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Just in time.

I do not know why they bother.
Come on.

A delight, beautiful.

Formidable.

- "Tr s juste", eh?
- It's not bad.

She looks very good.

But, what about that?

I assure
that she will still be better.

- A beautiful bride.
- I will have to

- Fill the front a little.
- But it's the fashion now.

I assure you that "mademoiselle"
It is totally current.

Slender as a greyhound.
Appearance andr gino.

Today
the curves are completely superfluous.

In young women,
Of course.

- Well, we'll take it.
- "Vous tes tr s gentille".

And now something for me.

- For the wedding.
- For the wedding, of course.

Well, that's all
for the moment, dear.

Wait. Give a few minutes
and we catch them in flagrante.

32. Bell.

I promise
that will be the only one that will take you there.

The only model there is.

I have destroyed all the patterns.

"Voil ."

If only I knew
what will the others do?

Well, if Madame tells me

who will attend,
I have my spies,

maybe I could tell him
what will the competition.

What a clever boy.

Let's see, Lord and Lady Hoxton.

Oh, Lord and Lady Hoxton.

I suppose they will
the Hoxton jewelry.

Yes, the vulgar and habitual
display of wealth.

"Naturellement."

Lord and Lady Hoxton.

- Emily Kitshaw.
- With the tempting Kitshaw headband?

That's.

Very very interesting.

Here goes the First.

Four bags, all registered.
A nice job

For the planning. With her
And nothing can go wrong.

No, it does not work.

- Okay, where are you?
- Who?

- Carriers.
- Transporters?

- Where are they?
- In the office.

- Well, where is that?
- There.

- You can not enter!
- Calm, everything is controlled.

Very well, stay where you are!

- Wow, what do we have here?
- What does this mean?

Come, give us a hand. Go!

- What is this?
- Fuck you, we follow you.

There is a lot of valuable material,
sergeant.

Very nice that a citizen
can not see your mail

- without the police registering it.
- Take that to the car.

- To the order.
- Where did we go?

- Excuse me, they call you on the radio.
- All right. I waited.

Have. You stay here.

And do not try anything.

They left.
Let's go from here!

Do not be idiots.

It's what they want. They are waiting
to leave by legs.

What do you mean?

It's one thing to get caught,
and another one that also hits you.

"Au revoir, Mr. Jules" and thank you.

"Au revoir, Madame."

"Au revoir, Mademoiselle."

I wish you much happiness.
My congratulations to the groom.

Pearly, the police has been here.

- What?
- Something from the carriers.

- Where is the police?
- It is gone.

Go?
And why did not you tell me?

In front of the lady?

- And the boys? Have they been taken?
- Do not.

- No?
- Yes, some bags were taken.

They looked like postal bags.

- Were some bags taken?
- I saw them leave.

- And they left the boys here?
- Yes, in your office.

Go

Pearly, get out of here,
the Law has come.

- We will not say anything, go away.
- The law,

like the Ilam is, it's gone.

- Is he gone?
- What do you think?

He knew he would not leave us.
How did you dress?

In til panda
of brainless memos!

- How useless?
- How can that be useless?

Do not you know what you fell into?

In the oldest trick of the business:
The A.P.S.

- The A.P. S?
- What is A.P. S?

Polished Police Officers!

You mean
What have they played for us?

I mean you've been played!

- It's not bad for a morning.
- Sucked, right?

- We're done with them right away.
- In England they are soft.

- At home nothing would last.
- If everything goes like this, in three months

we ruined
to all the English bands.

We will have returned to Australia
And they still do not know what hit them.

What do you say? If we just arrived.

We have not started yet.
We can continue for years.

They sent many thieves
to Australia,

it was time
that some returned.

No, we will leave when we have
forever.

Remember that I want to see the queen.

- Yes, we know.
- Another thing.

When we go to see the Tower
From london? You promised.

- Who is it?
- It's me, Valerie.

- What's up?
- Film, this is going to be great.

- How long have we taken?
- We're counting it.

- I have more information.
- See her, baby.

- My expenses?
- Sure! What is it about?

One of Pearly's men
He is a climbing thief.

They have planned a fantastic job
for the next week.

- Very good, tell me.
- What do you mean?

- You know very well. AI bot n!
- What's the button?

Cach ele, agent.

- Wow, it's over.
- Take the tests to the car.

Help me with this.

- T , come!
- Yes, I'll be right away.

One day of these shit!

Calling Coombsey!

They just left the bank.
Come to the work!

NOTICE. FADE NOTTING HILL
AND ALL ADDRESSES.

Come out on that side!
Against the wall, let's go!

We'll see. Come on!

- All right, sergeant?
- Yes. Watch these.

Come on, against the wall.

Get the car out, please!

They have done it again!

This has to end!
I can not afford it!

- It's not our fault.
- Six hits this week

- and not a cent.
- In London there are thousands of cops,

- We can not tell them all.
- Well, they do to you!

- Pearly, do you know what I think?
- What?

I could be wrong, but

I think there is someone
what do you take out from here?

information
about our plans.

Have you thought about it alone?

- Yes.
- Have you heard?

Well, of course they're taking it out,
moron!

Surely one of you.
Coming!

It hurt a lot.

It would be very painful,
hurt me in Io more alive.

With what I take care of you!

Who cares for your families
when they lock you up?

- T .
- I. Or not?

Holidays on the Costa Brava
all the years

With food checks, all for free.

T . Who paid for the operation
of your wife's nap?

- T , Pearly.
- I!

Who managed
Have your son go to Gordonston?

- T .
- Who gives you alcohol?

- T .
- I!

And so I pay!

And I tell you one thing,

when you discover

Who gives the blows ...

- I'm coming, honey.
- Easy, there's time.

I thought we went out to dinner.

But we do not want to go out tonight,
right?

I do not want if you do not want to.

- Do you like the room?
- Lovely.

- It's Georgian.
- He did it I, no?

- I guess it's French, right?
- Sure, you know about that.

Yes, I know all of that.

- My mother had a French touch.
- S ?

Yes, my mother was a girl
of the Bluebell club.

Measures 1.83. Lovely.

The other, that is, my father,
It was street.

Run a mile in four minutes.

That was the only thing he could offer.
He left Par s pitando.

Yes, I do not care. I like them
some mirrors around the house.

Well, I like it because ...

It gives you a new vision of things.

Well, yes.

- You're risking a little, are not you?
- S ? Why?

With a guy with my reputation ...

- You have a reputation, sweetheart?
- You're kidding, are not you?

You are playing with fire,
In case you did not know.

- Tell me about your reputation.
- I do not dare.

Everyone has gone behind me.

The "News of the world",
the "Sunday Times", everyone.

I have done a lot of things.
With a wink, it's enough for me.

Do not tempt luck, honey.
Do not tempt her.

It does not cost me anything, you know?

Suddenly...

The old war wound begins
to throb and I go crazy.

I sure you do not want to relax
with a slight twist?

I'd rather see how you go crazy.

Perfectly!

- S ?
- You're thinking something,

right?

You are thinking of something else.
I feel it.

Yes, you're right.

- The truth is that I do. You're right.
- You already know you can tell me.

- Is it the store?
- No, is not that.

What about the rags
is giving a fortune.

I have Hartnell worried.
At Ascot, he was out of his box.

- No, it's not the store.
- What is it then?

The band, if you want to know.

I'm losing a fortune with
they. There is someone giving blows.

- To the police?
- No, that would not worry me.

Someone recently arrived has
swiped my last six blows.

But heaven,
Who would do something to you like that?

I do not know.
But you better go with an eye!

- Nobody plays me!
- Do not be angry,

Think of your war wound.

I plan the blows,
I'm not a normal thief, you know?

They are in my head.

With what's here,
Maigret's pipe fell.

I know, honey.
You are so intelligent...

- Come and tell me everything.
- I've been working on a coup.

My masterpiece.

I call it the United Nations plan.

- What are you doing?
- Nothing, get comfortable, honey.

Tell me more
about your United Nations.

Come on, still there!
It's okay, everyone to the car!

In!

Come on, go up!

Come back! And our clothes what?

50,000 pounds in diamonds
and you did not recognize them.

You did not sneeze on me!

I'm missing
that you pegu is your microbes!

Get up!

Cough and sneezing

They spread diseases.

Start again
and tell me what happened.

- Higher
- I can not, I've lost my voice.

- And 50,000 pounds in diamonds.
- It was not our fault.

- Who?
- We had everything,

but they were waiting for us
and they jumped on us.

- I'll jump over you.
- They left us naked.

- In what?
- Well, in minor countries.

- Who was it?
- It was the Law.

The Law? They would not have locked us
to be them?

- Do you say that was the Law?
- That's.

You want to say
that the Law was waiting for you?

What went out with the jewels
and they assaulted you?

What did you strip and search?

And that they did not stop you
and they left you there without clothes?

Is not it strange that the Law acts like that?

It's what I was trying to tell you.

Apart from us,
I only knew one person.

- Pearly Gates.
- But I is not the Law.

I know it's not the Law,

and I do not think that they were
those of the assault.

Do not.

I think it's time for Mr.
Gates and I chat a little.

I'm so.

- Jesus.
- Thank you.

Excuse me!

Sr. Gates?

- You're from O'Toole's band, are not you?
- Yes.

- Alf and brass knuckles.
- What's up?

Mr. O'Toole sends greetings

and begs him
to accompany us to the car.

And if I refuse
to be scheduled with my girlfriend?

Then our instructions
they are shaking him in the pot

and drag him there.

Given the circumstances,
It will be a pleasure to accompany you.

- Hi, Nervios.
- Hi, Pearly.

- Remove the gorillas, okay?
- Boys...

Alf

How are you doing the rags,
Pearly?

You're winning a lot, are not you?

- I won it. And t ?
- Earn money at baskets,

- until now.
- How strange, neither of the two

- Earn too much, Not?
- Very weird, yes.

It will be by all the police
What's there? Lastly.

So I thought.

You would not have been designing
uniforms, right?

- What do you mean?
- Nothing. I thought that...

how are you in business ...

Anyone can get
uniforms, right?

Do not start accusing me!

You deny that your guys
Have you gone to cops?

What? Yesterday three of the
they were assaulted

by three of your thugs
dressed as a policeman.

My men are not hooligans
and do not wear cops.

Come now!
I have never had a problem.

We associate
and my first blow goes to the horn.

What do you want me to think?
You were the only one who knew it.

Please!
I've been hunchbacked six times

- and I lost 120,000 pounds.
- Six?

- Can you prove it?
- Well, of course!

More slowly, for God's sake!
Do you think you're in the races?

It goes like crazy.

Well, if you're not t and neither are I,
even an idiot can deduce

that Io is doing another.

You're right, Pearly, all right.

There has to be a new band.

Given the circumstances
you have to call the union.

- Can it be done without a quorum?
- Yes, I think ...

- Wait, Io look.
- Look to see.

Yes, here it is.
Article 7b, section 2.

Urgent meetings If two
delegates want to convene an assembly,

will put this ad seven days
in the personal section of the Times:

"Come home, Fred,
You are forgiven. "

- Ah!
- All right. Where and when?

- Tuesday at your place.
- Great

Take Mr. Gates home.
And watch the cyclist!

- It's in red!
- How's Molly?

Very well thanks.

I take photos of you with the children,
Do you want to see them?

- Yes.
- Look at this!

What's sweet

It's I.

Follow me closely.

Excuse me, gentleman!

AY, the thief!

Well, come with me. Calm

All right, we're ready.

- They're already bringing him.
- I'll make him talk, superintendent.

I hope so.

The commissar presses,
He says we do not recover anything.

Give me five minutes with I.

Ahead.

"Permission, sir? Tr igale.

- Here you are.
- Good job, Perkins.

- We will not forget.
- Thank you, sir.

- Permission to proceed?
- Proceed.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Sit down!

- Where are they?
- What?

The 30,000 pounds
stolen from the messenger.

Does he tell me?
They have their people.

Do our people have them?

You read too many stories
of fairies in the trullo.

Tell old Fisg n
what have you done with the pasta?

He took his people. I was removed
and they escaped in a patrol car.

Stop joking.
Come, tell us the truth.

All my world is falling apart!

Up to the cops
They have become thieves!

- I do not distinguish one from the other!
- Calm.

Nothing happens. Agent Perkins!

Let him know until he calms down
little bit.

- Come on, Snatch.
- What are you going to do with me?

We'll talk for a while
when you have calmed down

- If I am fine...
- You should be ashamed.

- Well, what do you think?
- You know these thieves.

They are scoundrels like themselves,
They say Io first they think of it.

- Who does he work for?
- Do not worry,

I will catch you, sir.

A very cute trinket,
but it seems to me a vulgar trifle.

Mr. Jules, this is the best
which can be found in London.

Well, I'll have to go to Paris.

- Just a moment.
- Do you have anything?

Yes, something very special.

I assure you that I will have
to be very special.

I always find what I'm looking for
in Cartier.

Surely here you will find
What are you looking for?

Sincerely, I hope so.

You're late again, Misery.

We will not comment on the combination,
everything is in the instructions.

Take a look at that.

What?

The light!

Well, there you are.

Floor plan of the store, situation
of the box and the combination.

I have done the work for you.
You just had to go and give the stick.

Very good, Pearly.
Ingenious, right?

I like modern methods.

What is there for next week?

Educational films
and training.

- We'll start with "Rififi."
- That's French, is not it?

"The Bank of England robbery",
very good...

And then "The League of Knights."

Then we will comment
I learned from the three films.

- Can I bring my girl?
- Why?

- That's how it came out.
- Do not you care with a drink?

Well, guys,
keep the tools and go down.

Come on!

- Nobody in sight.
- Well, let's see.

- Let's see, you.
- No, not again.

- What's the matter?
- This time it does not strain.

Start shaking, Sid.

Enough!

What's going on here?

- The old Fisg n!
- Take my big hands off!

Sid, they are the real ones!

Eh? Oh, no!

Cooper and King! Well!

This time you have passed!
I assure you!

- If I had known it was you ...
- Come on!

Have you gone crazy?
You have never resisted!

A misunderstanding, inspector,
we take them for the fake ones.

To what? Look how you did
left my hat!

We are sorry.
But you see what happened, did not you?

What I see
it's that you earned it!

A quiet theft is one thing,

but stir up the police
in the act of service ...

Mother,
they are going to crush you for this!

- We can explain it if you leave us.
- Shut up!

I do not want to hear anything else.
Finch, Taylor, mark them.

Take them to the dungeon.

The button ...

So there were three!

Hello, Fisg n.
The esper wants to see him.

I have already told him
Do not call me Fisg n.

Tr igame Cooper and King,
I have questions to ask.

- S ? Very good. Perkins!
- S , sir!

At ten? Agree.

I have a job for you.
Escort.

- Do you know Mr. Oppenheimer?
- Yes.

Routine.
Acomp ele from the dep sito

from Blake Street to his
Hatton Garden office.

- Really?
- It is understood.

This looks bad.
King and Cooper attacking him like that.

- It's not theirs.
- I assure you they did it.

They attacked us like crazy,
without giving us opportunity.

- Why did not your accomplice help you?
- I was waiting for your moment.

- But do not worry, I'll catch you.
- Already.

Go ahead!

Cooper and King, sir.

- It's fine, agent.
- Okay, sir.

- You are swelling well.
- Very well, Sidney, thank you.

They say that leeches go
Okay, inspector.

That's what they say?

I will tell my lady
ask me a couple of dozen.

With whom you worked,
what has he done with the button

and who has told you
that you attack the police?

We were both alone.
Seriously, inspector.

And we take them for the band A.P.S.

- Really, inspector.
- Banda A.P. S?

Try to strain us
Io same as Snatch.

They pretend that there is a band
impersonating police officers.

We do not have the button, you neither.
Who then?

Why this band A.P. Yes, your!
One would sneak through the window

while we were outside and I would escape
in that other patrol car.

- Lock Street? Mission of an escort?
- Yes.

They have told us
that the mission has been canceled.

Sit in your station
immediately.

You never know what you're going to do,
right?

- Anyway. Thanks, sergeant.
- You're welcome.

Mr. Oppenheimer?
We are your escort.

- Do you want to get into the car?
- They had never sent one.

- Is any problem expected?
- No, sir.

None expected.

I swear, superintendent.
This band has attacked everyone.

It's not fair.
Nobody knows where he is going.

- How do you know? Have you seen them?
- Yes, after Io of co ...

Well ... the truth
is that in person no.

He has not seen them, but
He has learned like everyone else.

- What's the matter?
- He's called Oppenheimer.

- He says he's been robbed.
- Stolen?

It says there have been three policemen
in a patrol car.

Three policemen in a patrol car?

- What?
- It was the band A.P.S.

They caught the button while Fisg n
stopped Sid and Trainer.

That Parker makes me nervous.

Who else gives the jewels?
We do not have them.

What else? Of having them Parker
they would be in the store

and we would take another stick.
That's the difference!

It does not matter. It is already It's over!

These A.P. S
They are getting very shameless.

Search for Nervios O'Toole
and tell him to forget about Tuesday.

The meeting is tonight.

It is already

Close your beak and listen!

Order, please! I beg silence

for the president brother,
Pearly Gates.

Brother O'Toole,
Brothers and Sisters.

We have summoned
this extraordinary meeting

to discuss a problem
what affects us all

Namely: The shameful
and nothing tica band A.P.S.

I know the minimums are on,
but I think we have to point out

than to skin the cat
You have to catch it.

If I see them, I skin them!
Last night they assaulted me!

We've all been made some
time,

but we are here
to decide what to do.

- My impression is ...
- A procedural question.

I suggest listening
forum impressions

before proposing resolutions
to the delegates.

Is that all? Ok then.

The presidency will listen
the impressions of the delegates.

The presidency gives the floor
to Fingers.

Fingers Ferguson, pickpocket.
Streets Ealing, Acten and Brentford.

Autonomous without relation to any
of the two large organizations

today here represented. I think ...

that the interests of the little ones
they have to be taken into account

before undertaking any
action.

They have attacked the big ones.
What are you saying?

I have a right
to express my opinion!

This is a democratic meeting!

Order!

Unity, brothers! Unity!

The only way to counteract
this threat is with coordination.

- Peggy.
- Peggy Bates, smuggler.

London Airport,
Dover and Newhaven ferries.

This month I have taken three lots

And the two thousand pounds in watches
that they carried!

We have to act now!

Ernest the Cult, swindler.

Lemington Spar
and other well-known spas.

I want to know what he's doing
the police about it.

We all pay taxes.

Orden, gentlemen!
It's not a bad idea.

Why do not we imitate them

and we go to the police?

- Very good idea!
- Listen!

It's logical, is not it? The gendarmes
They will be as pissed off as we are.

It does not favor anything that has
a band dressed as a policeman.

- What do you suggest, Brother Gates?
- An approach

to the police in order
of possible cooperation

to end this band
once and for all.

It could work!

I suggest sending a delegate
to Scotland Yard to test them.

All right.

A vote of confidence. Those who are
please raise your hand.

Ok, approved.

- What are we voting for?
- Who will be the delegate.

I propose to Cult,
the idea is yours and it has lip.

I'm afraid I can not accept,
It could be something embarrassing.

I'm waiting to get
some Van Gogh.

In other words,
to move them from one place to another.

The presidency gives the floor to ...

- The aunt in the first row.
- This requires the highest level.

I propose to Brother Gates
or Brother O'Toole

to represent us.

I propose that Pearly Gates
be our representative.

It has the best screen
and more prestige

than none of us.
A spokesperson like I

will bring great prestige
to our organization.

What talk!

Brothers and Sisters,
Your confidence moves me.

So I just hope
be able to be worthy of it.

Very good, Pearly!

Because he is an excellent boy,
because he's an excellent boy,

because he's an excellent boy ...

and I'll always be!

Parker, the curator
I was very upset this afternoon.

Give it all and get involved
in getting a clue.

Well, maybe you have to tell me
Where did I get that clue?

And you may like to know
that if we do not do something already,

we could finish doing rounds
again.

Do not worry, sir. Them
catch.

- Inspector!
- What do you want?

A French wants to see you.
I put him in his office.

A stranger?
With my secret files?

- He says he's his friend.
- I do not have friends

Inglesni English or French!

Then it will stink everything
to those French cigarettes ...

"Bonjour, monsieur.
Qu'est-ce that vous voulez? "

"Bonjour, inspeteur."

"Why, God, Pearly Gates!

A pleasure to meet you,
but there must be an error.

- I called Charles Jules.
- Come on, when I put you in the 48

you were Pearly Gates
and Pearly Gates will always be.

Inspector, 48 is already far away.

- Things change.
- Look, t o,

You sell rags in the West End
It does not mean that things change.

I do not sell rags,
I sell dresses, t o.

I do not care.
We know it's a screen.

One day we will find out from where
You take out the material and we will take you.

- Esc chame, Fisg n.
- Do not you call me Fisg n!

Fisg n you were when you shut me up
in 48 and Fisg n you will always be.

Now I am legal, Fisg n.

Last year I won 168,000
selling rags, I say dresses.

Yeah, well if it's not about the crime,
I do not know what it will be.

To the point, I'm busy and I do not have
time to palliate with riff-raff.

- I want to make a proposal.
- Sober!

Perfect!

I want two sergeants
and a recorder.

I do not try to bribe you,
I do not have spare change on top.

I waited. Come, I hear you.

- I have a lot of work.
- How to catch the band A.P. S?

How to catch the band A.P.S.

Bring a good teapot
and a couple of pastas, do you want?

Sit down

- Do you say?
- As a spokesperson for certain parties

I must say that you are not
the only affected

by the band A.P. Yes, of course.

They have also hunchbacked
to those on the other side.

My clients are willing
to cooperate with the police

in an effort to restore
the status quo accepted

between crime and society.

- Huh?
- We'll say it differently.

We hit and you chased us.
We know where we are.

Ours is hard enough
so that those guys get into it.

- I understand, yes.
- So, to my clients

would like to meet
with your superiors.

I do not see them or me!
You want me to go to the commissioner

to tell him half a dozen
of the worst bosses in the country

- Want to whisper to the ear?
- That's.

You do not lose anything either.
Pi nsatelo.

If we could catch them

Who would take the little?

T .

I see the headlines.

"Parker, from Scotland Yard,
dismantles criminal network. "

Yes, it could be.

Unorthodox, but of course,

it is the master stroke that can be expected
of a man with my reputation.

I am already hearing it.

Good job, Inspector Parker.

Good job, Chief Inspector Parker.

Yes ...

Anyway,
We want morning in the afternoon,

superintendent?

There is nothing like the present,
according to what they say.

Anyway, I will poll my people
and I'll call you to confirm it.

Very good.

In the guide I'm in ...

- "Haute couture".
- Ah, s ?

- I just do not like it.
- Well, it looks perfect for you.

Great Definitely.

Simply beautiful.
That neither painted.

Simply beautiful.

You have to fill in front
and enter backwards.

- If not...
- Where have you been? I have not stopped.

Inspector Parker Ilamar later.

- Where is Valerie?
- Taking a shower.

Great. Oc pese
of those "immediate" adjustments.

- "Oui, monsieur."
- "Au revoir."

- Valerie, where are you?
- In the shower, who is it?

- Charles, is there someone with you?
- Do not.

Hey, what tomorrow
I can not fly you.

I'm sorry, an important one has emerged
business meeting ...

"Allo?" Beatrice?

For me? Tell me.

- Maison Jules, d game?
- With Mr. Jules, please.

- Who is it?
- Inspector Parker.

Hello, Fisg n. How are you?
Nobody you know.

Hey, have you fixed something?

For my part, everything is fine.
You can bring your people

- Morning in the afternoon?
- Where?

- A Scotland yard.
- No, my clients would prefer

meet in one place
of those that you would call neutral.

Some place
that does not attract so much attention.

What is ...?

Let me think ...

Wait, what am I thinking?

Do you have an open tap or something like that?

Seven balls, a chel n!
Three, six pennies!

- Give the cops hats.
- Hey!

I'm so sorry, sir.

Relax, Parker. I have already mounted
before in one of these, sabe?

Sure, the cavalry.
Or were they the hæsares?

The metropolitan police,
if you want to know

Of course.
I forgot we had horses.

- You ride very well, sir.
- Thank you.

Funny, is not it?
Children would love it.

- What's Pearly Gates?
- It's there, sir.

Go, less fun.
Go and talk to them.

- What's going on and what?
- Come on man.

- Go with them, walk.
- But this moves!

- Dismon, damn it!
- Yes, sir.

Hello, Fisg n!
What have you fallen for?

What is this joke?

A good idea to stay here!

I liked the idea
to see you spin, I admit.

Well, you've already had fun.
Let's get off here.

The t o se of the black hat
He says you pay.

"The t o se of the black hat"
It turns out that he is the curator ...

- He says you pay.
- Well, it's a bit strong.

Earn much more than me.
Voucher. 14, chel n per head.

Catorce? Thirty!

- Thirty? I do not pay for you!
- No, huh?

Okay,

if you want to talk to me

- will be in the Russian mountain.
- Are you kidding? I'm not going up!

It's fine, thirty.

- You're the spokesman for yours, do not you?
- That's.

Okay, well this is
What we are willing to do.

- Here it is, sir.
- Hi, Parker. I almost forgot about you

- What did they say?
- It's unheard of!

They offer a truce,
a 24-hour warranty

without crimes so that
let's look for the band A.P.S.

Can they stop the crime 24 hours?

They control 98 percent of I,
I would say yes.

I get it. We are not losing anything.
Say yes.

The truce will begin
morning at midnight.

Yes. I was hoping you liked the idea,

they were impressed
when you tell it

Very good, Parker.
Go find Gates.

Say that in agreement.
24 hours without crimes.

Yes, sir. To order, sir.

Perfectly!

Perfectly!

- Perfectly!
- Do not move from there!

- We're going down now!
- It's running!

It's running!

Scotland Yard, information.

Oh, hello, Harry.

No, here nothing. And you?

Yes, what a change, right?

Yes. Adi s.

- Relax, right?
- Yes, a warning from midnight.

A drunk on Harrow Road.

- Everything ready, inspector?
- Yes, sir.

I would like to take advantage
to explain my modus operandi.

It's fine, Parker. Ahead.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Well, the land to register

is in the area
that we see surrounded by the circle.

The problem is that we do not know
the faces of those of the band A.P.S.

But we know
who use a patrol car,

and we know those, right?

To the point, Fred.
When your ch chara is done

- The truce will be over.
- To order, sir. Thank you, sir.

As soon as we give the order, we will have
to all available forces

combing this area
until you find the car

that does not belong to us

- That leaves the field free, is not it?
- Yes, sir.

True.

- Okay, Parker. Ahead.
- Thank you, sir.

- Good evening sir.
- Goodnight.

Goodnight.

It's good! Cigarettes out!

Ready for action!

- Has there been luck?
- Do not.

18 hours of service watching cars

and nothing at all.

Do you know who that Wolseley 690 is?

Of three guys
who live in the building.

- Can you tell me which door?
- No, not that.

- Can I use your phone?
- Yes.

Ah, it goes. God bless you.

Do you want to stop playing with that?
This is serious.

You say they have
a deal with the Law?

Yes, they have made a deal.

- I told Pearly.
- What's the dirtiest trick, is not it?

- When does the truce start?
- It started last night.

Last night. This is serious.

- Stop making a fool of yourself!
- That was Buckingham Palace!

They are looking for us! There is a cop
inspecting the garage.

- What did I tell you?
- Let's go from here!

Wait, calm down.
Valerie, you go.

Ok, put on the uniforms.

Collect the bulletins.

Let's go there
Do not make too much noise

- Is it here?
- Yes, sir.

- Inspector Parker?
- The same.

I found the car.
I hope I mention it ...

- Yes, yes. Where are they?
- They live here.

- I still do not know in what number.
- And what have you been doing?

- Look for the goalkeeper.
- We're looking for three men, not I.

- What do you want?
- We have the number.

Very good. That's why he's a sergeant,
because think, son.

- Number?
- 307. Rear covered door.

They are already in the mousetrap.
Follow me, quickly.

Come on, Johnson. Come on.

Come on! Very good.

OUT OF SERVICE

We have the button.
The inspector's car?

- It's this, sergeant.
- Put that in the trunk.

The inspector says
to go up to apartment 307.

At 307. All right, sergeant.

305, 306 ... Where it is!

- It's your wife!
- Take it!

- Very well, the game is over!
- If I have not done anything yet!

Come now! All the police
of London goes behind him.

- I did not know it was illegal.
- Illegal?

For less than that
Many have fallen 12 years.

- And the others?
- The others?

- We know you're not alone.
- Well, of course not!

- These things are not done alone.
- Registren the floor!

Register the floor.

- Yes, sir?
- Yes, sir, what?

The sergeant has said
who wanted to see me

- What sergeant?
- The one who has taken his car.

- They left with I.
- They left with I.

- With the button, sir.
- With the button.

Go out with me for a moment.

- How many were?
- The sergeant and two agents.

Good God!
Why does it always have to be me?

Why me?

Why always me?

The one that they are going to throw me!

Of all the stupid ones,
awkward, incompetent ...!

I guess he does not like it
my work, sir.

All the metropolitan police
at your disposal,

with nothing else to do
what to look for,

And he does not find his own car!
He's been shot for hours!

We have surrounded
the whole area of London.

There are men in every county
and they are converging.

Little hands, I suppose.

Excuse me, sir.
Inspector Parker.

- We found your car.
- Good!

Where was he?
In Sussex, Berkshire,

- on the Isle of Wight?
- At Scotland Yard, sir.

- Not here!
- Yes, the commissioner has found it.

He was parked in his square.

It would be better if you were to apologize.

Parker, do not you think before you leave?

I would have to withdraw the 20,000
Men of the counties?

Of course, sir. What are you waiting for?
Suspend the beat!

- Yes, sir.
- I'll go to Scotland Yard with you.

Soon it will be twelve o'clock
and the truce will end.

Yes. Another busy day, sir.

Scotland Yard, tell?

- How many suspects?
- Scotland Yard.

Scotland Yard, d game?

- How much does this take?
- Since the end of the truce.

With half the profits
Sisadas by the A.P. S

- They will have to work twice as much.
- You have to catch them before they fall

- the police and criminal structure.
- Lord, I have it!

- I hope it's not contagious.
- No, it's another idea.

No, it's good.
I will bet my future for her.

Right now that's a little betting.

Listen, sir. If the bands
they will work double,

the AP. It should be
twice as selective.

They will choose the peritas in sweet.

This is my plan ...

- Where is the owner?
- In the lounge.

Excuse me, Mr. Jules, please?

Ah inside. Oh, no!

I'm so sorry, miss.

Leave me, please!

Surprise, surprise!

As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, I have
introduced a line of men,

just like the great Hardy Amies.

This is what I have called ...

Cary Grant on Charing Cross Road.

Appropriate, is not it?
Nothing less than a commission

of the tailors of 50 shillings.

- You'll charge my reputation.
- I am sorry,

- Mr. Jules.
- Do not argue and go in there.

- What do you want?
- He saw me in the women's locker room.

- They have found the band A.P. S?
- No, they could not.

Those do not find
a cop in a haystack.

- Parker wants another talk.
- S ?

He says he has a plan
and wants a meeting.

- He said where?
- It says where we want.

I get it.

Well, I know the right place.
The right place.

Good evening, the captain speaks.
I hope you enjoy the flight.

We are about Bognor Regis
at 7,000 feet altitude

and we travel at about 250 knots.

I think it's not bad

considering that it is my first
solo flight

- Well, what do you think?
- What?

My plan!
The police will prepare this robbery

and collaborate
so that it turns out well.

You're really going to help us
to take half a million of a fur?

- To return, of course.
- Yeah, sure.

And what do we get out of that?
Not a percentage, is it?

- Catch the band A.P. Yes, no?
- I guess I know.

Of course! They will find out
and they will believe that they have sucked.

And then I will pounce.

- What will you do?
- Pounce me.

- I understand.
- So?

- Do we make a curl?
- Stop playing, will you?

Do you agree or not?

- It could work, yes.
- I'll tell the commissioner that you accept.

Perd n I did not know
I was so busy

- Clear. Nothing happens.
- An accident.

- A temporary loss of balance.
- Sit down.

Ah, no! Better behind me.

- Gentlemen, without hands.
- By God! Who is piloting?

- George.
- I have not seen him put on.

- It's the autopilot, idiot.
- Yes, of course.

Do you want to come sit down, Mr. Gates?

Well, what do you think, Mr. Gates?

It could work. But there are
to do it properly.

It must look real. Money
really, a real furg n.

If it's fake money, it will not show up
and we will lose time.

You're right, it must be real.
Tell us

I can not do it with my two
better men in prison.

- They'll have to amnesty them.
- Well, we'll release them.

If I just caught them!
They are dangerous!

That must also be real.
They can not go out without more.

They should report him
for unlawful detention.

Another thing, Mr. Gates.

No offense, of course.

I will not allow the money
go out there without police control.

Well said.

Yes, Parker, and I hold him responsible
that money

be returned intact
at the end of the operation.

I assigned Parker.

Join them?
Become a criminal?

That's what you should do
exactly, Parker.

He will be our man
on the tightrope

Ahead.

Good afternoon. I'm from Hacienda
and I want to see your books.

Fisg n, stop playing
I have a lot to do.

- You recognized me!
- Should not he?

I had to disguise myself.
It is important for the operation

that is not recognized.
I even liked it

I went to makeup, at Scotland Yard.

You know I've crossed
The whole building

without a single agent greeting me?

As usual.

- This was my appearance 20 years ago.
- Very handsome,

very sexy While the wind
do not get around here, you'll be fine.

- You do not like it, do you?
- Not too much, no.

I already knew that you would not like it.

This is the plan that I have drawn.

- You see?
- Yes.

The armored car
I should go through this corner.

We hit I at 3:00 p.m.

for this same place.
We run away in another car,

to wait for us on the bridge,
and it will take us in this direction.

The band A.P. I will try

near the level crossing,
upon which, your men,

who will be waiting
disguised as workers,

they will fall on them
and I will stop you. OK?

- Voucher.
- First problem.

How to cut the 4 cm
steel reinforced furg n.

How to cut? I can not allow
that you spoil an official vehicle.

- And what do we do?
- We'll give you the keys!

Give us the keys?
Fantastic

First.
All to the horn the first minute.

- Why?
- Those of the band A.P. S

see a trick like that
a kilometer away.

They see everything we do.
It must seem real.

You have to ram the furg n
and pierce it.

- Is it clear?
- Yes.

- And then what?
- We take the pasta and we get out.

Yes, there is a man
that can take care of something like that,

- and it's Siggy Schmultz.
- Siggy Schmultz?

From Hamburg?
A square head?

We can not hire
to a Brit?

Oh my God,
Do not start waving the flag.

I think about the expenses:
Round trip, fees ...

To begin with, it goes against the rules
of currency exchange.

Did you function in Scotland Yard?

- What do you mean?
- These fagots.

You apply every liter of gasoline
if you persecute someone?

Its a lot of money,
a great occasion.

You have to do it at Io grande,
with the best.

The best is Schmultz.
And we bring you from Hamburg.

- Really?
- It is understood.

Take, 200 pounds.

Do not try to bribe me.

What do you say? Sobornarte?
It is for your expenses.

You work for me, you know?
The commissioner said so.

He sent me your insurance card.

Now you are in my template.

Well, in that case ...

Cray!
The salary of one month all of one.

Yes. Well, nothing, to spend it.

Get a nice little apartment
somewhere.

Put on some decent clothes.

Chillona no. I like it
that my people go smart.

- Two buttons, without hems ...
- I'm dressing, kid.

For something I'm not
in the civilian division.

You have to make sure
that they find out about this.

Say to the regulars
What do you usually say?

Except the little detail of the trap,
Clear.

Do not worry,
this time I will catch you.

You want to say "we will catch you".

Yes, that ... We will catch you.

Yes.

Listen to this.
There are half a million at stake.

- Half a million!
- Schmultz Ilega tomorrow in London.

- Mother!
- Half a million pounds!

- That's it, Coombsy!
- Australia, prep rate.

Let the Sydney ones get ready
when I come back.

- We're going to need you, Val.
- A m ? Why?

They will look for three men
in a patrol car,

Not a woman in a sports car.
You will park nearby,

I'll pass you and we'll be ready
to leave the country.

I will use the Aston Martin.

Yes, with Ted and Bronze Knuckles.

- The square head has arrived.
- What happens?

Well, as long as they arrive on time.

Adi s.

Oh, you. Do not stay there.
Pass and be comfortable.

You are Siggy Schmultz, I suppose.

- "Jawhol."
- Siggy, I'll introduce you to ...

- Fred Parker the Party Animal.
- Pleasure.

- Equally.
- All right.

Allow me to offer you a snack.

Lost for the harvest,
I could not get another one. Fuma

Let's see, in what works
Have you participated, Mr. Schmultz?

Now we can not talk about that,
there is too much to do.

Why do not you stop sniffing?

Let's drink for the crime, Party animal.

For the crime.

For the crime.

Put Siggy
up to date of the operation.

Yes, it will be a pleasure.
I have a model here.

- If you want to see her, Siggy ...
- "Ja", I must see her.

As a square head ...

As a German that is,
will know to value the whole organization.

This is your van,
with all his equipment.

This Waterloo Road
and the armored van.

The idea is to interrupt the course
of the furg n approximately ...

here OK?

The furg vienen comes here.
We are here

waiting.
Nothing has been neglected.

We have taken care of every detail.
Nothing can go wrong.

- "Ja."
- Already.

"A good van," they said.

He has shot 7,000 km
crashing the camera.

- Come on, come on!
- I'm not used to this!

Why do not you stop protesting
and you shut up?

- Do not they teach this in Herdon?
- Do not mess with my school,

modisto gabacho de pega!

- How?
- Careful!

- With what?
- With the cat!

You've called me a gabacho de pega ...!

- Is there something?
- No, nothing!

Who has held that?

Come on, set everything up!

Get everything out of here, come on!

Nice view, right?
From here we can see everything.

We'll see how they stop the bad guys
dressed as policemen.

Would you like it, huh?

Start at any time

Who the hell
Has the clock taken off?

You've been t , dwarf thief!

Give me the binoculars.

- Is this?
- Yes, sir.

Neither the band A.P. S
I can cross this level crossing.

Is all this necessary?
I mean the costumes.

Yes, sir. This will ensure
the success of the operation.

S ?

- Good afternoon, sir.
- And his hat?

- Everyone in position.
- They're ready.

To the order.

- A threepenny turret.
- Do you want to go?

Care, sir.

I do not know

Hale, take.

What does so much poly do here?

What if you go back to class?

Go away. Anyway, everything

for security measures
of Parker.

I trust that nothing goes wrong.

It's cleared for them to pass, is not it?

It is impossible to come
no patrol car.

Do not fear, we will send messages
false from the central

to keep them away
of the area.

General call from the central.

All cars of the divisions
B, C, F, T, V and W

go immediately to Kempton
Park to investigate a disturbance.

Central, here Charlie 3-4.

Central, here Charlie 3-4.

- They're coming!
- They come soon! They will not be ready.

Do not argue! They're coming!

Wait!

- And now what happens?
- Here, put this on.

What? You're a little out of date, are not you?

And the striped sweater? Take it!

Very good, so.
A little to the left.

- The switch, Party animal!
- What are you playing?

Is that driving?
Have you read the code?

You're going to kill someone!

I do not know where they give you the carn !
Really!

Hey, you're a little early, are not you?

A robbery! Help!

Yes, very good, but that very well.
Cinema.

Hey, one thing. Raise your hands,
It will seem more real.

Precious, yes sir.

What is this?

There is an error.
We have burst the one that was not.

- How the one who was not?
- It's good and go, go.

- Why did you take me?
- Play, you want?

- The furg? N that was not?
- We all make mistakes.

L rgate!

- Is this what it's worth half a million?
- It will take the data.

- Do you want to get in the van?
- What are you? Communists?

- Ya?
- No, it was not.

You are like a goat!

I'm going to denounce!

Already.

I think that they have
wrong van.

Woman had to be!

Central, here Charlie 3-4.

It's useless, sergeant, it's not going.

Well, we have to go back
to see if there is something for us.

What happens to se?

- How to circulate.
- What luck to see you.

- C Imese.
- Three guys have robbed me.

They pierced the door
and they ruined my clothes.

- Where did it go?
- AIl , past the bridge.

- What's up with my clothes?
- S ganos.

Follow them?
And my dresses what?

Hey!

Please, let's see here.

I'm a good boss
and tell me to return to my homeland.

Siggy, your good ones have paid you
frames to open the furg n

and that is what you will do.
And now tell me,

How is it said "close the peak"
in german?

It's a trap!
It's full of police.

- What are you saying?
- I've seen them at the level crossing.

Here it comes!

And now what happens?

- The clutch.
- I hope it's nothing,

that is one of the best.

Of the best?
If it falls apart!

I hope you do not think
let it be my fault.

Let's not argue.
Back and push!

Come on. Voucher.

Ah, no, to the van!

And now what does it do?
Qu tamelo of above.

Siggy, do not push the door.
Get the van!

I do not see them anywhere.
Are you sure you have to give us here?

It's around here.

Carefully.
Not too fast.

Not too fast.
A little to the left.

For some it's fine!

Come on!

- It's them!
- Hey! Wait a moment!

Ah! You are there!

Come on! As , carefully!

There's a lot of room! Well!
A little more!

Neither do you have to go through.

Do not stand still,
go for the drill.

- What's the matter? Do you have a problem?
- No, I'm surrounded by idiots.

The switch, Party animal!

You unplugged it!
Turn it on!

Return it in again!

- Good!
- In the red!

- It's a pity that you were not in water.
- He did not say in what hole!

This is going to get you in the hole
Do not take your finger off.

Sucius "Schweinhund"!
What have you done?

- What's up? Do you carry the money?
- Yes.

Come, pick up the pasta.

And now you, come!

It will not work,
the drill does not work!

All yours, partygoer.
Is everything already?

- Idiota English!
- Yes, sign here.

- Thank you.
- Come on, go up.

It is already

- Why do you go slower?
- The slope of the bridge.

BlinAn armored van!
Follow that car!

Here comes the band A.P.S.
Let's see

Schnell! The police come!

Already, and also punctual.

Ask him, they take a fast car.

They are giving good to the mermaid.

You think I'll try
before level crossing?

Come on, give it a shot.

- They would have to be here already.
- Yes, they're late.

- I hope something has gone wrong.
- I heard...

They must be them.

Attentive all.

Attentive

- Good job, Inspector Parker!
- Thank you, sir.

- Are you an inspector?
- Yes, I do.

- What are you doing attacking a cop?
- S what you are!

You would not have to go with your guys
and participate in the killing?

Yes, you may be right.

Sid, Trainer!

On the other hand...

I believe that I will not lose sight of
the money.

- Why do not you ...?
- S ?

- Where are we going?
- It's long with I!

Hacky thief!
He did not say he was going to do it!

Come on! If I keep something,
we too! To the ladder!

Come on!

If you're a sergeant in Division C,
How is your superintendent called?

- Superintendent Johnson, sir.
- Already. Let's see his carn .

I think it's Sergeant Jones,
I remember working with I.

- It is true. I remember you.
- Parker.

Parker!

- Come on! Meteos in the van.
- Sorry.

Excuse me, sir. Please!

- If you do not mind...
- What's the matter?

Apparently someone has gotten
Paw, sir.

Parker!

Have you gone crazy?
Turn around and let's go back!

Fisg n, I'm sorry.
I have to catch an airplane.

So this is your game, huh?

My friend, you do not get away with this.

What will you do now?
Take me with you?

I do not know what Gates and Parker do.

You have to catch them
before the A.P.S.

Come, all inside.

Let's see if espabilas, Fisg n
How much is in the bag?

500,000 pounds

Wait!

Open the barrier
Io faster than I can!

I can not!
The wheel has been stolen!

Sargent,
back faster than you can!

Half a million pounds.
Think what you would do with a third.

- With half.
- Yes.

- Are you trying to bribe an agent?
- Yes.

250,000 tax-free.

Do you know what I would assume, Fisg? N?

- Back, Satan.
- I'll leave everything behind.

- Your wife, your sister ...
- His mother ...

Ok, step on the bottom.
We carry the sper behind.

- Can not you run anymore?
- I'm going to stop.

- Go, Sid! Give it!
- Who did you think I am?

A racing driver?
This is not the highway!

- Tell them we lose them.
- Very easy to say, sitting there.

Do not live around here
A Lord, I do not know what?

Shut your mouth.

Wonderfully, we have lost them.

- I've lost them!
- That's where it goes!

Follow me, there's a shortcut!

Hurry, we'll get there before I do!

We've lost them for a long time,
Do you know?

It would be better if you loosen or stop us
for speeding.

- Is that Mr. Gates's plane?
- Yes, he's ready to take off.

He is a dangerous criminal,
tell everyone not to approach.

Very good, Bluey. Around here.

Prepared? Ya!

- Very good! It's over!
- Hello, sergeant.

- We were going to return the money.
- It's I! You are arrested!

- Anything that says ...
- Give me the bag!

- And the key?
- I've swallowed it!

- Take your hand!
- How does it say?

Come on, stretch!

- Get out of there!
- You'll break my arm!

- You're not going to take it.
- It's mine!

It's mine!

For God's sake, Parker,
What do you think he plays? Get up!

Good boy, Kevin. Come on!

Come on, Fisg n! Let's go, t o!

That's it, move him!

Shoot the bald guy, he takes the money.

Devu Iveme the clock, dwarf thief.

Come here!

Come back here!

And my dresses what?

Now they can undo
the belts, gentlemen.

Who is and what is he doing here?
Leave the plane right now.

Valerie, what are you doing here?

- You know?
- Yes, we know each other.

We were very good friends,
right?

Yes, yes, very good friends.

Valerie, I was going to write to you
as soon as I knew where we were going.

It will not be necessary anymore, will it?

What is nice? The three
alone and half a million pounds.

It's not bad, sir.
We have papered

to O'Toole's band for
reckless driving and riots,

to McGuinness's by myself and
to the band A.P. S in corpus delicti.

- And we got rid of Parker.
- Yes.

sa is one of the things
I do not understand, sir.

25 years in the body
and it comes out by legs like that.

I do not think he dares
to return to the country.

At least we can trust
that.

- I wonder...
- Excuse me, sir.

- What was he going to say?
- No no...

I was going to say that ...

I would love to see what face they will put
when they open the bags.

The Bank of Comedy
from England

will pay the bearer

500 laughter

I wonder where they will be.

Me too.

Messieurs, mesdames, mademoiselles,
the plate of Maison Jules.

Valerie carries the creation that
I have called "Sueño de Gauguin".

Observe that the skirt
It is a little long.

This is missionary influence.

The price is moderate:
Three cubes of raw fish

or a dozen coconuts.
How many requests are there?

I do not know if my cutter could absorb
this extraordinary demand.

Go, give it a shot.
Half a dozen sacrificial skirts

- and three dreams of Gauguin.
- Negrero!

- Negro?
- Yes.

Look, if you want a free day
It is better that you give it strong.