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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:05,463 I can't believe this. I've never seen a game seven. 2 00:00:05,386 --> 00:00:09,216 - Go into double overtime. - Get it to lebron! Get it to lebron! 3 00:00:09,098 --> 00:00:11,558 Five, four, three... 4 00:00:11,496 --> 00:00:14,596 To channel 2. 5 00:00:14,508 --> 00:00:17,038 What are you doing?! 6 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,273 They're announcing the tween choice nominations. 7 00:00:22,863 --> 00:00:28,333 Finally, the nominees for best tween show are... 8 00:00:29,549 --> 00:00:31,719 "skateboarding boyz," 9 00:00:33,069 --> 00:00:35,709 "so you're thinkin' you're Lincoln?" 10 00:00:37,424 --> 00:00:40,194 "mackenzie falls," 11 00:00:40,109 --> 00:00:42,279 And last but not least... 12 00:00:42,229 --> 00:00:45,189 Come on, come on, come on. 13 00:00:45,107 --> 00:00:46,877 ..."so random!" 14 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:48,664 no way, yes! 15 00:00:48,627 --> 00:00:51,927 Why are you guys groaning? 16 00:00:51,831 --> 00:00:55,461 We just got nominated for best tween show. This is huge. 17 00:00:55,351 --> 00:00:59,651 No, this is just another opportunity for us to lose to "mackenzie falls." 18 00:00:59,505 --> 00:01:01,275 Mm-hmm, that's right, Sonny. 19 00:01:01,241 --> 00:01:04,911 This'll be our sixth year in a row losing to "mac falls." 20 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:06,690 Well, you know what? This is my first time. 21 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:08,481 Being nominated, so I'd like to enjoy it. 22 00:01:08,445 --> 00:01:10,645 I'm going to enjoy it tawni-style, 23 00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:13,284 With a special outfit that says, "even though I lost, 24 00:01:13,212 --> 00:01:16,412 Look at me, look at me, not kristen Stewart!" 25 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,110 And I'm working on a special. 26 00:01:18,075 --> 00:01:19,945 Congratulatory prank for "mac falls" 27 00:01:19,898 --> 00:01:21,928 That involves eggs, three types of dung. 28 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:23,553 And an industrial vacuum cleaner. 29 00:01:23,514 --> 00:01:25,514 Three types of dung?! 30 00:01:25,471 --> 00:01:27,501 Okay, you know what? Stop right there! 31 00:01:27,447 --> 00:01:29,657 Are we really the kind of people that would resort. 32 00:01:29,595 --> 00:01:32,265 - To petty pranks out of jealousy? - Three types of dung! 33 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:36,498 Okay, we are, but look, this year win or lose... 34 00:01:36,415 --> 00:01:39,115 - Lose! -... We're gonna be gracious about it. 35 00:01:39,034 --> 00:01:41,704 Why should we? "Mackenzie falls" is never gracious about it. 36 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:44,333 Chad is a totally changed person since we started dating. 37 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:47,162 - This year, win or lose... - Lose! 38 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:49,842 - Or win! - Or lose! 39 00:01:49,758 --> 00:01:52,598 ... It's gonna be totally different with "mackenzie falls." 40 00:01:52,511 --> 00:01:56,321 If a boyfriend and a girlfriend can compete civilly, then so can our two shows. 41 00:01:56,194 --> 00:01:59,294 And just to be sure, I'm gonna go talk to him about it right now. 42 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:02,371 No pranks! 43 00:02:02,343 --> 00:02:04,973 What am I supposed to do with 4,000 poached eggs? 44 00:02:04,904 --> 00:02:06,764 Oooh, dibbs on eight of them. 45 00:02:10,084 --> 00:02:13,654 ♪ off to the races, I'm going places ♪ 46 00:02:13,546 --> 00:02:16,676 ♪ might be a long shot, not gonna waste it ♪ 47 00:02:16,587 --> 00:02:21,087 ♪ this is the big break and it's calling my name ♪ 48 00:02:20,942 --> 00:02:23,102 ♪ yeah ♪ 49 00:02:23,052 --> 00:02:26,122 ♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪ 50 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:28,926 ♪ at least that's how I see it ♪ 51 00:02:28,846 --> 00:02:32,646 ♪ having a dream is just the beginning ♪ 52 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,260 ♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪ 53 00:02:35,177 --> 00:02:38,617 ♪ can't take away this feeling ♪ 54 00:02:38,515 --> 00:02:41,345 ♪ taking a ride with chance on my side ♪ 55 00:02:41,268 --> 00:02:43,298 ♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪ 56 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:45,854 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 57 00:02:45,776 --> 00:02:47,676 ♪ so far, so great ♪ 58 00:02:47,637 --> 00:02:51,037 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 59 00:02:50,927 --> 00:02:53,727 ♪ ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da ♪ 60 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,581 ♪ yow! ♪. 61 00:02:55,694 --> 00:02:56,894 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 62 00:02:57,747 --> 00:03:00,347 And this sixth straight win for "mackenzie falls"... 63 00:03:00,279 --> 00:03:02,079 No no no, huh-uh. You know what? 64 00:03:02,035 --> 00:03:04,405 Let me rehearse that one more time. Sorry. 65 00:03:04,337 --> 00:03:07,977 And this sixth straight win for "mackenzie falls" 66 00:03:07,857 --> 00:03:10,827 Would not have been possible without my... 67 00:03:10,744 --> 00:03:13,344 My passion, my dedication, 68 00:03:13,267 --> 00:03:15,737 My creativity. 69 00:03:15,665 --> 00:03:17,465 Am I leaving anything out? 70 00:03:18,706 --> 00:03:21,206 I'm sorry, are you on our show? 71 00:03:21,142 --> 00:03:23,412 Oh hey, "mac falls." 72 00:03:23,348 --> 00:03:25,578 So "so random!" wanted me to bring over a little something. 73 00:03:25,526 --> 00:03:27,226 To congratulate you guys on your nomination. 74 00:03:27,185 --> 00:03:29,425 - It's gonna blow! - Everyone duck! 75 00:03:30,581 --> 00:03:33,151 Oh my gosh, come on, guys, really? 76 00:03:33,075 --> 00:03:35,575 This is a real muffin basket, not a prank. 77 00:03:35,511 --> 00:03:37,711 "so random!" has decided to take the high road. 78 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,920 Well, of course I trust you. 79 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:42,866 But these guys and what's-her-face are gonna need some proof. 80 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,206 - Eat it. - What? 81 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:49,264 Eat it. Come on, Sonny. 82 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,639 You are not shoving this in my face. Chad, you are ridiculous. 83 00:03:51,578 --> 00:03:54,678 So what if we're up for the same award? We should be thrilled. 84 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:56,850 Why does it have to be about winning or losing? 85 00:03:56,796 --> 00:03:59,896 - Because we like winning. - And more importantly we like you losing... 86 00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:01,008 To us. 87 00:04:00,988 --> 00:04:02,788 No no no no. 88 00:04:04,057 --> 00:04:06,357 Guys, you know, maybe there's. 89 00:04:06,302 --> 00:04:10,872 Something to this high-road thing milady's yammering on about. 90 00:04:10,714 --> 00:04:13,014 You know what? New year, new attitude. 91 00:04:12,959 --> 00:04:15,159 Everyone grab a muffin. 92 00:04:15,098 --> 00:04:17,598 Except you. I don't know who you are. 93 00:04:20,863 --> 00:04:22,993 To "mac falls" and "so random!" 94 00:04:22,944 --> 00:04:27,914 No matter who wins best show, we promise not to rub it in your face. 95 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:30,340 - That's your high road? - Pretty good, huh? 96 00:04:30,273 --> 00:04:33,503 No, give me my muffins back. Give them back. 97 00:04:33,409 --> 00:04:35,609 - Fine. - I'm taking them back. 98 00:04:35,558 --> 00:04:39,628 Except maybe I'll just leave this one. 99 00:04:48,392 --> 00:04:51,122 Really? Awesome. 100 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:54,579 We'd be thrilled to do it. Thanks. 101 00:04:54,474 --> 00:04:57,334 - Dude. - Hmm? 102 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:01,825 We get to present the tween choice award for best sound effect. 103 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,308 - This is big. - Oh yeah, huge! 104 00:05:04,229 --> 00:05:07,129 So... so it's an award for sound effects, right? 105 00:05:07,049 --> 00:05:08,849 - Yeah yeah. - How about 106 00:05:08,804 --> 00:05:10,814 I do my impression of the sound. 107 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:13,391 Of a small bird laying a big egg? 108 00:05:13,322 --> 00:05:15,922 Bok-kkk! 109 00:05:18,128 --> 00:05:21,558 Come on, dude, that's not funny. 110 00:05:21,456 --> 00:05:23,716 - We're presenters... - Yeah? 111 00:05:23,663 --> 00:05:26,033 ...At "the tween choice awards." 112 00:05:25,965 --> 00:05:27,765 - Yeah. - We have to be witty. 113 00:05:27,730 --> 00:05:30,190 Like you say, "we're presenting. 114 00:05:30,128 --> 00:05:32,258 The award for best sound effects." 115 00:05:32,209 --> 00:05:35,139 And I say, "I like the sound of that." 116 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:38,028 And then you say, "I hear ya." 117 00:05:40,468 --> 00:05:43,868 Yeah, and then we'll both hear silence, because that is not funny at all! 118 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:46,628 Okay okay, how do we settle this? 119 00:05:46,549 --> 00:05:49,749 This may be the most important decision of our careers. 120 00:05:49,648 --> 00:05:51,958 We have to figure this out like adults. 121 00:05:54,866 --> 00:05:56,536 Boom! 122 00:05:56,496 --> 00:05:59,006 One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war! 123 00:06:04,726 --> 00:06:08,926 Hello, I'm Ryan loughlin, this year's host of "the tween choice awards," 124 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:11,953 Coming to you live from the red carpet. 125 00:06:11,863 --> 00:06:14,533 It is a veritable "who's who" 126 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:17,293 Of who can't stay out past 10:00. 127 00:06:17,206 --> 00:06:19,976 Oh look, it's "so random!"'s 128 00:06:19,892 --> 00:06:22,432 Nico Harris and Grady Mitchell... 129 00:06:22,357 --> 00:06:26,297 Standing in front of two people you would much rather see me interview. 130 00:06:26,165 --> 00:06:28,905 Sonny, Chad, quick word! 131 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,362 We of course are joined now. 132 00:06:31,287 --> 00:06:33,987 By tonight's hottest Hollywood couple. 133 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:36,485 And, Sonny, this is your very first red carpet. 134 00:06:36,409 --> 00:06:40,209 Sixth consecutive battle between "so random! " and "mackenzie falls," 135 00:06:40,093 --> 00:06:43,993 But our first one between boyfriend and girlfriend. 136 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:47,302 - Your thoughts? - Actually, you know, we don't see it as a battle. 137 00:06:47,191 --> 00:06:49,601 It's just an honor to be nominated. 138 00:06:49,531 --> 00:06:53,001 Which is something the loser always says. 139 00:06:52,889 --> 00:06:56,429 - Am I right, Chad? - Ryan, there are no losers. 140 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:59,513 Aww, that's right, Chad. 141 00:06:59,421 --> 00:07:02,921 Tonight we're taking the high road, okay? 142 00:07:02,816 --> 00:07:06,186 - Isn't that right, sweetie? - Absolutely... high road. 143 00:07:06,078 --> 00:07:08,278 High road. 144 00:07:08,226 --> 00:07:10,296 We're gonna win. What? 145 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:12,871 - What are you doing? - Nothing. You look great, wow. 146 00:07:12,802 --> 00:07:16,872 ...Meal or no meal dancers. 147 00:07:16,735 --> 00:07:19,905 I still think we should do my "bok" joke. 148 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,344 Dude, I won the thumb-war contest fair and square. 149 00:07:24,897 --> 00:07:28,937 And now presenting the award for best sound effects, 150 00:07:28,811 --> 00:07:32,481 Give it up for Grady Mitchell and Nico Harris. 151 00:07:36,964 --> 00:07:39,434 - Ahh. - Mmm. 152 00:07:39,372 --> 00:07:41,232 - Sound effects... - Mmm. 153 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:43,325 I like the sound... 154 00:07:43,276 --> 00:07:46,046 Of that. Oh... 155 00:07:45,962 --> 00:07:48,632 I hear ya, buddy. 156 00:07:50,317 --> 00:07:53,547 You hear that? Nothing. Nothing! 157 00:07:53,453 --> 00:07:56,123 You know another sound I like? 158 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,343 - What? - The sound a small bird makes. 159 00:07:58,288 --> 00:08:01,058 When it's laying a big egg. 160 00:08:00,973 --> 00:08:03,343 Bok! 161 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:04,946 Bok bok! 162 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,250 And the nominees are... 163 00:08:12,177 --> 00:08:16,547 One more time for the best adult cast playing tweens: 164 00:08:16,398 --> 00:08:18,338 "glee." 165 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:23,047 I can't believe you stole my joke. 166 00:08:22,997 --> 00:08:24,597 But we were dying out there. 167 00:08:24,561 --> 00:08:26,731 Oh, you're lucky you're not dying right here! 168 00:08:26,671 --> 00:08:30,881 Am I right, lincolns, huh? 169 00:08:30,738 --> 00:08:33,938 Coming up after this commercial break, 170 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,076 It's the one you've been waiting for... 171 00:08:36,023 --> 00:08:38,583 Best tween show. 172 00:08:41,366 --> 00:08:43,466 It's so exciting. I'm so nervous. 173 00:08:43,409 --> 00:08:45,879 Aw, you first timers are so cute. 174 00:08:45,845 --> 00:08:48,115 - Hey, good luck. - Good luck. 175 00:08:51,284 --> 00:08:54,924 Welcome back. Well, I think we all know. 176 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:58,905 Who's going to win tonight's final award for best tween show, 177 00:08:58,776 --> 00:09:01,576 So let's get right to it. 178 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,600 And the choicey goes to 179 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:07,142 Mac... Aroni and cheese, 180 00:09:07,063 --> 00:09:09,103 It's "so random!" 181 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,419 What? 182 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:28,080 Well well well. 183 00:09:28,032 --> 00:09:32,732 Oh gosh, you know, I have something that I have been waiting to say. 184 00:09:32,569 --> 00:09:34,209 For five years. 185 00:09:34,171 --> 00:09:37,641 To my friends at "mackenzie falls"... 186 00:09:37,538 --> 00:09:40,168 - Ahem... high road. - Ahem. 187 00:09:40,099 --> 00:09:44,899 To my friends at "mackenzie falls"... 188 00:09:44,732 --> 00:09:47,402 In your face, "mackenzie falls"! 189 00:09:47,331 --> 00:09:49,031 Yeah! Oh yeah, in your face! 190 00:09:48,991 --> 00:09:51,191 We won and you thought we'd lose, but guess what? 191 00:09:51,139 --> 00:09:52,869 We won, Whoo! 192 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,067 Uh, what I meant to say. 193 00:09:59,014 --> 00:10:01,144 Was... 194 00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:03,056 Thank you. 195 00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:13,143 Oh, thank you, thank you. 196 00:10:13,115 --> 00:10:15,885 Be sure to get the good side of my beak. 197 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:17,710 Guys, guys, quick word with the winner. 198 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:22,020 Um, could you... could you hold this? 199 00:10:21,949 --> 00:10:24,389 - I gotta go talk to Chad. - Yes I can. 200 00:10:26,045 --> 00:10:28,385 Hey look, 201 00:10:28,318 --> 00:10:30,658 I'm really sorry about my stupid speech. 202 00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:33,362 I was just excited and I got caught up in the moment. 203 00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:35,787 - Are you okay? - Never better. 204 00:10:35,714 --> 00:10:37,984 I can't wait for "the tween choice awards" to begin. 205 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,060 Hey, you look great. The night's young, nothing horrible's happened yet, 206 00:10:40,961 --> 00:10:43,101 Whoo! 207 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,742 Um, Chad, the show's over. 208 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:49,530 - "so random!" won. - That's crazy talk. 209 00:10:51,138 --> 00:10:54,078 And my watch says it's 5:00. You look great, 210 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,057 The night's young and nothing horrible's happened yet. 211 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:59,600 Okay, he's in shock. 212 00:10:59,531 --> 00:11:01,791 We are all in shock, Sonny. 213 00:11:01,737 --> 00:11:04,067 You have just pulled off the biggest upset. 214 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,341 In tween choice history. 215 00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:07,844 Hey, Ryan, buddy, 216 00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,949 Hate to cut this short, but, uh, 217 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,460 According to my watch, we're gonna be late for the show. 218 00:11:12,394 --> 00:11:15,494 - What show? - He's talking about the after-show party. 219 00:11:15,406 --> 00:11:18,706 Where I'll thank him again for not being mad at me. 220 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,270 Over my stupid little speech. 221 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,660 Speech? Why would you do a speech before the show even begins? 222 00:11:24,557 --> 00:11:26,927 Crazy talk, right? 223 00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:29,829 Okay, you know what? Let's get you home for a little hot cocoa. 224 00:11:29,737 --> 00:11:31,307 I like cocoa. 225 00:11:31,281 --> 00:11:34,141 More like cuckoo. 226 00:11:34,063 --> 00:11:37,693 For "the tween choice awards," I'm Ryan loughlin. 227 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,513 Heading home. 228 00:11:42,955 --> 00:11:45,065 How did I come up with "bok"? 229 00:11:45,007 --> 00:11:48,507 How do you explain comedy? Who knows where this stuff comes from? 230 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:51,303 Who knows where this stuff comes from? 231 00:11:51,213 --> 00:11:54,923 Who knows where this stuff comes from? 232 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:58,201 I do, but apparently I'm the only one! 233 00:11:58,101 --> 00:12:00,761 Grady! Grady, wait! 234 00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:03,120 Grady, Grady! I made a mistake. 235 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,820 Oh no no no no, 236 00:12:04,786 --> 00:12:07,086 See, a mistake is, "oh, I'm sorry, sir. 237 00:12:07,021 --> 00:12:09,061 I charged you twice for that action figure." 238 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:13,317 A mistake is, "oh, we're the Titanic. That iceberg will move for us." 239 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:16,510 But what you did was much much worse. 240 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,964 And I know the Titanic was a tragedy, 241 00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:22,053 But I was just exaggerating to make a point. 242 00:12:22,004 --> 00:12:24,574 But still! What you did. 243 00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:27,028 Was much much worse. 244 00:12:29,361 --> 00:12:31,331 Much worse! 245 00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:36,352 And just like the Captain of the Titanic, 246 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:39,717 I did not see that coming. 247 00:12:47,193 --> 00:12:50,323 Look at us! Sitting at the fancy table, 248 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:51,934 Eating fancy food. 249 00:12:51,893 --> 00:12:55,833 Yeah, and look at "mackenzie falls" eating loser food. 250 00:12:55,701 --> 00:12:58,511 Losers! 251 00:13:00,536 --> 00:13:03,306 You sure you don't want to sit with your friends at the winners' table? 252 00:13:03,222 --> 00:13:04,992 Oh sure. Come on, join us. 253 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,758 Sonny, the table is for a winner like you, 254 00:13:07,672 --> 00:13:09,972 - Not a... - Loser! 255 00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:12,987 Hilarious... talking lobsters. 256 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:18,169 Chad, look, I can't not sit with my boyfriend. That would be weird. 257 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,810 I can't sit at the winner's table... that would be weird. 258 00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:23,267 Sonny, I know you're new at this, but... 259 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,702 - This is your moment, enjoy it. - I am, Chad. 260 00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:27,599 I just don't want to flaunt it in front of you. 261 00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:33,039 Oh wow, it's Mr. Condor. 262 00:13:32,957 --> 00:13:35,857 Heh heh, head of the studio calling to congratulate you, 263 00:13:35,777 --> 00:13:37,877 Not me. 264 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,790 Oh, Chad, I can't answer this in front of you. 265 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,808 - I just... I feel bad. - Answer it! Go! 266 00:13:42,751 --> 00:13:44,921 Okay. 267 00:13:44,871 --> 00:13:46,671 Hello? 268 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,526 Hello, sir. Hi, yes, sir. 269 00:13:48,487 --> 00:13:50,187 It's Mr. Condor, sir. 270 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:52,646 How's it going? Oh, thank you so much. 271 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,583 Yes, I am thrilled. 272 00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:58,131 You wanna hear me say it? 273 00:13:58,089 --> 00:13:59,989 Right now? 274 00:14:01,379 --> 00:14:03,449 In your face, "mackenzie falls." 275 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:07,063 You know, Chad is standing right here and I'm sure you want to say hi. 276 00:14:06,952 --> 00:14:08,952 H-hello? Hello? 277 00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:13,385 You know, I think he was going through a tunnel or something. 278 00:14:13,321 --> 00:14:14,751 - Yes. - Yeah. 279 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:16,791 Look, Chad, are you okay? 280 00:14:16,745 --> 00:14:19,375 I'm fine! Okay? I'm... I'm fine. 281 00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:23,106 Why wouldn't I be fine when they're covering up my picture with yours? 282 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,468 Hey, Chad, 283 00:14:25,445 --> 00:14:28,455 Don't look directly into the "sonny." 284 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:34,016 Look, Chad, clearly you're having trouble. 285 00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:35,963 Dealing with the fact that "so random!" won. 286 00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:38,820 I know. I'm just... I'm not used to this. 287 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:42,570 Losing, my picture being covered up, condor being in a tunnel... 288 00:14:42,443 --> 00:14:45,313 Who am I kidding? He wasn't in a tunnel, I'm in a tunnel. 289 00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:48,024 It's dark in here, Sonny! 290 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:50,549 Well, you better climb on out of there, 291 00:14:50,471 --> 00:14:53,611 Because if we're gonna be together you have to get used. 292 00:14:53,512 --> 00:14:55,482 To me being in the spotlight sometimes. 293 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,440 - I hope to win a lot of awards. - Exactly how many? 294 00:14:58,346 --> 00:15:02,516 Well, I don't know! A lot, I hope. 295 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:07,009 You know what? We're gonna get back to normal. 296 00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:10,062 Wait, we're... we're not normal? 297 00:15:09,962 --> 00:15:12,162 - I'm gonna fix this. - Fix what? 298 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,841 You and me, we're gonna be good. You will see. 299 00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:16,398 - All right. - I'm good, 300 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:19,040 We're good, it's all good. Yeah! 301 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,836 He's good. We're good. I'm good. 302 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,137 - How's the lobster? - It's good. 303 00:15:32,753 --> 00:15:34,623 This is so cool. 304 00:15:34,576 --> 00:15:37,116 Look at all this stuff people sent to congratulate me. 305 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:39,881 "dear tawni"... oh. 306 00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:44,034 "congratulations from the entire male cast of 'twilight.'" 307 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:46,800 - Ah. - What? Let me see that. 308 00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:51,011 "dear 'so random!' congratulations. 309 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:54,440 From the condor studios custodial staff." 310 00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:58,296 Okay, if that's how you want to read it... 311 00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:01,775 Hey, Grady, this one's for you. 312 00:16:01,722 --> 00:16:03,992 Oh really? 313 00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:12,178 "Grady Mitchell wrote the bird joke." 314 00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:15,231 Dude, you rock and 'bok.'. 315 00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:16,431 "Your friend Nico." 316 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,977 Wow, hey. 317 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,741 You took out this big ad to apologize? 318 00:16:21,664 --> 00:16:24,294 Your joke, man, you deserve the credit. 319 00:16:24,225 --> 00:16:27,085 Hey, you do realize you spelled "bok" wrong? 320 00:16:27,006 --> 00:16:29,976 But I spelled "friend" right. 321 00:16:29,884 --> 00:16:32,584 Actually you did not. 322 00:16:32,512 --> 00:16:34,212 But, um, you know, 323 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,942 It's the thought that counts and not the spelling. 324 00:16:36,858 --> 00:16:39,398 But I spelled "grady" right. 325 00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:43,209 Come here, buddy! 326 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:47,110 Hey, what's up, randoms? How are we enjoying this fine day? 327 00:16:46,977 --> 00:16:50,417 - Oh hey there, Chad Dylan chipper. - Oh, that I am, that I am. 328 00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:53,146 - I figured out how to solve our little problem. - Oh, great. 329 00:16:53,059 --> 00:16:55,899 - Hey guys, could you give us like five minutes? - Sure. 330 00:16:55,812 --> 00:17:00,082 Who wants to take a taxi ride to see where they make Chad park his car now? 331 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,357 It's funny 'cause it's true. 332 00:17:09,317 --> 00:17:12,947 Wow, you're being an awfully good sport. 333 00:17:12,838 --> 00:17:14,468 Well, there's no reason not to be. 334 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,440 See, I've been thinking about what you said about how 335 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:18,827 I was letting "so random!"'s win get between us. 336 00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,926 And I wanted to fix that. 337 00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:23,236 See, I knew you'd get past this. 338 00:17:23,178 --> 00:17:25,778 Well, I had to... for us. 339 00:17:25,701 --> 00:17:29,101 Gosh, it just feels so good to hear that coming from you. 340 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,900 You know, some silly award shouldn't get between us. 341 00:17:31,811 --> 00:17:33,551 I totally agree. So I ordered. 342 00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:35,449 A recount of the votes for best tween show. 343 00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:37,098 You did what now? 344 00:17:37,067 --> 00:17:41,097 I ordered a recount. Oh, great news... "so random!" lost. 345 00:17:42,765 --> 00:17:45,395 - I can't believe this. - What, that you lost? 346 00:17:45,317 --> 00:17:47,057 Oh, don't worry about it. 347 00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:49,114 You'll get used to it. I did. 348 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:53,207 No, you didn't. You ordered a recount, Chad. 349 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:55,867 Why would you even think about doing that? 350 00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:59,021 You felt weird about winning, I felt weird about losing. 351 00:17:58,928 --> 00:18:02,158 And now, thanks to me, we don't have to feel weird anymore. 352 00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,590 But you do have a very weird look on your face. 353 00:18:06,506 --> 00:18:09,746 It's called disappointment, Chad. 354 00:18:09,642 --> 00:18:14,012 You were so miserable that you weren't the center of attention for one day. 355 00:18:13,872 --> 00:18:15,872 That you went out and ordered a recount? 356 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:18,430 Whoa, okay. I just wanted things to go back to normal. 357 00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:20,482 - Like I promised. - Normal?! 358 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,833 Oh, you mean the normal where you always win and I always lose? 359 00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:26,793 I don't like that normal! 360 00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:30,077 Boyfriends and girlfriends are supposed to support each other. 361 00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:33,838 Root for each other. I can't be in a relationship with someone. 362 00:18:33,719 --> 00:18:37,149 - Who always puts himself first. - Whoa, I did this for us, okay? 363 00:18:37,047 --> 00:18:39,007 No, Chad. 364 00:18:41,392 --> 00:18:45,262 The only us there is now is between you and this award. 365 00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:48,373 I hope you two will be very happy together. 366 00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:50,409 I'm sorry, are you breaking up with me? 367 00:18:50,361 --> 00:18:52,361 'cause I thought I was helping. 368 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:56,506 That's the worst part about it. 369 00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:58,742 Goodbye, Chad. 370 00:18:58,677 --> 00:19:02,017 - Sonny, don't do this... - No, just go. 371 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:04,720 - But I... - Chad, there are no second chances this time. 372 00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:07,963 I'm sorry. 373 00:19:07,934 --> 00:19:11,234 You won the recount, but you lost me. 374 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,950 I know you guys are up there. 375 00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:53,277 I'm sorry we lost. 376 00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:56,388 - I don't care about that right now. - Yeah, none of us do. 377 00:19:56,288 --> 00:20:01,028 Tomorrow we will. Tomorrow I'll be perfecting my "chad is dead to me" glare. 378 00:20:00,873 --> 00:20:03,833 And we'll be painting mustaches on Chad's posters. 379 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:07,450 Yes, and a certain someone Dylan Cooper will be hairless. 380 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,020 But right now. 381 00:20:09,995 --> 00:20:12,225 What we care about is you. 382 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,102 Thanks, guys. 383 00:20:16,009 --> 00:20:19,209 You know, we could turn back the clock. 384 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,687 And pretend like nothing horrible has happened yet. 385 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,211 And we're still winners! 386 00:20:25,131 --> 00:20:27,231 I appreciate that, but... 387 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,654 Actually I'd rather not turn back the clock. 388 00:20:30,541 --> 00:20:33,011 I'm fine right here. 389 00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:34,939 Awwww. 390 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:41,433 And the nominees for best impression of my impression are. 391 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,293 - Nico Harris... - Bok-kk! 392 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:48,440 - ...Tawni Hart... - Brawk! 393 00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:53,135 - ...Sonny Munroe... - Bawkkkk. 394 00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:57,222 - ... And Zora Lancaster. - Bwok. 395 00:20:57,764 --> 00:20:59,454 And the winner is... 396 00:20:59,682 --> 00:21:04,082 - Chad Dylan Cooper? - Yeah Whoo. 397 00:21:05,907 --> 00:21:08,277 No. This is such a... 398 00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:10,371 Bok, suckers. 399 00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:14,041 - Bok-kkk. - Bo-oook! 400 00:21:13,888 --> 00:21:16,108 - I want a recount. - Oh! 401 00:21:16,158 --> 00:21:20,708 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30910

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