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E-e-easy, e-e-e-easy, e-easy, G.

You know what would make this easier?

You not saying, "E-e-easy, e-e-e-easy, G."

Stop.

Hi. You guys made a house of cards.

No, you're saying it wrong.

It's... "Wow, you guys built a house of cards."

It's not a house. It's a fortress.

Earthquake! Take cover!

Everybody into the fortress.

It's my first Los Angeles earthquake,

Which is exciting and terrifying.

This is me screaming in terror.

This is me getting under a table,

which is what you're supposed to do.

Earthquake!

Help me!

Calm down, calm down, calm down, everyone. It wasn't a quake.

The studio is doing some construction.

Aggh, construction! I was just kidding. I'm just kidding.

Finally, they're making some improvements around here.

I guess somebody read the note I put in the demand box.

- You mean the suggestion box? - No.

Yes! They're building a weight room.

Even better, they're building a bait and tackle shop.

Now I don't have to go downtown for my worms.

Not even close. Anybody else wanna guess?

- A guillotine. - You're getting warmer.

If a guillotine is warmer, then I don't wanna guess anymore.

Okay, I'll tell you.

- They're kicking you out of the prop house. - What?

Yeah, see, I took a horrible situation,

I made it into a fun little game.

No, you didn't. You took something horrible and took forever to tell it.

You're right. You're right.

Okay, look, I'll make this next part quick.

And I won't sing it to you like I planned.

No, forget it.

Look, I'm sorry, kids, but you have 24 hours

To pack up your things and leave.

- Are you serious? - This is horrible.

I can't believe you're telling us this.

You're right. I should have sung it. Hit it.

You kids have 24 hours to call it day

24 hours to give it away

Kiss the prop house goodbye.

Boy, tough room.

Off to the races, I'm going places

Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it

This is the big break, and it's calling my name

So far so great, get with it

At least that's how I see it

Having a dream is just the beginning

So far so great, believe it

Can't take away this feeling

Taking a ride with chance on my side

Yeah, I can't wait

So far, so great

So far, so great

Sonny With a Chance S01E15 Tales From the Prop House

Crisis in the prop house Hour 2.

We still don't know why we're getting kicked out or who is behind it.

But we're doing something about it.

We are not taking this lying down.

Well, some of us are.

Let's see them try to take the prop house away from us now.

Hey, people. All right, I spoke to the head of the studio,

And I have good news.

- Really? - What's up?

Yah, good news!

I got you an extra hour.

Now you have 25 hours to say goodbye.

You're just making the bad news an hour longer.

Goodbye, purple cactus.

Goodbye, kitty clock.

Goodbye, rat who lives in the photo booth that nobody ever knew about.

Everybody knew about the rat.

He used up all the film.

Look, I know how much this place means to you,

But I'll get you another prop house,

Probably a smaller prop house, more like a prop closet.

Hey, you want me to sing this?

No!

Marshall, you don't get it.

This is not just a roomful of funny props.

This's where we came up with all of our ideas.

This is the heart and soul of "So Random!"

The kidneys and the liver

And the small intestines of "So Random!"

Okay, we get it. Every great sketch was born in here.

From the womb of "So Random!"

- Okay, seriously. - From the--

I mean, don't you remember?

- The gargoyle sketch. - Yeah.

The gnome sketch? What about the other gnome sketch?

Oh, the other gnome sketch.

Check it out, what does this make you think of?

Check it out, how awesome I was in that sketch.

Check it out, we both were.

Check it out. I'm still at work.

Check it out, me too, and I'm so bored.

Excuse me, would one of you mind hanging up the phone and helping me?

Check it out. I have to go. I have an annoying customer.

Check it out, me too and she's a hippie.

- Check it out dance? - Check it out dance.

They're the best of friends with the worst of 'tudes

They're the check it out girls

and they're checking out for you

Check it out, this is the 10-items-or-less lane.

Check it out, you have too many items.

What do you mean? All I have is one carton of cage-free eggs.

Check it out, one carton has 12 eggs, duh.

Check out my solution.

Check it out, now you have 10 items.

- I'm leaving! - Check it out, hippie's got an attitude.

Check it out, I know, right.

- Hey. - Check it out, less than 10 items.

Check it out, he can count.

Let's check him out. Check it out bun.

Check it out lettuce.

Check it out ham. Check it out cheese.

Check it out tomato. Check it out mustard.

Check it out, I made a sandwich.

Check it out, I don't like mustard.

Check it out, I don't like mayo.

I'm trying to check out here.

Check it out, how could you not like mayo?

Check it out, how could you not like mustard?

Check it out, it's yellow and slimy.

Check it out, better than white and lumpy.

Hello!

Check it out, it's our first fight.

Check it out, I'm sorry.

I'm sorrier.

I'm sorry I ever came into this place!

What in the world?

Check it out!

Just these tissues.

Check it out, he has tissues.

Check it out, he has 132 tissues.

Check it out, that's 122 items too many.

Check it out, you count fast.

Wow, thanks a lot.

You've ruined my wife's birthday present.

- Check it out dance? - Check it out dance.

They're the best of friends with the worst of 'tudes

They're the check it out girls

and they're checking out for you

Check it out!

I loved that sketch.

I love this room.

I love all four of you, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this,

find out who's responsible.

Aww, he loves all four of us.

Wait a minute. There's five of us.

Look, all I know is of the four of us that he loves,

I was the first one to step foot in this prop house.

So you'll be the last one to leave?

No, I'm gonna be the first to leave. See ya.

You might wanna stick around.

Hey, heard you guys got some bad news.

Yeah, can you believe it?

they're taking away our prop house.

Oh, my gosh. I totally know how you feel.

One time I got this sweet new convertible-- 6'.

And?

That was it. I have a new convertible.

Huh? I guess I really don't know how you guys feel.

Chad, it was still sweet of you to stop by and measure--

Wait, what are you guys measuring?

5'10.5", still perfect. Huh? Oh.

Didn't you hear?

This is gonna be the new "Mackenzie Falls" meditation room.

How high do you think the ceiling is?

What?!

I think about 16', give or--

What what what?

You can't take away our prop house.

Apparently we can. It's in the contract.

Let me see that. My dad's a lawyer.

You don't understand a word that's in there, do you?

Let me break it down for you, okay?

Section 4, article 16, it's a little thing I like to call

The-how-to-keep-the-cast-of-the-number-one-show-happy clause.

I'll show you claws!

I'm watching you.

Oh, this is so unfair.

Those guys get everything.

Where will the injustice end?

It will end right here.

Because I can reason with chad.

Chad only understands one tone...

And that's mine.

Chad, it's me-- Sonny.

Look, can we discuss this like real people?

Really?

He's on his way back over here right now.

So what did you wanna discuss?

All right, guys, 'member everything goes,

especially anything funny, okay?

Rubber chickens, pies, girdles,

Anything that explodes, pops, squirts or boings.

You wouldn't know funny if it came

up and exploded, poped, squirted or boinged you in the face.

Start with the gnome. Oh, and that thing with the the pointy red hat

that she's standing next to.

Gnomey is not going anywhere without me!

- Or me. - Or me.

Or me.

Or me, symbolically. I don't do silver.

Handcuffs, wow.

Usually you're linked together by your lack of talent.

Well, now we're linked together to get our prop house back.

We will not move, eat, sleep or drink--

Or shower!

Thought we were trying something new?

Good luck with that plan. We'll see how long you guys can hold out.

I bet one of you already has to go to the bathroom.

For your information, we all went before we started.

- Right, guys? - Right.

- Right. - Right.

I forgot.

Come on, dude, you know you can hold it.

No no no, you know I can't hold it.

That's what inspired...

He's dolphin boy!

Who da mammal!

Okay, here's the plan.

When that girl gets out of class,

You are gonna ask her to the dance.

-Are you nervous? - Nah.

I thought you said you weren't nervous, man.

Of course I am. I mean, look at her.

A girl like that would never go for a guy like me.

I'm half dolphin,

and she's all woman.

Come on, man, at least give it a shot.

- I know you can do this. - You're right, I can.

But I'd better empty myself first.

You done?

Almost.

- Now I'm done. - All right.

Oops! Now I'm done.

Just in time, 'cause here she comes.

Randy, dolphin boy.

Caitlin, I was wondering if you'd like

To go with me to the dance.

Dolphin boy, of course, I'll go to the dance with you.

Who doesn't love dolphins?

- Yes! who da mammal?! - You got a date!

See you Saturday, dolphin boy.

Until then, milady.

When he gets nervous, better bring your mop

He's dolphin boy!

Who da mammal!

I can't take this anymore.

Need water.

Need lip gloss.

Need girlfriend.

I know that has nothing to do with our situation.

It was just something that was on my mind.

This may be my dried-up lips talking,

but maybe we should just quit.

What? No, we can't quit.

We're not quitters. If Chad thinks he can just come in here

And bulldoze all over us,

he's got another think coming.

- I think I've got a plan. - Are we getting our own bulldozer?

Dueling bulldozers-- sunday, sunday, sunday

At the Pomona Autoplex!

Crushing, unstoppable bulldozers,

Be there!

Be quiet!

No, I've got a real plan.

Tawni, can you let me see those blueprints over there?

Blueprints, blueprints, blueprints!

Somebody else needs a girlfriend.

Hold up!

Proceed.

Why didn't you pick that up two hours ago

when I had to go to the bathroom?

- Let's move. - Okay.

Look, Marshall said that we can have any other room

in the building, right?

Well, according to these blueprints,

There's a room right above here.

We are going to be the most annoying neighbors since...

I'm not annoying. You are.

I can't believe we're seeing "Princess in the City Goes Shopping"

Yeah, and neither can I. Next time I get to pick the movie.

- - Shh! It's starting.

Just in time.

You have got to be kidding me.

- - Hello.

No, I'm not doing anything.

How are you?

No!

You're kidding me!

No no!

You are so funny.

There is no talking in the movie theater.

Honey, calm down. Indoor voice.

Now she's chewing.

Celery? Really?

Could she possibly eat a louder food?

No, but apparently she can play the tuba.

Are you going to complain through the entire film?

She's playing the tuba.

Are you kidding me? That was totally in!

This is just wrong.

You're right. The ball was clearly in.

Thank goodness she's gone. I was gonna say something.

Well, maybe now you can enjoy the movie.

Tell me she is not two rows behind us performing dentistry.

Oh, she is!

She is two rows behind us performing dentistry.

Rinse.

Now spit.

Oh, that's it!

Excuse me. I'm the manager.

Good, finally.

I've had a lot of complaints about you two talking during the movie.

I'm gonna need to ask you to leave.

See, I told you to be quiet.

This is an outrage! Ridiculous!

Shh! Jeez, people can be so annoying.

- Mmm. Ah. - Now this may hurt a little bit.

Oh. what?

I'm not annoying. You are.

Okay, Operation Annoying Neighbor is now underway.

Guys, if we can be half as annoying as Zora was in that sketch,

We will be back in the prop house in no time.

Okay, prop house on three. Ready?

One, two, three, prop house!

Guys, it's this way.

- Oh. - I-- I got confused.

Go go.

All right, everybody, breathe in.

Om, what a great show we have.

Om, what great actors we are.

Om, don't mind me.

I'm just here to pick up a prop I left behind.

Om, just hurry up.

This is our place now.

Om, I can't find it.

Has anyone seen a little antenna that you can wear on your head

If you wanna look like a bee?

Om, I look really cute in it.

Guys, just ignore her.

Let's just focus on our breathing.

What is that noise? Okay, which one of you has bronchitis?

No no no, that's not breathing.

That's just the sound of Zora sawing through the floor.

- Our floor? - No no, our floor. Your ceiling.

You may wanna wear this.

What are you doing?

Well, Marshall said that we could have any other room that we wanted

So we picked that one.

Hey, neighbor.

But we all felt it was missing something,

So we decided to put in a multipurpose hole.

Now we have a garbage disposal.

Hey! Whoa! You can't throw things like that.

- And a shoe closet. - Whoa! Hey, yo!

Hey, quit it! Stop it!

- And a bowling alley. - Don't. Don't.

Hey! Hey, stop it.

Ah! That's dangerous! I am not leaving!

- And a toilet. - Oh! Okay, enough.

Okay, I know what you're trying to do.

You might have scared everyone else off,

but it's not gonna work on me.

Okay, this is my meditation room,

And I will be serene!

Om, I'm finally alone now.

Om...

I'm never giving back this prop house.

Om, something on my leg.

Something on my leg. That's a rat. That's a rat!

So I meditated on it.

And I think this place means more to you than it does to me,

so see ya.

You guys, he's out. We did it.

Actually, the rat did it.

Yeah, but we annoyed Chad into the arms of a rat,

Which basically means we did it.

Good news, kids--

Kid.

I called Nico's dad.

I think we may have found a loophole in that contract.

We really should get that hole fixed.

Yeah, when did we get that?

Hey. Knock knock.

Who cares?

Look, "Randoms," okay, I know you're mad,

And I'll be honest--

I didn't realize how much this place really meant to you

And I may have gotten a little carried away,

So I got you each a little something to say I'm sorry.

Whoo! A bedazzled lip-gloss case for my bedazzling lips.

Aww, sweet! A nightlight for my sarcophagus.

Now I can see what's been crawling on my leg.

And for you.

Wow, it's a signed picture...

Of you.

Yeah, but look at how it's signed.

"To my biggest fan, I'm sorry. TV's Chad Dylan Cooper."

Aww, I'm touched. That's so sweet, Chad.

But what did you get Nico and Grady?

Oh, that was easy. I let 'em take a ride on the forklift.

You let them do what on the who now?!

Oh, man. This isn't "Mackenzie Falls."

Who cares?! We just knocked down a whole wall!

Sunday sunday! Ah!

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