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(Kyle) Previous on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

(Kim) Welcome to Amsterdam. Whoo!

I love your country!

Lisa.

[laughs]

The last time I smoked pot,

I was with you,

so let's not pretend like we're angels.

(Kyle) She's dangerous, and she just throws things out there.

Not [bleep] cool.

You guys are the biggest hypocrites of all [bleep] time.

[screams]

You have gone around to everybody and talked to...

How do you know...

Asking... and you too.

- And you too. - Don't point your finger at me.

(Lisa R) You're behavior's not okay.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Talking about the husband. - You never go near my husband.

[both shouting indistinctly]

I will never talk it out with her.

I can tell you that right now.

That will never happen.

- Are we good? - I believe so.

I believe we can move forward.

[upbeat music]

Throw me to the wolves,

and I shall return leading the pack.

Character isn't what you have; it's who you are.

You've heard a lot about me,

but it's only true when it comes from my lips.

I'm not a bitch, but I've played one on TV.

I've been rich, and I've been famous,

but happiness beats them both.

I'd rather spending my life kicking ass than kissing it.

Planes and yachts are nice, but my happiness starts at home.

- Morning. - Hi, honey.

How are you?

(Kim) I woke up at 7:00 again,

but I'm getting no more than four to five hours,

and I need one night of nine hours.

Where are the other girls?

- How are you? - Oh, I feel like [bleep].

You do?

You know what? You've been doing so much.

I've been doing too much, yeah.

You've been doing too much.

(Yolanda) God, I waited so long

to take all these girls to my country,

and here I am.

I wake up, and I'm shut down.

I mean, and all of us have not been sleeping,

so for you, especially...

Yeah, no, I can't... I just can't move this morning.

- I woke up paralyzed. - No.

I woke up feeling so bummed about yesterday.

(Yolanda) Ever since I've gotten sick with Lyme disease,

it makes me feel so inadequate

that I can't keep up with everybody,

but the truth is that this is my new normal,

and I have to learn to accept that.

I know everybody's trying to pull together

to make me happy, and I feel bad about that.

But yesterday, it was just so awkward for me,

and then I just felt, last night,

that all of a sudden there was a divide

between everybody, and I woke up just feeling,

you know, not only sick but also bad about that.

Oh, stoner, what's up?

What's up, stoner?

(Lisa R) Go on, use that mouth.

Go on.

You did it.

Ah, you did it.

[applause]

I tell you what, I had one bite.

I'm not advocating. Slept for seven hours.

Slept for eight hours.

(Kim) Yeah, I'm sure.

(Lisa V) Okay, what are we doing?

(Kim) We're going shopping.

Would you prefer to go by yourselves?

What do you mean?

What? No.

We would love for you to come.

Let's do it.

Good morning.

- Hi. - How are you?

What are you guys up to?

What are you all doing?

- I don't know. - We're going shopping.

- Really? - Yeah.

(Eileen) I'm going to the museum.

Yeah, we're gonna go shopping with them.

Oh, good.

How can you just go shopping

and pretend that nothing happened?

It's like I walked into an insane asylum

with these women and these really nice shoes

and purses.

- Want to come with us? - I don't think so.

I think I'll stay with Kyle and Yolanda.

All right.

- Okay. - Okay.

(Lisa V) All right, have a good day.

Maybe we could all meet up.

(Lisa R) I know that if I go with Kyle and Eileen,

I know it's all gonna be about what we've been through

and what we've gone through,

and it's gonna be, you know,

possibly reliving.

I don't want to go anywhere near reliving

because I'm in shell-shock.

Oh, fun girls.

You need to take responsibility for your situation with Kim.

Well, do you know how frustrating

that is for me, Yolanda?

Doing... Always... It's always about me

having to fix and do this.

No, I get it, but God has given all of us

a certain job in life

and has given us certain tools to work...

I don't want this [bleep] job.

- No, I know. - No, you don't.

- I get it. - I see you with your brother.

You're lucky.

I know that, you know, it's a burden sometimes,

because we look so strong, but we're not that strong.

Exactly, that's what I said.

Everybody thinks, you know,

I'm the strong one.

I have it all together.

You know, I have feelings too.

And look the other night, she's screaming.

She's being an [bleep] to me.

I got so upset.

She defends me more than you do.

Kathy would not ever act like this.

Kathy would have my back like a real sister.

You have been doing this to me for years.

Physically, my whole body was shaking.

I thought I was gonna throw up.

I felt sick.

(Yolanda) It makes me sad to see her fight with her sister.

I cannot ever imagine not talking to my brother.

I want to fix their relationship.

What are you gonna do? Are you gonna stay in bed?

- I need to just rest. - You do.

You go and enjoy your day.

I mean, I really want you guys to see

as much of Amsterdam as possible.

I'm going to. I'm gonna enjoy my day.

Okay, you stay in bed. You stay in bed.

You relax. Do you need anything?

I just need to rest. I'm sorry.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Hi. - You look cute.

- How are you doing? - I'm okay.

How are you?

Good, are you sure you're okay?

Yeah. Where are the others?

Oh, they already left.

- They did? - Yeah.

- Where did they go? - Shopping.

Who all went?

Vanderpump and Rinna

and Kim and Brandi.

- The four together? - Yeah.

What the hell is going on here?

Yolanda's not coming.

What's going on? Where is she?

She's not feeling well,

and she's feeling really uncomfortable.

She feels like she's being pulled in,

you know, two directions.

I feel bad that Yolanda's taking this so personally,

and that's awful.

(Eileen) I don't blame her. It's a lot to take.

Actually, that's the most sane reaction.

Seriously.

To stay in your room with all this nuttiness going on,

that's a good sign of her mental stability.

- So let's go and enjoy our day. - Okay.

Which museum do you want to go to?

The Rembrandt, I think.

Does that sound good to you?

Yeah, I would love that.

Okay, let's go do that.

Okay, sounds good.

(Kim) Oh, my gosh. This is great, right?

Yeah, I don't want to spend all day inside

in a museum.

I want to be outside.

Oh, there's gravel on the floor.

Yes, wow, that's an interesting concept.

That is so beautiful. Look at this.

Do you see that way up there?

(Kyle) Gosh, that is so pretty.

Oh, I love museums.

That's one big snake.

(Kyle) And one little wiener.

Too bad it wasn't the other way around.

(Lisa R) These are cute.

Oh, I love these.

(Lisa V) I love the land of the little wooden shoe,

but if I could find a little wooden shoe

with a six-inch heel, then I'll be good to go.

Hey, Rinna, you scratch my back,

and I'll scratch yours.

[laughs]

I like to site-see. I like to go to museums.

See the windmills and the tulips

and the canals, all of it,

but I really like to shop.

(Lisa V) Oh, this is for removal of weeds between cracks.

(Brandi) And this is for cleaning cobwebs

out of the middle of your thighs.

[laughs]

(Kyle) So is this where all the Rembrandts are?

(Eileen) I think so, right?

(Kyle) Oh, wow.

How do you paint a shadow like that?

I mean, no offense, but I could draw those birds better.

(Kyle) Right?

I mean, we think our outfits are complicated.

(Eileen) I know.

What did they do if they ever had the runs?

[laughs]

Eileen, look at this outfit.

I mean, really, it's amazing

how feminine it was.

(Kyle) I think I see sequins.

[both laugh]

(Lisa R) Oh, that's cute. Isn't that cute?

Just, like, you wear over a dress.

- This is cute. - I like it.

- Like, a must-have? - I think so.

- Are we done? - Let's go get a coffee.

(Kyle) I am...

Oh, I am...

I Amsterdam.

I am Amsterdam.

Ready?

(Kyle) I'm so small, I can fit in here.

(Lisa V) Oh, this looks beautiful.

(Brandi) Oh, my God, that bra is gorgeous.

- I like the tassels. - Try them on.

- Those are for your nipples. - Yes, I know.

[laughter]

(Lisa R) So we each could have one.

I'd take the leopard probably.

Vanderpump would be the pink.

Which one would you be?

The white with the little black bow.

Look at this. This is so cute.

Oh, God, no. What's the point of that?

I think you'd be happier with this

than me walking around with my ass hanging out.

(Lisa V) This kind of reminds me of the old days.

Brandi and I used to have a laugh together.

Yes, sometimes she makes me giggle.

(Kim) Oh!

Ooh!

- Oh, yeah. - Oh.

(Kim) Oh.

This one, you could get an orgasm

while I clean your tonsils.

[imitates vibration]

Oh, ah!

(Lisa V) Kim seems so excited.

I almost want to buy this thing for her.

It'd almost be like a charitable act.

Thank you so much.

- Oh, my gosh. - This is our home.

(Eileen) We belong here.

(Kyle) It's got our name written all over it.

Do you have one with just, like, a chocolate inside?

- Just a simple... - This one.

Okay. Am I the only one?

Yeah, I'm gonna have a coffee.

Thank you.

- This is so cute, isn't it? - So cute.

Setting my purse down over here.

What you like to drink?

- I'll have a cafe ole, please. - Yes, please.

Thank you.

How are you feeling? Good?

Mm-hmm, better than I did yesterday.

I know.

Because the night was so horrible and so emotional...

I can't find one damn thing

to like about you right now in the moment.

I've never found one thing to like about you.

I did nothing to you.

From your hair, to your face, to your attitude.

How did everything just get to be okay like that?

Lisa Rinna, for whatever reason,

seems to be okay now,

and then are we just supposed to be okay with it too

after she said she was never gonna talk...

She was yelling, "I'm never gonna talk to her again."

(Eileen) I think Lisa Rinna should've included Kyle and myself

when she spoke to Kim, because as it is now,

Kyle and I are on the outs.

Apparently Yolanda talked to Kim

and said, "You need to go apologize to Lisa."

Thank you.

(woman) There you go.

By the way, I think that's great,

but then what happens to...

[both talking at once]

That were caught in the crossfire.

Let me ask your advice, honestly.

Did I do something wrong to my sister?

Just tell me that, please.

No, she's mad at you 'cause you didn't defend her.

I heard her say that.

But how do you defend that?

I don't know.

(Eileen) Everybody's off having a good time,

and I'm like, "Uh, hello.

Resolution, party of one."

We were part of the argument.

We need to be part of the solution.

You can't just have one faction of it be okay,

and then we're all going...

You know.

So I'm gonna talk to Lisa later.

We should get back to the hotel.

Let's do it.

(Lisa R) Coming up...

The behavior was heinous,

and to just say, "Now we're gonna move on,"

is a [bleep] bunch of BS.

Can I get a nice dry red, whatever that looks like to you?

Whatever that is?

Do you have a rose?

- Rose. - Glass of rose, please.

- Hi. - How was your day?

My day was just very nice.

How was your day?

Well...

Let me hear about your day.

Okay, here's the thing.

I have to say that, I mean,

I think I've been in shock for the last day and a half.

After what happened with me.

Well, why wouldn't you be?

With us.

And... Thank you.

And that night was one of the most bizarre...

It was horrific.

And the next day got weirder,

because all of a sudden, it's like it didn't happen.

You seem to have gotten from A to Z,

and me and Kyle are kind of still stuck on A.

And there's been no resolution.

Whatever apology or quasi-apology you got from Kim,

I haven't heard a thing.

And I'm glad you guys are okay.

That's fabulous.

Well, you know, I can't say that we're just okay.

I don't ever have to hang out.

I never have to call her up.

Well, you did hang out with her today.

Uh...

Yeah, I'll tell you...

It's almost like... I don't know how to describe it,

but she knows it's not okay; I know it's not okay.

But she doesn't know it's not okay,

because I haven't heard a peep from her.

Yeah, but that's why I think you have

to say something to her.

(Eileen) I'm very confused by what she's saying

because I had her back when Kim was going after her.

You want to bring up my stuff.

Let's talk about your home life.

- Kim. - Excuse me.

I'm not talking to you.

Shut your [bleep] mouth. I've had enough of you.

- You beast. - Beast?

So I guess on some level I'm thinking,

"Well, why doesn't she have my back

when Kim's coming after me?"

I had your back, and I'm glad I did.

But I have your back.

- Doesn't feel like it. - Why?

'Cause you never said anything.

But you know she... All she does is attack.

I can't say anything about it anymore to her.

You can't talk to somebody who's not completely rational.

(Lisa R) Kim Richards scares me.

I don't want to approach Kim on anybody's behalf.

I don't know what she's capable of.

She'll [bleep] bite my head off.

It's been extremely, extremely tricky.

But this went down,

and no matter how many times you want to pretend that it didn't...

I can't pretend that it didn't.

But you kind of are.

(Eileen) Lisa Rinna's absolutely just going

around in circles in her head,

and I think she can't even come to terms

with everything that's happened.

I'm just as tortured inside.

Okay, I just needed to know.

That's the truth.

All I'm seeing is, you seem okay.

No, I'm survival mode.

Please don't think I'm insensitive.

I just needed to know.

The behavior was heinous,

and to just say, "Now we're gonna move on

'cause I don't want to ruffle any more feathers,"

is a [bleep] bunch of BS.

- Isn't it gorgeous? - Beautiful.

(Yolanda) I'm glad I got to rest today,

and I feel excited about showing the girls

the canals tonight.

[woman speaking Dutch]

[all speaking Dutch]

- How are you feeling, honey? - I just...

I couldn't... I couldn't get up.

I just... I couldn't do it,

but I'm up.

I pulled it together.

- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.

- Hello. - Hi, how are you?

- I'm fine. - Oh, that looks nice.

(Kim) That looks really nice.

- Hi, how are you? - Hi.

- Did you get a glass of... - No, I don't...

- I don't need one. - I'm sorry.

[both talking at once]

Cheers.

This is so cute.

(Kyle) I'm so glad we wore boating shoes.

I'm gonna need a crane with this dress.

[Eileen laughs]

- Hello. - How fabulous is this?

Hi, how is everybody?

- How are you feeling? - All right.

- Okay. - Hello.

(Lisa V) Oh, looking splendid.

- Hello. - Everybody looks beautiful.

(Yolanda) I like the red lips.

- Pretty. - Thank you.

(Yolanda) I heard you guys had a wonderful day.

What is it fun or not fun?

Well, we had a nice time, actually, you know.

Our day was filled with shopping and shopping.

I needed retail therapy more than I think

I needed the museum.

[all talking at once]

I thought... You know, I was so torn

as to which way to go,

and I don't know why at the very last minute...

We'll be in the shops tomorrow.

I said I should go shopping,

but I... always a nice diversion, that shopping.

Isn't it?

Whatever, it's a little bit confusing right now.

(Lisa V) All is fine, darling.

Everything's fine?

It has to be.

It is not fine.

(Lisa V) Yes, Kyle, everybody is pretending,

and it's really working very well right now.

Stiff upper lip and all that.

Let's just kind of smooth it over

and hope that everybody can be civil.

(Kim) Lisa, will you take one? I want this in the background.

(Lisa V) Okay, go.

Okay, good.

(Kyle) I just don't understand how they pretend

like they didn't say the things they said

and did the things they did.

How do you do that?

What is this, The Love Boat?

(Yolanda) What's going on, Kyle?

You know, I'm feeling bad,

because after our conversation this morning,

I don't know how to fix the situation.

No, it's over. I mean, I said it.

No, I know, but I haven't done anything to change anything.

I still haven't spoken to my sister.

I see that you're trying,

and that's the most important thing.

We're still not talking, and the way Brandi

treats me and acts toward me...

My sister and her, they're like this no matter what.

How does she think that makes me feel?

(Lisa V) I'm gonna go and see

if we've having dinner soon.

You guys okay?

Kim and I aren't speaking.

Brandi's giving mean looks to me.

All this weird [bleep], fake, phony,

like, Stepford Wives crap.

[Lisa R laughs]

Well, well, well, I'd love to talk about it.

Well, well...

Okay, we can... okay, we can...

I mean, I think there are separate issues here.

I've been a dick to you on several different occasions.

I threw wine at you.

I said something about your house and the figurines

and the antiques, like, being creepy.

- I was say it's eclectic. - Like American Psycho.

(Lisa R) Ooh, those paintings are cool.

Well, then congratulations for owning it.

You know you're an [bleep].

Having said that, when people speak behind my back

about I'm an alcoholic...

I never said you were an alcoholic.

Not that I recall.

If I did, I'm very sorry,

'cause I'm very careful about what I say.

I think I've told you before,

"Certain words are a slippery slope,"

and I don't like to go down that way."

She came to me. She came to me.

Yolanda came to me, said, "This has been getting said

about you with the girls," so...

I don't really remember saying

that you're an alcoholic.

Is that specifically what you're saying?

I'm an angry drunk. I'm a this; I'm mean.

No, I think what I said is that you're mean when you drink.

I don't think that's some huge revelation.

Am I the first one to ever say that?

- Kind of. - Okay.

That wasn't my understanding.

I'm sorry.

But you have to make your own decisions.

You have to have...

I did based on what I've seen personally.

- Which was one time. - No.

I also felt like at the poker table,

you got a little aggressive verbally.

(Kim) You were saying things about her

to my sister and I.

- At the lunch? - Yeah.

Do you remember what I said?

I said, "I respect the fact that she's your friend,

"but it seems like she's saying things

that are making you and your sister not get along."

I know that you need your relationship with Brandi,

but it does seem like

she's adding a lot of fuel to the fire, though.

She seems like she's in the middle of a lot of stuff.

No, you said other things about her.

This is what I'm hearing.

I can only go from my own reality, Kim.

These are relationships that go back years and years.

Well, my relationship with you is brand-new,

and you've been mean.

(Lisa R) Coming up...

I have tried and tried with you,

and every time, you [bleep] people over and over.

(Eileen) My relationship with you is brand-new, and you've been mean.

Okay, and I appreciate that, and I agree with you,

and I apologize.

Okay, thank you. I accept that.

And I just want you to know this was never behind your back.

Whatever I said to you, I had no problem

with her knowing that.

Are they talking right now?

Yeah, I think... I'm just gonna use the bathroom.

They probably worked it out by the time we get back.

(Yolanda) Yeah, maybe they've...

(Eileen) I don't hate you.

(Brandi) I don't hate anyone.

And I feel great having this conversation.

I just want you to know that I have felt weird

about certain things, and I think rightfully so.

(Kyle) What did I just walk into?

I guess that "pretending everything's okay" moment

is over.

(Eileen) I wasn't trying to be malicious

in talking about you that way,

but you were in my driveway,

and there has been issues, and you did say

Kyle doesn't want Kim to succeed.

Why are you saying that right now

when she just comes and sits back down to, like...

- Whatever. - This isn't a soap opera.

We're trying to have, like, a lovely night with Yolanda.

I feel like Brandi just deflects everything.

Every time I try to discuss with her

how she's treated me,

she finds an excuse not to hear me.

It's getting really annoying.

Okay.

And I'm the bad guy for bringing this up?

I'm trying to respect Yolanda too.

Just like me taking a medication at your house

makes you think you have the right

to talk about the situation.

(Kim) The people I love most and that I'm closest with

don't have any big red flags and concerns for me,

then neither should you.

You've seen me like that two, three times.

You've seen me... that five, six times,

come to me then and say, "I have a concern."

All I know is, I saw some behavior.

We both did.

She talked to me about it,

and I think I told you

sobriety's a very slippery slope.

Do we really want to go down that road?

Because it's a very personal issue.

For me, I always feel that somebody that's sober

and then you're acting like that,

they've, you know, fallen.

My only concern about that is,

those are really big words,

so I don't want to assume anything about anybody,

'cause that's a very slippery slope.

If somebody's showing things

and they're showing that they're vulnerable,

where do you decide to look the other way,

and where do you decide to say, "Hey, are you okay?"

I guess we were just confused.

I wasn't confused.

Why don't you focus on your own family?

I think...

If my family had a concern,

they would come to me.

You know, Kim, sue me for giving a damn.

But if you say something

that is life-changing about someone else,

that could possibly ruin their lives...

(Eileen) What did I say that was life-changing

that somebody else that could ruin their lives?

Are you kidding me?

Don't roll your eyes at me, Kim.

Tell me.

If I've said anything that is gonna damage your life

for the rest of... I am so sorry.

That was never my intention.

I have worked too hard for you to unravel things

that mean the world to me.

(Yolanda) Eileen is not apologizing to impress anybody.

She's really apologizing 'cause she feels it,

and I feel like that Kim is just listening to it

and not allowing her

to really absorb it in her heart.

(Kim) It was one night.

I didn't take a bunch of pills

to go to a party and have some fun.

I was in pain and been sick for two months.

I [bleep] don't want to discuss this again.

I am good. I have worked...

But it's out on the table now.

Accept the apology.

So just... can we put it behind us?

(Yolanda) Yeah, but, can you accept it in your heart?

Don't just say, "Let's move by."

(Kim) I think we just did.

Listen, if anyone at this table wants help

with sleeping with half of LA...

I'm kidding...

Taking every pill in the world...

Right.

Me clearly drinking way too much,

you being overly bossy, you not eating,

and you being a homewrecker...

Don't [bleep] call me a homewrecker.

Don't go down the road.

Don't bring it up, Brandi.

(Brandi) Did Eileen sleep with a married man while she was married?

She did. That's called homewrecking.

I know a lot about it.

You weren't there. You don't know.

(Brandi) You're right. I don't.

Stop.

(Yolanda) And it's been 20 years since.

But I was saying what everyone's saying

about the other person, which is wrong.

Stop, man.

We're this close to getting along.

You can't just say that, put it out there.

(Kim) Brandi's just trying to lighten the moment.

Can't you take a joke? Seriously.

Have a little fun. Lighten up.

Brandi, just say you're sorry.

You cannot make a joke...

It was... what I'm saying... People are saying as a joke.

Jokes are supposed to make people laugh.

It's not trying to, like, put something out there...

It's not a joke for me either.

(Eileen) By the way, I never said you had a drinking problem.

I just said you got kind of mean when you drank.

All I've heard is that you guys think

I drink too much, I'm an alcoholic,

and that I'm an angry drunk,

and that hurts my feelings.

That has not been my issue with you, okay?

[all talking at once]

(Lisa R) You got to the person, and you say to the person,

"This is what"...

So who is it? Who are the girls?

I mean, there's only three left.

(Kyle) I don't know. Ask the people who told you.

- I really... I don't know. - Ask the people who told you.

(Yolanda) If they decide to just keep bickering

over the same old, old stuff,

you know, I don't want to deal with it anymore.

I want to have a nice dinner.

I want to look at the beautiful canals.

And if they can't join me, then I'll do it by myself.

[all talking at once]

(Brandi) It's the same thing, and I talked to her about it today.

Did you order sea bass or meat?

To start saying, "You sleep with"...

I have not...

I've been faithful to my husband for 32 years.

What I end up doing is just saying,

"You know what? I don't invest in it."

I mean, she's more your friend.

I'm happy to have a laugh with her

if we're on a trip.

That's it. That's all I want from it.

I don't invest in it anymore.

I never made any comments about your parenting

or any of that ever, never.

The only time I've said things is when we've had an argument.

Obviously after what happened at her house...

You've said a lot of things.

You want to talk [bleep] about your own personal sister...

Listen... You do not know the history.

That's a real good... that's a good weapon to pull out.

- It's not a weapon. - You do that all the time.

- That's what you do. - And you make [bleep] up.

- Yeah. - I don't make [bleep] up.

Really?

And you put it out there all the time.

I don't make anything up.

Who are you to come between two sisters?

You're not my family. You are mean.

You say mean things.

Vice versa, homey, and that's the truth.

- Okay. - Excuse me.

I've been summoned. Excuse me.

And that's a lot of stuff that you guys need to talk about.

(Eileen) I don't think there's any point in continuing this conversation.

Let's go eat.

Eileen, you want to sit here?

I am stuck in the middle of this.

No, you're not. Between us?

No, you're not. You can not worry about that.

I am.

- I tried. - That's all.

(Lisa V) And I know you came from a good place.

I know that.

And I've said that to Kim. I know that too.

(Yolanda) If somebody apologizes, then take it to heart,

and I really feel that...

I've seen you apologize so many times,

and it seems to not be taken to heart,

and I have a problem with that.

(Eileen) I've definitely said enough "I'm sorrys" to Kim.

I don't think I owe her any more apologies.

You want to be her best friend?

Do you want to do everything with her?

(Kyle) I'm her sister.

You will never be her sister,

and I will never be only her "friend."

I'm not asking to be her sister, Kyle.

I have tried and tried and tried with you,

and every time, I go one step forward, two steps back.

You [bleep] people over and over.

You don't get to go like this and hit people

and go scream and say, "[bleep] you, [bleep] you,"

and not have repercussions.

It does not [bleep] happen.

I have never hit someone in my life.

Are you kidding?

I have never hit someone in my life.

Okay, grabbing and pointing and doing this

is the same [bleep] thing.

It's not, and you know what?

I don't want to be your friend, okay?

I don't want to be your friend either.

But I will tell you this. I wish you the best.

Yes, and I wish you and your children the best too.

I wish you success. I want your children...

[both talking at once]

Exactly. You too.

- But we're done. - Yeah, we are.

(Brandi) Where's a [bleep] life jacket?

Like, I'm out. Later.

Deuces, [bleep].

I knew this was gonna happen.

Didn't want to argue with my sister.

I didn't want to argue with Eileen.

Just...

[sniffling]

- Are you good? - Mm-hmm.

It's hard for me to be ignored by her,

with her hanging out with people that are just...

I feel have been, you know, unfair to me.

It's hard.

(Kim) It's weird.

It's weird to sit there and have your sister be there

and not talk to her

and not really want to look at her,

but, you know, I'm very hurt.

Can you guys come and eat, please?

Yeah. Just a minute.

We got to be able to move forward

somehow, some way.

(Eileen) Well, it's not the end of the goddamn world.

(Yolanda) Good for you for finally saying your peace.

I had no problem ever saying it.

I've just never had the opportunity.

I'm glad you finally the opportunity, lady.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

(Eileen) This is really good, by the way. Are you enjoying yours?

This is so good. Is it really?

(Lisa V) Brandi, just come and sit down. Have dinner.

(Yolanda) Either we learn to forgive and move on,

or we should just all split and find new friends

and, you know, go elsewhere.

(Lisa R) Why can't we just [bleep]...

(both) Get along.

(Eileen) Coming up...

Pick on somebody your own...

- Hey. - Hi, Dad.

Hey, buddy boy. How you doing?

How was school? All right?

The dynamic in our family between Vincent and the boys...

He tends to let them goof off more.

I'm like, "Do your homework!"

[shouts]

Oh, come on.

[speaking indistinctly]

(Eileen) "Can we please just get the homework done, please?

Stop goofing around."

Drives me crazy.

- Dad, we're best friends. - Oh, thanks, buddy.

- Best friend. - Don't start.

Don't... don't... no more spiders.

No, seriously, you're my best friend.

I believe you. All right, get back to work.

- See you. - Okay, pal.

You gonna do something creepy again?

I can feel it.

[screams]

[Jesse laughs]

(Eileen) How about if we all do a group deep breath?

In through the nose.

Out through the mouth.

Just let it go. It's okay.

It's not the end of the world.

(Eileen) We're all good people. We are.

I have an idea. Let's all go around.

We have to say nice things about each person.

That's what I want to do.

Go around and say something nice

and what you admire abt that person.

Are we opening up a box here that we don't...

(Brandi) No, it has to be positive.

- There's no negatives. - You cannot be negative.

(Brandi) There's so much negativity with this group of ladies

on this little, tiny boat.

Just trying to change the subject.

Like, hocus pocus, change our focus.

We're gonna go with Eileen first.

I think you have a very big heart

and that you are a very kind person.

I admire the kind of mother that you are.

Thank you.

I think that you have really pretty eyes.

Oh!

- Throwing that right now. - Take it.

(Brandi) All right, so... and Yolanda!

And Yolanda.

Loves her husband the way I love mine,

and I admire that.

A survivor filled with love

and wants to give.

(Brandi) I love everything about you,

but the best thing about you is your waistline.

All right, and now we're gonna talk about

Lisa Vanderpump.

(Yolanda) Last night, I saw Lisa at 18 or, like, this young girl.

You were funny. You were fearless.

You were sexy. You were...

You know, I just looked at you...

All right... Perfect.

Oh, no, no. Please, you don't have to.

I just really think you have great tits.

But everything you say is superficial.

You're not getting to the real core.

That's what she... That's all she wants to give.

- I'm staying positive. - That's her positive.

(Brandi) I compliment the women on their looks

because sometimes their insides

aren't as pretty as their outsides,

and I couldn't find anything

good to say about them otherwise.

(Eileen) Lisa, I love you so much.

You got a huge heart,

and I know you always try to do the right, fair thing.

I love your energy,

and I love your heart.

Thank you. Wow, thank you.

I look forward to getting to know you

on a level that's deeper than this,

because I know there's more to this.

Oh, thanks.

Who's next? Kyle.

(Yolanda) I'm really happy that I've gotten to know more of you,

and my respect for you has gone up to a whole other level,

and I hope we can continue to grow from here.

Well, if I had to go out and have fun with anybody,

there's my girl.

- Why are you crying? - I don't know.

This is... I don't know why...

(Lisa V) Okay, no, no, no, it's fine. That's okay.

We do come back to each other because we do have

the same basic principles in life.

That's why I salute you.

I admire the mother you are,

the wife that you are.

Can you guys hug, please?

(Brandi) My turn.

So, Kyle, I really, really, really like your hair.

It's great.

(Kyle) Maybe the reason Brandi has an issue

with so many people is, she's only seeing the surface.

"You have nice hair. You have nice eyes.

You have a good body."

Maybe dig a little deeper.

(Yolanda) Kim, you're next.

(Eileen) I admire you for overcoming

and for fighting so hard.

(Lisa R) I think you're a winner.

I think you have a beautiful heart

and a beautiful soul.

- You're a good person. - Thank you.

And I love you.

That is the funniest bloody thing I've ever heard.

This is a perfect example of Lisa,

as sweet and adorable as she is,

being a people pleaser and trying to make Kim happy.

You are an incredibly kind,

loving person, and passionate person.

And I'm always proud of you,

and I always love and support you.

I hope you always know that.

(Kim) As sisters, Kyle and I have been through births

and marriages and divorces

and, you know, the death of our parents,

so when things are flying around,

our feelings get involved, but we've been through a lot.

Sisters.

(Brandi) Kimmy.

You're just a ray of sunshine

that's all [bleep] up,

and I love every second of it, you know?

You and I were not supposed to be friends,

and we're friends for some [bleep] reason.

And I think you're beautiful, and I think

you have a really bright future.

All right, that was a really super fun game.

Whoo!

- You haven't done it yet. - You're turn.

(Eileen) Yeah, it's your turn. Come back.

(Brandi) No, I'm good.

I don't want to be a part of this.

(Eileen) Come on, Brandi.

(Brandi) Yeah, I'm good. No, I'm good.

- No, it's your turn. - Don't be stupid.

- Come on, don't go away. - No, no, come on.

(Kim) I'll get her.

[knock at door]

(Brandi) I'm coming.

(Eileen) Let's pretend she's there.

No, she needs to sit there and hear it.

She needs to receive it.

(Lisa R) Yeah.

(Lisa R) I think Brandi is so very fragile,

but she plays the tough girl.

And she has the tough veneer,

but I think deep down she is in a lot of pain.

- You okay? - Yeah, I'm good.

It was a fun... It was a fun game.

I just don't want to be a part of it.

I'm not with this group. I just don't...

- But you need... - I don't want to.

- Hear how much I love you. - I know.

I already know,

and that's what friendship is about.

You don't have to say it. You already know it.

(Yolanda) Come on, B.

I don't actually want to play this game anymore.

(Kyle) I think Brandi can't take a compliment from someone else

because she doesn't always like herself.

- Brandi. - I don't want to do this.

I wish you would love yourself.

Aren't you supposed to stay positive?

No... yes, it is. It is.

I wish you would love yourself and stop beating yourself up.

(Brandi) The ladies feel obligated to make me feel good...

The world could be just warm and fuzzy.

(Brandi) But I don't want to sit there and listen to them

make something up about me just to get through the game.

I love your heart,

and I know there is a beautiful person in there.

- Thank you. - You're an amazing mom.

Thank you.

(Yolanda) And I'm proud of you for all that you do.

Thank you. Okay, game over, but thank you.

(Lisa R) I-I get to say,

I really connect on a level with you

that I didn't think I ever would,

and I feel a sisterhood with you in a way

that I don't understand.

But I admire you,

and I think you work really hard.

She does.

Awesome, thank you.

[laughter]

- I like that game. - This game [bleep] sucks.

(Yolanda) You started it,

and you thought of it, and it was really cute.

And I'm so glad we did it.

(Yolanda) If you can't hear somebody say something beautiful about you,

maybe you don't feel worthy of that.

That's sad.

(Eileen) Okay, we're back at the hotel.

Yolanda, thank you again.

[all talking at once]

- Thanks for the great ride. - Thank you.

- Only different. - Yeah, only...

(Brandi) Where's Isaac? I [bleep] need Isaac right now.

- Is that your man? - Isaac from The Love Boat.

- You don't remember? - Oh.

[all talking at once]

(Brandi) He was the bartender.

You guys have zero memory.

I've never seen The Love Boat.

(Brandi) Isaac is the bartender that was super cute.

And Julie was the hot chick that got to kiss everyone...

- Where? - Like this.

- Pretend that you're... - For what?

Don't... no tongue.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't want to do that.

(Brandi) I don't want to either.

I think that we should...

[both talking at once]

Don't do it. I will slap you.

I will slap you, Glanville.

- Go back there. - Slap me.

- Okay, I will. - Slap me.

(Brandi) If you hit me, I'll hit you back.

Okay, pick somebody your own size.

Go on, go.

- No, do it. - Pick on somebody your own...

No, no.

That's wrong. Stop it right now.

- No, you are, stop. - Do it to me.

No, I'm not doing it.

- Do it to me. - No, that's wrong.

- Do it to me. - Quit while you're ahead.

I don't like that. I don't like that.

That's like throwing a glass of wine in somebody's face.

- No, do it. - No.

For God's sake, what the hell do you think you're doing?

I don't like that. Don't like that.

(Lisa V) It just goes to far with her.

It just always goes to far.

(Lisa R) Coming up...

Out of nowhere, she just kind of slapped me on the face.

What?

- Hello. - How are you?

Okay.

Want to have breakfast here?

No, there's this famous little pancake place

I want to check out.

Oh, I know what you're trying to do.

Yes, trying to fatten you up.

Sabotage, okay.

[both chuckle]

(Kyle) This is it.

Go on, I'll give you a bunk up.

Go on. Kyle, Kyle.

(Lisa V) There are coffee shops all over the street

on the ground floor.

There's, like, 100 steps up here.

Have they got an elevator?

Who recommended this place to you?

(Kyle) Um, Yelp.

In about 20 minutes, my friend's gonna be here.

- You have a table for two? - For two?

Is this always where you stay?

You always stay at this hotel?

I've been staying here for, like, 30 years.

When I first started staying there,

it was very authentically Dutch.

- Sit there? - Yeah.

Ooh, look at this.

So cute.

Are there eggs?

We have only pancakes. We've very small.

Only pancakes.

I'm gonna go for the same one as this lady.

- I'll have the Mexican. - Mexican one.

(man) And the apple cinnamon and sugar?

- Yes, please. - Yes.

I'll have coffee and orange juice.

[speaking Dutch]

Whatever she said.

Oh, my God.

These pancakes are the biggest, most amazing things

I've ever seen.

No wonder Yolanda left.

You could never eat like this and be a model here.

So exciting.

Well, what did you think of last night?

It's like... when we left,

Brandi was obviously a bit drunk by then,

messing about,

and she sometimes gets very physical.

Yes.

Well, she said, "Let me kiss you.

Let me kiss you," you know?

And, you know, I'm like, "Get off me."

And then out of nowhere,

she just kind of slapped me on the face.

What?

I smacked her.

But, I mean, smacked her smack?

Like...

And she was like...

I said, "No, you're gonna smack me back,"

and she's like, "I don't want to."

And then she got very upset,

and I tried to apologize.

I go, "I thought we were joking around."

I'm like, "You can hit me as hard as you want."

What do you mean you slapped Lisa Vanderpump in the face?

Brandi needs to learn boundaries,

even a joke.

Those jokes are not funny.

I don't want to overplay it.

I'm not saying she went... bam.

I mean, it almost provoked a reaction from me.

I almost wanted to... But that's not me.

I've never been hit.

I've never been hit in my life,

you know what I mean?

So it's just suddenly...

What did you say to her?

I just... "That is so not okay."

- You told her that? - Yeah.

(Kyle) I don't care how Brandi is going to try to sugarcoat this.

A slap is a slap,

and that is never, ever okay.

We were joking.

But I feel like every time we go a step forward,

then we go three back.

(Kyle) She's mean. She makes up stories.

I don't want to be around that.

I am so over this.

(Eileen) Next time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills...

Not happy.

(Lisa V) She has finally crossed the [bleep] line

one too many times.

(Brandi) Everything's my fault,

and we're in this beautiful country.

There's a beautiful man, beautiful cock.

You're so glossy and so cute.

I like it.

- Brandi's not coming. - Brandi's not?

(Yolanda) No, she's not coming.

Yay!

The thing that upset me the most was,

my sister goes running up to Lisa Rinna.

But you should've talked to Kyle afterwards.

Brandi's concerned about your sister.

If she's really her good friend,

she should go directly to my sister.

Well, that's what she said, "I can't come to Kyle."

Oh, really? But she can go to you?

Sick of the lectures. I'm sick of the [bleep].

I can't speak my mind freely, but you guys all can.

It's [bleep].

Brandi defended you. She's a real good friend.

She was the only one saying something to me.

Guess what else she says behind your back to people, Kim.

- You're lying! - No, I'm not...

You're lying!

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