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♪ Eight o' clock this morning, ♪
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♪ I am lying in my bed. ♪
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♪ Waking from a dream - ♪
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♪ Rather sweet and kinda bad. ♪
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♪ Did I see my future? ♪
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♪ 'Cause it can't have been my past!
♪
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♪ What has life in store for me? ♪
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♪ And is it gonna last? ♪
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♪ Next stop is the bathroom, ♪
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♪ I'm not feeling all that fresh. ♪
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♪ Cat lick for the office, ♪
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♪ 'Cause I badly need the cash. ♪
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♪ Looking in the mirror, ♪
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♪ I see my eyes are kinda red. ♪
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♪ Wondering what is best for me ♪
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♪ I go right back to bed. ♪
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♪ Chewing on a gum that
was left from yesterday. ♪
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♪ Trying to leave behind ♪
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♪ Everything that's caused dismay. ♪
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♪ Looking in the paper, ♪
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♪ Who still does that nowadays? ♪
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♪ Desperately trying to keep up, ♪
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♪ In a million different ways. ♪
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- Watch out!
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Can't you see that the
young lady needs a rest?
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Do you remember what I always
do when I'm planning anything?
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- Exactly, I over...,
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you idiot!
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- Our cities aren't safe.
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- Hey knucklehead, what's up?
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What do you say about the lady there,
huh?
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I have a responsibility to my inferiors
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that I don't take lightly, Felix.
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- Oh, come on. You know who
I'm talking about. The lady!
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The one you've been eating
up with your bug eyes.
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My flavor of the day.
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- She's here for me, not for you.
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Not in your wettest dreams.
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You know, you wouldn't know
what to do with her anyway.
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Some people have a way with
women and you ain't one of them.
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You're good with papers and pencils
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and flipcharts. That sort of thing.
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What we need here is someone
suave, someone sophisticated,
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someone like...
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Well, let me tell you
one thing, my friend:
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If you wanna please the customer,
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you gotta please the
chicks around him first.
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You're aiming way too high, buddy.
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Hey Jane!
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If you need somewhere to put your
handbag,
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you can hang it on Felix's hard on.
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He's crazy for the lady.
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On second thought, don't hang it.
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We don't know how solid this guy is,
huh?
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I'm busy.
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- So!
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What did you do at the weekend?
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- Oh, I went to the casino with a
friend.
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- We put our money together,
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played a little Blackjack and won.
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- [Jane] Did you fuck her?
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- No, we split the win evenly.
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- I mean,
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did you FUCK her?
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- Oh, hmm. That...that's a little
private.
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- Yeah, fucking tends to be.
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- Well, yeah.
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Whatever.
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Are you busy?
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and I wonder if you could
help me with my boxes.
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They're a little bit heavy, you know.
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Oh, I wouldn't know.
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Only if I lifted them
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which I...I wouldn't do,
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un...unless you ask me to,
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like now.
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Can we leave?
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Do you want to leave right now?
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- Yes, follow me.
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- Do you think we'll get many?
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- With you sir, always.
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- Ah, the extenders!
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Plenty.
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- Well, no I have not.
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- Why not, useless?
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I'm already doing that
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but we must find out if they also work
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for less endowed men like you.
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Oh, watch out. Here they come.
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Go, go. You've got to hide!
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Oh...
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My leg.
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- Have you hurt yourself, sir?
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- Yes, very much so dear.
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Come a little closer.
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- Yah!
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I can open your eyes and make you see.
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All the beauty there is in this world.
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Everything we love
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but also what we hate.
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All the dangers lurking in the dark.
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- Yahahahaha!
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- Whoohaha!
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- Then, you should come to my seminar!
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I'll help you build up self esteem
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and learn to defend yourself
in dangerous situations.
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A.C.T. Analysis. Control.
Transformation.
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I'll teach you to be the woman
you've always wanted to be.
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Blossom mentally,
spiritually and sexually.
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I also offer a large collection of toys
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of the highest standard
and adult entertainment.
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Viewer discretion is advised.
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This has been an extremely successful
day.
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Is the venue organized?
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- I hope it's gonna be big enough.
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Well, after a strenuous day
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even men of great mental capacity
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and physical strength like
myself, should relax a little
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and you, with your limited resources,
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definitely need to unwind.
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No, don't...don't scare them anymore.
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We're through with this for to...
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Why didn't you tell me I'm still wearing
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the penis extender, you idiot.
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I don't see my penis. It's not my job!
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It's YOUR job to see my penis.
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I see where it's pointing
and follow its lead.
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- I'm sorry boss, I'm so sorry.
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From now on, I'll watch
your penis constantly.
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- You sick little pervert!
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I won't have you watch my penis.
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I'll get somebody new to do that.
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Wait until I smash this
on your stupid head.
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- No, no. No! No.
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- It's not too heavy, is it?
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- No, not at all.
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- [Sarah] I want you to meet Nevinovat,
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Elena
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and Sarita.
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Girls, this is
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- [Together] Hi, Felix.
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- Elena, why don't you tell
Felix what it is that we do.
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- Praise? Sure there's
always something to...
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- Good for you. Good for you!
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What a great way of saving your face...
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of praising your save...
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Sa...savior in song.
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- He's respected.
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- He's beloved.
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- And he's above it.
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- He'll always lead us.
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- [Elena] Knows how to feed us.
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- He won't sign a waiver.
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- [Together] He will stay our savior.
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- Shouldn't you be practicing your
songs?
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- Can't Felix help us?
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- Well, I'm not much of a singer
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but of course, I'll give it a try.
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- Great. Well, take it away then.
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- Listen honey. We're
gonna show you the way.
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If you feel ready to
participate, just join us.
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♪ He is the hope and the goal! ♪
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- A spiritual song, I like that.
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♪ He has the key to my soul! ♪
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Call and response, great.
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♪ He knows the way it should be. ♪
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♪ He sees the truth cause He's He! ♪
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♪ I am the hope and the goal! ♪
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♪ I have the key to your soul! ♪
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- Don't sing that part.
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It's our savior's part.
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- Oh, I understand.
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Well, I guess he better
sing that part then.
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- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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I mean, thank you ma'am.
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- [Sarah] You may call me Sarah.
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And now sit down and have
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a drink.
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I'm going upstairs to my husband now.
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Go back to the girls. They
have more songs to show you.
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- Thank you, honey.
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- Nice to see you again, Felix.
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Did you come up with
the idea to this spot?
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If you analyze the current political...
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- Don't analyze.
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Just feel
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and you'll get there!
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Did you enjoy singing with the girls?
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You must visit us again soon.
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I see a bright future
for you, my dear Felix
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but right now, you're
just a very quiet man
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in a very loud world.
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- Okay, let's go for a first take.
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- Walker Power: Scene two, take one.
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in every way possible.
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Family, fatherland and fame.
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Ah, it's...it's frame, not fame.
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Family and fatherland frame our lives.
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It's that weird guy there,
he's making faces all the time.
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He's distracting me.
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What kind of faces?
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- Felix, if I had a face like that,
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I would try to move it
as little as possible
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in order not to attract
any unnecessary attention.
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Okay?
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Just don't be a nuisance.
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Oh and Felix? Who are you voting for?
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- I'm voting for Mister Walker.
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- [Ron] And why?
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during the last administration...
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- The slogan, Felix!
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- Oh, yes, of course.
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Family and fatherland frame his wife.
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- Ah...our lives. Our lives!
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- [Ron] Okay, let's just start
from the top again, okay?
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- Walker Power: Scene two, take two.
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- [Ron] And action.
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Why did he mention my wife?
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That little bastard! So that's
why he's making these faces.
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He's coming on to her.
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- Uh, you know, let's
just go to page 12, okay?
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Ah...crime and punishment.
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- Walker Power: Scene four, take one.
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- [Ron] Action.
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- Terrorists are flooding our country,
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crime is at an all time high
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and more and more people
are getting divorced,
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but in this crisis, we
must pervert justice...
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"- Ah...it's:""We must persevere!"
"Justice will reign"", honey."
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- Well, if that little
freak keeps moving around
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that fucking sign to and
fro, how am I supposed to
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do anything right?
- You know what,
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Jamie, let's just forget about the text.
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Give us one of your famous
impromptu speeches, yeah?
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Okay, so without the slate, just roll.
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Our cities aren't safe.
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Scoundrels are everywhere and young
people
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indulge in dirty forms of sex.
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Do we have to accept this?
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Do we have to lead a low life
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without morals and uplifting thoughts?
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Of course we don't, because
I am the man to shed light
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on the mess our country has become
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and in the brightness of
day, I will clean the streets
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and souls and let us all live
in prosperity and purity!
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So watch out all you evil doers
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and law breakers, for you are doomed
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because I will unleash the hounds of
Hell
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to chase you from the face of the Earth.
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I will smash and crush and destroy...
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- Jamie, wonderful!
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I think that's, ah...that's
all we really need.
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So, one more, just like that
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and this time, a little
closer on Mister Walker
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and Sarah! Why don't you
join him on this one, yeah?
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- [Felix] Walker Power: Scene four...
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More!
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That's good, go.
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- Walker Power: Scene four, take two.
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- Ah!
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Are we winning?
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How are the numbers?
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This Ron is a creepy guy.
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- He's all over me half the time.
265
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- Come on, you know how
these agency guys are.
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Are you surprised he wants to fuck you?
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Everybody does.
268
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- Unless they're married to me.
269
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- Honey, I've got long hours these days.
270
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We gotta concentrate
on the campaign, right?
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I am running for Governor
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and I need all my juice
to fuck the public.
273
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So if you wanna have fun,
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you better hold my dick when I do it.
275
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Honey, I gotta go.
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I forgot something!
277
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- Oh, did you?
278
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Don't be long!
279
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- Damn, he's still inside of her.
280
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This is going to be difficult.
281
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,213
Thank God he came in through the
backdoor.
282
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:57,223
This makes my life a little easier.
283
00:25:09,536 --> 00:25:12,120
- What? What, what, what? What is it?
284
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,013
- Oh, I just had a nightmare.
285
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,793
I was getting married.
286
00:25:22,530 --> 00:25:23,853
right after the wedding.
287
00:25:26,844 --> 00:25:28,880
- I don't know.
288
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,410
It feels as if I've
just lost my only chance
289
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of ever keeping a wedding ring.
290
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Look!
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The show is about to begin!
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- Ladies, welcome!
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Welcome to our big A.C.T seminar.
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Now that's A.C.T: Analysis.
Control. Transformation!
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In this life, we sometimes...
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- [Sviatoslav] Cut it out, you idiot!
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00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,977
This is my show, bugger off!
298
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- And now, my dear ladies,
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without any further ado,
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I present to you the host of this show,
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the brain behind A.C.T,
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the source of all our inspiration!
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00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,793
I give you Sviatoslav Rău!
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- Welcome ladies, welcome!
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00:27:05,970 --> 00:27:10,970
Tonight, my fluid, my essence
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will enter your hearts and souls,
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your minds and bodies
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to grow there and form new life.
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00:27:20,620 --> 00:27:25,620
Tonight, I'm going to take
you to a higher level -
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much higher than you ever
thought you could rise.
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Back from my global perambulations
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I'm here for this special
part of our seminar
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that is dedicated to the receiving sex.
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00:27:44,554 --> 00:27:49,460
For the first part of our show
we need an audience member.
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00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,473
Yes, you dear!
316
00:27:58,570 --> 00:27:59,827
Come on up, please.
317
00:28:09,367 --> 00:28:11,000
What's your name, luv?
318
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,120
- A little louder, honey!
319
00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:19,810
- Sarita! Now, where are you from,
Sarita?
320
00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:21,490
- I'm from Frankton.
321
00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,930
- Frankton. That's just beautiful
322
00:28:23,930 --> 00:28:28,223
but, more importantly,
where do you want to go?
323
00:28:29,590 --> 00:28:31,770
- I...I don't know.
324
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:32,953
What do you mean?
325
00:28:32,953 --> 00:28:36,596
- You don't know. But of course not!
326
00:28:36,596 --> 00:28:39,330
You have simply no idea
327
00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:42,370
because you're lost and alone and...
328
00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:43,726
- That's not exactly what I...
329
00:28:43,726 --> 00:28:47,180
- AND! You don't know where to go
330
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:50,870
but that's what you need me
for: To show you the way!
331
00:28:50,870 --> 00:28:53,600
The way to find happiness!
332
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,600
Now, ladies of all nations,
Sarita is hauntingly beautiful.
333
00:29:00,070 --> 00:29:03,323
BUT! What about her mind?
334
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:08,373
Sarita, what is eight times nine?
335
00:29:11,410 --> 00:29:12,800
72?
336
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,010
- Well, that was easy, now. Wasn't it?
337
00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:20,860
But what about we asked
Sarita what 234 times 786 is.
338
00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:27,960
- 183924.
339
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,460
- Yes, we can see that a
woman, however beautiful...
340
00:29:35,350 --> 00:29:38,920
That's remarkable, quite remarkable
341
00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:43,150
but of course, we've all heard of little
342
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:44,743
coincidences like this one.
343
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:51,040
Well, Sarita, just tell me: What is
245785
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00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,823
divided by 778812?
345
00:30:01,198 --> 00:30:02,031
- 0.31559.
346
00:30:08,963 --> 00:30:11,230
- Well, seems like we're dealing
347
00:30:11,230 --> 00:30:13,040
with a little smart ass here.
348
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,610
Sarita, I don't think
you've quite perceived
349
00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:17,810
the nature of this show.
350
00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:23,510
There's so much more to
life than just mathematics.
351
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,980
I don't know why you're constantly
bringing up that subject,
352
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:28,678
if not to brag with your
little talent there.
353
00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:30,470
- Well, I don't think it's
appropriate...
354
00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:31,820
to constantly interrupt a program
355
00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,430
that's been successful all over the
world
356
00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:36,080
from Budapest to Suriname?
357
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,693
Now hush up with you, you
ungrateful little brat!
358
00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:45,423
Let's see if we can't
find an apter contestant.
359
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:52,053
You!
360
00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:05,047
And you are?
361
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:17,690
- Well, I'm not sure.
362
00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:19,420
Maybe 20.
363
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,990
- 20? Perhaps
364
00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:23,023
or perhaps a little more?
365
00:31:25,410 --> 00:31:28,680
- Ah, possibly up to 26?
366
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,600
- Possibly, possibly.
367
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,230
Well, no, Nevinovat. No! No! No!
368
00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:38,160
The correct answer is: It all depends!
369
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,568
It was actually a trick question.
370
00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:46,568
Now, Nevinovat was incapable
of construing this mystery
371
00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:50,770
because her mind doesn't
reach the same level
372
00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:53,249
that her beauty manages to climb to
373
00:31:54,749 --> 00:31:59,749
or as we most commonly
would put it: She is stupid!
374
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:05,460
Well, don't you worry my dear
375
00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:08,390
because an underdeveloped mental
capacity
376
00:32:08,390 --> 00:32:13,390
is quite often accompanied by
a distinct moral superiority
377
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,600
because the soft-headed usually don't
see
378
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,370
all the opportunities for
evil-doings in this world.
379
00:32:21,370 --> 00:32:23,843
It is beyond their grasp!
380
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:27,843
You may sit down now, Nevinovat.
381
00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:35,090
Now this demonstrates the moral decay
382
00:32:35,090 --> 00:32:39,640
of the so-called scientists
with their mathematics
383
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,994
that have never helped anyone
384
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:55,900
- I'm so sorry, boss!
385
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:56,733
I wish...
386
00:32:59,029 --> 00:33:00,923
- To clean up after we're done?
387
00:33:05,285 --> 00:33:07,064
Be aware of...
388
00:33:09,730 --> 00:33:11,670
attacks at all times?
389
00:33:12,503 --> 00:33:14,283
- So sorry, boss.
390
00:33:15,150 --> 00:33:16,582
I was too far away.
391
00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,173
Too far away to shoot her?
392
00:33:20,173 --> 00:33:22,210
- No, I just thought we should better
393
00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:25,084
not resort to extreme measures.
394
00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:30,185
I'll show you extreme measures!
395
00:33:30,185 --> 00:33:32,700
- Boss, please. Your performance!
396
00:33:34,397 --> 00:33:36,230
I gotta run a show here tonight!
397
00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,420
Why are you talking to me?
398
00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:38,841
This is very unprofessional!
399
00:33:38,841 --> 00:33:41,257
The curtain. The curtain!
400
00:33:43,613 --> 00:33:47,130
Gentlemen! Lovers of love!
401
00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:49,140
You all know what it's like
402
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:51,990
when spring has entered your hearts
403
00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:55,570
and you want to consume
the female of your choosing
404
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:59,490
but she makes you go
through that tedious process
405
00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:01,420
of getting to know each other,
406
00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:03,530
that is every woman's condition,
407
00:34:03,530 --> 00:34:07,090
may it last for half an
hour or half a lifetime,
408
00:34:07,090 --> 00:34:11,002
to invite you to dine
at her secret garden.
409
00:34:11,870 --> 00:34:14,300
Tonight, I'm going to teach you
410
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:17,690
how to accelerate this annoying process.
411
00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:22,188
I've brought to you a typical female
412
00:34:24,775 --> 00:34:28,739
that we will now see
interact with a volunteer.
413
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:36,634
Yes, you in the third row
with the weirdly coloured tie.
414
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,384
Please come on up here!
415
00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:52,380
Are you a wimp, young man?
416
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,480
- Can't hear you.
417
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,717
- No, I am not sir.
418
00:34:57,717 --> 00:35:01,130
- No, you are NOT!
419
00:35:01,130 --> 00:35:03,610
Then make a pass at her.
420
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:16,430
I just read a very interesting book.
421
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,601
Don't you have a computer?
422
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:23,900
- Sure, I just like the look
and the smell of a book.
423
00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:27,157
I guess I like the
sensuous joy of reading.
424
00:35:27,157 --> 00:35:28,918
I like to touch things.
425
00:35:36,515 --> 00:35:39,684
- I think we've got off
on the wrong foot here.
426
00:35:39,684 --> 00:35:40,518
Let's start...
427
00:35:40,518 --> 00:35:43,147
- Well, what's the RIGHT foot?
428
00:35:43,147 --> 00:35:45,374
What the fuck do you want from me?
429
00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:55,678
- How you can touch, you slimeball?
430
00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:07,830
That was good fun now, wasn't it?
431
00:36:07,830 --> 00:36:10,607
And we've learned quite a bit too.
432
00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:13,260
We've seen all the wrong movements,
433
00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:15,110
heard all the wrong phrases,
434
00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:18,979
brought about with the
completely wrong attitude.
435
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:23,327
You couldn't have possibly
made more mistakes, my friend!
436
00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:26,564
How do you survive out there?
437
00:36:26,564 --> 00:36:29,413
The women must eat you up alive.
438
00:36:29,413 --> 00:36:32,372
Well, if only they did.
439
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,965
I have to rest my case!
440
00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:40,039
I can do a lot but with you...
441
00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:43,382
Don't forget to purchase
your personal penis extender
442
00:36:43,382 --> 00:36:45,200
on your way out.
443
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:50,197
Maybe that can help a little
bit? A tiny bit? A wee wee?
444
00:37:37,162 --> 00:37:39,850
- Okay girls, enough is enough!
445
00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:43,210
That's it for today. I need a break!
446
00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:44,450
Go dance.
447
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,528
- I'll never get used to that.
448
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,510
- Doesn't seem all that hard to do.
449
00:38:09,380 --> 00:38:12,240
- That's what you think
because you haven't lived it.
450
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,270
- Yeah, that's for sure.
451
00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:17,750
- No, no, no. Sorry mate! I
didn't mean to put you down
452
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,810
but you gotta understand:
453
00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:21,927
They don't always leave just like that,
454
00:38:21,927 --> 00:38:24,845
so, it's ah...
455
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:27,010
more like a curse, you know.
456
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,370
To be successful with women?
457
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:31,952
- It's not like you think.
458
00:38:31,952 --> 00:38:34,374
You can't really control it.
459
00:38:37,409 --> 00:38:39,060
- I simply can't stop it.
460
00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:42,003
Just occasionally they leave me alone.
461
00:38:47,416 --> 00:38:49,706
- As I told you: It's a curse!
462
00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:51,842
I have been plagued by
it for 12 years now.
463
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,570
You mean literally?
464
00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,180
You may find it appealing
465
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:02,210
and that's what I thought
at the beginning too.
466
00:39:02,210 --> 00:39:06,090
As a matter of fact, that's
why I got it in the first place
467
00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:08,363
or rather why I let it be passed on to
me.
468
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,963
- That's just how it works.
469
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,950
You meet someone who
has had it long enough
470
00:39:16,950 --> 00:39:19,410
to wanna get rid of it
471
00:39:19,410 --> 00:39:23,170
and then, if that man has
informed you truthfully
472
00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:26,503
and comprehensively about
all the dangers involved,
473
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:29,710
it can be passed on to you.
474
00:39:44,830 --> 00:39:47,670
until you find somebody who
is willing to release you?
475
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,376
- Good,
476
00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:56,872
but beware my friend
because the power that comes
477
00:39:56,872 --> 00:40:00,858
from within can never be
controlled completely.
478
00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:04,660
But they say
479
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:08,430
that the pure of heart
are strong enough to try.
480
00:40:08,430 --> 00:40:11,018
- Done. No problem!
481
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:17,290
Then we must perform the ritual now.
482
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,698
- [Felix] But how?
483
00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:21,069
- I'll show you.
484
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,653
Do what I do.
485
00:40:37,357 --> 00:40:41,852
Now you're going to
"say:""Please, give it to me!""."
486
00:40:41,852 --> 00:40:44,750
- Please, give it to me!
487
00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:48,004
- Now it's all yours.
488
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,325
Waitress?
489
00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:55,398
May I have a beer please?
490
00:40:58,161 --> 00:41:00,086
- Don't touch me, dirty old man!
491
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,480
- It's working.
492
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,450
It's working!
493
00:41:06,025 --> 00:41:08,300
I can't believe it, I really lost it.
494
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:12,219
I gotta go, my friend.
495
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:16,493
- But, what am I supposed to do now?
496
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:20,208
- You'll figure it out.
497
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:24,108
It's all about the touch,
you know? You'll see.
498
00:41:24,108 --> 00:41:27,264
Just remember what I told you.
499
00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:09,787
section)
500
00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:46,057
- Hey baby, what are you up to?
501
00:49:46,057 --> 00:49:48,820
- Oh, hi. Nice to see
you but, as you can see,
502
00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:49,857
I'm not in the mood.
503
00:49:49,857 --> 00:49:52,430
- But darling, what has happened to you?
504
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,800
I'm...I'm okay, I just need to rest.
505
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,520
- Oh please, just let me!
506
00:49:58,520 --> 00:49:59,353
- No!
507
00:49:59,353 --> 00:50:01,980
I said I'm not in the mood.
You've gotta respect that.
508
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,550
I'm not your plaything, you know.
509
00:50:03,550 --> 00:50:05,760
I'm having a terrible
headache, my ankle is hurt
510
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,197
and I just need to rest now!
511
00:50:07,197 --> 00:50:09,103
- But honey, we can take care of you.
512
00:50:09,103 --> 00:50:09,936
- [Bench Woman] Help you!
513
00:50:09,936 --> 00:50:10,800
- [Shower Woman] Heal you!
514
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,100
- No, not now!
515
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,380
Don't move. I've got my gloves here.
516
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:15,560
- No, please don't...
517
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,550
- I'm gonna have to put them
on if you don't calm down.
518
00:50:18,550 --> 00:50:19,870
- Felix, come on, you can't.
519
00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:24,400
- [Shower Woman] Felix no!
520
00:50:25,410 --> 00:50:27,490
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna take it
out
521
00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:29,060
and put it on right now.
522
00:50:33,047 --> 00:50:34,480
- We want you!
523
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,313
- We need you!
524
00:50:35,313 --> 00:50:36,940
- Then, don't waste me!
525
00:50:36,940 --> 00:50:39,700
I'm just real tired right now.
526
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,000
I'm going through
something completely new,
527
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,950
something strange and
wild but also - beautiful!
528
00:50:46,950 --> 00:50:50,430
It's, YOU are beautiful
529
00:50:50,430 --> 00:50:53,380
but don't pour your beauty
all over me all the time
530
00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:57,630
'cause...'cause I'm really
drowning from... love.
531
00:50:57,630 --> 00:50:59,760
At first it just got me wet all over
532
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,970
but now it's coming up to my mouth
533
00:51:01,970 --> 00:51:04,980
and I see it rising and
my throat gets tight.
534
00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:07,080
I...I...
535
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:11,560
Please! Just give me a
break to recover some energy
536
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,360
and time to understand all of this,
okay?
537
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,560
- Okay, fair enough.
538
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,080
You take your rest, see you tomorrow.
539
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,019
- Bye for now, honey.
540
00:51:23,019 --> 00:51:24,869
- Take care of yourself, darling.
541
00:51:25,770 --> 00:51:27,511
- Get a good night's
sleep and in the morning,
542
00:51:27,511 --> 00:51:29,363
you'll be up again, stronger than ever.
543
00:51:35,778 --> 00:51:39,080
- Aw, that is so cute!
544
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,810
Seems like someone
finally got some action,
545
00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:43,938
some rough action.
546
00:51:43,938 --> 00:51:46,473
You look
like you've been fucked.
547
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,480
Didn't sleep much last night?
548
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,800
- [Felix] Not really.
549
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,640
"- What do you mean ""not really""?"
550
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:53,690
What happened to you?
551
00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:57,323
- Nothing, just hung out
with a couple of friends.
552
00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:09,880
- Oh well, that is something else, huh?
553
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,120
Somebody's finally gotten the
gist of it, ay?
554
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,903
Well, congratulations, man.
555
00:52:20,780 --> 00:52:22,390
Oh...
556
00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:25,543
It looks like your little
fling has just shown up.
557
00:52:28,118 --> 00:52:30,200
- Felix! Felix...Felix!
558
00:52:35,788 --> 00:52:37,550
- Let me go, you bastard!
559
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,517
(all three acquaintances
shouting in background)
560
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:47,724
You...Wait a minute! How
many did you say that you...?
561
00:52:47,724 --> 00:52:49,680
- Well, I'm experimenting
a bit at the moment.
562
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,587
Can't really keep count, you know?
563
00:52:54,340 --> 00:52:57,150
- Oh, and where did you say that
564
00:52:57,150 --> 00:52:59,859
you met all of these new...friends?
565
00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:07,140
They were running from your apartment.
566
00:53:12,761 --> 00:53:15,944
- Felix, wait a second!
- Baby, wait!
567
00:53:15,944 --> 00:53:18,454
- Felix, Felix!
568
00:53:33,990 --> 00:53:35,910
- Hello, my name is Felix Blythe.
569
00:53:35,910 --> 00:53:37,510
Professor Jones is expecting me.
570
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,260
- [Professor Jones] Has the
young gentleman arrived?
571
00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:51,560
We talked on the phone.
572
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,160
Thank you very much for receiving
me on such short notice.
573
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,990
You remember? It's about the curse.
574
00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:58,710
- No! No cursing around my house!
575
00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:02,120
- Oh, come on, darling!
We're talking cults here.
576
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,640
- Welcome, my friend.
577
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,450
You see, I don't have
many visitors anymore.
578
00:55:10,450 --> 00:55:14,090
Your case just seems fascinating to me.
579
00:55:14,090 --> 00:55:16,980
Come on, I'll show you something.
580
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,860
I've done a little research. Based on
581
00:55:19,860 --> 00:55:22,363
the information you've given me
582
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,860
we find a curse of your kind mentioned
583
00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:30,400
in many different cultures,
584
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,750
as early as 5000 years ago.
585
00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:37,450
You see, already the Sumerians
complained
586
00:55:37,450 --> 00:55:39,790
about the difficult nature of the female
587
00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:44,790
and the, therefore, complicated
road to procreation.
588
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:51,400
Legend has it that Uruk, the Smart,
589
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,410
a local businessman of
a south Sumerian tribe
590
00:55:56,410 --> 00:56:00,200
who was in charge of distributing
agricultural products,
591
00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:06,170
got so frustrated with the
famously beautiful Ashihara
592
00:56:06,373 --> 00:56:08,680
and her negative attitude towards
593
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,670
uncomplicated sexual encounters,
594
00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:17,562
that he went to his spiritual
advisor Saki for help.
595
00:56:28,580 --> 00:56:30,710
When confronted with the idea
596
00:56:30,710 --> 00:56:33,690
of equipping Uruk with a magic spell
597
00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:37,190
that would enable him
to have physical access
598
00:56:37,190 --> 00:56:42,190
to any Sumerian lady at
the time of his choosing,
599
00:56:42,230 --> 00:56:46,570
the spiritual advisor felt ambivalent.
600
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:50,370
While being able to relate to the
problem,
601
00:56:50,370 --> 00:56:54,640
Saki warned that the power
that comes from the origin
602
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:59,640
of the world must never be
released in its entirety
603
00:56:59,647 --> 00:57:03,123
or mankind was doomed!
604
00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:07,700
One half of nature, he went on to
explain,
605
00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:11,040
was to hold the balance by resisting,
606
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:15,040
thereby ensuring the constant
development
607
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,953
of the strength of the other half.
608
00:57:18,487 --> 00:57:21,125
Although later scientists concluded that
609
00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:26,125
this euphemistic approach to
human relations in general
610
00:57:27,376 --> 00:57:30,710
and the complicated arousal process
611
00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:33,518
of a female in particular
612
00:57:33,518 --> 00:57:38,330
was based on Saki's
lack of amerous success,
613
00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:43,321
the principle of the duality of nature
614
00:57:43,321 --> 00:57:48,321
was supported by great
parts of Sumerian society.
615
00:57:49,830 --> 00:57:52,760
When Uruk insisted that
the fate of the world
616
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,350
was of lesser importance
than his personal success
617
00:57:56,350 --> 00:58:01,350
with women, Saki relented
and prayed to Osku for help.
618
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,460
That night, in his sleep,
619
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:11,072
he was given a mysterious physical
ritual
620
00:58:11,072 --> 00:58:15,820
involving the right
hand moving up and down
621
00:58:15,820 --> 00:58:20,817
in front of one's face
and a magic sentence.
622
00:58:28,510 --> 00:58:31,780
The next day he showed the ritual to
Uruk,
623
00:58:31,780 --> 00:58:34,793
told him the magic words to go with it
624
00:58:36,352 --> 00:58:37,633
𒀀𒃽𒇗𒂸 𒎍 𒍭
625
00:58:37,633 --> 00:58:39,284
𒀀𒃽𒇗𒂸 𒎍 𒍭,
626
00:58:39,284 --> 00:58:41,850
warned him to use it unwisely
627
00:58:41,850 --> 00:58:45,680
and, should he become bereft
of his physical powers,
628
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,810
to pass it on to somebody else -
629
00:58:48,810 --> 00:58:51,403
the same way he had acquired it.
630
00:58:57,481 --> 00:59:01,040
Uruk is believed to have
died of a heart attack
631
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,290
after a long and fierce alimony battle
632
00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:07,603
over his last 14 children with Ashihara.
633
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:16,280
Over the course of the next 5000 years
634
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:19,240
this legend showed up in many different
635
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,016
cultures all over the world.
636
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:25,870
Famous people identified
as potential bearers
637
00:59:25,870 --> 00:59:30,870
of the curse were Casanova,
Don Juan and The Beatles.
638
00:59:31,690 --> 00:59:34,910
Though nothing could ever be verified
639
00:59:34,910 --> 00:59:37,120
beyond reasonable doubt.
640
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,200
- Wow, so at least I'm
following a long tradition.
641
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,500
Well, Professor, thank you
very much for your help.
642
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,980
I've already taken up enough
of your precious time.
643
00:59:45,980 --> 00:59:46,813
- Don't mention it.
644
01:00:07,918 --> 01:00:09,720
This can only be the beginning.
645
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:14,410
We must organise seminars
in every town, every country
646
01:00:14,410 --> 01:00:16,843
and on every continent in the world!
647
01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:23,063
- That's included, you idiot.
648
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,280
- Oh, you...you mean,
they don't have to pay?
649
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:28,800
- No! When I'm talking
about every country,
650
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,640
then every province is included
651
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,400
and when I'm talking
about every continent,
652
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,531
then every country is incl...
653
01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:38,938
(Felix's frantic female
followers follow Felix)
654
01:00:42,107 --> 01:00:45,011
That's a completely new concept!
655
01:00:45,011 --> 01:00:48,260
- Bu...but that's the guy from our show.
656
01:00:54,296 --> 01:00:56,060
to make look stupid.
657
01:00:56,060 --> 01:00:58,338
- Oh, that guy.
658
01:00:58,338 --> 01:01:00,579
He must have learned something then.
659
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,204
Do you think he got all
of that from our seminar?
660
01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:09,614
- No, of course not!
661
01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:20,824
Boss!
662
01:01:24,067 --> 01:01:26,120
I'm so sorry!
663
01:01:54,575 --> 01:01:56,225
- Hi, cowboy!
664
01:01:56,225 --> 01:01:58,500
I hear you're getting
mighty popular around here.
665
01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:00,400
- Well, I try my best.
666
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,360
I'm just a bit stressed out lately.
667
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,195
Too much work, you know.
668
01:02:04,195 --> 01:02:05,840
- That's not what I'm hearing.
669
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,530
They say you're the new ladies man
670
01:02:07,530 --> 01:02:10,667
that gets all the juices flowing.
671
01:02:11,536 --> 01:02:13,280
So you better listen up boy,
672
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,780
'cause it's not working with me.
673
01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:17,209
I'm all dried up on you. You
couldn't squeeze it in there
674
01:02:17,209 --> 01:02:19,737
if you had put it in milk before.
675
01:02:31,260 --> 01:02:34,435
- So, is there anything else you need?
676
01:02:34,435 --> 01:02:38,245
- I need you. Ah, I need you!
677
01:02:38,245 --> 01:02:42,531
I need you to go to Ron's
office. He wants to talk to ya.
678
01:02:43,790 --> 01:02:44,623
Mm.
679
01:02:46,550 --> 01:02:48,970
Ooh, nice.
680
01:02:48,970 --> 01:02:52,336
Nice talking to you Felix.
681
01:02:52,336 --> 01:02:54,528
We should really do this more often.
682
01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:09,250
Good to see you.
683
01:03:09,250 --> 01:03:12,880
Very good to see you. How are you?
684
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:14,236
- [Felix] I'm okay.
685
01:03:14,236 --> 01:03:17,347
- But it's
more than that, isn't it?
686
01:03:17,347 --> 01:03:21,080
You're doing absolutely great.
687
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:26,080
I mean, look at you! You're
the talk of the town.
688
01:03:26,164 --> 01:03:31,164
Your touch with the ladies
just seems to be special -
689
01:03:32,030 --> 01:03:33,893
really special!
690
01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:39,240
Actually, I think I might
have underestimated you
691
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:41,540
in that respect a bit.
692
01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:44,120
I know you've been a good
sport with the jokes and all
693
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,870
but this really surprises me.
694
01:03:50,670 --> 01:03:53,840
Anyway, since you've obviously developed
695
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,946
quite a bit of charisma lately,
696
01:03:56,946 --> 01:04:00,175
I think we need to look at your
position.
697
01:04:05,501 --> 01:04:08,212
We always have advanced positions for
guys
698
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,730
who have a hand with the ladies.
699
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,467
- Well, I don't know. I'm
a little tired lately and
700
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,116
I don't know if I could...
701
01:04:18,116 --> 01:04:19,691
- Sure you can!
702
01:04:21,707 --> 01:04:24,472
A certain someone that I
know is very special to you
703
01:04:24,472 --> 01:04:27,160
will be here any minute
704
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:30,490
and then we're gonna talk
about your future, my friend,
705
01:04:30,490 --> 01:04:34,600
because with your talent and my ideas,
706
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,190
we could really go places.
707
01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:41,620
But first I gotta show you something.
708
01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:43,319
This is really cool.
709
01:04:52,090 --> 01:04:53,180
- [Felix] What's that for?
710
01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:58,121
- Well, hop in for a second and
you'll understand...partner!
711
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:11,963
Good, now just put your hand
up through that hole there.
712
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:17,803
There you go.
713
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,810
It adds a special
stimulation that never fails.
714
01:05:26,810 --> 01:05:28,923
Satisfaction guaranteed!
715
01:05:31,730 --> 01:05:34,970
And it was actually
constructed with you in mind
716
01:05:34,970 --> 01:05:37,291
to better channel your talents.
717
01:05:40,644 --> 01:05:42,430
F...Get me the fuck out of here!
718
01:05:42,430 --> 01:05:44,880
- [Ron] You said you needed a rest.
719
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:45,900
- Open the fucking board!
720
01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:49,120
- [Ron] Relax! If you wanna make the
most
721
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:52,770
out of your talent, you
need to learn how to focus.
722
01:05:52,770 --> 01:05:54,994
- Ron, I know you're a
bit of a joker and all
723
01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:57,330
but th...this is really not nice!
724
01:05:57,330 --> 01:05:58,239
I...
725
01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:05,370
If you even think about making a sound,
726
01:06:05,370 --> 01:06:06,820
you can forget about your job
727
01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:10,810
and now relax, buddy.
728
01:06:10,810 --> 01:06:12,563
You said you like experiments.
729
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,015
Come in.
730
01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:22,080
- Be careful, you're going
down a very slippery road.
731
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,890
- Oh, well. Maybe I like
it a little slippery.
732
01:06:24,890 --> 01:06:28,660
- Please, cut it out or you will slip,
733
01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:31,200
fall and never get up again.
734
01:06:33,830 --> 01:06:38,150
So, the campaign? What about the poster?
735
01:06:38,150 --> 01:06:40,107
- Right, well...
736
01:06:43,310 --> 01:06:45,700
It so happens that we have
737
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:49,120
an image for you.
738
01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:52,633
This is our first attempt.
What do you think?
739
01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:59,810
- Hmm, well it's a little basic
740
01:06:59,810 --> 01:07:02,385
but I'm sure Jamie will like it.
741
01:07:04,252 --> 01:07:06,860
and well, what about you?
742
01:07:09,124 --> 01:07:10,541
What do you like?
743
01:07:13,454 --> 01:07:15,643
Do you like if I touch you?
744
01:07:18,465 --> 01:07:20,015
Hm, you do!
745
01:07:26,951 --> 01:07:28,118
That's better.
746
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,673
- [Sarah] Oh yes!
747
01:08:11,841 --> 01:08:15,982
(recreational procreation
sounds in background)
748
01:08:25,492 --> 01:08:29,490
♪ All alone in my bedroom ♪
749
01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:32,713
♪ I think about a place, ♪
750
01:08:32,713 --> 01:08:37,272
♪ Where you are close to me. ♪
751
01:08:37,272 --> 01:08:41,711
♪ All filled up with endless gloom ♪
752
01:08:41,711 --> 01:08:44,743
♪ My soul rests on a face, ♪
753
01:08:44,743 --> 01:08:49,743
♪ That I can never see. ♪
754
01:08:52,263 --> 01:08:56,492
♪ Haunting glimpses soon desolve ♪
755
01:08:56,492 --> 01:08:59,561
♪ And leave my mind so bare. ♪
756
01:08:59,561 --> 01:09:03,943
♪ The gap cannot be filled. ♪
757
01:09:03,943 --> 01:09:08,041
♪ You my heart wants to involve ♪
758
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:10,953
♪ But since you are nowhere ♪
759
01:09:10,953 --> 01:09:15,953
♪ The thirst cannot be stilled. ♪
760
01:09:18,313 --> 01:09:22,500
"♪ You detract the ""I"" from me ♪"
761
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:25,331
♪ To take it in your sea. ♪
762
01:09:25,331 --> 01:09:30,331
♪ Without you I can't be. ♪
763
01:09:51,972 --> 01:09:56,372
♪ A second slowly bends its head ♪
764
01:09:56,372 --> 01:09:59,623
♪ To make the minute last, ♪
765
01:09:59,623 --> 01:10:04,055
♪ That witnesses my pain. ♪
766
01:10:04,055 --> 01:10:08,479
♪ The flow of time seems almost dead.
♪
767
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,401
♪ I know it won't be fast ♪
768
01:10:11,401 --> 01:10:16,401
♪ Till I see you again. ♪
769
01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:22,712
♪ You are everything I see! ♪
770
01:10:22,712 --> 01:10:25,792
♪ Without you I'm not me. ♪
771
01:10:25,792 --> 01:10:27,281
♪ Without you I can't be! ♪
772
01:10:27,281 --> 01:10:31,040
"♪ You detract the ""I"" from me ♪"
773
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,752
♪ To take it in your sea. ♪
774
01:10:33,752 --> 01:10:35,372
♪ Without you I can't be! ♪
775
01:10:35,372 --> 01:10:39,143
♪ You complete eternity. ♪
776
01:10:39,143 --> 01:10:41,820
♪ You share your soul with me. ♪
777
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:46,144
♪ Without you I can't be! ♪
778
01:10:57,940 --> 01:11:00,380
- Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.
779
01:11:00,380 --> 01:11:02,580
A formerly unknown advertising agent
780
01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:04,610
by the name of Felix Blythe
781
01:11:04,610 --> 01:11:06,540
has made the headlines today,
782
01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:09,400
because he was frequently
seen all over town
783
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,810
running away from a group
of infatuated women.
784
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:15,760
Because of his profession,
different media analysts
785
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,100
have commented that this might be linked
786
01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:20,420
to a campaign of some sorts,
787
01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:23,640
but Surrey's International,
the agency the young man
788
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:27,170
is working for, has denied any
connection,
789
01:11:27,170 --> 01:11:30,320
although a representative
uttered a statement
790
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,180
saying that they will utter a statement
791
01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:35,940
when and if anything will have to be
792
01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:38,460
stated or uttered at all.
793
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:41,310
Of course, we are watching
this development for you.
794
01:11:41,310 --> 01:11:43,318
Henry Clowell has the latest.
795
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,330
- Tim, I'm waiting here
in the beautiful West Park
796
01:11:47,330 --> 01:11:50,230
of the city where Felix
Blythe, the media phenomenon,
797
01:11:50,230 --> 01:11:52,520
is said to pass by on a regular basis.
798
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:54,120
It's all quiet right now but I can still
799
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,560
see remnants of last night's events
800
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,080
when, as one of our secret
sources has revealed,
801
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:02,330
a Roman orgy must have been taking
place.
802
01:12:02,330 --> 01:12:04,123
Well, let's see.
803
01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:10,104
Here are some pieces of clothing.
804
01:12:10,104 --> 01:12:12,350
(Felix's frantic female
followers follow Felix)
805
01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:14,225
Oh, I think they're coming.
806
01:12:14,225 --> 01:12:19,223
(Felix's frantic female
follower's fawning)
807
01:12:21,230 --> 01:12:24,370
- Geez, look at this!
That is one lucky bastard
808
01:12:25,530 --> 01:12:26,893
and he's so fast.
809
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,090
- He's used to that by now.
810
01:12:30,090 --> 01:12:30,923
- What's that?
811
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,210
- He's become quite fast,
812
01:12:34,210 --> 01:12:36,375
that's 'cause he's got a lot of
exercise.
813
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,511
I think I know him.
814
01:12:40,511 --> 01:12:42,070
His face looks familiar.
815
01:12:51,370 --> 01:12:52,203
- [Jamie] Why?
816
01:12:52,203 --> 01:12:53,470
- 'Cause they're after him.
817
01:12:53,470 --> 01:12:57,670
- Sure, but why doesn't he just enjoy?
818
01:12:57,670 --> 01:13:00,512
- Oh, he has but now
he's a little used up.
819
01:13:00,512 --> 01:13:02,333
Doesn't have that much anymore.
820
01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:05,060
- You mean,
he's running out of...
821
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,030
Anyway, if you're interested
in the guy, you're set
822
01:13:11,030 --> 01:13:14,768
'cause Ron's already on him
investigating everything.
823
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,540
The thing with Felix, you
don't think there's anything
824
01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:23,540
special at first but when he
touches ya, something happens,
825
01:13:24,449 --> 01:13:29,449
an explosion, eruption, so
massive and unbelievable!
826
01:13:30,316 --> 01:13:33,064
Well anyway, get me Ron!
827
01:13:34,220 --> 01:13:35,978
I'll need this runner.
828
01:13:35,978 --> 01:13:39,647
He will lead the chick
vote my way.
829
01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:43,270
- I'm gonna try to catch up with him,
830
01:13:43,270 --> 01:13:45,000
maybe I can get an interview.
831
01:13:47,730 --> 01:13:49,527
- That's Felix!
832
01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:53,540
He was so calm when he was here.
833
01:13:53,540 --> 01:13:56,353
He's changed so much since he's been
gone.
834
01:13:56,353 --> 01:13:57,650
- Excuse me, sir.
835
01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:03,810
- It's 'cause they like me
in a certain physical way.
836
01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:05,610
That's somewhat hard to explain.
837
01:14:05,610 --> 01:14:07,900
I just wanna state that I
can't be held responsible
838
01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:09,970
or at least not solely responsible.
839
01:14:09,970 --> 01:14:12,190
You see, I didn't ask for any of this.
840
01:14:12,190 --> 01:14:14,113
Well, not in so many words.
841
01:14:14,113 --> 01:14:15,520
Okay, I might have wished
for something to change
842
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:18,360
but I never expected anything like this.
843
01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:19,470
- Okay, one more question, sir.
844
01:14:19,470 --> 01:14:21,040
- No, gotta run!
845
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,572
- Okay, but maybe you, young lady.
846
01:14:22,572 --> 01:14:23,500
- [young woman] Yah.
847
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:25,970
- So, how long have you been
involved in this enterprise?
848
01:14:28,469 --> 01:14:29,987
- What's this all about?
849
01:14:29,987 --> 01:14:32,472
- It's just so nice when he touches you.
850
01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:37,487
- I don't know. I just heard it's
special
851
01:14:37,487 --> 01:14:39,500
and all my friends are here as well.
852
01:14:40,830 --> 01:14:45,830
- Well, Tim, I think we're
just...just running out of time.
853
01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:49,910
- No, actually we are not, Henry.
854
01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:52,070
Can you maybe try to speak to someone
855
01:14:52,070 --> 01:14:53,820
who has had contact to him?
856
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,440
- He doesn't.
857
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:03,020
They just follow him anyway.
858
01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:05,520
- And how would you know, Sarita?
859
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,350
He didn't do anything
to MAKE them follow him.
860
01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:11,537
They WANT to follow!
861
01:15:11,537 --> 01:15:14,231
- And why is that, I wonder?
862
01:15:14,231 --> 01:15:17,112
- Maybe he's got healing hands?
863
01:15:18,710 --> 01:15:21,020
What are you trying to say?
864
01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:24,172
- Well, it's...
865
01:15:24,172 --> 01:15:26,040
He touches women.
866
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,378
- Thou shall not touch!
867
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,610
- Elena, have you been
following these people?
868
01:15:33,610 --> 01:15:35,120
You know they're not pure in heart,
869
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,890
just stay away from them.
870
01:15:37,890 --> 01:15:40,030
Did you enter their sphere?
871
01:15:40,030 --> 01:15:42,923
- No, I was far away.
872
01:15:46,596 --> 01:15:47,913
- No!
873
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,461
Sarita?
874
01:15:53,867 --> 01:15:55,767
Sarita?
875
01:16:25,610 --> 01:16:28,344
- What if he's really someone else?
876
01:16:45,350 --> 01:16:46,183
- Yes!
877
01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:51,118
Because right now, you
don't see the light.
878
01:16:51,118 --> 01:16:52,453
You live in darkness
879
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:58,060
and he who does not see, must feel!
880
01:17:11,289 --> 01:17:14,180
(Felix's frantic female
followers flaunting)
881
01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:17,750
- So, and as Felix's
frantic female followers
882
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:21,253
have dispersed a bit, it's time
to analyze this phenomenon.
883
01:17:22,490 --> 01:17:26,760
Sir, sir! As an avid
connoisseur of media sensations,
884
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,984
what's your perception?
885
01:17:27,984 --> 01:17:29,444
- [Follower] He's sitting on that bench.
886
01:17:29,444 --> 01:17:30,635
- Please, sir.
887
01:17:30,635 --> 01:17:31,543
Sir!
888
01:17:31,543 --> 01:17:33,527
The public has a right to know.
889
01:17:42,410 --> 01:17:45,245
And as we continue our broadcast...
890
01:18:02,150 --> 01:18:04,544
He just won't accept anything more
modern.
891
01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:08,014
Nothing light and fun!
892
01:18:08,014 --> 01:18:11,469
He always wants to fight some evil
forces
893
01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:14,902
or cleanse our hearts and souls!
894
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:19,520
Where is the attraction?
Where is the MAGIC?
895
01:18:22,283 --> 01:18:24,008
(Felix's frantic female followers flock
896
01:18:26,230 --> 01:18:28,232
That's Felix!
897
01:18:28,232 --> 01:18:29,065
What the...?
898
01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:31,705
It's turned into an epidemic...
899
01:18:33,158 --> 01:18:34,945
and he's running away from it.
900
01:18:35,940 --> 01:18:38,850
Ah, that poor bastard
wouldn't know his destiny
901
01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:40,882
if it slapped him in the face.
902
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:42,868
What a waste!
903
01:18:44,460 --> 01:18:47,750
I will see to it that this strange gift
904
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:50,770
finds a more deserved bearer.
905
01:18:58,375 --> 01:19:00,915
- That's him! He's still at it.
906
01:19:02,045 --> 01:19:04,429
(Felix's frantic female
followers flabbergast)
907
01:19:07,857 --> 01:19:09,910
- Sorry, sorry, ma'am.
I just want to ask YOU
908
01:19:09,910 --> 01:19:11,338
what this is all about.
909
01:19:11,338 --> 01:19:13,367
- It's about him and
what he does to women.
910
01:19:13,367 --> 01:19:15,402
- Well, what is it exactly
that he does to them?
911
01:19:15,402 --> 01:19:17,323
- He lets us live! He makes us feel!
912
01:19:17,323 --> 01:19:20,510
He makes us see the light!
913
01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:24,967
How come you didn't see that?
914
01:19:24,967 --> 01:19:26,820
- Well, he was our idiot.
915
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:29,553
- No, YOU are our idiot!
916
01:19:29,553 --> 01:19:32,761
He's really going for it now.
917
01:19:32,761 --> 01:19:34,686
I put him down in the show.
918
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:37,800
That must have helped
him build up self esteem!
919
01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,130
Remember when I put you down?
920
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:43,710
- Last year, when your avalanche
921
01:19:43,710 --> 01:19:46,330
of stupidity ruined my seminar!
922
01:19:47,163 --> 01:19:48,470
- Ah, shut up!
923
01:19:48,470 --> 01:19:51,110
I'm speaking metaphorically here.
924
01:19:51,110 --> 01:19:53,338
I don't have to give any examples.
925
01:19:53,338 --> 01:19:56,521
Everybody knows about your
constant mistakes anyway.
926
01:19:57,780 --> 01:20:00,270
What did it feel like when I told you
off
927
01:20:00,270 --> 01:20:02,211
in front of the whole audience?
928
01:20:06,616 --> 01:20:08,610
- It motivated you!
929
01:20:08,610 --> 01:20:11,423
You messed up a little less afterwards.
930
01:20:11,423 --> 01:20:14,770
So, what happens when you put people
down?
931
01:20:14,770 --> 01:20:15,603
- [Sidekick] They feel...
932
01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:17,269
- [Sidekick] They feel just...
933
01:20:19,053 --> 01:20:22,794
It's pure physics! You put
pressure on their heads
934
01:20:22,794 --> 01:20:24,953
and then they jump back higher and
higher.
935
01:20:27,393 --> 01:20:29,798
- Well, Tim. It seems to be
about life, feelings and light.
936
01:20:29,798 --> 01:20:32,317
- I'm gotta get him and
then I squeeze it out of him
937
01:20:32,317 --> 01:20:35,170
and then I have it and
I intend to keep it.
938
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,923
- From within! Deep deep within!
939
01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:46,497
- Yes of course, I'm just
so thrilled to be able
940
01:20:46,497 --> 01:20:48,850
to report to you that a
new light has been detected
941
01:20:48,850 --> 01:20:52,240
that only a few men are
able to see or to produce.
942
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:55,307
Tim, I can't wait to tell
my wife when I get home.
943
01:20:58,570 --> 01:21:00,990
Oh, Honey, wait. Wait!
944
01:21:02,030 --> 01:21:05,452
- This time, we have to plan
everything thoroughly...
945
01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:09,080
So I better do it myself.
946
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:10,277
It's important!
947
01:21:11,126 --> 01:21:15,650
Do you remember what I always
do when I'm planning anything?
948
01:21:16,930 --> 01:21:20,440
You overlook everything,
and you oversee nothing.
949
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:22,392
- Exactly, I over...
950
01:21:24,381 --> 01:21:25,306
You idiot!
951
01:21:27,290 --> 01:21:31,720
- Well, thank you very much
Henry and good luck...at home.
952
01:21:32,630 --> 01:21:34,860
And now to our next topic:
953
01:21:34,860 --> 01:21:36,860
Candidate for Governor James Walker
954
01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:39,750
is linked to the infamous
Sisters of Light cult
955
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:41,610
through his wife Sarah,
956
01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:43,510
who, an informant has told us,
957
01:21:43,510 --> 01:21:47,100
secretly holds a high
position in the cult.
958
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:51,000
Surrey's International,
responsible for Walker's campaign,
959
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:53,330
did not comment directly
960
01:21:53,330 --> 01:21:56,640
but their spokesperson and
junior campaign organizer
961
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:59,810
Ron Wentworth said on a more general
note
962
01:21:59,810 --> 01:22:01,810
that Walker was a firm believer
963
01:22:01,810 --> 01:22:04,950
in religious freedom
and cultural diversity
964
01:22:04,950 --> 01:22:07,150
and that everybody was presumed innocent
965
01:22:07,150 --> 01:22:09,510
until proven guilty.
966
01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:12,487
Although he hadn't done
anything and quote:
967
01:22:12,487 --> 01:22:14,900
"Of course, our next Governor Walker
968
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:18,370
follows a zero tolerance policy on crime
969
01:22:18,370 --> 01:22:21,622
and, moreover, strongly
denies any professional
970
01:22:21,622 --> 01:22:24,255
or private relations to his wife."
971
01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:43,198
- Okay, hi then.
972
01:22:48,650 --> 01:22:50,817
- Not many women around here, right?
973
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,525
- Doesn't look like it.
974
01:22:56,330 --> 01:22:58,070
- Well, and even if there were,
975
01:22:58,070 --> 01:23:00,190
it probably wouldn't be
easy to talk to them.
976
01:23:00,190 --> 01:23:01,140
- Look, I...
977
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,929
- Good for you, my friend,
but I really don't...
978
01:23:09,929 --> 01:23:11,886
- I'm willing to share my secret with
you.
979
01:23:13,430 --> 01:23:16,480
- Ah, just get the fuck
away from me, you loony!
980
01:23:34,450 --> 01:23:36,060
- Nice bar, hmm?
981
01:23:36,060 --> 01:23:38,094
- [Patron] Can't say it wasn't.
982
01:23:43,780 --> 01:23:45,760
- Oh yeah, when?
983
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:48,003
- About 1975!
984
01:23:52,620 --> 01:23:55,978
- That was a good year for me, 1975.
985
01:23:56,850 --> 01:23:59,020
- 1975?
986
01:23:59,020 --> 01:24:01,300
Warm summer that year?
987
01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,550
- No, not particularly.
988
01:24:03,550 --> 01:24:07,113
It just all fell into its right
place for once in my life.
989
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:15,659
- Waiter, just get this man
a double whiskey, please.
990
01:24:15,659 --> 01:24:17,660
- [Waiter] Sure mate.
991
01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:19,243
- Appreciate it, son.
992
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:49,938
- Sorry man, this is
not what I do. Come on!
993
01:24:54,698 --> 01:24:56,285
- What's he doing?
994
01:24:56,285 --> 01:24:58,207
There are no women around.
995
01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:02,786
But why?
996
01:25:04,530 --> 01:25:07,320
Do you hear that strange music?
997
01:25:08,870 --> 01:25:10,514
Why?
998
01:25:10,514 --> 01:25:12,686
- It sounds like they're mocking
someone.
999
01:25:13,519 --> 01:25:14,361
- Yes, through the music.
1000
01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:17,342
- Shut up, you're not aware.
1001
01:25:17,342 --> 01:25:21,250
There's something
happening on another level.
1002
01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:25,537
would you go for it?
1003
01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:27,167
(Felix's frantic female
followers fandangoing)
1004
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:28,833
Sure man!
1005
01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,390
- [Felix] Let's just do
this little game, okay?
1006
01:25:30,390 --> 01:25:31,290
Bear with me for a second.
1007
01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:32,780
- Okay, whatever you say.
1008
01:25:34,327 --> 01:25:35,730
- But wait a minute, you said I could
have
1009
01:25:35,730 --> 01:25:37,399
ALL the women I want.
1010
01:25:45,777 --> 01:25:47,067
One after another!
1011
01:25:47,067 --> 01:25:49,970
- Oh, Felix!
1012
01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:51,050
- [Felix] Sure, but you have to...
1013
01:25:51,050 --> 01:25:53,737
- That means, I can also have
some of them at the same time!
1014
01:25:57,270 --> 01:25:58,103
this little routine.
1015
01:26:03,090 --> 01:26:05,060
You are crazy, man, this is crazy.
1016
01:26:05,060 --> 01:26:06,887
This is absolutely crazy.
I like you, I really do.
1017
01:26:09,410 --> 01:26:11,426
in the world might also cause trouble.
1018
01:26:15,113 --> 01:26:15,946
- Because that's not true.
1019
01:26:15,946 --> 01:26:16,826
- That's just the game!
1020
01:26:16,826 --> 01:26:18,110
- [Another Young Guy]
Well, I guess I might not
1021
01:26:18,110 --> 01:26:19,470
like this game too much anymore, man.
1022
01:26:19,470 --> 01:26:22,050
- No please, hang in
there! I have it, you know?
1023
01:26:28,567 --> 01:26:29,420
- [Another Young Guy] No, you don't!
1024
01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:30,750
- Let's just say that I do
1025
01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:32,055
and that I am willing to give it to you.
1026
01:26:32,055 --> 01:26:32,970
- [Another Young Guy] But
who in their right mind
1027
01:26:32,970 --> 01:26:33,804
would ever give that away?
1028
01:26:36,307 --> 01:26:37,838
- Well, let's just say that I'm not!
1029
01:26:37,838 --> 01:26:38,671
- [Another Young Guy] You're not what?
1030
01:26:39,934 --> 01:26:40,775
- [Another Young Guy] Well,
that's for sure, mate.
1031
01:26:40,775 --> 01:26:42,946
- Dance, just dance! Do the dance!
1032
01:26:45,490 --> 01:26:47,020
And if you want it, you gotta say...
1033
01:26:48,830 --> 01:26:50,030
- No!
1034
01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:51,357
Give it to me!
1035
01:26:51,357 --> 01:26:52,200
- [Another Young Guy] What?
1036
01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:54,237
"- [Felix] You gotta say: ""Give it to
me""!"
1037
01:26:57,775 --> 01:26:59,226
Give it to me! Give it to me!
1038
01:26:59,226 --> 01:27:00,687
- Now, what is he up to?
1039
01:27:00,687 --> 01:27:02,937
- I think he's defending his territory.
1040
01:27:02,937 --> 01:27:04,640
This strange little dance reminds me
1041
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,626
of something from way back when
1042
01:27:06,626 --> 01:27:08,700
but I can't put my hand on it.
1043
01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:09,810
- Your finger, sir.
1044
01:27:18,784 --> 01:27:22,340
- Come on, give it to me,
give it to me, come on.
1045
01:27:22,340 --> 01:27:24,025
Give it...Give it to me.
1046
01:27:24,025 --> 01:27:25,350
Give it to me!
1047
01:27:25,350 --> 01:27:27,094
C'mon, give it to me.
1048
01:27:27,094 --> 01:27:27,968
Give it to me.
1049
01:27:27,968 --> 01:27:29,279
Give it to me.
1050
01:27:29,279 --> 01:27:30,970
Give it to me.
1051
01:27:38,976 --> 01:27:40,060
- [Jamie] Where have you been?
1052
01:27:40,060 --> 01:27:41,860
You oughta be working!
1053
01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:44,520
- Oh, I am. I am.
1054
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:48,550
I have come up with something
very, very interesting.
1055
01:27:49,580 --> 01:27:53,490
My investigation team has found a way
1056
01:27:53,490 --> 01:27:57,460
to directly enhance the
attractiveness of a candidate.
1057
01:27:57,460 --> 01:27:59,630
- Cut the bullshit, Ron!
I know what this is about.
1058
01:27:59,630 --> 01:28:02,660
The crazy guy who's got the
chicks on his ass works for you.
1059
01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:05,565
- Yeah, well, we're in the
process of discovering...
1060
01:28:05,565 --> 01:28:07,610
- Get him now!
1061
01:28:07,610 --> 01:28:11,670
- Oh, so you want him to work for you?
1062
01:28:11,670 --> 01:28:14,740
- No, I want what he has to work for me,
1063
01:28:14,740 --> 01:28:16,556
just like it did for him.
1064
01:28:18,571 --> 01:28:23,424
- Well, I think we should be
able to come to an agreement.
1065
01:28:23,424 --> 01:28:25,470
Ah...I'll tell you what I've discovered.
1066
01:28:25,470 --> 01:28:27,402
You may consider it a little strange.
1067
01:28:27,402 --> 01:28:28,637
- Ah, I don't care!
1068
01:28:30,470 --> 01:28:31,997
What do I have to do?
1069
01:28:32,930 --> 01:28:34,291
- It's something with the hands.
1070
01:28:36,410 --> 01:28:37,243
It goes...
1071
01:28:46,570 --> 01:28:50,050
Well, by the way, you gotta
do something about my wife.
1072
01:28:50,050 --> 01:28:53,235
This little choir group of hers
is getting way out of hand.
1073
01:28:53,235 --> 01:28:55,920
- Oh yeah, well, Mister
Walker, I certainly understand
1074
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,600
why you're worried about it, ah...
1075
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:59,710
but that caught us completely off guard.
1076
01:28:59,710 --> 01:29:01,400
We didn't know about any of the stuff
1077
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,849
that your wife was into.
1078
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:06,760
- Well, since she's not into me anymore
1079
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:11,410
or I into her or in her
or around her that much,
1080
01:29:11,410 --> 01:29:13,600
I've kinda lost track of these things.
1081
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:15,381
I am busy, you know!
1082
01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:21,510
She's always had that spiritual side
1083
01:29:21,510 --> 01:29:24,162
and now it has turned into a cult.
1084
01:29:25,940 --> 01:29:29,803
So, what are we going to do about it?
1085
01:29:32,594 --> 01:29:33,660
- I, ah...
1086
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,840
I need to think this through
1087
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:38,450
but I'll come up with something.
1088
01:29:38,450 --> 01:29:40,470
- Yeah, something!
1089
01:29:40,470 --> 01:29:42,002
It'd better be good this time.
1090
01:29:43,370 --> 01:29:45,908
I want her out!
1091
01:30:10,757 --> 01:30:12,372
This is not working.
1092
01:30:13,710 --> 01:30:15,713
You've got 24 hours to make it work!
1093
01:30:19,370 --> 01:30:21,730
- Sorry, sorry. I...I should have told
you
1094
01:30:21,730 --> 01:30:24,110
but Walker is so impatient,
1095
01:30:24,110 --> 01:30:27,130
I didn't have a chance to prepare you.
1096
01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:31,400
- Well, I was at the Professor's house
1097
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:32,525
underneath the window.
1098
01:30:32,525 --> 01:30:33,818
- You!
1099
01:30:33,818 --> 01:30:37,760
I only wanted to make sure that
you didn't get into trouble.
1100
01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:40,090
I have a responsibility to my inferiors
1101
01:30:40,090 --> 01:30:42,273
that I don't take lightly, Felix.
1102
01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:51,120
Oh, I get it. You're still
angry about last time.
1103
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,410
Well, see I know that you want her
1104
01:30:54,410 --> 01:30:56,470
and I gave you the opportunity
1105
01:30:56,470 --> 01:30:59,781
for some very intimate moments with her.
1106
01:30:59,781 --> 01:31:01,888
You should be a little more grateful.
1107
01:31:01,888 --> 01:31:03,882
Oh, okay. I understand. Next time
1108
01:31:03,882 --> 01:31:05,680
I'll let you play a more active role.
1109
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:08,380
But you gotta get this
into your head, Felix:
1110
01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:11,020
You may not always like
the way I do things
1111
01:31:11,020 --> 01:31:13,590
but we're in this together, okay?
1112
01:31:13,590 --> 01:31:16,350
Now, I see a very bright future for us,
1113
01:31:16,350 --> 01:31:18,793
but we gotta give Walker what he wants
1114
01:31:18,793 --> 01:31:21,430
because that's the only way that
1115
01:31:21,430 --> 01:31:23,213
you can live with predators.
1116
01:31:25,250 --> 01:31:28,510
So, ah...If you want this to work out
well
1117
01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:30,633
for you and with Sarah...
1118
01:31:32,670 --> 01:31:34,093
then you gotta help me!
1119
01:31:35,530 --> 01:31:36,958
So, look. I'll ah...
1120
01:31:38,620 --> 01:31:40,452
be in touch with you Felix!
1121
01:31:40,452 --> 01:31:43,093
Ah...Trust me! This
is...this is gonna be great!
1122
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:48,363
- Professor!
1123
01:31:49,670 --> 01:31:52,730
Professor! I'm in a terrible dilemma.
1124
01:31:52,730 --> 01:31:54,530
I really need to lose the curse.
1125
01:31:54,530 --> 01:31:56,320
I just can't put up with it any longer
1126
01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:58,670
but the people who want to have
it are planning to abuse it
1127
01:31:58,670 --> 01:32:00,690
to have power and manipulate.
1128
01:32:00,690 --> 01:32:04,395
- Well, what exactly did you want it
for?
1129
01:32:09,173 --> 01:32:10,006
to enjoy...
1130
01:32:10,006 --> 01:32:11,820
a little...
1131
01:32:11,820 --> 01:32:13,020
I'm not bad,
1132
01:32:13,020 --> 01:32:13,886
you know?
1133
01:32:13,886 --> 01:32:15,870
At least not like them
1134
01:32:15,870 --> 01:32:17,508
Please, Professor, you have to help me!
1135
01:32:17,508 --> 01:32:21,051
I was told I must give it to
someone with a pure heart.
1136
01:32:21,051 --> 01:32:24,220
- But that's what I'm here
to talk with you about.
1137
01:32:24,220 --> 01:32:26,880
If you give it to that kind of person,
1138
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:30,333
the curse will continue
the way it always has.
1139
01:32:40,147 --> 01:32:44,320
- So, I can give it to any
bad person that wants it.
1140
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:45,990
I'm free and nobody gets hurt
1141
01:32:45,990 --> 01:32:48,022
because for him, it just won't work?
1142
01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:53,820
- Believe me, he won't get
anywhere he wants to go to.
1143
01:32:56,090 --> 01:32:58,496
- Of course. I'm a professor!
1144
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,638
- Then I gotta go. Thank you, Professor!
1145
01:33:19,350 --> 01:33:22,660
- Forgive me, for I've
failed to see the light.
1146
01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:25,600
- Forgive me, for I've
failed to see the light.
1147
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,150
- [Nevinovat] Forgive me for I've
allowed
1148
01:33:27,150 --> 01:33:29,600
darkness to enter my life.
1149
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:33,030
- Forgive me for I've allowed
darkness to enter my life.
1150
01:33:33,030 --> 01:33:35,070
- [Nevinovat] I will open up wide
1151
01:33:35,070 --> 01:33:36,660
- [Sarita] I will open up wide
1152
01:33:36,660 --> 01:33:39,430
- [Nevinovat] to conceive
the light deep inside.
1153
01:33:39,430 --> 01:33:41,807
- [Sarita] to conceive
the light deep inside.
1154
01:33:53,910 --> 01:33:55,133
- [Sarah] Hi, Felix.
1155
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:00,513
- Hi,
1156
01:34:01,898 --> 01:34:02,731
Sarah.
1157
01:34:04,316 --> 01:34:07,730
Sarah, you have to watch out.
1158
01:34:07,730 --> 01:34:11,910
Your husband and Ron are
planning to get rid of you.
1159
01:34:13,370 --> 01:34:16,290
Oh, that's very sweet of you, darling,
1160
01:34:16,290 --> 01:34:18,640
but don't worry. I've
taken care of everything.
1161
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:22,156
- [Felix] They claim you're
in some type of cult.
1162
01:34:27,877 --> 01:34:30,000
You surprised all of us.
1163
01:34:30,000 --> 01:34:33,313
What is it with you and your touch?
1164
01:34:37,850 --> 01:34:40,517
May I come in the tub with you?
1165
01:34:56,723 --> 01:35:00,157
Touch me a little. I
wanna feel what it's like!
1166
01:35:06,424 --> 01:35:08,735
But be careful, I don't
wanna lose control!
1167
01:35:29,244 --> 01:35:30,769
Oh, you and I...
1168
01:35:33,434 --> 01:35:34,425
could be...
1169
01:35:36,106 --> 01:35:37,506
successful!
1170
01:36:21,203 --> 01:36:25,660
- I am the savior. I bring the light!
1171
01:36:25,660 --> 01:36:29,071
I have always been and I will always be.
1172
01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:32,310
I am fire and water!
1173
01:36:32,310 --> 01:36:33,793
I am...
1174
01:36:38,730 --> 01:36:41,050
Hang on, something is missing.
1175
01:36:42,210 --> 01:36:43,790
- Boss, we need the evil light.
1176
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,050
- The evil light!
1177
01:36:47,050 --> 01:36:49,460
- Oh yeah, you're right.
Evil light from below.
1178
01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:50,638
Evil light, please!
1179
01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:56,540
Where was I?
1180
01:36:56,540 --> 01:36:58,500
Oh yes!
1181
01:36:58,500 --> 01:37:02,048
I am everything and everything is me!
1182
01:37:06,940 --> 01:37:09,023
and sell penis extenders!
1183
01:37:13,950 --> 01:37:18,270
- Well, I gotta have a day
job to keep myself busy
1184
01:37:19,240 --> 01:37:21,633
and, as a savior,
1185
01:37:23,420 --> 01:37:27,530
I need to see to it that I am exposed.
1186
01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:36,183
themselves, who want to find the way.
1187
01:37:37,210 --> 01:37:39,250
- So, that's why you sell penis
extenders?
1188
01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:40,880
- Shut up!
1189
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:41,713
You're not aware!
1190
01:37:42,546 --> 01:37:44,555
- Of anything!
1191
01:37:53,730 --> 01:37:57,948
The only thing you must
know is why you're here.
1192
01:38:00,930 --> 01:38:02,213
You want the curse.
1193
01:38:02,213 --> 01:38:06,301
- I deserve it and it's
only a curse to you.
1194
01:38:08,050 --> 01:38:11,048
To me, it's simply - my destiny!
1195
01:38:14,330 --> 01:38:15,163
- I want it!
1196
01:38:15,996 --> 01:38:16,829
- I need it!
1197
01:38:18,410 --> 01:38:19,968
- Okay, you can have it.
1198
01:38:22,120 --> 01:38:24,230
humans ever had to endure.
1199
01:38:24,230 --> 01:38:26,026
You will face unimagin...ahoua...
1200
01:38:29,198 --> 01:38:30,190
I can have it?
1201
01:38:30,190 --> 01:38:32,290
- Yeah, I'm done with it.
1202
01:38:32,290 --> 01:38:33,870
It was good fun in some ways I guess,
1203
01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:36,290
but I'm onto other things now
1204
01:38:36,290 --> 01:38:38,770
but we need to do a
silly handshake routine.
1205
01:38:47,340 --> 01:38:49,750
- Funny, I didn't see you.
1206
01:38:56,070 --> 01:38:59,025
- Anyway, we need to do this little
dance
1207
01:38:59,025 --> 01:39:00,155
and then you have to say...
1208
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:04,010
Well, I'll show you as we go along.
1209
01:39:04,010 --> 01:39:07,240
- Great, then let's do this
without any further ado!
1210
01:39:07,240 --> 01:39:08,190
- [Nevinovat] Master.
1211
01:39:10,433 --> 01:39:12,011
- Ah, forget about that.
1212
01:39:12,011 --> 01:39:14,403
Let's just get on with
it, this is gonna be cool.
1213
01:39:19,956 --> 01:39:22,320
- Now give him a break. I'm
trying to do some business here.
1214
01:39:22,320 --> 01:39:24,780
Come on now, what do you want?
1215
01:39:24,780 --> 01:39:26,098
- Your villainous accent!
1216
01:39:28,770 --> 01:39:31,520
Oh, damn! I forgot.
1217
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:34,023
Anyway, let's just get this over with.
1218
01:39:47,190 --> 01:39:49,860
- I'm taking what's mine!
1219
01:39:53,175 --> 01:39:55,190
See, with the touch, he's sure to win
1220
01:39:55,190 --> 01:39:59,200
and then you will benefit
greatly, my friend,
1221
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:01,550
'cause then you can use his
money and influence to...
1222
01:40:01,550 --> 01:40:04,530
- No, I need to have it.
1223
01:40:04,530 --> 01:40:06,610
- No, you don't understand.
1224
01:40:06,610 --> 01:40:08,170
As head of a federal state
1225
01:40:08,170 --> 01:40:12,050
Walker would give you everything you
need.
1226
01:40:12,050 --> 01:40:15,000
Just imagine: No taxes,
1227
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:18,940
government grants to develop
the dependency of the people,
1228
01:40:18,940 --> 01:40:20,663
by the people, for the people,
1229
01:40:21,740 --> 01:40:24,840
cultural funding for your cult
1230
01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:28,510
and possibly even access to
weapons of mass destruction.
1231
01:40:28,510 --> 01:40:30,205
- No, it has to be me!
1232
01:40:32,078 --> 01:40:34,908
- I'm the boss, so it must be me.
1233
01:40:36,060 --> 01:40:37,330
you?
1234
01:40:37,330 --> 01:40:39,000
'Cause I need to be followed.
1235
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,920
It says so in the book, so I must have
it.
1236
01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:43,983
It's me, not him. Me! Got it?
1237
01:40:45,852 --> 01:40:48,020
- Tell him, who's me?
1238
01:40:48,020 --> 01:40:49,430
- YOU are me!
1239
01:40:49,430 --> 01:40:51,363
- See, only I am me!
1240
01:40:53,330 --> 01:40:56,210
- Yeah, well you're absolutely right.
1241
01:40:56,210 --> 01:40:59,720
You are a key element of our brand.
1242
01:40:59,720 --> 01:41:01,070
Maybe it's time to...?
1243
01:41:03,928 --> 01:41:04,949
- ...versify.
1244
01:41:09,540 --> 01:41:11,471
Oh, I know what this is about.
1245
01:41:11,471 --> 01:41:14,570
You want to waggle your way
to the top using Walker,
1246
01:41:14,570 --> 01:41:17,690
who probably promised you
some job in his administration
1247
01:41:17,690 --> 01:41:21,943
but before long, you're a
made man and I'm no longer me.
1248
01:41:22,820 --> 01:41:25,070
- This isn't just about you.
1249
01:41:25,070 --> 01:41:27,420
There are other people involved!
1250
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:29,120
What gives YOU the right to...?
1251
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,700
- I have the right for I am ME!
1252
01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:34,190
- No, you're not. HE is you!
1253
01:41:34,190 --> 01:41:35,153
- Shut up, I am.
1254
01:41:38,390 --> 01:41:41,090
I have been me since the beginning of
time
1255
01:41:41,090 --> 01:41:42,740
when the earth was in spring
1256
01:41:42,740 --> 01:41:45,390
and the first bird sang the first song
1257
01:41:45,390 --> 01:41:49,654
and he who casts doubt on
the revelation shall perish!
1258
01:41:55,451 --> 01:41:56,720
Now let's continue!
1259
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:59,120
Do we need any blood for the procedure?
1260
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:01,033
- Please, give it to me!
1261
01:42:02,130 --> 01:42:04,620
- Oh, no. I really can't.
1262
01:42:04,620 --> 01:42:07,307
For all that it's worth, but
maybe I know someone who can.
1263
01:42:07,307 --> 01:42:09,750
- No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
That's part of the ritual.
1264
01:42:09,750 --> 01:42:10,840
You've gotta say it.
1265
01:42:15,260 --> 01:42:16,735
Why am I always disturbed?
1266
01:42:18,700 --> 01:42:19,803
You!
1267
01:42:20,700 --> 01:42:22,600
I know what you want. You can't have it!
1268
01:42:22,600 --> 01:42:24,892
- I get anything I want, whenever I
want.
1269
01:42:29,500 --> 01:42:31,200
- Yes, yes, yes, but not what's mine
1270
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:33,780
and now hush up with you. I'm busy.
1271
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:35,191
- What do you think you're doing?
1272
01:42:37,810 --> 01:42:39,370
- I'm taking what's mine.
1273
01:42:39,370 --> 01:42:42,080
- No you're not! I need to be touched!
1274
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:46,140
I mean...I need the touch! This curse.
1275
01:42:46,140 --> 01:42:51,140
- You may be touched but I'm
going to touch the whole world.
1276
01:43:08,060 --> 01:43:11,173
I won't be controlled by
mere mortals. Off you go!
1277
01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:27,523
Please, give it to me!
1278
01:43:29,860 --> 01:43:30,693
Now let's wrap it up.
1279
01:43:30,693 --> 01:43:33,943
I only have this room for another hour.
1280
01:45:38,700 --> 01:45:41,030
had a surprising twist today
1281
01:45:41,030 --> 01:45:44,660
when a bunch of female
followers turned on their boss.
1282
01:45:44,660 --> 01:45:47,140
They seemed genuinely appalled,
1283
01:45:47,140 --> 01:45:50,640
even disgusted when
they were touched by him
1284
01:45:50,640 --> 01:45:53,420
And so cult leader Sviatoslav Rău
1285
01:45:53,420 --> 01:45:56,709
got a little more than he bargained for.
1286
01:46:02,029 --> 01:46:06,707
♪ He is the hope and the goal! ♪
1287
01:46:06,707 --> 01:46:11,327
♪ He has the key to my soul! ♪
1288
01:46:11,327 --> 01:46:16,078
♪ He knows the way it should be. ♪
1289
01:46:16,078 --> 01:46:21,029
♪ He sees the truth 'cause He's He!
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