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All right, we're on for the movie.
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Three tickets for
"hex in the city 2."
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I can't wait. The story of four
aging witches in new york.
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Ooh, girls' night out.
I'm so excited.
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It's my first g.N.O.
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Do you guy want to join us?
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- G?
- N.O.
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Mm-hmm.
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- ding-a-ling,
ding-a-lings.
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Check out my smokin' wheels.
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It has 20 speeds, a docking station,
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G.P.S.
, oh, and a basket for my dolly.
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Wow, cool bike.
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Oh, that's the loser alarm.
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It's programmed to go off
when a loser gets too close.
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Oh.
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Dakota.
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To what do we owe this delightful...
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Shut it, kiss-up.
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I'm here to rub my cool
birthday bike in your faces.
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Oh, and to invite you
to my birthday party tonight.
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- Hope you can come.
- Actually, we've all...
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I said I hope you can come!
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I'll be there.
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- My schedule just freed up.
- I don't have a life anyway.
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I've opened up everything in case
you wanted to invite me to a party.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
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- You you.
- Don't bother.
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I wasn't gonna.
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Okay, so the theme
of your party is "wow me"?
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As in "wow me
with really great presents."
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Well, you know, I thought it
was the thought that counts.
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Oh, it is.
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So think big.
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My daddy, your boss...
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Which makes me yo daddy...
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Notices everything.
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Everything!
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Tootles.
Move.
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That's the loser alarm.
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I know what it is.
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♪ off to the races,I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big breakand it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ so far, so great,get with it ♪
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♪ at leastthat's how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dreamis just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,believe it ♪
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♪ can't take awaythis feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ridewith chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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♪ yaooww! ♪
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I can't believe we're missing our movie.
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To go to dakota's stupid birthday party.
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Yeah, I know.
But we have no choice.
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So let's just go to the mall
and get her gifts.
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How about a cute outfit that
matches her horns and tail?
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Maybe we can get it at
the short and bratty store.
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Can you believe that little
girl and the way that she acts?
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Just bossing everyone around and
stomping her mean little feet.
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You better give me a gift
that's better than my bike.
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Or you're dead in this town.
Dead dead dead!
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My daddy owns the studio so I
hope you can come come come.
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Oh my gosh!
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Oh my gosh, we just hit something.
What was it?
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I don't know.
I didn't see anything.
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You don't check the rearview
mirror when you're backing up?
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You mean the makeup mirror?
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Why would I do that while I'm driving?
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That is dangerous.
Now go see what we hit.
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No, you were driving.
You go.
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I can't, I'm in shock.
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Fine.
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Is it bad?
Tell me it's not bad.
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- It's not bad.
- Oh good. Good.
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It's twice as bad.
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We ran over dakota's new bike.
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- We're dead dead dead.
- But I was the driver,
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Which means I'm deader deader deader.
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Now we're losers!
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It's been a bad day.
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Man, what do you get for
the girl who has everything.
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And hates everyone?
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A dragon!
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Dude, don't be ridiculous.
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There's no way we can
get a dragon by tonight.
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I know a guy.
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You have a dragon guy?
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I have a dragon guy.
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♪ chad chadchaddy chad chad... ♪
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- What is that?
- I don't know.
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It's irritating, arrogant.
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And slightly off key.
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- Oh, you know, it's got to be chad.
- Mm-hmm.
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♪ dakota, it's your birthday
and it shouldn't be bad ♪
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♪ you deserve the best, the gift of chad ♪
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♪ so come on, lucky girl, and sing along ♪
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♪ to chaddy's awesome birthday song ♪
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♪ whoo, chad chad chaddy chad ♪
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♪ chad... ♪
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I know.
You're speechless.
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You didn't know I had this in me.
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Oh, we knew you had it in you.
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We were just hoping
it would never come out.
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Oh, it's out, boys.
And there's no putting it back in.
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My gift to dakota is...
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My gift.
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♪ chad chad
chaddy chad chad... ♪
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- Wait! - Wrap the gift.
Wrap the gift.
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And what gift are you
disappointing her with this year?
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Well, you know, we've got ideas.
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Like what?
A dragon?
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How do you know that?
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Grady, you know your dragon guy?
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That was me messing with you online.
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No, you...
wait, whoa.
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You're
firebreath84@medieval.Ork?
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♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
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♪ chad chad chaddy
chad chad. ♪
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I don't have a dragon guy!
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Don't worry, g.
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He messed with you, we mess with him.
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All right? When chaddy sings
his song at dakota's party,
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- We're gonna make him look bad.
- Oh yeah.
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- Yeah, bad.
- All right.
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♪ chad chad
chaddy chad chad... ♪.
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What?
It's a catchy tune.
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♪ chad. ♪
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I'm done with this.
I just...
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I can't believe all the pieces
of dakota's bike fit in here.
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Oh my gosh, when she finds out, we
are gonna be in so much trouble.
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- We're gonna get fired.
- Tawni! Tawni!
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Calm down.
You need to calm down.
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If you tell me to calm down one
more time I'm gonna freak out.
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Hey, mr. Condor.
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Look, sonny.
It's dakota's daddy.
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- Oh my god.
- Employees.
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Hey, there's nothing really to see here,
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So you can leave
'cause this is just a dress.
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We're just carrying a dress.
And shoes. Those were shoes.
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Yeah, that is right.
Shoes and a dress.
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For tonight. It's like
a complete ensemble.
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- Why would we be lying?
- I don't know.
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- Okay, bye.
- Wait a minute!
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Do not scratch my hallway
with your ensemble.
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Okay.
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We pulled it off.
We pulled it off.
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See, I told you that if we just stayed calm.
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We could totally pull this off.
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What do you guys got
in there, dakota's bike?
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Oh my gosh!
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We're not pulling it off.
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She knew that was dakota's bike.
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Mr. Condor knew it too.
And then he's gonna fire us.
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No, me. Me!
He's gonna fire me.
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- I was the one driving.
- Both of you, zip it.
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Now unzip it.
Let me take a look at it.
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Okay.
Maybe you can fix it.
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Oh my god.
Yeah, maybe she can fix it.
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Okay, here.
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See, it's not really that bad.
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All right, first thing you're
gonna need is two boxes.
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We can do that.
We can do that. Then what?
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- Open them up.
- I know how to open things.
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Then get inside and mail
yourselves out of here
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'cause it's the only way
you're getting out alive!
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What? Oh my gosh!
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Tawni, we've got to mail ourselves.
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- How much postage would that take?
- I don't know.
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Or...
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- Or? I like or.
- What's or?
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I like or.
Let's go with or. Yeah.
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- Go see izzy.
- Izzy? Who is he?
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He makes all the props for the studio.
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He's the one man around here
who can fix this mess.
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He's the answer to all your problems.
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Oh, good.
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But he's also the problem
to all your answers.
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Oh.
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Okay.
Well...
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What does that mean though?
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Finally, a piece of law
enforcement equipment.
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That'll make people take me seriously.
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Good cop.
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Bad cop.
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Plays by the rules.
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Makes his own rules.
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Hey, monkey.
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We have a situation.
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Ooh ooh ooh, I like situations.
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But situations don't like me.
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Yeah, whatever.
My new birthday bike was stolen.
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And I need you to find it.
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You've come to the right place, kid.
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But... ow!
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I'm gonna need some evidence.
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Here's your evidence...
my bike bell.
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It's all that's left,
mr. Murphy.
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Oh, dry your eyes, kid,
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'cause I just whet my appetite for justice.
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Will you stop messing around
with those sunglasses.
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And start questioning some
of the yahoos around here?
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Like those two.
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Hey, you two.
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Freeze!
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- Oh my gosh, we're busted.
- Not if we play it cool.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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I've got a question for you two.
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What do you think of my new sunglasses?
Aren't they neat?
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Oh forget it.
I'll handle this.
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Do you know what this is?
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No.
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It doesn't ring a bell.
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Oh!
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This is all that's left
of my birthday bike.
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And I'm gonna wear this bell
around my neck day and night.
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Until I find out who took it.
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And then I'm gonna ring their bell!
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They're clean.
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But it's gonna
get dirty... ow!
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Darn it!
The other eye.
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Justice is now blind and dumb.
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Who knew the studio even had a basement?
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I think we should have
never listened to zora.
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- Look at this place.
- I know.
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Look at all the weird stuff.
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This izzy guy must be a whack job.
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Look at this thing.
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I prefer charmingly eccentric.
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Oh my gosh, izzy?
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Is I.
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"iz-eye"?
Is that how you pronounce it?
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- What?
- Izzy.
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Is I.
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Oh, I get it.
Is I, as in is me.
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No no no no.
Izmy is my sister.
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Do you think you can help us?
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I'll ask the questions here.
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So what's your question?
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And phrase it not in the form of a question.
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Because I ask the questions here.
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- So what's your question?
- Okay.
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Well, we ran over dakota condor's bike.
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- And we need your help to fix it.
- That's not a question.
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- You didn't want us to ask a question.
- Ah, then welell done.
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- So what's your answer?
- Is that a question?
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It was a suggestion.
251
00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:27,334
Sometimes she phrases things
like they're questions.
252
00:11:27,247 --> 00:11:30,577
'cause that's how the kids
are talking these days.
253
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,551
All right, enough enough enough.
254
00:11:33,456 --> 00:11:35,096
Izzy is in.
255
00:11:35,058 --> 00:11:37,328
I will fix your bike.
256
00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:39,735
- Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
257
00:11:39,673 --> 00:11:43,203
- On one condition.
- Whatever you need.
258
00:11:43,099 --> 00:11:45,059
Bring me...
259
00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:48,218
The bell of dakota condor.
260
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:53,250
I'm gonna wear this bell around my neck.
261
00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:55,755
Day and night.
Day and night!
262
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,949
Day and night!
Night night night!
263
00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:08,755
Okay, operation get the bell
of dakota condor is underway.
264
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:11,392
This is a map of the studio.
265
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,550
And all the locations
where dakota hangs out.
266
00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:15,998
Here is where she has her
morning temper tantrum.
267
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:20,248
Afternoon tantrum.
Ballet class.
268
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:22,797
And evening tantrum.
269
00:12:22,719 --> 00:12:25,219
This is ridiculous.
We're never gonna get that bell.
270
00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:26,786
It'd be easier to get her kidney.
271
00:12:26,749 --> 00:12:29,019
Oh, you want her kidney.
272
00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:31,096
That would be this map.
273
00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:32,749
Whoa!
274
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,308
Cover it up, cover it up, cover it up!
275
00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:37,101
Thank you.
276
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:42,114
Oh man, not that song again.
277
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:43,925
Chad, get out of...
278
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,876
Oh, dude.
Are you serious?
279
00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:50,281
What?
280
00:12:50,258 --> 00:12:52,388
You know, I thought it was a good look.
281
00:12:52,331 --> 00:12:55,371
And I can't get that song out of my head.
282
00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:58,317
Well, stop singing and start
thinking of ways to mess with chad.
283
00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:00,793
Yeah, but what about
our present for dakota?
284
00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:02,827
We were gonna slay her with a dragon,
285
00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:04,911
But no, thanks to chad.
286
00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:08,053
Chad chad chaddy chad chad.
287
00:13:07,962 --> 00:13:10,462
Even angry it's still catchy.
288
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,560
- Yeah.
- I hate it.
289
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:16,011
Hey, balloon delivery for
dakota condor's birthday party.
290
00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:18,198
I got 1,000 more of these in my truck.
291
00:13:18,143 --> 00:13:20,303
Got to unload 'em before
the whole thing floats away.
292
00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:25,063
Uh, why don't we go with you.
293
00:13:24,956 --> 00:13:27,366
And show you where the party is?
294
00:13:27,297 --> 00:13:30,237
Wait, what are you doing?
295
00:13:30,147 --> 00:13:33,177
G, this is how we're gonna mess with chad.
296
00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:35,963
And wow dakota at the same time.
297
00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:37,416
Just follow the balloon guy.
Come on.
298
00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:40,622
Oh, okay.
299
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,950
So when I want to follow the balloon guy.
300
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,760
It's, "what are you, six?"
301
00:13:44,713 --> 00:13:48,753
But then suddenly when you want
to, oh, it's a great idea.
302
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,419
Yeah, let's follow the balloon guy.
303
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,874
Oh, there he goes.
304
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:56,370
Oh look, he went that way.
305
00:14:02,446 --> 00:14:05,316
So look, the only time the bell
will be off dakota's neck.
306
00:14:05,238 --> 00:14:08,368
Is before ballet class when
she's changing into her tutu.
307
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,150
I say that's just when
we swoop in and grab it.
308
00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:12,863
And I mean swoop in.
309
00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:14,428
Great plan.
310
00:14:14,392 --> 00:14:16,492
Gosh, you know, people don't
give us enough credit.
311
00:14:16,446 --> 00:14:19,316
- We're really smart.
- Uh, no, tawni.
312
00:14:19,228 --> 00:14:21,728
We're brilliant.
313
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:24,066
Yeah, nothing gets by us.
314
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,267
I think it's just about being
in tune with your surroundings.
315
00:14:26,214 --> 00:14:28,174
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, I do.
316
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,263
Let's go.
317
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:40,010
I can't believe you thought a giant
magnet would be a good idea.
318
00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:42,846
Who are we, nico and grady?
319
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,626
Oh come on.
320
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:47,320
It was working when that
guy's nose ring came out.
321
00:14:47,247 --> 00:14:49,817
We're never gonna get that bell.
322
00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:53,504
Look, it's dakota.
323
00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:56,454
On our couch.
324
00:14:56,402 --> 00:14:59,672
Oh, she looks like a little angel...
325
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:00,738
When she's sleeping.
326
00:15:02,552 --> 00:15:04,882
Poor thing must be all tuckered out.
327
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,757
From her afternoon tantrum.
328
00:15:08,252 --> 00:15:11,652
Find the bike thief.
329
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,043
Rip head off.
330
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:17,181
Have daddy fire headless body.
331
00:15:18,654 --> 00:15:20,124
- Now's our chance.
- Yeah.
332
00:15:24,066 --> 00:15:27,206
Play soccer with bike thief's head.
333
00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:29,877
Goal!
Yay!
334
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,426
Izzy!
335
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:36,210
Izzy, we brought you
the bell of dakota condor.
336
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:39,706
And the bagel of dakota condor.
337
00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:42,831
What? It might score
us some extra points.
338
00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:46,669
Izzy, did you hear us?
Izzy, we got the bell.
339
00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:49,218
Izzy.
Izzy?
340
00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:53,582
Is I.
341
00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:55,324
Did you bring me nuts?
342
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:57,420
No, we brought you the bell
of dakota condor.
343
00:15:57,372 --> 00:15:59,932
But I like nuts.
344
00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:03,197
Look, izzy, we did everything you asked.
345
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,800
- Did you fix the bike?
- Izzy did not.
346
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:08,220
Sonny wants to know why.
347
00:16:08,186 --> 00:16:10,826
Because, my dear girls,
there are some things.
348
00:16:10,748 --> 00:16:13,118
That are more important
that need to be fixed.
349
00:16:13,051 --> 00:16:14,551
What is that supposed to mean?
350
00:16:14,529 --> 00:16:18,229
I ask the questions.
Izzy has spoken!
351
00:16:18,108 --> 00:16:20,478
I mean, izzy has spoken?
352
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:22,020
You see?
Now it's a question?
353
00:16:23,846 --> 00:16:25,546
What are we gonna do?
The party's in 20 minutes.
354
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,606
And we still haven't
gotten her a present yet.
355
00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:31,389
Word on the street is that
she needs a new bike.
356
00:16:40,878 --> 00:16:43,408
And I want to thank all
of you people for coming.
357
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,174
To my little princess' birthday party.
358
00:16:45,139 --> 00:16:47,269
Not that you had a choice.
359
00:16:50,071 --> 00:16:51,671
- Oh.
- Oh.
360
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,335
So, let's kick off the party.
361
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,674
With a very special guest
singing a very special song.
362
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,297
He wrote for my very special little angel.
363
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,295
Chad dillon cooper!
364
00:17:08,158 --> 00:17:11,858
Folks, I'm singing on the patio today.
365
00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:13,677
There's more room to release my awesomeness.
366
00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:15,068
And my doves.
367
00:17:15,038 --> 00:17:17,178
Oh yeah, that's right.
I said my doves.
368
00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:20,051
Dakota,
369
00:17:19,999 --> 00:17:21,399
Prepare to be wowed.
370
00:17:23,655 --> 00:17:26,985
Are the balloons in place?
371
00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:29,159
Oh, the balloons are in place.
372
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,519
♪ dakota, it's your birthday
and it shouldn't be bad ♪
373
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:40,753
♪ you deserve the best,the gift of chad... ♪
374
00:17:40,687 --> 00:17:43,357
♪ so come on, lucky girl, and sing along ♪
375
00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:46,048
♪ to chaddy's awesome birthday song ♪
376
00:17:45,974 --> 00:17:48,374
♪ chad chad
chaddy chad chad... ♪
377
00:17:48,306 --> 00:17:51,506
chad chad chaddy chad chad!
378
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,915
Whoa!
379
00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,283
Not wowed.
Where are the doves?
380
00:17:55,224 --> 00:17:57,994
- Next present!
- Oh, darling.
381
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,411
Daddy has something that will wow you.
382
00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,219
Be right back, angel.
Move!
383
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,240
Okay, there she is, tawni.
384
00:18:06,173 --> 00:18:07,903
You know what? I think we
should just tell her the truth.
385
00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:10,671
Look, dakota still doesn't
know we broke her bike.
386
00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:12,757
If we keep our mouths shut, she never will.
387
00:18:13,888 --> 00:18:16,088
- Okay, mouth shut.
- All right.
388
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:19,537
I want my bike back.
389
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:23,064
It's my birthday and it's my
favoritest thing I've ever gotten.
390
00:18:25,383 --> 00:18:28,853
Oh my gosh.
It's human.
391
00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:32,459
She looks really upset.
392
00:18:32,388 --> 00:18:34,998
Don't let it get to you.
Just stay strong.
393
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,689
Okay, mouth shut.
Mouth shut.
394
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:42,533
She never has to know.
395
00:18:45,361 --> 00:18:48,461
- We drove over your bike!
- We're so sorry.
396
00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:50,234
We are so so sorry.
397
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,157
You broke my bike?
398
00:18:52,117 --> 00:18:54,017
Yes.
399
00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:55,609
You're telling me the truth?
400
00:18:55,571 --> 00:18:57,741
Yes.
401
00:18:57,692 --> 00:18:59,522
Well, thank you.
402
00:19:01,942 --> 00:19:04,782
'cause now I know who has to get fired!
403
00:19:06,299 --> 00:19:08,739
Dakota, my angel.
404
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:10,669
Prepare to be wowed.
405
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:14,126
Because daddy got you something
you have always wanted.
406
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,977
Happy birthday.
Izzy!
407
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:24,473
Oh my gosh, he fixed the bike after all.
408
00:19:24,415 --> 00:19:26,655
My bike, yay!
409
00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:29,233
Daddy, I love it.
410
00:19:29,155 --> 00:19:31,825
But wait a minute.
Where's my bell?
411
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:35,316
- This thing came with a bell.
- Hold on, young lady.
412
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,210
This is a brand new bike.
413
00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:40,327
How did you know it came with a bell?
414
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:42,937
Daddy, have you lost weight?
415
00:19:42,858 --> 00:19:45,628
Hey.
416
00:19:45,554 --> 00:19:48,484
Dakota, did you go to izzy's.
417
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,864
And take that bike before your birthday?
418
00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:53,333
I love you, daddy.
419
00:19:55,927 --> 00:19:58,427
I love you too, angel.
420
00:19:58,355 --> 00:20:00,355
Oh, but dakota,
421
00:20:00,312 --> 00:20:02,642
The party is over.
422
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,316
Now you go to the limo,
423
00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:05,945
Tell the driver to take you home.
424
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,716
And when you get home, you
March right up to your room.
425
00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:10,802
Which home?
426
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,482
The one with the partial ocean view.
427
00:20:13,410 --> 00:20:15,510
You're a monster!
428
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:20,364
Okay okay, the rest of you.
429
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,129
Have fun for 15 minutes,
430
00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:24,774
Then get out.
431
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,621
- Izzy.
- Is I.
432
00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:31,081
Oh, we're going through this again?
433
00:20:31,018 --> 00:20:33,518
You fixed the bike.
Why didn't you just tell us?
434
00:20:33,446 --> 00:20:36,556
Because there were other things
that needed fixing even more.
435
00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:40,499
So you made us jump through all these hoops.
436
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,094
Just to teach dakota a lesson?
437
00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:44,032
Not just dakota.
438
00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:47,482
My dear girls, next time
just tell the truth.
439
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:49,178
Izzy out.
440
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,851
I get it.
441
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,889
He's the answer to all our problems.
442
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:57,074
And the problem to all our answers.
443
00:20:57,012 --> 00:21:00,682
Yeah, that's really kind of just annoying.
444
00:21:00,572 --> 00:21:03,072
Speaking of annoying,
where's your boyfriend?
445
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,365
You know, I don't know.
446
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:06,466
I haven't seen him all day.
447
00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:09,867
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
448
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:13,338
♪ chad chad chad
chad chad. ♪
449
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:16,179
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
450
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:19,120
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
451
00:21:19,121 --> 00:21:21,791
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
452
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,762
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
453
00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:27,663
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
454
00:21:27,664 --> 00:21:30,704
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
455
00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:33,005
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
456
00:21:33,006 --> 00:21:36,066
♪ dakota, it's your birthday
and it shouldn't be bad ♪
457
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:38,797
♪ you deserve the best, the gift of chad ♪
458
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,528
♪ so come on, lucky girl, and sing along ♪
459
00:21:41,529 --> 00:21:43,859
♪ to chaddy's awesome birthday song ♪
460
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:46,740
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
461
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:59,331
♪ chad chad chaddy chad chad ♪
462
00:21:59,332 --> 00:22:00,532
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