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Hospitals are hectic. But there's
a certain time every morning,
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after the bedpans have been emptied,
that a calm washes over the place;
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and you can't help but feel peaceful.
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Holy Vishnu! Look, we've been working
together a while, could you not whistle at me?
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You're right, Newbie, we have
been working together for a while.
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Of course, I wouldn't know the exact
number of days unless I consulted
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my Friends For Life calendar that I
keep taped inside my hope chest. Still...
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I've learned to make Dr.
Cox's rants work for me.
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I catch up on paperwork;
I look after patients...
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Carla, can you check room
air pulse ox on Mrs. Shipp?
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You got it, Bambi.
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...I take care of those official
things that just have to get done.
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You're a jerk.
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You're a jerk!
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...Long story short, there,
Molly, I will always whistle at you
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like you're a blonde with big bombs and I'm a
construction worker just released from prison.
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That clear?
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Crystal!
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Super!
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Uh, listen, while I have you here
-- I'm applying for a fellowship,
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and I could really use a letter of
recommendation. I was thinking that,
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when you wrote it, instead of using a girl's
name you could refer to me as "Dr. Dorian."
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I think it sounds a little more professional
and, frankly, each time you call me a girl's name,
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I die a little inside.
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Look, Janice, Denise, Tiffany
Amber Thiiiieeeessen! Lemme go ahead
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and share a little something special with
you that I like to call Perry's Perspective.
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One: If someone's standing in front
of me in line at the coffee shop and
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they can't decide what they want in the
half an hour it took to get to the register,
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I should be allowed to kill them. Two: I'm
fairly sure if they took porn off the internet,
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there'd only be one website left, and
it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"
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Three and most importantly of all: The
only way to be respected as a doctor
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nay, respected as a man -- is to be an island;
you are born alone, you damn sure die alone.
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Isn't that right, spike?
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The point is, and you just might want to
jot this down: only the weak need help.
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I should get that tattooed on my neck.
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Good afternoon, Sacred Heart!
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Hey! Your Chief of Medicine
just said good afternoon, people!
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Dr. Jeffrey Steadman,
world-class suck-up.
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Especially since the residency
director position opened up.
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Dr. Cox, you know Dr. Steadman.
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You're a doctor? Here,
all this time I had thought
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that you were some kind of parasitic creature
who lived shoulder-deep inside Big Bob's colon.
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If only, sir.
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Well, I'm off to fluid rounds.
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To fluid rounds!
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Mm! In the new Sea World
dolphin show, Sean opens
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with this impression of a blowfish that
will totally crack you guys up! Show them.
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What the hell, that's not
funny! All he did was this
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Hey, you're not doing it right.
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It's never fun being the fifth wheel,
especially when one of those wheels
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is Elliot's boyfriend. Still, I
had decided to take the high road.
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Hey, J.D., is this regular? I
asked you to bring me a diet.
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That is diet....
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I don't understand! I'm so careful about
what I eat, I'm just keep putting on weight!
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It's all the regular soda, Sean!
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Enjoy.
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Muahahahahahahaha!
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All right, that's enough.
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Scrubs 3x05 - My lucky night
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Transcript : Michelle V.L. M.
Synchro : foromuser10 pour www.forom.com
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So, I'm leaving the day after tomorrow,
to work on this project studying
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the fishing industry's impact on Maui
dolphins.They're an endangered species;
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if something isn't done soon they could
actually be wiped off the face of the earth.
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Fascinating stuff, Sean.
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Oh, hey -- I used
to date that girl.
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Hello, boys.
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Hi, I'm Elliot.
So, you guys used to date?
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Nice to see you, Sean.
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You, too, Mary...Angel...izabeth...?
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Goodbye, boys....
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You know, it's always awkward
when you run into an ex, isn't it?
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Tell me about it. I don't
know how J.D. and Elliot do it.
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Do what?
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Oh, no! I've got to stop this! Kick him!
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Oh!
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You okay, baby?
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Yeah....
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How they have sex every year and
still manage to stay friends....
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We haven't actually had a chance to
talk about that yet. But thank you.
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Hey. C'mere a sec -- we
wanna do stuff to you.
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Crap. The Janitor. And
he's with Sloppy Joe Guy!
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Okay, just distract them before
they do whatever they've got planned!
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We were thinkin'....
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I've got a riddle for you!
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This isn't how you said it would go.
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Troy! We're listening.
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Two coins add up to thirty cents
and one of them is not a nickel.
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So what are they?
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It's a riddle. You figure it out.
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Troy, get your hat.
We're going to the bank.
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Post-op diagnosis: acute cholecystitis.
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Estimated blood loss: a
hundred and fifty CCs and...
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"I don't know much / but I know I love you
ooh ooh ooh / And that may be all I need to"--
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place a transfer to recovery
room awake and stable.
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Hey, baby!
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Notice anything different?
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Your tongue went counter-clockwise!
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No!
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Green scrubs!
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I'm covering for one
of the surgical nurses.
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We could use the extra cash,
plus we get to work side-by-side
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for the next two whole
days. Isn't that great!
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So great!
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Right?
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So...
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So, J.D. and I slept together.
It's not that big a deal.
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You know Betty from work --
I see her every day, right?
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How would you feel if I
told you we slept together?
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Well, I'd be disturbed, Sean,
because Betty is a harp seal.
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Yeah, but a harp seal who's
smart, funny, and totally gets me!
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Oh, my God! Is anyone in
more hell than me right now?
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Dude. We're goin' to the caf. so I
can tell all the boys about my date
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with Strangely
Attractive Intern! You in?
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I think that Turk is a
little more mature than that.
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She's right.
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But still, honey, what I think
you're missing here is that,
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not only is she attractive,
but she's strangely attractive.
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Guys, I can't go!
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"I'll miss you" high-five!
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I know, isn't that a coincidence!
Well, thank you for coming by!
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I'm sure we're gonna be in
touch with you real soon.
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Our nanny just walked out the door. Gimme a break,
she's experienced, she has great credentials....
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Oh, no, no, she's got great,
huge, perky credentials.
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She's out. Besides, she's too expensive.
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About that, now, I've actually been thinking
about going after that residency director job.
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Residency director?
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Yeah-heah!
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But Perry, you realize if you did that, you
would be taking a positive step in your life.
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I know.
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First place we made love?
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Oh, gimme a break. We've
never..."made love".
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Whew, it is you. I'm
so proud I could poo.
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Seriously, though, it's great! And it's
a board decision, so I can help you out!
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No, no!
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Yes!
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No! I'm serious, Jordan,
I don't believe in it.
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I'd make you swear on a Bible, but I know how
contact with holy stuff makes your skin sizzle.
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So just...promise me?
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Oh, fine. No help.
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Great.
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Holy cow!
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You're hired.
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I cannot believe you're
still angry about this.
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I'm not angry.
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DIE! DIE, DIE, DIE!
ROT IN HELL!
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I got it.
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Okay, yes! J.D. and I work together!
But it's not like we're crazy close!
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I mean, it's not like we have all these inside
jokes! And we definitely don't do this....
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Good evening, Elliot! This is your
great aunt Sally. Are you there?
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I have to get that.
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I guess you're at Sean's. Hey,
good thing we're so crazy close,
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or I wouldn't know how to
impersonate your aunt Sally!
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By the way, I ran into Eye Patch this
morning -- said to tell you, "Honka! Honka!"
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It's just an inside...joke.
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Doctors!
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Okay, come on: Two coins.
Thirty cents. No nickels.
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Come on! You can do this! You
went to Harvard, for God's sake!
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Relax! I figured it out.
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Okay.... You gave me a
penny...and...what appears to be a button,
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on which you've written
twenty-nine cents.
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Can't we just kill him?
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No, no, no... That's
what he wants us to do.
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Just a real nice
helmet, there, princess.
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Actually, it's not a
helmet, it's a Hairmet
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it has extra room so you
don't mess up your hairdo.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna go ahead
and write you a prescription
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for two testicles; and you feel free
to get this filled out whenever you want
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but right now, I'm goin' after
that residency director gig,
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and you're joining me for a really
stupid board member meet-and-greet.
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Will you write my recommendation?
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Oh, hell no!
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Goodbye.
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Oh, gimme a break! I'll write
whatever you want! Just...we gotta go.
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Okay, fine. Lemme just
fix my hair. Oh, wait!
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I don't have to!
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Oh, good God!
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Scalpel.
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Scalpel what?
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Scalpel, please.
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Here you go, baby. Sorry: Dr. Baby.
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Shall we proceed, Dr. Baby?
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You know, Buppy, this guy
looks a lot like your waxer!
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The Todd says, What now?
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Nothing! She meant her waxer,
'cause we're...We're working, guys.
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No, no, no. I wanna hear this.
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It's no big deal. I make Turk wax his
chest so he doesn't give me a rash.
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Oh, okay. Does she also
make you wax your vagina?
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Sterile high-five!
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Are you even gonna talk to me?
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I'm sorry, okay? I didn't
tell you that I slept with J.D.
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and that was a mistake. And,
yes, we do talk all the time
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and have all these inside jokes,
and he met my great aunt Sally
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when she came to the hospital with my
demented great uncle who wears an eye patch
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and goes "honka! honka!" when he poops.
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And now you hate me.
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Elliot, I don't hate you. Okay?
I'm not even that mad at you.
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You're not?
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No. How do I explain this...
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You know when you have really
bad news to give to someone?
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So you try to make them
look like the bad guy
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by taking a small thing and
blowing it way out of proportion?
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Totally. So glad that
has nothing to do with us!
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Elliot, the trip that
I'm leaving on tomorrow...
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it's actually a lot
longer than I let on.
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What, like three days?
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No....
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Four days?
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Six months.
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Five days?
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Love your Hairmet.
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Love yours!
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It was amazing to see how much
Dr. Cox actually wanted this job.
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And how much he was willing
to put up with to get it!
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So, the wife and I ended up
buying Egyptian cotton bed sheets!
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Gee, you're too much. What's the
thread count on those bad boys?
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I guess it was just amazing
to see how much he cared.
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Gotta go.
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Well, well, well.... Snip my
pickle and call me schlo-mo!
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You're not actually applying
for residency director.
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Oh, I don't know, Bob. Here, I
like to think I've accomplished
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plenty of things much more difficult
than this. Why, just yesterday morning
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I somehow managed to hack into your
voice-mail and change the outgoing message to,
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"Hi, this is Big Bob. Why, I'm
not in right now but, at the beep,
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leave your name and your penis size!"
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Perry, have you ever wondered why
you've never risen above clinical staff
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at this hospital? I mean, come on, pal,
who do you think the board listens to
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concerning promotions around here?
Why don't I tell you after the beep?
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Beeeeeeep.
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Bob Kelso. Ten inches.
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It's like a baguette!
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Hi!
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Hey.
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I can't tell you how awesome it was just
getting to be with you today and watch you work.
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I know, right!
235
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Yeah!
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But you know what? Schmitty heard that
Nurse Green's been dying to cover surgery,
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and I said you wouldn't mind
if she took your place tomorrow.
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Because, between me and you, Schmitty's
been trying to hit that for like a minute,
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and I had to hook him
up! You understand, right?
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Sure. I'm...I'm glad we
could help Schmitty hit that!
241
00:13:18,576 --> 00:13:19,754
Yeah.
242
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:25,883
Relationships can be tricky. Especially
the ones that have barely begun.
243
00:13:26,711 --> 00:13:30,569
Look, Elliot, I'm crazy about you, but I've
been going over this in my head all week.
244
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:34,540
I've been in a long-distance relationship
before, and it was a disaster.
245
00:13:35,951 --> 00:13:38,140
I've reached the point where I honestly
believe a couple has a better chance
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if they just cut the cord and
know that if it's meant to be,
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fate will bring them
back together. You know?
248
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,761
Yeah.... Totally....
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00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:01,599
It's typical. Elliot's in a relationship,
so I can't stop thinking about her.
250
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I just have to accept it and move on.
251
00:14:04,396 --> 00:14:06,453
So I guess...
I guess this is goodbye.
252
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Good what?
253
00:14:15,132 --> 00:14:17,969
Look, this doesn't have to be
some huge sad thing, you know?
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It's okay. They didn't see you.
255
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,076
What the...?
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I know. It's just hard for me.
257
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I'm gonna scrubs my hands and do the
"scrub my hands" dance! Scrub my--
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Christopher. I know it's a complicated
procedure, but this afternoon
259
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I want you to assist
me on a gastric bypass.
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Gastric bypass?
261
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I'm goin' to the show?
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00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:55,012
Well, you've earned it -- you really
turned it up a notch in surgery yesterday.
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I don't know if you had a lucky charm in that
room, or what, but something was different.
264
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:15,123
Hey! Hey, Baby! What's up?
You know, I've been thinking:
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that was a lot of fun working together.
266
00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:21,249
And how long you been
thinking about that?
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Ever since Dr. Wen offered me a gastric
bypass because I was so amazing yesterday,
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and I realized you're the reason why.
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Really?
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Yeah! Yeah. It's just like in high
school -- I had this girlfriend
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who annoyed the crap out of me, but every
time she came to one of my basketball games,
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I played like crazy out of my mind because
all of a sudden I was playing for her.
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I wanted to make her proud.
You understand what I'm saying?
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You're saying I'm so annoying you can't
stand working with me for even two days,
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but now that you have something
to gain, you want me back.
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Exactly. Thank you!
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I didn't hear an apology
anywhere in there!
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All I heard was nonsense.
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The truth is, you never asked me
how I felt about us working together.
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Plus, you embarrassed me in front
of my co-workers. You were a pain.
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00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:06,743
You know what? Maybe I was a pain,
but do you know how many times
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you're a pain and I just let it go?
Like when we're at home and you follow me
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from room to room, even
when I go to the bathroom!
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I like to be with you.
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Pain!
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00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:19,194
Or how you've decided that me making
eye contact with you is my way of saying,
287
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"Please, grab my breasts."
288
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Don't.
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00:16:21,289 --> 00:16:24,423
Or that Aaron Neville impression
you've been working on?
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I don't do an Aaron Neville impre...
291
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Laverne!
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But the biggest pain of all
is that you know I'd go into
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that operating room with
you if you just apologized;
294
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but you're too stubborn
to do that, aren't you.
295
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I am now!
296
00:16:43,777 --> 00:16:46,740
Tell me this, there, pippy:
Are you allergic to bee stings?
297
00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:47,846
I don't know. Why?
298
00:16:47,847 --> 00:16:52,881
Oh, it's just that it looks so painful
and possibly infected that I must flick it!
299
00:16:52,882 --> 00:16:55,441
You know what? Okay? This
never would have happened
300
00:16:55,442 --> 00:16:57,514
if my Hairmet hadn't gotten stolen at
your stupid suck-up fest last night!
301
00:16:59,223 --> 00:17:02,157
Now, I took the liberty of writing
the recommendation you promised me.
302
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,717
All you have to do is sign
right below where it says,
303
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"He makes me proud to be a doctor,"
and right above where it says,
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"P.S. He ain't too hard
on the eyes, either!"
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00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:12,985
Tell you what, Newbie: This must
be a very...very proud day for ya.
306
00:17:14,144 --> 00:17:15,286
You can't make me feel
guilty for asking for help.
307
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That's just the way the world
works, okay? And you know what?
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Most people actually like helping
out the people around them.
309
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:25,881
Take Carla, for instance! Don't you
think she'd do anything in the world
310
00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:27,511
to help out Turk, no
matter what the situation?
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00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:30,788
Look! He didn't apologize! So
just back the hell off, okay!
312
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,581
He messes up and I'm the one who gets...
313
00:17:33,582 --> 00:17:36,446
Still, I don't even believe that you
think asking for help makes you look weak.
314
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I think you don't do it because you're
afraid of putting yourself out there.
315
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And that's why you're
never gonna get anywhere.
316
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Thank you for this!
317
00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:59,380
Laverne, did you ever notice that in
hospitals, even though you're surrounded
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00:17:59,381 --> 00:18:02,949
by like hundreds of people, it's still
so easy to get lost in your own thoughts?
319
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,198
Have you been drinkin'?
320
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:09,378
What's wrong with me? Here I am trying
not to let fear ruin my life anymore,
321
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:14,129
and then Sean moves away and I don't
even have the guts to tell him how I feel.
322
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:18,263
how I feel. I mean, life's too
short not to go for it with Elliot.
323
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,254
Plus, now Sean's out of the
picture? Stop being such a chicken!
324
00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,497
such a chicken! I know it's
a complicated procedure,
325
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:26,362
but I can do it without Carla
there! What am I so scared of?
326
00:18:26,363 --> 00:18:29,419
what am I so scared of? That I might actually
get this job, and have no one to blame it
327
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:32,635
on if I fail? Good Lord, I'm
pathetic! When was the last time...
328
00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:36,326
when was the last time he ever apologized
for anything? I wanna help him, I do,
329
00:18:36,327 --> 00:18:38,884
but in a lot of ways I guess
I'm as stubborn as he is.
330
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,634
I wish I could make some sense out of...
331
00:18:40,635 --> 00:18:43,071
I wish I could make some sense out
of this. Thirty cents, to be exact.
332
00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:45,728
Damn riddle! Easy,
Janitor; you'll get this.
333
00:18:51,109 --> 00:18:52,233
Sean! Sean!
334
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:01,206
Sorry!
335
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:05,645
No problem, little lady! I've never
left a soul behind! Got your ticket?
336
00:19:06,615 --> 00:19:07,468
No. No, I just
337
00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:10,283
I just have to talk about
338
00:19:13,881 --> 00:19:15,033
Hello.
339
00:19:15,034 --> 00:19:15,626
Elliot?
340
00:19:15,627 --> 00:19:20,940
Sean! Sean! Okay.... Look, I know
you hate long-distance relationships,
341
00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:24,692
but six months is nothing! I mean, it'll be
hard and we'd be going a long time without sex,
342
00:19:24,693 --> 00:19:28,497
but I can totally go that long
without sex! Sean, I am a sex camel!
343
00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:32,927
Look, the point is I'm not ready
for this relationship to end;
344
00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:37,490
so, even if you break my heart right
now, it's okay, because I'd regret it more
345
00:19:37,491 --> 00:19:41,399
if I didn't take this
shot. So, what do you say?
346
00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:04,305
Hey. We solved your dumb game.
347
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:06,867
We been to the libary!
348
00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:09,878
"-brary," Troy. "Li-BRAR-y."
349
00:20:10,915 --> 00:20:13,443
Anyway, "What two coins, when you put 'em together,
350
00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:14,888
makes thirty cents and one
of them isn't a nickel?"
351
00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:25,697
A penny and...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt
imperfection, today worth exactly twenty-nine cents.
352
00:20:27,631 --> 00:20:31,494
Nope, nope, nope. The correct
answer is: A quarter and a nickel.
353
00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:34,174
No. Because you said
one of 'em isn't a nickel.
354
00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:36,187
Right. The other one is.
355
00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:38,977
You lied to me.
356
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,492
No. It's a riddle.
357
00:20:45,234 --> 00:20:48,363
Ooh! Your face is red!
Like a strawbrerry!
358
00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:50,694
Pride's a funny thing...
359
00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:52,949
Don't have kids.
360
00:20:57,725 --> 00:21:02,824
So, shall we all just agree that Dr. Steadman is our
new residency director and get the hell out of here?
361
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:06,548
If anyone wants to stop by my condo
to celebrate, my husband made sangria!
362
00:21:09,462 --> 00:21:13,047
Howdy, fellas. don't ya dare get up,
I don't want to see any broken hips.
363
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,921
A lot of times, pride can
be pretty hard to swallow.
364
00:21:18,317 --> 00:21:19,142
Would you please help me?
365
00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:25,992
So! I think we should make
Perry residency director.
366
00:21:30,632 --> 00:21:34,451
You honestly think the board would
pick him because you had his love-baby?
367
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:39,116
Oh, I don't know.... Of course,
if they don't, I'm gonna bitch
368
00:21:39,117 --> 00:21:41,332
and moan about it until
these nice gentlemen are dead.
369
00:21:42,229 --> 00:21:43,396
All those in favor of Dr. Cox?
370
00:21:49,425 --> 00:21:51,512
So I guess this pretty much
makes me your bitch now.
371
00:21:51,513 --> 00:21:53,355
Oh, Perry, you always were.
372
00:21:53,356 --> 00:21:54,821
Oh, golly, God!
373
00:21:57,521 --> 00:22:00,778
But still, in a good relationship,
pride never gets in the way.
374
00:22:01,644 --> 00:22:03,307
Christopher, you okay?
You look a little nervous.
375
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:05,621
He'll be fine.
376
00:22:06,548 --> 00:22:08,923
Carla! Look, I...
377
00:22:08,924 --> 00:22:09,882
You can tell me later.
378
00:22:09,883 --> 00:22:13,851
Ohh...M'kay. Let's do this! Scalpel!
379
00:22:14,752 --> 00:22:15,366
Scalpel what?
380
00:22:18,179 --> 00:22:20,932
As for me, even if I wanted to put my
pride on the line and go tell Elliot
381
00:22:20,933 --> 00:22:23,875
how I feel, I can't --
I have to work tonight.
382
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:27,799
Say, Newbie, seeing as you are
partially responsible for me being
383
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,518
the new residency director, I'm gonna go
ahead and give you the rest of the night off.
384
00:22:32,486 --> 00:22:36,001
I don't know, it's just kind of
my own personal way of saying...
385
00:22:37,929 --> 00:22:41,309
I can't actually stand
the sight of you. Ha!
386
00:22:43,019 --> 00:22:44,258
I still don't think I should go see her.
387
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:50,137
Doctors Leeve and Winnerback, please
report to the E.R. Leeve and Winnerback.
388
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:54,459
Here, buddy. Baby wasn't mine.
389
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:09,460
What the hell...?
390
00:23:10,491 --> 00:23:13,739
It's a riddle! Two guys destroyed
your bike with a crowbar and a bat.
391
00:23:14,753 --> 00:23:15,580
One of 'em wasn't me!
392
00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:11,612
Oh, J.D.!
393
00:24:12,474 --> 00:24:13,548
Elliot, there's something
I have to tell you.
394
00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:15,039
Hey, buddy!
395
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,636
Sean's taking a later
flight to Sea World because he decided
396
00:24:18,637 --> 00:24:20,779
to make this long-distance thing work!
397
00:24:22,759 --> 00:24:24,429
I'm so happy, I can't stop crying!
398
00:24:25,994 --> 00:24:26,604
Oh, those are nice!
399
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:33,479
Ohh, these? I thought Elliot would be sad
with you guys splitting up, so I just wanted to....
400
00:24:35,288 --> 00:24:38,832
Oh, that's so sweet! You can
just put them next to Sean's.
401
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,180
Yeah.
402
00:24:45,177 --> 00:24:46,034
Okay.... I'm not sure they....
403
00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:52,554
You okay?
404
00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:53,285
Yeah...
405
00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:58,573
Not sure they can...reach
the water, but...
406
00:25:03,633 --> 00:25:04,344
J.D.?
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