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Some dogs beg. Some dogs bark
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This one saves the day with farts
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It's time for another adventure with Gassie,
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the Toot'n Pooch
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Okay, sir. Bye now. Oh, no!
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Well, the mayor, he's coming over for dinner
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and he wants to eat beef stroganoff!
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I don't know how to make beef Stroganoff!
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Well, don't look at me.
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I can't even pronounce "Brif Stroganoff".
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Well, what am I gonna do?
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Get one pound of top sirloin.
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Six tablespoons of butter.
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One third cup of chopped scallions.
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But I can substitute onions.
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One-half a pound of Criminy mushrooms.
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Salt and pepper to taste.
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Noodles? Well, what kind, Gassie?
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How wide is extra wide, Gassie.
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Come on! Hurry up, the mayor is on his way.
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Arlo, as mayor
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I hereby declare this to be the best beef stroganoff
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this side of the town I'm the mayor of.
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Thanks, Gassie. I couldn't have done it without you.
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What's that, Gassie? I don't understand.
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Well, if it wasn't you then who-- Granny!
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Not me!
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Oh, that was me. Beef stroganoff makes me gassy.
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Mayor!
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This has been another adventure of Gassie, the wonder dog.
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Off to the races, I'm going places
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Might be a long shot, not gonna waste it
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This is the big break, and it's calling my name
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So far so great, get with it
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At least that's how I see it
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Having a dream is just the beginning
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So far so great, believe it
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Can't take away this feeling
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Taking a ride with chance on my side
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Yeah, I can't wait
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So far, so great
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So far, so great
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Sonny With a Chance S01E13 Battle of The Networks' Stars
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Guys, I have a confession to make.
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I asked for a water cup, and I filled it up with soda.
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And... you're not Nico, Grady, or Tawni.
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I was-- I was kidding about the soda.
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Guys, the weirdest thing just happened to me...
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and it's happening again.
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Oh, no!
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It's that dream where I end up on TV
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wearing nothing but a hat.
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Aw, hey what is up, Nico. My man, my man.
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You were great in that Gassie sketch. Just Funny!
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I'm standing right next to you.
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No, no you're not.
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You're right over there sitting next to me, and there.
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Dude! This means our time machine has worked!
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That wasn't a time machine. It was a clock!
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And that ain't you, and that's not me,
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and those aren't Sonny's, and those aren't--
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Then who the heck are you people?!
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Now that's definitely Tawni.
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What is going on in here?
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Uh, Sonny.
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Are we in your stupid hat dream?
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I have no idea what's going on!
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Okay, first up will be Group One for So Random.
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Chad, what is all this?
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I should've known that you were behind it.
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Why are you dressed like a paperboy?
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I'm casting a TV movie about my life.
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Chad Dylan Cooper
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The Chad Dylan Cooper Story
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A Chad Dylan Cooper production.
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I need look-a-likes
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to play the losers from So Random.
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No offense. Group One losers, You're up next.
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Wait. You're auditioning people to play us?
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When you got the actual losers right here.
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Hey, we're not losers.
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I am your father.
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Give me that! That's my megaphone!
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Group One, let's go!
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No, no, no. Group One, don't move!
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Can you believe this guy? We should be playing us.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fine, fine, fine. You're all hired.
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Movie!
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Except for Sonny.
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What?
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You have to audition.
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And I have to condition. I'm in a movie.
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Toodles!
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She's right. We're movie stars now!
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Yeah. That's got to be worth something.
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I shouldn't have to audition! Why do I have to audition?
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'Cause apparently you're difficult to work with.
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Look, I don't have to prove to anybody, least of all you
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that I'm the best Sonny Munroe to play Sonny Munroe.
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Do you want the part or not?
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Okay, state your name and the part you're here to read for.
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Sonny Munroe reading for the part of Sonny Munroe.
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There's that attitude again.
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-What?! -And Action!
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Hi, you must be Sonny, I'm Chad.
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Oh, my gosh! You're Chad Dylan Cooper.
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Possible the greatest actor of our generation,
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are you kidding me with this!?
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Sonny, I am giving you a chance here, okay.
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Just read the lines. Let's uh...
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let's jump ahead to where Sonny enters
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and punches my co-star
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and action!
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I never punched your co-star.
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Diva!
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Are you kidding me? I'm so not a diva!
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Really, Sonny? Really?
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You know what? This is rediculous.
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I'm out of here.
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-Fine! -Fine!
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-Good! -Good!
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And good luck trying to find a better me than me
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because nobody knows me the way that I know me.
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Oh, my Gosh! Selena Gomez!
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Can I get your autograph? Here,
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sign this lousy script!
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Hey, Chad. I got your text
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and yes I'll play the part of Sonny.
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What?
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Personally, I think the character's kind of dull,
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but I'll liven her up.
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And you are?
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The dull girl that you need to liven up.
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Awkward!
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Can I help you?
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No, no, no. Carry On.
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Not a very good dancer.
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What are you doing?
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And why are you saying things about me into a recorder?
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Well, if I'm going to play you,
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then I want to play you honestly and realistically.
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Flat hair.
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My hair is not flat.
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Defensive about hair.
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Uh, would you stop?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I know it's weird,
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but I really like to get into my characters.
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Oh, I know how you feel.
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One time, I played a dog in a sketch,
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I got so into my character,
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I-I dug a hole in the backyard,
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and then I ate my homework.
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Oh, and then I bit the mailman.
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Well, I guess if someone has to play me,
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I'm glad it's Selena Gomez.
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Oh, thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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If there's anything you want to know about me just ask.
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I just want to know... are you mad at me
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because I got the part and you didn't?
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Wow, what?
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Girl, no, no!
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Voice gets high when in denial.
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What? I am not--
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I am not in denial.
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Okay, look. You don't know Chad.
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He's just so annoying and this is so typical of him.
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He just wants to push my buttons.
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Has buttons.
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This is the funny part.
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It turns out it wasn't actually a time machine.
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It was just a clock.
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Dude! I told you never to lead with the time machine!
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Oh, I'm sorry. What was I thinking?
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Guys like us could never
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get girls like that.
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See you ladies tonight.
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Dang! Fake Nico and Fake Grady got game!
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What do they have that we don't have?
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I don't know. Maybe if we hung out with them,
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we could figure out how to be better versions of ourselves.
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Let's go over there and ask.
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Aaahhh! We just got rejected by the fake Tawnis.
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If we got rejected by ourselves,
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I don't... I don't know what I'd do.
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I'm very fragile right now.
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Well, pull it together, man!
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Oh, this is unbelievable.
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He looks just like you.
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I mean I'm a little more fly, but hey.
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-Hey. -Hey.
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Hola, mis guapo amigos.
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Didn't see that coming.
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So, uh, if we hang out with you guys,
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will you give some tips on how to talk to the ladies?
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Yeah.
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Sure!
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Si!
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I speak Spanish. All Right. Cool!
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All right, we're about to do the scene
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where you barge into the set of "MacKenzie Falls"
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Now when this really happened,
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do you remember how you felt?
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probably mad because I'm always mad
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when I have to go see Chad.
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Right!
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but really you're mad at yourself
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because of how much you like him.
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Right.
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What!?
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I don't like Chad!
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I mean I don't like Chad.
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Sure you do. It's right here in the script.
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Wha--Give me that!
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All it says is "Fine! Fine! Good! Good! Fine! Fine!
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It's not what the lines say.
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It's what's between the lines.
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There is nothing between those lines. Trust me.
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Hear this, I am not in denial, okay?
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Which, I know, makes it sound like I am in denial,
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but I'm not. So, uh...
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We're good! Here you go.
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Okay, people. Here we go. "Chad Dylan Cooper:
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The Chad Dylan Cooper Story
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"Sonny barges onto Mack Falls set".
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Take One!
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Miss Gomez, on your mark, if you please.
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Thank you! No extras on set.
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Okay, people. I want to see
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real energy and real emotion... And action
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Look, Portlyn, summer's almost over.
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And once fall goes back to the falls.
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I need to be free. Shh!
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Time for talking's over.
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What's the matter with you?
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What's the matter with me? What the matter with-- Wait,
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those words didn't come out of your mouth.
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You've got great legs, Portlyn.
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Let's see how they move.
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Uh!... Hey, I never punched her!
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Shh!
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What do you think you're doing.
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You can't just barge in here and interrupt Chad Dylan Cooper
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when he's in the middle of making "MacKenzie Falls" magic.
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I think I've made my point!
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-Good! -Good!
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-Fine! -Fine!
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-Good! -Woah!
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Cut! Cut! Cut it out!
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I can't believe you kissed Chad!
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Where in the script does it say that "Sonny Kisses Chad"?
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It's not in the script. I told you.
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I want to play your character honestly.
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Okay, and you honestly think that I would kiss him.
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Yes, I do.
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Uh, well, I would never kiss him.
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In that scene.
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No! Not anywhere!
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Not in that scene, not in a dream, not in a car,
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not near, not far, not here,
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not there, not anywhere.
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I'm rhyming, aren't I?
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See, I do that when I don't want to kiss somebody.
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Really, Sonny? Really?
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Now, you sound like Chad!
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Well, that line is in the script. Page 18, 22,
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and twice on 39.
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Well, he does say that a lot.
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Well, maybe it's because he has the same issues you do.
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Wha--Pff--Wha--What are you?
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Some kind of expert on how people feel about each other?
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With some sort of--some sort of relationship...
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what's the word... Wizard!
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Yes! You like to sprinkle your wizardy relationship
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dust all over people you think you know,
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but you don't.
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No! You don't!
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So, you know what I say?
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I say good day, wizard. I said good day!
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Thinks I'm actually a wizard.
284
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Wow, what's up with her?
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Oh, I think she's upset because of how much you like her.
286
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Oh, right, right.
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What? What? No, I don't like... I don't like Sonny.
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Where'd you get that idea?
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You know Chad?
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You and Sonny might be good at playing characters,
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but you're terrible at playing yourselves.
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Hey, you know for your information.
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A hundred seventy-two people auditioned for
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the part of Chad Dylan Cooper,
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but I hired me, baby.
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We Rock.
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El Maximo!
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Hey, we learned how to pick up girls
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and rock out all in the same short period of time.
300
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Hey, we're going to go try our luck
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with some Fake Tawni's in the cafeteria.
302
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You guys want to come?
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Estoy muy cansado.
304
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Later, man.
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I love those guys.
306
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Oh, good. You guys are here.
307
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You can run these lines with me.
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Glado.
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Wait, what is up with him?
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How should I know? You need information, you call 411.
311
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You need a man, I'm right here.
312
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Are you hitting on me?
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Well, yes I am. Let me tell you something about myself.
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My favorite color is blonde.
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She digs me.
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Eh. I'm in the mood for a burger.
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Hey! Where'd we go?
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Oh, I forgot something.
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Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
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What did I do?
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Abracadabra!
322
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Oh, what is this, now?
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Well. How do you like me playing you.
324
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Look at me I'm Selena Gomes.
325
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I'm the relationship wizard.
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I know everything. Edgebono Utusis!
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Oh, Check it out. I'm Sonny from Wisconsin.
328
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I'm just an exploding ball of sunshine.
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Check It Out! Check It Out! Check It Out!
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Look at me! I'm Selena. I went to acting school
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so I could learn how to do this: Cashmerus Appearus!
332
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Yeah, it's an invisible wand!
333
00:15:23,553 --> 00:15:25,632
Well, look at me! I'm Sonny.
334
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I'm ticking off the person who's playing me in a movie,
335
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and maybe I shouldn't because she can make me look really bad.
336
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Well, look at me. I'm Selena...
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and I would never do that to Sonny, girl.
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Hey, Selena.
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Hey... Scary Potter.
340
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Oh, don't mind me ladies, okay?
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I'm just here to get a fresh beret and a recharged megaphone.
342
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Meet you on the set.
343
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I don't know what you see in that guy.
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What? Are you kidding me?
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I don't see anything in that guy.
346
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And I wish you would stop insisting that I do.
347
00:16:00,362 --> 00:16:01,851
Well, if you thinking I'm playing it wrong,
348
00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:03,222
then maybe you should just show me.
349
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Fine! I will.
350
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Fine! You're hired.
351
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-Fine! -Good!
352
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-Good! -Fine!
353
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Fine! Great! Now we're doing it.
354
00:16:12,225 --> 00:16:13,454
So I says to him,
355
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"That's not a cue ball, that's a gobonzo bean."
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Oh, cake. I love cake.
357
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My mother, she used to run a bakery.
358
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-Hey! -Hey!
359
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We have a bone to pick with you.
360
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Dude! Apologize to Tawni right now!
361
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I'm sorry... I'm sorry you don't think
362
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you're woman enough to handle all this.
363
00:16:41,778 --> 00:16:45,328
Stop hitting on our Tanwni! She is way out of our league.
364
00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:47,385
Yeah, That nonsense might work on the fake Tawnis,
365
00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:48,826
but not on the real deal.
366
00:16:49,236 --> 00:16:54,466
Thank You, Nico!... You are the real Nico, right?
367
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,064
Uh... How does that prove I'm the real Nico.
368
00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,822
You guys need to leave.
369
00:17:00,072 --> 00:17:02,582
Yeah? I'd like to see you make us.
370
00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:05,434
Hey, powerfist!
371
00:17:05,956 --> 00:17:06,966
You stink!
372
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:19,809
I've always wanted to see you two get pummled by a gladiator.
373
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,965
I mean, I'm glad it's them and not you.
374
00:17:25,488 --> 00:17:27,267
I'll never understand how jerks like them
375
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:28,397
can get girls like fake Tawnis.
376
00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:30,097
but Jerks like us don't.
377
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,632
Oh, I bet you are looking for the ot--
378
00:17:33,541 --> 00:17:37,161
Aah! They think we are the other ones.
379
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:40,951
Hola!
380
00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:47,932
Wow, Sonny. Funny, funny, little Sonny.
381
00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:49,954
Who knew when you left your little comedy show,
382
00:17:50,127 --> 00:17:52,327
you'd be falling hard for the King Of Drama.
383
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,753
Aw, Chad. Dreamy, dreamy, Chad.
384
00:17:56,971 --> 00:17:59,040
Of all the eyes in Hollywood,
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00:17:58,957 --> 00:18:00,647
I had to stare into yours.
386
00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:03,459
Cut! That's not how it happened!
387
00:18:04,409 --> 00:18:06,288
What are you doing here? Get off my set.
388
00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:07,593
We're trying to make a movie here.
389
00:18:07,538 --> 00:18:08,768
Oh, it's okay. I hired her.
390
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,136
You... for what?
391
00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:11,833
Oh, I'm her Sonny consultant.
392
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,580
Now, Selena, I think you're playing it wrong.
393
00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:16,037
Just remember when he's staring into your eyes,
394
00:18:15,937 --> 00:18:18,787
he's really looking at his reflection in your eyes.
395
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,457
Oh, and you hate him. Okay.
396
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,190
Action!
397
00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:24,752
What? Hey. I say Action!
398
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,249
Well, I say it better. Now, Action!
399
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,266
-Action! -Action!
400
00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:29,982
Oh, would you just do the stupid scene?
401
00:18:36,122 --> 00:18:37,391
Oh, Sonny.
402
00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:41,171
Try to stop yourself from falling in love with me. I beg you.
403
00:18:41,765 --> 00:18:44,424
I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream
404
00:18:44,319 --> 00:18:46,879
and meeting you is the biggest dream of all.
405
00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:48,415
Okay, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut!
406
00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:49,218
Again, really?
407
00:18:49,185 --> 00:18:50,355
It's OK, Chad. She's helping me out.
408
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,981
Okay, Selena. Remeber
409
00:18:51,939 --> 00:18:53,918
Your biggest dream is to be on So Random.
410
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,660
Chad is just the monster that wakes you up.
411
00:18:56,979 --> 00:18:58,929
Oh and remember that you hate him.
412
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:03,104
You just really, really hate him. Action!
413
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:06,949
Sonny--
414
00:19:07,085 --> 00:19:08,434
Oh, and one more thing.
415
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,240
He's the worst actor of our generation.
416
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:10,817
Burt!
417
00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:13,526
Cut! Cut! Stop the lying!
418
00:19:13,459 --> 00:19:14,468
You stop the lying!
419
00:19:14,428 --> 00:19:15,108
You stop the lying!
420
00:19:15,244 --> 00:19:17,694
Stop! Stop being... Stop. Just stop it!
421
00:19:18,728 --> 00:19:21,318
Gosh, I was wrong. You two should never be together.
422
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,737
Finally. I've been trying to tell her that all day.
423
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:24,611
You've been trying to tell her that?
424
00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:25,933
I've been trying to tell her that too!
425
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,340
Well, I told her first.
426
00:19:27,462 --> 00:19:30,602
She thinks she some sort of relationship wizard.
427
00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:33,966
Yeah. Look at her with her little wizardy magic beans, okay.
428
00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:34,664
Who does she think she is
429
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,031
to tell us that we can't like each other
430
00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:37,925
If I want to like you, I will.
431
00:19:37,848 --> 00:19:40,807
Yeah. And if I want to like you, I will.
432
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:43,368
Yeah. If I want to think you have pretty hair, I will.
433
00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:47,071
If I want to think that you have sparkly eyes, then I will
434
00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:49,064
Yeah, so take that, Selena!
435
00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:51,085
In your face, Gomez!
436
00:19:51,007 --> 00:19:52,077
Mmm.
437
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:58,123
Wow. Yes. You guys got me,
438
00:19:57,966 --> 00:20:00,206
there's nothing going on here at all.
439
00:20:01,795 --> 00:20:06,035
You two are... perfect for each other. I'm out of here!
440
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,120
Wait! Wait! So, you're leaving my movie?
441
00:20:08,245 --> 00:20:09,675
Ha, I don't need this.
442
00:20:09,627 --> 00:20:11,537
I was in Camp Hip-Hop!
443
00:20:13,774 --> 00:20:17,244
Okay. Bye, Selena. It was nice working with you!
444
00:20:17,776 --> 00:20:22,776
Aw, she seems nice. I should call her.
445
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,640
Why? Are you going to become BFF's with Selena Gomez?
446
00:20:27,912 --> 00:20:29,132
It could happen.
447
00:20:30,216 --> 00:20:33,056
So... you really think I have pretty hair?
448
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:37,245
Mmm... You really think I have sparky eyes?
449
00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:40,431
Mmm... Well, one of them is.
450
00:20:41,081 --> 00:20:44,040
So... you want to be in my movie.
451
00:20:43,922 --> 00:20:45,462
I kind of need a Sonny.
452
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:47,853
-Fine. -Fine.
453
00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:48,990
-Good. -Good.
454
00:20:48,942 --> 00:20:49,692
Fine.
455
00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,884
Fine. I'll set you up an audition. Nine o'clock?
456
00:20:52,483 --> 00:20:54,863
Really, Chad? Really?
457
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,300
FIne. You got the part.
458
00:21:00,028 --> 00:21:01,637
Hey, my movie's on, my movie's on.
459
00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:02,203
Aren't you going to watch it?
460
00:21:02,274 --> 00:21:04,073
Shh, there's something better on.
461
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:04,740
We now return to
462
00:21:04,712 --> 00:21:06,532
Camp Hip-Hop starring Selena Gomez.
463
00:21:07,706 --> 00:21:09,956
Hey, Mom. How do you know I can't dance?
464
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,707
You gotta see my moves.
465
00:21:22,008 --> 00:21:25,468
You've got to send me to Camp Hip-Hop. It's my dream.
466
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,670
Oh, this is better than my movie.
467
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:43,270
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