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And welcome back to "Tia."
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I'm here with hollywood's
it couple du jour,
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Sonny munroe and Chad dylan cooper,
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Or as I've just decided to call you,
"Channy."
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cute! Channy... I like that.
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, we've got our own mash-up name.
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So, Channy, what's it like being Channy?
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- Is she talking to me or you?
- I don't know.
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- Uh, we don't know... we don't know who talks.
- Yeah.
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[laughs ]
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You guys are adorable...
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A-dorable!
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So, Channy, the world
can't wait any longer.
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Tell us all about your first kiss.
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It... uh, it actually
hasn't happened yet.
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Really?
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Fascinating. Tell me, why is that?
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Well, um, I don't... I don't know.
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- Me neither.
- Whenever it happens, it happens.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Well, good for you...
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Not rushing into things.
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- Thanks...
- do it right now,
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Right here, in front
of all your Channy fans!
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[applause ]
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What? No.
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, I'm sorry.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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Would music help?
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[funk music playing ]
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All right, so the interview's over
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Because you're a crazy lady.
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Okay? Uh,
ma-ma-ma-ma-ma! Crazy.
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- [rings ]
- [screams ]
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off to the races, I'm going places
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might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it
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this is the big break
and it's calling my name
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yeah!
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so far, so great, get with it
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at least that's how I see it
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having a dream is just the beginning
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so far, so great, believe it
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can't take away this feeling
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taking a ride with chance on my side
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yeah, I can't wait
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so far, so great
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- so far, so great
- [vocalizing ]
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Synced By YesCool www.addic7ed.com
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Sonny, could you believe that interview?
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Right? People just
need to stop worrying
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About Channy and when
they're gonna kiss.
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I know, right? It's
like don't people have
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Anything better do than
think about our love life?
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♪ Sonny and Chad sittin' in a tree... ♪
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That's it... just sittin' there.
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Even though the idea of
you two kissing sickens us,
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- What are you waitin' for?
- Yeah.
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- Use it or lose
it. - Mm-hmm.
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Like I'm gonna take advice from two
guys who are dating their pillows.
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Ha ha, ! Well, at least
we've kissed them already.
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Dude, please don't advertise that.
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- Chad, you got a little...
- little...
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- Right there. .
- All: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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Really, people? You think this is
where we're gonna have our first kiss?
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Especially when he has
stinky mustard breath?
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Yeah! Hey, what?
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This is ridiculous. Let's go.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, Sonny?
- Yeah?
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Good cover on that
stinky-mustard-breath line.
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Yeah.
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Thanks for finding us a
new dressing room, marshall.
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What choice did I have after
what you did to the last one?
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Okay, I admit, our
fourth-of-July party
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Did get a little out of hand.
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Who has a fourth-of-July
fireworks display inside?
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Both: Patriots!
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Idiots.
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You'd better not trash
this dressing room.
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I mean it.
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It looks like somebody
trashed it already.
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Yeah, based on the smell, I'm
thinking maybe it was my grandmother.
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[laughs ]
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That smell is comedy history.
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This was the dressing
room of silent-film star
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Spatzy carbunkle.
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Wasn't he the guy who took
the first pie in the face?
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People say you can still
feel spatzy's spirit in here.
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And people will say the same thing about
you if you mess up this dressing room.
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Enjoy!
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You know, there... there is a lot of
mystery about the way this guy died.
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Hmm, I wonder if it was pie-related.
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, what a way to go.
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- I know, huh?
- No no no, I mean death by pie.
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What a way to go! Come on!
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- What...
- [ both coughing ]
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What? Five-decade rule.
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[man's voice moans ]
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What was that?
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Probably your stomach trying to
get rid of that 50-year old pie.
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[laughs ]
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[moaning, rustling ]
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That's not my stomach.
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[moaning, wood creaking ]
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Wait... wait, where is that coming from?
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Ahh!
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I think it's coming from spatzy, man.
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I think he wants his pie back!
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please!
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What do you think,
spatzy's ghost is in here?
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- Ahhh!
- [objects crashing ]
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Not yet, but he's
a'comin' and I'm a'goin'.
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Grady! Grady!
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Grady... grady!
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Grady, I'm not running out
'cause of some fake ghost.
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[exhales ]
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[moaning, crashing ]
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look, it just happens to be time
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For my previously
scheduled cowardly run.
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Ahh!
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Hey.
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So did Channy kiss yet?
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Uh, let me think. No.
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Well, you'd better
get your kiss on quick
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Because one half of Channy
is kissing someone else
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On "mackenzie falls" this afternoon.
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Wha... okay, look,
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If you think that I'm gonna be bothered
by Chad kissing another actress,
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I'm not, okay? He's a
professional and so am I.
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well, good.
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Then it won't bother you
when mackenzie takes chloe
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In his arms and says...
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Chloe, I can't resist
your lips any longer.
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I need to kiss somebody.
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Nope nope. Doesn't...
doesn't bother me at all.
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, look at the time.
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I gotta call my grandmother in
"wiscons-kiss"... "kiss-consin."
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You know what? Shut it, tawni.
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Wow, it bothers her more
than I hoped it would.
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Ha! I win.
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Nico?
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- [hammering ]
- nico?
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Right here! Ha ha ha!
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I've been looking for you, man.
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I've been doing some research
on spatzy, and listen to this:
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"spatzy carbunkle died an untimely death
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While perfecting his hilarious
double-whoopsy banana-peel slip
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In his dressing room."
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"dateline hollywood...
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Spatzy goes splatzy.
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Hollywood tips their hatsy
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To favorite fatsy."
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So you see, spatzy is
haunting his dressing room.
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Well, it's our dressing room now, okay?
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And if he wants it back, he's
gonna have to go through you.
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Ah! Wait, just me?
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- And me.
- Yeah.
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- But mostly you.
- No no.
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- Right right, you you.
- No comment.
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Uh, no comment. Look, I'm
tired of hearing about this.
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I will kiss Sonny when I'm ready.
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Okay, mom, I love you too! Mwah!
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Hey guys, what's that?
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, we're doing a carnival sketch.
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- You're gonna love this.
- Yeah.
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Sonny munroe is queen
of the kissing booth.
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Ha ha ha! Which is ironic
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Because you guys are
both the king and queen
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Of the not-kissing booth.
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[echoing ] not-kissing
booth. Not-kissing booth.
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Step right up, mr. Cooper,
and give Sonny munroe a kiss.
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Only $1 a kiss.
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Yes, you sir, with the
finely-coiffed hair,
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What are you waiting for?
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Step right up and give the lady a kiss.
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What are you waiting for?
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Are you afraid?
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Yes, Chad, are you?
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Ah!
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I gotta... I gotta go.
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- Got a meeting I don't want to kiss...
- what?
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...Miss. Uh, that was a "kiss-stake."
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Miss... mmm... mistake. Shut it.
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hey!
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Hi.
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So everyone's making a big
deal about this kiss thing, huh?
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- I know, right?
- Yeah.
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- It's kinda ridiculous, yeah.
- .
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When it happens, it happens.
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- We should kiss tonight.
- Yes, definitely tonight.
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All righty then.
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Okey-dokey!
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Bye.
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More cheese?
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Always, 'cause you know, wisconsin...
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Cheese.
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That's what I was thinking.
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So smart.
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It feels right.
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It sure does.
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You know, it's a perfect night
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With a perfect moment
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For the perfect kiss.
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How could it not be perfect?
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Uh yeah. We're Channy.
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We sure are... Channy.
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All right, so let's do this.
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I'm gonna kiss you now.
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. So you're announcing it?
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- Is that... is that a problem?
- No...
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I can just... I can just
go for it if you want.
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You just caught me off guard.
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Hey, if you're not ready, that's fine.
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I am totally ready.
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- All right, cool.
- Okay.
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Hold on.
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Okay, here we go.
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It's happening.
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Movin' in for the kiss now.
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Okay, I... I gotta say,
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My announcing not any
worse than your narrating.
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- So...
- Okay. "sorry," she said.
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Oops, she did it again. I
mean, I did it again. Sorry.
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- I...
- it's okay. It's okay.
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- Okay.
- Ow!
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Ow. That's okay. Let's...
let's try it again.
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Yeah, you know what? I'll
put my hand there so it...
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- Okay, that's perfect. That's great.
- Right there.
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That's good, okay. Ow ow ow ow!
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Sorry! It's my lucky bracelet.
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- Not so much in my hair.
- Okay, relax.
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Just relax. Uh, one, two...
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- Almost there.
- Okay.
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- Three.
- Ow!
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Sorry.
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Fine fine. All right,
go time, let's focus.
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Let's do this.
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well, that's romantic.
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I'm sorry, do you have something better?
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Let's just get this over with.
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No.
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- [tooth cracking ]
- ow! My tooth.
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- , I'm so sorry.
- No no no, I'm good.
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- Good good.
- [helicopter hovering ]
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[man over loudspeaker ]
attention! This is a private beach.
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You kids are trespassing.
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Hey, it's Channy!
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Kiss kiss kiss!
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Kiss kiss!
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One.
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And done.
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- 'morning.
- Good morning.
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O, you brought muffins.
Good thing I did my crunch.
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So Channy struck out
255
00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:52,828
In the kiss department last night, huh?
256
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:55,926
What? How do you know?
257
00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:58,597
Woman's intuition, lucky guess,
258
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,385
But mostly tooth mark on your forehead.
259
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,157
man!
260
00:12:07,985 --> 00:12:10,153
Can you replace my tooth?
261
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,964
The bigger question is
262
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:15,022
When is Channy gonna kiss already?
263
00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:18,686
[mumbles ]
264
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,307
, don't try to change the subject.
265
00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:23,997
I don't get it. Chad
and I are great together.
266
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,118
And I really like him.
You know, we're Channy.
267
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:27,660
Why is this happening?
268
00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:29,395
I hate to be the one to break it to you,
269
00:12:29,355 --> 00:12:31,590
But you and Chad just
don't have a spark.
270
00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:35,433
What? No! Okay, I refuse to believe
that Chad and I don't have spark.
271
00:12:35,305 --> 00:12:38,774
You want to know why last
night was such a disaster?
272
00:12:38,664 --> 00:12:41,032
No spark.
273
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:44,837
No, it's because we planned
our first kiss. Who does that?
274
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:47,579
People with no spark.
275
00:12:47,493 --> 00:12:48,993
No!
276
00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:51,533
People who care too much
about what people think.
277
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:55,096
You know, a kiss should
be natural and spontaneous,
278
00:12:54,979 --> 00:12:57,747
Like the rest of the
world doesn't exist.
279
00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:02,003
It's you and... That
muffin! Gosh, take a breath.
280
00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:06,871
See, this is what a spark looks like.
281
00:13:08,703 --> 00:13:10,404
Well, you know what?
282
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:13,135
I'm gonna go get that
same spark with Chad
283
00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:15,555
That you have with that muffin.
284
00:13:18,524 --> 00:13:20,792
Good luck!
285
00:13:22,139 --> 00:13:24,674
We'rso good together.
286
00:13:25,946 --> 00:13:28,080
Okay, let's just admit it, okay?
287
00:13:28,025 --> 00:13:30,526
We have "kiss-ssues."
288
00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:33,392
But that doesn't mean
that there's no spark.
289
00:13:33,335 --> 00:13:37,172
You know, that just wasn't
spontaneous or natural.
290
00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:39,014
It was just too forced,
you know what I mean?
291
00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:42,068
- It was...
- uh, don't bother.
292
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,507
no, there's no spark.
293
00:13:44,436 --> 00:13:47,004
We're sparkless; we're spark-free;
294
00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:49,099
We're the anti-spark. I have to go.
295
00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:51,878
- No, listen! Hey!
- Don't bother.
296
00:13:51,794 --> 00:13:54,095
No, Sonny, the dentist gave me a shot.
297
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,634
I can't feel anything. My mouth is numb.
298
00:13:56,561 --> 00:13:58,161
We have a spark.
299
00:14:00,495 --> 00:14:05,132
Spatzy carbunkle!
300
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,341
Are you there?
301
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:10,454
It is I, the great
gradini. I come in peace.
302
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,618
Spatzy!
303
00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:15,657
[cuban accent ] say hello to
my little fire extinguisher.
304
00:14:15,562 --> 00:14:17,797
Ah!
305
00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:19,905
All right.
306
00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:22,184
We agreed to try my way first.
307
00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:25,590
I will summon up spatzy's spirit
and ask him nicely to leave.
308
00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:28,781
And if that doesn't work, then plan b.
309
00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:31,681
A... a bowling ball?
310
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:33,291
Really?
311
00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:35,888
I couldn't afforthe turban
and the crystal ball,
312
00:14:35,812 --> 00:14:38,247
So hello!
313
00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,881
! And speaking of which...
314
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:42,971
Hello, spatzy.
315
00:14:42,914 --> 00:14:45,382
[moaning ]
316
00:14:45,313 --> 00:14:47,882
Hey! Ah! It's working.
317
00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:50,310
- [room shaking ]
- it's working a little too well.
318
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,042
It's coming from the
painting! He's after us!
319
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,494
All right, plan b. Plan b!
320
00:14:57,118 --> 00:14:59,386
[moaning ]
321
00:15:02,844 --> 00:15:05,513
- I think we rekilled him.
- [laughing ]
322
00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:08,837
! It's spatzy! Get him, get him!
323
00:15:08,731 --> 00:15:10,565
Whoo!
324
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:12,989
Ah! Make it stop.
325
00:15:15,768 --> 00:15:19,071
Ah! Stop! It's me, you pinheads.
326
00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:21,628
Marshall?
327
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:25,526
What did you do?
328
00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:27,565
We thought we heard spatzy carbunkle.
329
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,744
There was all this
moaning and groaning and...
330
00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:31,952
Yeah! I've been working out.
331
00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,959
[groans ]
332
00:15:35,314 --> 00:15:37,382
My gym is on the other
side of this wall.
333
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:38,830
You work out?
334
00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:41,470
Well, I... I met this
divorced librarian...
335
00:15:41,392 --> 00:15:43,393
Don't change the subject!
336
00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:47,113
You destroyed an irreplaceable
piece of show-business history.
337
00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,491
Yes.
338
00:15:48,462 --> 00:15:50,163
But on the plus side,
339
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,093
We did prove
340
00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:54,914
That there are no dead people in here.
341
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,129
Not yet, there aren't.
342
00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:58,235
- Run!
- Go go go!
343
00:15:58,219 --> 00:15:59,820
Come here!
344
00:16:02,602 --> 00:16:06,438
Channy, Channy, Channy.
345
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,981
Ugh! I can't take it anymore.
346
00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:11,806
Then do I have good news for you!
347
00:16:11,719 --> 00:16:14,187
I think I have a way to
solve your problem with Chad.
348
00:16:14,118 --> 00:16:17,921
I've put together a catalogue
of boys I've projected
349
00:16:17,797 --> 00:16:19,665
That I think would settle for you.
350
00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:24,544
, tawni.
351
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,951
You know, it's... it's moments like this
352
00:16:26,883 --> 00:16:29,351
Where you learn to appreciate
having real friends.
353
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:31,617
I'm gonna go find one.
354
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:41,000
"if you want to know
that my heart is true,
355
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:44,263
Follow the petals in front of you."
356
00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:45,725
O!
357
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:57,084
!
358
00:16:59,832 --> 00:17:03,335
- !
- [romantic music plays ]
359
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:07,159
"something special for my sweet.
360
00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:10,366
Lift the dome to reveal a treat."
361
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,362
Okay.
362
00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:13,083
Ahh!
363
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:14,946
[screaming ]
364
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,235
Chad!
365
00:17:17,171 --> 00:17:19,639
Ah!
366
00:17:19,570 --> 00:17:23,140
What were you thinking? Why
did you do something like this?
367
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:26,394
Well, excuse me.
368
00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:29,310
Trying to be original here.
369
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:31,431
All right? It shouldn't be
so hard for our first kiss.
370
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,042
, so you're saying that it's my fault.
371
00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:35,174
No no no, I'm just
saying it's not my fault.
372
00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:37,419
- Well, it's one of our faults.
- Well, maybe it's both our faults.
373
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,625
Maybe it's Channy!
374
00:17:39,565 --> 00:17:43,301
I'm so sick of everyone saying
"Channy this, Channy that."
375
00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:44,646
I'm... I can't do it.
376
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:47,020
Sonny, wait.
377
00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:48,989
Sonny, wait, hold on. I
got... I got a candle...
378
00:17:48,938 --> 00:17:52,074
Whoa whoa, that... that... okay.
379
00:17:51,977 --> 00:17:54,045
Ah. Hey, wait! I gotta talk to you.
380
00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:57,361
I... whoa! This is not working.
381
00:17:57,255 --> 00:17:58,656
Sonny, wait, I gotta talk...
382
00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,565
I told you there's no
such thing as ghosts.
383
00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:04,632
Ahh!
384
00:18:04,613 --> 00:18:06,647
[both screaming ]
385
00:18:15,682 --> 00:18:18,417
Chad: Sonny? Sonny?
386
00:18:18,337 --> 00:18:20,572
Hey, there you are.
387
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,626
Why'd you... why'd you run off?
388
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,452
I can't take it anymore.
389
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,602
If I never hear "Channy"
again, it'll be too soon.
390
00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:31,869
I know. I can't
believe I'm actually sick
391
00:18:31,804 --> 00:18:34,973
Of hearing the sound of my own name.
392
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,409
Well, half my name.
393
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,780
It's a lot of pressure.
394
00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:41,183
And maybe that's what's wrong with us.
395
00:18:42,265 --> 00:18:43,799
Maybe.
396
00:18:45,976 --> 00:18:49,211
So what should we do?
397
00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:53,366
I don't know.
398
00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:57,171
Maybe we should just go
back to being friends.
399
00:18:58,772 --> 00:19:01,374
That was a lot less complicated.
400
00:19:01,299 --> 00:19:03,367
Yeah.
401
00:19:03,315 --> 00:19:05,482
Should we?
402
00:19:05,427 --> 00:19:08,262
Maybe we should.
403
00:19:10,704 --> 00:19:13,573
Wow. You feel that?
404
00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:15,456
No, what?
405
00:19:15,407 --> 00:19:18,342
Exactly... there's no pressure.
406
00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:21,924
Yeah, you're right. It's like
this big old weight was lifted.
407
00:19:21,805 --> 00:19:23,106
You know?
408
00:19:23,085 --> 00:19:25,186
Yeah, I think you call that a table.
409
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:28,101
It was so heavy.
410
00:19:28,012 --> 00:19:32,815
Okay then, I should... I should
probably go get ready for the show.
411
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,917
Right.
412
00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:36,600
Okay then, buddy.
413
00:19:36,521 --> 00:19:39,356
See ya, buddy.
414
00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:47,594
Hey, um, friends can hug, right?
415
00:19:47,494 --> 00:19:50,629
Yeah! I hug the randoms all the time.
416
00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:53,001
- Cool, come on.
- Okay.
417
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,663
Whoa, wow.
418
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,703
Yeah... wow.
419
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,708
You don't do that with the
randoms, do you? It's weird.
420
00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:12,655
Nope nope, sure don't.
421
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:15,252
You know what?
422
00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:17,597
I think when we were Channy,
423
00:20:17,532 --> 00:20:21,202
We lost track of Sonny
and Chad, you know?
424
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,785
Well, Channy may not have a spark,
425
00:20:23,707 --> 00:20:26,676
But Sonny and Chad sure do.
426
00:20:29,622 --> 00:20:32,357
[projector rolling ]
427
00:20:32,277 --> 00:20:34,145
Announcer: Meet melvyn hubbly.
428
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,602
He's a nerd who never had any friends...
429
00:20:36,532 --> 00:20:39,067
You'll never have any friends, nerd.
430
00:20:38,995 --> 00:20:41,296
...Until one day when he found one
431
00:20:41,234 --> 00:20:44,136
- In the most unlikely of places.
- !
432
00:20:44,049 --> 00:20:46,517
Now everything he ever wished for
433
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,416
Is about to come true.
434
00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:51,637
I am the genie of the toilet.
435
00:20:51,535 --> 00:20:53,236
[speaks gibberish]
436
00:20:53,199 --> 00:20:57,903
Now melvyn is going from fool to cool;
437
00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:02,298
From zero to hero.
438
00:21:03,372 --> 00:21:04,772
Ah!
439
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,548
He needed a toilet;
440
00:21:06,507 --> 00:21:08,741
He needed to be freed from one.
441
00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:11,617
Two strangers,
442
00:21:11,529 --> 00:21:13,063
Three wishes...
443
00:21:13,032 --> 00:21:15,500
Yeah, that's right,
I wished for this hat.
444
00:21:15,432 --> 00:21:16,999
One friendship.
445
00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:21,599
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