All language subtitles for Sonny With A Chance s01e21 Sonny So Far.eng

I'm so excited. I'm so excited!

Let me guess. You're still
squealing about the fact

That we're going on "gotcha
with gilroy smith" together?

Yes, this is my first talk show.
It's gonna be so much fun.

Sweetie, when you've been in
hollywood as long as I have,

You'll realize talk
shows are no big whoop.

Gilroy will ask us some questions.

- We'll tell amusing stories.
- And we will be adorable.

You know what, tawn? I thought
that I'd be nervous tonight,

But with you by my side,
I've got nothing to worry about.

So how many talk shows
have you done before?

None. This is my first one.
Aren't you nervous?

Well, I am now.
Why would you tell me that?

Here we go, girls.
I cannot tell you how happy I am

To have the two of you
on my show tonight.

Honestly, gilroy, we're thrilled.

Well, enjoy your gift baskets,

i>- - and I'll see you
in a few minutes.

Oh, hey, you can watch.
I'm gonna do a promo for tonight's show.

Cool. Look at the gift baskets.
They're so nice.

Next on " gotcha with
gilroy smith"...

They're funny, they're cute...

- I call funny.
- Dibs on cute.

...They're "so random"'s tawni
hart and sonny munroe tonight.

I call sonny.

We'll ask them some
questions and with any luck,

We'll get 'em to say
something super personal

And super embarrassing.

Are we on the right show?

It's the number-one talk show
in america, sonny. Girl up.

That's "gotcha with gilroy smith."

It's like a talk show that
punches you right in the neck.

-

* off to the races,
I'm going places *

* might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it *

* this is the big break and
it's calling my name *

* yeah! *

* so far, so great,
get with it *

* at least that's how
I see it *

* having a dream is just
the beginning *

* so far, so great,
believe it *

* can't take away
this feeling *

* taking a ride with
chance on my side *

* yeah, I can't wait *

* so far, so great *

i>- * so far, so great * -

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I wait my whole life for my
first talk show appearance

And I'm on the one that gets you?

I know.

I'm considering stabbing
myself in the leg

With a fork just to get out of it.

I already tried it with a spork,
but it broke.

Stupid spork.
Not a spoon, not a fork,

Can't get me out of an evil talk show.
What good are you?

Still, he did get us gift baskets.

If he thinks he can trick us

Into letting our guard
down by giving us--

Hey, chocolate covered
walnut clusters!

Sweet! - I love these.
You want one?

Me too. Yeah. -

Gotcha!

That guy...

Is not to be trusted.
We need to make a pact.

When we're out there,
we've got each other's backs.

- Right.
- Team sonny and tawni.

Okay, like this. And then...

i>- High five.
High five it. -

Give it up,
ladies and gentlemen,

For gilroy smith!

Welcome, everybody.

Okay, we have got some
great guests tonight.

Brad and angelina...

-...Not on the show. -

But before we bring
out our actual guests,

Let's take a look at them
doing their thang

On "so random!"

Check it out. I'm still at work.

Check it out.
Me too and I'm so bored.

Excuse me, would one of you
mind hanging up the phone

And helping me?

Check it out. I have to go.
I have an annoying customer.

Check it out.
Me too and she's a hippie.

- Check it out dance?
- Check it out dance.

* they're the best of friends
with the worst of 'tudes *

* they're the check
it out girls *

* and they're checking
out for you *

* check it out! *

Give it up for tawni
hart and sonny munroe.

Get over there.

Girls, you're sitting

Pretty far away there.
You a little nervous?

Nervous? No.

We're just really really close.

Yeah, and one of us
has a very bony knee.

Come on, the person next to the
host gets the most screen time.

Whew! And there's
better lighting too.

You two seem to have a lot of fun,
and you work really well together.

Who don't you work well with?

Pfft. We all love each other.

Pfft. What she said.

I'm talking nico and grady.
Come on.

I'm guessing they're idiots.

No no, they're not idiots.

A hint of scabanero peppers,

The hottest pepper known to man

And security guards.

Perfecto!

- Hot lips.
- Huh?

Hot lips, hot lips, hot lips!

Oh, here she comes.

The snake has been released

And it's huge! -

What you doing, man?
There's a snake on the loose.

- No.
- Fine, I get it.

You like nico and grady,

But don't they get on each
other's nerves? - Sometimes.

But when they do argue,

It's over something
really meaningful.

How come you get to
be the chicken anyway?

Because I have more
of a chicken body,

And you have more of an egg body.

It's not fair.

I always have to play the
thing that comes out of you.

No, no, I come out
of you sometimes.

Oh, please. You played the mother,
I played the baby.

You played the stomach,
I played the barf.

I was on a roll.

Level 9 is not a roll.

Yeah, well,
of course you'd say that.

You can't get past level 5. -

Your game stinks.

- My game stinks?
- Uh-huh, uh-huh!

At least I've got a game where it counts.
You never kissed a girl.

Oh, guys, come on, this is so--

Really? Never kissed a girl?

You know I'm waiting for
just the right lady.

They're great guys.

You know, they don't just
walk into a room, gilroy.

They make an entrance.

Man, this isn't "mackenzie falls."

Okay, I'm not really getting
the smack talk about the boys.

What about zora?
She seems pretty weird.

Pfft!

- Zora?
- Weird?

If by "weird,
" you mean "adorable." duh!

Ha! It works!

My cold cut catapult works.

I see it also works with cheese.

In fact, zora may be tiny,

But she makes a big
first impression.

Don't you knock?

And don't forget,
she's great with kids.

- Oh, yeah.
- Great.

Little girl setting
herself up for failure.

How precious.

Zora, zora, zora, zora!

Blossom scouts do not
bark at little girls.

It's not in the handbook.

- Are we doing this?
- Oh, we're doing this.

Whoa, whoa!

So no idiots, no weirdos?

That's the story
you're sticking with?

- You betcha.
- That's terrific.

We'll be right back with
sonny munroe and tawni hart

On "gotcha with gilroy smith."

You girls are giving me nothing!

Oh, really?

That's just the way that we roll.
Ain't that right, tawni?

Yep.

The weird thing is everybody
knows you two don't get along.

You don't even have a handshake
you can agree on.

It's almost as if you
made a pact backstage

Before the show started.

- - that's ridiculous, gilroy.

- - and we're back

With exclusive backstage footage

Shot with our hidden
gift basket "gotcha" cam.

Let's roll the footage and
watch these two make a pact.

We need to make a pact. When we're out
there, we've got each other's backs, okay?

- Tawni: Right.
- Team sonny and tawni.

Gotcha!

- She made me do it.
- Tawni, we had a pact.

Pact's off.
We're dealing with a man

Who puts cameras in gift baskets.

I've got nothing to hide.

I'm just a girl from
wisconsin who got a shot

At being on her favorite hit tv
show and her dream came true.

When I was four, I overfed
my best friend's goldfish

And it exploded.

I'm sorry, becky.

Tawni, I don't think that was the
kind of secret he was looking for.

Come on, tawni fessed
up to something...

Stupid, but still,
there was fessing.

No one makes a pact

Unless they've got
something they wanna hide.

S-sometimes they do.

Do they, sonny? Do they really?

Do they, sonny? Do they really?

'cause sometimes I heard

You get to have that perfect dance

With that one special person.

Just gonna have to settle for me.

This is sweet.

I have my moments.

You gotta press "play."

Oh, right. Sorry.

And when we return, we'll figure
out what sonny was thinking about

When she made that weird
face that looked like

She was thinking about
something.

You're watching "
gotcha with gilroy smith."

Becky, I'm sorry.
I'll get you another goldfish.

Fine, I'll get you
a designer purse--

Gold like the fish I killed.

Tawni, I think we need to
recommit ourselves to the pact.

Gilroy's really freaking me out.

Have some cookie dough.
It'll help you relax.

Thank you.

- This is good.
- Right?

Really good.

I just wanna get through
this ridiculous show

Without saying something
embarrassing I'm gonna regret.

And we're back.

So what did you guys
do on your break?

Did you have some cookie dough?
Did you make another pact?

Of course we made another pact.

The cast of "so random!
" sticks together through thick and thin.

We've made pacts that sonny
wasn't even a part of.

You have?

Let's do this thing! -

- This is why I don't trust.
- Why are we dressed like this?

Because we're on a mission.
We need disguises. Now back in your poses.

- - ow! Stop shocking me.

Sorry. I haven't yet
mastered my powers.

My hair itches.

I have never felt more free.

I was born to wear a cape.

- - ow!

What was that for?

I just mastered my powers.

Now back in your poses.

Gilroy, why don't you
ever ask questions like,

"what's your favorite ice cream?"

Or "what's your favorite
dog combination?"

Labradoodle. - Chocopoo,
which is a combination

Of ice cream and a dog.

It's the ice cream
that licks itself.

Yeah, back to the dirt.

In the latest issue of "tv weekly"
with this handsome fella on the cover,

Sonny said that, and I quote,

"tawni hart is a drama queen
prone to throwing diva fits."

What? I didn't say that.

I know. I just made that up.
But is she?

Are you thinking about it?

Oh my gosh, she's actually
thinking about it.

You're actually thinking about it.

Hey, tawn, you ready
to go back to rehears--

You shaved your head.

Actually, it's a bald cap,

But symbolically yes,

I did shave my head.

If I don't have the best hair,

I may as well not
have any hair at all.

- Stop thinking about it.
- I didn't say anything.

- But you were thinking.
- What were you thinking about?

I was thinking about how

When I came to "so random!"

Tawni and I were like this.

Don't need another girl!
I'm the funny girl.

And the pretty one!

Let's think of this
studio as a school.

I'm the head cheerleader,
and you're the new kid.

And you're all gung-ho and
wanting to join the squad.

You've got all these great ideas
and you're full of enthusiasm.

- Yeah, that's right. I am.
- Well, knock it off!

I can't believe you stabbed me.

I didn't stab you.
You stabbed yourself.

You just stood there and watched,
which is just like stabbing,

So it's really your fault.
I knew you were out to get me.

I'm not out to get you.
Here, you need to rinse it off.

Really? 'cause the way
I read it was more like,

"I hope she gets
kicked off the show."

That is the worst tawni
impression I've ever heard.

So that face you made.

I know that face.

That is the face of a girl
who's got a boy crush.

So who is it?

Is it nico?

No no no. I mean,
we went to the movies once,

But it was just as friends.

And he had the best time.

It's not just a tiara.

It's a key that opens a door

To a secret unicorn stable.

I don't know what any
of those words mean.

it's just...

So special.

Do you need a tissue?

I'm good.

Nico.

Nico and I are just friends.

Okay, all right.

How about grady?

I love grady, but grady
needs a really classy girl.

He has really refined tastes.

Get him out.

I guess we know what
the pan's used for.

He made me an omelet yesterday.

So what's your impression
of chad dylan cooper?

Because I heard he made quite
an impression on sonny.

- Oh.
- He did?

Um... How long is this show?

It'd feel shorter if
you'd spill a little bit.

About chad dylan cooper?
There's nothing to spill.

I heard the first time you two met

He stole your heart.

stole my heart?

What? He did not steal my heart.

- See you later.
- Okay.

"sonny, thanks for the yogurts.

Chad dylan cooper."

I didn't give you any--

Chad dylan cooper
just stole my yogurt.

Oh, my gosh, chad dylan
cooper just stole my yogurt!

But, gilroy,
if you really wanna know,

The truth is...

Chad is in a very
exclusive relationship

With somebody very special to him.

Oh my gosh, what happened to you?
Are you okay?

Not really. I'm--

Yo, baby!

Okay, so enough of this.

Let's get back to
celebrating me, all right?

Whoa. Hey, guys,
I hired you. Whoa.

C-h-a-d!

i>- -

Okay.

At least there's still one
chad standing. Huh? Right?

Tawni, you wanna
weigh in on this one?

There's gonna be a weigh-in?

If I had known that, I wouldn't
have eaten all the cookie dough.

Gilroy, you heard the pact
that tawni and I made.

We're not gonna dish out each other.
We're dish-free boring people.

Just here. Anywhere
else I'm fabulous.

And she's-- she's--

Well, we made a
pact so I can't say.

Well, since you two are
so on the same page,

Looks like I'll need
a third opinion.

Please give it up for
chad dylan cooper!

What's up, y'all?

Hey!

- What are you doing here?
- I'm here promoting my book.

You wrote a book?

No no, I read a book.

What are you two whispering about?

One of your "secret dates"?

I'm just here to
talk about my book.

Actually you're not.
I wanted you both here

So I could get your
reaction to this.

Let's roll the clip.

Do they, sonny?

Do they really?

Look, it was sweet of you
to put that picnic together.

It was way sweet.

But the bad blood
between our two shows

Has run too deep for too long to
be healed by a bowl of egg salad

And even the best of
intentions.

Just because you wish for something

Doesn't make it so.

- Oh, chad dylan--
- shh.

- Whoa!
- Where did you get that?

Didn't know you were
being filmed, huh?

Apparently, someone
at "mackenzie falls"

Doesn't like sonny very much.

So as we say on the show,

Gotcha!

But you got nothing, all right?

That was totally
taken out of context.

That's what I do. If I were to
wait for things to be in context,

I would not have a show.

Still, it seems the two of you

Have a little something something
going on. Care to comment?

Yep, right after this
commercial break.

- We're not taking a break.
- Well, we are. Let's go.

You're leaving me here by myself?

- Yes.
- Yes!

So I don't just do comedy.

I also have other talents.
You wanna see?

Do I have a choice?

Rubber pencil!

That never gets old.

I can't believe gilroy
tried to do that to us.

He's a jerk. I can't believe
I read that book for nothing.

You know, tawni and I
made a pact earlier

That we wouldn't tell
anyone's secrets.

I think that we should
probably do the same thing.

Okay, fine. I didn't read the book.

No, you were talking
about between us.

Gotcha. Yeah,
we don't have secrets.

- Do we?
- I don't know.

Do we?

And then when I was six,

I learned this move.

I didn't win little miss
flexible for nothing.

Well, let's see how flexible
you really are...

Okay. -...'cause we are
gonna stop talking about you

And check in with sonny and chad

On our hidden backstage
"gotcha" cam.

But they're having a
private conversation.

I know. Isn't it awesome?

Come on, admit it. You've
been wanting to get this girl

Since the day she
got to "so random!"

Honestly, what has she
ever done for you?

Why don't you go talk to him?

No no no, I couldn't do that.

Sure you can.
You're tawni hart, remember?

Okay okay, here I go.

I'm back.

I have no idea how to
talk to a normal guy.

Just be yourself.

You're right. Here I go.

I'm back. I can't do it.

I know tonight didn't go the
way we thought it would,

But I just wanted to say that--

That you're proud of me?

--That you should stick
to dating movie stars,

Hotel heirs and princes.

So you must be
thrilled how "gotcha"

Is gonna get sonny now.

Yeah.

Yeah, I couldn't be
more thrilled, gilroy.

I mean, wait a second.
Like us liking each other?

Yeah, I mean, I don't really
want to talk about my feelings

- In front of a live studio audience.
- Right.

Especially feelings we've
never talked about before.

- Yeah. You have feelings?
- Do you have feelings?

I mean, since you're really asking,

And it's just the two of us.

Right, and there's no cameras
this time or anything.

- I really--
- no, listen,

It's what I'm here for.

- You go first.
- No, you go first.

- Okay, same time.
- Yeah.

One...

Two...

I was gonna say that, yeah.

- Chad: Two and a half.
- We could do that.

- Hey!
- You're right, gilroy.

What has sonny done for me
except steal my spotlight?

- Give me back my remote.
- No, it's mine.

No no no, it's time for
tawni talk. Have a seat.

Your camera's over there.

Oh. Hey, america. Hey!

That was so much easier to say

- Than I thought it would be.
- Ah! What was easy?

What did they say?

- I almost had them.
- Gotcha!

Hey, look, rubber pencil.

When we go out there,
we've got-- I have the hiccups.

Pfft!

When we go out there,
we've got each other's backs--

Right. -

What was so easy?
What did they say? - Wait wait!

Where is the pencil? It's my gag.

- I need it.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Chocopoo, which is a combination

Of messing up my line again.

- - yay!

We should make a pact.

When we go out there,
we've got each other's backs.

Right. -

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