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Check out my Halloween costume.
I went as you.
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Check it out, I went as you.
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Check it out, we went as each other.
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Matchy matchy.
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H, I hate workinin h hlowee.
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I know, right?
All the weirdoes come out.
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Brains.
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Check out the zombie costume.
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Check out his lame clothes.
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Like, where does he shop,
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Aberzombie and witch?
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Brains!
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Brains?
But we don't need 'em.
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- We're cute.
- Check us out.
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Oh!
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Um, hello.
You forgot your change.
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And your arm.
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Are you ready to getso random!?
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It's the "so random!"holiday special.
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Starring tawni hart...
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Nico harris...
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Grady mitchell...
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Zora lancaster...
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Sonny munroe.
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With guest hostshaquille o'neal.
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Musical guestall star weekend.
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With a special performance by"so random"'s sonny munroe.
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And now here's your hostshaquille o'neal.
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Once again,shaquille o'neal.
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Where is he?
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He was just over there behind
that door and now he's gone.
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The dude is eight feet tall.
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How do you lose eight feet of dude?
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Okay look, zora,
we need you to stall, okay?
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We have eight feet of dude to find.
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- No no no!
- Get out there.
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Hey.
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So, you like scary stories?
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It was a dark and stormy night.
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When a lawyer and a werewolf
walk into a juice bar.
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How can we not find him?
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Where can he be?
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- Earthquake!
- Quick, everybody in the photo room.
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Mama!
Mama!
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Shaq, what are you doing in there?
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Hiding.
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I'm scared to perform
in front of a live audience.
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Are you serious?
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I'm a big man with big feelings, okay?
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Aw, there's nothing to be
scared of, big fella.
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Yeah.
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Just think of us as your teammates.
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What would they do to get you to
go out there and be your best?
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You know what?
We do have a ritual.
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You ever heard of this show
"mackenzie falls"?
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Let me guess.
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You can't go out in front of a
crowd unless you watch an episode?
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Not exactly.
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Have you met my long-lost
identical twin brother?
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What's up?
The name's shaqenzie.
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- This is what calms him down?
- Shh.
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I didn't know you had
a long-long identical twin.
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How will I ever tell you two apart?
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Oh, you'll know.
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And scene.
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So you ready to do the show?
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Do I get to keep the clothes?
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- You can even keep chad.
- What?
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And then the lawyer said to the werewolf,
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"I said sue me,
not shoe me."
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I knew that joke would kill.
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We have a great show for you tonight.
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Hey buddy, I'm telling jokes here.
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Do I go down to where you work.
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And slap the ball out of your hands?
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All star weekend is here.
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And a new song by sonny munroe.
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All right, that's it.
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Don't go anywhere.
Especially you, chad.
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"so random!" presents Halloweenparty do's & dent's.
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Do carve pumpkins.
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Dude, awesome pumpkin.
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- So cool. - Halloween may
be my favorite holiday.
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I know, I love it so much.
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Don't carve onions.
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Dude, cool onion.
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Halloween may be my favorite holiday.
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I know, I love it so much.
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This was another editionof "so random"'s
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Halloween partydo's & dent's.
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Bears on trampolines.
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Okay, sweetie, it's time to get
off the computer and go to bed.
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Okay, mommy.
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Mommy, before you leave,
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Could you check under my bed for monsters?
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There are no monsters, hon.
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Good night.
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Mom!
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No monsters.
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- Tasty.
- Mommy!
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Oh man.
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You have a computer.
Whoo!
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All right.
Boop.
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Status update.
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Deeper is feeling...
is feeling.
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Frustrated right now.
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The kid he's supposed to be scaring.
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Has a really slow internet connection.
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I hear typing.
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And you didn't hear the growling?
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Mom, it's not me.
It's a monster.
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Oh, seriously?
Huh? Huh?
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You're gonna play me like that?
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How long are you gonna use my computer?
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I'm sorry.
Is this a library?
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Is there a time limit?
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Because last time I checked
I'm the monster here!
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You're not sry.
You're just annoying.
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Whatever.
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That's it!I can hear you typing.
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Do you want meto come in there?
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Yes yes!
Please come in!
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Dude, come on!
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- No!
- Get out of my way.
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I knew you were on the computer.
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No no no no no.
The monster put me there.
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Look look, he's right here.
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Oh my gosh.
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When did you get these slippers?
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You think that slippers
are funny, young lady?
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They're monster feet.
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I don't care what you kids
are calling them these days.
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You ordered those on the
internet without my permission.
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You are grounded.
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No.
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Oh.
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That's just great.
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No computer.
No computer.
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Now what am I supposed to do, huh?
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Well...
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Guess now I'm just gonna have to eat you.
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No no no no no.
Wait wait wait wait.
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You know who's internet
connection is super fast?
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- Who?
- My mom's.
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Ah, good looking out, kid.
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Ow ow, claws, claws!
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Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
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♪ gonna go in
the next room. ♪
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monster!
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Go to bed, mom.
For the millionth time,
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Monsters don't exist.
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Check it out.
It's a giant dracula.
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Actually, it's shaqula.
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Check out how he can't pronounce dracula.
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It's shaqula I told you.
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When I was shaq a vampire bit me.
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Probably an eastern european player.
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Check out how he thinks
we care about sports.
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Yeah, check out his football.
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I mean, who does he
think he is... tony hawk?
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I may be of the undead,
but you girls are brain dead.
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Looks like shaqula is now flapula.
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Flappy flappy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, all star weekend.
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♪ I've been stopping at green lights ♪
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♪ got lost on my way home ♪
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♪ I'm sleepwalking at night ♪
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♪ I put my shirt on inside out ♪
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♪ umbrella in the sun ♪
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♪ my head up in the clouds ♪
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♪ my friends just laugh at me ♪
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♪ there's only one thing it could be ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ got bit by the bug ♪
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♪ I'm sick and I feel confused ♪
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♪ I know it, I've come down with love ♪
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♪ I can't get enough ♪
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♪ I won't break this fever ♪
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♪ I need her, I'm bit by the bug ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ don't need a shot ♪
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♪ don't need a doctor ♪
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♪ they can't make me okay ♪
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♪ it's up to you ♪
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♪ give me an answer ♪
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♪ because I'm trying just to see you ♪
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♪ only want to feel you ♪
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♪ dying just to hear you ♪
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♪ say ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ got bit by the bug ♪
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♪ I'm sick and I feel confused ♪
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♪ I know it, I've come down with love ♪
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♪ got bit by the bug ♪
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♪ I'm sick and I feel confused ♪
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♪ I know it, I've come down with love ♪
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♪ I can't get enough ♪
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♪ I'm sick and I feel confused ♪
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♪ I know it, I've come down with love ♪
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♪ got bit by the bug ♪
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♪ I won't break this fever ♪
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♪ I need her, I'm bit by the bug ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ I've come down with love ♪
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♪ we've come down with love. ♪
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We'll be right backto "so random!"
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So don't go away.
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"so random!" presents Halloweenparty do's & dent's.
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Do bob for apples.
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- Oh!
- Yeah!
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- He got one.
- Yay!
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Don't apples for bob.
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Apple, bob?
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An apple?
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An apple?
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What's the matter with you?
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I just got my braces.
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Why don't you just give me corn on the cob?
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Or taffy.
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Or better yet, just call my mom.
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And tell her that $3000
worth of orthodonture.
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Just got flushed down the toilet.
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Because you want to give me an apple.
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Bob, chill.
You could have just said no.
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This was another editionof "so random"'s
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Halloween partydo's & dent's.
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In the spirit of Halloween
let's take a little trip.
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To the world's scariest roadside diner.
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Roadkill mcgill's roadside diner.
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Sounds so folksy.
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Oh, glen.
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It's so lovely getting out of the city.
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To enjoy some local cuisine.
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Boy howdy!
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We got some of the best eats
this side of the highway.
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I'll tell you what!
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Is this some sort of filet?
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Well, it was filleting
on the side of the highway.
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♪ when your family's tummy's grumbling ♪
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♪ and you're not sure what to eat ♪
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♪ just drive on over to the market ♪
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♪ you'll find some dinner on the street ♪
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♪ 'cause the freewayis your pantry ♪
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♪ back road'sa smorgasbord ♪
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♪ alley's are a bounty ♪
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♪ side street'sa grocery store ♪
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♪ keep your eyes wide open ♪
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♪ you could save yourself a buck ♪
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♪ if you're passingby the lakefront ♪
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♪ you might even
dine on duck. ♪.
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You mean to tell me that we're eating
animals you ran over on the road?
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Oh, heck no.
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Roadkill mcgill would never
hurt any living creature.
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- Oh, good.
- Thank goodness.
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Someone else squished it.
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We just dished it.
How's your skunk?
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Aaah!
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- Good one, pa.
- I'll tell you what.
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This is barbaric.
Come, muffy.
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Now hold off on there.
We might have something.
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That will tickle your tonsils
with the taste of tire.
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But pa, we're done clean out of food.
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Not anymore.
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Oh, good one, pa.
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I'll tell you what.
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♪ now try some fritters made of critters ♪
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♪ or tasty roadside hash ♪
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♪ some fender tender chicken ♪
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♪ squashed possum succotash ♪
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♪ tire shredded beaver
or bumper splattered rat ♪
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♪ a pickup battered buffalo ♪
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♪ or flattened tasty bat. ♪.
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No animals were harmed in the
making of these here vittles.
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Mm-hmm. They were that
way when we found 'em.
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If it's under a wheel,
it's probably a meal.
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Good one, pa.
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I'll tell you what, tell you what!
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"so random!" presents Halloweenparty do's & dent's.
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Do tell ghost stories.
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There was a loud scraping.
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But when they saw his hand,
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It had become a hook.
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Don't tell toast stories.
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There was a loud ding.
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But when the toast popped up,
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They saw it was burnt to a crisp.
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A crisp!
Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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This was another editionof "so random"'s
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Halloween partydo's & don'ts.
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Now here's a Halloween treat for you.
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Performing her new song "work of art,"
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Sonny munroe.
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♪ every day is like a blank canvas ♪
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♪ you know you can paint it
any way you want it ♪
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♪ you can draw black clouds,
you can make the sun shine ♪
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♪ color in a rainbow
or use black and white ♪
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♪ open up your eyes ♪
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♪ and your imagination ♪
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♪ come on, let's write a song ♪
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♪ a little poetry ♪
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♪ take a photograph,
let's make some memories ♪
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♪ you can make it anything
that you want it to be ♪
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♪ if you follow your heart ♪
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♪ life is a work of art ♪
309
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♪ every night is like looking
at a dark screen ♪
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♪ you're never too young
or too old to dream ♪
311
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♪ you can make a fantasy into a reality ♪
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♪ 'cause you're creating
your own masterpiece ♪
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♪ close your eyes and dream it ♪
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♪ seeing is believing ♪
315
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♪ come on, let's write a song ♪
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♪ a little poetry ♪
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♪ take a photograph,
let's make some memories ♪
318
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♪ you can make it anything
that you want it to be ♪
319
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♪ if you follow your heart ♪
320
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♪ life is a work of art ♪
321
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♪ come on, let's write a song,
a little poetry ♪
322
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♪ take a photograph,
let's make some memories ♪
323
00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:38,303
♪ you can make it anything
that you want it to be ♪
324
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♪ if you follow your heart ♪
325
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♪ life is a work of art ♪
326
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♪ trying to simplify into philosophy ♪
327
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♪ turn a star into a galaxy ♪
328
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♪ make a little noise into a symphony ♪
329
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♪ youe creating a masterpiece ♪
330
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♪ come on let's write a song ♪
331
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♪ a little poetry ♪
332
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♪ take a photograph,
let's make some memories ♪
333
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♪ you can make it anything
that you want it to be ♪
334
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♪ if you follow your heart ♪
335
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♪ life is a work of art... ♪
336
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♪ come on, let's write a song,
a little poetry ♪
337
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♪ take a photograph,
let's make some memories ♪
338
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♪ you can make it anything
that you want it to be ♪
339
00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:24,163
♪ if you follow your heart
life is a work of art ♪
340
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♪ come on, let's write a song ♪
341
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♪ a little poetry ♪
342
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♪ take a photograph,
let's make some memories ♪
343
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♪ you can make it anything
that you want it to be ♪
344
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♪ if you follow your heart ♪
345
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♪ life is a work of art ♪
346
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♪ work of art ♪
347
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♪ work of art ♪
348
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♪ life is a work of art. ♪.
349
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Happy Halloween, my pretties.
350
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,937
I have a coupon for this.
351
00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:05,869
Check out her hideous witch costume.
352
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:08,716
- Um, check out her
freaky witch wart. - Eww.
353
00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:11,993
I'm not wearing a witch costume.
354
00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:13,923
Oh my gosh, check it out.
She's just ugly then.
355
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:16,608
It's gonna get ugly.
356
00:17:16,524 --> 00:17:19,324
Ooh, witchy is getting twitchy.
357
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,877
I'm telling the manager.
358
00:17:20,848 --> 00:17:23,748
Ooh, witchy is getting snitchy.
359
00:17:23,657 --> 00:17:25,457
You girls are gonna pay.
360
00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,121
Check this out.
361
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:34,169
Check it out.
I'm a size zero.
362
00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:37,329
- Tiny check-it-out dance?
- Tiny check-it-out dance.
363
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,524
♪ we're the best of friends
with the worst of 'tudes ♪
364
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:41,986
♪ we're the check it out girls ♪
365
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♪ and we're checking out for you ♪
366
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♪ check it out. ♪
367
00:17:50,532 --> 00:17:53,202
♪ yeah ♪
368
00:17:56,198 --> 00:17:59,598
♪ baby, there's something that
I've got to tell you, girl ♪
369
00:17:59,487 --> 00:18:02,827
♪ it just may be the most
important thing in the world ♪
370
00:18:02,718 --> 00:18:06,388
♪ you know that I love you
and there's no one above you ♪
371
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,845
♪ but there is something that
I love even more than you ♪
372
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♪ it's making babies cry... ♪
373
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♪ it makes me feel alive ♪
374
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:17,063
♪ monster peek-a-boo,
it makes them go boo-hoo ♪
375
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♪ making babies cry,
your mommy waved bye-bye ♪
376
00:18:20,445 --> 00:18:22,475
♪ your mommy
waved bye-bye... ♪
377
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:26,600
♪ when I'm making babies cry ♪
378
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:31,625
♪ hey baby, you're thinking
that I'm crazy ♪
379
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♪ or that my reasoning is hazy ♪
380
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♪ but I get so much joy ♪
381
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♪ making babies cry... ♪
382
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♪ we're just getting started ♪
383
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♪ breaking baby's toys
and make favorite noise ♪
384
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♪ making babies cry
with screaming on the side ♪
385
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♪ making babies cry ♪
386
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,788
♪ making babies cry... ♪.
387
00:18:50,743 --> 00:18:54,213
Baby, I know I'm not winning
any popularity contests.
388
00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:56,138
But this is what makes me whole.
389
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,253
Some guys have blogs or play checkers.
390
00:18:58,192 --> 00:19:00,662
Others organize book clubs.
391
00:19:00,589 --> 00:19:03,959
But me, I make tiny adorable babies.
392
00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:05,959
Cry their little heads off.
393
00:19:05,901 --> 00:19:09,671
♪ it's what makes me me ♪
394
00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:13,224
♪ me, yeah yeah ♪
395
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:16,241
♪ oh, makes me me ♪
396
00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:18,581
♪ so, baby, take my hand ♪
397
00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:20,279
♪ together we will stand ♪
398
00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:22,305
♪ and we can start... ♪
399
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,948
♪ making babies cry ♪
400
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,916
♪ we'll laugh until we cry ♪
401
00:19:25,863 --> 00:19:29,233
♪ making babies cry,
we'll do it till we die ♪
402
00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:32,602
♪ can we spend all night
making babies cry? ♪
403
00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:35,458
♪ making babies cry ♪
404
00:19:35,364 --> 00:19:38,474
♪ making babies cry ♪
405
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:41,845
♪ making babies cry ♪
406
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:45,641
♪ making babies cry ♪
407
00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:49,078
♪ making babies cry... ♪
408
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,870
♪ wah wah. ♪.
409
00:20:01,462 --> 00:20:05,032
Wahhhh!
The episode's over.
410
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:07,114
Hope you enjoyed our Halloween special.
411
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:09,191
Let's hear it for all star weekend.
412
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,502
Oh yeah.
413
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,533
And give it up for our amazing
guest host shaquille o'neal.
414
00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:16,014
- Yeah.
- Yay!
415
00:20:16,544 --> 00:20:21,293
And remember, no babies or basketball players
were harmed in the making of this episode.
416
00:20:21,098 --> 00:20:24,458
Happy halloween, everyone.
417
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:32,688
I didn't... I just...
418
00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:37,288
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