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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,119 Welcome back to Play Of The Week, 2 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:19,319 where each week a new play is performed, live in front of 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,279 a studio audience here in Cornley, and broadcast to the nation. 4 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,880 I am Chris Bean, the director! 5 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:32,279 Tonight, we are going to present a truly frightening horror. 6 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:36,919 Last Halloween we presented a season of spooky stage adaptations, 7 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,399 but, regrettably, due to misprints on our publicity materials 8 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,679 we ended up presenting a rather underwhelming production 9 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:48,159 of The Texas Chainsaw Massager... 10 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,599 ..in which a masked man went on a rampage, 11 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,000 giving back rubs to the local community. 12 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,959 Equally poorly received was our pyjama-based production 13 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,560 of Nightwear On Elm Street. 14 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,039 But we are going to put all that behind us tonight. 15 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:10,919 One tiny note, when we did our dress rehearsal the play ran smoothly 16 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,119 but just a touch too short for its time slot. 17 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,959 But do not fear - we have managed to make up those missing three minutes 18 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,839 with the subtle use of additional adjectives. 19 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:25,759 So the actors are prepared, the stage is set. 20 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,920 Please, enjoy The Lodge! 21 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,480 SPOOKY MUSIC 22 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,360 What an unusual, creepy, old, big, large blue house. 23 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,639 Alice, come in out the rain, please! 24 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,279 Oh, wow. 25 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,639 This place is amazing. 26 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,479 Well, it's not very homely. 27 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,559 So... 28 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:02,519 How would you like to make this all yours? 29 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,599 Grade II listed, detached family home, 30 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,079 built 1726. 31 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:12,239 Every detail of it immaculately renovated in 1931. 32 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,200 Period fixtures and fittings through... out! 33 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:21,680 Almost everything here is an antique, so please do be careful. 34 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,920 Pretty nice! 35 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,839 Ah, how many bedrooms? 36 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,839 Three. A large, impressive, spacious, elegant, commanding, 37 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,439 beautiful ensuite for yourselves. 38 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,679 A cosy, warm, welcome, nice, bright, safe single for Alice, 39 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,319 and a small, sweet, snug, petite, pretty, little, compact, neat, 40 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,639 charming single. 41 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,919 Perfect for the little one on the way. 42 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:53,960 BALLOON POPS 43 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,839 Well, that sounds great. 44 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:06,360 Believe me, you guys do not want to miss out on this opportunity. 45 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,119 Well, I'm convinced. 46 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,359 David, he's just a good salesman. 47 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,079 Shall we take a look in the kitchen? 48 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,759 Mm. Are you sure this place is safe? 49 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,439 It looks a bit rickety, all these old beams. 50 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,319 Oh, of course it's safe. 51 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,200 They built this in the days when they made things to last. 52 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,599 As you can see, a fully fitted kitchen. 53 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,759 Oh, it's lovely! 54 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,359 I suppose I quite like the tiles. 55 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:42,639 Yes. Can I pour you a tea? 56 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,719 Yes, please. 57 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,039 Ah... 58 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,279 Aargh!!! 59 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,159 Aargh, aargh! 60 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,960 Oh, that is nice! 61 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,999 Let's go back into the living room. 62 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,079 Here we are. 63 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,479 What on Earth is that? 64 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,880 Oh, good Lord, yes. 65 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,999 Oh, pay no attention to that. 66 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,439 It belongs to Mr Fortenoy. 67 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,079 Don't worry. It won't be here when you move in. 68 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,159 Now? 69 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,040 No, not now. Wait for your cue. 70 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,159 Mummy, look what I've got. 71 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,879 Alice, what have I told you about running off without an adult? 72 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,119 I was skipping with the other little girl. 73 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,399 What other little girl? 74 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,599 Outside. 75 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,799 There's no-one there. 76 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,360 ALICE LAUGHS Yes, there is. She gave me this. 77 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,320 How odd, strange, bizarre and weird. 78 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:35,759 Where did you find that? 79 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,479 Well, she must have found it in the spacious, impressive, verdant, 80 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,119 green garden, surrounding the unusual, creepy, old, big, 81 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,039 large blue house. 82 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,999 No, Mummy, there was a little girl! 83 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,759 Alice, how old are you? 84 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:47,800 Seven. 85 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,999 And is this your skipping rope? 86 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,079 Yes. 87 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,080 Why don't you show Tony what you can do? 88 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,319 Can you do any tricks? 89 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,400 No. 90 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,919 How would you like to see your new room? 91 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,039 Can I?! 92 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,159 Don't forget your new doll. 93 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,919 That's strange. 94 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,160 It's gone. 95 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,599 Well, it can't have gone far. 96 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,919 Come on, Alice. I'll race you! 97 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,159 ALICE GIGGLES 98 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,399 ALICE SCREAMS 99 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,040 Oh!!! 100 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,279 THUNDER 101 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,400 Well, it really is coming down out there. 102 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,759 So what do you think? 103 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,159 I still don't know, David. 104 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,519 I mean, there's something about this place just gives me 105 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,119 the creeps, and it seems unusually cheap for three bedrooms. 106 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,759 That's the advantage of being a few miles further out. 107 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:56,199 BUZZING 108 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,880 Damn lights have blown. 109 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,239 Damn lights have blown! 110 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,399 It's just a fuse. 111 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,519 Or this place is cheap because it's old and nothing works. 112 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,080 Good evening! 113 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,519 Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. 114 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,119 Oh, not at all. 115 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,759 I'm Albert Fortenoy. 116 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,839 The vendor? 117 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,279 Unfortunately, yes. 118 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:19,519 Unfortunately? 119 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:20,879 I wish I didn't have to sell. 120 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,879 My dear wife Vera passed away 30 years ago. 121 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,519 30 years ago today, in fact. 122 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,160 I can no longer afford the - upkeep! - all on my own. 123 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,119 I'm so sorry. 124 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,839 Well, it's a beautiful house. 125 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,239 Thank you. I've lived here... 126 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,080 ..all my life! 127 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,400 I feel very safe here. 128 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,799 It's been in my family since it was built. 129 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,079 Passed down for ge... 130 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,599 Passed down, passed... 131 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,000 Passed down. 132 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,279 Pa... Passed down! 133 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,760 Passed DOWN! Passed down for generations! 134 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,719 If these walls could talk, think of the stories they'd tell. 135 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,639 In fact, sometimes I think they can. 136 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:10,599 Sometimes I think I hear them whisper. 137 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,040 CREW RADIO: Stand by for sound cue seven. 138 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,679 Well, thank you very much for having us. 139 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,519 I think we've seen everything we need to see. 140 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:19,799 We'd best get going. 141 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,040 Come along, Alice! 142 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,639 Well, don't rush off on my account. 143 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,839 It's getting rather late, 144 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,080 and there is a storm coming... 145 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,239 Sound cue seven! THUNDER 146 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,079 There! 147 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,919 No, we really ought to make a move. It's a fair drive home. 148 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,439 I'll bring the car round. 149 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:52,839 Well, before you go, let's talk about making an offer. 150 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,079 Ha-ha. 151 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:55,320 Whoa! 152 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,440 Oh, oh! No... Aargh! 153 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,319 That's odd. 154 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:05,359 What is? 155 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,399 The car won't start. 156 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,799 What a damn nuisance. 157 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,039 We'll have to call someone. 158 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,039 You'll never get a mechanic to come all the way out here now, dear. 159 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,479 Get out! 160 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,399 Get ouuuut! 161 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,159 No, not now! 162 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,280 She said, "Now, deer." 163 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,479 Wait for your cue. 164 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,959 So what do we do now? 165 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,879 Well, it looks like you'll have to stay the night. 166 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,359 Oh, no, no, no. We wouldn't want to be an imposition. 167 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,759 It's no trouble at all. 168 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:37,599 Besides, in this weather, what choice do you have but to stay... 169 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,439 ..at The Lodge? 170 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,040 SCARY MUSIC 171 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,079 He's got a point. It's far too far to walk back to the town. 172 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,479 Well, it's very kind of you. 173 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,399 Oh, please, it'll be good to have the company. 174 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,519 There's plenty of room. 175 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:52,599 Thank you. 176 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,639 The little one can stay in Vera's cosy, warm, welcoming, 177 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,839 bright, nice, safe study. 178 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,599 Help yourself to anything in the kitchen, 179 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,199 and there's some old nightclothes in the airing cupboard. 180 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,839 You have a free run of the house. 181 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:10,119 Although you should be aware, Fortenoy Lodge has a few 182 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:13,439 little quirks which I'm sure you'll discover. 183 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,079 But, then again, don't we all? 184 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,639 Ha, ha, ha! 185 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,999 Sleep well. 186 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,880 Ha, ha, ha, ha... CHAIR GRINDS TO A HALT 187 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,040 HE CONTINUES LAUGHING 188 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,680 Aaaaargh! 189 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:59,720 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... 190 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,800 Ah, ha, ha! Ah, ha, ha, ha... 191 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,560 Ah, ha, ha, ha! 192 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,080 HE LAUGHS LOUDER 193 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,479 Ah, haaaa! Ha-haaa! 194 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,160 Aaargh! 195 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,919 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 196 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,400 THEY STOP TALKING SUDDENLY 197 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,840 Go, go... Go! Shut up. 198 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,639 Is she asleep? 199 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,919 Out like a light. 200 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,399 No, no! 201 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,999 No bother? 202 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,279 Some nonsense about another little girl in the mirror. 203 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,519 That girl's imagination! 204 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,919 It'll be good once she's got a little brother to play with. 205 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,280 BALLOON POPS 206 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,079 Yes. 207 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,479 Well, anyway, she's fast asleep now. 208 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,839 I made the bed up. 209 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,999 Oh, thank you, dear. 210 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,759 Get ouuuut! 211 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:57,359 Get ouuut! No, no! What are you doing? 212 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,999 She said "Cue deer." 213 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,759 She said, "Thank you, dear." 214 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:05,440 Get ouuut! Get... Shut up, shut up! I will give you a visual cue. 215 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:10,039 I really don't like that Mr Fortenoy. 216 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,039 He gives me the creeps. 217 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,159 I'm sure he's just a bit eccentric. 218 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,839 Imagine being alone in this place all these years. 219 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,799 Anyway, time for bed. 220 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,999 Looks like we're bunking in with Tony tonight. 221 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,119 No, no, no, no. 222 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,159 Tony? 223 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,639 Tony, time for bed! 224 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,599 Fast asleep. 225 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,959 Fast asleep. 226 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,639 Fast asleep. 227 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,999 Chuck a blanket over him. 228 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,240 Oh, for goodness' sake, all right. 229 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,479 David, look at this. 230 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,920 A newspaper article from 1937. 231 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,639 Good God, there's dozens of them! 232 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:58,079 4th of June 1948, "Vicar's daughter missing from school, presumed dead." 233 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:02,079 David, her doll looks just like the one Alice found earlier. 234 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,719 Every single page catalogued in perfect order, all detailing people 235 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,200 who've just vanished right up until the present day. 236 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,319 Why would he keep all of this? 237 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,079 I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. 238 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,399 I knew there was something odd about that man. 239 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,039 What do you think he's doing up there? 240 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,719 He's probably trying to get some sleep, 241 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,079 and I'd like to do the same! 242 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,799 Ever since we've arrived, I've had a bad feeling about this place. 243 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,079 Get away from there! 244 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,760 David, I can see him. 245 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,040 MANIC BABBLING 246 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:37,839 What are you doing? 247 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,520 Get out. We're in the middle of filming. 248 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,799 David, he's doing something very strange in there. 249 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,559 It's some sort of ritual. 250 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,519 It's not our place to judge a man's religious beliefs. 251 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,839 I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. 252 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,040 Yes... Oh! 253 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,640 Yes, I... I'm sure you're right. 254 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,279 Gosh! 255 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,320 It really is coming down out there. 256 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,000 Then just be glad we're inside. 257 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,799 THEY WHISPER 258 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,840 Chris, give me some blanket. 259 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,680 RECORDING OF CHILD'S LAUGHTER 260 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,159 FOOTSTEPS 261 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,440 SHE GASPS 262 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,920 Oh... 263 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,040 It's only me! 264 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,119 Only me. 265 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,239 What are you doing up at this hour? 266 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,559 I thought I heard a strange noise. 267 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,159 It's most likely a bat. 268 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,760 They often flit about the place at night. 269 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,479 You know, in this light you remind me a little of my Vera. 270 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,359 She and I always wanted a child. 271 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:07,839 When's it due? 272 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,160 Erm... 273 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:11,919 Any day now. 274 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,440 BALLOON POPS 275 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,560 I'd give anything to see my Vera again. 276 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,319 To have her safely back at... 277 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,919 ..the Lodge! 278 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,040 SILENCE 279 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,839 Perhaps I will see her again. 280 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,360 SCARY MUSIC There it is - the Lodge! 281 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,879 Perhaps I will see her again, 282 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,159 one day. 283 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,959 WOMAN SCREAMS 284 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,039 Oh, what was that? 285 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,880 It came from Vera's cosy, warm, welcoming, nice, bright, safe study. 286 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,119 Oh, my God, Alice! 287 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,759 David, wake up! 288 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,839 Whoa... 289 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,879 Whoa! 290 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,240 She's missing. 291 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,599 Oh, my God. 292 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,679 Get out! 293 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,999 Get ouuu... No, what are you doing? 294 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,479 You touched your nose. 295 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,879 I was acting! 296 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,360 Very convincing. 297 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,319 We must search the house. 298 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,399 Where is she? What have you done with our daughter? 299 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,999 Nothing at all. David, let's not jump to any conclusions. 300 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,199 Mummy? SHE GASPS 301 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,599 Why is everyone shouting? 302 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,759 Oh, Alice, thank God! 303 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,359 Come here, my darling. 304 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,999 Mummy's... got you. 305 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,159 Oh, Mummy has got you. 306 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,479 There, it's all going to be... 307 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,599 ..OK. 308 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:31,679 Where were you? 309 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,159 I was just talking to the other little girl. 310 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,439 Alice, stop making things up. There is no other little girl. 311 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,919 Yes, there is. 312 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:43,479 She's the vicar's daughter and she told me Tony needs help. 313 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,040 SCARY MUSIC 314 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,919 I'm sorry. 315 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,079 He's dead. 316 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,280 TONY SNEEZES 317 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,119 Alice, go to your room. 318 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,440 Whoa!!!! 319 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,159 She'll be safe in there. 320 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,719 The man was clearly unwell. 321 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,159 He'd been taking those pills since we arrived. 322 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,639 Let's afford the man a little dignity at least. 323 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:06,879 Let's all go back to bed. 324 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,319 We can call the police in the mor... TONY: Woo... 325 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,959 Let's all go back to bed! 326 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,999 And we can call the police in the morning. 327 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,559 What on Earth are you talking about? 328 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,999 We can't wait till morning. 329 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,680 Look, stop it. Stop it! 330 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,119 We can't wait until morning. 331 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,480 We need to call them now. 332 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,079 Hello? 333 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,199 Yes, police. 334 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,719 I'd like to report a death. 335 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,439 Would they even risk coming out in a storm like this? 336 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,680 Oh... 337 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,479 Ah. 338 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,720 Oh! 339 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,559 We think it may have been an overdose. 340 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:49,159 Yes, the address is Fortenoy Lodge, ten miles outside of... 341 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,200 Hello? Hello? 342 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,479 It's gone dead. 343 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,039 You've cut the line! 344 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,240 Yes, I have. 345 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,119 Nothing can be done for Tony now. 346 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,919 How can you be so callous? 347 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,240 A man has died! 348 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,399 Oh, my God, he's gone! 349 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,639 Vera has taken him. 350 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,680 That's why you cut the line. 351 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,200 That's why you cut... 352 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,600 That's why you cut the line. 353 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,359 That's why you cut the line! 354 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,719 And you sabotaged our car! 355 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,159 Tony could never have left this place alive. 356 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,039 Nor can anyone, for that matter. 357 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,239 Not when my Vera's life depends on it. 358 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,639 What are you talking about, man? 359 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,439 There really is nothing I wouldn't do to see my wife again, 360 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:53,360 and when enough blood has been spilt, my Vera shall return. 361 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,480 EVIL LAUGH 362 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,680 CLICK 363 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,000 Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha! 364 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:15,080 HE CONTINUES MANIC LAUGH 365 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,280 Ah, ha, ha, ha! 366 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,119 Ah, ha... Aargh! 367 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,040 Ah, ha, ha! 368 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,320 Bang! 369 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,880 Not long now, my love! 370 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,359 Soon we shall be reunited. 371 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,599 Aha! 372 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,360 BOTH: Aargh, aargh... 373 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,519 Aargh... Aargh, aargh! 374 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,559 Emma, tie him to the chair - I've got him! 375 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,999 No, you haven't! 376 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,279 Yes, I have. 377 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,799 No, you haven't! 378 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,039 You have to let me get you. 379 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,039 If you want to get me you've got to get me - come on. 380 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,159 Stop that. Get in the chair! 381 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,760 You're weak, Chris. Get off! 382 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,520 Sorry, that was too much. All right, all right. 383 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,280 He got me. 384 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,519 Get out! 385 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,999 Get ouuuut! 386 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,559 No, you get out! 387 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,479 AUDIENCE: Aw! 388 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,800 Shut up. 389 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,280 Oh... Oh! 390 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,520 HE GROANS 391 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,120 Aaaargh! 392 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,039 I'm all right. 393 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,080 Mummy! 394 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,239 The vicar's daughter said the angry lady is coming. 395 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,639 We have to leave now. 396 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,520 The whole house is screaming it. 397 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,319 WHISPERING: Dennis? 398 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,759 Dennis, get in. 399 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,359 Get in. 400 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,119 Get in! 401 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,679 Get in!!! 402 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,719 No, "Get out." 403 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,759 OK, OK, sorry. 404 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,919 No, get in! 405 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,999 Get in! No, say "Get out." 406 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,719 Say get ouuuut! 407 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,839 Don't say "Say get out" - just "Get out." 408 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,799 OK, right, I'm sorry... No, get back in, Dennis! 409 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,639 Get back in, Dennis! 410 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,079 No, get out! All right, all right! 411 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,239 Dennis, come back! 412 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,199 Dennis, come back! Dennis, forget it. 413 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,399 Just forget it! 414 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,799 Go away, you idiot. 415 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,439 Go away, you idiot! 416 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,439 Get out! Get ouuuuut! 417 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,240 There it is! Yes, nailed it. 418 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,480 Alice, please, there is no angry lady! 419 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,999 Of course there is, silly. 420 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,640 She's right there! 421 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,279 She's gone. 422 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,720 Vanished without a trace. 423 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,200 You... will... die! 424 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,680 The rain has turned to hail. 425 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,559 Daddy! 426 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,280 SCARY MUSIC 427 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,759 "Expect more... 428 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,480 "..boides." 429 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,080 Oh, no... 430 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,359 We need to get out of here. 431 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,560 It's locked! 432 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,519 It's locked. 433 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,399 I'm afraid there's no way out of... 434 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,239 ..the Lodge. 435 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,640 CALYPSO MUSIC 436 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,439 Mummy, I'm scared! 437 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,040 Quickly, this way - we can hide in the kitchen! 438 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,520 Oh... 439 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,880 Quickly, close the door. 440 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,680 Hand me that knife from the counter. 441 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,759 Oh! 442 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,239 Get in the cabinet. 443 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,039 Don't make a sound. 444 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,440 Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha... 445 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,760 Whe-ere are you? 446 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,320 Are you under the table? 447 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,920 No. 448 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,119 Are you in the pantry? 449 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,440 No. 450 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,839 Then you must be in here... 451 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,599 Aha! THEY SCREAM 452 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:03,159 Aargh... Aargh, aargh! You'll never take my family, Fortenoy! 453 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,280 Aargh! 454 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,159 Aargh... David, no! 455 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,519 Don't kill him! 456 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,520 No-one else has to die. 457 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,320 You're right. 458 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,039 ALICE SCREAMS 459 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,399 Ohhh! 460 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,839 I can feel myself changing! 461 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,239 Vera is merging with me... 462 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,040 My Vera, my Vera! 463 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,879 BOTH: Albert, is that you, my love? 464 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,279 It is, my sweet. 465 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,599 With one more life you shall be reborn! 466 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,919 Behold your new body. 467 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,079 Ah! Aaaah, aaah, aaah! 468 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,079 Ah! Aah! Aaah, aaah! 469 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,199 Aaah, aaaah, aaaah! 470 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,879 Aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah! 471 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,519 Aah, aah, aah! 472 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,599 Aah, aah, aah, aah! 473 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,519 Aah, aaah... 474 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,439 Ohhh. 475 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,239 Aaah, aaah! 476 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,919 Aaah, ohhh! 477 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,879 Ohhhh! 478 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,679 Aaaaah, aaaah, aaaah! 479 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,959 AAAAAAH, OHHHH! 480 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,679 AAAAAAAAHHHHH! 481 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,439 BOTH GROANING LOUDLY OVER EACH OTHER 482 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,400 You're doing far too much there, Chris. 483 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,759 Please don't hurt me, Mummy! 484 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,679 Your mummy has gone. Your mummy is dead... has gone! 485 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,559 BOTH: My love is dead. 486 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,599 And now I will have my revenge. And now I shall... WILL have my revenge! 487 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,239 Go, go, go! 488 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,719 SHE SCREAMS 489 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,879 SIREN APPROACHES 490 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,719 Help me! Help me! 491 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,840 KNOCK ON DOOR 492 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,639 Aha! 493 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,439 No need to panic. I'm here now. I'm... 494 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,199 I'm here. 495 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,519 Oh, yes, I... I'm... 496 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,559 ..I'm going to kill her! 497 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,479 Help me! I really need help right now! 498 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,039 Right, yes. Just hold on... Hold on a minute. 499 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,919 No, but I... I have no other option now, do I? So I'm going to... 500 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,199 I'm going to kill her, ha-ha-ha! It's happening! 501 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,159 In three... 502 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,959 ..two... 503 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,359 ..one... 504 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:26,079 ..and a half, and... 505 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,399 And I... Oh! 506 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,199 Oh, I've stabbed her. It's done. It's happened. This is so sad. Oh! 507 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,520 Aha! 508 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:40,999 GUNSHOT 509 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,239 Ah! Oh! 510 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,760 Oh! 511 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,240 You're safe now. 512 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,440 Here, take my hand. 513 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,760 Let's get you out of this damned place. 514 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,600 Everything's going to be OK. 515 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,520 DISCORDANT STRINGS 516 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,240 APPLAUSE 53810

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