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(Yolanda) Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

I am... oh, I Amsterdam.

Look at this. This is so cute.

This kind of reminds me of the old days.

Brandi and I used to have a laugh together.

Clearly, Brandi says things that are hurtful to Kyle.

Yes, obviously. We've all... yes.

So it's all very interconnected and weird.

I know how much you've been there for her.

- And that's zero. - You don't know anything.

I talk to her every [bleep] day. You don't even talk to her.

Wait, wait, what do you mean? Brandi, you're...

- Get away from me. - You're a [bleep].

For whatever reason,

she chose to turn to Brandi and not to me.

She defends me more than you do.

- Kim... - Kathy would have my back

like a real sister.

You never go near my husband.

Everybody will know.

- [bleep] you! - Everybody will know!

Don't you go after my [bleep] husband!

Everybody will know what you don't want!

If you hit me, I'll hit you back.

- No, do it. - Pick on somebody your own...

I smacked her.

What do you mean,

you slapped Lisa Vanderpump in the face?

I am so over this.

[upbeat music]

Throw me to the wolves,

and I shall return leading the pack.

Character isn't what you have; it's who you are.

You've heard a lot about me,

but it's only true when it comes from my lips.

I'm not a bitch, but I've played one on TV.

I've been rich, and I've been famous,

but happiness beats them both.

I'd rather spending my life kicking ass than kissing it.

Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.

[upbeat music]

[bell rings]

♪♪ ♪♪

[tram bell rings]

Should we go to the flower market?

- The flower market? - Through there.

[ambulance wails]

Oh!

Aah!

[bleep]. Oh, my God.

If we live to tell...

Oh, my God.

We almost died in Amsterdam.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- I'm great, girls. - Hello.

Hello. How are you doing?

Hi, did you have a fun night?

- I did. - Yeah?

- Really fun, yes. - Did we see our boyfriend?

- Yes. - Oh, you're wearing

your new thing. Did you have fun last night?

Oh! Yes, I did.

I met Amster Boy in the red light district.

I saw a really hot guy going by on a scooter,

and all of a sudden, he's talking to Lisa Vanderpump.

Apparently, Andre grew up with Max, Lisa's son.

- Did you have fun? - I was up all night with him.

- Yeah. - Aah!

One thing led to another.

Andre asked me on a date.

- There's Yolanda. - Where?

Right over there.

(Lisa V) Oh, my God.

I can't believe you've got those on.

- No way! - Hi.

(Kyle) Where did you get those? We tried to stop and buy them.

- Oh, are they real? - Yeah.

What are you gonna do with flowers?

I slapped Vanderpump as a joke.

- I went like this. - You slapped her?

- Yeah, and now I... - Now you're fighting?

Now she hates my guts.

It was a joke.

I was joking around.

I took it too far, as she's done with me many of times.

You hit her?

No, I... not like... oh, I don't know.

Oh, my gosh.

It was a joke.

And she's like, "It was kind of hard."

It was a joke, like... ugh.

Aah!

What are you gonna do with these?

For tonight... for dinner.

Oh, how sweet.

Yellow roses is a sign of...

Friendship.

Hope.

Hope for friendships and peace.

Yeah... you need to buy more than this.

[laughter]

I've got to take the whole shop for that.

Oh Eileen, look at... oh, these are cute.

Little clicker clogs.

Oh, my God, I used to love these pencils.

- I love it here. - Yeah.

I wouldn't kind of want to leave in a way, if I was you.

Oh.

Here.

- Not happy. - I know.

- No, I mean, really not happy. - I know, I tried...

No, I mean, like, upset,

pissed off...

I understand. It was a joke,

and I apologize,

and I... what else can I do? You can be mad at me...

Well, you could stop doing things like that.

You can't do things and keep [bleep] apologizing, Brandi.

- Okay. - It upset me.

She has finally crossed the [bleep] line one too many times.

I've been her emotional punch bag,

and I will not be her physical punch bag.

- Think before you do something. - Think about it

before you do something.

Okay.

I've never been hit around the face before,

and I'm not even saying it was that hard, but...

I'm sorry. You don't have to accept it.

I apologized last night.

I'm apologizing now.

You don't want the flowers?

That's fine, I'll keep them.

I don't know what else to do.

Think before you act. That's what you need to do.

Okay.

You give her an inch and she takes a bloody mile.

She always crosses the line.

And she's hurt me before, and she's offended me before,

and it's just totally un-[bleep]-acceptable.

(Yolanda) I guess we got to, you know,

teach her slowly, because obviously...

I don't have the [bleep] patience for that, you know?

- Yeah, I know. - I've been burned big time,

okay, by her, giving her a second chance.

Yeah.

She always takes it to another level.

Yeah, I took her for coffee this morning,

and I tried to say in the sweetest way possible that...

Why the sweetest way?

Why not tell her, "You're out of [bleep] order?"

- No, I... but... - Why don't you tell her?

I did.

- How? - I did.

I told her that it's unacceptable.

Do you have any other friend that would throw

a glass of wine in your face, or slap you around the...

No, of course not. I'm not arguing.

Well, so why do you make allowances for it?

I'm not allowing it at all.

- I'm not allowing it at all. - I don't need...

I don't want Yolanda fighting my battles for me.

I was wrong. I said I was sorry.

You made a mistake, but you know what?

And it will... just give it a little time.

I guess I take fun to a level that isn't fun.

At no end.

The fun has no end with Brandi Glanville.

I feel like I need to keep trying to engage her to not

just show up every day and be an ass[bleep].

She's your ass[bleep]. She's not mine.

Lisa.

These clogs really hurt.

They hurt, right?

(Lisa R) You got better shopping than I did.

[line rings]

- Hello? - Hi, darling... I miss you.

I miss you too.

- We're going out for dinner. - All right, good.

I know.

Anyway, I'm kind of a bit over it here now, really.

Oh, it... just stuff went down last night.

(Ken) Who was the culprit?

Brandi.

(Ken) Again? My God.

- Yeah. - Get away from her.

Anyway, I had an okay day with her, and we're having fun,

but then, it just took a turn.

And she's just like, "Kiss me, kiss me."

And so, she's just like, "Oh, Kiss me."

And I'm like, "Get off, get off."

And then, she kind of slapped me round the face.

- And... - What? Slapped you?

Yeah, look...

(Ken) She slapped you round the face?

Listen, it wasn't hard.

It was just...

It just shocked me a bit,

and I just felt upset.

I don't want to exaggerate this.

I'm not saying I was punched round the chops

by Mike Tyson or something,

but it was just a feeling of being violated.

I just kind of wish Ken was here right now.

Kiss Giggy for me.

(Ken) Giggy's with me now.

I love you.

(Ken) I love you, too.

Bye, darling.

[knock on door]

- Oh my... - Hello.

I have a dress! In white!

That's what I thought.

- I was hoping you didn't... - Of course you do.

I was hoping you didn't bring it.

- No, no... I love it, though. - You look cute.

It's gorgeous. I have it.

Brandi's created such destruction that, you know,

it's kind of a sore and open wound for everybody.

How are you?

I'm good.

I felt bad for today.

I didn't... I don't want to think you're trying

to fight my battles for me and sticking up for me,

and she didn't want to accept the apology,

which I totally understand.

And at that point, all I could do is walk away, you know?

She's really, rightfully upset.

- Yeah. - And you know,

you need to start thinking before you speak.

We've had this discussion this morning.

- Yeah. - And I already know that.

- And... - But that happened last night.

I know, but this is the third day,

and we haven't gone one day without any problems,

and people, you know...

And it's all my fault?

No, it's not all your fault,

but you seem to be the common person

that everybody's upset with right now.

- Okay. - So...

Okay. Is this, like, a mom lecture?

No, no, no, sweetheart. I'm not your mom.

- I have my own three kids. - I know.

I'm just... I'm loyal to you because you've been loyal to me.

- I love you and I... - But at some point,

you need to take responsibility for your actions, and...

I did last night. I'm sorry.

I know, but you don't just slap somebody in the face

and then say, "I'm sorry." It's not enough.

I didn't slap... I... it was... We were joking around.

Sometimes sorry is not good enough anymore

after too many sorries.

Okay, and that's why I walked away.

And now what?

We're going to sit again at a dinner table,

all faking it.

- Right, okay, then... - Kyle is not talking to Kim.

- You know what, then? - You're...

Then I won't go, 'cause I actually have a date.

So, I don't need to go.

I'd rather go on my date.

All right, so maybe you should do that.

Okay, I'm happy to do that.

Be probably more fun for you.

Yeah.

For sure.

The thought of going to spend the night

with a 23-year-old hunk or five menopause mamas...

I think I'm gonna pick the hunk, right?

- It is what it is. - I know.

- It's just... it's exhausting. - It is.

It's just as much for me.

That's a response from a child.

"I'm gonna have a better time anyway."

Okay, great.

- I'm sorry. - Give me a hug, honey.

- Okay, keep me posted.

- Have fun. - Okay.

I just feel like no matter what I do with this group,

I can't win, so maybe I should just stop trying.

(Lisa V) Coming up...

(Brandi) We're in this beautiful country

with a beautiful scene, beautiful cock.

You're a really good kisser.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

[speaking Dutch]

Hello.

Hi, guys.

(Lisa V) Hello.

- We're here.

- How are you? - This is my wife.

I didn't know you were married.

[laughter]

- Nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you, too.

You look spectacular.

So do you. I love this dress.

- Thank you. - I like those zippers.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi, how are you?

- Oh, how are you? - Good evening, hi.

- Hello. - Gorgeous.

- Nice to meet you. - We're in this beautiful,

beautiful restaurant on the canal.

I mean, you can't get more Dutch than that.

This is what I wanted to share with the girls.

- Where's Brandi? - She's not coming.

- Oh, she's not? - She's not coming?

- No. - She said...

She's not coming?

Brandi's not coming.

Yeah, she decided.

This honestly feels like a gift.

Brandi's not coming.

- Brandi's not? - No, she's not coming.

Oh, then I'm sure we're in for a nice...

- Quiet evening? - Yeah.

Yay!

[laughs]

[romantic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hello, how are you? - I'm good, and you?

- Good. - Table for one?

- For two. - For two?

(hostess) You can have that one right over there.

(Brandi) Oh, yeah, perfect, thank you.

(waitress) Would you like to order anything to drink?

I'll have a really cold glass of chardonnay.

- Chardonnay? - Yeah.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

(Kyle) So she has a date tonight?

Well, she just felt that maybe it was better if we all

take a break for a night,

and she had something really nice to do.

- Yeah. - You know, and I said it's...

(Kyle) Maybe that was a nice move on her part.

(Yolanda) Yeah, and I think... I said I agreed.

You know, and I said, you know, it's totally fine with me.

She's with a beautiful Dutch boy tonight.

- The young one? - The cute one.

(Lisa V) Not... not my son's friend?

The one's that she went out with...

- No, no, no. - Yes.

- Not... no. - Yes.

If she wants to try and hump a 22-year-old,

well, she can carry on doing that.

But as long as I don't have to have dinner with her,

I'm fine with that.

Of course, it's totally inappropriate.

Thank you.

(Lisa V) Oh, my God, then it's all gonna get back to Max... I mean, that...

Dutch boys don't kiss and tell.

This one will.

He'll squeal like a little piglet.

Trust me.

[laughter]

[sighs]

Well, he probably stayed here last night.

He did.

- He spent the night. - With Brandi?

- Yeah. - Kim, you're lying.

No, I'm not. He spent the night.

Lisa, he spent the night with her.

She just said that.

- Yeah, because he was here. - He stayed the night here?

- She said he was... - No.

[laughter]

Hey, sweetie.

- Oh, my goodness. - How are you doing?

Hi, how are you?

- Oh, you look gorgeous. - Looking beautiful again.

The ladies stress me out,

and everything's my fault,

and sometimes, it's like, this...

We're in this beautiful country,

we have a beautiful scene, beautiful food,

beautiful cock.

Oh, you smell great.

- You too. - Yeah.

Like, my day just got real good.

- Yeah, so... - Any drink?

- Oh no, I'm fine. - You're fine?

Oh, I'll have one more of these.

(Andre) Can I have a gin and tonic, please?

- Gin and Tonic? - Thank you.

Do you have, like, a chamomile?

- Chamomile? - Yeah, thank you.

- I just love this hotel. - This hotel is...

- How did you find it? - I love this hotel.

You know, I've been coming here for 30 years.

- Really? - Tomato soup, amazing.

(Yolanda) 30 years ago.

- Perfect. - I mean,

not that I could ever afford to stay here 30 years ago,

but I had a boyfriend.

Well, if you had a boyfriend with a windmill-

I... no, he didn't have a windmill.

[laughter]

[speaking Dutch]

Do it again, just for old times' sake.

Ooka-makin-flooka-flakin!

I used to date Julio Iglesias.

I don't know if you guys know him.

- Oh, my God. - Of course! Hello.

(Kyle) Everybody knows Julio Iglesias.

Anyway, he... you know, when I was dating him 30 years ago,

he's the one who brought me here for the first time.

Wow, I mean,

Yolanda's more fabulous than you even realize, you know?

She's got little fabulous skeletons in her closet

that come on out and say,

"Hi, I'm Julio Iglesias."

I had a great time with you last night.

Great. No hungover anymore?

- Yeah, yeah. - You good? Yeah, you good?

- Okay. - I feel like kissing

and making out is more intimate than the other thing.

It depends. I think, yeah, that...

Oh, we didn't have the other thing.

We didn't do it the right way.

- That's why I say... yeah. - Yeah, probably true.

The only guys I make out with are 20 to 25,

and the other guys are in their 50s.

50s...

What do you like more?

Well, I don't know.

Give me a kiss.

- Give me a kiss? - Yeah.

Okay.

You're a really good kisser.

- Yeah, last night was good. - Yeah.

Tonight's gonna be better.

I'm telling you.

[laughter]

Finish your drink so that we can leave.

Oh, I love that you're so bossy and so cute.

- Yeah. - I like it.

Let's have a drink somewhere else, then.

[laughs]

We still haven't been to see the live sex show.

- It's not too late. - Lisa wanted to see

the live sex show so badly.

Have you ever seen one?

- I have. - You have?

I saw one in Rio de Janeiro.

It's a very surreal experience.

With people, or did it have animals in it?

- Animals? - Oh, in Mexico, yeah,

there are donkeys and everything.

It seemed like a clinical study.

Like, this is what humans do when they procreate.

I don't know, it was just like...

It just wasn't that sexy.

I still want to go back to the banana bar.

- I'm not quite... - I want to, like,

surprise you while I go to the banana bar.

(Lisa V) It's for men, it's for men.

You're gonna get a banana up your ass!

Oh, what?

In Thailand, in the Patpong area,

I did actually see some very naughty goings-on,

some women kind of shooting darts out of their Cucamonga

and aiming them at balloons.

They were playing ping pong with their, you know,

coochie and stuff.

And they put a cigar in it and smoke it.

No.

Oh, God.

[laughter]

(Andre) Any drink? Oh, thank you.

- I've had three now. - Three already?

Yeah.

Should I show you around?

Sure.

This night is perfection.

I could not imagine a more amazing night.

I mean, I don't know what the ladies are doing,

but I'm pretty sure it's not Andre.

Careful.

You're so sweet.

[talking over one another]

(Yolanda) All right, I'd like to make a toast.

So should I stand up and do it really official in my...

(Lisa R) Yeah, in your sexy dress. You must.

(Lisa V) Oh, my God.

- Do it! - Whoo!

I'm going to the red light district tonight.

I didn't see anybody who looked this good

- in the red light district. - Yeah, exactly.

- I know. - All right.

- Truly. - All kidding aside,

I just wanted to say thank you, girls, for coming all this way.

I thought it was really important for you all

to see where I came from.

I just feel really blessed that I was able to spend it with you.

- Aw. - And a toast to Brandi

that is not... who's not here,

because she's included in this conversation.

Cheers, everybody, I love you.

- And thank you for coming. - Cheers, thank you so much.

- It's lovely. - Cheers.

This dinner is just filled with fun,

and laughter, and the way

that it should always be when girlfriends get together.

- One more. - Cheers.

(Lisa R) Coming up...

Brandi's concerned about your sister.

We talked about an intervention.

- An intervention? - We talked about...

For herself?

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Come on, Gig. - Come on, Giggy.

Come on, in you go.

(Eileen) Hey, Jesse?

Could you please go in your room and get your trunks?

All right, I'll get the dog. Let's go, come on, guys.

(Eileen) Just get a pair of trunks.

- Good girl, come on, go, go! - It's annoying... aah!

(Vince) Okay, yeah, you're coming with us, go.

(Pilates instructor) We're gonna take it down, and you're gonna exhale lift.

Okay, I'll come help you.

- It's like a tiny pebble. - Come here, you.

[laughter]

(Yolanda) Good morning. How are you?

(man) Good, thank you. All right.

(man) Hi. Good afternoon.

- Hello. - Hi, babe.

How are you?

- How are you? - All right.

(Brandi) What's going on?

- How are you? - Okay.

My dad's in the hospital, so...

He is?

Why, what happened?

He...

He blacked out three times, and they can't stabilize him.

My dad has a bad heart, basically.

He's had surgery on it.

He has artificial valves.

And right now, it's not working.

I chewed all my... I didn't sleep all night.

I chewed all my nails off...

(Yolanda) Oh no, honey.

And just, like, I'm super...

Like, this is bad.

- You sure you want to do this? - Yeah.

- You want to do your facial? - Sure.

My dad and I have had hard times in the past.

I love you.

Let's just cut it right there.

But this is my dad.

Like, my family and my friends are everything to me,

so clearly, I'm not okay.

Thank you.

- Okay, dear. - Thanks.

Well, I'm sure yours is a lot more fun than mine.

So did you mom and your brother recover from our visit?

My mom was so happy to meet all of you and... you know?

Yeah, she's adorable. She's a strong woman.

It's just crazy, the stuff that happens.

- The first night was crazy. - Oh, my God, I...

I mean...

But like, the next day, everyone forgot about it.

Like, Kim's like, "That's fine."

And I'm thinking, "If that was me,

they would've called the police and put me in jail."

Everyone else gets away with murder.

But you... that's so not true, Brandi.

- It's true. - That is, like... no.

You... that's... you're talking about one incident.

You threw wine in Eileen's face.

- You slapped Lisa in the face. - But we were joking around.

I mean, you have issue with each woman individually.

[sighs]

- B, please don't cry. - I'm sick of everyone.

- I know. - I'm sick of the lectures.

I'm sick of the bull[bleep]

that everyone can say and do whatever they want,

and take punches at me, and say I drink too much,

and say, "Do a cleanse," and I can't speak my mind freely,

but you guys all can. It's bull[bleep].

You can speak your mind freely.

Speak.

Lisa Rinna can throw a glass at Kim

and almost choke her across a table,

and no one mentions it the next day.

It's over, gone, and done.

Everything I do is always mentioned.

Every time I see somebody, they bring it back up.

You can. You have all the space

you want to speak freely

as long as you do it without going below the belt.

- Why is... why... - That's the point.

What's... anyone... This whole group

says everything and anything they want about me.

People see the good in you.

That's not true.

And I don't agree with that.

Everyone else makes mistakes,

and they're forgiven in one second.

But with me, it's just never enough.

Hey, I didn't come here to have a fight with you.

- I came to have a... - It's seems like it,

and I really can't handle it right now.

- You know it's... - No, I didn't.

I honestly didn't.

I came to have a nice time.

This isn't nice.

Well, it's not nice, but it's the truth,

and it's the conversation that came up,

but I didn't come here to make you cry.

I don't like that.

I know you have a good heart.

If I didn't believe that in my heart,

I wouldn't be sitting here with you, okay?

I wouldn't give you the time of the day.

Whatever goes on,

Brandi always comes from a place of fear or rejection,

and I think that that's the lesson

I need to teach Brandi...

Is that no matter what happened in your life,

there are people that are gonna come into your life

that are not gonna kick you to the curb.

She doesn't intimidate me because I come from the heart.

I don't want to make you cry.

I never mean to hurt your feelings or... or...

you know?

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

And then we'll do the mixology bar up here,

and then we'll have a very large product bar down here

on the dance floor,

some cocktail tables, some flowers...

(Krystal) It should really be very light, ethereal.

- Hi. - Hey.

- How are you? - How are you, Kimmy?

Come join us.

- Hi, I'm Krystal. - Hi, I'm Kim, nice to meet you.

- Hi. Chad, good to see you. - Hi.

I don't usually go to Hollywood,

but you know, Adrienne's like,

"Just come check this out.

Let me just show you where I'm having my party."

It sounds amazing.

The magician is just kind of roaming around

and doing the interactive...

- Yeah. - I thought you were

the magician.

[laughter]

Oh, just wait.

Adrienne's easy to talk to,

and I'm a good listener when she wants to talk.

I enjoy her company.

It's just kind of always been that way.

I can never forget the night in the limo.

Okay, you might not be able to forget,

but maybe, eventually, you can forgive.

So, how are the boys?

- They're beautiful. - Yeah?

Yeah, I'm doing great.

I heard you had a big trip to Amsterdam.

Yeah, we did. It was very exciting to go

and see Yolanda's country.

That's the first thing.

- Right. - Like, but it was also

a bit of a nightmare too. You know, this thing with...

Do I dare ask what the nightmare was?

Basically, Lisa Rinna continues to question

my sobriety to everybody,

and it's just gotten to the point where it has to stop.

I have worked very hard for my sobriety...

- I... - To let somebody take it down

and try to defame that.

I am not trying to take down your sobriety.

And now I'm asking you to drop it.

So when we arrived in Amsterdam,

the first thing Lisa does...

"You know, now that we're all here,

"I wanted, like,

to say to Kim..."

And that's all I had to hear.

And I just lost it.

- Kim. - I am fine.

We care about you. That's all.

Well, you don't even know me. You know what?

I'm concerned about you.

Your situation at home...

She literally got up and flew across the table.

- Oh, my gosh. - And just, like,

she was gonna choke me.

But the thing that upset me the most was... I mean,

I'm left standing there covered in wine,

broken glass...

- Oh, my gosh. - And my sister goes

running up to Lisa Rinna.

(Kim) Go after your new friend, Kyle.

- Kyle, Kyle... - Oh, Kim, stop!

She lies about me!

- You want me to defend you... - She's lying about me.

But your behavior is indefensible!

And I'm just like, you know, once again...

But you should have talked to Kyle afterwards.

I really just didn't know what to say.

- It really... it really hurt. - Yeah.

It was...

Have you spoken to her since about this?

I feel... I didn't feel like... no.

(Kyle) I think I'm gonna have the kale salad.

And I'll have the Mikela with no cheese.

- Mikela, no cheese? - Yeah.

Thank you.

- Are you happy to be home? - Okay, almost never happier.

It's [bleep] weird.

I still feel [bleep] up about it all.

The most horrific thing that I could have ever imagined

in my life happened on day one.

Why couldn't it have happened on day four?

I still can't... I've thought about it

every single day since we've been home.

Yes, because... so, of course, I dream about it,

and I live it daily.

I actually haven't spoken to my sister yet.

Kim and I have gone through a number of times

where we didn't speak to each other for a couple of months.

You know, I was just hoping and imagining

as we got older that that wouldn't happen anymore.

So when I see this still happening at this point

in our lives...

it worries me.

Here I am. We're home, you know,

and I still haven't been able to deal with it.

Well, and I can understand that with you.

She's your sister.

I don't have much invested in her.

And she... you know, she's been

clearly clear about that with me also.

I feel bad.

I felt bad that she was talking to you like that.

I felt bad that you guys had that whole thing that happened.

I felt bad that she was screaming at me.

So, I'm actually thinking I'm gonna call her

and just, I don't know, maybe tell her

to come down to the desert with me for a night,

and just maybe get away... The two of us, or something.

Well, I think that's a great idea.

I mean, it would... it could never hurt for you guys.

- You know? - Yeah.

There's so much that only Kim and Kyle know.

It's really a hard decision

whether you walk away from someone or you deal with it,

especially when they're your family.

What would you have to do to

have Kyle understand that it's hurting you?

Sometimes, like, siblings...

They know that,

you know, "You're my sister.

You're gonna forgive me, right?"

- You know... - It shouldn't be such a given.

The way she reacted by just running off

and leaving me standing there,

you know, doused in wine... I'm upset.

I'm angry, I'm hurt.

I think in order for people to move on,

you really do just have to...

- You have to forgive, yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- Not forget, but just forgive. - Forgive.

- You know? - Right.

Is it forgive or forget?

I think Kyle and I need to talk,

because this doesn't just affect us.

You know, it affects her children, too.

You move on and hopefully, you know,

the light at the end of the tunnel...

And then the whole Brandi thing was a whole other...

I mean, like...

Well, I don't understand that, to be honest with you,

because you know, Brandi's concerned about your sister.

Brandi has more to say, but her hands are tied.

She feels that if she says more, Kim will... Kim's too fragile.

Brandi said that, you know, she's so vulnerable,

and there's such a vulnerability about her sobriety,

and that if you broach it

that that could take her over the edge.

I can't change who I am.

I'm not a sober companion.

But at the same time, I can't just let go of her.

Kyle, we talked about an intervention.

- With Kim? - Yeah.

It's not like we can do an intervention on her.

Maybe you have an intervention with all of us.

- [laughs] - Seriously!

- We talked... - An intervention?

- We talked about... - For herself?

No, not for herself... For your sister.

If my sister knew that Brandi was talking to you like this,

she wouldn't be happy.

- Well... - Probably, I'm assuming...

- Maybe not, I mean... - And so, coming...

Well, she was upset with you.

Kim is really mad if anybody's talking about her situation.

Hello? She's mad that I was talking

about her situation.

She's mad that Eileen's talking about her situation.

She's mad that Kyle talks about her situation.

So of course she's gonna be mad that Brandi's talking

about her situation.

She doesn't want anybody to talk about her "situation."

If she's really her good friend,

she should go directly to my sister alone,

or she can come to me.

Well, that's what she said. "I can't come to Kyle... I can't."

Oh, really? But she can go to you?

Have you talked to Kyle about it?

- Well... - I can't talk to Kyle about it.

So she's so concerned about that,

but yet, she won't come to me?

I'm sorry. That's bull[bleep].

It is a good point.

So Brandi is telling people that she has the same concerns

about my sister as Eileen and Lisa do,

but she's not saying that to my sister's face?

That is not a good friend.

This is exactly the kind of thing

I've been warning my sister about.

I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

You just got to be honest.

You know?

(Eileen) Coming up...

Brandi defended you. She's a real good friend.

She was the only one saying something to me.

Yeah, guess what else she says behind your back to people, Kim.

You're yelling at me, and you're... you're lying!

- No, I'm not lying! - You're lying!

(Eileen) We're gonna do Latin today.

We're gonna do those note cards today.

(Jesse) Why do you have to tell me that?

Sorry.

- You've got a lot of homework. - I know.

I'm so happy just to be back with my family

and to be away from the insanity of Amsterdam.

Spanish packet.

No reading homework from Adam? And your science...

You just have to talk a little bit more of batteries, right?

- Okay. - What's happening in math?

And the history... We've got to figure out...

You've got to get a book about the stock market crash of '29.

- Mm-hmm. - And the Latin.

Oh, my goodness.

This is a lot of homework.

Maybe I still need to be on vacation.

[laughs]

(Eileen) Hang in there.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

Going to the desert has been a part of my life

since I was a baby.

I have a love affair with the desert.

It's not easy to find space when you have such a big family.

Mauricio and I have looked and looked for a long time,

and this was the perfect house for us.

We've had this house for a few months now,

and this is Kim's first time coming out to see it.

♪♪ ♪♪

I'm really hoping that Kim and I can get back to a place

where we can get along again

and enjoy each other's company again.

This is awkward.

We're barely speaking,

and I don't know what's gonna happen.

♪♪ ♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

The bride and groom... They're coming.

- No, there's no bride. - There's a bride.

It's groom and groom.

(Lisa V) There's no... will you stop it?

There is always a bride and a groom.

No, not true. There's not... I mean...

I am relieved to have come back from Amsterdam,

and I've been away from my restaurants for way too long,

so I'm really happy to be back doing what I do.

Hey, I didn't get any of that treatment.

(man) Exactly.

- Okay, you ready? - Yes.

(Lisa V) You want to do this?

- Yeah. - Let's go.

It's gonna be fabulous, okay?

I wanted to be ordained so I could officiate at weddings,

but in support of the gay community,

it was only going to be gay weddings,

and Pump is the perfect place to do it.

Come here a second. So you walk down the aisle.

So... do you, George, take Mr. Ken...

- [laughs] - Be careful.

He looks like one of the Village People.

[laughter]

[applause]

You look fabulous.

I want to welcome all of you

to celebrate one of life's greatest moments:

the joining of two hearts in the solemnization of marriage.

Pump has just done really well.

I was there every single day last year building it.

I don't have assistants or designers,

so it really has been my passion.

The ring is a symbol of the unbroken circle of love.

Love freely given has no beginning and has no end,

for each is the giver and receiver.

Dominic and Magno, it is with a full heart

and much pride and love

that I pronounce you husband and husband,

spouses forever, partners for life.

You may now kiss.

[cheers and applause]

(Lisa V) I don't think we'll open any more restaurants,

but Pump really is my baby.

So, to officiate a wedding,

it's really like the icing on the cake, so to speak.

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you. - Now I need a drink.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Well, five hours later!

- [laughs] - Thanks.

Hello?

- Hi! - Hi.

Five hours.

I almost wore that... what?

- Five hours. - Why?

- Traffic. We left there... - You left so late?

Oh, this is so pretty.

- Yeah, just... - I almost wore this top.

- Did you? - How are you?

- I'm good. - You have to see.

- You haven't been here yet. - No.

- Isn't it pretty? - It's very pretty.

Beautiful. Do you have misters?

Mom would want you to have misters.

You know what? We don't. We should get those.

Yeah, that's like a must.

You're right. We should have those.

Mom was... that's mandatory.

I think it's a beautiful home.

God bless them.

Enjoy it.

We love it down here.

I know. I do, too.

That's what I mean.

When I say "we," I mean you and me.

Oh, I thought you meant you and Mauricio.

I haven't talked to my sister since Amsterdam,

and there are a lot of feelings inside me.

Whatever it is, I know we need to talk about it.

This is Farrah's room, and now it's your room.

Oh, okay.

(Kyle) And if you want, I'll show you around,

or if you want to look around... Whatever you want to do.

Here's the... well, you have your own bathroom,

but here's another bath. Whatever.

Oh, nice. It's so pretty.

- I will get dinner started. - Okay, thanks.

I'll be a few minutes.

When my mom passed away,

she left her home to Kathy, Kim, and me equally.

Oh, my gosh, doesn't this bring back memories?

I can remember Kimberly coming...

We're getting home at the end of the day after school...

She'd get on her golf cart.

The dogs would go with her and follow her,

and she'd go up and down the golf course.

Kathy and Kim both wanted to be bought out

because they both already owned homes in Palm Desert.

Kim and I have made so much progress

since we had that horrible fight.

- You stole my God damned house! - You... I'm...

You better [bleep] take that back right now.

I don't want to see that all thrown away for nothing.

[sighs]

First time she invites me to her house in Palm Springs

to discuss this issue we're having...

Hi.

Let's go sit in the living room.

It does feel in one way like...

Really? You know?

It feels so weird, right?

- Like, no... - It's kind of nice.

You ever come down here alone like this?

No, I've never been down here alone.

I don't even know how to work one thing.

Well, this is good for you to get to know your house.

A lot of it's, like, so electronical,

I don't... you know, don't know how to work it.

So what's going on?

Doing the usual at my house.

Taking care of Monty.

He's just... he's weak.

You know, it's hard, you know, because he's...

[clears throat]

But I was trying to think, like,

how do I talk to you and explain how I feel?

I am not the same person I was three years ago,

and I don't want you to treat me like that person anymore.

I have changed.

Lisa was going around and asking very personal questions,

not just, "I'm concerned about Kim."

She's asking what treatment center I went to.

Do I have a sponsor?

You can get help. You can talk to people.

If you feel comfortable going to a meeting.

Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah.

Right?

I mean, she was crossing all kinds of lines.

And I don't want to get so distracted with Amsterdam,

'cause I really want to deal with you and I, but...

- No, let's break it down. - Yeah.

Because I have my own feelings too.

- Right... oh, okay. - And I'm also very hurt.

First of all,

you were coming from... You were being very aggressive.

Wouldn't you be? She's attacked everything.

- No, I told you, when we... no.

- Oh. - When we talked about it, Kim,

I said, "She was not coming from a mean place.

Say it in a nice way."

I was infuriated,

and you would be too if somebody was doing that to you

and you worked very hard to get over these things.

You would be furious also.

Do you not get this is stemming from Eileen's house?

Whoo!

I told you I wouldn't let you fold.

- Are you jealous 'cause we won? - What?

And I had made it very clear to everyone.

I have never seen you anything except sober

since you've gotten out of rehab

until that night at Eileen's when you were off.

Did you ever think for one minute how scared I was?

I'm still, like...

I'm upset about it, obviously.

Wait, well you... What are you mad about,

that I should have jumped in on the plane and defended you?

No, I didn't need your help.

You sat there like, you know...

I know you're a woman. I know.

I've seen you defend yourself.

I've seen you defend your children.

Yeah, there's many times I feel strong and times I don't.

I didn't need your help in Amsterdam.

- Well then, why are you angry? - Brandi defended me just fine.

Yeah, Brandi defended you?

She's a real good friend.

Do you know what an insult that is?

She was the only one saying something to me.

Yeah, guess what else she says behind your back to people, Kim?

And you yelling at me. And you're... we're not...

Do you know the stuff she says behind your back?

You think your [bleep] friend is such a loyal, dedicated friend?

In every aspect of your life, I have been there for you,

and that is mean and hurtful that you don't acknowledge that.

Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville is walking around

to people like Lisa Rinna

and saying, "Kim needs an intervention."

How do you like that?

(Brandi) Coming up...

I thought that when you went to rehab and we talked

and you came back, we were starting from scratch.

I'm so done with you and your [bleep] lies.

Brandi Glanville is walking around to people like Lisa Rinna

and saying, "Kim needs an intervention."

How do you like that?

Isn't that nice? Isn't that a great friend?

So while I sat there telling them

that you have been sober since rehab until poker night

and since poker night, this is what I get from you.

What a [bleep] insult!

I have been so gentle with everything with you.

- I have tried. - Oh, really?

You've been talking behind my back.

Are you gonna do that? I haven't brought up the house

in a long time,

but you bring me to this house after you took Mom's,

and then you took the money when you sold it to buy this?

Okay, I would love to talk about that.

And I don't care. It's beautiful.

No, no, you brought it up. You sat there saying,

"You stole my house." Really?

Kim, you know the [bleep] truth.

We bought you out.

You bought Kathy out for almost...

- For the same, exact amount. - No.

I have the cancelled checks.

I tried to give you back the check...

- Kim, no, no, Kim. - And you wouldn't even take it.

- And it goes back to even... - Kim, Kim, you're wrong.

When you even bought this, you called me,

and you said, "I'm moving out of Mom's.

"We sold the house.

- It's a quick escrow." - Yeah, because I...

You never even gave me one chance

to even go into that house.

Kim, everything you say is a twist and a lie,

because I said to you, "Kim, we're selling Mom's house."

You said, "Can we give Brooke the listing," right?

- You should... - Remember that?

Brooke and Farrah, you said, and they we're gonna split it.

Right, so obviously, we weren't in escrow

if we said that.

You're lying!

- No, I'm not lying. - You're lying!

- Kim, you're lying. - I am not.

You were not in the position at that time

to share a mortgage.

Talk about your own [bleep].

I don't care what you [bleep] talk about without me.

- I don't talk behind you back. - I'm so done with you

and your [bleep] lies.

I'm sorry you see it that way.

Well, everybody sees it that way, even your closest friends.

Well, you're a close friend.

I hope that you don't get your heart broken.

If this isn't the friend that I think she is,

I'm gonna be broken-hearted, for sure.

You are gonna be broken-hearted.

It's almost sometimes like Kyle...

She wants to show me she was right about Brandi,

so she can say, "I told you so."

I thought that when you went to rehab, and we talked,

and you came back, we were starting from scratch.

So why is this happening again?

I guess we never really dealt with it, right?

No, I thought we did. That's the whole point.

We have fallen right back into the trap

of being upset with each other,

and avoiding it, and getting upset again,

and not talking about it.

It's brushing under the carpet, brushing under the carpet,

brushing under the carpet.

[bleep], it's burning.

If Kim was a friend and not my sister,

I probably would have given up on this relationship

a long time ago.

Do you want me to help you?

Sometimes you just have to go

through a process, whatever it is.

And this is a process we're going through right now.

Kyle, I love you so much,

and I want to work through all of this.

And you know, you knew we had stuff,

but we needed to talk about these things, you know?

And I love you.

I think Kim and I both want to have a better relationship.

I just don't know if we're capable of it.

- I love you. - [sniffles]

(Brandi) Next time on the season finale...

- Kate! Kate! - Would you sign one

for me, please?

- Yes. - How was it in Palm Springs?

It was not good.

You look so fabulous!

[cheering]

You said that Brandi said that I needed an intervention.

I'm not gonna go there with you.

She told me that same thing.

- I feel... - Kyle...

That you made me look like a liar to her.

- No, no, no. - Hit me.

- No, I am not gonna... - Hit me, hit me, I don't care!

That doesn't make it any better.

Don't be ridiculous.

I think she's concerned too, Brandi.

I'm done. I'm done.

I already said I would not do this with Kyle tonight.

Fine, I don't want to be your friend.

I don't want to know you.

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