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- This season on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

Hold on tight, Vanderpump.

Whoo!

- Home, sweet home.

- This is quintessential Hamptons.

- Surprise. Andrea Bocelli.

All: Dubai!

- This is the room. - This is the room?

- Yeah. - Oh!

- I miss you. - I miss you too.

- I want to ride it.

- Make sure you get all that.

She's known my hoo-hoo long time.

- Lisa, this is Erica.

- Hello. - Nice to meet you.

- Erica is a very colorful woman... the body, the boobs,

the lips, the hair,

but she is one smart cookie.

- I feel like that fat cat that can't get through the door.

I'm not like your typical Beverly Hills woman

that only eats salads.

Yum. Who gives a fááá? - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm great.

- Oh, my God.

I haven't seen Katherine in a long time,

and I'll tell you, after 20 years,

she looks exactly the same. Fááá.

- Get off of that. - My husband

is nine years younger than me. Yes!

- I'm gonna take a dress for Kyle.

She's going to Nikki's wedding.

- I was told it'd be better if I didn't come to the wedding.

- I don't remember what it's like to be normal.

I'm willing to do anything, rip my teeth out.

I've tried it all.

[all screaming]

- Nobody would think somebody like me would be

in a situation like that.

- You really pointed some pretty nasty fingers at me.

- You got to own your own stuff.

- Kim's arrested.

- I think she needs help.

- It's really hard to see both of you go through this.

- It was very painful.

- This is my will, and I just wanted you guys to make sure

that you take care of my mommy.

Oh, my God, what if I die?

[coughing] [heart monitor beeps rapidly]

- True Munchausen Syndrome.

- It's confusing for a lot of people.

- They like to prey on the weak.

You're sick, so let's go after you.

- Don't act like you know me when you don't know me.

- This is who I am. - I thought of you as Bambi.

- Don't attack me early in the morning.

- Oh, my God. - You're attacking.

- I hold a lot in the vault.

- Are you threatening me?

- You had a go at me.

Just learn to say you're sorry.

- I think she doesn't want to leave any fingerprints.

- Don't get caught in her web.

- We're good. - How good?

'Cause I need to be really fáááing good.

- You're gonna go down in fáááing flames with me.

[upbeat music]

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills, you can be anything,

but it's most important to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash.

- I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

- Lisa, he's here.

- Let's have a look.

- He's cute. - Oh, yes, he is quite cute.

Make sure Mr. Ken doesn't ruin my fun.

Hi. - Hi.

- Thanks for coming. - I'm A.J.

- Hi, Lisa. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too. - This place is beautiful.

- Thank you.

Look what I got. Should I wear it, or you?

- You should wear that today. - No, I can't. You wear it.

- I can't wear... It won't fit on me.

- Okay. I'm a huge supporter of the LGBT community,

and the Dodgers have asked me to throw the first pitch

for the LGBT game.

Should we do it out here?

My dogs will actually chase the ball.

I've never been to a baseball game,

and I probably wouldn't know a baseball

if it hit me on the head.

- Are you an athlete at all?

- But I suppose it's similar to cricket.

I'm a bit of a sexual athlete, if you know what I mean.

Don't worry about me, I'm joking.

Clearly my husband would agree with that.

The L.A. Dodgers have sent over this gorgeous hunk,

A.J. Ellis, to, you know,

let me play with his balls or practice at least.

Are you sure my hand goes in there?

- Yes, it does. - Where?

Yeah, see, the jewelry's what's holding it...

- Oh, stop. Two fingers go in the same hole.

So do you normally throw it or hit it?

- Well, I'm the catcher, so I'm usually on the other side.

- He's my catcher.

This is my husband Ken. - A.J.

- This is so easy to catch it with this.

- Give me one of the balls and make them follow me.

Come on, come on, come on. - Go away.

Turn around.

I don't want to hit you on the back of the head.

That's how far? - That's how far away I'll be.

- This is gonna be the hardest ball

that ever came at you.

You ready?

Okay, that wasn't very good aim.

Oh, why do I hit the bloody tree every time?

Why are you just hanging around?

I'm having fun with it.

- Imagine he's Brandi.

- Oh. I'll hit him straight on the nose.

I actually have nothing to Brandi Glanville whatsoever.

We don't cross paths now, which is a bonus for me.

I've been really very much a victim of her nonsense.

- What would you like me to do, your highness?

You want me to eat your pussy?

- Yes! - That's not bad.

She's had so many opportunities,

because I kind of supported her and brought her into this group.

Oh, so many.

And she just really threw it all back in my face.

I don't want anything to do with that.

- That is awesome. - Hey, I'm good at this.

I got this, A.J.

- That's pretty good right there.

[knocking at door]

- Hi. - How are you?

- Hi, Lisa. - I'm Matt from...

- Hi, come on in.

Thanks for coming.

Tell me what we're doing exactly.

I just said, "Hey, anything Oprah... where are they now?

How cool." - Basically we come in,

and we follow up with people that, you know, Oprah's audience

is interested in and find out what they're doing right now.

- I'm honored to do it.

I get the call about doing "Oprah: Where are They Now?"

I've done a lot of things in 26 years.

To me, that's, like, "Okay, kind of made it."

- Is this what a normal morning is like for you?

- Oh, yes. - Get up and get in the chair...

- Oh, yes, I sit here, and I get my full hair and makeup...

- Yeah, cool.

- Well, Oprah herself isn't coming over.

I wish Oprah was coming over,

but I think in order to have Oprah come,

I would have to be at the next evolutionary level,

which I'm working toward,

but I'm not quite there yet.

I'm usually at yoga at about this time.

- We might ask you to show us a couple little yoga moves

or something like that.

- And I'll probably do it,

'cause I'll pretty much do anything.

- Okay, perfect.

- I'm really not embarrassed by anything.

I mean, maybe I am.

I don't think I would do, like, a diarrhea commercial.

Bottoms now or later? Oh.

- What we're gonna do today is,

I'm gonna sit down and talk to you out in the back yard.

- Do we go down memory lane? - Yeah, absolutely.

- As an actor, the longest I ever worked at a time

was three years on "Days of Our Lives,"

and that's the longest I've ever

worked on one job. - So we're gonna go set up.

We'll be ready for you in about 45 minutes.

- Okay, perfect, we'll be ready,

'cause we're fast.

To have a job that you can count on for so long...

I mean, I don't know what that feels like,

and I think that for someone like Eileen,

who has found a place that she constantly works in,

that is very rare.

- Hey, good timing. Thank you, good morning.

- Morning, Eileen.

Your clothes are here.

So you've got this with the camisole.

- Do I have a black push-up bra

in case I just want to wear a bra?

- Yeah, here.

Are you okay with these? I remember they hurt you.

- They hurt me, but they're cute. Thank you.

- Thank you, Eileen. - Leave those there, though,

'cause they're so cute. - Okay.

- People ask me what I'm gonna give up acting.

I have no idea.

I've been doing this since I was 22 years old.

"The question is, who's behind this plot

to overthrow him?"

Being on a soap and having the story lines change is exciting.

It keeps things fresh,

and right now, the story line is kind of complicated.

A lot of business stuff, a lot of rivalries,

a lot of fighting in the office and power struggles.

"It has to be somebody who knows him well

enough to know his weaknesses and how to exploit them."

So it's fun for me to kind of be back in the mix,

and I happen to be in this little love triangle

with my daughter and her boyfriend.

Hi there. Hi, everybody.

All: Hi, Eileen. - Hi, there.

- But I hadn't done this story line ever before,

and then I realized I actually did it 30 years ago,

but I was the daughter.

Somehow I always knew she'd be back

to take a final stab at my life,

and she did.

Can I use your mascara? Do you mind?

- Not at all. I know you don't need a mirror.

Magic woman.

- Oh, my God, I've been doing this a long time.

I wonder if I'm gonna be in one with, like,

the mother or the grandmother.

- All right... - Thank you.

- Yes. - Bye.

- There she is. - Oh, it's pretty.

- Hello. - Good lighting, good lighting.

I've been so blessed but I have this kind of underlying fear

that on my tombstone,

it will say, "She wore diapers."

I'm just kind of hoping

that there's just, like, a little bit more than that.

- I'm gonna start with career and then move around,

and we'll just jump, so...

- Jump away.

"Where are They Now?"

that means you had to have been somewhere.

I don't know. I mean, where am I now?

- Trapped in a jail in Amsterdam.

- She's right in the middle of a hot mess.

- She's hustling.

- Um...

- I'm still here. I'm not going anywhere.

You know I'm like a cockroach.

You can't get rid of me.

- Lisa, before we start, I'm just going to have you

just real quick, just give me a quick clap.

- Coming up...

- Have you spoken to Yolanda?

- I'm not that close to her anyway.

I never have been.

I mean, she kind of turned on me. You know that.

- Tell me those are not rose gold with diamonds.

- 18-karat rose gold lenses.

I made the first one for Princess Caroline of Monaco.

- And the second one for Kyle of Beverly Hills.

Oh, my God, how much are these?

- They start around $75,000.

[cell phone rings]

- Hello, how are you?

- Good, am I meeting you at 1:45?

- Yeah, we're meeting at Villa Blanca.

- Listen, I've got 60 chairs arriving tomorrow,

which will kind of take my eye off the wall.

I know it's time.

- How are you feeling, Yolanda?

- Not great.

I felt better after my stem cell treatment in the Bahamas.

- I think you just have to be patient.

- I've been patient for three years.

- I know. I know.

- I've been staying in the condo for the last nine months.

David just had the condo for many years.

It's convenient because it's in the city,

close to where all my doctors are.

My house in Malibu is way too big,

and to be in a small environment within four walls

is about all I can handle.

[phone rings]

- We have to set aside...

- It's Gigi.

Hi, my love.

How is your day going?

- I think Anwar and Alana

are gonna come visit me later on set.

- Oh, that's so cute, baby.

- I've already been here since 5:00, and...

- You look beautiful, my love.

Gigi had a huge campaign for Tom Ford.

She got a big contract with Maybelline.

She's done four or five "Vogue" covers.

She's done so much

that it became impossible to stay in college,

but I kind of have a feeling

that she'll get back to it one day.

She just loves what she does,

and she's...

You know, and it shows.

- Love you, bye.

- Love you, sweetheart.

- Bye. - Bye.

[laughter]

- I knew who that was.

- Hello.

- I like your glasses.

- I'm getting them in my store. - Who's are they?

- I just met with them. Selma.

They showed me a pair today with pink diamonds.

- Pink diamonds? - Rose gold for $75,000.

- Are you jealous of these?

- Are you jealous of mine? Mine are real gold.

I know yours are too. - [laughs]

- When Lisa and I have fun, we can have fun like nobody else,

and that is what we both missed about each other.

Have you spoken to Yolanda?

- I've texted her quite a few times.

I literally texted her...

- Let me see. - I said, "I send positivity.

"What about Sunday night?

Can I come over?"

- She's like, "No, you can't."

- Well, pretty much, but maybe she's not up to it.

- I think sometimes she doesn't feel well.

- Maybe she doesn't want to you, yeah.

I don't quite understand what's wrong with her.

I don't know if it is Lyme disease,

but I'm not criticizing her.

I'm just questioning it.

She's having some anesthetic.

She had stem cell transplant. Just a lot of stuff.

- I just imagine I'm gonna put my headphones on and just walk

until I walk all this misery out of my body.

Since I was diagnosed with neurological Lyme disease

in 2012, you know, it's been a journey.

I look quite normal, but yet I'm so sick.

Like, I have weakness in my legs, no brain function.

I mean, I haven't driven a car in three years.

You know, I've done stem cells.

I've done ozone treatments.

I've done holistic antibiotics.

I've been to many different places

where people are open to different treatments

that are not accepted or approved by the FDA

here in America.

It's been like trying to uncover a murder mystery.

[phone rings]

Hello?

Angie... yes, send her up, please.

- Yo yo. - Hey, Ang.

- How are you, honey?

- You got to stop bringing me all these beautiful things.

- I can't help it.

- I met Angie through her son Cody Simpson.

Gigi and Cody were dating for a long time,

and even though they've transitioned through that

and have moved on,

Angie and I had, like, a love affair.

Like, we were... We got along so well.

How are you, first of all?

I'm so sick and tired of talking about myself.

- No, I feel guilty talking about my stuff,

'cause I don't like to feel like there's

so many cool things going on when you're sitting here

having to watch it from probably the internet, right?

- I feel weird to invite her out,

because she's not leaving her house,

so all I can do is offer to, you know... maybe I'll come by.

- I'm not that close to her anyway.

I never have been. I mean, she kind of turned on me.

You know that.

- You guys never worked out your issue?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but my kind

of biggest connection to her is through married and children.

Yolanda was pretty mean to my husband.

- You are so rude to me and my friends and to everybody.

- Oh, you're so stupid. - You're disrespectful.

- I'm a very intelligent woman, and I don't need to be called

stupid by you. - You're not that intelligent.

- But I have to let that go,

because most important thing is now, she's not well.

It must be tough to be there every day at home.

Just keep in contact and see.

- Yeah, exactly. - How are you?

- I've just been, you know, crazy right now.

You know, I did a deal with Warner Brothers

for a scripted TV show

about my life growing up in the '70s,

so that's really exciting.

- How's your family reacted?

- Um...

- No, but did they say, "Well done"?

- Not yet.

Not yet, maybe one day.

Not yet.

- They're not happy with you

even when you're doing your best,

so you might as well do what you're gotta do, right?

- I realize that being the youngest of three girls,

you always feel like you're the youngest.

You always feel like "the baby," the youngest.

- Do you feel they're dismissive of your feelings

because you're the youngest?

- I feel like that they feel like they can sort of

control me a little bit because of being youngest,

and now I'm at a point in my life where I'm like,

"I'm an adult."

My sister Kathy has expressed concern

about the scripted show,

but I am an adult. I'm married.

I have four children, and I think that I can trust

myself to make decisions on my own.

I don't need to pull from my sisters' experiences.

They're my experiences.

I plan on doing the scripted show

regardless of anyone's opinion.

I'm not here to hurt anyone or to spill anyone's secrets

or anything like that. This is my story.

- So have you discussed it with them?

- No... well, with Kim, I haven't really

been speaking with her that much, to be honest.

First of all, we're not in the best place, as you know.

A couple months ago, I got a call from a friend

with some very upsetting about my sister Kim.

Kim had been drinking at the Beverly Hills Hotel

and was arrested.

I kept thinking there was a mistake,

and I didn't believe it.

I was just in complete utter disbelief, to be honest.

Complete disbelief.

- And now she's in rehab.

- She's where she should be, and she's staying there, so...

It makes it a lot easier when we can talk about it,

and it's out in the open instead of trying

to pretend I don't know what's going on with her.

What are you doing? You're not paying attention.

- I want the fáááing flower.

I'm gonna have another baby.

- Is everything okay? - Yeah.

[squealing]

- It just makes it easier.

- You've been a fáááing brilliant sister to her,

and you've taken more than a lot of people would,

so you don't need to feel bad at all.

Look at me, you don't... - Thank you.

- Of all the years that I have seen Kyle

be affected by the family dynamic and Kim's alcoholism

and all that that entails,

I want her to at some point try to detach herself a little bit

emotionally so it doesn't kind of ruin her life.

- Are you going to Lisa Rinna's birthday party Friday?

- Of course. - Obviously, yeah.

- Yeah, no, I'll definitely go.

- My birthday's here, and I don't like to do anything,

but everybody always pressures me and says,

"Oh, come on, just do something.

Let's just have a dinner," so I'm gonna have a little dinner,

and I would love for you and David to come.

I would love to have you there.

- Well, David is gonna be in Seattle,

but my girlfriend Angie was gonna bring me food.

Maybe I'll bring her,

and maybe we'll stop by and just give you a kiss.

- All right. - Thank you, bye bye.

So, I mean, I know you were gonna come

bring me some food. Maybe we should...

- Sure, love to meet some of your friends,

if you're feeling up to it,

but you just let me know when you're feeling better.

- My poor husband, I mean, he's so busy, you know?

He's finishing his big Disney project,

you know, his foundation.

You know, David... he's the man. He needs to work.

He has a career.

You know, that's part of David Foster. He travels.

He does charities all over the world.

It's been like that since the day I met him,

and that shouldn't change just because I'm sick.

I missed the fashion show.

I just... you know, I'm missing so many things.

- One of the girls got anything really exciting

that you can set your heart on?

- Trust me, if it wasn't for my kids,

I would've jumped over the balcony already, you know?

It's just... trying to...

Trying to get out of the bed every day for my kids,

because I know they need me.

I just can't participate,

you know?

I always kept such high standards of what I needed to do

as a mom and as a wife.

I've learned to surrender to the fact

that I'm not, you know, that person anymore.

I just don't know if my body is strong enough to do it,

you know?

I know my spirit is,

and it's... you know,

I just feel like my body doesn't belong to me anymore.

You surrender to the four walls over your own brain

and your own soul,

and you just, you know, keep it together and stay alive.

- Breathe. - Yeah.

- Breathe.

- Coming up...

- If I'm gonna meet Dodgers, I need to look cute.

Which way around does it go?

- Your name in back.

- Good to go? - Perfect.

- Okay, what's wrong with these, seriously?

- You got to wear trainers, baby.

- I'm not wearing trainers.

- Cannot walk out on a baseball field like that.

- I'm starting to wonder why I signed up for this.

- Don't let the family down, baby.

- It's gonna be fun.

I love the fact

that the Dodgers are supporting the LGBT community,

because who would've thought

years ago that I'd be there throwing the first pitch?

See you then.

- See you outside.

- This moment in time, especially for an English girl

that knows diddly squat about baseball.

Should we stop for a drink on they way?

Just, like, a large vodka shot.

- You might need that.

- There's no room for error.

- Hi, Lisa. - Oh, hi, how are you?

- Michelle from the Dodgers.

Welcome to Dodger Stadium.

- Thank you.

- Ready for your pitch?

- No. Where are we going?

- We're going straight to the field.

- Okay, now, listen, if I'm gonna meet Dodgers,

I need to look cute.

Okay.

Which way around does it go?

- Your name in the back.

- Good to go?

- Perfect. - Hat.

- Let's have a look.

- Are you jealous?

Okay, perfect. - Ready?

- Jesus Christ, look at it.

Bloody hell. Sháá is huge.

Listen, I can actually throw a ball.

I'm not a complete turkey when it comes to that,

but can I throw it far enough?

Am I going to be wetting myself out of nerves

when I go out there and do it?

I don't know, so I guess wish me luck.

- What a lovely jersey. - Thank you.

- Giggy. Giggy. - Ready to go?

- Yes. - Oh, good boy.

- Here he is.

- Lisa, are you ready?

- No, I'm not. - Come on.

Good to see ya. - It's time to work, Jason.

- Hi, so nice to meet you guys.

- It's pretty exciting. - The Giants are in town.

It's our biggest rival. - Are they?

- They're all gonna be out there watching you too.

- Don't make me nervous. You need to make me...

- Don't frighten her.

- You need to reassure me, calm me down.

If I get it right, that's great,

but if I get it wrong,

it'll be on YouTube for the rest of my life.

- Ladies and gentlemen, it's time

for tonight's ceremonial first pitch.

Please give a big Dodger Stadium welcome

to Lisa Vanderpump.

[applause]

- I have just got to throw it.

- She's taking the mound now.

Catching for Lisa will be A.J. Ellis.

- Okay.

Oh, come on!

- That was great. - I almost did it.

- That was great. You did awesome.

- Thank you, thank you.

At least I didn't bounce it.

- You threw it straight.

- Listen, it went so much better than it could've done.

Let's be honest, it could've been a fáááing disaster.

Thank you. Thanks, darling. - No, thank you.

- Here we go. You're gonna like this store.

- Hey, guys, welcome.

- Hi.

Oh, that's cute. - That's so cute.

- Okay, let's try that.

Okay, I need this. - That's so funny.

- I really should own this shirt.

This summer has been really busy and really great.

We went to New York, and then we flew to London,

and then we took the girls to Paris for their birthdays.

- Ooh, I like this.

- I had a feeling you'd like it here.

Growing up in this town is difficult.

There's so many kids that come from such wealth.

Sure, you want to be able to get your kids whatever they want,

but you can't, 'cause it'll fááá them up.

When are you working this week? - I don't know.

- I need you to schedule.

I just need you to get your work schedule on the books.

Delilah Belle is 17, and she's working at a deli.

At a straight-up deli where she's making toast.

We are here shopping, but it's not a free ride, so...

I want everybody to be doing something.

Delilah is the only kid

that I know of all my friends or anybody

who's actually working.

She wanted a car, and I said, "If you want a car,

then you better get a job."

Why don't you try this bathing suit on?

- I never worn a one-piece.

That's really all I should wear now.

- I know too many women that have married men with money

that feel terrible

because they've never done anything.

I mean, they have every bag known to man.

They have everything, but does it really feel good?

Probably.

Probably feels great, actually.

Come out, come out.

- No. Stop.

- Her boobs are really big. - She's got some boobs. I know.

- Stop, stop.

- I don't know where they came from,

but I think you're very lucky.

I still think of my girls as babies,

so it's shocking to see my girls change so quickly.

I mean, they're becoming adults,

and it's sad and bittersweet.

You never want your clothes to be uncomfortable

so that you're feeling like you...

- My boobs are too big. - Are you kidding me?

- It's, like, really, like, squishing my butt a little.

- You guys look amazing.

Please, are you kidding me?

I would give my soul to have that ass again.

Teenagers.

It's so hard to be a teenager, isn't it?

I mean, struggle's real.

- We're gonna redecorate and do everything.

- I'm proud of you. This is big.

Now, you realize that you have big things up there now?

But those hooks don't have to go.

They just find a new home. - I love change.

I love to shake things up,

and over the past year, I've realized

that I've just been holding on to too much stuff,

and I'm ready to let them go.

- I think you need to get rid of some of these chairs too.

- Now you're getting out of control.

You're getting power hungry.

Not all of them.

One or two of them, but it's a start.

- Now, look, you already have more light, don't you think?

- Brandi saying those things about my home

last year were hurtful.

- I would say it's eclectic. - Eclectic?

- It's like "American Psycho."

- But it also made me kind of

look at my house through somebody else's eyes.

- You're not used to it. - [moans]

- Listen...

- Not to give Brandi any credit for that,

but I do have to say, "Hey, thanks, bitch."

This was from when I was on "The Bold and the Beautiful"

and they had their 20th anniversary.

This was my grandfather's.

It was an old cigar box.

- Listen, I'm trying to get rid of stuff.

- I know. I agree.

I see that I can actually project emotional ties

to inanimate objects,

and I'm just... right now,

I'm not gonna be the lady with the cats and, you know,

all the antiques piling her in the corner

where she can't get out in a fire.

You guys minding bringing a table... it's in storage...

And bring it up? That's the last thing.

Okay, we're going down.

I don't know how I got so lucky to have both of you home

at the same time.

You've been so helpful.

[cell phone rings]

Hey, cutie. - Hi, how are you?

- I'm good. How are you doing?

- I'm okay.

I'm so sorry.

I just was sending so much love,

and we've been thinking so much about you.

- You're so sweet. You know, Vinny's doing well.

The family's doing well. You know, I don't know.

Everybody's just kind of getting through it.

Vincent's father, Dick van Patten,

or Dicky, passed away very recently.

- Is this when you just won it? - Mm-hmm.

- Oh, that looks like a winner.

- That's beautiful, but it's so natural.

- Thank you for being so supportive.

- Thank you for mentioning us too when you received the award.

- Dicky was a larger-than-life person,

and his presence was so huge that there's a void, you know?

There's a void in the family.

- He was the dad that I grew up with on TV.

- Right. I know, so many people say that.

- Eileen and I had been going back and forth,

because my father has been ill,

and so we have been having

this connection, and when I heard he died, it was just...

It was so heart-breaking because I'm also at that place of...

I don't know how much longer.

- Okay, have fun at your birthday.

- Thanks. - Obviously

you know that I can't make it.

- Yeah, of course you can't.

- Okay, I'll talk to you soon.

Give my love to Harry. - I will, bye.

- Bye. My God.

Can't do everything at the same time.

- Coming up...

- Feel my hands. I'm, like, sweating.

- But you look pretty. - Yes.

- Yolanda does not look good at all.

- Lorena? - Yes.

- I'm gonna go.

Come look.

- Oh, yeah, that looks beautiful, yeah.

- Check in with the girls, you know,

just to make sure everybody's where they say they are.

- Okay. Harry's gonna meet you there, right?

- Hopefully he can get there.

He's in Irvine, so hopefully.

- Have a great time. - Thank you.

Thanks for everything.

Oh, my God, look at your shoes.

Shut up.

Wow.

- Happy birthday. - Hi.

- How are you? [kiss]

- I'm good, how are you? You look so great.

- Oh, thank you. - And I'll take this.

- I felt like wearing shorts. Yeah, so here are your...

- Thank you.

How is everything?

- It's good.

I was in my store.

You know, beautiful girls came in. They're so cute.

- I was like, "What are the odds?"

- I saw you when I first got back from the trip.

- Yeah, we were in Paris.

- Oh, fun.

Happy birthday. - Thank you.

- We're meeting Sunday for two weeks.

We're going on a boat for a week

in the south of France. - Oh!

- And then we're going to Florence and Tuscany.

My husband... everything he does, he loves to do big.

That's just his personality.

He calls himself a luxury lover,

and he said, "I'm a luxury lover, and I can't help it."

- I feel like I need a vacation after the vacation.

- Yes, I'm very excited.

- Thank you.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, this is so pretty.

- Ladies, can I get you a cocktail

or a glass of champagne? - Maybe champagne.

You should add some water

too, please. - Fun times.

- This cracks me up that we're in this room by ourselves.

- We're having a nice romantic dinner.

- We are. Oh, my God.

- So Yolanda did say she'd try to come by.

- She said she would try to stop by.

- Thank you very much.

Thank you.

- Wow. - Hey.

- Oh, yay! Oh, baby.

- Happy birthday, honey.

- Thank you, mommy.

- You didn't need any more...

- You know what, those are my very favorite.

I love peonies better than...

- And my friend Angie.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm not used to seeing Yolanda

going out without a stitch of makeup on to Beverly Hills.

A woman going out to a birthday dinner

without putting one drop of makeup on

is borderline shocking.

- So has anything helped?

I mean, there are a lot

of different things that you've been able to do.

Has anything...

- I don't know, because, I mean,

it's an everyday battle,

and I feel always sick inside.

- Hello!

Hi, gorgeous. You look so good.

- I didn't expect to see you here.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

- Hi, Ken. - Good to see you up and about.

I'm actually really surprised to see Yolanda.

She does not look good at all.

I mean, she's got nothing on her face at all,

not even a little bit of under eye cover-up or anything.

Maybe you could just take ten seconds to do that.

- Feel my hands. I'm, like, sweating.

- But you look pretty.

- Yes. - You're very positive.

That's what I like. Positive.

- I don't have a choice.

- Where's David?

- He's in Seattle doing charity. - Hi.

- Hi! - There she is.

- Hey, how are you? - Where's Lisa?

- You're coming to Italy with us?

- Um... yes, I think I am.

- No, you said yes, and you're excited.

Don't be half-hearted.

- Not because of you. I love [indistinct].

[laughter]

- I'm looking forward to having

Ken and Lisa join us in Tuscany.

I'm just picturing Lisa and I waking up in our pajamas,

eating breakfast,

drinking wine and cheese and pounds of pasta,

and just laughing and having fun.

- Look at this.

- Wow, okay.

- Ken and Lisa. Are these not great?

- They're perfect. - David...

- You know, you could've taken the price tag off.

- Oh, was the price tag on? - Take it off.

- Sorry. Well, at least you know they weren't on sale.

- Let me leave it on.

- There's no big red line through the price.

- Like, all of a sudden, I'm tired.

- Hey, guys. - There he is.

- How are you?

How are you doing? I haven't seen you in forever.

- Nice to see you, Mauricio. Wash my hands.

My hands... my hands are sweaty.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

- There's one straight through there, they said.

- Is she all right, Yolanda?

-[coughs]

- Coming up...

- In my phone, you're listed as Harry Hamlin.

- I'm listed, like, tenth down on the speed dial.

- I'm trying to fix that.

- [coughs]

- I feel sorry for her, really.

It must be really hard,

and I don't know how I would be if my wife was like that.

- It would be hard.

- You would think...

There's only so much you can do

before you have to go and work or do something.

- And you feel helpless. - I know.

- Yeah.

- You can't sit there day in and day out.

I don't know.

Maybe somebody would.

- It would be challenging, for sure.

- Very challenging.

- I think as soon as Harry gets here, we're gonna slide.

- If I was going to a birthday party and I felt that bad,

I probably wouldn't be there, you know?

Yolanda doesn't look well.

She admits to not being well, and what the hell is it?

What the hell is going on in her life?

- I got to go, because I can't sit through dinner.

- If you can't, that's okay.

- Do whatever you want.

- If you can't, it's okay.

- Don't mean to be a party pooper, but I can't.

Of course I wanted to wish Lisa a happy birthday

and try to push myself, but it's like a car overheating.

Like, all of a sudden, I start sweating,

and it... I shut down,

and, you know, I just... I'm done.

- See you. - Bye.

All: Bye. - Gonna switch seats.

- Oh, that's a good idea. - Oh, well.

- Okay, cheers.

- Cheers, happy birthday, darling.

Where's your husband, for God's sake?

- Let's find where Harry is.

- Harry Hamlin... why do you got Hamlin written up?

Surely... how many others do you have in there?

- Lisa, you got the job.

He's your husband.

- Oh, look who's here. - Oh, he's here!

- Hi, sweetie.

- Mr. Hamlin has really... I mean,

he's not stopped since "Mad Men."

- This is for you.

- Thank you. Thank you, honey.

Thank you, Harry Hamlin.

He's just signed with a huge management company,

one of the biggest agents,

and he is, like, on fáááing fire, honey.

Lisa's giving me sháá. - I was.

- As she always does, but in my phone,

you're listed as Harry Hamlin.

- So I said, "That's weird."

He's your husband. It should be Harry Husband.

- Not only that, but I noticed that I'm listed,

like, tenth down on the... In your speed dial.

- I'm trying to fix that. I'm trying to fix that.

- I saw that last week. - You'd be first.

You'd be Harry, and you'd be number one.

- She's winning a lot of brownie points right now.

She's looking pretty good.

- One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

11, 12, 13.

- Okay. - Okay. Caught red-handed.

I don't know what to say about it.

Love you, though, so much.

You know I do.

Harry's number 16 on the... I thought he was ten.

He's 16.

Oh, God, please.

That's not a good sign.

- Thank you very much. That looks delicious.

- Wow.

- We have a special delivery for you.

- Oh, thank you.

Well, how lovely.

Who's this from?

"Happy birthday.

"We're so sorry to miss your celebration.

"We love you, and we'll see you soon.

Eileen and Vinny."

all: Aww.

- Let's do a toast to Vinny and Eileen.

And to Vinny's... and to Dick.

- Of course growing up, I watched Dick Van Patten

on "Eight is Enough,"

and I knew his son just because they were actors,

and we were child actresses,

so we were always in the same circle.

He was just a kind, sweet man that everybody loved.

- That is so sweet.

We miss them. I wish they were here.

- Darling, open Harry's present.

All: Oh!

- Harry Hamlin's gift is good, isn't it?

I almost feel like I don't deserve it.

But I do. [laughs]

- Let's have a look.

- Those are gorgeous, Harry. Good job.

- It's hard to find cubic zirconium that size.

- This is very good. I love that.

Were you surprised Yolanda showed up?

- I was like... yeah...

- She looked ill to me.

- She had energy to be here and everything.

- You can't say that.

She didn't look that good.

- She doesn't have makeup on, but she had the energy.

She came here. - I don't think she looked good.

- You know, we all have this armor in the sense

that we wear in our hair and our makeup and our clothes,

and Yolanda showed up vulnerable,

without any of her protection,

and that's a very brave, courageous thing to do.

- I've only seen her a couple times,

and so, you know, seeing her pictures that she posts,

and she looks horrible.

Tonight seeing her out,

I was like, "Wow, that's a big change."

- Was that nice?

- It was so lovely.

- They're nice, huh?

Anyway, we made it.

I think she really liked that we made it, even for a short time.

- I was really touched that she showed up.

- I told her she looked better.

She didn't.

Promise you, she did not look better.

She looked terrible.

It's always nice to be told by a man

that you're looking good.

I'm sure if Yolanda looked like she did,

there's not many people telling her that she looked good.

She looked ill.

- I think she looked pretty without makeup.

- I know. That's what I thought too.

- Coming up...

- It's not like she's banging on the door trying to talk to me

and I'm, like, saying I'm not talking to you.

- At all.

- I need time. - There's been serious damage.

- So much damage.

- How are you, my love? - Did you have a good day?

- I had a great day today, yeah.

- Last night was fun, but I'm tired.

I woke up at, like, 6:00. - Yeah.

- And then I got Portia off to camp,

and then I worked out, and then I went to the store.

I'm gonna sit down.

The kids are gonna be... [mutters]

Anyway so forgot to tell you.

I had lunch with Lisa Vanderpump a few days ago,

talking about Kim and everything.

A part of me feels like,

"Oh, you know, I'm supposed to,

like, call now and, you know, check on her,"

and the other part of me

is, you know, where we left off.

We basically had both said,

"We're okay with the way it is right now.

Let's just keep it like this." Of course

we were both very angry.

Her dog bit my daughter.

- Who, Kingsley? - Mm-hmm.

- You're horrible. This is why I...

- My daughter almost lost her hand.

- Your daughter had a bite to her fáááing finger.

- It infected the bone.

In my family, the way we were raised

was that if there was something private,

you kept it between the family,

and obviously something like with Kim

has been going through was private.

I don't know if she's ever gonna change,

and I don't know if our relationship

is ever gonna change, even if she does, so for me,

I'm like... I have to sort of create the separation.

I have to make a change in me. - Mm-hmm.

- It may not be fun, and nobody wants to,

but at least everybody's being honest about it, including Kim.

Before, you couldn't even have an authentic conversation.

There was just so much talking around the issue

or not being honest that there was never a chance

to have a real, open, honest conversation almost ever.

It's a struggle for me just because I have this little voice

saying...

I have this little voice saying, you know,

"You're being selfish

"by not just, like,

"jumping in and going to see her,

and like, swooping her up," you know?

I want to be be in a place where I can just be like,

yeah, this is the way it is.

I don't want to get... Be like this every time.

- Right? And how do you help somebody?

The only way to help somebody is, you know, by tough love.

- I have tried to be there for her,

but I don't always feel like she wants me to do that.

I wish I had the magic potion.

Fix this and make it all go away, but I don't.

It's not like she's, like, you know,

banging on the door trying to talk to me, and I'm like...

- At all.

- There was a lot we went through, and I need time.

- There's been serious damage, collateral damage.

- So much damage.

- Yeah.

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- I'm feeling very Sophia Loren right now.

- I'm not moving from here till I get well.

- She's gotten a lot worse.

She's in a dark time.

- Have hope.

- I'm choking. [coughs]

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- You invest, and your sister's pulling the strings,

and I don't think that you

should be manipulated by either one of them.

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