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Sunscreen for my cruise to cancun!
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Whoopee cushion for my week at camp comedy.
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Bikini.
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Slide whistle.
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Funny nose
and glasses... hmm?
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- Flip-flops.
- These aren't mine, no.
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Aw, look at you randoms going
away for your week off,
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Which in a way is like
giving me a week off too.
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- You I'll miss.
- Aw, I'll miss you too.
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Oh, I haven't even left for my cruise yet.
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And I already feel seasick.
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Oh hey, speaking of things
that make you sick,
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I don't know if you heard, but
my life as I know it is over.
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What? Oh, chad, I'm only going to
be gone to camp comedy for a week.
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Oh, not 'cause of you, milady.
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Condor studios are so cheap.
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They give me nothing.
Zac efron's studio?
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Bought him a car.
Then they bought him a house.
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To put that car in.
Then they put that house on an island.
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And named it after him.
Look! It's called zac island.
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Oh, okay, you know what, chad?
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Look, you've got everything that you need.
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You've got a great parking spot.
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You have room rvice in your dressing room.
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What else do you want?
Someone to cut your meat for you?
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Oh my gosh, you get that too?!
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- Well, it's just for the filet.
- You get filet?
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- Efron gets kobe.
- Kobe beef?
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No, bryant. He comes in and
cuts his steak for him.
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You know what?
I'm going to mr. Condor.
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And I'm giving him a list of my demands.
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You just need to be grateful
for what you have.
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Think about it... you have
a wonderful girlfriend.
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Who lets you carry her luggage...
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And puts up with your baggage.
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You're right.
Come on, I'll drive you to the airport.
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You know, efron has
a full-time chauffeur so...
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- Oh well, maybe I should date efron then.
- Do not even joke about that!
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♪ off to the races,I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big breakand it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
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♪ so far, so great,get with it ♪
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♪ at leastthat's how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dreamis just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,believe it ♪
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♪ can't take awayis feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ridewith chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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♪so far,so great ♪
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♪ ba ba da da-da,ba da da da-da ♪
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♪ ba ba da da-da,ba da da da-da ♪
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♪ yow! ♪
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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com
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finally.
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Everyone's away so grady gets to play!
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Well, what should I do first?
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Ah, first thing is
to stop talking to myself.
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And the second thing is...
oh look.
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I just broke the first thing.
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You know what?
No rules, just video games.
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Game on.
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Stupid hurricane.
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Game off.
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Can you believe they canceled a
cruise because of a 14omph wind?
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You know what I did?
I went right up to that captain,
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I looked him in the eye and I said, "man up!
" next thing I know,
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That man was up and blowing
across the deck.
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Let me guess, you're going
to spend your vacation.
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At home like nico and zora.
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Wrong!
My house is getting bedazzled.
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So I will be spending
my vacation right here.
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Whoo!
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Hey, I'm gonna go get some
spray tan and guacamole.
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Hey, frankenstein just called.
He wants his bride back.
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Oh and, grady, your really
annoying loud brother is here.
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Hey hey, gravy!
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What up, pup?
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Hey, grant.
What are you doing here?
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Oh, I just finished my first
semester of college, brah.
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I don't want to brag,
but I got straight "c"s!
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In two of my classes.
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So where are you planning on staying?
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Oh, with my fraternity brothers, bro,
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- At the local delta nu house.
- All right!
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Scooter, tubbs, where you at?
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♪ delta nu, delta nu ♪
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♪ party down with my crew ♪
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- ♪ we're so much better
than all of ♪ - ♪ You! ♪
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- ♪ what's our name? ♪
- ♪ Delta nu. ♪.
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Oh yeah!
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All right.
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So let me guess...
you're gonna hit three.
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Me, the beach and dad up for money.
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I'm here to work, grots.
Get me a summer job.
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Wow, look at you being
mr. Responsible.
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So what are you gonna do?
Get a job washing cars.
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Or bagging groceries?
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I'm gonna do what you do...
work in showbiz;
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Be a director;
Star in a movie;
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Find some old rich lady to take
care of me for a couple of months.
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Hey, you leave grandma alone!
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Oh, you didn't hear?
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What what what?!
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Psych!
You're so gullible, bro.
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You can't just waltz
into hollywood and be a star.
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And then scare me about grandma.
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I'm sorry I freaked
you out about grandbones.
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But I'm still very serious
about getting a job.
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It's not as easy as you think, grant.
You have to start at the bottom.
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Oh, you mean
like "so random!"
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Booyah! See,
I can do comedy.
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Oh yeah, the bottom,
"so random!" yeah.
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- But there's nothing funny about
grandbones being dead. - What?
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See, I can do drama too.
I'm totally kidding.
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- She's fine, she's just fine.
- All right, okay.
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Delta nu, bam!
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Oh hey, mind if I join you?
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I don't know what you're saying.
Why don't you join me?
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Oh, are you eating for two
since nico's not here?
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Oh oh, it's not for me.
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It's a little welcome present
for my brother grant.
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Whoop, oh no.
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Yeah, I got him his first hollywood
job as a cafeteria busboy.
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Oh, I even got him this apron.
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He thinks working on
"so random!" is the bottom.
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I'll show him the bottom, baby.
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Nice. Nice.
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Nice try.
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Ooh, a coconut drink with an umbrella...
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Tropical.
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Hey, you know what would make this better?
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Bigger!
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Scooter, tubbs, go find me a coconut.
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Big enough to fit that umbrella.
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Oh yeah, huh!
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Oh, so what was that job
you called me about?
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Well, you're looking at it.
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Congratulations, you are
now a hollywood busboy.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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I didn't attend one third of my
classes in college to be a busboy.
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Oh, by the way, is that a sarong?
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Because on you it looks so right!
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Only a jerk like you would say out loud.
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What everyone else
in this room is thinking.
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You know what else they're thinking?
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This guy shouldn't be cleaning up
tables, he should be dancing on them!
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♪ nu nu ♪
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♪ nu nu ♪
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♪ nu nu. ♪.
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Wow, that is one arrogant guy.
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Yeah, that attitude's
gonna get him nowhere.
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Oh, f.Y.I., mr. Condor,
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Here's my list of demands.
It accordions out.
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You... reaccordion this.
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And clean up that table!
We don't want the dancer to slip.
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Everything always goes grant's way.
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Oh come on.
You're exaggerating.
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- ♪ coconut! ♪
- ♪ Coco-what? ♪
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- ♪ coconut! ♪
- ♪ Coco-what? ♪.
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Am I exaggerating, tawni?
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Am I?
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Okay, great first day at camp, kids.
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Now remember, pies are for
eating, not throwing.
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I know what cabin you sleep in, brian!
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Hello?
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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Sonny? Sonny, I can't hear you.
Hold on.
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I'm gonna try and move around,
find a good spot.
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Chad? Hey,
I can't hear you either.
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The reception's horrible.
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Thank you, you're adorable too.
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I gave my list
to mr. Condor.
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No no, I didn't see a condor,
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But I think I saw an eagle.
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No!
No no no no.
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Everything I'm asking for is legal.
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Okay, I'm not sure what you're asking,
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But my advice is don't be greedy.
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That is great advice.
I will be greedy!
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No no, why would you beat grady?
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Wait.
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Oh, brian, put down that pie.
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I gotta go.
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What?
Hello?
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This is a nightmare.
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Chad, I've looked over your entire list.
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And the answer is yes to all of it.
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- Really? The indoor spa?
- Yes.
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- The bumper cars?
- Yes.
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My weight in chocolate?
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Agreed.
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I believe that covers the entire list.
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Should we put
this baby to bed? Deal?
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Not quite.
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A wise woman once told me
I should be greedy,
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- So I want a pony.
- A pony?!
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Yes, a pony... the one thing zac
efron did not get from his list.
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So I want a pony.
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And I want his name to be frank.
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You're pushing it, cooper.
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And I want a puppy to ride
on the pony's back,
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'cause it is really cute when they do that.
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Now do we have a deal?
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Here's what we have.
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- You can take frank...
- Oh, I got a pony!
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- ...And the puppy on his back...
- Aww.
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...And ride them off together
to the land of you-are-fired.
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Because, as the name of the
land indicates, you are fired!
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Where is this coming from?
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Hello? No, chad, I still
can't hear anything.
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How did everything go
with mr. Condor?
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Oh, I got fired from "mackenzie
falls" and I lost everything.
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Oh, you got everything?
Good for you!
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- Oh, hello?
- Hello?
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- Hello?
- Hello.
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We're sorry.
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Your service hasbeen disconnected.
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What?
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No, you know what?
You can take my phone,
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You can take my job.
You cannot take my dressing room!
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I am mackenzie, do you hear me!
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You will never get me out.
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Okay, you got me out,
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But you still can't do the show without me.
I am mackenzie!
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Hey, brah, I didn't need to
start at the bottom at all.
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I totally just landed a job on my ownski.
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You'll never replace me!
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- I'm the new mackenzie.
- You're the new mackenzie?
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I'm the new mackenzie.
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- You're the new mackenzie?
- I am the new mackenzie.
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- ♪ delta nu! ♪
- No-ooo!
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Nu-uuuuuu!
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Grady's losing it.
Grady's losing it!
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Grady's losing it fast.
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I can't believe grant!
He comes into hollywood.
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With his ♪ nus ♪
and his "nice!"
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And his stupid giant coconut.
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And then he thinks he can play in
my sandbox... my sandbox!
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Oh, oh no, oh no.
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Oh... whoa-aaaa.
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I think you might have used
a wee bit too much spray tan.
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According to this bottle,
I should be a "golden goddess."
245
00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:13,476
According to these eyes
you are "oompa loompa."
246
00:12:13,342 --> 00:12:14,752
What?
247
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:22,163
I look like a carrot stick.
248
00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,887
Not nice!
249
00:12:26,171 --> 00:12:28,011
Check it out, brah.
250
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,292
Bam!
251
00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:36,210
"there's a new mackenzie in town"?
252
00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:38,063
Totes.
253
00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:41,452
I want you to check out
my new crew from my new show.
254
00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:42,409
- Hold this.
- Oh okay.
255
00:12:42,393 --> 00:12:44,793
Mack nu!
256
00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,903
- What happened to the delta nus?
- Oh, I've been busy.
257
00:12:46,842 --> 00:12:49,112
Doing the hollywood thing
with my "mack falls" crew.
258
00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:52,087
This dude is my laugh guy.
259
00:12:51,991 --> 00:12:53,291
That's not funny.
260
00:12:53,276 --> 00:12:55,436
Good work!
261
00:12:55,385 --> 00:12:58,015
And this is my flosser.
262
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,545
Oh yeah!
And this is my biographer.
263
00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:04,065
Are you gettg all this?
Good! Then get it over there.
264
00:13:03,985 --> 00:13:05,725
And make me sound smart.
265
00:13:08,377 --> 00:13:11,307
The only thing I'm missing
is my human sack man.
266
00:13:11,253 --> 00:13:15,183
- What?
- A human to carry the sack, man,
267
00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:17,929
With all my new cool hollywood stuff in it.
268
00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:21,172
Hey, that could be your job!
269
00:13:21,138 --> 00:13:23,938
I have a job.
270
00:13:23,851 --> 00:13:26,721
Right. I keep
forgetting about that.
271
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,490
Look at us!
272
00:13:31,407 --> 00:13:35,377
A couple of guys that came
to hollywood with a dream.
273
00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:38,382
- My dream.
- We worked hard.
274
00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:40,351
You got here yesterday!
275
00:13:40,304 --> 00:13:43,104
Man, I remember when I was bussing tables.
276
00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:45,587
I bussed the table!
277
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,620
Eh, you know, the bottom line is.
278
00:13:47,562 --> 00:13:49,192
Now that I've made it,
279
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:51,733
At least one of the mitchell
brothers made it, right?
280
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,356
Mom can finally be proud.
281
00:13:57,351 --> 00:13:59,351
Excuse me for one second.
282
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,037
Grady's lost it!
283
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,313
Who needs a job?
284
00:14:13,248 --> 00:14:15,918
I've got my pony and I've got my puppy.
285
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,929
Ooh yes.
286
00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:22,956
Ma! I said I'd make
my bed in a minute.
287
00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,901
Hi, chad.
Can I come in?
288
00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,244
- Oh hey, buddy.
- Buddy?
289
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:31,194
Wow, he's worse off than I thought.
290
00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:34,371
Oh man!
291
00:14:34,265 --> 00:14:37,035
I've dreamt of a room like this.
292
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,889
No way, a racecar bed!
293
00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:45,195
How could you have ever
wanted to move out of here?
294
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,920
Ah, don't worry.
We are not making that mistake again.
295
00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:50,671
Are we, frank?
No no.
296
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:55,053
Chad, I can understand
the allure of this...
297
00:14:54,907 --> 00:14:56,807
Modern-day eden,
298
00:14:56,758 --> 00:14:59,758
But we've got to get you back
on the "falls" where you belong.
299
00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:02,456
I don't belong there.
300
00:15:02,424 --> 00:15:05,554
- I'm not mackenzie anymore.
- Not mackenzie?!
301
00:15:05,464 --> 00:15:08,564
You're kidding me.
You are the only mackenzie.
302
00:15:08,465 --> 00:15:10,435
Without you there'd
be no "falls."
303
00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:13,392
It'd just be water falling off
a rock. You gave it purpose.
304
00:15:13,297 --> 00:15:16,697
You gave it a name!
What happened to that chad dylan cooper, huh?
305
00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:18,965
The one who was arrogant, full of himself,
306
00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,936
Who made all our lives miserable?
307
00:15:20,881 --> 00:15:23,111
The chad dylan cooper we all know and hate?
308
00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,927
You put that horsie down!
309
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,949
Get out of the coolest bed I've ever seen,
310
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,932
March right back down to that studio.
311
00:15:28,877 --> 00:15:30,947
And reclaim what's rightfully yours!
312
00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:34,001
So come on, man. Let's go!
We're gonna go. Ha ha ha!
313
00:15:43,623 --> 00:15:47,663
Dude, did you not hear
that gigantic speech?
314
00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:51,577
Have you seen the "falls" since you left?
315
00:15:51,495 --> 00:15:54,435
Have you seen what grant
has done to mackenzie?
316
00:15:54,343 --> 00:15:56,113
I don't care about mackenzie anymore.
317
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,438
Really, chad?
Really?
318
00:16:02,665 --> 00:16:05,695
I know my face is different
since the accident.
319
00:16:05,608 --> 00:16:08,578
But my heart's the same, brah!
320
00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,715
Oh, he did not just
call her "brah."
321
00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:11,891
Mm-hmm.
322
00:16:14,535 --> 00:16:17,535
I can't believe grandbones
mackenzie is dead.
323
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,810
Bam!
324
00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:21,981
That's for thinking
grandbones mackenzie is dead.
325
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,487
♪ delta nu! ♪.
326
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:27,534
What did he do to mackenzie?!
327
00:16:27,488 --> 00:16:29,758
He nu'd him up, chad.
328
00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:32,233
He nu'd him up good!
329
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,227
- What do you got to say to that?
- I don't like it!
330
00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:38,939
- And neither does frank.
- Oh well, maybe you should listen to frank.
331
00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:41,511
And what would frank have you do?
332
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,476
He'd want me to go take the "falls" back.
333
00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:47,338
Well, what are you gonna do?
334
00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:49,927
- I'm gonna go take the "falls" back.
- All right!
335
00:16:49,847 --> 00:16:53,687
- Ha ha ha! To the studio.
- To the studio.
336
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,468
What up, pup?
337
00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:03,373
Why are there delta nu letters
all over that dorky vest?
338
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,419
Oh, 'cause I'm a delta nu now.
Nu-nu!
339
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:09,528
Not funny, what is going on?
340
00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:11,525
You haven't been around the delta nu house.
341
00:17:11,477 --> 00:17:13,807
So you don't know about
all the exciting changes.
342
00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:17,119
You're letting in chicks?
343
00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:18,749
Orange ones?
344
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:22,576
Yep, and we have a new delta nu president.
345
00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:24,485
That'd be me.
346
00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:28,230
Scooter, tubbs, what did they do to you?
347
00:17:28,112 --> 00:17:32,352
You've been busy as mackenzie.
I had some free time,
348
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:34,706
And scott and melvin tubberson here,
349
00:17:34,641 --> 00:17:37,841
Needed a new leader.
So I took over and made a few changes.
350
00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:44,601
♪ delta nu, delta nu ♪
351
00:17:44,459 --> 00:17:47,559
♪ study hard, obey curfew ♪
352
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:50,700
♪ return library books when they are due ♪
353
00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:54,105
- ♪ or renew ♪
- ♪ At delta nu. ♪.
354
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:58,396
It burns! Oh.
355
00:17:58,314 --> 00:18:00,844
Grant, what's going on?
You're late.
356
00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:02,908
Everyone is waiting
for you down on the set.
357
00:18:02,858 --> 00:18:05,288
They're gonna have to
keep on waiting, condude,
358
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,027
Because I quit!
359
00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:09,811
I can't let delta nu take
a back seat to my summer job.
360
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:11,663
Summer job?
You're gonna give up.
361
00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:14,122
A hollywood career to go
back to some fraternity?
362
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:16,517
You obviously don't know the deep respect.
363
00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:19,084
Fraternity brothers have for one another.
364
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:23,114
Scooter, tubbs, grab my giant
coconut and let's bounce.
365
00:18:24,738 --> 00:18:26,708
What?
I...
366
00:18:29,215 --> 00:18:31,345
What am I gonna do now?
I need a mackenzie.
367
00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:34,426
You know, you've got one right there.
368
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:37,505
The orange chick?
369
00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:40,103
No, the pasty dude.
370
00:18:41,632 --> 00:18:43,332
I don't know,
371
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:46,390
The old mackenzie was pretty
greedy... a pony and a puppy.
372
00:18:46,301 --> 00:18:50,271
Well, sir, the new mackenzie
has been humbled.
373
00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:51,976
I'll settle for either a puppy or a pony.
374
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:54,199
- You'll get neither!
- I'll take it.
375
00:18:57,528 --> 00:19:00,428
Grady, I couldn't have gotten
my job back without you.
376
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,977
You know, I learned a valuable lesson.
377
00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:04,938
About being happy with what you have,
378
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,652
And about how whether
you're chad dylan cooper.
379
00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,576
Or zac efron.
380
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,523
Studios just don't want
to give you live animals.
381
00:19:12,437 --> 00:19:16,367
No problem, buddy.
382
00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:19,544
Yeah, about the whole buddy thing...
383
00:19:19,446 --> 00:19:21,146
Oh oh, yeah, I get it.
384
00:19:21,105 --> 00:19:23,605
Everything's back to normal now, huh?
385
00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:27,303
So this is where you call security.
386
00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:30,351
And kick me out of your
dressing room, right?
387
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,692
You know what?
As my way of saying thank you,
388
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,760
Why don't you kick yourself out?
389
00:19:34,701 --> 00:19:37,601
- Oh, you mean it?
- You've earned it.
390
00:19:38,641 --> 00:19:41,071
Okay, uh...
391
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,240
Security! Oh no, I just can't.
My friend.
392
00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:46,845
He's my buddy.
Oh no, oh oh oh!
393
00:19:51,594 --> 00:19:53,764
Game on.
394
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,899
- What up, pup?
- Game off.
395
00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:02,952
I'm outie.
Just wanted to say bye-onara.
396
00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,952
Hey, grant, before you leave
397
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:07,032
I have to confess something.
398
00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:09,113
What? That chad didn't
really take over delta nu.
399
00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:11,293
And it was a big scam
so he could get his job back?
400
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,540
Oh, not the face!
Not the face!
401
00:20:13,474 --> 00:20:15,514
Relax, I'm not mad.
402
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:17,089
All right.
403
00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,730
You know, I figured if me being here.
404
00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:21,060
Drove you to team up
with a dude you can't stand,
405
00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:23,431
I must have really been
cramping your styles.
406
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:26,259
I mean, this whole hollywood
thing is your thing, not mine.
407
00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:28,678
You know? And I should have
never crashed your party.
408
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:33,714
- Thanks, bro. - 'Cause there's a million
other parties in this town to crash!
409
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,732
Whoo!
410
00:20:37,281 --> 00:20:39,081
Well, are you coming?
411
00:20:39,035 --> 00:20:41,335
Oh yeah. Yeah!
412
00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:45,037
Oh hey, willy wonka called.
413
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:47,891
He needs you back at the chocolate factory.
414
00:20:48,757 --> 00:20:51,797
Oh, are you leaving already?
415
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:54,971
Ni-iiiiiice!
416
00:20:56,408 --> 00:20:57,808
Nice.
417
00:21:06,984 --> 00:21:10,614
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418
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,733
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419
00:21:12,679 --> 00:21:15,679
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skills like the double take...
420
00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:20,525
The spit take...
421
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,756
The double spit take.
422
00:21:25,412 --> 00:21:27,842
You'll also learn advanced
physical comedy bits.
423
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,680
Like the banana-peel slip...
424
00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:31,130
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425
00:21:31,107 --> 00:21:33,407
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426
00:21:35,546 --> 00:21:38,616
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427
00:21:38,528 --> 00:21:41,058
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428
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,140
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429
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:49,740
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