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Hey, Chocolate Bear.
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I didn't have time to shower this morning.
Did you wax your dome?
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I sure did!
Why?
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- Thanks, pal!
- Uh-huh...
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Hold up!
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Chapped!
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Easy, Moose, that stuff is forty bucks a tin.
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"With the long hours at a hospital, you don't
have time to worry about your appearance."
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"It may sound sexist, but with the female
doctors, it's slightly more noticeable."
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Hey, Janice.
Is it windy out?
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No. Why do you always ask me that!?
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Because I'm--I'm captain of
m-m-my kite-flying team?
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The M-m-mighty Kites?
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"Agh! Okay, just say something innocuous."
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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"The truth is most of them
don't even bother trying."
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- "Except of course..."
- Hey, girlfriends!
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How do you have the time to look
so good every morning?
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Oh, this? Heh.
Yeah, it doesn't take long.
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"I guess everyone has their
morning routines."
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Hi, cutie! Since you have so many balls and...
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too many toys can be
over-stimulating for an infant,
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Brantley here was wondering if he
could borrow one to play with!
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Oh, that's funny, because Jack here was
just wondering why the crazy lady...
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who just spent the last hour chain smoking
and talking on her cell phone while...
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her kid ate sand would come over to two complete
strangers and give them parenting advice!
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He also thanked me for not naming him "Brantley"!
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Y-yeah.
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I love our family.
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'Married With Children'?
Awesome!
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- Has Kelly been on yet?
- Here she comes.
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"Hi, Daddy!"
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Anyway, where's Danni?
We're gonna be late for our movie.
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Stop. Lemme just go
grab a sweater.
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I love you...
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Wow, she's using the "L" word now.
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Yeeeaaah, but we're not
really that serious.
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This isn't the movies?
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I just wanted you to see this.
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Because if I move here permanently, this
would be the type of place we could afford.
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Out of body experience?
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Yeah.
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She wants to move in together.
I have to break up with her!
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Dude, relax.
Enjoy the show.
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Have a Bugle.
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Ooh, your ghost hands is cold!
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J.D.!?
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I wanted to put them on my fingers
and pretend I had witch nails.
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- What?!
- Nothing.
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I just can't believe how comfortable I've gotten
talking to you over these last few months.
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I mean, look, I'd still be with
my old shrink if I hadn't...
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cut across the park the day of the
renaissance faire and realized...
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that the man I tell my innermost
secrets to likes to...
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likes to put on a big, giant beard and make
pretend that he is a blacksmith.
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A-a-a-anyway, something weird's
been going on with me lately.
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I have been sleeping more, I've
been drinking alone... less...
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I've even started complimenting people.
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Oh, come on!
Get your pump on!
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God help me, Sluggo, if you get any more buff,
I'll be absolutely sure that you're gay!
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Oh, I'm gonna get more buff!
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Dr. Cox never compliments
me about anything!
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Well, he should.
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Your new look has completely
changed my perspective.
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For instance, this is not a broom
with fraying edges...
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this is now a broom that reminds
me of blonde doctor's bangs.
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Tough and spunky!
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Oh, my God! That is exactly the
look that I was going for!
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- Really!?
- Yeah!
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Shoobity-doo! Hey!
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How 'bout I give you a ride
to your next destination?
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To the morgue!
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- Watch it!
- Hey!
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So, did you break up with her?
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I was going to last night...
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but then I looked in her eyes,
and I realized how rare...
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it is to meet someone who's actually
willing to have sex with me.
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How did you have sex with the woman
you're about to break up with?
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Okay, you know how the, uh, couch in
the living room has those high arms?
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Babe, you gotta understand,
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a guy will sleep with any woman he finds
attractive, no matter how he feels about her.
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If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom
and then offered to have sex with me?
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I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because
my pants would already be off!
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That's sweet! While your mother
lays there dying!
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- Tell her.
- His mom doesn't die.
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Tyra uses her connections in the
supermodel world to get...
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government scientists to put Turk's mom's
brain into Heidi Klum's body.
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She falls in love with me,
we all move in together.
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It'd be awkward at first,
but I'd make it work...
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'Cause I love my mom.
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Mm, and I would love her, too.
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New low.
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Oh, Mrs. Gorski,
I know shingles are never fun.
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Unless you're talking about the games we made
up the summer my parents got a new roof.
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It was kind of like Hide & Seek, only
we'd throw shingles at each other?
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Ahh, summer time... Still...
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a positive attitude can go a long way in helping
you feel better, so let's see a big ol' smile!
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Excuse me.
Can I borrow Dr. Reid?
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You may keep her.
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Here at Sacred Heart, I like to think that
our patients choose our hospital...
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not only because I leak vicious rumors about
competing hospitals to the press,
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but also because when they see
one of our doctors they think,
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"Now that's a professional!"
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Um, I don't think I look
unprofessional.
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I've let this whole new look thing
slide the last few months,
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but now that your colleagues
are beginning to complain
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I'm going to give you the same advice
I give my son every morning.
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Lose the makeup!
Get a haircut!
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And stop using my razor to
shave your fun zone!
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- I hate missing practice.
- Me too.
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Mighty Kiiiiites!
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Morning, class.
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As residency director, it is my
pleasure to have both surgical...
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and medical personnel here with us today.
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In fact, in this room we have enough
brain power to light up a city!
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Not a real city, mind you, but...
definitely a tiny ant city...
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whose government has recently passed a
series of stringent energy conservation laws!
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Stringent what?
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"Stringent updoc".
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It's happening.
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Yes, Nervous Guy?
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What's "updoc"?
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Okay, people, biphasic defibrillators.
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How many of you had a chance
to practice on the mannequin?
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Oh, yeah.
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With the defibrillator...?
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And I assume none of you have
even looked at the literature.
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I didn't do anything. No yelling,
no breaking stuff, nothing.
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And right then...
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I figured out what's different.
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I figured out what that feeling was that I was
having in the park the other day with my family.
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I'm...
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happy.
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Now does that not just make you sick?
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Dude, with Danni you just gotta
keep your eyes on the prize.
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Focus in on how great it is
to be single! Chasing tail!
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Hell, I miss it every day.
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Oh, you don't care if you ever
have sex again, do you?
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Baby, listen, I'm just trying
to keep my man psyched,
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'cause since I've known J.D.,
he's never broken up with anyone.
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He's right. I don't like hurting people.
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But with Danni, I'm gonna
do the honorable thing...
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I'm gonna have someone in a fireman's
outfit tell her I burned to death.
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Bambi, you owe her closure. Hell, you owe
it to every woman you've ever dated.
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Listen, Danni....
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Lisa....
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Drunk girl who was friends with the girl
I really wanted to hook up with...
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It's not all of you.
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It's me.
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Scott Gerber?!
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At soccer camp, I told you I wanted
to be more than friends.
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I thought you meant teammates!
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Well, I didn't!
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He used to...
borrow my jersey and...
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wear it as jammies...
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Hey, Danni, it's me.
What are you up to?
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- I'm keeping busy.
- "Oh, that's great."
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Uh, listen, something's been on my mind...
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"Me too."
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I just feel like my life is so scattered lately and
you're the only good thing I have going right now.
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- Awesome.
- How's he doing?
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The boy's got no biscuits.
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I am trying to break someone's
heart here, okay!?
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I'm feeling really bummed.
Do you have a second to talk?
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Actually, I'm kinda swamped right now,
uh, let me get back to you, okay?
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Elliot, what's wrong?
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- Eh, forget it, you're busy.
- Come on!
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I always have time for you!
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Have the other doctors been making
fun of the way I look?
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- What? No! No way!
- Huh? I've never heard anything...
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- ...like that! Why?
- Why would you say that?
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Hell, yeah.
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Only the girl ones, and you know,
they're all "Mrreeeoww!!"
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- Cat fight?
- Sorry, Todd!
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Let's try and be a little more careful
when we use that noise, okay?
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God!
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Honestly, I haven't been this
happy since Christmas...
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when I was seven years old and my father
showed me how to make a snow angel.
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Actually, he was passed out
drunk in the yard but...
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I did take his arms and his legs and
move them back and forth... and...
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th-the paramedics said it was one of the finest
snow angels that they'd ever seen, so...
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maybe the fact that I am the kinder, gentler...
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Cox is every last bit of okay.
Maybe it's a...
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a natural progression.
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It's not like there's any real ramifications...
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Right?
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What the hell, there, Pee-Pants?
Are you... the only one here?
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I drew the short straw, so
I have to press record on...
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all the tape players when
you start the lecture.
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Of course you do, but you
don't actually expect me--
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Where is everybody?
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They all had really important things to do?
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Hello, citizens!
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Welcome to Sacred Heart!
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Home of the world's most giant doctor!
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Be not afraid!
I'm just like you!
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Except I'm giant!
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My tush is chafing.
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All right! My turn to get on top!
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Turk, we tried playing Giant Black Guy.
Remember what happened?
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- People ran.
- Damn!
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Besides, I gotta go deal with
this whole Danni thing.
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You want me to just talk
to her for you? I'll do it.
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Nah, that's weak. I mean, if someone
doesn't care about you enough...
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to break up with you themselves, it's
like they didn't ever care about you at all.
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Hey, guys.
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Ohh! J.D., Danni's
breaking up with you.
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Mm, darn. See ya!
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What?
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Guys, how many times do I have to tell you?
Stop wearing my coat!
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Sorry about that, Chet!
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Which one of these is Chet's?
We gotta put this coat back.
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Oh... I think it's this one.
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Dude, look at the size of this Odor-Eater!
We could surf on it!
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I still don't understand why Danni's breaking
up with me, man. I gotta go talk to her.
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Okay, first of all, words cannot describe
the smell that is currently on my cheek.
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You get out clean, and now you wanna go
back in just 'cause she rejected you?
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Who else is that crazy?
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Not one resident showed up.
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Not one. Would you like to know why?
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Because they're not scared
of me anymore.
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And I blame you... yes.
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You have turned me into this soft,
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emotionally open, pathetic freak at home,
and now it's starting to bleed over into work.
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- "...Happy birthday to you!"
- "And many more!"
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Oh, my... oh, my God!
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Happy birthday!
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Oh, dammit, people, I've been
here twenty-three years.
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For the last time,
I'm allergic to coconut!
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Elliot... Have you been in the
supply closet, crying?
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Carla... I don't do that anymore!
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Oh, my God! I look like Alice Cooper!
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You know, I shouldn't have to feel
bad for wanting to look good.
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You don't, what with your
bohemian scarves and...
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- pirate earrings.
- Thank you for noticing.
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But still, it's different for nurses,
we're not judged for being feminine.
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But when you're a doctor,
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if you put in too much effort the men
will never take you seriously...
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and the women will think you're
trying to show them up.
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It's a dumb stereotype. You just have
to decide if it's worth the hassle.
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Laverne!
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Good cake, though.
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Hellooo?
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Little piece of advice:
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Your honker's cute in person.
Peep-hole? Not your friend.
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Ha! I'm sorry, did I interrupt you
from trying to eat your baby?
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Danni's not here.
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Look, do you know how hard
it was for me to come here?
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- Gotcha!
- Oooog! Oh, God...
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Not getting up until you
come to your senses.
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Get your coffee on, dawg.
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Say what you want, those big round
cheeks are warm in the morning...
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What?
253
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I just wanna know why
she broke up with me.
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Well, why don't you just...
hey! Ask her yourself!
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Not cool.
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Now, there you go, sweetheart!
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Now you look more like a doctor
and less like a lap-dance!
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Thank you, sir.
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Floor's wet.
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You know, I liked the way
blonde-haired doctor looked.
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She brightened my day.
But you don't care, do ya?
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'Cause you're unconscious.
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So I...
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I'm pretty much thinking it's
time to get the fear back.
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And I'm sorry, but I think
life is just too short to spend...
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your time working someplace where people
don't crap their pants at the mere sight of ya.
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Okay, listen up, people,
because this part is crucial.
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In order to use the biphasic
defibrillator, we have to--
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hey, Elliot.
Is it greasy outside?
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Oh, that is so stupid.
Elliot, you look... smart.
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- Hello?
- Of course I'm smart -- I'm a doctor!
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"What's up, doc?"
I just got it!
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Maybe that's why Danni wants to break
up with me, she thinks I'm too smart!
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You're dating a guy named Danny?
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Is he hot?
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Listen...
I know it's a clich�,
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but Sander say that it is indeed
the calm before the storm...
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that lets you know that danger's coming.
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First off, let me just say...
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thank you
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For the last couple of months
I have been adrift in a sea of...
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puppy dogs, lollipops,
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and, let's face it, mediocre metaphors.
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Luckily, you people were kind enough to...
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00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:47,820
piss all over learning a procedure that could...
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determine whether some poor
sucker lives or dies, and...
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that reminded me of something that I...
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wanted to remind YOU of.
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Because, you see, I...
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am accountable.
292
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I am accountable for the continuous,
crashing, undeniable...
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amateurism that you people drag into
this hospital day in and day out.
294
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And believe you me when I tell you
that the next time one of you...
295
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perpetual disappointments doesn't
even have the common decency...
296
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to try and do better at something
you supposedly DO?
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I will go ahead and toss your sorry
ass outta here in about...
298
00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:30,956
ten seconds and then I will forget
you forever in the next five.
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00:16:34,017 --> 00:16:36,278
Okaaay!
Nervous Guy!
300
00:16:36,323 --> 00:16:38,765
Bring that nervous butt up
here, lose the shirt.
301
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:41,160
We're gonna show these good
people how this thing works.
302
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Nice tan, there, champ.
303
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:48,556
- Thanks?
- Clear!
304
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:56,269
"After Dr. Cox exploded at us, so many
thoughts were racing through my head."
305
00:16:56,604 --> 00:16:58,810
"We have been slacking off lately."
306
00:16:58,898 --> 00:17:01,484
"How did Doug get such incredible abs?"
307
00:17:01,786 --> 00:17:03,588
"And what the hell is the deal with Danni?"
308
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:05,664
- Hey!
- Hey.
309
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,457
After you dressed up Rowdy, did you trim
the clumpy areas around his butt?
310
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:14,721
- Yeah...?
- Oh...
311
00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:18,218
Thanks. He was due for
a good grooming.
312
00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:21,039
Look...
313
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- Just tell me why.
- Your cell phone wasn't turned off.
314
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:26,748
- What?
- When you called me.
315
00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:31,215
Actually I'm swamped, Danni.
Sorry, I gotta go.
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00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:34,774
Elliot, what's wrong?
317
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Oh... Forget it, you're busy.
318
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"Come on! I always have time for you!"
319
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,353
That stupid phone! You know, that's the same
way Turk found out I collect scarves!
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- Ooooh!
- J.D.--
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00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:52,416
You're still not over Elliot.
And until you are,
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no one's ever gonna have a
chance to get close to you.
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Right?
324
00:17:59,815 --> 00:18:01,718
That silence?
325
00:18:01,763 --> 00:18:03,778
That's you breaking up with me.
326
00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:12,631
Hey! I finally broke up with someone!
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00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:30,697
- How you doing, Elliot?
- Great!
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I figure I spend three quarters of my life in
a place filled with misery and sickness.
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If I need to feel good about myself,
then the hell with everybody!
330
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:41,308
And for what it's worth, I think you look
beautiful, I wouldn't change a thing.
331
00:18:42,707 --> 00:18:44,912
Ohh.... Oh! I did, uh, tone down
the eye makeup a little bit.
332
00:18:44,968 --> 00:18:47,207
Oh, thank God! You looked so slutty.
333
00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:55,088
There!
All done.
334
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,719
I look hot!
335
00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:01,928
"Everybody has their own way
of getting through the day."
336
00:19:07,155 --> 00:19:10,558
"For some, it's as simple as
standing up for a friend..."
337
00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,267
"and getting away with it."
338
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:18,428
"For others, it's talking
things out with someone."
339
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:22,301
I--I know what you're thinking,
believe me, I...I do.
340
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:26,723
Why in the world would a civilized, up-town
man of the millennium such as myself...
341
00:19:26,745 --> 00:19:30,149
even go ahead and give a good
rat's ass about whether a bunch of...
342
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:33,841
snot-nosed baby docs were afraid of him.
343
00:19:33,842 --> 00:19:36,146
Right?
Well...
344
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:40,028
unfortunately the only way I
know how to teach is through...
345
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,532
fear.
346
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:44,253
And I tell YOU this because...
347
00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:47,197
I know that this particular shortcoming...
348
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,454
will invariably affect your life.
349
00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:54,887
And again,
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00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,182
sorry about the gay sailor's outfit.
351
00:19:57,215 --> 00:19:59,409
Your mother LOVES it.
352
00:19:59,454 --> 00:20:02,488
She couldn't be more pleasant when
you have it on. Take it off...
353
00:20:02,522 --> 00:20:05,421
nut bag, have it on...
pleasant, approachable....
354
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:14,162
"As for me, if I'm not over Elliot, I might
as well wait it out for the long haul."
355
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:17,509
"After all, it doesn't mean I'm gonna
ignore opportunity if it falls in my lap."
356
00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:20,330
- Hey! Sheila!
- Leave me alone.
357
00:20:20,341 --> 00:20:22,703
- Okay...!
- J.D.
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00:20:22,736 --> 00:20:25,624
Let's get going. Sean's calling me
at home in like ten minutes.
359
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,512
"Oh, this is gonna suck."
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