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E to fasty's.
what can i get for you?
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Hi, um...
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- i think i'll have
a cheeseburger. - cheeseburger!
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Hey, what's the big idea?
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Well, most places only
offer kind of fast food.
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But here at fasty's,
we specialize
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In really really
really fast food.
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Yeah, i can see that.
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Anything else for ya?
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No, thanks.
i don't feel like
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Being hit
with chicken bits.
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Chicken bits!
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- hi.
- welcome to fasty's.
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- may i take your order?
- oooo-kay!
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- can i just get a...
- a...
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- ssss...
- ssss...
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- salad with dressing
on the side? - salad!
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With dressing
on the side!
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Well, now that's
just too fast.
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- ( chuckles )
- good thing i didn't order soda!
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Soda!
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- i sss-said!
- ice!
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This is really
really really not cool.
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If you think i'm paying
for this, you're nuts
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Nuts!
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- i'm not paying for
those nuts either! - nuts!
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Hurry back!
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Hi, i was here
two seconds ago.
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You pelted me
with chicken bits.
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( gasps )
chicken bits!
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I would like to speak
to the manager!
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- manager!
- i'm mitchell the manager.
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What seems to be
the problem?
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Did you ever stop to think
that maybe your restaurant
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- is just a little too fast?
- i'm-- i'm really sorry.
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- let me make it
up to you... - thank you.
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With a year's worth
of fasty's fast fries.
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- fast fries!
- no!
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What, no ketchup?
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( gasps )
ketchup!
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Come again!
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- ( rings )
- ( screams )
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♪ off to the races,
i'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big break
and it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
get with it ♪
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♪ at least that's
how i see it ♪
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♪ having a dream
is just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great,
believe it ♪
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♪ can't take away
this feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ride
with chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, i can't wait ♪
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♪ so far,
so great ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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( vocalizing )
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♪ yaooww! ♪
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All right, now i'm only
gonna say this once.
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I got split pea,
beef barley,
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Cream tomato, comes with
cracker and a salad,
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No substitutions.
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Hey, does this fat suit
make me look fat?
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You're in a fat suit?
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Ha ha. see, i was gonna tell
you how great you did
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In that fast food sketch,
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But now i don't think
i'm going to.
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you just did.
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Darn my niceness.
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Don't blame yourself.
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It's hard not
to compliment me.
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I'm sorry, sweetie, i couldn't
hear you over that robe.
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Sorry, i really like
playing this character.
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You're playing
a character?
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Once again, ha ha.
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now if anyone needs me
before rehearsal,
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I'll be in the cafeteria
getting some frozen yogurt.
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- oh, wait, i need you.
- really?
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Yes... to get me yogurt.
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Something non-dairy
and pink.
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You know i'm not actually
a waitress, right?
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We'll see.
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Hey, everybody!
new girl's making a fro-yo run.
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- ooh! i'll take strawberry.
- cookies and cream.
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Peanut butter.
you know, and if they don't have peanut butter,
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Grab me a burrito.
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- oh, i'm in for
a burrito too. - ooh!
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Uh, i need
12 aa batteries.
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Okay, let me see
if i got this.
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I got one non-mooey pink,
one straw, one creamy cup,
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One pb/'rrito,
one 'rrito walking and 12 aas?
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See?
you are a waitress.
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- and instead of yogurt,
i actually would like-- - no substitutions.
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Excuse me, miss, when you're
done with that order,
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I'm gonna need
an extra large chocolate.
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Oh, i don't work here.
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Oh, my gosh.
i know you.
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You're-- you're--
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Him?
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Chad dylan cooper.
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You're mackenzie
on "mackenzie falls."
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- and apparently,
you're madge. - yes! no.
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No. madge is my
waitress character.
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And all this
belongs to madge too.
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- hi, i'm sonny.
- sonny, that's a nice name.
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Oh, thank you.
you know, when i was younger
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I really didn't like it,
but now it kind of suits me.
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- i mean, i have this one
friend and her name is-- - here you go.
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- see you later.
- 'kay.
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"sonny,
thanks for the yogurts.
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Chad dylan cooper."
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Hey, i-- i didn't
give you any--
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Chad dylan cooper
just stole my yogurt!
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Oh, my gosh!
chad dylan cooper just stole my yogurt!
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( grunting )
oh! i'm too quick.
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Bow-chick-a-wow-wow!
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- ( grunting )
- sorry i'm late.
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Here you go.
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- my yogurt's melted.
- my burrito's cold.
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These are aaas.
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And i didn't
order sprinkles.
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Oh, yeah, those
aren't sprinkles.
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Sorry. i kind of dropped it
in the parking lot.
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My bad.
but you'll totally forgive me
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Once i tell you
who i just met.
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- chad dylan cooper.
- ( gasping )
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I know!
chad dylan cooper!
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- ( gasping )
- sonny!
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This three-name dufus
is the enemy.
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We do not
associate with him
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Or anybody
on "mackenzie falls."
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And now we have melted
yogurt and cold burritos
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Because of-- i can't
even say his name.
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Uh, well, no, we have
melted yogurt because i had to walk so far
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From where i parked
the golf cart.
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- you took the golf cart?
- say it ain't so.
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Yeah, it was right
out front so i figured i'd take it for a spin.
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- say it ain't so!
- easy, z.
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- easy.
- when you came back whose cart was in our space?
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Well... it was, uh--
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All:
whose cart?!
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( all gasp )
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What's the big deal?
they'll move their cart later
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And we'll get
our space back.
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You are so naive.
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They'll never
move their cart.
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Our cart was parked there
for two years.
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It's just
a parking space.
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This isn't about
a parking space.
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This is about
something bigger.
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This is about
"mackenzie falls" thinking
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they're so much
better than us
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Just because they're
"real actors" on a drama
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And we're just...
"funny."
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And they're all
high and mighty with their perfect skin
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And fancy clothes
and windswept hair.
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I mean, i have
all those things
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And they still
look down on me.
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Oh, come on, guys,
it can't be that bad.
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Tell her, nico.
tell her what she needs to hear.
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nico:
it was two years ago.
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"mackenzie falls" beat us
out for the prestigious
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Tween choice award.
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And if that wasn't
crushing enough,
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Afterwards, there was...
the interview.
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( harp strums )
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You know, a lot of people would
say that it's "so random"
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That we won this award.
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but it's not "so random."
it's never "so random."
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Because "mackenzie falls" rules.
thank you, tweens.
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But we showed them.
we took their parking spot.
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And stole their
tween choice award
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Which we now use
as a toilet paper holder.
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( cackling )
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Look, you guys,
i know i'm the new girl...
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- bored already.
- and i can see how upset you all are.
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But aren't you guys
tired of the fighting?
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I mean, isn't it time
to bury the hatchet?
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A hatchet!
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That's what we need!
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No, zora, it's time
end the feud.
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That's what
the hatchet's for.
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Look, back in wisconsin,
my school had a rivalry
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With the snooty
prep school.
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yeah, they thought
they were better than us.
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And after a while,
we even started to believe it.
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Until finally
i said, "enough."
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And you know
what i did about it?
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Well, i'll tell you
what i did about it.
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I organized
a peace picnic.
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And there were games and food
and by the end of the day
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Enemies became friends
and we all felt better about ourselves.
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If i ran myself over
with a golf cart,
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It would still be less
painful than that story.
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I found a hatchet!
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Guys, come on.
let the peace picnic
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Work its magic.
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And trust me,
there is no problem my egg salad can't solve.
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Tell that
to chad dylan cooper.
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( gasps )
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What, suddenly, we're not
doing that anymore?
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Okay, now i don't
mean to brag,
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But this has the makings
of being the best peace picnic
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In the history
of peace picnics.
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Now, grady,
if you don't mind,
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Please place the peace offering
on the podium of peace.
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Now, grady,
if you don't mind,
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Please remove the toilet paper
from the peace offering.
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Perfect.
okay, now our guests will be here any minute.
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So let's take a seat
and let the peace begin.
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- nico: oh! i can't move!
- grady: i'm stuck.
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( grunts )
dude, we've been glued to our chairs.
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- "mackenzie falls" did this!
- at least we still have their statue.
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Oh-ho-ho!
peace out, suckas!
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- no! no!
- ( chad cackling )
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Well, at least we
still have our dignity?
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( ripping )
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Ewww.
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( grunting )
no!
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- at least we still have--
- nothing!
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Morning, everybody.
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I hope you're not
still mad at me.
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Ha! it works!
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My cold cut catapult works!
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Okay.
ham on my face.
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I suppose i deserve that.
226
00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:43,873
But you guys know
what you deserve?
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Home baked cranberry muffins
fresh from-- grady's butt?
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is that grady's butt?
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It is, indeed.
thanks to your stupid peace picnic,
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His butt is all
over the internet.
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Two million hits.
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00:10:55,747 --> 00:10:55,780
Well, you know
what they say...
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There's no such thing
as bad "butt-blicity."
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Am i right?
am i right?
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( laughing )
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00:11:08,671 --> 00:11:08,703
I see it also works
with cheese.
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( sighs )
guys, come on.
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Hasn't she
suffered enough?
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( laughing )
yeah, i didn't think so either.
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Check this out.
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- is that me?
- oh, yes.
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Over and over
and over again?
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grady:
oh, you know what they say?
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00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,066
There's no such thing
as bad "egg-salad-blicity."
245
00:11:33,008 --> 00:11:34,708
( mocking )
am i right? am i right?
246
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:39,083
Okay, that's it.
now it's personal.
247
00:11:38,955 --> 00:11:42,224
I promise i'm going
over to "mackenzie falls" and i'm not coming back...
248
00:11:42,138 --> 00:11:46,608
- yay!
- ...without our parking space,
249
00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:46,510
Our lunch table
and our dignity.
250
00:11:51,976 --> 00:11:52,008
Not today.
251
00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:57,585
Look, portlyn,
summer's almost over.
252
00:11:57,505 --> 00:11:58,705
And once fall
comes back to the falls,
253
00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:01,930
I need to be free.
254
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,814
- but--
- shh. time for talking is over.
255
00:12:04,739 --> 00:12:06,572
- what's the matter with you?
- what's the matter with me?
256
00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:09,107
What's the matter with--
257
00:12:09,047 --> 00:12:11,949
Those words didn't
come out of your mouth.
258
00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:11,908
man:
cut!
259
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,235
We're sort of in the middle
of a shoot here.
260
00:12:16,184 --> 00:12:22,122
And now you're
sort of taking a break.
261
00:12:21,938 --> 00:12:21,970
Portlyn, you got great legs.
let's see how they move.
262
00:12:26,889 --> 00:12:26,921
Okay, well,
stay sad, sweetie.
263
00:12:29,204 --> 00:12:31,372
- what is your problem?
- what's my problem?
264
00:12:31,325 --> 00:12:34,127
My problem is that
everything my friends--
265
00:12:34,059 --> 00:12:37,061
And tawni-- told me
about you guys was true.
266
00:12:36,984 --> 00:12:38,150
You "mackenzie falls"
people are jerks.
267
00:12:38,141 --> 00:12:40,943
And you're like
the head jerk.
268
00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:43,042
You're like the--
like the mayor of jerksville.
269
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,230
The head ambassador
of jerko-slavakia.
270
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,115
You saw
the egg salad video.
271
00:12:47,078 --> 00:12:49,146
Yeah. i also direct.
272
00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:52,340
We were trying
to make peace.
273
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:53,388
( scoffs )
please, you were trying to trap us.
274
00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:55,414
Trap you?
275
00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:57,207
You've obviously been
watching your show too much.
276
00:12:57,173 --> 00:13:00,508
You know, not everything
is cutthroat and gossipy.
277
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:03,623
Sometimes people do
things because they're trying to be nice.
278
00:13:03,539 --> 00:13:03,571
Do they, sonny?
279
00:13:05,629 --> 00:13:05,661
Do they really?
280
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:10,251
Look, it was sweet of you to
put that picnic together.
281
00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:12,394
It was way sweet.
282
00:13:12,348 --> 00:13:13,648
But the bad blood
between our two shows
283
00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:15,202
Has run too deep
for too long
284
00:13:15,177 --> 00:13:17,978
To be healed by
a bowl of egg salad
285
00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:17,943
And even the best
of intentions.
286
00:13:20,096 --> 00:13:21,964
Just because
you wish for something
287
00:13:21,928 --> 00:13:25,730
Doesn't make it so.
288
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:25,658
- oh, chad dylan--
- shh.
289
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,624
Time for talking is over.
290
00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,946
I must go.
291
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:37,832
So run.
run back to your show.
292
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:37,682
Put your sweet little
dreams of peace to bed.
293
00:13:39,545 --> 00:13:48,386
( sighs )
294
00:13:48,097 --> 00:13:48,129
What just happened?
295
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:53,008
There she is.
296
00:13:52,951 --> 00:13:55,419
Hey, guys.
where have you been?
297
00:13:55,363 --> 00:13:56,830
Where have we been?
where have you bn?
298
00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:57,877
I asked you first.
299
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:02,507
What happened with chad?
300
00:14:02,371 --> 00:14:05,006
- well, see, i went
over there... - ( whirring loudly )
301
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:08,846
( inaudible )
302
00:14:08,736 --> 00:14:17,511
- ( whirring stops )
- and that's why everything is okay.
303
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:17,256
- did you get back our stuff?
- ( whirring loudly )
304
00:14:20,439 --> 00:14:20,472
Stop blowing
and start talking.
305
00:14:23,719 --> 00:14:25,886
- well, interesting story--
- did it go something like this?
306
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:30,977
"bla bla bla...
peace picnic!
307
00:14:30,823 --> 00:14:30,855
Bla bla bla...
i got nothing."
308
00:14:32,366 --> 00:14:35,568
Okay, first of all,
that sounds nothing like me.
309
00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:37,452
- and secondly,
i did get something. - really? what?
310
00:14:37,414 --> 00:14:39,381
I got an agreement.
311
00:14:39,343 --> 00:14:42,411
An agreement for what?
312
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,868
An agreement that says
313
00:14:44,808 --> 00:14:46,642
If we beat them
at something...
314
00:14:46,608 --> 00:14:49,811
We get all our stuff back.
315
00:14:49,726 --> 00:14:49,758
Beat them at what?
316
00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:55,943
Something we're good at.
317
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:55,867
Like what,
musical chairs?
318
00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:58,342
Why?
are we good at that?
319
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:03,517
Musical chairs?
you're challenging us to musical chairs?
320
00:15:03,518 --> 00:15:07,154
You heard me.
321
00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:10,491
That's a game
for children between the ages of four and seven.
322
00:15:10,398 --> 00:15:10,430
Which makes it
suitable for you.
323
00:15:13,453 --> 00:15:15,187
Look, i don't know how much
free time you have over there
324
00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:16,856
In "chuckle city,"
325
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:19,630
But over here
on "mackenzie falls"
326
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,562
We have some
serious acting to do.
327
00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:23,653
Oh, my gosh.
you are a drama snob.
328
00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:29,349
And you do think
you're better than us.
329
00:15:29,173 --> 00:15:29,205
No, not better.
just different... in a better way.
330
00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:31,724
We act.
331
00:15:31,712 --> 00:15:34,148
Okay. i see
what's going on here.
332
00:15:34,092 --> 00:15:36,393
You're afraid that
we might be better than you at something.
333
00:15:36,342 --> 00:15:39,411
- i'm not afraid of anything.
- except musical chairs.
334
00:15:39,331 --> 00:15:40,899
Especially...
musical chairs.
335
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,710
Fine. then here
are the terms.
336
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,209
We win, we get
our parking space back.
337
00:15:44,186 --> 00:15:48,122
We get your table
and you have to buy us
338
00:15:48,012 --> 00:15:49,814
- a new toilet paper roller.
- no, we're not doing that.
339
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:51,615
( clucking )
340
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:52,681
Then i guess you're afraid.
341
00:15:52,642 --> 00:15:54,709
( clucking loudly )
342
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,034
Okay, cut it out.
stop it.
343
00:15:56,017 --> 00:15:57,651
You're acting
like a fool.
344
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,358
Actually, i'm acting
like a chicken.
345
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:00,529
I'm not afraid
to act like a fool.
346
00:16:00,518 --> 00:16:02,553
( clucking )
347
00:16:02,511 --> 00:16:05,714
Cut it out!
cut it out!
348
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,830
- ( clucking )
- stop it. there are people starting to stare.
349
00:16:06,819 --> 00:16:08,487
( clucking loudly )
350
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:09,559
You-- you just
quit your bocking!
351
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,121
- fine!
- yeah, fine, we'll do it.
352
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,861
Okay? and when we win,
you have to go on your show
353
00:16:13,829 --> 00:16:18,265
And say that "mackenzie falls"
is better than "so random!"
354
00:16:18,136 --> 00:16:19,036
Fine. but when we win,
you have to say something nice about "so random!"
355
00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:21,403
No. no.
no no no.
356
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:23,285
We're not doing that.
you already told me your terms.
357
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:24,114
You don't get
to keep adding stuff.
358
00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:26,851
( clucking loudly )
359
00:16:26,784 --> 00:16:28,819
No, these are my terms.
you don't get to use my terms.
360
00:16:28,777 --> 00:16:32,279
All right! fine!
i'll take you on in musical chairs!
361
00:16:32,185 --> 00:16:32,217
- fine! see you at noon!
- yes, you will!
362
00:16:35,721 --> 00:16:41,659
- you smell like ham.
- i've seen your acting.
363
00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:41,508
That makes two of us.
364
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,037
I can't believe we're
playing musical chairs.
365
00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:48,777
Grady, you said
we were good at this.
366
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:51,043
No no, i said this
is what we were best at.
367
00:16:50,992 --> 00:16:51,024
I didn't say we were good.
368
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:54,401
Come on, you guys,
we can do this.
369
00:16:54,368 --> 00:16:55,701
Don't let them
psych us out, okay?
370
00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,220
We just need to practice.
371
00:16:57,197 --> 00:16:59,331
Okay, everybody
on your feet.
372
00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:01,088
We're walking,
we're walking,
373
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:02,122
We're walking-- sit!
374
00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:06,852
( scoffs )
375
00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:06,745
We're walking,
walking, walking-- sit!
376
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:11,233
Okay, now
everybody with me.
377
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:13,983
All:
we're walking, we're walking,
378
00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:17,316
- we're walking-- sit!
- ( cracks )
379
00:17:17,225 --> 00:17:17,258
I think i pulled something.
380
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,074
Oh, well, if it isn't
chad dylan pooper.
381
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:28,146
Easy, g.
easy, g.
382
00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:28,027
Save it for the chairs, man.
save it for the chairs.
383
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,114
Let's just get
this over with.
384
00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:34,617
Gotta get my teeth
bleached in 20 minutes.
385
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:34,554
You know there are
80 shades of white?
386
00:17:36,161 --> 00:17:39,898
Did we win?
did we lose? is it over?
387
00:17:39,794 --> 00:17:43,830
- can i leave?
- no, we need you.
388
00:17:43,716 --> 00:17:54,058
We're a team.
let's do this.
389
00:17:53,715 --> 00:17:53,747
( music playing )
390
00:17:55,932 --> 00:18:02,905
( music stops )
391
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:02,716
Oh no, i lost.
toodles.
392
00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:09,339
( music playing )
393
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,627
- ( music stops )
- oh, after you.
394
00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:19,483
After you, my lady.
395
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:19,369
Man! i let the lady
get in my head.
396
00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:25,854
- ( music playing )
- walking... walking...
397
00:18:25,798 --> 00:18:27,166
Walking... walking.
398
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:31,886
( music stops )
399
00:18:31,746 --> 00:18:31,778
Oh! i forgot to sit!
400
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:41,165
( music playing )
401
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:49,728
( music stops )
402
00:18:49,493 --> 00:18:49,525
- you're helping?
- i can dislike more than one person at a time.
403
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,729
( music playing )
404
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,809
Looks like
it's just you, me
405
00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:55,762
And one more thing
you're not gonna get.
406
00:18:57,015 --> 00:18:59,416
You know, you're acting
pretty confident
407
00:18:59,362 --> 00:19:00,730
- for someone who's
gonna lose. - ( laughs )
408
00:19:00,713 --> 00:19:04,282
At least i can act.
409
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:04,216
Can you, chad?
can you really?
410
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:07,783
You see that?
she's giving it right back to him.
411
00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:12,822
We might actually win.
412
00:19:12,672 --> 00:19:12,705
We could have
a toilet paper holder by sundown.
413
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:16,239
Come on, sonny!
414
00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:17,609
- all: yes! yes! yes!
- ow!
415
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,459
- ( music stops )
- all: no!
416
00:19:20,387 --> 00:19:22,455
Ow, it's my ankle.
it really hurts.
417
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:23,780
I think something snapped.
418
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:28,167
Oh, man.
419
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,674
That looks really serious.
we'd better get you to a doctor.
420
00:19:30,611 --> 00:19:30,643
Just take my hand.
421
00:19:33,536 --> 00:19:37,472
- whoa!
- peace out, suckas!
422
00:19:37,362 --> 00:19:37,394
( cheering, squealing )
423
00:19:39,901 --> 00:19:42,270
- you tricked me.
- no.
424
00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:42,249
i was acting.
425
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:47,847
Not bad. perhaps
there's a spot for you
426
00:19:47,779 --> 00:19:47,811
On "mackenzie falls."
427
00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:51,135
After portlyn disappears
428
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,756
In a mysterious
ballooning accident.
429
00:19:52,728 --> 00:19:56,265
( sobbing )
430
00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:57,770
Thanks, but my home
is right here in chuckle city
431
00:19:57,744 --> 00:20:00,779
On a show called
"so random!"
432
00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:06,473
So i don't think
i'll be going anywhere, chad dylan cooper.
433
00:20:06,295 --> 00:20:06,328
- ( all gasp )
- really? we're doing that again?
434
00:20:09,414 --> 00:20:11,548
Announ"
435
00:20:11,504 --> 00:20:15,307
Look, portlyn,
summer's almost over
436
00:20:15,201 --> 00:20:16,267
And once fall
comes back to the falls
437
00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:18,296
I need to be free.
438
00:20:18,255 --> 00:20:20,423
and you have a balloon
to catch.
439
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:20,377
Shh!
440
00:20:22,402 --> 00:20:25,571
Time for talking's over,
441
00:20:25,488 --> 00:20:27,123
Because...
"so random!" is on.
442
00:20:27,096 --> 00:20:29,030
It's my favorite show.
443
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,961
- ( cheering )
- oh, yes!
444
00:20:30,923 --> 00:20:32,156
- yes!
- finally!
445
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,677
Yay!
446
00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:39,360
"so random!" baby!
447
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:43,960
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