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One minute to show time. Sicky Vicky sketch up first.
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- Have a good show, Zora. - oh, I will.
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But just to make sure...
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Hey what're you doing? I got that for you for your birthday.
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Sonny, you know I never perform without
snapping off a doll head and...
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Throwing it over my shoulder for good luck.
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You don't need some silly preshow ritual to be funny, Zora.
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Well, I'm not taking any chances.
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Yeah, well, neither am I.
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"Where do cats go on field trips?"
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Meow-seum
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wow, that was bad.
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Okay, I chewed my gum, read my joke, now I can be funny.
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Now let's get back to So Random!
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Hello, I'm sicky Vicky.
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And welcome to "how to have fun when you're sick!
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Today I've got athlete's foot.
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I got it from Alex Bazarsky because she came
to school with athlete's foot-- not cool.
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And she's not even much of an athlete.
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I mean, she's kind of a klutz.
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Toenail sketch up next.
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I am the toe-nail fairy.
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Toe-nailed it.
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Hey, you know what the first three
letters in "fungus" spell? FUN!
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Well, that's it for today.
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I'm sicky Vicky, and next week we'll show my friend
here how you can have fun with internal bleeding.
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Not cool.
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- Give it up for "So Random!"
- That was fun
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- "whoa!"
- I know. I saw that.
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Who left this gum on the side of my stage?
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You know what's important it's that you are okay.
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I almost died.
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But you didn't.
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So in a way, you know, we should all be celebrating.
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Yeah, Tawni's a survivor. And it doesn't
matter who did it. yeah! Whoo!
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You know, usually I'd find the one person responsible
for this and make their life miserable.
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But this time I'm just going to move on.
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Look at you, Tawni, turning the tables
on everyone's expectations.
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Yeah, I like the idea of being a table Turner.
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Turn that table.
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Flip that chair. Scrape that floor.
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We're getting rid of gum, so what happened
to me won't happen to me again.
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It's not that bad.
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I almost died.
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But you didn't.
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Besides, some people really need gum, you know, to freshen their
breath or to be funny onstage or to blow a big bubble, you know.
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Keep scraping.
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Yeah, keep scraping.
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Look at all this cute gum I scored.
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I can glob it all together and set the world's record for
the biggest chewed gumball.
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When you're done with that, call me.
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Well, it's good to see all of you working on the Chad initiative.
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- What's Chad initiative
- I'm cleaning up the planet.
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Oh, the planet.
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- We're cleaning up gum. - wow.
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So wait, you suddenly care about the planet?
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What's in it for you?
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My face on the cover of "tween weekly"'s green issue-- duh.
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- What's make it green? - it's printed on the recycled
paper of all the non-green issues I was on before.
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You know, I'm starting to think all of your hot air
might be the cause of global warming.
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I'll have you know I'm now using alternative energy
to power everything in my dressing room.
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I am walking the walk.
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Well, we are scraping the scrape.
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Come on, guys, let's keep working.
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I need a break, Sonny. My arms are killing me.
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Yeah, we'll be there in a minute.
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Oh!
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You know, I'm concerned that you guys
are this sore from just a little scraping.
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Clearly you guys gotta work out.
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Why don't you use my private gym?
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'Cause every time you do something nice for us, we end up sad.
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- Or injured. - or in Mexico.
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That was the old Chad.
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And you did beat the bull. Ole.
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- Oh, yeah, we did. - oh, we did.
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I mean, guys, come on, don't you trust me?
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Not as far as we can throw you.
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If you trust me, you could throw me a whole lot farther.
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- Come with me. - all right.
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- You got a water fountain? - oh, yeah.
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- I'm real thirsty.
- OK.
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Good news.
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Gum is banned?
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Yep. Mr. condor agreed with me.
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Gum is banned from the entire studio.
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For like a week or like a day?
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- Forever. - forever?
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Need I remind you I almost died.
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But you didn't.
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Ooh, I hope I see an iguana.
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Dude, for the last time we're not in Mexico.
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We're not even having Mexican for lunch.
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Oh, bummer.
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It's taco Tuesday back in America.
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We're in America in Chad's gym.
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Okay, amigo.
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Let's just start exercising on that machine over there. come on.
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That's the fire alarm.
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No, it's not.
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It's a Mexican arm-strengthening machine.
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It says "fire alarm" right on it.
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I believe it's pronounced "fire alarm",
that's how you feel the burn.
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I'm going to go exercise in the real world.
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And this is a real man's workout right here, full body.
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Hey, you realize - your face is where
my butt usually is, right? - what?
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Why don't we start you with the simpler
machine, like the fire alarm.
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In your face, Mr. fitness.
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Better yet, why don't you guys stick to the elyptical
machine, that way we can cover every muscle group.
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Yeah!
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Come on, yeah!
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I want fire, I want density.
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- What was that?
- Sounded like Grady pulling a muscle on the elyptical.
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So did you find anything yet?
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Anything else?
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Nope, looks like this room is gum free.
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Gum free?
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We'll see about that.
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She's never gonna get her hands on my secret stash
of Wisconsin Joes Cherry Blows.
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Zora: You'll never get away with it.
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Shut up, conscience.
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It's me.
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Shut up, me.
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I've been watching you, Sonny, before every show-- the unwrapping
of the gum, the chew, the reading of the comic, the toss.
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Okay okay, I get it. I've got a preshow ritual.
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Eh, don't be embarrassed. We all have our superstitions--
Grady dances, Nico bounces, I rip the heads off dolls.
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Look Zora, you just can't say anything to tawni about my..
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GUM PROBLEM.
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Why would I? look behind you.
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Agh!
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Okay, that was weird.
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But it's no record breaker, Sonny.
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Agh!
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Look, we both need gum.
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You need to chew it and I need it chewed.
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So I'll distract tawni right before show time..
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Oh, and you'll get my gum when I'm done.
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Deal?
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Yes, but I'm not shaking that hand.
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Okay, operation "you distract tawni while I chew my gum because
it's my preshow ritual that helps me be funny" is underway.
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I'm glad we didn't go with the long name.
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One minute to show time.
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I love me. I love me more. I love me most.
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Gum? you!
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No Tawni, you don't understand, it's just my thing.
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I GOTTA CHEW CHEW CHEW TO GET THE HA HA HAs.
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Wah wah wah. gum is banned.
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Wait, no. I've never performed without chewing gum first.
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Well, you should have thought about that
before you left it on the floor.
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I almost died.
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But you didn't.
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Zora, whatever happens out there,
if you can't save me, save my gum.
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Okay.
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Sonny, you'll be fine.
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Yeah, you don't need some lame ritual to get laughs.
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Now let's get back to So Random!
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Hi everyone, I'm Vicky sicky-- I mean, sicky sicky.
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And welcome to-- let me tell a joke. it's really funny.
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Okay, why do cats go to the meow-seum?
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Because they're on a field trip.
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No no no, I messed that up.
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What is she doing?
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Go to commercial. go to commercial.
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Okay, I know. I deserve that boo.
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And that one too.
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Look, I know Sonny Munroe had have the worst show
of her life last night, but there's no need to rub it in.
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Oh, guys, it's so good to see two friendly faces.
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Boo!
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Give me a break.
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Like you guys have never had a bad show before.
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Not like that.
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Come on, let's hit the gym.
I think girls are starting to look at us.
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Yeah, and not in a weird way.
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Boo!
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Zora, thank goodness.
Where did you put my gum? is it safe?
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Well, if by safe you mean did I chew it and add it to my giant gumball
before tawni could get to it, - then yes. - that's not what I meant.
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Then no, it's not safe, but it is right behind you.
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Agh!
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Again?
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Why do I keep having these freaky visions in my head?
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And what am I supposed to do without my gum?
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Don't knock it.
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You knocked it.
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Nice work, guys, yeah.
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30 Minutes six times a day-- you'll have yourselves
some "chabs." Whoo!
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- Chabs are a copyrighted combination of Chad and abs.
- I was hoping to get myself some chiceps.
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Yeah, and I was going for chuns of steel.
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Huh.
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Wow, halfway there, buddy.
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- Thanks. - yeah.
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So just keep cranking, guys!
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Whoo! get back to it!
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Getting mean, getting lean doing it good, fellows. yeah! Whoo!
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Why do you think he's being so nice to us?
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Well, I think he respects our newly-toned bodies.
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Oh yeah, when you get here for the interview, you'll see.
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Everything I've got is powered by alternative energy--
my phone, my massage chair, my rotisserie chicken.
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What? of course it's organic.
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I sat on the egg myself.
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I've even got a closed-circuit security system
so I can monitor my little alternative energy source.
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You're slacking off! I can feel it.
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What? no no no.
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The system is amazingly responsive.
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Hey, tawni girlfriend.
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What's with the bear?
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Nothing. nothing at all.
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My mom just brought it to me.
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It's cute and filled with love and nothing but love and comfort.
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Gum?
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Look, tawni, you don't understand.
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I don't know how this all started, but all
I know is I can't be funny without my gum.
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Too bad 'cause I'm putting my foot down.
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Get out of my head.
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Well, get this into your head-- gum is banned.
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MY RIB.
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What's happening to me?
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The longer I go without gum, the more
of these freaky visions I have.
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I've gotta store up for the long winter ahead.
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What, are you a comedy squirrel?
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I almost died, Sonny.
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And as you can see in here, everything
is powered by alternative energy.
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Let me get you an alternative-energy smoothie.
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Hey, I was-- hey, what are you doing here, buddy?
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- I was just wondering which machine is best for--
- Pedal. pedaling works for everything.
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Oh, okay.
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Grady? whoa, Grady.
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Grady, I can see you on TV.
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- That was weird. - solar power.
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Something must be blocking the sun, like an eclipse.
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There wasn't supposed to be an eclipse today.
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Or a blimp.
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Not blimp weather.
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Must be a chubby guy hang-gliding then, right?
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Yeah, I could see that.
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Totally.
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Well, whatever it is, it's gone now.
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Man, Grady's gonna be bummed he missed
that chubby guy hang-gliding.
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- I'd better go comfort him.
- You can do that.
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- Pedal pedal. - all right.
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Dude, you're not gonna believe this.
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All this exercise equipment is powering
everything in Chad's dressing room.
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- His blender? - yes.
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- His massage chair? - yes.
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- his underwear?
- If it lights up, then yes.
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We're his alternative energy source.
245
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I thought he respected us, but he's using us for our bodies.
246
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Well, we're gonna use our bodies for revenge.
247
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He wants power-- we'll give him power.
248
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- Keep pedaling-- faster. - okay.
249
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- We'll show him. - come on.
250
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Wha-a-a-at?
251
00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:05,416
Wha-a-a-At's happening?
252
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I don't know if I can go any faster.
253
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Come on, dude.
254
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Put your chuns of steel into it.
255
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No no no, no pictures.
256
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No.
257
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Agh! no no no.
258
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No, no pictures. no pictures.
259
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Gummy!
260
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No no no.
261
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No-o-o-o-o!
262
00:17:49,849 --> 00:17:53,799
Huh, that sounds like Chad getting hit with a giant gumball.
263
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What are you doing?
264
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I'm leaving.
265
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If I can't be funny, then I can't be on "So Random!
266
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This is the thing that makes you leave
the show and go back to Wisconsin?
267
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- Oh my gosh, an old lady laughing
-What are you taking about? Who's laughing at you?
268
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The kooky old lady in my vision.
269
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Vision?
270
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Who are you-- raven?
271
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Yeah, that's it. keep laughing.
272
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Maybe this is the key to why I need gum to be funny.
273
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Oh my gosh.
274
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I just figured it out.
275
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Did you just just use me to solve your problem?
276
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Yes.
277
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My aunt Fanny used to give me gum every time I made her laugh.
278
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Somehow I turned that into some weird superstition
where I thought I needed gum to be funny.
279
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Turns out I got gum because I was funny.
280
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I've chewed tons of gum, got dozens of cavities,
read thousands of lame comics for nothing.
281
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It turns out I'm funny all on my own.
282
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- Funny on your own? - yeah.
283
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Ow, my rib.
284
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I'm back, baby! yeah!
285
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Chuns of steel. chuns of steel.
286
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Yeah!
287
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What was that?
288
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I think Sonny saw aunt Fanny in a weird
vision and got her funny back.
289
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:43,565
Well, since this is our last workout in Chad's private gym,
what do you say we hit the fee-ray Al-arm?
290
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- Let's do it.- after you, mi amigo.
291
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Andale.
292
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OH!
293
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Good thing we're in shape, because we'd better run.
294
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Yeah. I'm going to take the bike.
295
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What? what?
296
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The bike doesn't move.
297
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Oh, this is Mexico all over again.
298
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Oh!
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