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Are you ready to get
"so random!"?
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Hello! I'm sicky vicky.
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And welcome to "how to have
fun when you're sick."
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Today I've got pinkeye.
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I got it from alice mazarski.
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Because she came to school with pinkeye.
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Not cool.
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And she also rubbed it with my pink eraser.
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And then I chewed on my eraser.
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And now I've got pinkeye.
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I've also got pink eraser
stuck in my teeth.
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But you can still have fun with pinkeye.
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You can make it a whole pink day.
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You can have a pink pillow.
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You can drink pink lemonade.
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And you can make.
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Pinky puppets!
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Ben feldman made a foot puppet at camp,
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But that's 'cause he has
a really giant big toe.
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That kinda looks more
like a finger than a toe.
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I like to call it
a finger-toe.
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Not cool.
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But I still have a crush on him.
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You can also make neat eye patches.
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To cover your pinkeye
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'cause it can look
really really really gross.
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You can make pretty ones.
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Or you can make ones
that look like a pirate.
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Arrrrgh!
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Dominique rombado
went as a pirate for Halloween.
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And he had a real parrot on his shoulder,
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But it pooped.
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Not cool.
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And he had
to trick-or-treat all night.
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With bird poop down his back.
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Well, that's it for today.
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I'm sicky vicky.
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Uh-oh.
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This looks like an itchy red dot.
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Looks like next week I'll be showing you.
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How to have fun with
the chickenpox! Bye.
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♪ off to the races,I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big breakand it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ at least that'show I see it ♪
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♪ having a dreamis just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,believe it ♪
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♪ can't take awaythis feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ridewith chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far,so great ♪
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♪ so far, so great... ♪
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♪ yaooww! ♪.
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Shut it!
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Thank you.
Sonny's mine!
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All right!
Everybody! Everybody!
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Hey hey!
Calm down!
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Okay, sonny's got just
so many hours in a day.
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So be patient.
She's gonna help us all.
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- He's trying to go first!
- Hey!
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No, I'm not!
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No, I'm not, okay?
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Now let's figure this schedule
out one person at a time.
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- Zora?
- Thank you.
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Sonny promised to help me
prepare for my karate test.
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- Hai!
- Oh!
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But I just found out that I have
a conflicting kickboxing test.
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Huh!
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So I'm gonna need to switch my
1:00 slot with grady's 10:00.
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- Oh, hey hey!
Get your hands off... - Hai!
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Hey hey hey hey!
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Don't touch my 12:00!
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I have a lunchtime appointment with
sonny that I can't reschedule.
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You know what else can't be rescheduled?
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My emotions.
Mm-hmm.
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I'm not giving up my special
talk time with sonny.
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Know what, guys?
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I'm very good at scheduling, okay?
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Let me just see if I can help, okay?
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- All right.
- Okay, but just don't move my 12:00.
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There, everybody happy?
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Hey! Awww.
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Is there trouble in the funny hut?
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What do you want, chad?
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I'm looking for sonny.
She's supposed to be.
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Helping me hang my new "mac falls" posters.
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Really? Because I don't
see your name.
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- On the sonny scheduling board.
- Yeah.
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Well, you wouldn't 'cause now
that sonny and I are dating...
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Every time!
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Still so gross!
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...She has a very special
chad scheduling board.
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And it's, uh...
it's right there.
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- Oh.
- No you didn't.
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- So disgusting.
- Oh my god.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
That bugs you, doesn't it, randoms?
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You know what?
Get used to it!
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'cause now that sonny and I are dating,
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It's time for you to start
calling chaddy daddy.
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As in who's yo chaddy?
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Who's yo chaddy?
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Oh. Hey, babe.
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Oh, don't you babe her.
She's our babe.
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Yeah! Hey, babe.
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Okay, all right.
Stop arguing.
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I'm gonna settle this right now.
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Nobody gets to call me babe.
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In your face, chaddy.
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Mmm! Hey!
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Okay, you know what?
You guys arguing.
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Is really starting to get old.
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You know what else is getting old?
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The sicky vicky voice.
Rehearsal's over.
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I'm not doing a voice.
I'm sick.
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- Oh, really?
- Aww.
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Then get away from me.
Oh, but not too far.
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Because I still need you to help me.
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Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Can't you people see
my lady's not feeling well?
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You people disgust me.
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Almost as much as the snot rocket.
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That just came out of my lady's nose.
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It's okay. Come on.
Let's go get you some tea
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'cause you're sick.
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Lovesick.
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Stop it!
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You know, I'm really disappointed.
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I thought once we started dating you guys
would figure out a way to get along.
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And I thought once we started
dating you'd stop talking to them.
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I am just as disappointed as you are.
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Oh, you really are sick.
You should go home and get some rest.
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I can't. I have a whole
list of things I've gotta do.
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I know. The demands the randoms
put on you... they are horrible.
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I'd never pressure you like that.
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So I'm thinking I only need you
to hang 50 of these babies.
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- You're so good to me.
- Oh, I know.
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- You're not good to me!
- Hey! Careful!
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If you were good to me, you wouldn't
be asking me to hang your posters.
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You'd be offering to help me with my list.
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What, you mean the list of things.
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That help the randoms?
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Wow.
How sick are you?
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You know what?
You're right.
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It must be the fever talking.
'cause if I wasn't sick,
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Clearly I'd know that you
could never handle this list.
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Really?
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- Really. - 'Cause I'm pretty
sure I can handle a day.
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Of babysitting your little fun hut buddies.
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- Yeah, I don't think so.
- I know so.
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- Really? Good.
- Really. Good..
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- Fine. Going home.
- Fine. Feel better.
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- Thanks.
- Miss you.
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Miss you too.
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My name is chad dylan cooper.
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Substitute sonny.
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Now I'm sick.
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So, uh, how sick does this make you?
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Now listen, you clowns.
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I took over the list of things.
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That sonny was supposed to do for you.
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So if you need any help with one
of your stupid little problems,
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There is a new sonny in town.
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So you think you can just.
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Waltz on in here
and put your name on the board.
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And that's all it takes
to replace sonny, huh?
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Pretty much.
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I'll get you first.
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It was hard to choose who goes first,
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But you were very persuasive.
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- It's all there.
- Ya-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
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99, 100... okay.
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So how may I be of sonny to you?
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This is a list of guys I've dated.
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Broken down into two categories...
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The absolutelys and the absolutely nots.
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And I'm here because?
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Sonny always breaks up
with the rejects for me.
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She's got a more gentle touch.
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When it comes to dumping.
You'll see.
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When sonny breaks up with you, you'll say,
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"huh, that was gentle."
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And when she doesn't you'll say,
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"huh, I was wrong.
Sonny digs chad."
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Chad's awesome.
Chad's the best.
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"Everybody loves
some chaddy."
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Okay, just put an x by anyone who cries.
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Yeah, right.
Like I'm gonna deal with that.
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I knew you could never handle this list.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- Good.
- Good.
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See?
I'm doing it.
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You happy now?
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Who am I talking to?
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Hello, is this isaac?
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How do you think that date
with tawni hart went?
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Really? Wow.
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Now divide that by three, subtract two...
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Uh-huh.
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Good. And as long as we're
talking about numbers,
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Lose tawni's!
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Oh, this is fun.
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I know it's hard to hear,
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But tawni's breaking up with you.
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Oh. Well, when your
big brother gets home,
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Pass this message along, okay?
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Thanks, sport.
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Hey, is this bennett?
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Nah, chad dylan cooper here.
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I'm good, I'm good.
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- Chad?
- Hold on, buddy.
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Is it my special talk time
with substitute sonny yet?
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It's not your time.
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Okay.
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Sorry about that.
Yeah.
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It's not your time either, bennett.
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Yeah, tawni hart's cutting you loose,
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Kicking you to the curb,
giving you the old heave-ho.
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She's breaking up with you.
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Still not getting it, huh?
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I have broken up with a lot of guys today,
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But you by far are the dumbest.
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Oh!
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Bennett's a crier!
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All right, you got me for 20 minutes.
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- What do you need?
- Her.
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Sonny was gonna help me
break the ice today.
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Dude, she's here for massage Monday.
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You want to meet the girl,
go get your back cracked.
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Oh no.
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Nobody's cracking anything on me.
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Okay? That's what you're
here for, substitute sonny.
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You take the pain, I get the gain.
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It's true.
I take the pain, he gets the gain.
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Get! Get!
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Fine.
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You are here for your massage, ja?
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Uh, ja.
You bet he is.
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Uh, so tell me,
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What is your specialty?
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We take his unhappy spine.
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And we make it happy like this.
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That sounds great.
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That sounds crippling.
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- I don't want to do that.
- Sonny would.
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Ja, I would.
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Fine.
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Sorry, I'm late.
I had a personal matter to deal with.
250
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You know, I think I'd prefer that ja girl.
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- Relax.
- Oh!
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I spent the last two hours.
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Consoling my heartbroken son.
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00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:18,063
Who was brutally dumped over the phone.
255
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,580
And she didn't even have
the courage to call herself.
256
00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:23,731
He was dumped by some jerk.
257
00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:25,807
Named chad...
258
00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,449
Dylan cooper!
259
00:11:29,719 --> 00:11:31,618
You go now?
260
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:34,142
Ja, I go now.
261
00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:39,481
I can't...
I can't feel my arm.
262
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:42,667
My little boy can't feel his heart.
263
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:45,033
Oh, bennett, how are you?
264
00:11:44,932 --> 00:11:47,541
I still can't feel my heart, mama.
265
00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:48,735
Oh.
266
00:11:48,683 --> 00:11:50,553
Wait, you're bennett the crier?
267
00:11:51,982 --> 00:11:55,011
You're chad the dumper?
268
00:11:54,889 --> 00:11:58,258
- You know what I'm gonna do to you?
- What?
269
00:11:58,121 --> 00:12:01,060
I'm gonna cut you loose,
kick you to the curb,
270
00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:03,440
- Give you the old heave-ho.
- Okay, I see what you're doing there.
271
00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:05,538
You're using all those words
I wish I hadn't said.
272
00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:07,348
Pretty smart for a dumb guy.
273
00:12:07,272 --> 00:12:09,111
Another thing I wish I hadn't said.
274
00:12:09,037 --> 00:12:11,067
Oh, excuse me.
One little call.
275
00:12:10,994 --> 00:12:13,053
Just take like one sec.
I'll be right with you.
276
00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,609
- Hello, sonny!
- Hey, chad.
277
00:12:14,543 --> 00:12:16,273
How's it going with the randoms?
278
00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,641
Just swell.
279
00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:20,622
That's my girlfriend.
I gotta take this.
280
00:12:20,499 --> 00:12:22,928
You know how girlfriends
are, right? Am I right?
281
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:25,999
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't know.
282
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,941
Oh, that reminds me.
283
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:30,935
Oh, what?
Why am I running?
284
00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,298
I just can't wait to get
to the next thing on my list.
285
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,928
Whoo.
Safe and sound.
286
00:12:44,815 --> 00:12:46,715
Well, my arm's feeling better.
287
00:12:46,647 --> 00:12:48,346
Things are looking up for chaddy.
288
00:12:48,278 --> 00:12:50,338
- Hai!
- Ow!
289
00:12:50,263 --> 00:12:51,862
Where did you come from?
290
00:12:51,798 --> 00:12:54,527
Look at the board.
2:00, martial arts with zora.
291
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,356
- Hai!
- Ow! What...
292
00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,846
- Ow! - I'm in a match with
someone three times my size.
293
00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:00,812
To qualify for my black belt.
294
00:13:00,728 --> 00:13:02,657
So sonny was going to spar with me.
295
00:13:02,579 --> 00:13:04,178
While wearing a fat suit.
296
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:06,123
Put this on.
297
00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,802
- I'm not putting that on.
- Hai!
298
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:10,669
- Ah! - Come on, man,
defend yourself.
299
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,689
It's the only way I'm gonna
get ready for my test.
300
00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:14,332
Ah, crane!
301
00:13:14,262 --> 00:13:15,931
Would you quit it?!
302
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,903
- I got a phone timeout.
- Paralyzing death blow.
303
00:13:17,821 --> 00:13:19,620
Cut it out.
304
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,717
- Hi.
- Hi.
305
00:13:21,629 --> 00:13:23,458
Is everything okay?
306
00:13:23,384 --> 00:13:26,223
All of a sudden I heard screams
and then the phone went dead.
307
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,608
- ( zora grunts )
- ( Chad screams )
308
00:13:27,547 --> 00:13:29,847
- ( dial tone blares )
- Kind of like that.
309
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,303
You broke my phone!
310
00:13:33,216 --> 00:13:35,976
Are you ready for my special talk time?
311
00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:41,671
I was hoping there might be a cancelation.
312
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,050
Hai!
313
00:13:50,012 --> 00:13:52,181
What did you do?
314
00:13:52,093 --> 00:13:55,933
I wrote on the wall with crayons, mommy.
315
00:13:56,793 --> 00:14:00,163
- Chad, it's me.
Get up. - Huh?
316
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,606
Did you break up with
this side of the list?
317
00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,286
Yes. Yes.
The absolutely nots.
318
00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:07,414
That was absolutely not as in you should.
319
00:14:07,325 --> 00:14:11,224
Absolutely not break up with them!
320
00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:13,635
- Absolutely.
- Who speaks like this?
321
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:15,400
Sonny would've understood this.
322
00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:17,665
Absolutely.
323
00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:21,508
Now you've broken me up
with the smartest guy.
324
00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:24,447
- I've ever gone out with!
- Wow.
325
00:14:32,869 --> 00:14:35,139
Worst day ever.
326
00:14:37,799 --> 00:14:40,328
I mean, I feel like
I'm an interesting person.
327
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,895
And I contribute to society,
328
00:14:41,828 --> 00:14:44,297
But sometimes it feels like
329
00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:45,996
I'm talking and talking.
330
00:14:45,924 --> 00:14:48,224
And nobody's listening.
331
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:50,768
- You know what I mean?
- Oh, I do. I do.
332
00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:52,961
Lies!
333
00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,837
You are seven minutes late!
334
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,427
I'm sorry.
But in my defense,
335
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,790
I was unconscious for five of them.
336
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,729
What usually happens during
your special talk time?
337
00:15:01,607 --> 00:15:03,946
I'm not going to get bruised
or broken in any way?
338
00:15:03,851 --> 00:15:05,350
No no no.
339
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:09,189
It's a time for me to reflect.
340
00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:11,431
The people I work with,
the friendly atmosphere.
341
00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:14,002
It's kind of like thanksgiving every week.
342
00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:16,033
Whoo, what a relief.
I was worried.
343
00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:17,746
You were gonna unload
a bunch of issues on me.
344
00:15:17,673 --> 00:15:19,912
Like what?
345
00:15:19,822 --> 00:15:21,482
Well, like, um...
346
00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:23,623
Oh! The way nico's
always ready to ditch you.
347
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:25,394
For some pretty girl.
348
00:15:25,328 --> 00:15:28,227
- Doesn't that bug you?
- I don't know. Should it?
349
00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:30,378
Well, it would bug me.
350
00:15:30,287 --> 00:15:32,686
- Oh, you know what else would bug me?
- What?
351
00:15:32,589 --> 00:15:34,958
The way zora acts all smarter than you.
352
00:15:34,862 --> 00:15:36,761
Why... why would
that bug you?
353
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,754
What bugs me is that it
doesn't bug you. Come on!
354
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:42,239
You don't have to yell at me.
It bugs me a little.
355
00:15:42,094 --> 00:15:44,393
What else bugs you that doesn't bug me?
356
00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:47,201
Mmm, well... and maybe
it's just me...
357
00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:50,191
- Yeah? - What about
the way tawni treats you?
358
00:15:50,065 --> 00:15:51,634
Should it bug me?
359
00:15:51,571 --> 00:15:53,100
Only if you don't care.
360
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,038
That you're less important
to her than her shoes.
361
00:15:54,957 --> 00:15:57,066
And her handbags and that yappy little dog!
362
00:15:56,981 --> 00:15:59,580
Yeah, that dog!
363
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,304
- Oh, man, I hate that dog.
- Right?
364
00:16:01,231 --> 00:16:02,870
And... and her shoes.
365
00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:04,973
And the shoes she makes that dog wear.
366
00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:06,945
Oh, man, that bugs me.
367
00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:09,830
Whoa, calm down, mr.
Angry pants. What happened?
368
00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,949
I thought this was supposed to
be "thanksgiving every week."
369
00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:14,727
Well, it's time to take
the turkey out of the oven.
370
00:16:14,611 --> 00:16:15,980
- ( timer dings )
- Yeah, grady!
371
00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:17,224
Take that turkey out of the oven.
372
00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,342
You show 'em who's boss, yeah!
373
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,279
Oh, there's an actual turkey.
374
00:16:23,187 --> 00:16:24,856
Now that that's done,
375
00:16:24,788 --> 00:16:26,927
I'm gonna have a word with my friends.
376
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:29,640
- Get 'em, grady. Yeah!
- Is chad in there?
377
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,326
- Do you have an appointment?
- No.
378
00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:33,692
Well, we finished early, so we
can probably squeeze you in.
379
00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:35,563
- That's very generous of you.
- After you.
380
00:16:35,484 --> 00:16:37,144
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
381
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:38,585
No!
382
00:16:40,951 --> 00:16:43,320
Turkey's done, and so are we.
383
00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:45,063
What are you talking about?
384
00:16:44,989 --> 00:16:48,088
Oh, you people with your girlfriends.
385
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,632
And your smarts and your little dog.
386
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:51,953
Your shoes.
387
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,594
You think that doesn't bug me?
Well, it does.
388
00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:56,695
It bugs me bad.
And I'm bugging out, people!
389
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,606
What's going on with you, man?
390
00:16:58,524 --> 00:17:00,693
You... you just came
from special talk time.
391
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:03,574
You always come from there with
a turkey and a happy face.
392
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:05,853
Yeah, since when you do you come out angry?
393
00:17:05,756 --> 00:17:07,555
Since chad told me all the things.
394
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:09,652
That bug me about you.
395
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:12,194
- And you believed him?
- Yeah, well...
396
00:17:12,096 --> 00:17:14,195
Don't you see what's going on here, g?
397
00:17:14,111 --> 00:17:16,140
He ruined special talk time.
398
00:17:16,058 --> 00:17:19,427
He broke me up with the
smartest guy in hollywood.
399
00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:21,999
Thanks to him, I...
400
00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:24,789
I cried in front of that hot girl I like.
401
00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,440
Yeah, and I blew my karate test.
402
00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:28,298
Because chad didn't train me correctly.
403
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:31,089
- Now look at this. Ya!
- Ooh.
404
00:17:30,973 --> 00:17:32,473
Nothing.
405
00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:34,381
- All because of...
- Chad...
406
00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:36,541
- Dylan...
- Cooper.
407
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,989
Hey, y'all, have you seen a very tall,
408
00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:42,045
Very wide, angry man looking for me?
409
00:17:41,956 --> 00:17:44,385
- Oh, you've got smaller...
- Skinnier...
410
00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:46,156
- Angrier...
- Prettier...
411
00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:47,650
Problems to deal with.
412
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:49,617
Guys, whoa whoa whoa.
Sonny would not approve.
413
00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:51,072
We-e-e-ell,
414
00:17:51,011 --> 00:17:53,510
- Sonny's not here now, is she?
- Mm-mmm.
415
00:17:53,409 --> 00:17:55,678
No, she's not.
You know why?
416
00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:57,125
'cause she's sick.
417
00:17:57,064 --> 00:17:58,833
Any of you think to call her today, huh?
418
00:17:58,761 --> 00:18:01,161
See how she was doing?
Did you?
419
00:18:04,008 --> 00:18:05,677
No!
420
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:08,809
You were too worried about
your own petty problems.
421
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,419
You know what, guys?
Chad's right.
422
00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:16,206
- I'm gonna go call sonny.
- No no, I'm gonna call her.
423
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:17,775
Why should you two call her?
424
00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:20,505
- I care way more about sonny.
- What?
425
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,630
Whoa! Time out!
426
00:18:23,499 --> 00:18:26,268
As adorable as it is,
I'm gonna get her on the phone.
427
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,986
- On your phone...
- Oh!
428
00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:30,851
'cause I am her sweet sweet sugar chaddy.
429
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,634
Quiet, I'm on the phone!
430
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:38,365
Hello. Oh, hey,
miss munroe.
431
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,051
Yeah, it's chaddy...
432
00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:42,547
Uh, chad, ma'am.
433
00:18:42,443 --> 00:18:45,682
I'm just calling to check
on my l... your daughter.
434
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,580
What?!
435
00:18:47,498 --> 00:18:49,907
You... you're kidding me.
436
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:52,039
Well, okay.
Thanks.
437
00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:53,948
- What is it?
- Is she all right?
438
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,536
We need to go see her...
439
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,069
Right away.
440
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:03,174
Uh, excuse me, you're blocking my...
441
00:19:03,057 --> 00:19:04,826
sun... hey.
442
00:19:04,754 --> 00:19:08,023
Look at all you guys
going to the beach together.
443
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:10,720
- Shut it.
- Okay, how did you find me?
444
00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:13,614
- We followed the trail of lies.
- Lies!
445
00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:16,822
Why did you fake being sick, sonny?
446
00:19:16,687 --> 00:19:19,026
I hate to say it, sonny,
but I am on the same page.
447
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,970
- As the randoms on this one.
- Thank you. Yeah.
448
00:19:20,888 --> 00:19:22,948
- We're a super team right now.
- Yeah, chad agrees with us.
449
00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:25,433
Then I guess that means my plan worked.
450
00:19:25,329 --> 00:19:26,798
What plan?
451
00:19:26,739 --> 00:19:29,339
Well, ever since chad and
I started going out,
452
00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,072
You guys have been fighting more than ever.
453
00:19:30,998 --> 00:19:32,728
I just thought that if I could get.
454
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,426
My work family and my boyfriend...
455
00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:37,884
We were just on the same page, come on.
456
00:19:38,998 --> 00:19:41,267
If I could get the most
important people in my life.
457
00:19:41,175 --> 00:19:42,944
To spend some quality time together,
458
00:19:42,873 --> 00:19:45,073
Then maybe they could get along.
459
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,246
Well, that's a very noble,
460
00:19:48,149 --> 00:19:50,488
Beautiful dream, sonny.
461
00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:53,233
But wake up, girlfriend.
This is reality.
462
00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,965
Nice try, sonny.
But we're out of here, okay?
463
00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:59,798
There's nothing this guy can do for us.
464
00:20:02,172 --> 00:20:03,902
Randoms.
465
00:20:03,841 --> 00:20:07,570
Well, it's just a day
full of surprises, sonny.
466
00:20:07,419 --> 00:20:09,188
And you were right.
467
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:10,947
I couldn't handle the list.
468
00:20:10,882 --> 00:20:12,511
I can't believe what you do for those guys.
469
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,514
You're... you're
a pretty amazing friend.
470
00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:16,400
Thanks. And that
was really sweet.
471
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,089
- What you did for me.
- Well...
472
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,777
- Even though I had to
trick you into it. - Whoa.
473
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:22,575
You didn't trick me into it.
474
00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:25,627
Aww, it's cute that you think that.
475
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,339
But seriously, you have
a lot in common with them.
476
00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:29,993
Really, like what?
477
00:20:29,922 --> 00:20:31,891
Well, you're both easy to trick.
478
00:20:31,811 --> 00:20:33,840
You both have no idea when
you're being tricked.
479
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:37,198
And you both need a lot of work.
480
00:20:37,058 --> 00:20:39,857
But you're worth it.
481
00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:41,584
Thanks.
482
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:44,459
You should really put some sunscreen on.
483
00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:46,356
I want your face to stay perfect.
484
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:49,145
- That's disgusting!
- ( All shouting )
485
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:52,299
Get used to it, randoms!
486
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,069
Here. Call him and end it.
487
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,149
- Are you sure? - Yes.
488
00:20:59,062 --> 00:21:00,981
I am so over him.
489
00:21:00,904 --> 00:21:01,984
Okay.
490
00:21:05,326 --> 00:21:07,675
Hi, yes.I'm calling for tawni hart.
491
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,110
This isn't going to be easy.
492
00:21:09,096 --> 00:21:13,005
But on a scale of one to 10, how do you think it went with tawni?
493
00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:14,846
I know where this is going.
494
00:21:15,522 --> 00:21:17,801
Look, chad, she just doesn't want you doing a break up anymore
495
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,338
no no, but I can change.
496
00:21:20,232 --> 00:21:22,232
Chad, it's over.
497
00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:27,104
You said she'd be gentle.
498
00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:30,622
Ooh. Crier
499
00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:35,222
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