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♪ Born on the wrong end
Of the leash ♪
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-♪ He was a dreamer ♪
-♪ And a little schemer ♪
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♪ A nutty mutt living a dog's life ♪
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♪ But when he'd hear the bell for school ♪
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♪ He'd start to drool ♪
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-♪ One day he says ♪
-♪ I'll take a chance ♪
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♪ Trades his leash
For a pair of pants ♪
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♪ In a glance, school becomes
His favorite pastime ♪
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♪ I have buried a bone
For the last time ♪
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-♪ He says ♪
-♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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♪ Ooh, he's bad ♪
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♪ He's so over just being rover ♪
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ It's so weird ♪
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♪ He says he's just gonna be a boy ♪
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♪ Turns out he's a regular Einstein ♪
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♪ And Leonard is treading a fine line ♪
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Why can't I be a normal kid
like any other?
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Now, doodle bug, listen to mother.
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♪ I want to be a boy ♪
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I hate dogs.
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♪ I gotta be a boy ♪
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♪ This power pup's gonna be a boy ♪
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I do not wish to be a dog.
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♪ Now this bowser's ready for trousers ♪
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♪ I got to be a boy ♪
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♪ His nose is wet but you can bet ♪
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♪ This teacher's pet is gonna be a boy ♪
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Yes!
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Leonard,
do my eyes deceive me,
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or is that your dream girl,
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the future
Mrs. Leslie Dunkling Helperman
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preceding us by a mere few paces?
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Yeah, right.
She doesn't even know I exist.
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I shall prove you wrong.
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Oh, Leslie.
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Wait up!
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No!
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As they say, Leonard, the proof
is in the pudding.
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Incidentally, you wouldn't
happen to have
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any pudding in your lunch, would you?
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Oh, hi, Scott.
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[Leonard] Hi, Leslie.
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Hey, Scott, did you
finish your homework?
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Aaaah.
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See?
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Perhaps it's not pudding
I should be eating,
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but crow.
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[squawking]
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Thanks for walking me
to school, Scott.
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No problemo.
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Leonard and I enjoyed it.
Right, Leonard?
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Righ-- ahh.
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[girls giggling]
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Righ-- ahh.
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[shivers]
That was cold, man.
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What's the matter, Helperman?
Girl problems?
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Girl problems?
Where'd you get that idea?
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The last thing I have
is girl problems.
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Let's just say that Leonard is
vexed and perplexed
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by the opposite sex.
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Uhh...
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He's totally bummed because
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Leslie doesn't pay
any attention to him.
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Thanks for backing me up.
Here comes the abuse.
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Hey-- don't even try
to figure them out.
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Huh?
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Yeah, dude.
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Girls are, like,
I don't know,
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a whole different gender
or something.
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Yeah, like, who knows
what they think?
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I do!
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Ian...
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You know what girls think?
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"What girls think"?
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Oh, I thought you said,
"who knows what stinks?"
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[all exclaim]
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Put that down!
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[all giggling]
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Just look at them.
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All goofy about
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Leslie Dunkling's
10th birthday party.
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Ooh, look at me. I'm going to
an all-girl slumber party.
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♪ Di-di di-di-di-di ♪
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[sighs]
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I wish Leslie would invite me
to an all-girl slumber party.
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What?!
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An all-girl slumber party?
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What are you, Helperman, a girl?
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Um, I mean any party.
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Just once, you know,
to find out what girls think.
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Too bad you couldn't magically
change yourself into a fly.
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Then you could sit on the wall
and hear everything.
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Good idea, Ian, except for
the "magically change" part.
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I know it's a good idea.
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But you're never gonna be able
to do the fly thing
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without the "magically change" part.
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Trust me, I tried.
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Okay, then. How about we bring
this conversation
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back to planet earth?
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We may not be able to turn
ourselves into flies,
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but we can get ourselves in to
observe Leslie's all-girl party.
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-Can't be done.
-Impossible.
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No way.
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Watch the master at work.
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Did you ever notice that Scott
walks kind of funny?
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Yeah.
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It's almost like walking upright
isn't natural for him.
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Yeah. What's up with that?
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Yeah!
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What's up with that?
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That Leadready is so-o-o
weird!
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Gentlemen, I just wangled an
invitation to Leslie's party
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for Leonard and moi.
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But it's a slumber party!
Just for girls!
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How did you get us
an invitation?
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Well, it's not so much
an invitation as... a gig.
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A gig!
You got us a gig?
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What's a gig?
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A gig is an engagement to perform.
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It being Leslie's 10th birthday,
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I figured they'd like to have
some special entertainment.
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So we're doing
our famous magic act!
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We have a magic act?
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You're famous?
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We will be, Ian,
when we return
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from Leslie Dunkling's
birthday party
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with a comprehensive and
encyclopedic knowledge
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of what fourth-grade girls
really think.
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[all exclaim]
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Excuse me, but I believe
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you mentioned something
about a magic act?
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I certainly did.
I certainly did.
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You've heard of
Siegfried and Roy?
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Well, you're looking at
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Leadready and Boy--
Masters of Magic.
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Oh-ho, no.
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No way.
Absolutely, positively not.
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I'm really looking forward to
your magic act, Leonard.
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I hear it's great.
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Oh, well...
Abracadabra.
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[bell jingles]
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Hello?
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Hmm. No one's here.
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Let's go.
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Waaah!
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[gasps]
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Whoa!
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May I be of assistance?
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We need to learn magic
in a hurry.
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Could you give us
a few pointers?
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You mean like this?
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Wow!
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Make a note--
we'll need capes.
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Uh-oh. It's coming in
for a landing.
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Catch it!
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Ah.
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Thank you.
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I'd better put this away before
it takes off again.
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Whoa! He's good.
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[water sloshing]
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Make a note--
we'll need top hats.
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And fish.
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Here.
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Pick a card.
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[fanfare]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the Helperman home
is proud to present
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the magic stylings
of Leadready and Boy!
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Ooh! A floating hand.
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Nice effect... I think.
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This is where you applaud.
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Oh. I thought
that was part of the show.
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Yay!
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Hey, look!
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Superboy and Wonder Dog just
stepped out of the shower.
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I like the Turkish-bath look.
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It hints of faraway,
exotic places.
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The Amazing Leadready
will read your mind.
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Pick a card.
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Got it!
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And now the Amazing Leadready
will perform
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the Indian rope trick.
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Hey, wait. Ho ho.
What about the card?
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Uh, the idea was to tell you
while we did the rope trick.
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I wanna know now!
I'm a cat. I'm curious.
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I'm a bird, and I'm bored.
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I told you we should've showed
the card right away.
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All right, it was a 9.
Are you happy now?
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I'm ecstatic.
But the card was a Jack.
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It was a 9!
End of discussion.
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Ahh.
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Now, if I could have a volunteer
from the audience?
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What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?
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Ain't that ironic?
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I get severe stage fright.
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I don't wanna
make a fool of myself.
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Too late.
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I see I have no volunteers.
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We're doomed.
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This is a terrible
dress rehearsal.
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I say you call Leslie and
tell her we're sick.
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Nonsense. That's just
opening-night jitters.
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You know what they say,
"bad rehearsal, good show."
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Who says that?
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Must you question everything?
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[girls giggling]
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Ta-da!
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[laughing]
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They love us.
Listen to them laughing.
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They're not laughing with us.
They're laughing at us.
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At us, with us,
potato, po-tah-to.
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Let's cut
the whole thing short.
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Good thinking.
Always leave them wanting more.
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Ladies, for our finale,
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I shall pour the contents
of this fishbowl
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into my magic top hat,
and make it disappear!
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[all] Aaah!
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That's not right.
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Wait.
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Let me try it again.
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For goodness sake.
Give me that.
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There.
That's how you do it.
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[laughing]
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[whistles]
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Come on.
There's pizza in the kitchen.
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[giggling]
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Ah, look at the bright side, Leonard,
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Leslie knows you exist.
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Yeah, enough to laugh at me
the rest of my life.
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Forget about that.
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Didn't you feel it?
The vibes?
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For one brief, shining moment,
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couldn't you almost tell
what girls think?
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Yeah. They were thinking
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Leonard and Scott are
a couple of boobs.
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Now let's just get the rest
of our magic tricks
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and get out of here.
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Oh, fine...
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Quitter.
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I'm not a quitter.
I just know when to give up.
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[girls giggling]
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Shh.
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What?
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Listen.
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Don't you want to take the
totally, like, Buzz 'zine poll?
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"Who Is The Hottie Boy For You?"
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Shh.
Ow!
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-Now, that would be fun.
-Let's take the test.
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What are you doing?
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Shh-ush! You wanted to know
what you should do
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to get Leslie to notice you,
this is your chance.
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This is wrong.
It's eavesdropping.
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If they're willing to talk
without making sure we're gone,
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then it's all right
to listen.
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Well, let me out.
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Wait, Leonard, we're not
doing this for me.
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We're not doing this for you.
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We're not?
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No.
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We're doing it
for every fourth-grade boy
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who asks the question,
263
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,923
"what goes on inside the heads
of fourth-grade girls?"
264
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,880
Okay, so what makes a boy
a hottie to you, Leslie?
265
00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:20,039
Okay, that's it.
I'm out of here.
266
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:24,205
Me? Well, if a boy-- or, say,
for instance, Leonard--
267
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:27,041
maybe if we heard
just a little.
268
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,915
...were to
quote poetry to me.
269
00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:30,501
I love poetry.
270
00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:32,003
[all] Yeah.
271
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,543
I like smart boys. Hotties know
a lot about a lot.
272
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,875
Yes!
273
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,709
Oh, and you know what else?
274
00:11:39,792 --> 00:11:43,132
Speaking in a French accent,
like Scott does sometimes.
275
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,918
[French accent]
Oh, huh-huh.
276
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,580
And they especially
should know about
277
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,077
fertilizer and underwear.
278
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,826
Eww.
279
00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:55,247
Oh, yes. It means they care
about the environment and...
280
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,253
And... underwear.
281
00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:00,133
[all] Yeah.
282
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,998
I better write this down.
283
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:05,583
You know what else
makes a boy so cute?
284
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,497
Wearing pants
2 sizes too small.
285
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,133
Yeah, yeah.
With suspenders.
286
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,998
[all cheer]
287
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,923
And socks that don't match.
288
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,880
Oh, and who could resist
289
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:18,169
a boy in a beanie cap
with a propeller?
290
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,460
Not me.
291
00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:20,962
Me neither.
292
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,131
Come on, Leslie.
Open your presents.
293
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,208
Yeah, open them.
294
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,381
Yeah! Yeah!
Open them!
295
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:29,038
Let's get out of here. We've got
to tell the other boys.
296
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,075
No!
297
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,206
No? Leonard,
I'm surprised at you.
298
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:35,631
Selfishness has never been one
of your character traits.
299
00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:36,919
We can't leave now.
300
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,080
They'll know we've been
eavesdropping.
301
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,916
So what you're saying is,
302
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,080
we'll just have to stay and listen.
303
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:53,956
Leslie, honey, this is
from your father and me.
304
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,211
Happy birthday.
305
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,381
[all chanting] Open it!
Open it! Open it! Open it!
306
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:58,828
Okay, okay.
307
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,918
My own cellphone!
308
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,920
Thanks, Mom.
309
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,790
We know you'll use it
responsibly, dear.
310
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,575
Now, how about
some cake and ice cream?
311
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:14,457
[all cheer]
312
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,125
[Leonard] They're gone.
313
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,745
The coast is clear.
314
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,037
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
315
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:34,825
Cuckoo!
316
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:39,075
Ready?
317
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,126
Ready.
318
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,168
Okay, Leonard,
there's the door--
319
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,290
our gateway
to freedom and glory.
320
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,915
Now, here's the plan--
321
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,420
or we can do that.
322
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,631
Be right back, girls.
323
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:51,629
Yikes!
324
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:52,789
Hide!
325
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,325
Since we're in for the night,
326
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,917
I'm gonna turn on
the home-security system
327
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,250
while I'm thinking of it.
328
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,333
I don't want
to forget it later.
329
00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:02,077
What do we do now?
330
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:05,076
Well, you've heard of
the fight or flight syndrome?
331
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,826
Probably not.
332
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,584
Well, we can't fight,
so it's flight!
333
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,458
[man] Security system activating.
334
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,002
Back door...
335
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,043
-[beeps]
-Locked.
336
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,455
Den window...
337
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:18,292
-[beeps]
-Locked.
338
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,785
All doors and windows locked.
339
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,245
Do you see the irony here?
340
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:24,463
This marvel of modern
technology,
341
00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:27,582
designed to keep unwanted
intruders from breaking in,
342
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,707
is keeping us
from breaking out.
343
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,132
Irony, shmirony.
344
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:34,168
We're trapped in
Leslie Dunkling's house!
345
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,578
[girls giggling]
346
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,037
-Aaaah!
-Aaaah!
347
00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:49,125
They're coming.
348
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,828
Back to the closet!
349
00:14:57,834 --> 00:15:01,294
I don't think this is the time
to admire Leslie's gifts.
350
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,745
[laughing]
351
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,884
Maybe we should
just give up.
352
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,254
I'm getting out of here.
353
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:11,753
What?!
354
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:14,134
They already think we're dorky,
lame magicians.
355
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:16,038
If you step out
of the closet now,
356
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,915
they'll think we're
eavesdropping,
357
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,920
dorky, lame magicians.
358
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,420
Well, aren't we?
359
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,790
Until I can think
of something better.
360
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:26,205
Either way, Leslie will hate me
for the rest of my life.
361
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,831
Leonard, we can't give up.
362
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:31,077
Remember... remember...
363
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,996
Remember The Alamo!
364
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,043
Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie
365
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:37,995
were completely surrounded
by Santa Anna's army.
366
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,083
But did they give up?
367
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,626
No one survived.
368
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,579
Okay, bad example.
369
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:48,457
Amelia Earhart, aviator, set out
to fly around the world--
370
00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,962
okay, another bad example.
371
00:15:51,041 --> 00:15:53,541
The point is, we've come too far
to give up now.
372
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,955
There's gotta be something
in this closet
373
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:58,081
that we could use
to make an escape.
374
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,326
Like what?
375
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,577
Well...
376
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:03,667
That sand bucket and shovel.
377
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:07,080
And what,
tunnel our way out?
378
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,416
[sirens wailing]
379
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,830
By my calculations, we're
outside the prison wall.
380
00:16:13,917 --> 00:16:16,997
[Scottish accent] Aye.
I envy your Yankee ingenuity.
381
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,833
I say give it a go, laddie, break out.
382
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:23,957
Aaaaah!
383
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,333
[laughing]
384
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,423
I don't think so.
385
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,540
Or we could put on some of
Leslie's clothing
386
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,165
and pretend we're girls.
387
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:39,000
All we have to do is know
what girls think,
388
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,043
and act accordingly.
389
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,125
That's what got us
into this whole mess.
390
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,378
Now let me out!
391
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:45,788
I've got it!
392
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,785
Who are you calling?
393
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:49,995
[rings]
394
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,583
Hello?
395
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:53,537
Leslie,
it's Scott and Leonard.
396
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:56,245
Did you think
our magic act was over?
397
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,713
Well, it's not!
You didn't see the grand finale.
398
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:02,422
We're gonna make ourselves reappear
399
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,130
on the window seat
in your bedroom.
400
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,378
What?
401
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,458
It's Scott and Leonard.
402
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:08,672
[giggling]
403
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,790
Yes, the doors and windows
are locked.
404
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,035
And the alarm is on, right?
405
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:14,247
Yes.
406
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,463
So, if we reappear
sitting on the window seat,
407
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,672
it would be magic.
408
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,750
The window seat?
In my room?
409
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,674
Yes, that would certainly
be magical.
410
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,880
Okey-dokey.
411
00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:29,329
I want you and the others
to go out of your room,
412
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:30,877
say the magic words--
413
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,459
"Abra-conundrum, confuse ya,
panunbrum,"
414
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,582
and then come back in.
Ready?
415
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,460
Abra-conun...
416
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,628
Fuchsia... what?
417
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:42,379
Never mind!
I'll say it myself!
418
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:45,918
Abra-conundrum, confuse ya,
panunbrum.
419
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,960
Boy, if they reappear,
that's really magic.
420
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,081
That would be amazing.
421
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:55,706
Yeah, better than
Myron the Magnifico.
422
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,708
-Ta-da!!
-Ta-da!!
423
00:18:00,792 --> 00:18:02,962
You sat in pizza.
424
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,041
[girls laughing]
425
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:10,916
Leonard, you crack me up!
426
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:17,535
Uh, all part of the act, ladies.
Glad you enjoyed it.
427
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,575
Thank you and good night.
428
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,377
[girls laughing]
429
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:23,248
They sat in pizza!
430
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:27,423
That'll teach them
to eavesdrop.
431
00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,629
See, Leonard,
you fretted needlessly.
432
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:37,209
Our eavesdropping incident is over,
433
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:40,461
and we have escaped
with our dignity intact.
434
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:41,752
Almost intact.
435
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:43,254
We did sit in pizza.
436
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,333
Hey, it was a live show.
Things happen.
437
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,457
But aside from from that
minor hitch,
438
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,462
all's well that ends well.
439
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:54,002
At last, we know
what girls want.
440
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,963
And in the information age,
information means power.
441
00:18:58,041 --> 00:18:59,421
Ha! Ha ha ha ha!
442
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,630
I can't wait
to call the guys.
443
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:06,793
[bell rings]
444
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,460
Is my beanie on straight?
445
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,882
[French accent]
Like an arrow, mon ami.
446
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:19,079
[all gasp]
447
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,995
What is with you guys?
448
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,213
Oh, ho ho.
449
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:27,921
We just wear
what the girls find fair.
450
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,670
[giggles]
Is it Halloween already?
451
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,540
I'll just let that remark slide,
like, well,
452
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,375
like water off a duck's back.
453
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:39,038
Duck factoid-- their feathers
form a waterproof shield.
454
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,325
And you're telling us
this because...
455
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,457
[normal voice]
Oh, let's just say
456
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:44,962
we can hear your thoughts.
457
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:48,171
Or what we're saying while
you're hiding in the closet.
458
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:50,995
Is that really
what you think
459
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,133
we think
will make you hotties?
460
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,788
They knew they were there?
461
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:58,955
Duh! I mean, magically
reappearing in my room
462
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:03,001
after saying, "Abra-conundrum,
confuse ya, panunbrum"?
463
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:06,423
You sat in pizza.
Who do you think put it there?
464
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,830
I-It was a live show.
465
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,627
You mean you didn't know?
466
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,999
No. Yes!
467
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,583
Uh, that is to say,
Leonard knew.
468
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,327
[all] He did?
469
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:17,787
I did?
470
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,165
Go with me on this.
471
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,580
Yes, he did!
472
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,127
Right after you
first came in the room,
473
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:26,538
Leonard told me it was wrong to
hide in the closet and listen,
474
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,075
but I didn't believe him.
475
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:31,326
So he went along with
what the girls were saying
476
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,207
as a lesson on the evils
of eavesdropping,
477
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,001
that nothing good can come
478
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:38,963
from invading someone else's privacy.
479
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,381
And, boy, did it work.
480
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,628
Leonard,
I have to give you credit.
481
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,039
That was pretty smart.
482
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,075
-Way to go, Leonard.
-Yeah.
483
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,246
Did you see that?
Leslie spoke to me.
484
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,383
Thanks, Scott.
485
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,378
Guess they believed me, huh?
486
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:54,878
Especially the part about
never eavesdropping again.
487
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:55,999
I know I won't.
488
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,383
Me neither.
489
00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:00,458
And no more "Leadready and
Boy-- Masters of Magic," okay?
490
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:03,132
I never want to perform
magic again.
491
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,378
You never performed magic
in the first place.
492
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,328
Scott Leadready and
Leonard Helperman
493
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:09,957
report to Principal Strickler's
office immediately.
494
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:16,747
[door closes]
495
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:19,004
You wanted to see us, sir?
496
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:22,083
I heard all about
your "appearance"
497
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,166
at Leslie Dunkling's party.
498
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,500
You did?
499
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,583
Leslie's party?
That was an all-girls party.
500
00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:29,997
Don't play coy with me.
501
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,793
I know all about what really
happened at Leslie's party.
502
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,955
Sir, since I'm
the one responsible
503
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,001
for bringing
Leonard into this,
504
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:39,583
I'm the one
you should really be talking to.
505
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:43,705
Good. Because I want you both
to perform at the monthly
506
00:21:43,792 --> 00:21:47,462
Saturday pancake-breakfast
meeting of school principals.
507
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:50,382
Especially that trick where you
make yourselves disappear
508
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,918
and then reappear
sitting on pizza!
509
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,540
Oh, no!
510
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:55,785
Oh, yes.
511
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,035
And I want you to wear
512
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:59,575
those fabulous magician outfits
you're in,
513
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,997
but don't forget
the turbans and capes.
514
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,915
I think we should head back to
Myron the Magnifico's.
515
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,210
To buy more tricks?
516
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:11,831
No, so he can teach us
how to disappear...
517
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:13,247
For good.
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