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And now "so random!" presentsbad holiday jobs.
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17: Santa's beard cleaners.
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This beard's not goingto clean itself.
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- Where's Lou, sprinkles?
- Yeah, tinkles.
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How come every time we have
to clean Santa's beard
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Lou is is never around?
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Ooh, candy cane.
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Ooh, cookie.
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Cookie.
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Candy cane.
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Turkey leg.
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Lou's leg.
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- Lou's leg?
- Get me out!
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This was another editionof "so random!"'s
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Bad holiday jobs.
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Live from Santa's beard,
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It's the "so random!"
holiday special.
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Are you ready to get"so random!"?
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It's the "so random!"holiday special.
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Starring...
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Guest host...
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And special guest...
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And now give it upfor Chad Dylan Cooper.
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Hey, it's great to be hosting the "so random!
" holiday special.
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Whoo.
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You know, every week you see
me on the "falls" as mackenzie,
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But tonight I'm gonna take some questions.
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So you can get to know
the real Chad Dylan Cooper.
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Ha ha.
Yeah, you.
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Okay, in season two, episode 12,
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Mackenzie reveals his favorite
dessert was bananas foster.
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However, in season five
it was baked Alaska.
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Please explain this confusing
mackenzian paradox.
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I didn't exactly hear the word Chad.
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In that question.
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Since we're focusing on Chad.
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- I'm gonna say my favorite
dessert is... - Boring.
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Okay.
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Yeah, next question.
Yes, you in the purple.
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It's blue, but that's okay.
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
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I'm your biggest fan.
I just love you so much.
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I've never felt this way about another man.
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What?
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Your boyfriend is standing right here.
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Shh, I'm talking to mackenzie.
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Actually, you're talking
to Chad Dylan Cooper.
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Mackenzie's not here.
Not even a real person.
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Hello, everyone.
I'm not interrupting, am I?
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
It's mackenzie!
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- You're my soul mate!
- What?
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You said I was your soul mate.
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Yeah, but I was picturing
mackenzie when I said that.
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- So who's got questions?
- Hey, I'm the host.
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I take the questions.
Yes, you.
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The, uh... yeah, the, uh...
yeah, you.
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All right, brother.
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I've got a question, oh man, I've
just been dying to ask you, Chad.
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Oh, finally, a question for chaddy.
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Yeah.
So, uh...
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What's it like working.
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With mackenzie?
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I love you, mackenzie!
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It's an honor to lose
her to you, mackenzie.
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Enough mackenzie, okay?
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There'd be no mackenzie
without Chad Dylan Cooper.
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- Boring!
- Stop it.
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I know there's one person in the
audience that cares what I have to say.
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Gammy Dylan Cooper, everyone.
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Hey, gammy.
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Excuse me, Chad sweetie,
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Could you move a little to the left?
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You're blocking my view of mackenzie.
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Mackenzie, mackenzie, mackenzie, mackenzie!
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Enjoy the show.
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Oh, hello.
I'm sicky Vicky.
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And welcome to "how to have
fun when you're sick."
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Today is Christmas.
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And I've been sitting
in this bed for 12 days.
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Merry sickmas, everybody.
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I've got a lot of things wrong with me.
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But instead of telling you
I'm just gonna sing it for you.
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♪ on the first day of sickmas ♪
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♪ Alex mazarski gave to me ♪
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♪ a stuffed nose
which is not cool... ♪
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♪ on the second day of sickmas ♪
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♪ my brother gave to me ♪
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♪ two ear infections ♪
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♪ and a stuffed nose
which is not cool... ♪
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♪ on the third day of sickmas ♪
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♪ I fell and scraped my knee ♪
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♪ three gross scabs, two ear infections ♪
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♪ and a stuffed nose
which is not cool... ♪
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♪ on the fourth day of sickmas ♪
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♪ my mother gave to me ♪
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♪ four chicken soups, three gross scabs ♪
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♪ two ear infections ♪
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♪ and a stuffed nose
which is not cool... ♪
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♪ on the fifth day of sickmas ♪
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♪ my sister gave to me ♪
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♪ five swollen glands, four chicken soups ♪
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♪ three gross scabs, two ear infections ♪
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♪ and a stuffed nose
which is not cool. ♪.
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Oh boy.
I'm gonna need more tissues.
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Be right back.
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Oh my gosh, Dave, look.
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Roadkill mcgill's roadside diner.
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Oh, it's decorated
for the holiday's and stuff.
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It's so cute.
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Boy, howdy!
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Happy holidays, folks.
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Help yourselves.
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- Right on.
- Thank you.
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Do I smell chestnuts
roasting on an open fire?
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Nope, you're smelling squirrel
bits roasting on a carburetor.
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Good one, pa.
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I'll tell you what!
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♪ when your family is over
for the holidays ♪
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♪ and your dinner table is bare ♪
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♪ just head out to the freeway ♪
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♪ and see what's lying over there ♪
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♪ 'cause the backwoods
are a-running ♪
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♪ with wild turkeyin big boots ♪
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♪ if your sleigh ride hits a little bump ♪
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♪ it just might be a Christmas goose ♪
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♪ snowmobiled venison
and hayride-blended quail ♪
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♪ some snow tire
ground-up badger ♪
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♪ and day-old
reindeer tail. ♪.
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Yee-haw!
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You fed us squirrel?
What?
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That's right.
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If it was hit by a Fender,
I'll serve it up tender.
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Good one, pa.
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I'll tell you what!
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Now roads are awful icy
during the holidays,
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Which means we are chock-full
of snow rabbit roast.
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And possum pudding.
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And my favorite, the trio del meato.
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Is that from South of the border, pa?
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No, it's South of the bumper,
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As in when your bumper
hits a chipmunk so hard.
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It gets wedged inside a raccoon
that was getting eaten by a coyote.
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Bam!
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This is totally gross.
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Let's get out of here, babe.
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Right behind you, babe.
Ugh.
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Wait wait. Don't you guys
want Christmas dinner?
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But we're fresh out of eats, pa.
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Ho ho ho, on dancer,
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On prancer,on donner...
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Rudolph, look out!
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It's raining reindeer.
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Whoo!
Ha ha!
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Hope you like your steak.
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A little Rudolph red in the middle.
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Good one, pa.
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I'll tell you what.
Tell you what!
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♪ holidays are for eating ♪
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♪ so fill your bellies up good ♪
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♪ with whatever chow
might have been plowed ♪
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♪ by a bumper or a hood. ♪.
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Yee-haw!
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Merry Christmas, little darlin'.
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Aw, you too, pa.
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I'll tell you what.
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Merry Christmas, Shelly.
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Yay, Santa came!
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All right, now these are from Santa.
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But this one is from mommy and daddy.
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Is it a puppy?
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Better.
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- Is it a baby brother?
- Somebody's.
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No way!
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Let me out of here!
Let me out!
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
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You got me Joe Jonas for Christmas!
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What am I doing in here?
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Mommy, he's so lifelike.
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I wonder if he wets himself.
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Not since I was six.
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What's going on here?
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One minute I'm walking onstage,
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The next minute there's
a burlap sack over my head.
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And now I'm a Christmas present?
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The best Christmas present ever!
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Oh yes, he is, sweetie.
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And you know what?
We got you all the accessories.
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Uh-huh.
The Joe Jonas car.
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You stole my car?
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The Joe Jonas beach house.
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Oh, come on. I just got my
brothers to move out of there.
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Mom, does he have any other outfits?
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- Yes, he does.
- He does.
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The only thing you need.
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For yodeling Jonas.
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I want to change him.
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Whoa whoa!
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Hold it right there.
I'm not your toy.
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I'm a human being.
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You got me a broken Jonas!
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I don't want a broken Jonas!
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It's not fair!
It's not fair!
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- It's not fair!
- Calm down.
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Oh, yodeling Jonas.
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Mom, this is the best Christmas ever.
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Of course, sweetie.
Anything for you.
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Now where do these batteries go?
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We'll be right backwith "so random!"
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So don't go away.
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♪ on the sixth day of sickmas ♪
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♪ I took a hike and got ♪
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♪ six poison ivies ♪
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♪ five swollen glands, four chicken soups ♪
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♪ three gross scabs, two ear infections ♪
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♪ and a stuffed nose
which is not cool... ♪
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♪ on the seventh day of sickmas ♪
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♪ I got a scratchy throat ♪
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♪ seven nights of coughing ♪
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♪ six poison ivies, five swollen glands ♪
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♪ four chicken soups, three gross scabs ♪
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♪ two ear infections and a stuffed nose ♪
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♪ which is not cool... ♪
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♪ on the eighth day of sickmas ♪
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♪ I felt upon my chin ♪
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♪ eight zits a-popping,
seven nights of coughing ♪
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♪ six poison ivies, five swollen glands ♪
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♪ four chicken soups, three gross scabs ♪
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♪ two ear infections and a stuffed nose ♪
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♪ which is not cool... ♪
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♪ on the ninth day of sickmas ♪
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♪ I hawked up
tons of phlegm... ♪
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♪ nine mucus paintings ♪
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♪ eight zits a-popping,
seven nights of coughing ♪
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♪ six poison ivies, five swollen glands ♪
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♪ four chicken soups, three gross scabs ♪
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♪ two ear infections and a stuffed nose ♪
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♪ which is not cool. ♪
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my men may be short, but I'm living large.
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If the slipper fits,
you too can be a princess.
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With all the beauty rests I get.
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Is it any wonder I'm so hot?
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We're "the real princesses
of new Jersey."
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Happy holidays.
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Hi, girls.
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Oh.
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Snowy, the house looks beautiful.
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Thanks.
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All right, listen.
We all got Christmas balls we got to get to,
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- So let's make with the gifts.
- Oh, what's the hurry?
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Well, you know how they say
"someday my prince will come"?
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- Mm-hmm. - Well, mine's
coming in 10 minutes,
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So let's pick it up.
Chop chop, come on.
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I got places to be, people to see.
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- Fine.
- Chillax, snow.
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Oh, I love it!
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Oh, it's so retro.
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00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:29,699
Cindy is so cheap.
258
00:12:29,596 --> 00:12:32,136
She gets me this dress, right?
I'm all excited.
259
00:12:32,062 --> 00:12:35,232
I check the tag...
"made by birds and mice."
260
00:12:35,132 --> 00:12:37,472
It's ridiculous.
261
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:40,875
Merry Christmas, Cindy.
262
00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:42,771
Oh, thank you, honey.
263
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:46,561
Ooh, rapunzel gold is my favorite color.
264
00:12:46,435 --> 00:12:49,475
This must have cost you a fortune.
265
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:52,120
Mirror mirror in the can,
266
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,378
Did she spend at least a grand?
267
00:12:54,312 --> 00:12:55,542
A grand?
268
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:59,130
Try a grand total of fuggedaboutit.
269
00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:01,283
Oh!
270
00:13:06,027 --> 00:13:08,867
Hey! Hey yo, princess.
271
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,820
Get your snowy whitebehind out here.
272
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:12,837
The carriage is running.
273
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:16,737
Don't you yell at me like that!
274
00:13:16,658 --> 00:13:19,528
What am I, an animal?
No, I'm a princess.
275
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,810
Come to the door.
276
00:13:21,752 --> 00:13:24,412
I am listeningto "thunder road."
277
00:13:24,343 --> 00:13:26,473
You come here.
278
00:13:26,425 --> 00:13:29,655
Who are you dating, me or Springsteen?
279
00:13:29,562 --> 00:13:31,892
Do not make me choose.
280
00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:33,566
Get in here!
281
00:13:33,525 --> 00:13:36,535
Oh, is this the guy
you've been talking about?
282
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:39,882
- And his carriage has a radio.
- Classy.
283
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,441
Hey yo, I walked the five
feet to get to the door.
284
00:13:43,388 --> 00:13:45,688
How about a little something
something for your prince carmine?
285
00:13:45,633 --> 00:13:47,663
You know what I'm saying?
286
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,450
Oh.
287
00:13:51,045 --> 00:13:53,545
Oh, what's this?
You two know each other?
288
00:13:53,472 --> 00:13:56,382
Yeah, he woke me from
my cursed sleep with a kiss,
289
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,633
Then he never called.
290
00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,837
When she's asleep...
beautiful, right?
291
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:04,214
She wakes up, it's yakkety ever after.
292
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:07,403
Right? Right?
Ha ha ha.
293
00:14:07,308 --> 00:14:09,638
Oh, hello there.
How are you?
294
00:14:10,637 --> 00:14:12,837
- You too?
- Hey!
295
00:14:12,777 --> 00:14:15,377
A guy shows up with
a pair of fancy glass shoes,
296
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:18,010
I'm gonna try 'em on.
You know what I'm saying?
297
00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:20,239
Yeah, I was into her for a while.
298
00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:22,214
Till I saw her fat feet!
299
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,230
No joke. You try fitting one of
those babies into a glass shoe.
300
00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:26,505
You know what I'm saying?
301
00:14:26,478 --> 00:14:28,248
I mean, I'm pushing, I'm pulling.
302
00:14:28,214 --> 00:14:30,374
I broke three shoehorns and a rib.
303
00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:33,025
Trying to get those meat blocks
into that slipper.
304
00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:36,385
Have you dated every
princess in new Jersey?
305
00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:38,984
Whoa, hey.
Why you busting my hump?
306
00:14:38,903 --> 00:14:40,773
It is a small kingdom.
Know what I mean?
307
00:14:41,877 --> 00:14:44,847
It's a very small kingdom
comparatively, okay?
308
00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:46,725
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls.
309
00:14:46,684 --> 00:14:50,114
There ain't no reason we can't be
civilized about this. Am I right?
310
00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,783
- True dat.
- True dat.
311
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,580
- I know.
- Oh, hey!
312
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,564
Hey!
313
00:14:57,919 --> 00:15:01,059
Oh my gosh, that was wicked witch clever.
314
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:04,161
Give it to me right here.
High five, come on.
315
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,400
Come on, ladies.
Let's take prince carmine's carriage.
316
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,403
And do it up at mistletony's.
317
00:15:09,347 --> 00:15:11,047
All right.
318
00:15:11,016 --> 00:15:13,316
This Christmas is gonna be ridiculous.
319
00:15:13,252 --> 00:15:16,792
Right.
320
00:15:16,677 --> 00:15:18,547
Hey!
321
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:21,040
Are you kidding me with this?!
322
00:15:20,975 --> 00:15:24,205
We're "the real princesses
of new Jersey."
323
00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:32,088
And now "so random!" presentsbad holiday jobs.
324
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:35,290
#37: Dreidel for hire.
325
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,255
Happy hanukkah.
326
00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:40,169
Yay!
327
00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:41,887
I'm Danny the dreidel.
328
00:15:41,844 --> 00:15:45,114
And which one of you
wonderful, delightful children.
329
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,750
Wants to take me for a little spin?
330
00:15:47,668 --> 00:15:49,138
Let's spin him till he throws up.
331
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,516
Yeah!
332
00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:54,228
Oy! Oy!
Oy! Oy! Oy!
333
00:15:54,106 --> 00:15:56,376
Here comes the latkes.
334
00:15:56,312 --> 00:15:59,012
This was another editionof "so random!"'s
335
00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:00,771
Bad holiday jobs.
336
00:16:02,204 --> 00:16:04,804
♪ on the tenth day of sickmas ♪
337
00:16:04,737 --> 00:16:06,667
♪ I clipped my nails and got ♪
338
00:16:06,627 --> 00:16:10,157
♪ 10 ingrown toenails,
nine mucus paintings... ♪
339
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:14,390
♪ eight zits a-popping ♪
340
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,471
♪ seven nights of coughing ♪
341
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:19,483
♪ six poison ivies, five swollen glands ♪
342
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:22,397
♪ four chicken soups, three gross scabs ♪
343
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,074
♪ two ear infections and a stuffed nose ♪
344
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,300
♪ which is not cool... ♪
345
00:16:29,164 --> 00:16:32,094
♪ on the eleventh day of sickmas ♪
346
00:16:32,004 --> 00:16:34,174
♪ my poodle gave to me ♪
347
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,325
♪ 11 fleas a biting ♪
348
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:38,434
♪ 10 ingrown toenails ♪
349
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,545
♪ nine mucus paintings... ♪
350
00:16:42,031 --> 00:16:46,231
♪ eight zits a-popping,
seven nights of coughing ♪
351
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,559
♪ six poison ivies, five swollen glands ♪
352
00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:51,258
♪ four chicken soups, three gross scabs ♪
353
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,754
♪ two ear infections and a stuffed nose ♪
354
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,619
♪ which is not cool... ♪
355
00:16:58,131 --> 00:17:01,031
♪ on the twelfth day of sickmas ♪
356
00:17:00,951 --> 00:17:03,581
♪ I was sick of being sick ♪
357
00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:05,013
♪ 12 balls of tissues ♪
358
00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:06,951
♪ 11 itchy flea bites ♪
359
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,700
♪ 10 ingrown toenails ♪
360
00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:11,366
♪ nine mucus paintings... ♪
361
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:14,080
♪ eight zits a-popping ♪
362
00:17:14,039 --> 00:17:15,979
♪ seven nights of coughing ♪
363
00:17:15,929 --> 00:17:18,499
♪ six poison ivies, five swollen glands ♪
364
00:17:18,423 --> 00:17:21,393
♪ four chicken soups, three gross scabs ♪
365
00:17:21,311 --> 00:17:24,441
♪ two ear infections and a stuffed nose ♪
366
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:28,283
♪ which is not cool. ♪.
367
00:17:31,232 --> 00:17:34,532
Oh man, I hope I'm not this sick next year.
368
00:17:34,437 --> 00:17:37,067
This song is exhausting.
369
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:40,404
Bye!
370
00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:46,306
Are you tired of the same old
boring exercise routines?
371
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,419
Yawning at yoga?
372
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,929
Aggravated with aerobics?
373
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,752
Sleeping at spinning class?
374
00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:57,502
Well, get ready to rock it out.
375
00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:59,656
With joe-nastics.
376
00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:05,627
The hard-rocking workout
that has America rocking out.
377
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:09,493
Rock your biceps with moves
like the windmill Joe.
378
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:14,885
Rock out your quads with the
how-low-can- you-joe power slide.
379
00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:22,250
Rock out your abs with
the microphonas Jonas dip.
380
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,503
Check one.
Check two.
381
00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:27,514
Check three.
Yeah!
382
00:18:27,418 --> 00:18:29,258
Rock it out.
383
00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:31,583
But don't take my word for it.
384
00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:32,915
These used to fit,
385
00:18:32,897 --> 00:18:34,927
But since I rocked
the joe-nastics.
386
00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:36,283
Run-from-screaming-
girls move,
387
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:38,625
Now I have to run from
my own screaming girls.
388
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,651
Thanks, Joe Jonas.
You rock!
389
00:18:43,585 --> 00:18:46,155
Thanks, Joe Jonas.
You rock!
390
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:49,090
Thanks, Joe Jonas.
You rock!
391
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,197
Enjoy.
392
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:55,216
So rock it out and buy
your joe-nastics DVD today.
393
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,720
It makes a perfect rocking
stocking stuffer.
394
00:19:00,232 --> 00:19:03,632
Ladies and gentlemen,sonny Munroe and Joe Jonas.
395
00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:13,864
♪ didn't know what to get you ♪
396
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,940
♪ ordinary just wouldn't do ♪
397
00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:25,018
♪ but I just found that perfect gift ♪
398
00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:27,481
♪ for you ♪
399
00:19:28,661 --> 00:19:32,131
♪ I hear church bells ringing ♪
400
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:39,180
♪ carolers are singing
harmony with me now ♪
401
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:42,674
♪ you are looking so lovely ♪
402
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,254
♪ mm-hmm ♪
403
00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:48,293
♪ even if the lights go out ♪
404
00:19:48,157 --> 00:19:51,057
♪ we've got mistletoe ♪
405
00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:54,348
♪ and firelight ♪
406
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:59,310
♪ on this cold December night ♪
407
00:19:59,143 --> 00:20:01,643
♪ there's snow outside ♪
408
00:20:01,571 --> 00:20:04,211
♪ we'll stare at the moon ♪
409
00:20:04,132 --> 00:20:06,832
♪ as I sing my song ♪
410
00:20:06,761 --> 00:20:09,631
♪ we've got mistletoe ♪
411
00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:12,514
♪ and firelight ♪
412
00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:17,632
♪ on this cold December night ♪
413
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,020
♪ there's snow outside ♪
414
00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:22,384
♪ we'll stare at the moon ♪
415
00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:25,554
♪ as I sing my song for you ♪
416
00:20:25,461 --> 00:20:28,731
♪ sing my song ♪
417
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:33,167
♪ sing my song ♪
418
00:20:33,012 --> 00:20:36,082
♪ for you... ♪.
419
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:56,254
Okay, so we hope you enjoyed
our holiday special.
420
00:20:56,164 --> 00:20:59,024
Give it up for our guest host
Chad Dylan Cooper.
421
00:21:02,784 --> 00:21:04,154
Thanks, guys.
I had a great time.
422
00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:06,598
And how about a big round of applause.
423
00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:08,966
For our special guest?
Joe Jonas, everybody.
424
00:21:08,906 --> 00:21:11,506
Yeah, Joe!
425
00:21:11,429 --> 00:21:13,469
Thank you, guys, for having me on the show.
426
00:21:13,415 --> 00:21:15,515
We had lots of fun making
you laugh this year.
427
00:21:15,468 --> 00:21:18,728
- Thanks for watching.
- And for being such great fans.
428
00:21:18,635 --> 00:21:21,565
So from our "so random!"
family to yours...
429
00:21:21,484 --> 00:21:23,754
Happy holidays!
430
00:21:23,691 --> 00:21:25,421
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
431
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:30,078
You guys are awesome.
432
00:21:30,128 --> 00:21:34,678
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