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Are You Radey to get
"So Random"?
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Hello, I'm Sicky Vicky.
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And Welcome To "
How To Have Fun When You're Sick."
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Today I've Got A Cold.
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I Got It From Alex Pizarsky...
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Because She Came To School With A Cold.
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Not Cool.
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She Sneezed A Booger On My Plate And I
Thought It Was A Piece Of Chicken...
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And I Ate It.
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Anyways, Now I've Got A Cold.
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But Colds Can Be Fun,
Even When You're Sick In Bed.
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You Can Make A Lot Of Cool Things.
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Like Today, We're Making Sno
T-filled Tissue Flowers.
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See?
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All You Gotta Do Is Take A Tissue,
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Blow Your Nose In It--
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And Now You've Got A Snot Tissue Flower.
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Easy!
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Becky Russ Wears A Flower
In Her Hair To School,
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And One Time It Had A Worm In
It And It Crawled In Her Ear.
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Not Cool.
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Okay, Another Neat Thing You Could Do...
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Is You Can Make An Ear Swab Princess Crown.
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You Just Find A Bunch Of These,
Used Of Course.
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The Wax Makes An Awesome Glue.
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Arrange Them In A Circle
The Size Of Your Head...
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And Presto!
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You've Got A Princess Ear Swab Crown.
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It's Pretty Hot.
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The Last Thing We're Gonna
Make Is Phlegm Paintings.
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It's Easy. You Just Hawk
Up A Lot Of Green Phlegm.
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And Voila--
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A Masterpiece!
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Well, That's It For Today.
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I'm Sicky Vicky,
And Next Week We'll Show You...
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How To Bake With A Stomach Ache.
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''Glad You're Feeling Achy, Feverish And
Stinky,
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"Vicky Is A Sicky Who Can Make It All
Fun,
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''Sicky Vicky!''
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Synced by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Singing ] Off To The Races, I'm Going Places #
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Might Be A Long Shot, Not Gonna Waste
It
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This Is The Big Break And It's Calling
My Name
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Yeah!
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So Far, So Great, Get With It
At Least That's How I See It
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Having A Dream Is
Just The Beginning
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So Far, So Great, Believe It
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Can't Take Away This Feeling
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Taking A Ride With Chance On My Side
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Yeah, I Can't Wait
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So Far, So Great
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So Far, So Great
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I'm Starving. I Could Eat A Horse.
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- I Could Eat A Koala.
- I Could Eat A Baby Unicorn,
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Horn And All!
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You Guys, Stop Eating. I Have Big News.
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Introducing The Pants That Are
About To Take America By Storm--
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Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans.
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I Now Give You Three Seconds
To Stare At My Butt.
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Don't Do It, Nico. It's A Trap.
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No, I Wanna, I Wanna!
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Wasting Time. Too Late.
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Aw. Now If You Wanna See Them Up Close,
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You'll Have To Buy Them.
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Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans--
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Available For Women, Men And Purse Dogs.
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I Could Eat A Purse Dog, Purse And All.
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You Guys, You Guys, Stop Eating.
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Okay, Fine Fine Fine.
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- Turn Around, Let Me See Your Butt. - What?
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Notice The Difference Between Tawni
Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans...
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And The Jeans Sonny's
Mother Picked Out For Her.
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- Oh.
- She Didn't Pick Them Out.
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She Just-- Okay, Fine, She Picked Them Out.
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Look, I Don't Know What You
Guys Are Talking About,
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But "tween Weekly"
Just Wrote A Huge Article...
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On My Walkathon For Books.
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- Give Me That.
- I Just Stared At It.
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How Can This Be?
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Three Pages On Your Charity
And Not One Word...
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About Tawni Hart's Extreme
Skinny Jeans, Available Online.
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Tawni, Are You Gonna Sign
Up For The Walkathon?
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We're Raising Money For Books
And Libraries In Needy Areas.
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Pass. I've Got Jeans To Sell.
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Operators Are Standing By.
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Do You Ever Feel Sometimes-- I Don't Know--
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Maybe Just A Smidge Selfish?
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Me? No!
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Sonny, I'm All About Helping Other People,
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And I Will Help Those Other
People All Look Good...
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In Tawni Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans!
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Also Available In Plus Sizes.
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Did You Guys Just Notice A Cold Wind?
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Tawni? I'm Used To It.
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Not Her, Them.
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They Always Have To Travel In A Pack,
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Like Shiny Wolves.
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Hey, Chad, Did You Hear About
My Walkathon For Books?
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Yes, We Did. I Have To Say,
Sonny, You're Very Inspiring.
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Well, We Have So Much.
It's Important That We Give Back.
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No, I Mean, You Inspired Me To Have
A Walkathon Against Your Walkathon.
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A Walkathon Against Books?
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How Can You Be Against Books?
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That's Easy-- The More You Read The
Less You Watch "mackenzie Falls."
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That's Your Cause,
To Get People To Watch More Tv?
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Are You Not Listening?
It's To Get Them To Read Less.
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I'll See You At The Walkathon Against Books.
Ooh, Gotta Tell You Something.
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We're Gonna Raise More Money Than You.
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- For What?
- To Not Buy Books.
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That Makes No Sense.
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Guess All That Reading You're Doing
Isn't Making You Any Smarter Now, Is It?
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See Ya.
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I Mean, For Once, We're Here On Time,
Ready To Rehearse...
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- And The Girls Aren't.
- Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm.
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Can You Believe How Unprofessional
And Immature They Are?
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I Know.
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Look At My Coconuts.
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Hey, What Are You Guys Waiting For?
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- Let's Rehearse.
- What? Wait.
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- -
- Okay.
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Welcome To The Lovely Studios Of...
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?T× I Wanna Wanna Hula... ?T×...
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- -
- What?!
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Can You Believe That Chad's
Hosting A Walkathon Against Books?
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And "tween Weekly" Tv Is Covering It Live.
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What Are You Guys Waiting For?
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- Let's Rehearse.
- ...
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Okay, Now That We're All Here,
Welcome To The Lovely Studio Of...
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?T× Come On, I Wanna Hula ?T×...
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?T× But I Don't Wanna Hula ?T×...
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grady: ?T× Still,
You Gotta Hula... ?T× -
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Hey!
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Can You Believe "tween Weekly"
Tv Is Covering...
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Chad's Ridiculous Walkathon?
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I Know, Right? Which Means Less
Publicity For My Walkathon.
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More To The Point, No Publicity For
My Jeans, And I Have Pants To Fill.
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I Have Minds To Fill.
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We Have Three Minutes
Of Hula Sketch To Fill.
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So Can You Please Focus?
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All Right, Where Were We?
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- -
- ?T× Aloha! ?T×...
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- Wait, I Have An Idea.
- Does It Involve Me Selling Pants?
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It Does Indeed. It's Called...
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?T× Come On, Let's Make Some Moolah ?T×...
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?T× Make Chad Look Like A Fool-ah. ?T×...
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Yes!
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That Is So Not Cool-ah.
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So Skinny, Too Skinny.
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These Pants Are So...
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Skinny.
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Tawni's Pants Are Squishing My "
Glutus Maximoolah."
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I Signed Up For A Walkathon,
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Not To Have My Internal Organs
Crushed By Tawni's Jeans.
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I Want My Mommy J.
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This Is Impossible.
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We Have To Make This Work.
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The Only Way That We Can Get
Tawni To Walk With Us...
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Is If We Wear Her Jeans,
Because All Of Her Fans Will See Her On Tv,
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Us Wearing Her Jeans,
Which Will Sell Her More Jeans...
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And Raise Money For Books And Less Money
For No Books, Then Everyone Wins Except Chad!
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Hey, Now That I Got That Out,
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I Can Button My Pants.
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Well, Good For You...
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Because I'm Never Getting These Things On.
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- Me Either.
- Yes, You Will.
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Thanks To The Tawni Hart Butthorn.
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Oh, Okay.
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Okay, I Think We Can Do This.
Let's Go, Come On.
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All Right. -
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Okay, One...
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Two, Three!
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Okay.
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Right Cheek In.
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Right Cheek In.
Oh, Left Cheek Out. - Okay.
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okay Okay Okay Okay.
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Left Cheek In!
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Now Remove The Butthorn And Zip Up.
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Oh, Okay. Whoa.
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Let Me Try And Get This Out.
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Okay.
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We're Gonna Need A Butthorn
For The Butthorn...
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'cause This Baby Ain't Coming Out.
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Yeah, About Your Butthorn, You May Want
To Rethink The Placement Of Your Face.
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Trust Me, You Guys.
These Wedgies Are For A Good Cause.
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Speaking Of Someone Who's
Received Dozens Of Them,
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I Can Say No Good Has
Ever Come From A Wedgie.
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Get Over Yourselves.
You've Never Looked Better.
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Now Come On, Let's Runway
To The Yogurt Machine.
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- -
- Hold Up.
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I Have To De-wedge And Redistribute.
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Me Too.
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Wait A Minute. That's Our Pose.
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How's This Possible? The "randoms" Look Hot.
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What's Going On Here?
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Why Do You Guys Look Good Enough
For Me To Even Look At You?
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We're Wearing Tawni Hart's
Extreme Skinny Jeans...
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To Our Walkathon For Books.
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If Those Jeans Can Make You Guys Look Good,
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It Can Make Us Look Even Better
At Our Walkathon Against Books.
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One Pair For Each Of Us. How Much?
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- $100.
- A Pair?
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- A Leg. $200.
- Tawni, You Can't Let Them
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Wear Your Jeans For Evil.
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Fine. I'll Donate $10
A Pair To "for Books."
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- $30.
- $20.
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- Done.
- That'll Be $220 A Pair.
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Done.
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Ooh! I'm Tingling.
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My Legs Are Almost Numb With Excitement...
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And Soon To Be Money.
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We're Gonna Look Hotter
Than You At The Walkathon.
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Giving Back Is What's Hot.
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That's What People Who Don't Look Hot Say.
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Come On, Tawni, We're Late.
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Nico And Grady Have Already Left
For The Walkathon. Let's Move.
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- I Can't.
- Or You Won't.
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- I Really Can't.
- Give Me A Break.
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I Knew You Would Try To
Get Out Of This Walkathon.
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- Come On, Let's Go.
- Ah!
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I Can't Feel My Legs.
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Can You Feel 'em Now?
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No, But Thankfully,
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- I Can Still Move My Arms.
- Ow!
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This Is A New Low, Even For You.
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But You're Going Even If I Have To Drag You.
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Even After We Stuffed Ourselves
Into Those Jeans For You...
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You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.
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Which One Of You Can't
Move Your Legs? - Me.
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Are You Kidding Me?
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You Called The Paramedics
To Get Out Of This?
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Oh, Look, Now They're Lifting You Up.
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Now You're On A Gurney. Now They're
Rolling You Out Of The Dressing Room.
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Bravo!
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At Least You Can Commit To Something.
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Wait A Minute.
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Tawni Can't Commit To Anything.
Oh, My Gosh, She's Not Faking.
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Tawni!
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I Promise You're Going To Be Okay.
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Tawni, I'm So Sorry I Didn't Believe You.
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And You Thought I Was Just Being Selfish.
You Thought I Was--
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My Jeans Are On Tv.
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- Books Books!
- No Books, No Books!
243
00:11:54,941 --> 00:11:56,796
- Read Read!
- Watch Watch!
244
00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,064
It's A Bright Sunny Day
And Young Hollywood...
245
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:02,821
Is Giving Back And Taking Away,
246
00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:05,417
But They All Look Fantastic.
247
00:12:05,422 --> 00:12:07,342
Tell Us Why, Tell Us Why.
248
00:12:07,346 --> 00:12:11,057
They're All Wearing Tawni
Hart's Extreme Skinny Jeans.
249
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:14,840
Sonny, Your Legs Work.
Will You Jump And Down For Me?
250
00:12:14,846 --> 00:12:17,022
Whoo!
251
00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:19,073
I Have Your Diagnosis, Miss Hart,
252
00:12:19,076 --> 00:12:22,084
And It's Nothing To Dance About.
253
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:25,321
- What Is It, Doctor?
- You Have S.P.S.
254
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,566
- S.P.S.?
- Not S.P.S.!
255
00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:29,106
I'm Afraid We're Gonna Have To Cut Them Off.
256
00:12:29,109 --> 00:12:31,701
- My Legs?
- Your Pants.
257
00:12:31,705 --> 00:12:33,817
No, Not My Pants.
258
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,572
Miss Hart, S.P.S. Is Skinny Pants Syndrome.
259
00:12:36,577 --> 00:12:40,513
Your Extreme Skinny Jeans Are Constricting
The Flow Of Blood To Your Legs,
260
00:12:40,519 --> 00:12:43,431
Causing Severe Numbness And
Inhibiting Your Ability To Walk.
261
00:12:43,436 --> 00:12:46,764
Sorry. Your Pants Did This To You?
262
00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:49,458
Miss Munroe, This Is A
Very Serious Condition.
263
00:12:49,462 --> 00:12:52,501
Yeah. Yes, Doctor.
264
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,586
I'm Sure That Everything
Is Funny To You Comedians.
265
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:57,886
But Let Me Tell You There Is
No Such Thing As A Funny Bone.
266
00:12:57,892 --> 00:13:00,868
See, I Think They Get That Name
'cause It's Called The Humerus.
267
00:13:00,873 --> 00:13:02,697
Are You Trying To Tell Me How To Do My Job?
268
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:05,067
Do I Go Onto Your Show And
Try To Make People Laugh?
269
00:13:05,071 --> 00:13:06,415
Because I Cod.
270
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,977
Sorry, Doctor.
271
00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:11,382
Please, Let's Focus On
What's Important Here.
272
00:13:11,386 --> 00:13:13,146
The Television!
273
00:13:13,149 --> 00:13:15,325
You Shallow Show People!
274
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:19,232
No, The Walkathons-- They're All
Wearing Tawni's Extreme Skinny Jeans.
275
00:13:19,239 --> 00:13:21,351
- Books Books!
- No Books, No Books!
276
00:13:21,354 --> 00:13:25,391
Books Boo--
277
00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:28,274
Chad, Can I Get A Comment?
278
00:13:28,278 --> 00:13:31,510
We Win, Sucke-- Agggghhh!
279
00:13:31,515 --> 00:13:35,003
Oh, No, "mackenzie Falls" Is Down!
280
00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:37,537
What Is Happening?
281
00:13:37,541 --> 00:13:39,813
S.P.S. Is Happening.
282
00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:42,088
- -
- Incoming!
283
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:44,075
Get The Victims In Here, Stat!
284
00:13:44,079 --> 00:13:46,223
Then Get Their Pants Off, Stat!
285
00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:48,915
Help Me, Doc. You Gotta Help Me, Please.
286
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,640
We Will, Son. We Will.
Find Some Room For Him.
287
00:13:51,644 --> 00:13:54,332
Will Someone Please Find Him Some Room?
288
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:56,405
We Got Another Medevac Coming In.
289
00:13:58,728 --> 00:14:03,176
Oh, I'm Just One Man!
290
00:14:03,183 --> 00:14:05,775
Hurry Up, Doc, And Cut Me.
291
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,378
But If You Can't Save Me,
292
00:14:07,382 --> 00:14:09,494
Can I At Least Call You Dad
And You'll Say You Love Me?
293
00:14:09,497 --> 00:14:12,024
dad, What Are You Doing? I'm The Only
Important One Here.
294
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:14,013
Come On!
295
00:14:14,017 --> 00:14:17,820
- -
- ...
296
00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:24,027
Sonny, Sonny, Come Here.
297
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,763
- What, Chad? - I Need To Tell You Something
298
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:31,095
In Case I Don't Make It. I Love-- - Yes?
299
00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:33,661
I Deeply Love That More Kids
Are Reading Less Books...
300
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,424
'cause Of Chad Dylan Cooper.
301
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:37,635
Oh, No.
302
00:14:37,639 --> 00:14:39,846
I Think You're Coming Down With P.F.S. Too.
303
00:14:39,850 --> 00:14:42,186
- What's That?
- Pillow In The Face Syndrome.
304
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:44,079
Whoa, Hey!
305
00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:47,751
- Miss Munroe.
- Just Fluffing, Doc.
306
00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:50,810
How's Tawni?
307
00:14:50,813 --> 00:14:52,445
Your Friend's Case Is Very Severe.
308
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:55,007
It's Imperative That You Keep
Her Away From Those Jeans.
309
00:14:55,012 --> 00:14:56,484
I'll Do My Best.
310
00:14:56,487 --> 00:14:58,214
I've Written Her A Prescription.
311
00:14:58,217 --> 00:15:00,685
A Prescription?
312
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,695
Seriously?
313
00:15:03,698 --> 00:15:05,138
Sorry, Doc.
314
00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:07,765
Yeah, I Promise I'll Take Care Of Tawni.
315
00:15:07,769 --> 00:15:09,592
Yeah.
316
00:15:09,596 --> 00:15:11,644
Hey, My Legs Feel Tingly.
317
00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:13,815
Uh-oh. Ugh...
318
00:15:15,494 --> 00:15:18,096
Is It Funny Now, Miss Munroe?
319
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:24,175
Come On, Tawni, The Doctor Said
You Have To Take Your Medicine.
320
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,683
i Don't Want To.
321
00:15:25,686 --> 00:15:27,954
It's For Your Health.
322
00:15:33,122 --> 00:15:35,906
I Look Horrendous In My Medicine.
323
00:15:35,911 --> 00:15:37,831
Why Don't You Have To Wear It?
324
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:40,234
Because I Only Had A Mild Case.
325
00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:42,030
Thank You, Mommy Jeans.
326
00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:45,073
Look, Let's Go Outside For A
Walk And Get You Some Fresh Air.
327
00:15:45,079 --> 00:15:47,670
Come On. -
328
00:15:47,674 --> 00:15:49,049
Do You Hear Something?
329
00:15:49,052 --> 00:15:51,356
No, Come On.
330
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,952
- -
- There It Is Again.
331
00:15:53,957 --> 00:15:57,349
That's Just Grady Sanding His Coconuts.
332
00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:59,561
...
333
00:15:59,565 --> 00:16:02,413
Hey, Sonny, Just Came To
See How Tawni Was Doing.
334
00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:06,521
Hey, Nice Pants. Are You Guys
Working On A Clown Sketch?
335
00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:16,099
You Guys, She's Really Sensitive.
Those Are Her Medicine Pants.
336
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,536
Oh!
337
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,141
Yeah! Just Go.
338
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:22,579
- -
- Just Go.
339
00:16:25,336 --> 00:16:28,728
- Tawni. No!
- ...
340
00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:31,261
No Skinny Jeans.
341
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:34,114
My Legs Are Perfectly Fine.
342
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,750
Really?
343
00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:40,123
Well, Then I Guess You
Wouldn't Mind If I Did This.
344
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,107
Now Go Put Your Medicine Back On.
345
00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:46,488
Never.
346
00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:49,178
I'd Rather Crawl Hot Than Walk Ugly.
347
00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:53,279
Listen, If You Don't Wanna Help Yourself,
Then Think Of Your Fans.
348
00:16:53,286 --> 00:16:55,526
- You're Their Role Model.
- Whh Is Why
349
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:58,217
They'll Never See Me In Those Clown Pants.
350
00:16:58,221 --> 00:17:00,013
Fine, I Give Up.
351
00:17:00,017 --> 00:17:02,481
I'm Done With You And Your Jeans.
352
00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:04,404
So Go Ahead And Wear Your Poison Pants.
353
00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:06,328
They're As Skinny As Your Heart.
354
00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:08,399
Can't Even Stand To Look At You.
355
00:17:11,395 --> 00:17:13,963
But I Have To Get Ready For The Show.
So Just Look Away.
356
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,581
Ooh!
357
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,454
give It Up For Sonny Munroe!
358
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:23,315
and Make Some Noise...
359
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:26,654
for The Dazzling Tawni Hart!
360
00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:29,694
and There They Are, The Cast Of "so
Random!"...
361
00:17:29,697 --> 00:17:31,297
What, No Standing Ovation?
362
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,803
I Always Get A Standing Ovation.
363
00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:34,245
Why Aren't My Fans Standing?
364
00:17:34,248 --> 00:17:36,984
Because They Can't.
365
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:42,257
They've All Got Skinny Pants Syndrome.
366
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,694
I Did That To Me?
367
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:48,442
Yes, You Did Because You Couldn't
Stay Out Of Your Skinny Jeans,
368
00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:50,751
And Now They're All Clapping In Their Seats.
369
00:17:50,755 --> 00:17:52,456
You Happy?
370
00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:56,489
No, Sonny, I'm Not.
371
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,125
You Were Right.
372
00:17:58,128 --> 00:18:02,160
My Fans Are Suffering And
It Doesn't Feel Good.
373
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:04,599
I Wanna Help Like You Do.
374
00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:07,866
I Want A Heart As Fat As Yours.
375
00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:10,847
Oh, Tawni, Hearing You Say That...
376
00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:14,052
Makes My Fat Heart Swell.
377
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:16,810
If You Can Get Thousands Of People
To Follow You Into Paralysis,
378
00:18:16,814 --> 00:18:18,989
Imagine What You Can Do For The Libraries,
379
00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:20,850
The Whales, The Planet.
380
00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:24,423
I'm Thinking Bigger, Much Much Bigger.
381
00:18:27,552 --> 00:18:29,504
?T× One Day We Will ?T×...
382
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,139
?T× Walk Hand In Hand ?T×...
383
00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:34,182
?T× Every Boy And Girl
From Every Land ?T×...
384
00:18:34,187 --> 00:18:36,394
?T× From The Mountains ?T×...
385
00:18:36,398 --> 00:18:39,342
?T× To The Beach ?T×...
386
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:42,388
?T× And That Day ?T×...
387
00:18:42,393 --> 00:18:44,856
?T× That Day ?T×...
388
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:48,316
?T× Is Almost In Our Reach ?T×...
389
00:18:48,322 --> 00:18:51,426
?T× Don't Wear The Pants ?T×...
390
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,311
?T× If They Are Skinny ?T×...
391
00:18:54,316 --> 00:18:56,043
?T× Stop S.P.S. ?T×...
392
00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,351
?T× Change The Way You Dress ?T×...
393
00:18:58,356 --> 00:19:00,947
?T× Tight Is No Longer Innie ?T×...
394
00:19:00,951 --> 00:19:04,023
?T× When You Hear Fashion Calling ?T×...
395
00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:06,940
?T× Think Of Those Before
Who've Fallen ?T×...
396
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,216
?T× And Join Our ?T×...
397
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:13,323
?T× Big Pants Family... ?T×...
398
00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:17,614
S.P.S., Skinny Pants Syndrome,
399
00:19:17,619 --> 00:19:20,978
Has Given Me A Chance To Make
A Difference In This World.
400
00:19:20,983 --> 00:19:23,192
Join Our Fight, And Together...
401
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,915
We Can Conquer Skinny Pants Syndrome.
402
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,120
?T× And That Day ?T×...
403
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:31,173
?T× That Day ?T×...
404
00:19:31,177 --> 00:19:35,656
?T× Is Almost In Our Reach ?T×...
405
00:19:35,663 --> 00:19:39,184
- ?T× Don't Wear The Pants... ?T×
- Don't Wear Those Pants!
406
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:42,550
- ?T× If They Are Skinny... ?T×
- Oh, They're So Skinny!
407
00:19:42,555 --> 00:19:45,659
?T× Stop S.P.S., Change The
Way You Dress... ?T× - Ow!
408
00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:48,127
?T× Tight Is No Longer Innie... ?T×...
409
00:19:48,132 --> 00:19:49,572
You Know They're Not Innie!
410
00:19:49,575 --> 00:19:52,006
?T× It's Time To Stop The Hate ?T×...
411
00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:54,571
?T× Let Your Blood Circulate ?T×...
412
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:56,590
?T× Big Pants Slide On ?T×...
413
00:19:56,594 --> 00:20:00,597
- ?T× So Easily ?T×
- ?T× Slide On So Easily ?T×
414
00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:06,172
- ?T× Don't Wear The Pants ?T×
- ?T× Don't Wear The Pants ?T×
415
00:20:06,177 --> 00:20:09,569
- ?T× If They Are Skinny ?T×
- ?T× If They Are Skinny ?T×
416
00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:13,032
?T× Stop S.P.S.,
Change The Way You Dress ?T×...
417
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:16,044
- ?T× Tight Is No Longer Innie ?T×
- ?T× No Longer Innie ?T×
418
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,289
?T× It's Time To Stop The Hate ?T×...
419
00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:21,813
?T× Let Your Blood Circulate...
?T× - Let Your Blood Circulate!
420
00:20:21,819 --> 00:20:24,059
?T× Big Pants Slide On ?T×...
421
00:20:24,063 --> 00:20:27,465
?T× So Easily. ?T×...
422
00:20:37,554 --> 00:20:40,051
Give It To Me Straight, Doc. I Can Take It.
423
00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:43,318
- You Have L.B.S. - Leading Boy Syndrome?
424
00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:45,211
No, Lack Of Books Syndrome.
425
00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:47,230
Also Known As Lazy Butt Syndrome.
426
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:49,858
And L.B.S Is Also The
Abbreviation Of Pounds,
427
00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:51,717
Which Is What You're Going To Gain...
428
00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:53,705
If You Don't Stop Watching
Yourself On Tv. - No, Doc!
429
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:56,140
Can't You Just Cut My Pants Off,
You Know How You Do?
430
00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:59,953
I Want You To Read Two Books And
Call Me In The Morning, Mr. Cooper.
431
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,743
Actually, That's Dylan Cooper.
432
00:21:02,748 --> 00:21:04,219
Not Anymore.
433
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,110
I Removed Your Dylan While You Were Under.
434
00:21:06,113 --> 00:21:08,224
No! What Did You Do With It?
435
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:10,308
Gave It To Someone Who Wouldn't Waste It.
436
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:15,721
Good Afternoon, Mr. Grady Dylan Mitchell.
Just Got My Dylan.
437
00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:18,256
Been Waiting For Two Years.
438
00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:23,564
No!
Why?
439
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,860
Must've Fallen Asleep Reading.
440
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:32,460
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