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♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪
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-♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪
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♪ A nutty mutt living a dog's life ♪
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♪ But when he'd hear the bell for school ♪
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♪ He'd start to drool ♪
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-♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪
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♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪
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♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪
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♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪
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-♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪
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♪ He's so over just being rover ♪
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy ♪
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♪ Turns out he's a regular Einstein ♪
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♪ And Leonard is treading a fine line ♪
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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?
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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.
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♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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I hate dogs.
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪
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I do not wish to be a dog.
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♪ Now this bowser's ready for trousers ♪
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♪ I got to be a boy ♪
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♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪
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♪ This teacher's pet is gonna be a boy ♪
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Yes!
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["Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" plays]
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Ooh! It's the most beautiful
scarf I've ever seen!
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I'm sure of one thing--
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this definitely came
from a girl.
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Well, whoever
my Secret Santa is,
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thank you, thank you,
thank you!
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Shows how much she knows.
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I don't normally
shop off the rack,
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but that scarf just screamed out
to me, "Leslie!"
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Very nice, Leslie.
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All righty, then.
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It's time for my own little
Christmas cookie
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to open his present.
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Mom!
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Come on, Leonard, let's see what
your Secret Santa brought you.
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Oh, please, please, please, let
it be something good.
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-Eww!
-Eww, gross!
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What's wrong with you people?
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Haven't you ever seen
a wormball before?
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Oh, come on, boys, I'm taking
you back home.
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[all] Eww!
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[schoolbell rings]
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Okay, not so fast.
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I didn't give you your homework assignment
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for the Christmas vacation.
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Now, everyone get out your
pencils and write this down.
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[all] Aww!
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Have... a...
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wonderful...
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vacation...
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Psych!
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[cheering]
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Okay, bye!
See you next year!
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Have a great vacation!
Merry Christmas!
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A wormball!
Can you believe it?
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At least you've got Christmas to
look forward to.
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This yo-yo from my Secret Santa
is the only toy I'm gonna get.
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What are you talking about?
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Mom and I always get you toys
for Christmas.
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What you and ma get me
are dog toys.
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A rawhide bone. A new collar.
A dish with my name on it.
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Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.
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Well, that's because you're a dog.
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True... technically.
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But inasmuch as I spend half my
life in the persona
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of Scott Leadready II--
a boy--
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It would be nice if just once
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I could get some boy toys
for Christmas.
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Quit complaining.
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At least you know
you're going to be
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disappointed for Christmas.
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With me it's always the big buildup
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of all the great stuff
I'm gonna get,
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followed by the letdown of
getting underwear, socks,
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and "educational" games.
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Hey, look at this.
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"Lost. A beloved Tibetan terrier.
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Moby-Dog.
$500 reward for his return."
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He probably ran away
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'cause he knew he wasn't
gonna get any good toys.
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Looks like everyone's gonna
have a blue Christmas.
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♪ Deck the halls with boughs of Holly ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ Pretty Boy loves Mr. Jolly ♪
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♪ Fa la la la la [whistles] la ♪
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Leave it to you to ruin a
holiday classic!
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And speaking of holiday bummers,
look what the cat dragged in.
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No offense.
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Ah-huh. None taken.
What's the matter with you two?
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Uh, let's just say we've seen
the ghost of Christmas future,
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and it ain't pretty.
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-[clicks]
-Hey...
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Where'd you get the yo-yo?
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From my Secret Santa.
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You have a Secret Santa?!
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Where did you get
that Secret Santa?
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Can I get a Secret Santa?
What exactly is a Secret Santa?!
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Hmm? Huh? Hmm? Hmm?
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I bet you the guy who invented
the term "birdbrain"
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never owned a cat.
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A Secret Santa is where everyone
puts their name in a hat,
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you pull out a name and become
that person's Secret Santa,
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and have to get them
a Christmas present.
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But they never know it's from
you, hence the word "secret."
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What a perfectly wonderful idea!
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We should do the Secret Santa thing!
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Pretty Boy, let's put our names
in a hat.
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I'm guessing that
if I say no,
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you're just going to keep on
bugging me till I give in.
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Yep!
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All right.
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Hey, dogboy, let me borrow
your hat.
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I'll get some paper
and pencils!
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Here we go!
Okay, write...
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Write the name...
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Okay, and now we pick!
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Ooh, this is so exciting!
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Uh, I got me.
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And I got me.
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Okay, try again.
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[humming]
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Me again.
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Same here.
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Okay, one more time.
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Shake 'em up really good.
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Okay.
Hey, I got-- oops!
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I can't say.
It's a secret.
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I've seen some meshugeneh
kitties in my day,
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but hands down,
you take the cookie!
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Could you two please keep it
down to a dull, annoying roar?
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We're trying to be depressed
over here.
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Hey, check this out!
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[announcer] Graphics so real
you can see them!
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Sound so alive
you can hear it!
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Once you play the Mach III
Game Command
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everything else will seem
like a game!
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The Mach III Game Command.
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It's better than Mach II--
it's Mach III!
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In stores now.
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Did you see that?!
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Getting a Mach III Game Command
for Christmas
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would make me the happiest kid
in East Westland
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for the rest of my life!
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Or at least till they come out
with a Mach IV Game Command.
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...and it's got graphics so real
you can see them!
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And it's much better than
mach ii because it's Mach III.
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Did I mention that?!
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Only about 15 times.
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So...
Can I get it for Christmas?
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Please, can I?!
Please?! Please?!
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I don't know, Leonard.
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We'll have to see what Santa thinks.
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Now, how 'bout a little less chatter
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and a little more eating?
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All right.
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If I don't get that Mach III
Game Command, I'll just die.
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Well, it's nice to see you're
keeping things in perspective.
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W-What do you think?
Do I have a chance?
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A chance?!
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Lenny, weren't you listening to your mom?
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She said, "we'll have to see
what Santa thinks about it."
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So?
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Every kid past third grade knows
that when a parent says,
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"we'll have to see what Santa
thinks about it," they mean,
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"I'm gonna get on the phone to
the North Pole and make sure
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my snookums gets whatever his
heart desires."
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Really?
How did I miss that?!
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So, while you're reveling in
your Mach III Game Command
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on Christmas morn,
I'll be itching like crazy
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because my new dog collar chafes my neck.
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Yeah!!
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This is gonna be the best
Christmas ever!
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But I don't know why you're
so unhappy.
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I always share my toys with you.
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That's the whole point.
They're your toys!
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I play with your toys.
I wear your clothes.
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I sleep in your room.
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I want my own stuff!
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Aw, cheer up.
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At least you're not lost like that dog
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whose family is so worried that
they're willing to pay
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500 bucks to get him back.
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Oh, really?
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At least his family is willing
to spend a little dough-re-mi
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to show how much they love him.
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Wait a minute!
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$500!
Leonard, you're a genius!
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Don't you see?
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All I have to do is go out
and find that lost dog,
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return him to his owners,
collect the 500 simoleons,
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and no more hand-me-downs for
this dog-on-the-go!
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Hey, that's great!
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I'm gonna get my
Mach III Game Command,
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and you're gonna get
the $500 reward,
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and this really is gonna be the
best Christmas ever!
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Oh, Leonard, it's a Christmas miracle!
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Tap, tap, tap, tap.
Ah! Here we go.
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Now, then, let's just see what
they might have
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for a crabby canary.
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Hey! What do you think you're
doing barging in here like that?
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I know this Secret Santa thing
is supposed to be a secret,
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but let's quit the games
and admit it.
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I got you, you got me!
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I don't know what you're talking
about.
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[glass breaks]
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Come on, there were only two
names in the hat.
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You don't have to be a rocket
surgeon to figure it out.
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Sorry. No comprendo.
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Oy!
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Okay, here's the deal--
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how do I know whether
to get you something good
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or a piece of junk, unless I
know what you're getting me?!
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Pretty Boy, you're missing
the point of gift giving.
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It isn't about obligations.
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Your gift is an expression of
how much you care about someone.
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Ohhh. I see.
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All right, then, just tell me
how much it costs.
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Ha! No can do.
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Half the fun of Secret Santa
is not knowing.
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Oh, yeah?!
Well, I know one thing.
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I know you are a big pain
in my beak!
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Okey-doke, so now I'll just pop
by the toy store
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and pick up one of those
"Match" III game thingies.
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Then we're all finished with the
Christmas shopping.
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[woman] Get out of my way!
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[indistinct shouting]
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Excuse me, young man, could you
tell me please
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where you keep the "Match" III Game
Commands?
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Hah, we don't "keep" them.
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Those things fly off the shelves
faster than they come in.
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If I give you my phone number,
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would you call me if any more arrive?
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Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
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Sure, Leslie, you can come over
and play with it
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any time you want.
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Mi Mach III Game Command es su
Mach III Game Command.
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Tomorrow afternoon would be great.
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All righty, then.
It's a date.
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Ciao.
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Well, I'm off to find
the missing dog
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and cash in on the reward.
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I should be back before dinner.
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Good luck.
252
00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,129
Thanks, but with this nose
and these brains,
253
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,878
I won't be needing any luck.
254
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,169
Moby-dog, you are as good as found.
255
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,167
Mo-by!
256
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,253
Mo-by!
257
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:43,083
Where are you?!
258
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:43,996
[sighs]
259
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:47,075
So much for this nose
and these brains.
260
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,576
Oh, well, maybe I'll get lucky.
261
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,037
Brr-rr-rr.
It's getting cold.
262
00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,133
[horns honking]
263
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,830
Great googly moogly, Mary Lou!
264
00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,787
It's the mother lode!
265
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,995
Oh, my Leonard is gonna be so happy!
266
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,883
Hey, what the--
oh, no-- yikes.
267
00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,379
Hey! Ooh! Ooh!
Oh, boy. Ow!
268
00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,208
Hey, look out!
Get out of my way!
269
00:11:28,291 --> 00:11:30,921
Get out of my way!
Give me that!
270
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:37,503
Noooo!
271
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:44,290
I can squeeze you in from 4:00 to 4:30,
272
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:45,705
Saturday the 9th.
273
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:48,082
I'm sorry, that's my earliestavailability.
274
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,286
Oh, all right.
275
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,165
I guess I'll take
whatever I can get.
276
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,455
[wind blowing]
277
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,959
Moby?
Are you down there?
278
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,501
Hello? Anybody?
279
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:05,083
Oh, what's the use?
280
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:06,628
[shivering]
281
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,080
Ah-choo!
282
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,630
Gesundheit.
283
00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:10,829
Thanks.
284
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:12,129
Don't mention it.
285
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,828
Well, I guess I'd better keep looking.
286
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:18,628
Apparently my keen senses have
been dulled by the cold.
287
00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:27,082
Moby-dog, I presume?
288
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,996
That's my name,
don't wear it out.
289
00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:31,923
Oh, brother, you don't know how
glad I am to see you!
290
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,500
Spot's the name, and rescue is my game.
291
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:37,173
Come on, I'm taking you home to your
family!
292
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,380
[chuckles]
My family is right here.
293
00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,828
Oh, boy.
The pooch is hallucinating.
294
00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,627
Listen, pal, I hate to break it to you,
295
00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:47,959
but there's nobody here but us canines.
296
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,791
Not here.
297
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,325
Here.
298
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,042
Spot, this is Charlotte.
Charlotte, Spot.
299
00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:00,995
Oh! I, uh...
Ooh-- howdy, ma'am.
300
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,083
Hi, Spot--
301
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,826
and Moby, I think it's time.
302
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,327
Time?!
Time for what?!
303
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,957
Time to go home and collect
the reward?!
304
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:10,921
Uh, that is, I mean-- be with
our loved ones?
305
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000
No. Time for our family to be born.
306
00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,963
Uh, run that by me
one more time.
307
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,041
I'm about to have puppies.
308
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:22,455
Oh! That's nice.
She's about to have puppies.
309
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,082
Puppies?!
310
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,246
But...
311
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,133
I don't know anything 'bout
birthin' puppies,
312
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,578
Miss Charlotte!
313
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,078
Leonard, I'm home.
314
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,286
Hi, mom.
315
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:37,285
There's my little
bundle of joy.
316
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,205
Ha ha.
What do you have there?
317
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:42,041
Oh, this is my Mach III
Game Command play-schedule.
318
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,535
See, I've broken it down into
three categories--
319
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,625
"cool kids," "not-so-cool kids,"
and "total geeks."
320
00:13:47,709 --> 00:13:51,129
Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have
jumped to conclusions like that.
321
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:52,918
I don't know how to tell you this,
322
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,750
but Santa couldn't get any
Mach III Game Commands
323
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,004
and neither could I.
324
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,503
I looked everywhere.
325
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,463
What?! But you said--
I called everybody!
326
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,792
They all think--
327
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,495
Lenny, I'm so sorry.
328
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:05,423
[telephone rings]
329
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,576
I'll be right back.
330
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,038
[rings]
331
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,576
I'm ruined.
332
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,917
This is gonna be the worst
Christmas ever.
333
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,920
Hey, how come Spot's not here for dinner?
334
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,580
He went out to find some stupid lost dog.
335
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:22,077
Spot's outside?
In this weather?
336
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,036
What weather?
337
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:24,955
[wind howling]
338
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,040
Oh, my gosh!
339
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,375
It's a blizzard!
340
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,539
Spot! Here, boy!
341
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,245
Spot, are you out there?!
342
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,878
Hey, Nanook, in case you didn't
notice, I'm a tropical bird!
343
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,129
Shut the door!
344
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,583
Oh, Leonard, you'll never guess
what just happened!
345
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,827
That was the young man from the
first store I went to,
346
00:14:47,917 --> 00:14:50,457
and he said that someone just
returned a Mach III Game Command
347
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:53,002
and if we can get down there in
the next 30 minutes,
348
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,173
it's all ours!
349
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,420
Ha ha, isn't that fantastically
fabuloso?!
350
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,290
It's a Christmas miracle,
I tell you!
351
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,415
-Forget the game.
-What?
352
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,920
Spot's out there in the storm,
353
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,920
and I'm afraid if we don't find him,
he might freeze.
354
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,130
Oh, my gracious!
355
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,918
Poor little Spotty's out in this?!
356
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,880
Get your coat!
I'll start the car.
357
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,713
Does no one care about my
delicate constitution?!
358
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,206
[voice breaking]
Oh...Oh...
359
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,921
The miracle of life.
360
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,920
I can't believe I was here to
witness it.
361
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,670
Everything I've ever seen or
done or thought about
362
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:37,000
suddenly seems so trivial.
363
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:37,923
[crying]
364
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,749
But...
We can't dwell on the past.
365
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:46,044
Come on, Moby.
Time to get you home.
366
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,245
I appreciate what you're trying
to do here, Spot,
367
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,423
but I can't leave my family.
368
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,380
But what about your human family?
369
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,918
Ma and Pa and Little Bobby or
Jimmy or...
370
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,880
Montana, if they went with one
of those unique yuppie names.
371
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:03,081
What about them, huh?
Don't they count?
372
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,536
My owners don't have any kids, but I do.
373
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,875
I'm a dad now...
And I'm needed here.
374
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,075
Of course.
You're right.
375
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,626
I understand,
but if you don't mind,
376
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:15,919
I think I better be
getting home
377
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,920
so I can spend Christmas
with my family.
378
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,580
[whimpering]
379
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,877
[chuckles] Looks like you made
a new friend.
380
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,959
Aw, let's name him "Spot."
381
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:29,998
"Spot"?
You want to name him "Spot"?
382
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,293
[voice breaking]
That's the nicest--
383
00:16:31,792 --> 00:16:36,172
Oh, now look at me--
gettin' all emotional!
384
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,250
Hello, little Spot.
385
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,673
Yes! Yes!
Welcome to the world
386
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,500
ah... choo!
387
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,923
Gesundheit.
388
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,040
Oh, Moby, I'm worried.
It's getting awfully cold.
389
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,665
If we don't get the puppies
someplace warm
390
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,040
I'm afraid they might not make it.
391
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,075
Might not make it?
No!
392
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,626
I will not allow it!
393
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:59,999
Not as long as I have a breath
left to take.
394
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,083
You two stay here and keep the
puppies as warm as you can.
395
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,496
I'm going for help.
396
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:07,043
I shall return!
397
00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,997
Spot!
Spotty-wotty!
398
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,293
Here, boy!
399
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,043
Spot!
400
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,915
Oh, please, if I can just get my
Spot back,
401
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,830
I'll never ask for another toy.
402
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,825
Where am I?
403
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:35,746
[shivering]
S-s-s-so c-c-c-cold.
404
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,083
Spot, where are you?
405
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,036
Leonard, honey...
[sighs]
406
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,500
We've searched the whole town
twice, and now, I'm afraid,
407
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,423
it's time to go home and pray
408
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,000
that Spot found someplace warm
to spend the night.
409
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:54,043
No! Please, can't we just look a
little while longer?
410
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,205
Please?
411
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,671
All right, sweetie, but just for
a little while.
412
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,920
I can barely see the road in
front of me.
413
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,083
So tired now.
414
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:11,076
Must sleep before Santa comes.
415
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,956
Ohh...
416
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,673
Look...
417
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,460
A nice, soft cloud to rest on.
418
00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,212
[shivering]
419
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,955
Yow!
What am I doing?!
420
00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,541
I can't quit now...
421
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,375
But how am I ever gonna find my way home?
422
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,535
It's hopeless.
423
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,035
Ooh, look, a car!
Wait a minute!
424
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,035
Wait a minute--
that's not just a car.
425
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,415
Could it be...
426
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,790
Yes...
It's Mrs. H. And Leonard!
427
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,745
They've come to rescue me!
428
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,875
It's a Christmas miracle!
429
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,077
Oh! Oh, no!
430
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,706
My last chance at salvation!
431
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,082
Wait a minute...
432
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:00,126
There's still a chance!
433
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,080
[barking]
434
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,003
He's alive!
435
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,173
[both]
It's a Christmas miracle!
436
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:40,326
Oh, Spot, thank goodness we found you!
437
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,208
Lenny, you've got to follow me.
438
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,081
There's something
we have to do!
439
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,376
But...
440
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:47,788
[barking]
441
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,168
[whimpering]
442
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,753
And you're telling me this little fellow
443
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,503
actually found our Moby
and his new family?
444
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,503
That's right!
445
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,333
Spot's the best dog
in the world.
446
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,417
Well, this is just about the
best Christmas present
447
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,000
anyone ever got.
448
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:17,883
And you folk's have got a $500
reward coming to you.
449
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Oh, no, no.
450
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,673
We couldn't take money for
bringing your doggy home.
451
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,330
It just wouldn't be right,
especially on Christmas Eve.
452
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,037
[thinking] Nooo!
453
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,825
[all] Aww!
454
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:34,377
[thinking]
Aw, who cares about a stupid reward?
455
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,788
Okay, well, we better
be getting home.
456
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,625
Say, I just thought of something.
457
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,539
I work for this toy company,
458
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,785
and even though you won't take
the reward,
459
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,285
I was wondering, young man,
would you like one of these?
460
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,827
Ah!
461
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:55,921
Here you go.
Merry Christmas.
462
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,080
Don't say I never gave you nothin'.
463
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,786
For me?!
You were my Secret Santa?!
464
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:01,955
Quelle surprise!
465
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:05,081
Oh, I'm so excited I can hardly
stand it!
466
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,496
It's...
467
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,043
String?
468
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,125
So you can pull your catnip
mousy around.
469
00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,628
I ripped it off my seedball so
you could have it.
470
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:13,579
[voice breaking] Oh...
471
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,535
That is...
472
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,455
[crying]
473
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,293
What?!
474
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:24,247
A bell?!
475
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,923
I ripped apart my catnip mousy
476
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,380
so you could have a little bell
for your seedball.
477
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,955
You mean to tell me I ruined
478
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,081
a perfectly good seedball
for this?!
479
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,376
Sorry.
480
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,418
"Sorry" don't feed the canary,
mister!
481
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250
Isn't it funny?
482
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,875
I was bummed out 'cause I wasn't gonna get
the Mach III for Christmas,
483
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:43,289
then when I thought you were lost,
484
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:44,665
it was the worst Christmas ever.
485
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,130
But when we found you,
486
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,328
it turned out to be the best ever,
487
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,827
and I didn't even care about the
stupid game anymore.
488
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,457
Yes, Leonard,
that's very funny.
489
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:54,672
I, too, realized that getting
the $500 reward
490
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,920
so I could buy my own stuff
491
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,040
wasn't important in the grand
scheme of things
492
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:01,375
'cause as I long as I can wake
up and play with you,
493
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:03,918
that's the greatest gift I could
ever hope to receive.
494
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,380
Me, too.
495
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,038
You know what I think
we've got here?
496
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,375
I think I do.
497
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,248
Then say it with me...
498
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:13,713
[both]
It's a Christmas miracle!
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