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Just wait a second. 11 00:00:20,066 --> 00:00:21,509 But you realize I've got a little coffee high. 12 00:00:21,533 --> 00:00:23,703 - I'll devote some time, but right now, I need to... 13 00:00:23,734 --> 00:00:25,874 This is... this is my prime time, okay? 14 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,070 Cut the coffee. I got ten minutes to write this. 15 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,576 Please, don't distract me right now, please... 16 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,730 - Too late. 17 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:32,476 - I want to make sure the jury likes me today. 18 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,900 - Every day. 19 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,034 By day, I'm Erika Girardi, married to Tom Girardi. 20 00:00:36,066 --> 00:00:38,796 But by night, I'm something else. 21 00:00:38,834 --> 00:00:41,774 - Pat the puss, pat the puss, pat the puss. 22 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,670 Drop it down, bounce. 23 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:47,770 - Dad, we love you, and... not gonna be sad here. 24 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,500 - Vincent's father, Dick Van Patten, 25 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:52,333 passed away very recently. 26 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:53,527 I'm kind of sad. 27 00:00:53,567 --> 00:00:55,527 - No, because he wants us to be happy. 28 00:00:55,567 --> 00:00:58,697 - I am so, like, confused about this whole thing. 29 00:00:58,734 --> 00:01:00,974 It seems strange to me that she's like, 30 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,430 happy selfie, 31 00:01:02,467 --> 00:01:03,997 sick selfie. 32 00:01:04,033 --> 00:01:06,003 - Yolanda is so desperate 33 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,173 that it's like you're just stabbing in the dark 34 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,710 at this point, like you'll do anything. 35 00:01:09,734 --> 00:01:11,874 - Just, it seems like there's a lot of back and forth, 36 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,470 and I don't understand. 37 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,130 [upbeat music] 38 00:01:15,166 --> 00:01:16,826 - My lips were made for talking, 39 00:01:16,867 --> 00:01:20,467 and that's just what they'll do. 40 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,400 - In Beverly Hills, you can be anything, 41 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:26,803 but it's most important to be yourself. 42 00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:30,334 - I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash. 43 00:01:32,633 --> 00:01:34,133 - I may be an actress, 44 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:36,596 but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script. 45 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,830 - Fake friends believe in rumors. 46 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,897 Real friends believe in you. 47 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:49,373 - I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches. 48 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:54,603 [upbeat music] 49 00:01:54,633 --> 00:01:57,173 ♪ ♪ 50 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,200 - Here they are. 51 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:02,403 Be careful with Giggy, 'cause I don't know how... 52 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:04,733 Oh my God, I'm gonna have a heart attack. 53 00:02:08,667 --> 00:02:11,067 Tina? 54 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,500 - Lisa. - Oh, I love you. 55 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:15,333 - It's the traveling stable. 56 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:16,497 - How you doing? 57 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:18,433 - Oh my God, I can't believe... 58 00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:20,167 Okay, I'm really scared to see her. 59 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,970 After the fiasco in Ohio, 60 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,700 I was just kind of devastated, 61 00:02:24,734 --> 00:02:27,534 because I really wanted to buy this little miniature horse 62 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:29,067 for Ken's birthday. 63 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,630 Now I'm here, I notice that she looks 64 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,667 like she's lame in her right leg. 65 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,800 My friend Hank heard how upset we were that we were let down. 66 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:39,074 He heard of a little horse farm in Texas, 67 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:42,300 and he made it his mission to try and get me a little horse 68 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:44,533 just in time for Ken's actual birthday. 69 00:02:44,567 --> 00:02:45,897 How is she? - She's fine. 70 00:02:45,934 --> 00:02:47,874 Let's... let's look around on the other side 71 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,970 and take a peek in there and say hello to Tina. 72 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,230 You ready, Houston? 73 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:58,033 Okay, you ready? 74 00:02:58,066 --> 00:03:00,366 - You brought the baby as well? 75 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,370 [playful music] 76 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:08,130 ♪ ♪ 77 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:09,466 - [chuckles] 78 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,800 - My God. 79 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:13,534 - You ready? You're on this end. 80 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:14,527 You're on this end, yes. 81 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:18,267 - Oh, my God, what did you do? 82 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:22,370 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,930 - There you go. 84 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:25,597 ♪ ♪ 85 00:03:25,633 --> 00:03:28,303 - Oh, you're so beautiful. - [laughs] 86 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,603 - What did you do, Tina? 87 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:32,973 You got two of them? 88 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,970 Are they both for me? 89 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,830 You think I should have two? How are you? 90 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:39,427 - Well, it made the... 91 00:03:39,467 --> 00:03:42,167 Oh, it made them so much calmer in the plane. 92 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,270 - Oh my God. - Do you love them? 93 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:46,970 [laughs] 94 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,930 - Ken is gonna flip his fáááing... 95 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,297 [laughter] 96 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,903 I'm gobsmacked. I'm really lost for words. 97 00:03:52,934 --> 00:03:55,974 I cannot believe that she has not only picked up 98 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,570 this little horse, but a baby as well. 99 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,430 What about this one? Are they related? 100 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:03,467 - No. - This one's not gonna turn 101 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,009 into a horse, is it... Like a big horse? 102 00:04:05,033 --> 00:04:07,333 - No, no, no, no, it won't get any bigger than this one. 103 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:08,997 - I mean, I can't say no, 104 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:10,910 and I actually think it's a better idea to have two, 105 00:04:10,934 --> 00:04:13,174 to keep each other company, suddenly. 106 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,470 We've got to go, because Ken's gonna be here at 3:15 exactly. 107 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,309 So, do you think we can take them in here like this? 108 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,303 - Yes, let's take her. - Of course. 109 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:23,003 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry. 110 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:25,773 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 111 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:29,230 So I have eight swans, seven dogs, and two mini horses... 112 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:33,326 And not forgetting my little seven-year-old pot-bellied pig. 113 00:04:33,367 --> 00:04:36,027 No poo-poo here. Come on. 114 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:38,196 Good girl. 115 00:04:38,233 --> 00:04:39,203 Oh, I love her. 116 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:40,933 They're so calm, aren't they? 117 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:41,927 [pony neighs] 118 00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:43,727 Yeah, welcome home. 119 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,867 It may seem odd for some people, 120 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:49,200 to have horses walk through your house. 121 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:51,503 This is where you're gonna live. 122 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:54,273 But now they're our pets. They're part of our family, 123 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:57,830 and they have a right to be in the house as much as we do. 124 00:04:57,867 --> 00:05:00,327 Tina, you're in so much trouble. 125 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:03,327 [upbeat music] 126 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:09,997 ♪ ♪ 127 00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:13,533 [line trilling] 128 00:05:13,567 --> 00:05:14,527 - Hello? 129 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:16,927 - Hi, sweetheart. How are you? 130 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:18,367 - Hey, good. 131 00:05:20,433 --> 00:05:22,673 - What are you doing? 132 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:24,000 - Oh. [chuckles] 133 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:25,973 Oh, just sitting here looking out the window. 134 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,100 - Yeah, I'm sure. - No, I... 135 00:05:28,133 --> 00:05:32,033 There's a lot going on here in this joint, without a doubt. 136 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:35,666 - I can't spend any time with Tom during the work day. 137 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:39,000 Are we still on for dinner tonight? 138 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:40,433 - Yes, for sure. 139 00:05:40,467 --> 00:05:43,767 - We talk briefly about four or five times during the day, 140 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,730 but there is no "come down to the office." 141 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:48,427 There's... there's no time. 142 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:50,567 It's... it's law first. 143 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,743 Do you want me to pick you up, 144 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:53,327 or do you want me to meet you there? 145 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,667 - You know what? I think maybe 146 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,100 I just meet you there, 147 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:58,773 because I think I have a meeting down on the west side. 148 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,700 - Okay, I'll see you 7:00 at Medeo. 149 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:03,004 - Okay, sounds great. 150 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:04,533 - All right, honey. Bye-bye. 151 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:05,527 - Thanks, kitten. - Bye-bye. 152 00:06:05,567 --> 00:06:06,667 - Good-bye. 153 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,170 - I'm just as busy as Tom is, 154 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,170 'cause Erika Jayne's out doing her thing. 155 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:13,170 [upbeat music] 156 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:21,200 ♪ ♪ 157 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,400 Hey. 158 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:28,603 - Hey, boo. 159 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:30,303 - What are you doing? - Talking about you. 160 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,503 - All right. [chuckles] - Hey. 161 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:35,803 - Tom has never been anything other than supportive 162 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,204 of Erika Jayne. 163 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:39,903 He's never told me, "Hey, don't say that. 164 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:41,476 Hey, don't wear that. You can't do that." 165 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,670 Nice to see you. - You too... 166 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:43,710 - Hey, how are you? Hi, gorgeous. 167 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:44,704 - Hi, baby. Good to see you. Muah. 168 00:06:44,734 --> 00:06:46,204 Oh, good... - Ooh, wait, wait, wait. 169 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,603 Is this the red one? 170 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:50,133 But at the same time, I've never told him anything 171 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:51,566 about his law business either. 172 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,230 You know, so I think it's a balance. 173 00:06:53,266 --> 00:06:54,666 I love the compression catsuit, 174 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,776 because it just... you know what, you can do anything in it, 175 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,810 and everything looks good all the time... 176 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,009 - Yeah, it holds it all together. 177 00:06:59,033 --> 00:07:00,303 - Yeah, of course, 100%. 178 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:01,703 - Yup, let's do it. - Okay. 179 00:07:01,734 --> 00:07:02,943 - Let's get it on you and see how you feel. 180 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:04,067 - All right. 181 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,000 If Tom had to choose between Erika Jayne 182 00:07:06,033 --> 00:07:09,273 and Erika Girardi, I think he would choose 183 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:11,970 Erika Girardi. 184 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,300 But Erika Jayne on the weekends. 185 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:16,503 She's a good time. 186 00:07:16,533 --> 00:07:18,073 Ooh. [laughs] 187 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,500 - Almost. - Get my fat ass 188 00:07:19,533 --> 00:07:22,473 into this thing. Okay, here we go. 189 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,570 - Okay. - Whoo. 190 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,330 - Hold on. Just hold on one sec. 191 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:29,197 - It's pretty. 192 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:30,376 - That's great... - So then... 193 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,440 - Yeah. - So, there you go. 194 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:32,743 - There's your girl. - There she is. 195 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:34,767 - Yeah. - Eat a dick. 196 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,470 - Drop it down. Right, eat a dick. 197 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,230 - Isn't that gonna be great? - Uh-huh. 198 00:07:39,266 --> 00:07:40,576 - It's gonna be amazing. I like the red. 199 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,630 - Oh, I'm up! Look... 200 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:43,067 - The red's fabulous. 201 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,643 - Yeah, the red's so good... - And it's so yours. 202 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,927 - I like being Erika Jayne 203 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:49,267 because as Erika Jayne I can do anything I want. 204 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,800 Ugh. 205 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:53,704 I feel like that fat cat in that YouTube video, 206 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,604 that can't get through the door in the little... Jesus, 207 00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:59,033 Marco... fááá. 208 00:07:59,066 --> 00:08:00,726 I mean, I'm sassy. I'm bratty. 209 00:08:00,767 --> 00:08:02,797 I'm pushing it in everybody's face. 210 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:04,334 - What are you thinking? 211 00:08:04,367 --> 00:08:06,727 - I think the red is snatchy. - Mm-hmm. 212 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,427 - It's more ááááy. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:10,076 - I bet everybody wishes they could be Erika Jayne. 214 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:12,830 I think every woman has a little bit of Erika Jayne 215 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,027 inside of her. 216 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:15,326 She's just dying to get out. 217 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:16,327 Bye, guys. - Bye, babe. 218 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:17,527 - Bye, love you. 219 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:20,567 [upbeat music] 220 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,730 ♪♪♪ 221 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,543 - I'm looking for my husband, Vince Van Patten. 222 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,042 - Okay, I think we just sat him a few moments ago. 223 00:08:26,066 --> 00:08:27,676 If you just go right out these doors and on to the back. 224 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:28,670 - Okay. Oh, thank you so much. 225 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,100 - Enjoy. 226 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,130 - Hi. - Hi, babe. 227 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,996 - Hey, stranger. 228 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,833 - How are you doing? You look great. 229 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:40,109 - Oh, I feel like I haven't seen you forever. 230 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:41,543 - Honey, you got... You got holes in your pants. 231 00:08:41,567 --> 00:08:42,827 - Oh, very funny. - You know, 232 00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:45,527 there's rips and holes. - Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk. 233 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,827 The day-to-day dynamic for Vinnie and me is that, 234 00:08:47,867 --> 00:08:49,876 some days, we don't even know if we're gonna see each other. 235 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:53,400 I feel like I have literally not seen you in a really long time. 236 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,773 - Yeah, it's been 24 hours. 237 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,042 - Has not. It's been three days. 238 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:57,396 Sometimes I'm working. 239 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:59,073 Sometimes he's working. 240 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,670 Sometimes we're both working. Sometimes we're both at home. 241 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,810 We've kind of gotten used to it, 242 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:06,034 and... every day's a new adventure. 243 00:09:06,066 --> 00:09:08,596 So, what did you do in Del Mar? 244 00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:10,076 Was it hard being there without your dad? 245 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:13,530 I know that's where you guys always went. 246 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,567 - Yeah, it was, it was tough. - Yeah? 247 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,400 - And it was also great, because he loved that place. 248 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,433 And you know what? He had great joy there, 249 00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:22,567 so it was... it was fine. It was fine. 250 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,870 - For years and years and years and years, 251 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:27,230 Dickie Van Patten went to the track 252 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,426 with all of his friends and family. 253 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:30,897 It has a very, very special place 254 00:09:30,934 --> 00:09:32,704 in all the Van Pattens' hearts. 255 00:09:32,734 --> 00:09:36,104 - Went to the track, didn't bet any of the races except for... 256 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:39,033 Like, bet real small until I liked a race. 257 00:09:39,066 --> 00:09:40,896 And lo and behold, it was like my father 258 00:09:40,934 --> 00:09:42,634 was helping me win or whatever. - No way. 259 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:43,676 - Winner after winner after winner. 260 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,800 - No, you did not. 261 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:45,910 - It was like one of those stupid days. 262 00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:46,904 - No way, you never win at the track. 263 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:47,904 - I know, I know, I don't. 264 00:09:47,934 --> 00:09:48,904 - No, wait. You did? - I did win. 265 00:09:48,934 --> 00:09:50,534 - Dickie's saying was, 266 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:51,927 "Tennis in the morning, 267 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,627 poker in the evening, racing in the afternoon." 268 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:57,097 And that's actually gonna be on his headstone. 269 00:09:57,133 --> 00:09:58,573 How much did you win? 270 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,670 - Like, a lot, 600 bucks. - Really? 271 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,142 So you gonna buy dinner tonight? - Of course. 272 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,042 - You seriously won 600 bucks? - Yeah, we did, yeah. 273 00:10:04,066 --> 00:10:05,296 - That's so exciting. - Yeah. 274 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,373 - How come I wasn't there? - Don't know. 275 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,030 - Hi. - Hi, how are we? 276 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,766 - Good. - Good, how you doing? 277 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,109 - Okay, I already know what I want. 278 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,633 I'm gonna get whatever your driest white wine is. 279 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:15,667 - Okay, you got it. 280 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,800 - And I'm gonna have the halibut. 281 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:18,876 - How is the Moroccan chicken? 282 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,042 - The Moroccan chicken's awesome. 283 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:21,166 - Awesome. - It's awesome... 284 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,743 - Is it... is it better than the halibut? 285 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:24,367 - I have a really good idea. 286 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,730 You guys can split the halibut 287 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:27,009 and then split the Moroccan chicken. 288 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,273 - Okay. Thank you so much. 289 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,770 - Thank you. - She's nice. 290 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,009 - She's like the cutest girl in the world... it's our waitress. 291 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:34,673 Like, the cutest girl in the world. 292 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,876 By the way, I'm sorry I was a little bitchy to you 293 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,100 on the phone this morning. 294 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,733 Sorry about that. - Well. 295 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,897 - It's like I feel like I'm, you know, scheduling the childcare, 296 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,334 and I've got every... I'm working. 297 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:45,567 You're out of town. 298 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,530 You say you're gonna be home at a certain hour, 299 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:49,567 so I get childcare for that period of time. 300 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,076 Then you go, "Well, I'm not gonna do that. 301 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,470 I'm gonna go do this." I'm like, you can't do that. 302 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,430 Everything is a domino effect. 303 00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:57,667 Sometimes I just feel like you have all this freedom, 304 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,670 and that I'm always having to, like, regiment everything. 305 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,343 - You don't attack me early in the morning. 306 00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:04,997 [tense music] 307 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,743 - It wasn't an attack... - At 6:00, when I wake up... 308 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,397 - I didn't attack you. - You sort of did. 309 00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:09,873 - I wasn't attacking. 310 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:11,276 See, that's the funny thing between men and women. 311 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,100 To me, I'm expressing myself. 312 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,303 He sees it as an attack. 313 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:15,409 - Hey, I don't blame you... 314 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:16,843 - And by the way, I texted you right away, 315 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,376 and I said, "I'm sorry I was snapping at you." 316 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,630 - I appreciate that, but... 317 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,076 - Can you understand my point of view, though, 318 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,343 why it would feel that way? Like, "Oh, I'm just gonna 319 00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,497 go do this now. I'm gonna go to the beach." 320 00:11:24,533 --> 00:11:26,733 - But we should not talk about anything that's... 321 00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:30,567 Anything until 9:00-ish. 322 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,000 ♪ ♪ 323 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,810 - I can't agree to that. I can't look at the clock 324 00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:34,843 and go, "Okay, it's almost 9:00." 325 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:36,197 - No, because you... 326 00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:37,309 - "Now I can get mad at him." I mean, I can't do that. 327 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,733 - No, because you're an idiot. 328 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,910 You have your coffee, and you're like foaming at the bit... 329 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,234 [gibberish] 330 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,626 And then, next thing you know, 331 00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,767 you're attacking. 332 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,042 - Actually, you just pissed me off when you said 333 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,309 you were gonna go to the beach then. 334 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,409 I'm like, "You can't go to the beach. 335 00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:50,833 You've got to take care of Jesse." 336 00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:51,927 - My point exactly. 337 00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:53,109 We've got to just... We got to... anyways... 338 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:54,443 - I had to tell you at that moment. 339 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:55,609 You want me to wait... You want me to wait till 9:00? 340 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:59,003 - Nothing controversial till 9:00. 341 00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:01,176 - Sometimes, I feel like Vince doesn't always appreciate 342 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,470 everything I do for the family. 343 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,100 If something changes, I immediately let him know, 344 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,773 so that we can all be on the same page. 345 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,670 What's gonna happen here? Who's gonna get that? 346 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,676 If something changes for him, it just changes for him. 347 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:11,930 Anyway, can you just say, 348 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:13,609 "Okay, I accept your apology?" Can we move on? 349 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,533 - I do. 350 00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:17,697 - Coming up... 351 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:20,074 - What bear's gonna come inside the house? 352 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,376 - They've already been inside the house... 353 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,570 - It already has. - What? 354 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,000 - It ripped down the door. - [gasps] 355 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:36,500 ♪ ♪ 356 00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:37,973 - Hi. - How are you girls? 357 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,030 - Hi. - Good, how are you? 358 00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:40,266 - Good, thank you. 359 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,303 Are you ready to order? 360 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,873 - Can I have the kale salad, please? 361 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,500 - Can I please have the chicken Dijon sandwich? 362 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,803 - And may I have the Il Tram chopped salad, please? 363 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,004 - All right, coming up. - Thank you. 364 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:56,473 - So tell me, are you excited for Canada? 365 00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,070 - Yeah, I'm excited. - I get to come up for a chunk, 366 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,200 'cause I have to work. 367 00:13:01,233 --> 00:13:03,833 We go to Canada every summer... 368 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:09,267 A place where Harry has gone since he was just a little boy. 369 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,900 And you know, it's a huge place. 370 00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:13,774 And it's gorgeous, and it's a great way 371 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,800 to get out of Los Angeles, 372 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:18,274 get the kids in a natural environment. 373 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,600 It's like their camp. 374 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,810 You know, all the East-Coasters send their kids to camp. 375 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,074 We kind of have our own camp. 376 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,870 - I just, like, a thing about Canada is, 377 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,100 I get really excited to go. 378 00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:30,273 And then, like, when I'm, like, halfway, 379 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:33,300 like, like, in the trip, I start to get really homesick, 380 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,573 and then start to, like, wish the days would go by faster. 381 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,130 - Uh, I know. 382 00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:40,996 I wouldn't say my kids are too spoiled. 383 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,703 Are they a little spoiled? 384 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:45,334 Absolutely. They're teenagers. 385 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,797 That's what we're dealing with. 386 00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,134 How Kyle has done it with four... 387 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,026 That's a lot. 388 00:13:51,066 --> 00:13:52,696 It ain't for sissies. 389 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,204 [upbeat music] 390 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,103 - I want Sophia to go first. 391 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,633 - I don't want Sophia to go first. 392 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:02,527 - I'll go second. I'm scary. 393 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,227 [gasps] 394 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,896 - Hi. - Hi. 395 00:14:06,934 --> 00:14:08,434 - How are you? - Pretty good. 396 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:09,667 - Nice to see you again. 397 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,000 - You too, welcome back. - Thank you. 398 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,803 I brought another daughter this time. 399 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,734 - And how are your ears? 400 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,927 Oh, I see one's missing. 401 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,167 - Exactly. 402 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,070 That's one of the reasons we're here. 403 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,870 - Okay. - She wants to... 404 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,670 She wants to add one more piercing there. 405 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:26,230 - Yeah, and... - Okay, good. 406 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,396 - I guess I can be a little uptight of a mom. 407 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,403 I am worried all the time. 408 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:33,203 They have to check in all the time. 409 00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:36,033 You know, they have to be in bed at a certain time. 410 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,366 There are curfews, 411 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,130 and they're certainly not gonna be driving a car at 13. 412 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,576 - Oh, my God. - You want to sit on my lap, 413 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,700 all 5'10" of you? 414 00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,604 - Mom, hold my... Mom. 415 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,776 - I got to put the ice on, okay? 416 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,230 Then don't touch it. 417 00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:48,543 - Portia, why don't... Why don't you go take a walk? 418 00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,997 - Sophia's gonna be scary. - Go take a walk. 419 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,203 - You know how Sophia gets. 420 00:14:52,233 --> 00:14:54,373 - Okay, okay, ready. - It's perfectly fine... 421 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,370 - I'm not doing it! I'm sorry! 422 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,130 - Okay, okay. - [crying] 423 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,966 Mom, now you're making... - I'm not mad. 424 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,509 - Okay, I'm doing it. I'm doing it, okay. 425 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,933 - Okay, okay, okay. 426 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,527 - Lean on her shoulder. - Okay, go. 427 00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,142 - How about Mom sits on her lap, so that she... 428 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,543 - I don't... don't... - How about I sit on your lap? 429 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,127 - Okay. 430 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,296 - Teenage daughters are very good at manipulating, 431 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,703 especially Sophia. 432 00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:14,974 She's a master. 433 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,409 - No, I'm not ready. I'm not ready yet. 434 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,376 - I just have to be near you. I'm not gonna do it. 435 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,440 - Okay, no, don't do that! 436 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:20,776 I can see you going towards my ear... 437 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,743 - No, I'm gonna set my thing right on your shoulder. 438 00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:24,897 - I'm so scared right now. I'm ready... aah! 439 00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,476 - All right, she's ready. Do it, do it, do it, do it. 440 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,570 [Sophia screaming] 441 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,770 - Perfect. 442 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,670 - Ow, ow! Ow! Ow! - Put the ice back on it. 443 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:33,910 - It doesn't hurt that much. It's not that bad. 444 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,142 - I don't want to do the next one yet. 445 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,443 - Okay. - I'm really freaked out. 446 00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,127 - No, it's over. It's over, you did it. 447 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:39,343 It's over, it's over, it's over. 448 00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,667 Lisa and I are both going through this stage 449 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:44,430 with our daughters, especially Sophia and Amelia, 450 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:47,027 where sometimes they can get a little sassy. 451 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:50,026 - Says about fears. 452 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,176 - Did you just touch my face? 453 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,476 - I just touched... - You gonna do it again? 454 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,130 - I just did it twice. Couldn't help myself. 455 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,896 They are just all over the place. 456 00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,934 Their frontal lobes are not developed. 457 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,967 - Oh, my God! It really hurt. 458 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,300 - No, it did not. 459 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,833 Sophia, you know it didn't. 460 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,276 - I'm kind of jealous that you're not gonna be 461 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,130 in Canada the whole time. 462 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,309 I'm just a little bit jealous. Like... 463 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:11,603 - We could've stayed... 464 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,042 We could've stayed alone in our cabin. 465 00:16:13,066 --> 00:16:14,543 - Oh, right. - We could've stayed alone. 466 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:15,710 - What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? 467 00:16:15,734 --> 00:16:17,734 Tell me. - What's gonna get us? 468 00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:19,276 - I'll tell you what... A bear, a raccoon. 469 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,370 - You'd be scared to death. I stayed there one night 470 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,676 by myself. I was scared to death. 471 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,670 - Am I... am I you? I think I'm a lot braver than you... 472 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:25,470 - Yeah, but we're together. 473 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,876 - You know what? I don't even listen to them anymore. 474 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,042 I really don't. It's like this: 475 00:16:28,066 --> 00:16:30,096 "La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. 476 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:31,403 La, la, la, la, la." 477 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,773 - What bear is gonna come inside the house? 478 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,943 - They've already been inside the house. 479 00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,127 - It already has. - What? 480 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,596 - It ripped down the door. 481 00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,533 - And it ate our refrigerator, remember? 482 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,367 - And then it ate our... Ate our refrigerator. 483 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,530 - [gasps] 484 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,676 - Sophia...[whining] I'm scared. 485 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,870 - Okay, I did it... 486 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,009 - What... do you want to go in front with her? 487 00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,433 - You've got this. I can tell. 488 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:48,597 Give me a hug, and we'll go. 489 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,643 - Look at... You have to look at her face. 490 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,676 - Look, we're all surrounding you now. 491 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,843 Okay, no more talking. Let her go. 492 00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,042 - Ready? - Okay, don't look at me. 493 00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:54,966 - Mm-mm, mm-mm! - You've got it. 494 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,970 You're almost there. It's almost done. 495 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,430 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 496 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,327 - It's just an earring. 497 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,897 - When Portia was born, 498 00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:04,004 she stopped breathing for a minute. 499 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,943 After they took care of Portia and everything was fine, 500 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:09,367 they said to me, "Just so you know, she's just a drama queen." 501 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,443 - We're gonna be like, "Whoo-hoo!" 502 00:17:10,467 --> 00:17:12,027 - I can't. - What, You can't? 503 00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:13,743 Okay, then don't... then don't. - All right. 504 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,467 - And here she is, seven years later, 505 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,630 and we still call her a drama queen. 506 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,967 What can I say? 507 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,970 - Okay. - All right, well, 508 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,130 you got really close. 509 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,209 You should be proud of that, okay? 510 00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,803 So next time you'll do it, all right? 511 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,234 - [whines] 512 00:17:25,266 --> 00:17:28,226 [upbeat music] 513 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:32,266 ♪ ♪ 514 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,330 - Hi, darling. 515 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,327 - Hey, babe. 516 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,327 [car door shuts] 517 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,027 ♪ ♪ 518 00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:38,926 - Darling. - Yeah? 519 00:17:38,967 --> 00:17:42,597 - Quick, come here. There's a Skype call. 520 00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:44,073 - Okay. - Come here. 521 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,530 - I'm coming. 522 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:49,297 - There's a Skype call, 3:15. 523 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,873 - You missed it? - No. 524 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,800 - Huh? 525 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,374 - Do you love me? - I do. 526 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,600 - Happy birthday. 527 00:17:57,633 --> 00:18:00,173 Hank and Tina are here. - Oh, are they? 528 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,300 - Yeah, and Houston. 529 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,303 Oh, my God, Ken is gonna lose his mind 530 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:08,133 when he sees two horses. 531 00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,797 - Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 532 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:16,074 - Aren't they the most beautiful things in the whole world? 533 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:18,030 It's your birthday present. 534 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:19,266 - I-I'm like... 535 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,270 - You're speechless. [laughs] 536 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,100 - One was bad enough. Now there's two. 537 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:24,676 - I just want him to fall in love with them. 538 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,830 They are so cute, and they belong with us. 539 00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:29,327 They're part of our family. 540 00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:31,267 We just need a couple of pairs of Maloof Hoofs, 541 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,400 and we'll be good to go. 542 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:33,803 No, she is fully... 543 00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:34,804 - How old is this one? - That's only a few months... 544 00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,574 Gonna be the same size as her. 545 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,643 This is fully grown... - It's... 546 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,267 Is it... does it belong to her? - No. 547 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,370 - Now, this one's only a year and a half. 548 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,470 - Don't you love them? 549 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,530 - They're beautiful. 550 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,497 There's one problem I see. 551 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:48,103 It's extra work for me. 552 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:51,233 I can see me doing the mucking out now. 553 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:55,626 Sháá, sháá, sháá, everywhere. 554 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,027 - I knew nothing about the one, 555 00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:58,710 till I opened the back of the car and nearly wet myself. 556 00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:00,034 - Yeah. - I nearly had kittens. 557 00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,743 - She's... she kind of gave me a dirty look. 558 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,197 It wasn't really a nice surprise... 559 00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:04,343 - I was like, "Are you kidding me?" 560 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,397 She kind of turned it right back on me. 561 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,733 What do you think? 562 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,867 - Oh, just, I'm... I'm blown away, actually. 563 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,100 - I brought feed for you, 564 00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,503 and I brought some hay... 565 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:16,703 Just a little bit of oats, water... 566 00:19:16,734 --> 00:19:18,434 - You need your oats as well tonight, 567 00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,867 'cause it's your birthday. 568 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,070 [laughter] 569 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,470 - Make sure I get those. 570 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:26,070 - I wanted to get Ken something that would take his breath away. 571 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:30,730 And I think, looking at him now, he is just speechless. 572 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,797 Mission accomplished. 573 00:19:32,834 --> 00:19:35,404 - Oh, she's finally peeing. That's great. 574 00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:38,003 - My God, she's much smaller now. 575 00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:40,703 [laughter] 576 00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:43,034 - Coming up... 577 00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:45,566 - She trashed me on "Entertainment Tonight." 578 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,630 - I heard. - She said I was phony. 579 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,727 I don't know. 580 00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,767 I thought I was supportive, but whatever. 581 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:06,734 ♪ ♪ 582 00:20:07,734 --> 00:20:10,074 - Oh my God, I'm exhausted. 583 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,100 I didn't do anything, and I'm exhausted. 584 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,170 [doorbell rings] 585 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,930 - What's up, Girardis? 586 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,227 - How are you? - Hi, baby. 587 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,866 - How are you? - Hi! 588 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,000 - Nice to see you! 589 00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:25,433 - Erika's been a great support system 590 00:20:25,467 --> 00:20:27,097 these last nine months when I was sick. 591 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,033 She's been visiting me with Tom. 592 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:31,096 And she's shown up, you know? 593 00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:33,303 She's proven to me that she cares. 594 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,473 Hope it's not too cold. 595 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,900 I have blankies if you're cold. 596 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,334 - No, it's great. [chuckles] 597 00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,167 - This is not good, Tom. 598 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,000 Well, this is what happened. The... 599 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,003 - Cork fell in. - How'd you know that? 600 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,209 - Because I saw the look on your face behind your glasses. 601 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:46,576 - Yeah, it went all over my clothes and... 602 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,800 - She's way too quick. See, she talks for you too. 603 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:50,904 Now after being locked up in the condo 604 00:20:50,934 --> 00:20:52,704 for so many months, it's just... 605 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,534 It's beautiful to come back to the house in Malibu, there. 606 00:20:55,567 --> 00:20:56,897 It's nice to just spend the day. 607 00:20:56,934 --> 00:20:58,774 It's like a little vacation. 608 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,770 - Are you recording? Are you releasing? 609 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,810 Are you touring? What are you doing? 610 00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,076 - Getting ready to... yes, I am. 611 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,530 I'm performing. We have... 612 00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:04,876 - All of the above? - All of the above. 613 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,309 We're performing in Chicago next week. 614 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,873 - She works as hard as I do. 615 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,042 - Yeah, we're getting ready to release two records right now. 616 00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:11,796 - That great, though. - I'm super excited. 617 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,534 I have to say, I'm really happy 618 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,997 to see Yolanda smiling and feeling good. 619 00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:17,903 I know it can be really sháááy 620 00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:20,234 laying in a bed all day, staring at the ceiling. 621 00:21:20,266 --> 00:21:23,096 I'd love for you to listen and give me your, you know. 622 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,873 - Yeah, well, I'm not a dance expert, but... 623 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,409 - No, but you're an incredible musician. 624 00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:27,810 - Good is good. - I would love to, you know, 625 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:28,976 get your opinion on those things. 626 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,030 If it made Yolanda happy, 627 00:21:31,066 --> 00:21:33,926 I would probably drive out to Malibu three times a week, 628 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:35,810 but not more than that, 'cause the traffic's really bad. 629 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:39,204 - I have to go to Europe on the 6th. 630 00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:42,603 Bocelli's doing a... 631 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:44,633 it's his first foundation. 632 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:45,810 - Oh, really? - Where is that? 633 00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:46,804 - Where? - Beautiful night... 634 00:21:46,834 --> 00:21:47,804 - It's in Tuscany, yeah. 635 00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:49,374 And this year, they're... 636 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,030 They have a special treat 637 00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:55,196 that people are gonna get to meet somebody that... 638 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,033 - The Pope. - Really? 639 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,196 - I didn't say that. 640 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:00,773 - Is it the Pope? 641 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,142 - Yes, it's the Pope, but it's a big surprise... 642 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,666 - Oh, my God, I'm such a witch! 643 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,670 - I know, but it's a surprise. You can't talk... 644 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,170 - How do I always know everything? 645 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,409 - You can't talk about it. - You can't talk about it... 646 00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:08,776 - Can't talk about it, baby. - I want to go. 647 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,900 Here's the thing about Yolanda: even though her brain 648 00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:13,634 may be foggy, she's still a quick bitch. 649 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,327 - I have another great idea. 650 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:18,167 Oh, my God, I'm having so many great ideas lately. 651 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,570 What about if Erika does a dance song on Friday night? 652 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,030 - No. 653 00:22:23,066 --> 00:22:24,676 - That's not a bad idea at all. - I have such a good idea... 654 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:26,042 - It's not a bad idea at all. It's not a bad idea at all. 655 00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:29,166 - How great... you do a song with David on the Friday night. 656 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,100 - Oh, my God, I couldn't perform for the Pope. 657 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,903 He's... I'd burn up in flames. 658 00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:37,134 My show isn't exactly conservative. 659 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,326 Madonna didn't perform for the Pope. What the fááá? 660 00:22:39,367 --> 00:22:41,609 You think Erika Jane's gonna perform for the fáááing Pope? 661 00:22:41,633 --> 00:22:43,703 This isn't a possibility. No. 662 00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:45,634 It's so... I... you know, 663 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:48,067 I don't know that this would be a good fit. 664 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,176 - You mean you and Bocelli? 665 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,430 - Yeah. 666 00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:51,843 - But you can tone it down... - Oh, no, no, it would. 667 00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:56,367 - You know, Erika Jayne is kind of like this ultra-sexy, 668 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,270 blown-out, you know, fantasy figure. 669 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,730 There's no way that Erika Jayne's lyrics 670 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:03,997 are appropriate to perform with Andrea Bocelli. 671 00:23:04,033 --> 00:23:08,133 [pop music playing] ♪ Treat me as your concubine ♪ 672 00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:10,666 ♪ Everything you have is mine ♪ 673 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,970 I don't think that's gonna work for Andrea Bocelli. 674 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,743 - Can you just take the week off when you want? 675 00:23:14,767 --> 00:23:15,727 - No. - No, but I can... 676 00:23:15,767 --> 00:23:17,397 - There you go again. 677 00:23:17,433 --> 00:23:19,803 - I move... I can move stuff, you know. 678 00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:21,934 - Okay, I need to discuss this answering thing, 679 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,697 because I have the same problem. 680 00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,234 - You're married to a strong woman. 681 00:23:25,266 --> 00:23:27,096 - Is that what it is? - Yeah. 682 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:29,533 You're married to bossy. 683 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:32,527 [upbeat music] 684 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:35,527 ♪ ♪ 685 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:36,667 - Hi. - Hi. 686 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,142 - Eager little beaver today. How are you? 687 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,266 - Hi, boo-boo. - How you doing? 688 00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,900 - I'm good, how are you? - Good. 689 00:23:41,934 --> 00:23:43,343 - Can you say "red leather, yellow leather" 690 00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:45,327 three times in a row? 691 00:23:45,367 --> 00:23:47,676 - Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather, 692 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,100 red leather, yellow leather. 693 00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,503 - Well, look at you. 694 00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:52,203 You're like, "Done and done, check." 695 00:23:52,233 --> 00:23:55,633 - I've always been hesitant about Portia being an actress, 696 00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:58,497 but she's my first child who has actually wanted to be, 697 00:23:58,533 --> 00:24:01,133 and has come to me and asked me to help her. 698 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:02,910 - So, space work is one of the most important 699 00:24:02,934 --> 00:24:04,034 things in an improv scene. 700 00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:05,396 So, now what I want to do, 701 00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:07,733 you can make up anything you want, and I'll go with it. 702 00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:09,497 - So, as a mom, you know, 703 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,903 I want to help her make the right decision, 704 00:24:11,934 --> 00:24:13,504 and help her follow her dreams. 705 00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:14,773 - Okay. - Okay, 706 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,343 so if an audience were watching, they would be... 707 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:17,476 - I don't know how to start something... 708 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,070 - Portia, come here one second... One second. 709 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,509 When you're doing this, will you do me a favor? 710 00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:23,133 Will you not giggle the whole time, 711 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:25,466 and play with your hair and fidget? 712 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,700 I got into acting by default. 713 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:31,404 After my parents got divorced, that was our source of income. 714 00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:32,533 You have to concentrate. 715 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:33,943 You're the one who wants to do this. 716 00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,167 - I know. 717 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,670 - For Portia, it wouldn't be her job. 718 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,000 So I would hope that, 719 00:24:39,033 --> 00:24:40,673 if she does end up going down this path, 720 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:43,700 that she just looks at it as something that's fun. 721 00:24:43,734 --> 00:24:46,804 - Tea, that's what I want the subject to be. 722 00:24:46,834 --> 00:24:48,404 [giggles] 723 00:24:48,433 --> 00:24:52,873 - Yes, mum. Would you like tea hot or cold? 724 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:56,030 - Hot. - What about your accent? 725 00:24:56,066 --> 00:24:59,026 - My accent... you're right. Anyways. 726 00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:02,096 - Growing up as a child actor was a very positive experience. 727 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,373 I know that it doesn't always work out like that. 728 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,430 - There's the kitchen. - Mm-hmm. 729 00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:07,967 - Yes, and that's where they cook it. 730 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,330 - That makes sense. - Yeah. 731 00:25:09,367 --> 00:25:11,167 - I think that, also, even my sister Kim 732 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,170 had a very different experience than I did. 733 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,530 My mom used to say that Kim felt more pressure. 734 00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:18,367 - Do you do other accents besides British? 735 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,000 - Let's hear your British accent. 736 00:25:20,033 --> 00:25:21,973 I know that a lot of people blame Kim's battle 737 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,870 with addiction on her being a child actor. 738 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:25,170 - Whoo! - Love her. 739 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,030 - That's right. - I saw... that's what... 740 00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:28,226 - But I disagree. 741 00:25:28,266 --> 00:25:31,026 I think people are just born who they are. 742 00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,766 I think you're either predisposed to sort of 743 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,270 be troubled, or have these issues or not. 744 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:37,970 Say, "Hello, Darling." 745 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,230 - Okay, okay. Okay. 746 00:25:41,266 --> 00:25:43,196 Hello, darling. 747 00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:46,203 [upbeat music] 748 00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:49,933 ♪ ♪ 749 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:51,297 - What's going on here? 750 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:54,573 - I'm making your packets. 751 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,970 Here's your... 752 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,730 - Okay, for... how many days am I gonna be gone... ten days? 753 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,597 - I've got 12 days here. 754 00:26:00,633 --> 00:26:02,833 - Our vacation to Canada's coming up. 755 00:26:02,867 --> 00:26:06,197 I'm looking forward to just be with my husband, 756 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:07,673 to reconnect our souls 757 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,830 and the core of, you know, our love. 758 00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:13,267 - I'm making your baggies for the ten days. 759 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:16,770 - If I just do my pills for ten days, 760 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,943 you don't think that's enough? 761 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:19,309 I always said, "If somebody tells me 762 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,473 "to swallow bark for three months, 763 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,800 and have no food, no water, just bark," 764 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,274 I would do it. 765 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:29,270 - So, let's just give you the packs and then, you know, 766 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,070 just have some fun. 767 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,800 - If I'm gonna lose this battle, 768 00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:35,974 it's not because I wasn't committed to a program. 769 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:36,970 I'm gonna go lay down for a minute. 770 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,230 - Go lay down, sweetheart. 771 00:26:38,266 --> 00:26:40,766 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 772 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,770 [upbeat music] 773 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:49,000 ♪ ♪ 774 00:26:49,033 --> 00:26:51,873 - Okay, iPad, iPad, iPad, iPad. 775 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,330 It's here. 776 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,530 [Skype ringing] Ooh, that's them. 777 00:27:01,567 --> 00:27:04,227 Maybe it's a phone call. 778 00:27:04,266 --> 00:27:05,366 Sháá. 779 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,630 [phone ringing] 780 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:10,667 Hello? - Hello. 781 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:14,270 - I did... am I doing it? How do I do it? 782 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,000 I hate technology, really. 783 00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:19,033 If it could all go away, I'd be happier, 784 00:27:19,066 --> 00:27:21,226 'cause I think it's challenging. 785 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:23,296 But it's just the fact that I'm not that smart. 786 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:25,833 I'd like to say I am, but I'm not. 787 00:27:25,867 --> 00:27:28,827 I'm not. It's just not my wheelhouse. 788 00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:31,227 Oh... 789 00:27:31,266 --> 00:27:33,226 Oh, it's Harry Hamlin. Hello? 790 00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:34,226 - Hello. 791 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:37,096 - I did it! We did it! 792 00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:40,403 Hi! I'm trying to put it... 793 00:27:40,433 --> 00:27:42,203 - The wonders of modern technology. 794 00:27:42,233 --> 00:27:43,233 - Show me the boat. 795 00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:45,796 - I thought we'd never... 796 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:48,834 - Oh, I see. You flipped the camera. 797 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,467 I'm not in Canada with my family 798 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:53,330 because I'm working on QVC, and I'm going back and forth 799 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:57,167 working like a... Working like a fiend. 800 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,000 I'm gonna say... no to this. 801 00:28:00,033 --> 00:28:02,203 Chartreuse always makes me a little nervous. 802 00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:03,503 - I know you... - And it should. 803 00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:05,473 It should make me nervous. 804 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,870 I think what sets my line apart 805 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:11,630 is that I come to it not as a celebrity. 806 00:28:11,667 --> 00:28:15,127 I actually really do know what I'm talking about, 807 00:28:15,166 --> 00:28:17,266 which is, I know, hard to believe, but it's true. 808 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,400 And I have my hands in all of it. 809 00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:21,533 Like, I okay everything. 810 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:23,827 I just love it. You know, it's my passion. 811 00:28:23,867 --> 00:28:25,567 - Can you see the girls? Are you in? 812 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,030 - Hi, cute girls. - Hi. 813 00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:30,466 - Hi, we miss you. Why aren't you here? 814 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,670 - I miss you too. 815 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,670 I'm here all by myself. I'm lonely. 816 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,042 You know, Lorena took the week off, 817 00:28:35,066 --> 00:28:36,626 so it's just me and Lola. 818 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,097 I got to... I got to do it. 819 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,973 I got to keep those balls up in the air, baby. 820 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,130 I got to keep juggling. 821 00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:43,226 I got to keep it going, got to keep it going. 822 00:28:43,266 --> 00:28:44,466 So I do. 823 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,330 - Both: Love you. - Bye. 824 00:28:46,367 --> 00:28:49,767 - Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah! 825 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,700 - Coming up... 826 00:28:51,734 --> 00:28:54,934 - True Munchausen syndrome, wherein those affected 827 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:58,027 feign disease, illness, or psychological trauma 828 00:28:58,066 --> 00:29:00,926 to draw attention, sympathy, or reassurance to themselves. 829 00:29:07,934 --> 00:29:11,204 ♪ ♪ 830 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:14,873 - Hey, baby. 831 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:18,870 - I made you a nice cup of Canadian coffee. 832 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,730 David and I, we have this one little spot 833 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:23,967 that we go in Canada, 834 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,230 where there is nothing and nobody, just nature. 835 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,896 Like mountains and water. 836 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,434 And just sit, hang out, 837 00:29:32,467 --> 00:29:34,697 and just be us together. 838 00:29:34,734 --> 00:29:36,604 - Do you think we should walk today? 839 00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:39,273 - I can't... can't, I... 840 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,670 You ask me this every day, 841 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:45,370 and every day I have to say to you, "I can't." 842 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,930 - Gets hilarious. 843 00:29:46,967 --> 00:29:49,727 - The minute I... you know, David and I got married, 844 00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:51,597 I, you know, I got sick. 845 00:29:51,633 --> 00:29:56,233 Obviously, it has been very taxing on my relationship. 846 00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:59,026 - We're calling it the Love Boat. 847 00:29:59,066 --> 00:30:02,396 You paddle, I do nothing. - Yeah. 848 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,573 - You know, David gets impatient 849 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,730 and, you know, he's allowed to get impatient. 850 00:30:06,767 --> 00:30:09,127 I mean, it's a tough deal for him as well. 851 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,166 - Oh, don't push off yet. I have no paddle. 852 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:13,866 - All right, let's go. 853 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,900 - No, no. 854 00:30:15,934 --> 00:30:17,834 - He's lost his partner in crime. 855 00:30:17,867 --> 00:30:19,927 We used to do everything together. 856 00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:24,067 And, you know, that... you know, that is over. 857 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:26,730 Whoo-hoo! 858 00:30:26,767 --> 00:30:28,767 Whoo! 859 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,370 It's life, 860 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,400 and we're either gonna all get through it together, 861 00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:34,873 or we're not. 862 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,530 Whoo! 863 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:41,867 ♪ ♪ 864 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:43,770 - Where's the tuna tartar? 865 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,770 Can you get it out of the fridge? 866 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,200 - Yeah. 867 00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:49,733 - Not that anybody ever eats anything when they come to me. 868 00:30:49,767 --> 00:30:51,076 What's the point? Might as well just 869 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,800 put a glass of water on here. 870 00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:54,604 After all this hullaballoo, 871 00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:56,503 finally, we've got these miniature horses. 872 00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:57,933 Can you bring this out? 873 00:30:57,967 --> 00:30:59,197 - Yeah. 874 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,833 - Even though I did it, you can pretend you did it. 875 00:31:01,867 --> 00:31:05,327 Everybody's heard so much about the travesty, 876 00:31:05,367 --> 00:31:08,167 so I actually want to say, "Yes, we're successful. 877 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,530 They're here." 878 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,327 - [laughs] 879 00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:14,567 - Hello. - Hi! 880 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,700 - You look gorgeous. 881 00:31:15,734 --> 00:31:17,009 - You're very sweet. Look at you. 882 00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:18,333 - Oh, I'm a slob. 883 00:31:18,367 --> 00:31:20,127 - You look gorgeous. This is your slob. 884 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,376 Look at you with your little... 885 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,743 - Yeah. Oh my God, you have no idea. 886 00:31:22,767 --> 00:31:25,597 After our pony expedition... You've got to see these guys. 887 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:26,843 I'm not gonna show you just yet. 888 00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:27,827 - I can't even. I'm still speechless. 889 00:31:27,867 --> 00:31:28,876 - You're not allowed to go anywhere. 890 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:29,910 You're just gonna sit here. 891 00:31:29,934 --> 00:31:31,404 - Oh, what? 892 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:35,933 If anyone should see them alone, I should see them. 893 00:31:35,967 --> 00:31:38,227 Like, I feel a sense of entitlement here, 894 00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:40,966 and she's keeping me from it. She's being such a bitch. 895 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,970 Hi, birthday boy! 896 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,476 - Oh this has been a long birthday, believe me. 897 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,470 - I know it has. Look at you. 898 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,270 How are you? Muah. 899 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:52,300 - Oh, my goodness, you're out and walking around? 900 00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:56,033 - Hi, Kyle! - Hello. 901 00:31:56,066 --> 00:31:58,026 - Hi! 902 00:31:58,066 --> 00:31:59,566 - How are you, darling? 903 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,370 - One of the swans is out walking around, 904 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,470 looking so cute... 905 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,530 - Look how cute you look! - Thank you. 906 00:32:04,567 --> 00:32:06,367 - I look like a slob. How are you? 907 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,700 - Finally, I get to see these mini horses. 908 00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:10,904 I'm expecting them to be a unicorn with wings 909 00:32:10,934 --> 00:32:13,074 or something, at this point. 910 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,900 I mean, that actually wouldn't surprise me. 911 00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,142 - Bye, girls. I'll see you later. 912 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:19,626 Don't... do anything to my ponies. 913 00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:20,867 - Like what? - Where are they? 914 00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:21,976 - Anything, you know? They're, you know... 915 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,970 - They're upstairs in my bedroom. 916 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,300 - I already have a job for them. 917 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,009 - I don't like people stroking them or anything. 918 00:32:26,033 --> 00:32:28,503 - Where's bloody... where is she, for God's sake... Eileen? 919 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:29,643 - I think she's running late. 920 00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:31,027 - She's at work. - She had to work. 921 00:32:31,066 --> 00:32:32,426 - Oh, that four-letter word again? 922 00:32:32,467 --> 00:32:33,827 - I know, that job gets in the way. 923 00:32:33,867 --> 00:32:35,027 What's going on? 924 00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:36,566 - Work, kids. - Reach your sister? 925 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,670 No? Sister, no? 926 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,930 - No, I have not. 927 00:32:39,967 --> 00:32:42,527 - She trashed me on "Entertainment Tonight." 928 00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:44,067 - I heard. 929 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:47,030 Isn't there anything else these women can talk to me 930 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,826 about other than my sister Kim? 931 00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,967 If I knew something was bothering someone so much, 932 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,200 I wouldn't ask about it every flipping time I saw them. 933 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,697 - Why would she do that? - What'd she say? 934 00:32:58,734 --> 00:33:01,474 - She said I was phony. I don't know. 935 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:04,030 I thought I was supportive, but whatever. 936 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:06,966 I don't understand a lot of what Kim does, but that's fine. 937 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,900 I suppose some people trash other people 938 00:33:08,934 --> 00:33:11,674 because they don't want to be the headline, right? 939 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,076 - What? - I don't know, I just know... 940 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:14,070 - It doesn't matter. - I did see the clip of that. 941 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,970 - Yeah. I know I tried to be supportive. 942 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,670 I tweeted back @KimRichards, well... 943 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:18,870 - Today you did? 944 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,242 - Yeah, I tweeted back... You know me. 945 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,476 I'm gonna deal with it head-on. 946 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,900 I just said, "Well, I... calling... 947 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,309 "you know, I've always been supportive of you. 948 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:27,003 If you call that 'phony, ' I guess I am, honey." 949 00:33:27,033 --> 00:33:29,903 But whatever... it's been an annoying day, seeing that, 950 00:33:29,934 --> 00:33:31,134 and that going everywhere. 951 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:33,726 - What happened? She's out doing press and... 952 00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:37,627 - Yeah, I actually recorded the movie she was in, 953 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:38,876 but I didn't actually see it yet, so, but... 954 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:39,930 - The movie? 955 00:33:39,967 --> 00:33:41,097 - Well, "Sharknado 3." 956 00:33:41,133 --> 00:33:42,603 She's in that movie. - Right. 957 00:33:42,633 --> 00:33:43,976 - Maybe she's embarrassed of the fact 958 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,530 that she did "Sharknado 3." 959 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:47,527 - Kim, would you do anything for a buck? 960 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,397 Where do you stand with Lisa Rinna's...? 961 00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:52,003 - No, I don't do anything for a buck. 962 00:33:52,033 --> 00:33:54,203 You can't take those cars! 963 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,873 I'm gonna lose my job! 964 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,100 [dramatic music] 965 00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:59,603 Aah! 966 00:34:00,967 --> 00:34:04,097 - I mean, really, why would you go after Lisa Vanderpump? 967 00:34:04,133 --> 00:34:07,173 - It's better than being called a "See You Next Tuesday." 968 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,930 A "See You Next Tuesday" by Brandi. 969 00:34:08,967 --> 00:34:12,027 I mean, they're both having their moments, so whatever. 970 00:34:12,066 --> 00:34:15,296 [tense music] 971 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:16,673 - Coming up... 972 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:17,900 - Oh, here's Eileen. 973 00:34:17,934 --> 00:34:19,242 - I don't... Let's change the subject. 974 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:21,296 - What happened? - Nothing. 975 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:22,533 - Oh, I so don't believe that. 976 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,867 - Let's go see the ponies. Where are they? 977 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,370 - They're upstairs in my bedroom right now. 978 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,609 - Are they really up there? You... 979 00:34:35,633 --> 00:34:37,233 - Why would they be in my bathroom 980 00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:39,009 when I've got a big garden? Don't be so ridiculous. 981 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,003 Of course they're in the garden. 982 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:41,003 - Oh, I knew it. 983 00:34:41,033 --> 00:34:44,003 - I'm waiting for... Eileen. 984 00:34:44,033 --> 00:34:46,103 - [sighs] 985 00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:47,509 - I was going through Instagram today, 986 00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:49,333 and I was seeing pictures of Yolanda, 987 00:34:49,367 --> 00:34:50,897 and they're in Vancouver... 988 00:34:50,934 --> 00:34:52,009 - Where is she? I can't figure out... 989 00:34:52,033 --> 00:34:53,833 - Islands. - So is she feeling better? 990 00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:55,197 Is she better now? I'm confused. 991 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:56,603 - Well, I'm just gonna show you, 992 00:34:56,633 --> 00:35:00,433 because she looks like she's having a fine time. 993 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:02,067 'Cause I looked at it, and I went, 994 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,109 "Oh my God, it looks like..." 995 00:35:03,133 --> 00:35:04,333 - Was this on Instagram? 996 00:35:04,367 --> 00:35:05,743 - Do you think it's the teeth coming out? 997 00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:07,197 - It is surprising to see Yolanda 998 00:35:07,233 --> 00:35:09,203 having such a good time, because the last time 999 00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:10,873 I had seen her, with Eileen, 1000 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,530 she was very, very sick. 1001 00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:14,667 - We've missed you. - I'm still in the same place. 1002 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,970 It is what it is... I'm not moving from here until I get well. 1003 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,200 - She could only talk to us for 45 minutes, 1004 00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:21,833 and had to go back to bed. 1005 00:35:21,867 --> 00:35:24,227 How is she, like, on a boat? 1006 00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:25,926 - So maybe taking her fillings out? 1007 00:35:25,967 --> 00:35:27,667 - Maybe. I mean, she seems... 1008 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,176 I mean, I don't know. I'm not with her. 1009 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,300 - Well, it's hard to understand. I don't understand. 1010 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:36,203 - Well, I just want to know why the pictures, you know? 1011 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:39,773 Why... I would like to know more of what her... what's her message? 1012 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,770 What does she want? What does she need? 1013 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,042 - What do you mean, the pictures? 1014 00:35:43,066 --> 00:35:45,296 - Well, like the hardcore pictures of, you know, 1015 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:50,373 hyperbaric chamber and the, you know, needles and... 1016 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,400 I feel that Yolanda's posts on Instagram 1017 00:35:54,433 --> 00:35:56,933 can be confusing, because one minute, 1018 00:35:56,967 --> 00:36:00,027 she's in a hospital bed with needles in her arm, 1019 00:36:00,066 --> 00:36:03,326 and then another post, not long after, 1020 00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:07,667 she's on a yacht looking like she's having a great time. 1021 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,300 It's confusing. 1022 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,533 - Why does she feel the need 1023 00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:11,776 to post it on social media? That's what... 1024 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,170 - Why? - I don't know... we... 1025 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,343 - People ask me that question, 1026 00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:15,443 and I don't know how to answer that. 1027 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,810 - I know. People ask me that all the time. 1028 00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:18,376 - They ask me all the time. - All... I understand that. 1029 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,530 - Yeah. - A lot of people... 1030 00:36:19,567 --> 00:36:20,876 - Are they asking you? - No, yeah, they do. 1031 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,042 - They really... I mean, let's be honest about it. 1032 00:36:22,066 --> 00:36:23,076 We're kind of all talking around it... 1033 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,470 - And it... yeah, yeah, no. I know. 1034 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,876 - Yeah, I understand. - And I don't feel comfortable... 1035 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:27,076 - But we'd all handle it differently, wouldn't we? 1036 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,800 - I know... so, in a way, I feel guilty and weird, 1037 00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:32,074 because I'm talking about it with people, 1038 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,209 and they're coming up to me, 1039 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:34,433 and they're questioning it. 1040 00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:35,697 And there's people in Malibu 1041 00:36:35,734 --> 00:36:37,934 and, you know, it's kind of a small town. 1042 00:36:37,967 --> 00:36:40,767 And I just go, "Ooh, this is so awkward. 1043 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,770 Help me. I don't know what..." you know what I mean? 1044 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,970 - Yeah. 1045 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,330 Sometimes, Lisa can think something, 1046 00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:47,667 and can't help but just say it. 1047 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:51,670 Now may be a good time to keep those big lips closed. 1048 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:55,330 - I'm just wondering, 'cause this is what I do. 1049 00:36:55,367 --> 00:36:57,497 Okay, so I'm just gonna read you something. 1050 00:36:57,533 --> 00:36:59,633 - Go ahead. 1051 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:02,267 - "True Munchausen syndrome fits within the subclass 1052 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,800 "of factitious disorder, and predominantly 1053 00:37:04,834 --> 00:37:06,374 "physical signs and symptoms. 1054 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,230 "But they also have a history of recurrent hospitalization, 1055 00:37:09,266 --> 00:37:11,696 "traveling, and dramatic, extremely improbable tales 1056 00:37:11,734 --> 00:37:13,574 "of their past experiences. 1057 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,500 [dramatic music] 1058 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,933 "Munchausen syndrome has been renamed factitious disorder, 1059 00:37:18,967 --> 00:37:21,767 "wherein those affected feign disease, illness, 1060 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,330 "or psychological trauma to draw attention, sympathy, 1061 00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:28,267 "or reassurance to themselves. 1062 00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:32,330 It's related to Munchausen by proxy," which is a whole... 1063 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:33,409 - I... that's what I was just gonna say, 1064 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:34,509 I've heard of Munchausen by proxy. 1065 00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:38,733 - Okay. Well, Munchausen is... 1066 00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:41,697 And I want to cry to even say this out loud... 1067 00:37:41,734 --> 00:37:44,404 But it's something that people could create 1068 00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:47,833 if they might not be sick, 1069 00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:49,497 but they make themselves sick. 1070 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:51,903 ♪ ♪ 1071 00:37:51,934 --> 00:37:53,674 - I had not heard the word "Munchausen's" 1072 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:56,530 until Lisa Rinna brought it up. 1073 00:37:56,567 --> 00:38:00,197 I mean, that's a serious word. 1074 00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:02,073 Her symptoms seem to match a lot of things, 1075 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,209 which is why it's confusing. 1076 00:38:03,233 --> 00:38:05,133 - A lot of things. - It could... it mimics... 1077 00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,566 Whatever it is, it has mimicked Lyme disease. 1078 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,030 It's... it can be that. 1079 00:38:09,066 --> 00:38:10,526 It's like so many different things... 1080 00:38:10,567 --> 00:38:12,176 - Lyme disease is so ambiguous as well, isn't it, really? 1081 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,670 - You know, there's like... It's like her symptoms 1082 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:15,876 and what she's going through... 1083 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:18,000 It's a very big umbrella of things that... 1084 00:38:18,033 --> 00:38:19,933 - Of things that it could be. - Absolutely. 1085 00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,997 - I mean, I just... I feel like I have to just 1086 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:25,573 purge myself of the fact that I even question it, 1087 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:30,000 and I even go, "Is this real?" 1088 00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:32,273 - Yeah... oh, here's Eileen. 1089 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,300 Hi! I don't... Let's change the subject. 1090 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:36,133 - Hello! You look so pretty! 1091 00:38:36,166 --> 00:38:37,826 - Thank you so much. Hi, honey. 1092 00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:39,467 - Hi, honey. - How was work? 1093 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,676 - You look pretty. I'm such a slob. 1094 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,870 - Muah, I just came from the set. 1095 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,070 - You look so pretty. 1096 00:38:44,100 --> 00:38:45,810 - Thank you so much. It's working, you know? 1097 00:38:45,834 --> 00:38:46,934 - You okay? 1098 00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:48,409 - Is everything okay? What's happened? 1099 00:38:48,433 --> 00:38:49,509 - Nothing, it's fine. - Nothing. 1100 00:38:49,533 --> 00:38:50,503 - Did I miss something? - You're here. 1101 00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:52,633 We're here to... 1102 00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:54,067 - Hello. 1103 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,430 - What happened? - Nothing. 1104 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,509 - Oh, I so don't believe that. 1105 00:38:56,533 --> 00:38:57,603 Are you kidding me? 1106 00:38:57,633 --> 00:38:59,133 I can tell something's happening, 1107 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,226 because it's in the air. 1108 00:39:01,266 --> 00:39:02,343 Please tell... I can't take it. 1109 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:04,767 - Okay, let... I just... all right. - Ugh. 1110 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,170 - Now, just give me a very abridged version here. 1111 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,470 - All right. Yolanda. 1112 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,500 - Right. 1113 00:39:11,533 --> 00:39:13,773 - Tuna tartar? 1114 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,500 - No, thank you. What's happening? 1115 00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:19,173 - I just was really honest just about people questioning 1116 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:24,170 and coming up to me and asking questions about Yolanda. 1117 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,370 - In what way? 1118 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,330 - Not believing her, and not... you know, 1119 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:31,997 seeing her photos that she posts on Instagram, and... 1120 00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:33,533 - Questioning her. - Questioning her. 1121 00:39:33,567 --> 00:39:34,910 Not that I don't believe in her, but... 1122 00:39:34,934 --> 00:39:37,074 - But you question her? - I don't know. 1123 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,309 - Or you were talking to somebody about it? 1124 00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:40,303 - I talked to somebody about it, and I engaged. 1125 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:41,573 - Uh-huh. 1126 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,570 - And I just feel sháááy about it. 1127 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,770 You can't help being human... 1128 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,670 Not to question, if other people 1129 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,500 are constantly questioning and talking. 1130 00:39:50,533 --> 00:39:52,603 It's just part of being human. 1131 00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:53,676 - Are you worried about her? 1132 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,270 - Yeah, but I've engaged with people 1133 00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:57,570 that don't necessarily believe... 1134 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,570 - Yeah, but they're probably people 1135 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,330 that don't even hardly know her. 1136 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:01,527 - You're confused. 1137 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,727 - I feel like I didn't have her back. 1138 00:40:03,767 --> 00:40:05,227 - Oh, I see. - Well, just know that 1139 00:40:05,266 --> 00:40:06,776 when the time's right, you'll go talk to her about it. 1140 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:08,070 - 'Cause I feel like I need to. 1141 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,500 It's just that feeling of, 1142 00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:10,810 "I shouldn't be talking to you about it. 1143 00:40:10,834 --> 00:40:12,609 "I should... I should be talking to her and saying, 1144 00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:13,603 "'You know what, Yolanda, I got to 1145 00:40:13,633 --> 00:40:14,873 come clean about this.'" 1146 00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,570 - I don't think I would tell her anything right now. 1147 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,970 I really wouldn't. 1148 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,370 To get involved in gossip about Yolanda's illness... 1149 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,130 There's no upside to actually getting involved 1150 00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:27,496 in this conversation. 1151 00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:29,233 This is gonna explode. 1152 00:40:29,266 --> 00:40:32,226 [dramatic music] 1153 00:40:32,266 --> 00:40:34,126 - Coming up... 1154 00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:35,926 - Can I ride it? - Look, wait, look, wait. 1155 00:40:35,967 --> 00:40:37,287 - I want to ride it. - Okay, wait. 1156 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,576 - Let's go see the ponies. - All right. 1157 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,100 - Let's go. - This way. 1158 00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:48,233 - All right. - [gasps] 1159 00:40:48,266 --> 00:40:50,266 No, I can't even take it. 1160 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,800 - No... stop the madness. - Excuse me. 1161 00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:54,376 - I want them both. - Oh, they're gorgeous. 1162 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,670 - Oh, no. - Don't run. 1163 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,142 - Come over here right now. Is this one friendly... 1164 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,376 - We're... out love is... Our love is frightening them. 1165 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,476 - They're very friendly, very friendly. 1166 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,670 - To be honest, this has been so built up, 1167 00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:03,670 I was thinking the horses were gonna be this big. 1168 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,700 [laughs] 1169 00:41:05,734 --> 00:41:07,334 Can I have a kiss? 1170 00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:08,397 [smooches] 1171 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,603 I don't even have a carrot. 1172 00:41:10,633 --> 00:41:14,233 - This is what we imagined all along in my head too. 1173 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:15,666 Like, that's a horse. 1174 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,770 I don't think the other was a horse. 1175 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,770 These are the real deal little miniature horses, 1176 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,970 not little pot-bellied donkeys 1177 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:28,300 with dodgy legs from Ohio. 1178 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,403 I'm going to hell... Straight to it. 1179 00:41:30,433 --> 00:41:31,903 - Can I ride it? [laughs] 1180 00:41:31,934 --> 00:41:34,274 - Can I ride it? Look, wait, look, wait. 1181 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,376 - I want to ride it. Trying to get... 1182 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,670 - Okay, wait, that's just insane. 1183 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,800 Little horses, little horses, please come love me. 1184 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:42,204 [laughs] 1185 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:45,203 I want to be your friend. Ugh. 1186 00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:47,703 - [crying] Oh, my God. - Kyle, I feel terrible. 1187 00:41:47,734 --> 00:41:49,042 - Don't. - I need to get over myself now. 1188 00:41:49,066 --> 00:41:51,766 It's all about me, and I got to get over it, right? 1189 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,000 - Stop. - All right. 1190 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:56,073 - Don't beat yourself up. Come on. 1191 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:57,470 - All right. 1192 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,300 - I think this conversation with Lisa Rinna 1193 00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:02,233 kind of put us all in a bad situation. 1194 00:42:02,266 --> 00:42:03,976 I don't want to be around when Yolanda hears 1195 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,930 about this conversation. 1196 00:42:06,967 --> 00:42:10,127 I mean, you can't take it back. 1197 00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:12,266 Oh, my gosh, those horses are so cute! 1198 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:15,200 - Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"... 1199 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:16,533 - Come on, Hanky. 1200 00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:17,597 - Oh, he bit me. 1201 00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:19,073 - He didn't. - He did. 1202 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,870 - Hanky's got a stomach infection, 1203 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,430 but they're not sure whether he's going to make it. 1204 00:42:23,467 --> 00:42:24,967 No, don't bite. 1205 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,930 - Get it all. Make sure you get all that. 1206 00:42:26,967 --> 00:42:28,227 Clean as a whistle. 1207 00:42:28,266 --> 00:42:29,526 - Okay. 1208 00:42:29,567 --> 00:42:30,643 - How do you know each other? 1209 00:42:30,667 --> 00:42:32,727 - Our husbands were friends. - Ah. 1210 00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:35,067 My first impression of Erika was that she looks 1211 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,900 a little bit like the kind of Barbie 1212 00:42:36,934 --> 00:42:39,234 I used to play with when I was a little girl. 1213 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:41,326 - My husband's 76. 1214 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:44,167 - And what's he like in the sack? 1215 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,409 - People are saying that they don't know really what it is, 1216 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,473 or they're not sure if it's for real, whatever. 1217 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,700 - Eileen, shut up. No. Zip it. Zip, zip. 1218 00:42:51,734 --> 00:42:53,004 - I can't even. 1219 00:42:53,033 --> 00:42:54,333 I just want you guys to make sure 1220 00:42:54,367 --> 00:42:56,367 that you take care of my mommy, okay? 1221 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,743 - Why are you talking about that right now? 1222 00:42:57,767 --> 00:42:58,727 - I don't know why we're talking about the surgery 1223 00:42:58,767 --> 00:43:00,197 like something's gonna happen. 1224 00:43:00,233 --> 00:43:02,603 [dramatic music] 1225 00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:04,403 - To learn more about the housewives, 1226 00:43:04,433 --> 00:43:05,973 go to bravotv.com. 91062