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- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- How are you feeling, Yolanda? - Not great.

I've been all over the world,

and tried many, many different treatments.

- Be patient.

- I've been patient for three years.

- Everybody's just kind of getting through it.

Vincent's father, Dick Van Patten,

passed away very recently.

- He was the dad that I grew up with on TV.

- Right.

- Kim, it can be very complicated.

- They're always having a go at you, really.

- Happy birthday. - Aww!

- We all have this armor that we wear,

in our hair and our makeup,

and Yolanda showed up vulnerable

without any of her protection.

- She looked terrible.

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills, you can be anything,

but it's most important to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

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- I'm almost ready, honey. I know you're on a time crunch.

How many showings do you have today?

- Five showings. - Five? On a Saturday?

- Well, we're leaving tomorrow,

so I don't have much of a choice.

Somebody's got to pay for the vacation.

- We're starting out on The French Riviera,

and then going to Tuscany, Florence,

and then we'll end up in London for my niece

Nicky Hilton's wedding.

- I love that it's just... Both: It's just the family.

- No, Lisa and Ken were asking last night about the boat.

Like, "How come you only invited us to Italy,

and not on the boat?"

- We're not inviting anybody. - Okay.

- We're inviting Lisa and Ken to join us in Tuscany,

it'll be amazing... - Yeah.

- But on the boat, it'll just be the us, the family, no big deal.

- Nicky is marrying James Rothschild,

and their wedding is going to be a fairytale wedding.

They're getting married at Kensington Palace

in the Kensington Gardens.

And it is going to be...

pretty spectacular.

- I did this wrong, so don't look.

[laughs]

It'll taste good though, I promise.

- Amazing.

- Ken? Ken?

- [whispers] Hey ba-ba-ba-ba.

- Does this belong in Italy? Tell me.

What do you think?

- I love that.

- I've got to take a dress for Kyle.

The wedding, she asked me...

The wedding she's going to, Nicky's wedding.

- Why have you got to take it?

- Because she doesn't know what to wear,

so I said I'd just take something.

- Will your dresses fit her, though?

- Yeah, we're the same size... - Oh, are you?

- I'm just a little taller.

- Six inches taller.

- No I'm not, I'm like three or four.

But we always exaggerate when it comes to size

and length, darling, don't we?

- Ah, this is it.

- This is good for the wedding, right?

It's like, a black tie wedding,

- For Kyle? - Yeah.

- She's not used to something as fashionable as that.

- Oh, shut up, you are so mean.

- I mean, you got a... a... A muumuu?

She loves those. - They're not bloody muumuus.

I mean, she wears flowing dresses.

- I feel very Spanish in this.

- Ready, my love? - Yep.

My butt is gonna show! all: Aah!

- Feels so weird, right?

- A muumuu is something you wear when you've got a lot to hide.

She doesn't have anything to hide.

- She loves muumuus.

- But listen, this is beautiful, right?

Badgley Mischka. It'll fit her.

- I love that dress.

- I just need to know how many outfits I need.

- You only need two.

And then just have, like, a little black dress.

- Honey. - And a little white dress.

And then put different accessories with it,

and you're done. [laughs]

- What are you, Tom Ford? That's not happening.

My husband's favorite word is "efficiency."

We each get one bag and a carry-on.

So our one bag is... that big.

- What time do we leave tomorrow?

- I don't know. You're the boss.

When it comes to traveling.

- This is cute.

- I like that, but am I gonna sit here

and go through everything you're gonna take on holiday, baby?

- What have you got to do, then?

- I mean, I do work for a living.

- What do you do, exactly? Lie there and cuddle puppies?

- Can we hurry up. - No.

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- Did you notice anything... different?

- Those are huge! - Those are beautiful.

Who got those for you? - Harry Hamlin.

- Did you get those for your birthday?

- Yep. Pretty, right?

- Big for me. I deserve it.

Hello. They're very comfortable too.

You know, I'm not a big jewelry person.

- Yeah, you never really wear, like, big pieces.

- I really never wear anything... hardly.

- Mm-hmm. - Are they heavy?

- No. - Really hot.

- I don't feel them at all.

- These earrings are big, fat fáááing diamonds.

Like, simple, big, fat fáááing diamonds.

And I've always wanted big, fat fáááing diamond earrings,

but I didn't think they'd be that big.

- You know what I was thinking we should do,

I haven't talked to Nana and Nampa.

- Yeah. - Let's just call them

really quick, and say hi. - Mm-hmm.

- Remember that time that she sat... was it...

- [gasps] - Nana or Nampa?

- That's on YouTube! - That sat...

- Can I find it?

- Yeah, that sat in the chair and fell back?

- Oh, I found it, I found it. - Oh!

- [clapping] - Oh, my God.

- Hi. Hi, there.

[all laugh]

- We were just...

[all gasping, laughing]

- I don't call my parents as much as I should.

I feel guilty about that.

I wish I could call and be there more, so when I do,

I really try to connect.

Hello!

- Hello! - Hi, Mom.

- How are you, Lis? - Good, how are you?

- Good, where are you?

- We miss you. We're home.

How's Dad? - Oh, he's okay.

- Oh good! There he is.

- I was taught, growing up, not to wallow in my feelings,

and to see the best of everything.

My parent situation is what it is because that's...

the circle of life.

And I'm able to cope because

I try to just live in the moment.

- Tell him what we...

- He's only been to the hospital once.

- Mom! What happened?

- I gave him one of his pills, and about two hours later,

his lips were all swollen.

And... and I said, "Can you breathe?"

and he said, "Well, sort of." - Oh, jee...

- They told me to take him to the hospital again

two days ago. - Why?

- Oh, well, because he's been having trouble with his urine.

- Oh.

- And she gave him a thing where they stick this long

rope thing in his penis.

[both laugh] - I thought he was gonna die.

It hurt so bad.

- I'm afraid to call now. That was a lot of information

in this phone call, I wasn't ready for it at all.

We've always laughed in my family. We laugh.

We go, "Look at this, it's so painful,

but let's look at how ridiculously funny it can be."

If you're gonna deflect, and if you're gonna distract,

laughter's a good way to do it.

- I love you Nana. - Okay.

- I hope your penis feels better.

- Oh! [all laugh]

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- [Siri tone beeps] Call Lisa Todd, mobile.

[line trills]

- Hello? - Hello, there.

- What's going on?

- Just getting ready to come and see you.

All excited for my break.

- I'm so excited. So I'm gonna be docking, um,

right when you arrive. - Right.

- We'll just meet at the Villa. - Oh, okay.

- It's going to be very hot in Tuscany. Very.

Should I bring you the kind of black and white

Badgley Mischka dress?

The strapless one. That would be nice for the wedding.

Huh? - I'm... I don't need a dress.

I don't... I don't need one anymore.

- What, you've got one, or you're gonna get one in...

In... uh, in London?

- I'm not going to London anymore.

I'm not going to London.

I'm no longer going to the wedding.

- Oh, don't be silly. What do you mean,

you're not going to the wedding?

- I was... I was told it would be better

if I didn't come to the wedding, so, I'm not going.

Family dynamics can be very complicated,

and my family is no exception.

I've always been very close with all of my nieces and nephews.

How are you?

But somewhere along the line, something happened where

I was told it may be a better idea if I didn't come.

- Do you want me to bring the dress just in case, or not?

- What am I gonna do with a dress?

I mean, obviously I'm not gonna go.

I don't need a dress.

I don't even know how... to describe,

nor do I want to describe

the relationship between my sisters and me.

It's just really bad.

- Oh, darling, I'm sorry.

- Heh... - Are you upset?

- Yes... yes.

- I think this relationship between Kathy and Kyle

has been pretty tumultuous the last couple of years.

- I did a deal with Warner Brothers

for a scripted TV show about my life growing up in the '70s.

There's gonna be a lot of funny moments, and moments...

maybe some people aren't comfortable with, and...

- You mean, your sisters aren't comfortable with?

- I just can't wait to get away, and get on the boat,

and have fun, and we're gonna have a great time.

- This is crazy.

These are decisions that will last a lifetime, you know?

- Yeah.

- Ugh... okay, you know... You know best.

- Obviously, this is not something

that makes me feel good, but it's Nicky's day,

and my sister Kathy's day as the mother of the bride,

so I have to...

respect their decisions.

[sighs]

- Don't be upset. - I'll talk to you...

- Things will work out. All right, love.

I will see you in Tuscany. - Thanks, bye.

- Coming up...

- Relax for me, okay?

- I... wait, I'm choking. [coughing]

- We used to come to Palm Springs,

'cause my father was always having a tan contest...

"Who's the tannest?" And we'd come here...

L.A. was gonna be 70, but we knew

Palm Springs would be 95. - Right.

- He loved Palm Springs, he really did.

- Your dad was a character. - He is.

Just another memorial, another place to go...

so I can think about him. - Yeah.

Dick Van Patten just had a great love of life,

and a great love for people.

- Okay, here we are. It's a great spot.

- Dickey made people feel special.

And the people in Palm Springs, they showed that

when he received his star

on the Palm Springs Walk of Fame.

- Hi! We loved your father. - Oh, thank you so much.

- You're kidding. - Aw, this man's great.

- Hey, and Sophia Loren.

- Told ya... - That's awesome.

- Some very pretty people he's with.

This was it. This is, uh, Tahquitz right here.

Oh, this is it, yeah. - Ohh...

Honey.

Neither one of our families had been touched by death,

and then we all got it very quickly

in a short amount of time last year.

My sister Connie was fighting breast cancer,

on her own, basically,

and she did not let anybody know that she was terminal.

- It's a good spot. Good spot. Agh.

- I called her doctor, and she says,

"Your sister's in a coma.

You have to come up here immediately.

18 hours later, I was in bed with her,

and she died in our arms.

And your dad wasn't even feeling that good that day, remember?

- He was, uh... - You know, but...

- Yeah. - But he really kinda...

made a point of handling it for everybody, you know?

- Dad, we love you, and, uh...

not gonna be sad here because...

- Kinda sad.

- No, because he wants us to be happy.

- His father passing has been difficult for Vince.

But I think it's kinda made him want to

really enjoy his life.

- We're gonna live bigger and better for you,

because you loved life more than anyone I know, so...

- Okay now you're really depressing me right now.

- I love you. - Oh, my God.

It's actually made us both feel like there's no time

like the present to just seize the day,

and just go out and live your life, be happy.

Do you have any tissues with you

because I'm like, totally snotty right now.

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- Ha-ha. - Oh! Oh, my God.

Look at those shoes. - I know, look at you.

- Look at your boobs! Oh, my God. I'm just...

- How are you?

- I'm dying over you. You look good.

- You are?

- Yes, I love it. Let me see the bag.

[gasps] Shut up. That's good.

I see that.

- Tommy's wife. - I love her bags.

- I know, right? - I need to get one.

Lisa Vanderpump just... sparkles.

I like to be around sparkly things,

so she's fun to be around. She's always a good time.

- That never stopped... Hello.

Both: Hi.

- Can I get you started with some water?

- Maybe, like, a glass of Rosé.

- Rosé? Beautiful. And for you?

- Okay, yeah. Well, I'm always in for that, so that'd be great.

- Yeah. - Thank you. Can I have ice

in mine, as well, please? - Sure.

- Umm, how's Eileen doing?

- Sh... you know, I went to... To Dick's memorial,

- Oh, you did? - Or, celebration.

- If Dad knew you brought a tent here today,

he'd be rolling over at Forest Lawn.

Okay, my father, he never turned down a job.

He would go to the opening of a manhole cover, you know?

- He was obviously very loved, wasn't he?

- Ugh... loved.

- I... I didn't know him at all. I met him at that time,

you know, we went to the... The Burbank Film Festival.

- Hello, hi, Lisa. Hello, nice to meet you.

- Oh, thank you. Good to see you again.

- So good to see you.

It's been a long time. - Yeah, but you're still pretty.

[all laugh]

- That was, like, America's dad.

- Wow.

- You know, for me, I grew up watching him.

I know how difficult it is for Eileen

and the whole Van Patten family.

Dick was beloved by everyone.

- I'm going away! - I know!

You're going to Italy, right? - Yeah.

It's like I've just been working, working, working.

- I can't... You work harder than anybody I know.

And Ken is going to be 70 soon,

so we're gonna do something small.

He doesn't want to do anything.

- He has to do something. You have to mark it.

- Yeah. What I was thinking is, what do I buy somebody that...

- Has everything? - That has everything.

So what I was thinking, is you know how he loves his puppies?

He loves horses like that. - Okay.

- I found this little horse, right, that's half an inch

bigger than the smallest horse in the world.

- Shut up. - It lives in Columbus, Ohio,

and she's gonna send it to me. - Okay, this is killing me.

- And Ken's, clearly, not gonna ride anymore... well, I mean

he's... the only thing he's gonna be riding is me. [laughs]

- So this is gonna be... [both laugh]

When Ken got to this age, I always thought

I'd give him the hoof.

So I might as well give him four, right?

I need you to come to Ohio with me, and get...

- [laughing]

You're kidding! - No, I'm serious!

- Seriously? - I'm serious.

- Of course I will. - We're gonna get this pony...

- Shut up. - And we're gonna...

We're gonna bring it back,

but then maybe, you or Kyle could actually look after it

for a couple of days when we get back...

but it needs to sleep in your bed.

It likes to sleep between a couple.

- Fááá you. - [laughing]

- Fááá off.

- Watch yourself, Vanderpump. Watch yourself.

- Lis... listen...

- Okay, are you fáááing with me or are you telling me the truth?

- No, I'm not. No, we're going, we're going to Ohio...

- All right, but I don't have to sleep with the horse?

- No! [both laugh]

- It's like, here's Harry, and here's the horse...

Spooning Harry... and then me spooning the horse.

- Don't tell anybody.

- I'm so excited. I love a secret.

It's gonna blow his mind.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi! - Hello!

- Good morning, good morning.

- You guys can have a seat.

Dr. Hill will be right with you, okay, hun?

- Okay. - Perfect.

- Daisy's like my brain.

She survived Lyme Disease, and made it her mission in life

to go out and help others.

- Nice to see you! - Nice to see you, you're good?

- Hello! I'm very well.

- Years ago, I had all the mercury removed

out of my teeth,

and replaced with white gold crowns.

- Are you guys ready to come back?

- Yes, we are. - Okay, let's go.

- Thinking I was doing something really great for my health.

But the heavy metals in my blood work

still show really high.

Is that my mouth? - Yes, that's your mouth.

- I look scary that way. - [laughs] No, no no.

- So, I'm gonna have everything removed

to identify exactly what kind of metals

are inside those crowns.

- So, I'm a little hesitant to trust

any process that goes in and out of my body...

- Sure. - At this point, you know?

Um, and I just wanted to show you

the heavy metals that are in my body.

This have been kind of like trying to be a detective

and trying to uncover this chronic disease

that's been, you know, ailing me.

I just want to make sure...

[voice cracks] You know, that... that...

That whatever you take out and put in... that it's safe.

- Of course, of course.

- All you can do is focus on this,

right now, right here,

and making that little step, and praying

that that's gonna make a little difference,

to go, you know, to the next chapter.

How long are the temporaries gonna be in there?

- Um, usually for a couple weeks, about a week and a half

for the lab to make the crowns. - Okay.

- We will make you very, very beautiful and comfortable

temporaries, so you won't even think about it.

- Don't worry about the beauty. - Just relax... perfect.

- Wouldn't it be great if I just woke up tomorrow, and I have...

I have a normal brain? - Yes.

- I just want to have my life back.

Take care of my babies.

- I will. You're safe, sweetheart. It's okay.

Close your eyes.

- [indistinct mumbling]

- Everything's gonna be okay. Can you just relax for me, okay?

- I hate this. - I know. She's doing great.

- Hi, baby. - Hi.

- Hi, babe. You okay?

- I'm just gonna check your bite.

- I... wait, I'm choking. [coughing]

[heart monitor beeping]

- Coming up...

- Pisa, exit.

How can it fáááing be everywhere?

- Apparently, if you have a penis, you never get lost.

- Must be multiple ways of getting there.

- [coughing]

[Yolanda groans]

- It's okay, baby. - Just numb everywhere.

- You're numb in the back of your throat,

that's why you feel like you can't breathe.

Just be calm, baby. - I don't feel well.

- I can't understand you, but I'm sure what you're saying is

"I love you."

[beeping]

- All right, Yolanda, lots of pressure, hun.

Lots of pressure, all right?

[drill whirring]

- We're done! - We're done, we're done.

- Open for us, please. - Open big.

- Big, big, big. There we go.

- You did good, baby.

- Okay, let her rest...

- What about sex? No sex for 48 hours, or...

[all laugh]

- Thanks, Doc. - You're welcome. Bye, David.

- I love you, baby. - Love you, baby.

- I'm willing to do anything.

Rip my teeth out,

whatever you need to take from me, take it.

Just please, give me back my life.

Aren't you happy you married me?

- Thrilled.

No. - I love you, baby.

- [sighs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Honey, how far is... away is the... the villa from here?

- Approximately an hour and a half, I think.

- You told them 45 minutes.

- Well, then I may have made a mistake.

- My family and I got on the boat in Nice,

and then we went to San Tropez, Cannes, Monaco,

and Portofino.

Now we're docking in...

I don't know, something that sounds like "Le Pizza."

♪ ♪

- It's mozzarella salads.

- The yacht is absolutely beautiful.

It has five bedrooms, a media room, a five-star chef,

and the staff is taking unbelievable care of us.

- It really is just a "pinch me" moment.

- What is that? - Oh, my gosh.

- Chicken?

- Ooh, that looks amazing. - What is that?

- This food is like art.

- There's still four more dishes coming, guys.

- Don't tell us how to take our photos, please.

- Yeah. If we wanna take a photo,

we're gonna take a photo.

- I love seeing my children

have the kind of vacations I used to fantasize about

when I was a little girl.

We're gonna be rocking for like, a week, by the way.

- Oh, for sure.

- I don't think I ever went on one vacation

when I was a child.

Any time we ever travelled was only for working.

In Tuscany, what is there to do?

- Nothing. It's the countryside.

You're gonna be in the vineyards, that type of thing.

- How far is Florence?

- But it's a very chill, relaxed time.

Florence is, I think, 45 minutes.

- Is there shopping there? - The shopping's amazing.

And I do want to see the museums too.

[Mauricio laughs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, hi. - Nice to meet you. Roberto.

- Lisa. - How are you doing?

- Wow, it's hot. - My God.

- I love Italy. I love the pasture, I love the countryside,

I love the Amalfi Coast.

Some of our friends think the Amalfi Coast is boring.

- We do, you know, the Amalfi Coast...

that whole thing every summer, and it gets old.

You know, it becomes such a... it becomes a job.

- Could you turn the air conditioning up

a little bit more, please?

That's the most stupid thing.

The Amalfi Coast is extraordinary.

- Roberto. Put the air conditioning up.

Maximum. - It's at the max.

- It's fine, it's only 120 degrees back here. It's fine.

- Oh, there's your car, honey.

- [gasps]

- Buongiorno.

- Keep going. Oh, my gosh.

- Bellissima.

Benoît, could you get Portia for me?

I can jump myself. Thank you!

- Au revoir. Au revoir.

- Come on, girls.

- Who wants to drive with me?

- Me!

- Boys and their toys.

I appreciate that this is a beautiful car,

but I really don't want to be separated from my kids

with the sun beating down on my face.

Arrivederci, Mauricio.

♪ ♪

- I do miss, in a way, living in Europe.

I always think, "Should we go back?" You know?

- I like Beverly Hills, though.

- Well I do too, but I still have a great kind of...

affinity for France, and I miss it. It's a love affair.

It's a different sensibility, living in Europe

to living in Beverly Hills.

There's definitely a slightly different attitude.

Especially, people drink at lunchtime,

sleep in the afternoon, which always worked for me.

- Cut down your work schedule.

- Can't. What about your seven dogs? Where are they going?

I mean, the last time we came, we had to charter a plane

because we had so many dogs with us.

- Exactly. - It's getting crazy.

- They can... they can travel private.

- Seven of them? - Of course.

- This is really gonna be a great time.

- It's gonna be so much fun.

- Oh, my God, I'm glad we're here.

I'm so glad to be away from the restaurant.

Who's running the restaurant? Nobody.

[Italian music]

♪ ♪

- The only images I have of a villa in Tuscany

are from the movies, and this villa does not disappoint.

- Hello. - Hello!

Welcome to Villa Rosalba. I am Eduardo.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

- Kyle, very nice to meet you.

Thank you. How old is this house?

- Don't remember, but it's very long time.

- I can tell. In a good way. [laughs]

This is so pretty. - All those grasshoppers.

- Is that what that is? Grasshoppers?

- Yeah, they're so, um...

- What other lovely bugs are here?

There's air conditioning, right?

- Just in the room. - Just in the rooms, okay.

♪ ♪

- Did I go the right way?

- It says we're on the right track.

- Please make a U-turn, if possible.

[cell phone ringing]

- I think you need to...

- Please make a U-turn, if possible.

- Hi. We're, uh, 3.1 kilometers away.

We've gotten lost a couple of times.

All right, I gotta... I got to go.

I got to figure this out.

- I'm scared - Please make a U-turn.

- My husband is lost.

- Where are they? - I have no idea.

I love that painting.

Maybe it's haunted.

You guys can just have this whole section.

I'm gonna give Lisa that whole little suite area.

They have two bathrooms, which Ken and Lisa will love.

She doesn't like to share a bathroom.

There are gonna be bugs and you have to get used to that.

- Ew. There's a lot of bugs here.

- [laughs] There are a lot of bugs.

[cork pops]

- Hello! - Hello!

- You better have a drink ready for me, Richards.

- Hello? Look what I have waiting for you.

- Oh, perfect. Rosé?

- Not only that, you're favorite, rosé.

Your favorite one.

- Have you got a straw?

- Hi! I do! - How are you?

Perfect, I don't care if she wears a muumuu,

she's got a butler and a glass of rosé.

Oh, don't you think we should just move here?

- I know, right? - It's nice, isn't it?

Beautiful. - Isn't it gorgeous?

- Cheers! - Cheers.

- Where's Mauricio? - He's... [laughs]... lost.

- I keep seeing "Pisa: exit." "Pisa: exit."

How can it fáááing be everywhere?

- You cannot give a man directions.

Apparently, if you have a penis, you never get lost.

- Keeps telling me that.

There must be multiple ways of getting there.

- Must be it.

- Coming up...

- Holy Moses.

- Ohh, my God.

- Holy sháá.

I've never seen anything like it.

- Oh, my gosh. We were sitting there, on the boat,

you could hear a pin drop

and all of a sudden, every light goes out.

And then, all of a sudden, the loudest explosion.

We think it's a bomb... - And it's fireworks.

- We dive to the ground. [both laugh]

- Let me tell you something.

If Mom would have been with me in the car,

and we would've gotten lost,

it would've been so not fun for me.

- They have a firework thing?

- Well let me tell you something, we almost had

a heart attack. I couldn't feel my legs for 20 minutes.

- Oh, for God's sake.

- I was like, "This is it, we're done!"

- Did you jump in the water, really?

- Buongiorno! - Oh, my gosh.

- Hello, welcome back. - Buona sera!

- What did you do? - Where have you been?

- What did you do? What did you do?

- Kiss me.

- We got lost. [all laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm ready, do a flip! - All right.

- Whoo! - Aah!

- Hi, guys. - Hi, Mom.

- Honey, Lisa and I are gonna go take the car for a drive.

- You don't go too crazy with the car.

- Well, I can't make any promises.

[Mauricio laughs] - Have fun, you guys.

- Bye, love you.

[growls] - Aah!

♪ ♪

- Do you know how to drive it?

- Yes! I used to steal Kim's when I was 16.

- Oh, my God. - When she wasn't home.

- You weren't even old enough to drive.

- I was 16, I had my license.

Plus, I was driving way before I had a license.

- What kind of mother would let her drive?

- A very trusting one. - Really?

- My mom was a rule-breaker.

She did not give a sháá about any rules.

- If she wanted to let me drive to work at 13,

she was gonna do it, and she trusted me.

But I went the opposite way in raising my kids.

There are curfews, and they're certainly not gonna

be driving a car at 13.

[engine revs] - Okay.

- Hold on tight, Vanderpump.

- Go on. Aah! - Shut up, you fáááer.

- Go on. You could've driven a double-decker bus

through there, for goodness' sake.

It's like, come on, Kyle, get it together.

- You are completely impossible.

♪ ♪

- It's in first gear.

Nobody drives a Ferrari in first gear.

You're driving it like a toy car.

Get into it.

- I'm waiting till I get to the main road.

- Richards, go! Give it some whirly!

- I haven't driven a stick shift in a while,

and I'm in a different country!

- Wait, wait, wait, let me have a look.

- Okay, go out. Aah! - Don't joke like that!

I've got Lisa making jokes, trying to scare me,

and it's working. I'm a little stressed.

- Put the pedal to the metal! - Yeah, exactly.

- Waah-hoo! - Come on!

[Lisa screams]

- I've had a lot on my mind, with my sister Kim,

and Nicky's wedding, and everything.

So, just to be able to let that go for a little bit...

feels good.

I'm feeling very James Bond-esque right now.

You look like a Bond girl.

- I look like, um, Pussy Galore.

- That's for sure. [both laugh]

♪ ♪

[knock at door]

- Hi! - Hi!

- I'm Daisy. - Hi, Daisy, I'm Lisa.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, you're so pretty!

- Hi, Daisy, Eileen. - Nice to meet you.

Have a seat and I'll let Yolanda know you're here.

I know Yolanda has been fighting a war,

and that it's taking its toll.

- The girls are here to see you. - Bring them back.

- Bring them back here? Okay.

I love the fact that they look so different.

It's really something, isn't it? And look at Anwar.

- It's quite crazy.

- Amelia has such a crush on Anwar.

She goes, "Mom, I can't look at him.

I really can't."

- He's so cute. - Isn't it cute?

Amelia is going to kill me.

I can't help myself though! It's all I hear.

"Oh, my God, Mom, I saw him at Coachella.

He looked at me."

I mean, he's like Jesus in our family right now.

- Yolanda would, uh, would love to see you...

- Okay. - In her room.

I'll bring you through. - Oh, okay.

- ...like a looky-loo, in the closets...

What's in there? I know, especially closets.

- Well, there's one closet that's got all her meds,

and that's quite impressive.

- Can we look? - Yeah, come, follow me.

- Holy Moses.

- Okay. - Oh, my God.

- Holy sháá.

This is way bigger than I can even process right now.

I've never seen anything like this before, ever in my life.

It's... serious business.

Okay, just give me a little 411.

- There's so much. Um, she just recently

had her metal crowns removed. Her Mercury was quite high.

- Being in Yolanda's condo is reminding me

of my sister, Connie's battle with cancer.

She had a lot of similar vitamins and minerals.

I mean, just boxes and boxes of them,

and it's just bringing up a lot of unpleasant stuff for me.

- Hi! - Hello!

- How are you? - How are you, honey?

- Oh my God, look how cute you girls are.

- You're cute. - Hi! Hi, baby.

- Hi!

You're in shape, you're looking healthy,

suntanned. - I try.

- Do you wanna see the new living room?

- Sure! - Yes.

- Yeah, let's sit there.

- Seeing her, in bed, it's just shocking.

My concern is that she's gotten a lot worse, and I'm thinking

she's in a dark time.

- We've missed you. - I'm still in the same place.

It is what it is. I'm not moving from here until I... get well.

- So you're doing whatever you have to do to make sure

that you're getting everything...

- Well, I took all the metal out of my teeth,

because I'm so sick with heavy metals.

Like, I don't remember...

I don't remember what it's like to be normal.

I just can't pull it together.

And I had a really extreme parasite infection

and, you know, that was hell. - Oh, good Lord.

- Yeah. - What was the parasites from?

- I don't know, but they were, like, two feet long.

- Ah... - I mean, it was awful.

- Don't they usually find that kind of stuff out

in a colonic tube?

- Yeah. - You know?

- Yeah. Yeah.

- I'm a big fan of colonics. - I am too.

- I do colonics, yeah, I do it every week.

- Well, let's go in and get a colonic together.

- I would love to, I haven't been in a while.

So I'm really full of sháá right now.

[laughs] - I could've told you that.

- I'm so full of it right now. Oh, gosh.

- I get it. You would do anything you could do

to feel better, and cure yourself of whatever

there... there was going on, you would do it.

- So, how is Vinny? - He's okay.

- He's okay? It's so sad, his daddy died.

- Yeah, really.

- I've never seen, you know, how...

How you transition to death.

They go when they're ready to go.

You just never know what happens.

- Seeing Yolanda go through this,

and go to all the lengths she's going through

to get her health back is very personal to me,

because I understand firsthand seeing somebody fight...

Literally... for their lives.

- I hope you find relief. I do.

- I'm, like, scared to...

- I know. - Hope?

- Yeah.

- Hope, have hope. - Aww.

- Coming up...

- You invest, and your sister's pulling the strings,

and it's like, "Jeez, come on."

- You know what? We'll talk about this later.

- Thank you for letting us come by.

- Bye, guys. - We love you.

- Love you, sweetie. - See you!

- Love you. - Bye-bye.

- Have a good weekend. - We'll see you soon.

A- I feel a deep sadness,

and it... [sighs]

A darkness.

I see a vibrant young woman

not being able to live her life.

- Oh, Eileen. - I know.

- Eileen, that was so hard... - It's hard.

- To see. I mean... - Especially when you realize,

not that long ago, how... vital she was.

I always feel bad because I feel like I'm wearing her out,

and yet, I also want to be there to support her.

- You can tell that she's just... She's just succumbed to it,

and allowed herself now to accept it.

It seems like, at this point, Yolanda is so desperate

that it's like you're just stabbing in the dark

at this point. Like, you'll do anything.

Just think how hard it is on the kids and David.

It affects everybody.

- I know.

- It makes my heart so heavy.

[sighs]

[Italian music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, come on, let's have a bite of that. Yum.

♪ ♪

I put this makeup on on a different continent.

- It looks good.

- It does? - Yeah.

- Would you tell me if it didn't?

- It's so hot, why even bother wearing any?

- Want a margarita? - Oh, yes please.

- Are you kidding me? This is absolutely a necessity.

Thank you. I love you. Cheers.

- It's so beautiful and picturesque here.

You feel like you're walking around a painting.

Minus the mosquitoes.

- That is so loud.

- I don't wanna hear that noise when I'm laying bed tonight.

- Might hear a few other noises

when you're laying in bed tonight.

- Your room is right next to mine.

- We're on vacation.

There might be some action going on,

a little puffo and grunto in the Todd bedroom.

I spoke to Yolanda. - How's she feeling?

- It's not good. She's gone and had, like,

all her teeth taken out. - What?

- Yeah. Like, with this new amalgam.

- So she had all her... mercury taken out of her mouth?

The silver? - Yeah.

- She thinks that's what's making her sick?

- Maybe, who knows?

- I've actually spoken to a doctor about that,

and my doctor said,

taking them out can cause more problems, 'cause you're

disrupting and opening it up. Just leave them be.

- I think what she's thinking

is it's not Lyme disease anymore.

Maybe it was, but there's something else.

Gotta find it. I mean, it's destroyed her life.

Yolanda's tried so many different treatments,

it's hard to understand what's going on.

I know she's been to Germany and Korea

for stem cell treatment I believe.

So, obviously something is very wrong,

because she's been at home in bed for months.

- You know, when my mom passed away...

- Yeah. - For two years,

I didn't feel well. They told me I had arthritis.

They told me I had allergies.

They told me I had Epstein-Barr.

I thought I was dying. For two years.

It hurt me, physically. I was physically in pain.

And I remember seeing a commercial

and it said something like, you know,

"Depression hurts." and I thought,

"Oh, my God, could I physically be feeling"...

There was times my arm was aching, and I mean,

I did have physical symptoms.

- So you believe the mental state kind of dictates

the physical state, really.

- For me, that's what it was.

- But she doesn't have a stressful life.

Not like she suffered some great loss or anything.

- Well, this is like, it's a full-time job

trying to figure out what it is, and...

- When you do all these cures,

how do you know if one's working?

If you do...

- And how do you know those are safe?

- I don't know.

[upbeat music]

- Guys, let's go outside.

- Where should we sit?

- Aah! - Oh, what?

- It's a little bug. - Don't act like that was small.

- It was that big.

I'm feeling very Sophia Loren right now,

but the flip side is, we are getting bitten

by a bajillion mosquitoes.

- Cheers to Tuscany. - Thank you for being here.

Thank you for coming.

A little bit of love under the Tuscan sun.

- Actually, it's Ken's birthday...

in a couple of weeks. - I'm 50 again.

- And he doesn't want... he doesn't want a birthday party,

so we're gonna have a lunch, at home.

- When you turn 70,

you feel very lucky to still be here.

I say to her now, she's got to start looking now...

[Lisa and Kyle laugh]

I'm just saying, I know that if I died

in a month's time, she'd be devastated

and she wouldn't know what to do.

I would like somebody...

- Why didn't you tell me that

when I was on "Dancing With the Stars"?

[all laughing]

If I had to replace Ken, I could go back to that

Gleb Savchenko guy.

- Sexy, like you're enjoying it. - Oh, shut up.

Eh, okay! - Ooh!

- Stop it, you're not making noises when you're doing it.

He could fill my void, so to speak.

♪ ♪

We're going to Monte Carlo now, now we're not going to London,

and maybe you should come with us.

- We're going to London now. I'm going to London.

- For what? - The wedding.

- Okay?

- Yeah, I'm going for Nicky's wedding.

- I thought you were uninvited.

- I'm going now.

- Okay, so I didn't bring you a dress.

- You didn't bring me a dress?

- You told me that you were uninvited.

- I'm going. Yeah, I'm going.

- What's changed? - Umm...

- You don't wanna talk about it, I know.

- Hmm. - Okay.

- I understand Lisa's confusion,

but I don't think anybody can understand the dynamics

between my sisters and me.

It's obviously a very important day, and...

- I think so.

- I spoke with Nicky, and then...

my sister e-mailed me, and...

I don't wanna miss her walking down the aisle.

- Oh, I don't blame you. Oh, my God, no. Absolutely not.

- I personally think that they should go. 100%.

- Mauri, are you going? - I'm going to London.

- You going to the wedding? - I am not going to the wedding.

- Are you going? - No.

- I don't understand, actually. Color me stupid.

- I am. I'm in the wedding.

- Are you going? - No.

- Are you going to the wedding? - Portia's the flower girl.

- Porti and Farri are in the wedding.

- How can you choose two children over the other?

I don't understand that. - That, I don't understand.

- But I do think that you invest in your sister's

pulling the strings, and...

you're here, you're there, and you get upset,

and you're crying, and you're involved with that,

and then you don't want to talk about it,

and you tell me, as your friend,

"I'm invited," "I'm not invited,"

and it's like, "Jeez, come on."

Who do you side with?

It's like you're being pulled in both directions.

Your husband and daughters, or your sister and niece.

It seems like a no win situation.

- You know what? We'll talk about this later.

[dramatic music]

- Coming up...

- Maybe I'm speaking out of turn,

but I don't think that you should be manipulated...

- I don't really wanna talk about

why I was disinvited and reinvited again.

It's nobody's fáááing business.

And you tell me, as your friend,

"I'm invited," "I'm not invited,"

and it's like, "Jeez, come on."

- You know what? We'll talk about this later.

- Sorry, maybe I'm speaking out of turn,

but I see, as your friend, that you invest so much,

and then you're devastated, and I don't think you should be

manipulated by either one of them.

- I don't really wanna talk about

why I was disinvited, then reinvited again.

It's nobody's fáááing business.

- If you wanna go, go. Absolutely.

I don't have a dress, by the way.

I don't. Sorry about that. You should've told me.

- I'm going because I want to watch her walk down the aisle.

- I have to say, if my husband wasn't invited...

- He told me to go. - I told her.

- I don't understand why the girls aren't going.

- It's unfortunate that the other girls are not invited.

- Why are they not invited? I don't understand that.

- I don't know why.

- There has been some tension amongst my family.

So, that is why Mauricio will not be

going to the wedding with me

and Alexia and Sophia won't be going because

they are not having kids at the wedding.

So... Portia will be there because she is a flower girl.

- All that matters is, I'm gonna go. That's it.

- Is it all that matters, really?

Or is it your emotional investment where you go

up and down, and up and down?

That whole dynamic with your family, and Kim,

and all these things affect you the way it does.

- But, you know, this is not about that.

It's about my relationship with my niece.

- You've got to detach yourself at some point.

None of it makes any sense to me.

There are so many factors involved between

Mauricio, and Rick, and Kathy, and Kyle, and Kim.

It's all very complicated.

I just hope they find their way back to a better place.

Listen I don't want to overstep boundaries,

I like Kathy and Rick, I really do,

but I see you like this

and there's got to be a time where you say

"Enough, I'm there for all of you, I support all of you,

but I'm not on this rollercoaster."

- I really think we should really stop talking about this.

Please, for the rest of the trip, let's stop.

- Done.

- Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Do you want one? I'll buy you one.

- Okay, fine. [laughs]

It's fun shopping in Europe because you feel like

you can buy things that you can't buy in the United States.

- I'm here to support my friend Yolanda, and that's it.

She said IVs, I said sure.

- I've known Erica for nine years.

She's a woman with lots of different colors.

- Pat the puss, drop it down, bounce.

- I have an alter ego. Her name is Erica Jane.

All right, all right, all right!

- Oh, it's a pony with a tutu! - [gasps] Ohh!

- She's so sweet. I wanna have her.

I think Ken's gonna love her.

- It's really fat.

- I don't think you should comment on her weight.

All: Happy birthday, Ken!

- What's going on with Yolanda?

- I'm so, like, confused.

It seems strange to me that she's like,

happy selfie, sick selfie.

- Why is she being so vocal about this to me?

It makes me uncomfortable.

[all screaming]

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