl,
789
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,346
and I think that Erika Jayne,
or your version of Erika Jayne,
790
00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:33,743
resides in all of us.
791
00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:35,743
- Let me get behind here
and sort it out.
792
00:26:35,767 --> 00:26:37,367
- Well, this is your own bar.
793
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,209
- What do you think, Ken?
You approve?
794
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:41,343
- I love it, yes. I'm going.
795
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:42,743
- Ken's leaving.
- You're going to go?
796
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,327
I love you.
797
00:26:45,367 --> 00:26:46,467
- See you later.
798
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,743
- Bye-bye.
- We'll enjoy it.
799
00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:48,744
We're sitting down.
- Are we gonna sit?
800
00:26:48,768 --> 00:26:50,027
- We'll sit here.
801
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,466
- Oh, look
at these sexy sunflowers.
802
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,746
- Anywhere.
- I have to go to the bathroom.
803
00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:56,743
- There's one right there.
- Right here.
804
00:26:56,767 --> 00:26:58,697
- I like Erika.
- I like her.
805
00:26:58,734 --> 00:27:00,304
- Do you? I love her.
806
00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:02,209
She gives zero fááás.
807
00:27:02,233 --> 00:27:03,343
- Well, at least
her alter ego does.
808
00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:04,997
- Right.
- Right?
809
00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:06,633
- I'm definitely a bigger fan
810
00:27:06,667 --> 00:27:08,627
of Erika's way more
than Bethenny 'cause
811
00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:10,467
Bethenny's being kind
of judgmental.
812
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,400
I am just a lover of Erika
813
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:14,250
and what she does
without any kind of judgment.
814
00:27:14,274 --> 00:27:16,266
- Mogul wife by day,
ho by night.
815
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:18,109
Bambi.
She's coming out in a minute.
816
00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,509
- Who? Bambi?
- Bambi.
817
00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:20,976
- Introducing...
818
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,647
I like it. I don't mind
being called "Bambi,"
819
00:27:22,671 --> 00:27:25,227
and being called
a hooker, well, you know what,
820
00:27:25,266 --> 00:27:27,266
hookers are kind
of fabulous in my opinion.
821
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,530
I'm into it,
so if I have to represent
822
00:27:29,567 --> 00:27:31,376
for all the hookers in the
world, then I'll hit that.
823
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,976
- Thank you.
- I am so hungry, you guys.
824
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,109
- I know.
This looks really good.
825
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:36,110
- Where's your daughter?
- With Julia.
826
00:27:36,134 --> 00:27:37,979
- How old is she?
- She's five.
827
00:27:38,003 --> 00:27:39,270
- I can't believe she's five.
828
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:40,647
- I remember
when we went to Disneyland,
829
00:27:40,671 --> 00:27:43,227
and your daughters were still,
like, Disneyland daughters.
830
00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:46,009
- Yes. I remember when you
were at the Beverly Wilshire,
831
00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:48,279
and you just told me
you were pregnant.
832
00:27:48,303 --> 00:27:49,543
- Oh, my God, that day.
833
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:51,676
- You were like, "Okay,
I have something to tell you,
834
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:54,000
but you can't tell anybody,"
right then.
835
00:27:54,033 --> 00:27:56,680
- I remember that.
- That was six years ago.
836
00:27:56,704 --> 00:27:58,409
Time flies.
837
00:27:58,433 --> 00:27:59,703
- It's crazy.
- Oh, my God.
838
00:27:59,734 --> 00:28:02,279
- We were going through stories
today, Kyle and I.
839
00:28:02,303 --> 00:28:04,170
I met her,
I was the hostess at La Scala.
840
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,400
- Tell her your story.
841
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,680
- I was a cocktail waitress
in Beverly Hills,
842
00:28:06,704 --> 00:28:08,100
and that's how I met my husband.
843
00:28:08,133 --> 00:28:09,276
- Cocktail waitress can make
a lot of money.
844
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,130
I was a cocktail waitress
up in Boston.
845
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,042
- If you're good, you
can make a sháá load of money.
846
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,306
Was I a good cocktail waitress?
847
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:16,173
Fááá yeah,
I was a good cocktail waitress.
848
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,545
I'd still be
a good cocktail waitress.
849
00:28:17,569 --> 00:28:19,689
Yeah, if you work late,
that's when you get the dough.
850
00:28:24,166 --> 00:28:25,396
- Coming up...
851
00:28:25,433 --> 00:28:27,309
- This is who I am.
- I thought of you as "Bambi."
852
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,710
- It's not as easy as it looks,
853
00:28:28,734 --> 00:28:31,604
but anybody
can make a margarita.
854
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:42,710
♪ ♪
855
00:28:42,734 --> 00:28:44,734
- Thank you so much.
856
00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:46,067
♪ ♪
857
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,170
I love this couscous.
858
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,670
I'm into this.
859
00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,600
- So you guys, are you up
for watching Erika do her thing?
860
00:28:51,633 --> 00:28:54,133
- Have you seen her video?
- I already know.
861
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:56,076
She had her hand up her vagina
with two knuckle rings on.
862
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,670
- No, no. She did? She did?
863
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,576
That's your Instagram? - Yeah.
864
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,142
- Oh, it is?
- Well, can I say something
865
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:02,309
because I looked
at the whole page,
866
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,743
and I'd like to see the video.
- Right, right.
867
00:29:03,767 --> 00:29:05,567
- I think you really
need to sculpt
868
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,443
whatever the whole message is.
869
00:29:07,467 --> 00:29:09,476
It's just like, you're all...
I think you're really smart,
870
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,176
and I like your story about your
husband and the whole thing.
871
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,346
I think you should brand
the whole thing as, like,
872
00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:14,597
a female empowerment thing.
873
00:29:14,633 --> 00:29:17,103
- That's the whole point
of... that is what I do.
874
00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:18,209
- Oh, fááá.
875
00:29:18,233 --> 00:29:20,609
All of a sudden
I'm not feeling well,
876
00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:22,773
and I mean,
really not feeling well.
877
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,347
- How long you been doing this?
That's what I want to know.
878
00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:26,497
- I've been performing
since I was a kid.
879
00:29:26,533 --> 00:29:29,033
- Like,
"vomit" not feeling well.
880
00:29:29,066 --> 00:29:31,176
- But you've only been doing
this actually four years, right?
881
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,600
- No, this project I've had
for about six, seven years,
882
00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,609
performing as Erika Jayne.
883
00:29:35,633 --> 00:29:37,303
- Oh, let's watch the video.
- It's okay.
884
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:38,573
You guys, you please go ahead.
885
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,700
I'm gonna go back to the house.
886
00:29:40,734 --> 00:29:42,074
I'm not feeling really great.
887
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,209
- You're not? Okay.
- Feel better.
888
00:29:43,233 --> 00:29:44,333
- All right.
889
00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,609
- I just want you
to have a great time.
890
00:29:45,633 --> 00:29:47,042
- I'm sorry.
- I love you. Feel better.
891
00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:48,076
- I'm sorry.
892
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,609
- Sometime if you like,
I would love to...
893
00:29:49,633 --> 00:29:52,333
- I'm sorry. Bye, guys.
894
00:29:52,367 --> 00:29:56,109
This girl is coming
from both ends
895
00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:57,403
if you know what I mean.
896
00:29:57,433 --> 00:29:59,103
- You ready?
897
00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:01,633
- Oh, my God.
- ♪ Was so far away ♪
898
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:05,097
♪ Far away and I ♪
899
00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:08,003
♪ When all I had was love ♪
900
00:30:08,033 --> 00:30:10,503
♪ Like a painkillr ♪
901
00:30:10,533 --> 00:30:12,103
- Beth, you're not studying
for an exam.
902
00:30:12,133 --> 00:30:13,233
- I have notes.
903
00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,509
- We're not gonna
be asking you questions.
904
00:30:14,533 --> 00:30:16,509
- No, because are you gonna want
me to say what I think,
905
00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:19,003
and I want
to gather my thoughts.
906
00:30:19,033 --> 00:30:20,379
- There's a big chance
907
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:23,770
that Bethenny could think that
Erika is sort of ridiculous.
908
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,770
Bethenny can come off
very strong,
909
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,245
and she's very opinionated,
910
00:30:27,269 --> 00:30:30,109
and sometimes she will offer
some unsolicited advice.
911
00:30:30,133 --> 00:30:31,376
- Do you want to know
my honest thoughts?
912
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,700
- Yeah.
913
00:30:33,734 --> 00:30:35,504
- I don't love
the production value of it.
914
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:37,547
Like, I think it goes too slow
in the beginning,
915
00:30:37,571 --> 00:30:40,142
and it looks a little...
It looks cheap.
916
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:42,276
I think it, like, is trying
to be like sort of a little,
917
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,770
like, avant-garde,
918
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,676
but it's not quite getting it
with that kind of,
919
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:47,147
like, silver cheesy bed,
920
00:30:47,171 --> 00:30:48,496
and... - Oh, my...
921
00:30:48,533 --> 00:30:51,003
- I thought the production
values were terrific on that.
922
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:53,543
- I mean, everyone's entitled
to her opinion.
923
00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,144
I just don't agree with her,
you know?
924
00:30:55,168 --> 00:30:57,276
I don't think she knows what
she's talking about.
925
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:58,409
Whatever.
926
00:30:58,433 --> 00:30:59,503
- It's sexy and hot.
927
00:30:59,533 --> 00:31:01,009
- I thought the production value
was good.
928
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,409
- I love it. I think it's got
great production value.
929
00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:04,276
I think it starts slow
because that's what it is.
930
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,000
It has a build.
It has a dance break.
931
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,133
It has, you know...
932
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,666
- I didn't like the beats
in the back
933
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,170
until the three girls were on.
934
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,070
- You were really going in hard.
- You were really... I was just...
935
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:17,176
- She really
just let me have it.
936
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,576
- Look, she's got her opinion,
937
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,700
and I think Bethenny's always
gonna voice that.
938
00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:22,448
I like Bethenny, but sometimes
939
00:31:22,472 --> 00:31:25,443
she needs to kind of sweeten
her delivery a little bit.
940
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,044
- I'm pretty... pretty good
at marketing,
941
00:31:28,068 --> 00:31:30,066
and the way that
I just see things is like
942
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,443
I want to know
what something is the minute
943
00:31:31,467 --> 00:31:33,476
that I see it no matter
what it is. So I just with you...
944
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,030
- What's your brand?
- My point is...
945
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:36,209
- I mean, I think it's quite
honest with the brand.
946
00:31:36,233 --> 00:31:37,533
This is like an alter ego.
947
00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:39,427
This is a full
sexualized expression.
948
00:31:39,467 --> 00:31:41,343
- It's not obvious
that it's an alter ego though.
949
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,997
That's the point.
Your whole page...
950
00:31:43,033 --> 00:31:44,276
That I looked at hers,
it's not obvious
951
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,045
it's an alter ego.
I thought of you as "Bambi."
952
00:31:46,069 --> 00:31:48,042
I didn't think of you here in,
like, your elegant...
953
00:31:48,066 --> 00:31:49,043
- But that's... you see,
954
00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:51,443
the juxtaposition
is her as a wife
955
00:31:51,467 --> 00:31:55,343
and a mother and all that
compared to the video.
956
00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:56,727
- I totally get that.
957
00:31:56,767 --> 00:31:58,476
- Not only do I do this,
I do this as well.
958
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,700
- I know the audience.
959
00:31:59,734 --> 00:32:01,234
You know,
they're there to see that.
960
00:32:01,266 --> 00:32:02,343
They're not there to see
a wife and mom.
961
00:32:02,367 --> 00:32:04,497
- They know me this.
This is who I am.
962
00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:06,309
- And that's when the other
dimensions come in.
963
00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,576
- Exactly.
- Okay, but I have to say...
964
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,346
I have a question. I just
have to suggest something.
965
00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:12,476
There are so many people
that do that.
966
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,070
There are not so many people
that do that who are this.
967
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,076
When I saw that, I was saying,
"I don't see any of this.
968
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:19,100
"When in the brand
and in the Instagram page
969
00:32:19,133 --> 00:32:21,233
are we gonna see
the whole full circle?"
970
00:32:21,266 --> 00:32:23,026
- She's not in my business.
971
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,509
I don't tell her
how to run her business.
972
00:32:24,533 --> 00:32:26,333
I don't know anything
about margaritas,
973
00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,327
and I don't know anything
about being skinny,
974
00:32:28,367 --> 00:32:29,476
so I'm not gonna tell anybody
975
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,370
what to do
with their Skinnygirl sháá,
976
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,476
so perhaps she shouldn't
tell me what to do with mine.
977
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,477
Let me explain something to you.
978
00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:36,170
I put myself out there.
979
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,276
So if I put myself out there,
980
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,100
I better be prepared
for what comes back.
981
00:32:39,133 --> 00:32:41,242
- No, like, I swear to God,
I'm not... I-
982
00:32:41,266 --> 00:32:43,343
I said to her, "She's so hot,"
and I think you're so talented.
983
00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:44,643
I just wanted to understand
what it is.
984
00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:46,509
- I mean,
it doesn't really matter.
985
00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:47,979
It's something that I do.
986
00:32:48,003 --> 00:32:49,600
It's the way I express myself.
987
00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:51,379
I'm this, and I'm also that.
988
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:53,530
But I would never treat anyone
like that at my home.
989
00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:55,976
I don't understand
why you would have someone over
990
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,976
and then kind of sháá
all over them,
991
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,976
but maybe that's just the way
she does it.
992
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,500
Nobody really knows that I have
this husband that's a lawyer,
993
00:33:02,533 --> 00:33:04,109
that I have a son
that's a police officer.
994
00:33:04,133 --> 00:33:05,142
- Right. Right.
- He's 23 years old.
995
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:06,496
I mean, that's kept very quiet
996
00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:08,509
just because I've never chosen
to talk about them.
997
00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:09,976
- And by the way,
how lucky are you that you
998
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,009
get to have both those lives?
999
00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:12,109
You know how many people
are sitting home,
1000
00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:13,509
like, as moms and housewives
1001
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,380
that are like, "Oh, I wish
I could do something interesting
1002
00:33:15,404 --> 00:33:16,630
and be sexy." - Right. Right.
1003
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:19,409
- Right? It's a rich life.
- Oh, for God sake.
1004
00:33:19,433 --> 00:33:21,703
- Just want to dance
on stage, God damn it.
1005
00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:24,142
- You completely...
1006
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,543
- So do something
so we could see what...
1007
00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:27,009
- Let's stand up.
1008
00:33:27,033 --> 00:33:28,676
- Oh, I'm doing it?
- Oh, hold on a second, honey.
1009
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,676
I did not want to be
in the cheap seats.
1010
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:32,300
I want to make sure I get...
1011
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,133
- Okay, so you can walk out,
1012
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:37,096
right, hips, hips, hips, hips.
1013
00:33:37,133 --> 00:33:39,303
Hit, like, the front.
1014
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,009
Give 'em a smack.
1015
00:33:41,033 --> 00:33:43,133
Right, boom, all the way up.
- All right.
1016
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:44,626
- My ass is out.
1017
00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:45,667
Drop down low.
1018
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,230
- She's, like, squatting now.
1019
00:33:47,266 --> 00:33:51,009
- And now, like, you know,
on the dááá.
1020
00:33:51,033 --> 00:33:52,543
[ripping] - Oh, fááá!
1021
00:33:52,567 --> 00:33:55,627
- Did you ruin your pants?
[laughter]
1022
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,097
- Did you hear it?
- I did, babe, I did.
1023
00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:59,142
I'm sorry.
1024
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,596
It's not as easy as it looks.
1025
00:34:00,633 --> 00:34:03,173
I mean, but anybody
can make a margarita.
1026
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,130
[laughter] - Wait, let me see.
1027
00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,409
- That's what you get for saying
I have no production value.
1028
00:34:07,433 --> 00:34:10,176
[laughter]
1029
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,070
- Coming up...
1030
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,300
- So you felt grilled?
- I did.
1031
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,473
- Do you think she picked up
1032
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,743
on the fact that you
were clearly uncomfortable?
1033
00:34:15,767 --> 00:34:17,044
- I hope.
She's not a stupid woman.
1034
00:34:17,068 --> 00:34:19,096
That's what I don't understand.
1035
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:33,470
♪ ♪
1036
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:36,443
- Namaste.
1037
00:34:36,467 --> 00:34:38,427
You know, I had a bad night
the night before,
1038
00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:39,997
and I love yoga,
1039
00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:42,080
and I've done yoga
all over the world anywhere.
1040
00:34:42,104 --> 00:34:43,747
You know, that's my life.
1041
00:34:43,771 --> 00:34:50,027
That is where I feel
I'm at my most centered.
1042
00:34:50,066 --> 00:34:51,596
Hi. - Hey, how was yoga?
1043
00:34:51,633 --> 00:34:53,333
- Well, it was a little grassy.
- Yeah?
1044
00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:55,209
- I don't really do yoga
on the grass.
1045
00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:57,476
I get my life force from yoga,
1046
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:01,076
otherwise I'd be popping pills
and Xanax and drinking.
1047
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,630
Who knows what I'd be
doing to try to stay calm?
1048
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,067
- I have to ask you something
1049
00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,347
now that I've got you here.
- What?
1050
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,097
- You know, it dawned on me
at Lisa's "Bella" party.
1051
00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:13,473
Out of nowhere she brought up
how Vinny and I met.
1052
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,476
She brought it up at the table
in front of a lot of people,
1053
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:17,470
and I think
I clearly looked uncomfortable.
1054
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,476
- Okay, so when you made out
with him the first time,
1055
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,743
did you feel like, "Oh, my God"?
1056
00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:23,376
- I mean...
1057
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,242
- So how did
the affair start then?
1058
00:35:26,266 --> 00:35:27,496
- I could feel your anxiety.
1059
00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:29,133
- And I was
clearly uncomfortable
1060
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,009
because I'm in public,
and we're talking about this,
1061
00:35:31,033 --> 00:35:32,242
and she's not letting it go.
1062
00:35:32,266 --> 00:35:34,242
You know, Lisa and Erika
are on their way here now,
1063
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,376
and before she gets here, I just
1064
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,530
got to ask you
what you think of this.
1065
00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:39,997
- So what are we doing today?
1066
00:35:40,033 --> 00:35:42,003
- We're going
to Bethenny's book signing,
1067
00:35:42,033 --> 00:35:44,733
and I'm sure you want to buy a
copy of her book now, don't you?
1068
00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:46,327
- Why wouldn't I?
1069
00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:47,976
"Please sign this to me."
1070
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,109
- I know you want
it personally endorsed.
1071
00:35:49,133 --> 00:35:51,273
- Yeah.
- So with your husband, I mean,
1072
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,130
he's got, like,
a pretty serious job.
1073
00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:54,196
- Right.
- So...
1074
00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,509
Or is he playful, or is he...?
1075
00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:56,773
- He's very playful.
1076
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,109
Tom is a very
exciting person, and he's fun.
1077
00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:01,333
He likes to do things.
1078
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,109
He's full of life,
and he's sweet.
1079
00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:05,403
He's super engaging.
1080
00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:07,009
- You just love him so much.
I can tell.
1081
00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:08,676
- I do.
1082
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,500
- So you felt grilled?
- I did.
1083
00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:11,547
- Completely?
- I did.
1084
00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:12,767
- Do you think she picked up
1085
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,242
on the fact that you
were clearly uncomfortable?
1086
00:36:14,266 --> 00:36:15,309
- I hope.
She's not a stupid woman.
1087
00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:17,142
That's what I don't understand.
1088
00:36:17,166 --> 00:36:18,242
Maybe she'd had a couple drinks?
1089
00:36:18,266 --> 00:36:19,409
I don't know. What do you think?
1090
00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:20,547
Am I imagining something?
1091
00:36:20,571 --> 00:36:22,397
- Well, I...
No, I think if it bothers you,
1092
00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:24,303
I think you should
say something to her.
1093
00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,533
I can see it affects you.
- Well, she's my friend.
1094
00:36:26,567 --> 00:36:28,409
- And you care.
- And that's... it felt like that
1095
00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:30,033
it was a non-friendy
kind of thing.
1096
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:33,142
Lisa Vanderpump keeps digging
into a topic
1097
00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:34,676
that was very hurtful for me.
1098
00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,230
It makes me feel
that Lisa doesn't
1099
00:36:36,266 --> 00:36:38,126
respect my marriage at all.
1100
00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:40,009
She was just kind of... "So
when you were first together,
1101
00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:42,443
and you... did you have to kiss
him?" I said, "Actually we did."
1102
00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,543
"How many times?"
I said, "Like, once."
1103
00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:46,007
She goes,
"Well, was that the moment?
1104
00:36:46,033 --> 00:36:48,073
Is that when the affair
started?" I said, "No."
1105
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:49,530
- Do you notice the age
difference?
1106
00:36:49,567 --> 00:36:51,042
Yours is what, 30...
1107
00:36:51,066 --> 00:36:53,309
- 32 or 33.
- Right.
1108
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,447
- I don't see a huge age
difference in philosophy.
1109
00:36:56,471 --> 00:36:58,176
Like, we both view life
the same way.
1110
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,176
- Right. So do you
go to dinners with him,
1111
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,270
like, with clients and things?
- Yes.
1112
00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,400
- I bet people are surprised
when you show up, right?
1113
00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,033
- Not any more.
- Yeah.
1114
00:37:07,066 --> 00:37:08,710
Erika has certainly painted
1115
00:37:08,734 --> 00:37:12,134
a very interesting picture
of herself.
1116
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:14,696
The much older husband,
the videos,
1117
00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:16,434
she's put a lot out there.
1118
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:20,297
She's happy to kind of tell it
how it is, and I like that.
1119
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:22,273
- I don't feel like,
you know, "Ugh.
1120
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,070
You know, you're boring,
or I'm bored, or let's leave."
1121
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,170
He's the one that's like,
"Hey, come on. Let's go."
1122
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,400
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1123
00:37:28,433 --> 00:37:29,643
- And is that why
you love him so much?
1124
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:30,743
- I think so.
1125
00:37:30,767 --> 00:37:32,097
I sense that Lisa Vanderpump
1126
00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:36,609
really enjoys making
you feel uncomfortable
1127
00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,233
and digs around,
1128
00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:42,609
and I'm guessing that's because
she wants to be in control.
1129
00:37:42,633 --> 00:37:44,433
- That's good.
- Yeah.
1130
00:37:44,467 --> 00:37:46,097
- You can ask me
anything you want.
1131
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,080
- She's kind
of the self-appointed leader
1132
00:37:48,104 --> 00:37:49,170
of the group,
1133
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,500
and it's in her best interest
1134
00:37:50,533 --> 00:37:53,033
to keep all of her
little ducks in a row.
1135
00:37:53,066 --> 00:37:54,209
- I have nothing to hide.
1136
00:37:54,233 --> 00:37:56,203
- If you don't get
this off your chest
1137
00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:57,503
to the person that did it...
1138
00:37:57,533 --> 00:37:59,473
You just got it off your chest
to me,
1139
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,746
but why not say it to her
because guess what,
1140
00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:05,497
that will take your relationship
with Lisa to a different level.
1141
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:06,643
You should say... - Dr. Rinna.
1142
00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:08,597
I'm gonna lay on the sofa.
- Well... shut up.
1143
00:38:08,633 --> 00:38:10,233
It's not that at all,
1144
00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:14,366
and everyone appreciates
honesty no matter what.
1145
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,130
- All right.
- And then see what happens.
1146
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,509
- You're right.
- But you can't have
1147
00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:19,076
any expectations
of what's gonna happen.
1148
00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:20,376
- I don't. I know.
1149
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,376
- That will be $500. [laughter]
1150
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:28,643
♪ ♪
1151
00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:31,376
- Hi.
- What's going on, girls?
1152
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,109
- I'm gonna cut watermelon up.
1153
00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:35,380
- I don't think there are
normally heels in the Hamptons.
1154
00:38:35,404 --> 00:38:37,470
Everyone's got gravel driveways.
1155
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,400
Hello.
- Hello, come in the kitchen.
1156
00:38:40,433 --> 00:38:42,509
- Lisa's cooking.
- Hello, how are you?
1157
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:44,376
- Good, how are you?
1158
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,960
- You okay now?
- I'm better, thank you.
1159
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,600
- Was it Bethenny's food?
1160
00:38:47,633 --> 00:38:50,109
- Right through me.
1161
00:38:50,133 --> 00:38:53,142
- Well, last night
was a little interesting,
1162
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:55,266
Miss Bethenny letting
me have it last night.
1163
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,300
- Oh, was she?
1164
00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,976
- Okay, she let me have it
about the video.
1165
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,676
She was like, "You know, I don't
like the production quality."
1166
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:00,770
And I thought, "Well,..."
1167
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,770
- She was talking
about your brand too.
1168
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,176
- Well,
she got into my brand too.
1169
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,676
She got into the brand
to like, "What are you selling?
1170
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,309
Like, what are you trying
to say?" I'm like,...
1171
00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:08,142
- Sex? No.
- You think?
1172
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:11,396
So she said some things to me
that weren't so great,
1173
00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,680
but that doesn't mean that I'm
gonna be a total bitch back.
1174
00:39:13,704 --> 00:39:15,130
That's just not who I am.
1175
00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:17,409
Like, I'm not selling cookies.
- Right.
1176
00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:19,133
- No offense to anyone who is.
1177
00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:21,126
[laughter]
1178
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,426
Is she being a bitch,
1179
00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:24,497
or is she just being...
1180
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:30,133
Jealous?
1181
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:33,666
- Okay, girls, I'm off to go
get ready to go to the store.
1182
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,000
- I need to talk to you.
1183
00:39:35,033 --> 00:39:37,473
I just need to talk to you
for a second.
1184
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,600
Something's been on my mind.
It's not a big deal.
1185
00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:40,710
I just kind of need
to talk to you about something.
1186
00:39:40,734 --> 00:39:43,710
- Do you not eat plants?
- No can do.
1187
00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:45,434
[overlapping chatter]
1188
00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:46,597
- Yes, well...
1189
00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:48,343
- Nothing, I just
want to get it off my chest,
1190
00:39:48,367 --> 00:39:51,427
and it's probably nothing, and I
might be just oversensitive,
1191
00:39:51,467 --> 00:39:52,444
but you know. - Right.
1192
00:39:52,468 --> 00:39:55,167
- It was the other night
1193
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,330
where we were having dinner
at the restaurant at the Capri.
1194
00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:01,467
[dramatic music]
1195
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,070
- Coming up...
1196
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:04,309
- Oh, for fááá's sake.
1197
00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:06,603
We are very different people.
I'm very open.
1198
00:40:06,633 --> 00:40:09,233
Ask me anything you want.
- Uh-huh.
1199
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:17,570
We were having dinner
at the restaurant at the Capri.
1200
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,230
You were asking me
about how I met Vinny.
1201
00:40:19,266 --> 00:40:20,743
- Yeah.
- And you kind of kept going on,
1202
00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:22,076
and I was just really
uncomfortable,
1203
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,376
and I realized after the fact...
1204
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,347
- Oh, darling, I wouldn't want
to ask you anything
1205
00:40:25,371 --> 00:40:27,209
that you wouldn't want
to tell me.
1206
00:40:27,233 --> 00:40:28,503
- I-I don't know.
1207
00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:30,609
You know, after what happened
with Brandi last year,...
1208
00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:32,503
- He was married
when you met him, right?
1209
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:34,076
- We both were.
- Oh.
1210
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,609
- You were both married
when you met each other?
1211
00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,476
- Yeah, we were.
1212
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,476
- Do you think you're sensitive
about it because...
1213
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,070
- We were coming off
of what happened.
1214
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,376
Absolutely Brandi.
- Oh, for fááá's sake.
1215
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,609
I'm nothing like Brandi.
1216
00:40:43,633 --> 00:40:45,209
We are very different people.
1217
00:40:45,233 --> 00:40:46,242
- It just was like...
I don't know.
1218
00:40:46,266 --> 00:40:47,343
It just seemed
like you kept going on
1219
00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:49,167
and asking more
and more things about it,
1220
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,347
and "Is that
when the affair started?
1221
00:40:50,371 --> 00:40:52,476
Is that what happened?"
And it just felt kind of,
1222
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,330
ugh, restaurant.
1223
00:40:54,367 --> 00:40:56,076
- Well, then just say to me, "I
don't want to talk. I'm sorry."
1224
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,247
- You're right. You're right.
1225
00:40:57,271 --> 00:40:59,066
That's what I should've done.
1226
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,509
I mean, I would be happy
to talk to you in private
1227
00:41:00,533 --> 00:41:02,003
about stuff, but I...
1228
00:41:02,033 --> 00:41:03,543
- Okay, it was... I mean, it
was just the two of us, right?
1229
00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:05,097
- Yeah, kind
of just... I don't know.
1230
00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:10,373
- I apologize if I asked you
too many questions.
1231
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,400
But no, I feel like I
know you better because of that.
1232
00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:16,333
If you ever don't want
to discuss something,
1233
00:41:16,367 --> 00:41:19,376
surely you just say, "I don't
want to talk about that."
1234
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,000
This doesn't
make any sense to me.
1235
00:41:21,033 --> 00:41:23,203
Really, never answer
anything you don't want to.
1236
00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:25,673
Like, I just had an interesting
conversation, you know,
1237
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:27,200
with Erika about her life,
1238
00:41:27,233 --> 00:41:29,003
and I kind of feel
that's, you know,
1239
00:41:29,033 --> 00:41:30,976
how you get to know people.
1240
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,109
And if I ever ask you anything,
1241
00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:33,110
just say "I don't want
to answer it."
1242
00:41:33,134 --> 00:41:34,379
- I will next time.
1243
00:41:34,403 --> 00:41:36,976
- I'm very open.
Ask me anything you want.
1244
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,100
- Uh-huh.
1245
00:41:38,133 --> 00:41:40,676
She always says she's very open,
1246
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:43,147
but I feel like really she's
way more comfortable just kind
1247
00:41:43,171 --> 00:41:47,426
of getting into your stuff
and not really any of hers.
1248
00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:49,543
I-I just
wanted to clear the air.
1249
00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:51,097
I just...
1250
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:53,233
- I didn't think there was
any air to clear, Eileen.
1251
00:41:53,266 --> 00:41:55,676
- From my perspective.
- Yeah.
1252
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,770
- Nothing was resolved by me
expressing myself to Lisa
1253
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,145
because I told her
she hurt my feelings,
1254
00:42:01,169 --> 00:42:03,142
and she totally
turned it around on me.
1255
00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:04,276
I just really wanted to tell you
1256
00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:05,376
what I was feeling
at that moment
1257
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,370
and that I should have
said something then.
1258
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,430
That's all. - Yeah. Okay.
1259
00:42:08,467 --> 00:42:11,267
- Okay.
1260
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:15,543
- No problem.
1261
00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:16,997
- Next time on
1262
00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:18,703
"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
1263
00:42:18,734 --> 00:42:21,074
- I feel so bad. Kyle told me
I insulted you last night.
1264
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,309
- Is this awkward right now?
1265
00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:24,473
- Yeah.
1266
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,470
- Nobody would think
somebody like me
1267
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,130
would be in
a situation like that.
1268
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:30,609
The police were called
a couple times.
1269
00:42:30,633 --> 00:42:31,710
- Oh, wow.
- Sorry.
1270
00:42:31,734 --> 00:42:33,051
I don't want
to do this right now.
1271
00:42:33,075 --> 00:42:36,026
- I love you and adore you.
- Sweetie...
1272
00:42:36,066 --> 00:42:39,296
- Doctor said she'd never seen
anybody with leakage like mine.
1273
00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:41,533
It's almost like a vindication.
1274
00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:44,197
Time to get my ass back
on the road.
1275
00:42:44,233 --> 00:42:46,309
Both: Hi. - How are you?
1276
00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:48,303
- I am great.
- Oh, my God.
1277
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,710
- Katherine sold her soul
to the devil
1278
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:52,704
'cause she looks
exactly the same.
1279
00:42:52,734 --> 00:42:54,304
Fááá you.
1280
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:56,576
You know what's flashing on me
more than anything right now?
1281
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,670
- What?
1282
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:58,700
- O.J.
1283
00:42:58,734 --> 00:43:02,474
- That was a long time ago.
1284
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:05,770
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Housewives, go to Bravotv.com.
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