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Eyes closed. Not peeking.

I don't really care enough peek.

Coming through, pushing this big box here.

Both: Ta-dah! Oh, come on.

Are you guys seriously building another time machine?

No, it's a box

- For magic tricks. - Ooh.

So it's a waste-of-our-time machine.

Yeah, mock if you want, But there will be magic.

Speaking of magic, we have a magical guest star on the show this week.

See what I did there? Actually, I didn't do that much.

I just said the word "magic" twice.

Anyway, do the words

"number-one singer-songwriter in the world" mean anything to you?

Yeah, right. Like we're ever gonna get--

[ screams ] trey brothers! Trey brothers!

You're so-- so-- Original.

I believe the word you're groping for, my darling, is "original."

I need one of you kids to show him around.

Me me me! Oh, no no no.

I just don't spend the day with rabid fans

Unless it's for like charity or something

Or a girl breaks into my dressing room. You know what I mean?

I heard that, bro.

- I thought he would give me the hand, man. - I know, I know.

Her. She's positively indifferent.

It's like she doesn't even know I'm here.

[ whistles, snaps finger ]

You're not blind, are you, love?

No, and I'm not deaf either.

I just don't really care that much that you're here.

- What? - Of course she does.

Of course you do, right, sonny?

No, it's all right, mate. Indifferent is different.

It's original. I like it.

Have her show me around. Sonny, show him around.

If I gotta. "if I gotta"? Who are you?

Oh, please. This guy is just another rock star

With a guitar and an attitude. I don't see what the big deal is.

Oh, I love this girl.

Whatever. Just give me a minute, okay?

Trey brothers, I knew this day would come!

[ phone ringing ]

# off to the races, I'm going places #

# might be a long shot, not gonna waste it # # this is the big break

# yeah # # so far, so great, get with it #

# at least that's how I see it #

# having a dream is just the beginning #

# so far, so great, believe it #

# can't take away this feeling #

# taking a ride, chance on my side #

# yeah, I can't wait #

# so far, so great, so far, so great #

# ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da #

# ba ba da da-da, ba da da da-da #

Are you pleased to meet me, trey?

[ imitates trey ] oh, I am, I am, darling.

Stop it. Brava.

Well played. I can't believe you tricked me.

Look, tawni, you don't understand.

No, you don't understand. I can't believe you tricked me.

I'm so proud.

And I thought you weren't a hugger.

And I thought you were above being manipulative to get a boy.

Apparently, it's opposite day.

Wait wait wait. I'm not trying to get a boy.

Trey is my favorite singer-songwriter

And I just want a few minutes alone with him.

I knew it. To show him a song that I wrote.

I knew it. Actually, no.

I didn't know that. Since when do you write songs?

Well, I've always written them.

I just never felt comfortable showing them to anyone.

Even me? Especially you.

And if a songwriter as talented as trey likes me,

Then that means I'm good, you know?

And I won't have to keep hiding my songs

In my song pillow. Aww, you have a song pillow?

Yeah. Can I see it?

No.

Give me the pillow! I know you're in love with him.

No, I'm not. My songs!

"girl plus boy equals joy.

Girl plus boy equals soy.

Girl plus boy equals annoy."

Annoy? I didn't write that.

No, I just did. See, that's how easy it is to write horrible songs.

Okay, look, I wrote those when I was pretty young.

I know that they're lame.

But this is the song that I wanted to show him.

"me, myself and time." Let's hear it.

- What? - You heard me.

I'm not really comfortable--

Sing!

♪ I can make the rain stop if I wanna just by my attitude. ♪

Huh. Pretty impressive.

- Really? - Not this song.

Using music to get a musician. Why didn't I think of that?

I'm not using anything to try to get him.

I'm just trying to get him to listen to my song.

Well, I'm gonna have to think of something original to get him.

I guess I'm gonna have to keep pretending like I don't know him.

[ knocks ] hello hello hello. We doing this or what?

Oh, yeah, right. I totally forgot.

Let's go, ray.

- Trey. - I know your name.

Okay, come on, steve.

Steve? It's not even close. I love it.

So that there is where your dressing room is.

Over here we have hair and makeup.

And this is where we get snacks. And this is--

- He knows who I am. - No, I don't.

[ laughs ] yes, you do.

Come on, you're famous, I'm famous.

Really? I don't recall seeing you at the last famous meeting.

There are famous meetings? Don't think of it

More like a party you're not invited to.

Okay, as much as I'm enjoying this, Trey brothers,

Ooh, three names. I like it.

It's very original. You know what else is original?

A big star like you appearing on a little show like "so random!"

I see what's going on here.

You think that trey being on "so random!"

Is gonna make our show more popular than "mackenzie falls."

You're scared. Chad dylon cooper fears nothing.

- Spiders. - Not little ones. - Heights. - Not little ones.

And I'll have you know we got a little something

Cooking up our sweater vests over at "falls" as well.

[ clears throat ] bangs.

Bangs? You already have bangs.

Ha! These are better than bangs.

I call them-- whoo! Ba-bangs!

Well, I think it's gonna take

More than that little forehead beard

If you want to make it into the next famous meeting, mate.

I mean, you know, there's other stuff too.

Please, it's not just the ba-bangs.

And with that, it's time to bid your ba-bangs ba-bye.

Three, two, one... Disappear!

Still here.

- What are we doing wrong? - It's not us, it's him.

You are never gonna disappear

If you don't believe. You know what I believe?

I believe this box doesn't have enough magic or funny in it

- To be on the show. How about that? - Wow.

- You know what else it doesn't have enough of? - What?

Air. No air. Oh, my bad.

Clearly more rehearsal needed. I'll show you

Hallo, gov'nor.

Fancy some tea and crumpets,

Bangers and mash, tawni and trey?

Hmm, I like the sound of that. Ooh, I like the sound

Some bangers and mash would really go down a treat right about now.

Would you like something, love? I'm buying.

Oh, no no, thanks.

This already has been delicious enough.

And we're walking.

And finally we have the prop house.

Ooh, fancy.

You know what doesn't make me sick about you, my love?

You don't seem to care who I am

Or what it is that I do. I mean, I know a little.

And I heard you write your own songs.

You know, I kind of dabble in songwriting myself.

Dabble?

The problem with dabblers, sonny,

Is they never do anything with their music.

And music-- it isn't a hobby.

It's a passion-- a passion, sonny.

And dabblers-- they don't have passion

Except for like dabbling.

All that passion must make you thirsty.

Come to think of it, it does.

Have you got anything fizzy?

Come to think of it, I do.

Oh. It's right there in that fridge.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

- All right. - Okay.

I don't see anything fizzy in here.

Just keep looking. It gets fizzier the further back you go.

Well, I guess this will have to do.

Was that thing in here when we walked in?

I don't know. Was it? What's this?

"girl plus boy equals soy."

Oh, yeah, that's just a song I wrote,

But not the right one. "toy, poi, ahoy, bok choy."

None of these are right.

Wait wait wait, these are your songs?

This is a trap, isn't it? You're another crazed fan.

I'm not crazed!

Okay, that totally came out crazed.

Well, this is a bit of a knuckle cruncher now, isn't it?

- Knuckle cruncher? - Yes, knuckle cruncher,

Goat buffer, sandal waxer. Am I not speaking english?

I just thought you were more original than this.

You know how many times this kind of thing happens to me?

That a girl of average strength

Drags out an entire piano to the center of the room

Just so you'd listen to her songs?

Well, I guess

That is pretty original. I'll give you that.

Then please give me five minutes.

Because the song that I wanted you to hear is just in my dressing room.

I'll give you four minutes 39 seconds.

What?

It just feels more original, all right? Hop along.

[ moaning ]

- Are you okay? - Yeah. No one puts marshall

Are you sure? Get off.

Where is it? Where is it?

Trey: # I can make the rain stop if I wanna #

# just with my attitude, baby... #

Is that my song?

Oh my gosh, he found it. And he's singing it.

♪ I can take my laptop ♪ ♪ record a snapshot ♪

♪ and change your point of view, baby. ♪

I've got to say, tawni,

Your song is not complete rubbish.

Wait, tawni's song? Your song?

Oh, hey, sonny. You know, I gotta tell you

This whole songwriting thing is easier than I thought.

See, I wrote this part a little bouncier,

So you might want to pick it up.

Your song? I can't believe you stole my song.

I can't believe you stole my boyfriend.

- He's not your boyfriend. - It's not your song.

- It is my song. - Oh, so you admit it-- he's my boyfriend.

I want my song back.

Let's take it from the top, and this time with feeling.

I'll give you something to feel.

[ squealing ]

Trey, that's fantastic. Is that new?

Yeah, brand spanking. I call it "me, myself and time"

Because me just wrote it by myself in no time.

Both: What?

What a day. First we get trey brothers on the show.

Now he's making up songs right here in our prop house.

- Marshall, the song is-- - absolutely,

Something he should play on tonight's show. Terrific idea, sonny.

Oh, this is gonna be huge-- huge. We'll do it live-- live.

Let's go. I'm gonna call the press.

Then we're gonna call my mother. Oh, no, then she'll know I called the press first.

You know what? She's not the boss of me.

Hello, mom. - But marshall-- - shh, sonny.

No, mother, it is not a lady friend.

I can't believe this.

I know. Trey is such a phony.

Well, phony must be contagious because he caught it from you.

This is all your fault. I mean, you stole my song.

Girl, it's been five minutes. Walk it off.

Speaking of walking,

Are those boots comfortable?

Very.

- Are they fast? - I don't know. - Let's find out.

[ screaming ]

Oh, what's up, suckers?

Hope you randoms are enjoying your trey brothers,

'cause once people see this it's all they're gonna talk about.

Bam!

"bangs and fangs."

Oh, that's right. We all get bitten by vampires

And get super cool hair.

Is your show written by monkeys?

Will you relax?

So you found out your hero is some big song-stealing jerk.

Yeah, well, I also found out that my roommate

Is some big song-stealing jerk.

[ song playing ]

Look look look, trey's rehearsing on our stage.

He's wearing my hat! And my sparkling magic jacket.

He's stolen something from all of us.

That's the difference between your show and mine.

Something like this happens to me-- not a big deal.

I just let it roll and--

No no no, those are my ba-bangs!

Marshall, where's me tea, eh?

And my fa-fangs! We just came up with the fa-fangs.

You know what? Enough.

I don't care how popular trey is. Once marshall realizes

That he's stolen something from all of us, there's no way that he'll stand for it.

I'm gonna have to stand for it.

But marshall, trey brothers is not who he appears to be.

I don't care who he appears to be. Trey brothers appearing on "so random!"

Is the biggest thing that ever happened to this show.

So I need you kids funny. I need trey brothers singing.

And now because of sonny I gotta find a lady friend.

All right, 10 minutes to showtime, people. Let's go.

And somebody get me a lady friend!

This is so unfair.

I know. If trey goes out there and says that's his song,

Nobody will ever believe that tawni wrote it.

I wrote it.

Really? When did you start writing songs?

She's been stuffing them in a pillow.

Can we just focus, please?

This is about not letting trey brothers get away with this.

And I know that if I can just pin him down for five minutes

I can talk some sense into him.

Well, we'd love to help, but all we have is this magic box

That everybody seems to get trapped in, so useless, right?

"unclaimed original ideas."

Might as well say "property of trey brothers."

Presto! Ha!

There's no unclaimed original ideas in here. Am I missing something?

- A conscience? - No. - Your pride? - No.

- Your integrity? - No no no, never had any of that.

Oh, that's right. Because if you did, you'd probably feel bad

For stealing a song that didn't belong to you.

Look, if I didn't steal tawni's song--

- My song. - It would have sat in her song pillow.

My song pillow.

Wow, you're a possessive little bird, aren't you?

But the point is if I don't sing a song,

No one's ever gonna hear it. And you want to know why?

Why?

Because you're a dabbler.

- You take that back. - Dabbler, dabbler.

Dabbler, dabbler, dabbler, dabbler.

- Marshall: Trey, trey. - Dabbler, dabbler.

- Dabbler, dabbler, dabbler. - Is trey in there?

Oh, yeah, he's doing some vocal exercises.

Get him out of there. Two minutes to showtime.

Dabbler, dabbler, dabbler, dabbler...

You know what? Fine, trey, you win.

But let me just tell you something--

- I used to admire you. - Dabbler, dabbler...

I wanted you to tell me that my songs were good.

- But now I don't even care... - Dabbler, dabbler...

Because you're just a lying, self-serving, song-stealing phony.

[ stops speaking ]

- Tawni? - You're right. I am a lying,

Self-serving, song-stealing phony.

How did I get in this box? Where's trey?

- How did tawni get in the box? - And how did you make it work?

I don't know. I just knocked on it and then he disappeared.

- Knocking. - Mm-hmm.

Where's trey? The show is starting. She made him

Disappear? What do you mean, disappear?

The press is out there. My mother's out there.

My new lady friend is out there.

Announcer: Are you ready to get so random?

Trey needs to get out there. Everyone's expecting

To hear his new original song.

Sonny should sing the song.

She wrote it. She should sing it.

What? No. No no no, I didn't want to sing it.

I just wanted people to know that it was mine.

And besides, you know me--

I'm more of a dabbler anyways--

Dabbler, dabbler, dabbler.

If you don't sing it, honey, I will.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, singing her original song

"me, myself and time," sonny munroe!

[ crowd cheering ] [ playing song ]

♪ I can make the rain stop if I wanna ♪ ♪ just by my attitude ♪

♪ I can take my laptop, record a snapshot ♪

♪ and change your point of view ♪

♪ I just entered this brand new world ♪

♪ and I'm so open-hearted ♪

♪ I know I've got a long way to go ♪

♪ but I'm, I'm just getting started ♪

♪ I'm over my head and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm doing my best not to show it, to show it ♪

♪ whatever it takes to be what I was meant to be ♪

♪ I'm gonna try ♪

♪ 'cause I'm living the dream and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm trying my best not to blow it, to blow it ♪

♪ and I know everything will be fine ♪

♪ with me, myself ♪ ♪ and time ♪

♪ time ♪

♪ I go where life takes me but some days it makes me ♪

♪ want to change my direction ♪

♪ sometimes it gets lonely, but I know that it's only ♪

♪ a matter of my perception ♪

♪ I just entered this brand new world ♪

♪ and I'm so open-hearted ♪

♪ I know I've got a long way to go ♪

♪ but I'm, I'm just getting started ♪

♪ I'm over my head and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm doing my best not to show it, to show it ♪

♪ whatever it takes to be what I was meant to be ♪

♪ I'm gonna try ♪

♪ 'cause I'm living the dream and I know it, I know it ♪

♪ I'm trying my best not to blow it, to blow it ♪

♪ and I know everything will be fine ♪

♪ with me, myself and time ♪

♪ and, baby, there's nothing like this moment ♪

♪ so just be real and let the truth be spoken ♪

♪ whatever's broke, I can make it unbroken ♪

♪ turn the lead in my head into something golden ♪

♪ just try more love ♪

♪ if I just try more love ♪ ♪ then I'll find

♪ in time ♪

# I'm over my head and I know it, I know it #

♪ I'm doing my best not to show it, to show it ♪

♪ whatever it takes to be what I was meant to be ♪

♪ I'm gonna try... ♪

- Wow. - Yeah.

- Who knew? - She's great, right?

It's opposite day.

- Oh. - Oh.

♪ myself and time ♪

♪ I'll find myself in time ♪

♪ I know ♪

♪ I'll find myself ♪

♪ in time. ♪

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Listen, sorry I stole your look, you know.

So here's your bangs and here's your fangs.

Man over speakers: Trey dylan cooper, your limo's here.

You took my name.

And your limo. Peace out, sucka!

Get back here, you can take the bangs,

But I want my limo.

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